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I really like Valentine's Day
in this office.

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It's kind of
like grade school.

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Everybody gives out
little presents and stuff.

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Like, last year, Jim gave me this
card with Dwight's head on it.

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It was horrifying
and funny and...

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Phyllis.

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You could just sign here.

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Roy and I
are saving for the wedding.

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So I made him promise not
to get me anything too big.

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"Happy Valentine's Day, darling.
Love, Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. "

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Isn't he sweet?
Oh, yeah.

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Wow.

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All right, Dwight, as you know
I'm heading to New York today,

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doing a presentation
on the branch to the new CFO.

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And you want me to come with
you. No. The opposite of that.

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I will stay here and run
things on this end. Very good.

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Question: Will you be seeing
Jan when you're in New York?

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I probably will.
Why do you ask?

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Well, it's Valentine's Day.
And you guys, you know...

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Well.
... screwed.

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What is your problem?

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This is a business trip. I
would have to be a raving lunatic

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to try to talk to Jan about
what happened between us.

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Her words, not mine. She sent
me an e-mail this morning.

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But it is Valentine's Day.

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It's New York.
The City of Love.

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Hey, Pam. You heart NY, right? You
want me to pick you up anything?

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That's okay.
All right.

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The best present would be, you do
a good job in front of the new CFO.

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Dude. I'm going to nail it.

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Me in New York? Oh, I own
that city. "Forget about it!"

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See you.

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Well, here we go,
on our way to New York.

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New York, New York.

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The city so nice,
they named it twice.

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Manhattan is the other name.

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So, I broke up with Katy and I
haven't been dating anybody else.

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So, this year I don't have to
worry about Valentine's Day.

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It's going to be good. I
invited a couple of friends over.

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We're gonna play some cards and
I'll end up winning a lot of money,

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because they're idiots.

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It's gonna be great.

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What's this? What is this?

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I don't know.
It's on your desk.

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Yeah, but who put it here?
And for what purpose?

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It was there when I sat down.

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"Happy Valentine's Day. "

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It's me.

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I'm the Bobble Head.

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Yes!

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The meeting isn't till 3:00.

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But I always like to come to
New York a little bit early,

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and hit
some of my favorite haunts.

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Like right here is my
favorite New York pizza joint.

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And I'm going to go get me
a New York slice.

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Hey, Kelly, what's up?
Nothing.

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Oh! Except... Oh, my God, Jim.

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Last night, Ryan and I
totally, finally hooked up.

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It was awesome. That's great.
I'm really happy for you.

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I know, and it was so funny. 'Cause
we were at this bar with his friends,

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and I was sitting next to him
the whole night,

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and he wasn't making a move.
So in my head I was like,

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"Ryan, what's taking you so
long?" And then he kissed me.

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And I didn't know what to say. Wow.

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So I said,"
Ryan, what took you so long?"

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I mean, I just said it to him.
Can you believe that?

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Wow. Oh, my God, Jim,
is that embarrassing?

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I'm embarrassed.
No. Don't be.

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Oh, thank God, because I was
nervous, Jim. No. All right...

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You will not believe I
was so nervous. I bet.

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But now... Now I have
a boyfriend. All right.

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I hooked up with her
on February 13th.

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Here it is. The heart of
New York City, Times Square.

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Named for the good times
you have when you're in it.

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Most people,
when they come to New York,

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they go straight to
the Empire State Building.

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That's pretty touristy.
I come here.

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Great places to eat.

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We have Bubba Gump shrimp,
Red Lobster down there.

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You know...

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This is the heart
of civilization, right here.

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Guess what.
Really?

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It's from Bob, again.
That's great.

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Everybody takes
the subway in New York.

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It's fast. It's efficient.
Gets you there on time.

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It's a way to... Okay, there's a guy
pooping in a cardboard box down there.

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This is the world-famous
Rockefeller Center,

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founded, of course,
by Theodore Rockefeller.

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This is the skating rink.

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And I think the Rangers
practice there sometimes.

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And it's...

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That's Tina Fey.

