1 00:00:00,184 --> 00:00:02,914 So, Phil recruited me to sell these cards, 2 00:00:02,987 --> 00:00:04,579 and now I am recruiting you. 3 00:00:04,655 --> 00:00:06,486 Who is this guy again? Don't worry about Phil. 4 00:00:06,557 --> 00:00:08,684 He drives a Corvette. He's doing just fine. 5 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:13,355 Okay. Calling cards are the wave of the future. 6 00:00:13,431 --> 00:00:15,763 These things sell themselves. Who uses calling cards anymore? 7 00:00:15,833 --> 00:00:17,596 You know what? That's a nice attitude, Ryan. 8 00:00:17,668 --> 00:00:20,262 I'm just helping you invest in your future, my friend. 9 00:00:20,338 --> 00:00:21,737 It sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme. 10 00:00:21,806 --> 00:00:25,139 Yes, thank you. You will get rich quick. We all will. 11 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,676 Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, 12 00:00:27,745 --> 00:00:28,837 that one from the e-mail? 13 00:00:28,913 --> 00:00:31,507 You know what, Toby? When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria 14 00:00:31,582 --> 00:00:34,710 e- mails you directly asking for help, you help. 15 00:00:35,086 --> 00:00:37,953 His father ran the freaking country, okay? 16 00:00:39,023 --> 00:00:42,754 All right, so raise your hand if you wanna get rich. 17 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:44,422 All right. No. 18 00:00:44,495 --> 00:00:46,725 How is this not a pyramid scheme? 19 00:00:47,031 --> 00:00:48,896 All right, let me explain, again. 20 00:00:52,203 --> 00:00:54,535 Phil has recruited me and another guy. 21 00:00:54,605 --> 00:00:57,938 Now we are getting three people each. 22 00:00:58,009 --> 00:01:01,467 The more people that get involved, the more people who are investing, 23 00:01:01,545 --> 00:01:04,139 the more money we're all gonna make. It's not a pyramid scheme. 24 00:01:04,215 --> 00:01:07,480 It is a... It's not even a scheme, per se. It's... 25 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:18,485 I have to go make a call. 26 00:01:58,836 --> 00:02:01,396 Happy birthday, Michael. What? 27 00:02:01,639 --> 00:02:03,197 I said, "Happy birthday. " 28 00:02:03,274 --> 00:02:05,606 Thank you. That's really nice. 29 00:02:05,676 --> 00:02:07,143 Today is my B-day. 30 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:10,044 And people around here just go crazy for it. 31 00:02:10,114 --> 00:02:11,376 I don't know why. 32 00:02:11,449 --> 00:02:12,643 Oh, fun fact. 33 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,412 I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. 34 00:02:16,787 --> 00:02:20,951 So, I have a perfect icebreaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher. 35 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:22,853 You excited? 36 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,559 Everybody freaking out? 37 00:02:24,862 --> 00:02:27,422 Cool. It's gonna be fun. You're late. Thank you, it's noon. 38 00:02:27,765 --> 00:02:31,292 But, I forgive you. Because doth, it is my birthday. 39 00:02:32,870 --> 00:02:34,804 What's up? Hi. 40 00:02:36,207 --> 00:02:39,074 Oh, happy birthday. Thank you, sir. 41 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:41,939 Michael's birthday. 42 00:02:42,346 --> 00:02:44,109 It's pretty fun to watch, actually. 43 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:47,111 He gets very excited and then he eats a lot of cake. 44 00:02:47,184 --> 00:02:49,243 And then he runs around the office. 45 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:52,551 And then he has a sugar crash in the afternoon. And then he falls asleep. 46 00:02:52,623 --> 00:02:55,091 And that's when we get our work done. 47 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,926 Did you hear anything yet? No. 48 00:03:04,235 --> 00:03:05,930 I'm still waiting. 49 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:09,736 Yeah. Yes. 50 00:03:09,807 --> 00:03:12,173 There he is, the birthday boy. Oh, God. 51 00:03:12,243 --> 00:03:15,041 Birthday hug. No, no, no, no. New suit. Please. 52 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,580 That suit is amazing. Thank you very much. 53 00:03:17,648 --> 00:03:19,047 It is from Italy. 54 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:22,847 Actually, Bulgaria. So... 55 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,182 Maybe I should get one. 56 00:03:24,255 --> 00:03:26,155 Good luck. One-of-a-kind. 57 00:03:26,390 --> 00:03:27,652 EBay. 58 00:03:27,725 --> 00:03:31,183 Question: May I be in charge of the party planning festivities? 59 00:03:31,262 --> 00:03:33,787 Not necessary. The Party Planning Committee is all over it. 60 00:03:33,864 --> 00:03:36,094 They've been working 24l7, all day, yesterday. 61 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:38,727 Excellent. On my part, I did manage to reserve the... 62 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:42,533 Don't! No. Please. Don't want to spoil it for anybody. 63 00:03:42,606 --> 00:03:43,766 Don't spoil the surprise. 