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That's Tina Fey
from Saturday Night Live.

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Hello. Hello. Hi.

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Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.

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I thought you were...
Okay. I thought that was...

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She looked like... She
looked a lot like Tina Fey.

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Hello, hello.

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I thought that was Tina Fey,
but it wasn't. So...

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Are you serious? He was here?

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When? When I was talking
to the fake Tina Fey?

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Come on! Are you serious?

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Hello, Angela, did you hear?

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Somebody totally rocked the house and
got me the best present I've ever gotten.

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Really? I wouldn't know
anything about that.

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But I'm glad you enjoyed
it. Oh, I did. I did.

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I didn't get anything
for Valentine's Day.

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Oh, I bet you will,
before the day is over.

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Really? Well, I hope I do.

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I would love to live in New York
someday. It's a big dream of mine.

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Work at Corporate with Jan.
That would be awesome.

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Go to Broadway shows,
eat hot dogs.

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Scranton is great, but...

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New York
is like Scranton on acid.

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No, on speed. No, on steroids.

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Okay, um...

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I think,

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that's either the Hudson
or the East, so we're back...

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Should be back this way.

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There's a lot
of pressure on me right now.

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It's like Michael Jordan
in the NBA finals,

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or like
Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf.

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And this presentation
is Desert Storm.

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And as soon as it's over,

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we will not have to deal
with those Iraqis anymore.

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Let's do it.

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No, that's all right. Spend money on her
instead of giving it to us, that's fine.

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No. I didn't even have
a seat for you anyway.

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Yeah.

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All right, man.

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Okay, have a good night. Bye.

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Phyllis Lapin?
Holy God.

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It's from Bob.

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Man, that thing's bigger
than I am. No, it's not.

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Oh, zip it.
Wow.

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There they are. What's up?

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Hey.
Hey, hey.

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Michael Scott.
Josh Porter. High five.

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Bam.
All right.

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You know Dan Gore, from
Buffalo? Yeah, how you doing?

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Nobody needs to introduce
this guy. Craiggers.

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What's up, buddy?
You have been kicked out

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of every strip club in Albany,
is that true? Guilty, yeah.

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Well... So, what's
going on? What'd I miss?

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Not much. They're, I guess,
running late upstairs.

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We're just waiting
for the presentations.

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Cool, good, good. Good. Give
us some time to catch up and...

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Pam.
Hi, how're you doing? Good.

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Listen, may I speak with you,

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privately?

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You can't fire me, Dwight,
just 'cause Michael's not here.

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No, Pam, just... I'm...

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Just...

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Please.

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You need to get something

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for your girlfriend?
Girlfriend, yes.

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And the reason I didn't get
anything for this particular person,

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who shall remain nameless,

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is that she's not really the kind of person
you'd think would be into Valentine's Day.

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She's kind of...
Tightly wound?

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Exactly.
Okay. Well,

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sometimes the gift is really
about the gesture, you know,

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like, what it means
instead of what it is.

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You mean, like a ham?

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No, not like a ham.

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It's about doing something,

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so that the person knows that
you really care about her,

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that you remember her.
Okay, I get it. That's great.

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Okay, shut up.
I know exactly what to do.

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What about you, Craig?
Did you lose anyone?

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Oh, man.

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Jan called me in September, and she's
like, "You gotta fire four people,"

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and I was just like,
"What?" You know.

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Did you? No. I just ignored
her. She is the worst.

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Well, she is our boss, so...

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She ain't my boss, dude.
I don't work for that bitch.

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Hey, come on,
you know, that's not...

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What?
Cool it.

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You like Jan?
How can you like Jan?

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Maybe because
she's my girlfriend.

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Was. Or not my girlfriend.
She...

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We hooked up and...
You hooked up with Jan?

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It's just, you know, it was months
ago. Just... It was just once.

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It was, God, just stupid.
Just... Just forget it.

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Yeah, let's change the
subject. Yeah, yeah.

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I don't know
what he's thinking,

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but I would just be so psyched
if we just dated forever.

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Well, I'd take it slow.

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'Cause it seems like a lot of the
time, things like that need to...

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Soda.
Cool.

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Hey, so, do you want
to do something tonight, or...

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Oh, no, not while I'm here.

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I mean, I know that it's
Valentine's Day or whatever.

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But there's totally no pressure at
all of any kind whatsoever. So...

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I can't tonight.
I have plans with my friends.

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Okay, that's cool.
Okay.

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I completely understand.
Cool.

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Okay.

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Josh Porter, Stamford.

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David.
Nice to meet you.

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00:11:25,669 --> 00:11:26,795
And Michael Scott, Scranton.

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Nice to meet you.
Ditto.

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How are you, Jan?
Fine, Michael, thank you.

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Okay. So, we are in the process
of doing a complete review

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of the company's
financial strength.

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All I'd like to do today
is to hear you...

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Nervous?
No, I'm not nervous.

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Well, I mean, I guess I'd be lying if
I didn't say I was a little nervous.

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The new CFO
is judging me on this, too.

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And, well,
it is Michael, so...

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Yeah. I am very nervous.

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So, with the 12 new
local accounts,

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we had a total of
four percent organic growth,

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which was just above our pre-year
targets. Thanks very much.

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Thank you.
Okay, Michael.

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What is a business?

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Is it a collection of numbers
and sales reports?

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Sure. But, as you know,
David, and Jan,

219
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it is much more.

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Life moves a little slower
in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

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And that's the way we like it.

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Because at Dunder Mifflin,
Scranton,

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we're not just
in the paper business.

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We're in the people business.

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Let's meet some of the folks

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who make the Scranton branch
so special.

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This is Stanley Hudson,
one of our talented salesmen.

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An African-American
father of two,

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Stanley's dedication is no
doubt one of the hallmarks

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of the foundation of the business
we're hoping to build our basis on.

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Yeah, I shot a bunch
of footage around the office,

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edited it together on my Mac.

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Was thinking about entering it
in some festivals. Probably won't.

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You know,
not what this is about, but...

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And finally,
Pam Beesly.

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Look at her. Look how cute.

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Not bad at all.

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As the receptionist,

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Pam is truly
the gateway to our world.

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Well, I hope this gave you
a little taste

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of what life is like here
at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.

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What it's like to walk
a mile in Oscar's shoes,

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or try on Phyllis' pants.

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Next time you're in town,
give us a call. Stop on by.

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I'm sure you'll be greeted by a big
smile, and a "How're you doing, pal?"

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Maybe even one of Angela's
famous brownies.

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And you'll know
that you're home.

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Great Scott!

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Questions?

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Wow.

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Okay. Okay, thank you,
Michael, that was great.

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Yes, thank you.

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But for right now, what I'd really like
to know about is the branch's performance.

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00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:36,089
So, do you have
that information as well?

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Yes. Absolutely, David.

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Let me get that for you. I...

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Can you sign?
Yeah.

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Oscar.

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Nothing for me?
Join the club.

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Who's it from?
My mom.

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It's frustrating, 'cause
we'd be so perfect together.

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You know what?
Here's the deal, Kelly.

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It would be really nice if he was
into you, right? It'd be great.

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But he isn't. So... Yeah, but
it would be so great if he was.

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Well, he's not, though.
So you just gotta suck it up.

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You just gotta move on,
try to have some fun.

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Come to my poker game tonight.

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Okay, cool.

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Is it okay if I invite Ryan?

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And that about does it,
thank you.

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Okay.

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Craig.

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Yeah, here's the deal.
I did not understand

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that this was supposed to be a
full-on, like, report or whatnot.

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I'm sorry, what did you think
financial presentation meant?

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I was under the impression this was more
of, like, a meet-and-greet type deal.

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So, does that mean that you don't
have the numbers on your branch?

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That is correct. Yes.

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Craig, you realize
that we're trying to decide

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whether drastic steps
need to be taken.

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Look, I'm sorry.
I didn't know.

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Well, the point is, that this doesn't
exactly bode well for your branch.

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Oh, man. You know what?

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00:16:26,704 --> 00:16:30,037
Michael made that stupid movie,
he doesn't get in any trouble.

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Maybe I should have
slept with you, too.

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Okay, okay. All right, this... No,
no, no. I'm not... I'm not... I just...

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I just don't know
what to do anymore, Michael.

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I mean,
I'm probably gonna get fired.

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No, you're not.

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Yeah, I... Michael, the CFO
thinks that we slept together.

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00:16:50,828 --> 00:16:53,388
Don't you understand? People
get fired for much less.

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And I just can't believe
that you told everybody.

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And we didn't even
sleep together.

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Technically, we fell asleep
in the same bed.

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So...
Oh, God.

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Michael, it was months ago.

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It was once. It's over.

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Do you understand?

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Yes, I'm sorry.

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I'll fix it. I will talk
to him. I'll talk to David.

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Surely, you cannot be serious.

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I am serious.

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"And don't call me Shirley. "
Airplane!

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Women are like wolves.

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If you want a wolf,
you have to trap it.

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You have to snare it.

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And then you have to tame it.

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Keep it happy.
Care for it. Feed it.

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Lovingly. The way an
animal deserves to be loved.

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And my animal deserves
a lot of loving.

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Hey, babe.
Hey.

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You almost ready to go?
I guess. Yeah.

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What's wrong?
Nothing.

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It's just that
I had to sit here all day

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while Phyllis got, like, an
entire garden delivered to her.

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00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,007
What? You're mad at me?

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00:18:17,548 --> 00:18:19,846
I mean, I know that we said,
"No big gifts,"

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but I was, kind of, hoping you'd
get me something for Valentine's Day.

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Well, Valentine's Day
isn't over.

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Let's get you home and you are
gonna get the best sex of your life.

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00:18:32,463 --> 00:18:34,522
You understand this is
a very serious situation.

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No, no, no, no, no.
Yes, I... Okay, well...

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00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:39,436
All right, here's the deal. This
is my fault, this is totally on me.

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00:18:39,504 --> 00:18:42,200
Before you guys came in,
I was talking to the guys.

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00:18:42,273 --> 00:18:45,299
We were all chatting
and I made a joke,

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a really dumb joke, and Craig,
the idiot, took it seriously.

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00:18:48,913 --> 00:18:51,780
You made a joke?
I did. It was stupid.

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00:18:51,849 --> 00:18:55,808
And Craig, you saw him, he's not
the sharpest tool in the shed.

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Although he is a tool.

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00:18:58,823 --> 00:19:01,189
Well, I don't need to explain
to you that even a joke

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about sexual relations
with your boss...

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00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,092
I know.
It was borderline at best.

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00:19:05,163 --> 00:19:09,190
And Jan
is a fantastic executive

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00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:12,065
and has all the integrity
in the world and...

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00:19:13,204 --> 00:19:16,435
I'm really sorry, and that
will never happen again.

336
00:19:20,778 --> 00:19:23,645
That's fine.
Let's just... Just forget it.

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00:19:24,148 --> 00:19:25,342
Okay. Good.

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00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,328
Heading out?
Yeah.

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00:19:39,397 --> 00:19:42,525
All right, Beesly.
Hey, Happy Valentine's Day.

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00:19:43,801 --> 00:19:44,995
Bye.

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00:19:49,574 --> 00:19:52,099
Good night, Pam.
Night, Phyllis.

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00:19:57,215 --> 00:19:58,477
Michael.

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00:19:58,883 --> 00:20:00,942
Thank you again for that,
really.

344
00:20:01,018 --> 00:20:02,645
It was very nice.
Oh, no big deal.

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00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:06,486
Really, sorry again. Oh, no,
it's okay. Yeah, it's okay.

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00:20:07,325 --> 00:20:10,021
So... Happy Valentine's Day.

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00:20:10,094 --> 00:20:12,324
Yeah, Happy Valentine's Day.

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00:20:19,971 --> 00:20:21,097
Okay.