64 00:03:43,841 --> 00:03:46,002 Let's get the party started. Let's get the party started. 65 00:03:46,076 --> 00:03:47,566 Not the way I taught you. 66 00:03:51,949 --> 00:03:54,349 When should we bring out the cake, 1:00 or 1:30? 67 00:03:54,418 --> 00:03:56,181 1:00 is good. 1:30. 68 00:03:58,956 --> 00:04:01,516 I'm sorry, are we boring you? I... 69 00:04:01,592 --> 00:04:03,219 Party Planning Committee, listen up. 70 00:04:03,294 --> 00:04:06,161 Michael would like trick candles for his birthday cake, 71 00:04:06,230 --> 00:04:07,458 so make that a priority. 72 00:04:07,531 --> 00:04:09,897 Where do we get those? Not my problem. 73 00:04:09,967 --> 00:04:14,131 Here's a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by. 74 00:04:14,738 --> 00:04:16,569 Michael wants a stripper gram? 75 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,700 Yes, but he doesn't want to know when or whom. 76 00:04:19,777 --> 00:04:22,405 No. This is a closed-door meeting. 77 00:04:32,456 --> 00:04:34,788 Yeah. Michael, I have Jan on the line. 78 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,985 Oh, great, put her through. Okay. 79 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,920 Hello, Michael? Hey, you. 80 00:04:40,431 --> 00:04:42,763 I'm returning your call. You said it was urgent. 81 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:45,563 It is urgent. I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday. 82 00:04:45,636 --> 00:04:47,729 Well, today's not my birthday. So... 83 00:04:47,805 --> 00:04:49,033 Really? 84 00:04:49,106 --> 00:04:51,973 'Cause I thought we had the same birthday. 85 00:04:53,477 --> 00:04:55,911 Happy birthday, Michael. Thanks. 86 00:04:56,947 --> 00:04:59,472 Am I on camera? Nope. 87 00:05:00,317 --> 00:05:04,481 Totally private. You can say whatever is in your heart. 88 00:05:09,293 --> 00:05:11,193 You can take a five if you want. 89 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,405 Somebody brought in donuts for my birthday. 90 00:05:32,483 --> 00:05:34,610 Happy birthday. Thanks. 91 00:05:38,822 --> 00:05:41,723 Man, I'm so sorry. When do you find out? 92 00:05:41,792 --> 00:05:45,023 They said this afternoon. They're waiting on a second opinion. 93 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,495 Oh, okay. Second opinion on what? 94 00:05:47,865 --> 00:05:49,958 I might have skin cancer. Oh, no. 95 00:05:50,034 --> 00:05:52,502 I was watching Grey's Anatomy and there was a lifeguard on it, 96 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:54,002 and he had skin cancer, too. 97 00:05:54,071 --> 00:05:55,265 Kelly, you know what... 98 00:05:55,339 --> 00:05:58,467 I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. 99 00:05:58,542 --> 00:06:01,010 That was the saddest funeral ever. 100 00:06:02,646 --> 00:06:04,477 That and my sister's. 101 00:06:05,015 --> 00:06:08,610 Who brought in donuts? Somebody got donuts for my birthday. 102 00:06:08,686 --> 00:06:11,382 Happy birthday. You didn't know it was my birthday? 103 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:12,888 I guess I forgot. 104 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,857 Well, I guess I forgot to give you a donut. 105 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,787 Are you serious? 106 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,572 Skin cancer is treatable. Right. 107 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:31,835 It's gonna be okay. 108 00:06:31,909 --> 00:06:35,868 You don't know it's going to be okay. Don't give him false hope. 109 00:06:38,215 --> 00:06:40,513 It's probably nothing though. 110 00:06:41,452 --> 00:06:43,784 Hi. Delivery for Michael Scott. 111 00:06:44,388 --> 00:06:45,616 Here we go. 112 00:06:45,689 --> 00:06:47,782 Okay, this is great. 113 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:51,090 Thank you, my friends. She is perfect. 114 00:06:51,762 --> 00:06:53,627 Dwight, may I have your chair, please? 115 00:06:53,697 --> 00:06:56,257 And some singles if you will? 116 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,823 All right. 117 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,096 Okay. 118 00:07:03,807 --> 00:07:04,933 All right. 119 00:07:05,075 --> 00:07:07,873 This has arms. Is that gonna be a... Is that all right? 120 00:07:08,412 --> 00:07:09,709 Sure. 121 00:07:10,381 --> 00:07:11,473 Okay. 122 00:07:12,783 --> 00:07:14,546 I'm so nervous. 123 00:07:16,153 --> 00:07:18,849 I can sign for it. Oh, thanks. 124 00:07:20,491 --> 00:07:22,186 When I was seven, 125 00:07:22,826 --> 00:07:26,660 my mother hired a pony and a cart 126 00:07:27,064 --> 00:07:29,726 to come to my house for all the kids. 127 00:07:30,167 --> 00:07:35,127 And I got a really bad rash from the pony. 128 00:07:35,739 --> 00:07:38,674 And all the kids got to ride the pony and I had to go inside. 129 00:07:38,742 --> 00:07:43,008 And my mother was rubbing cream on me for probably three hours 130 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,707 and I never came outside. 131 00:07:44,782 --> 00:07:47,342 And by the time I got out, the pony was already in the truck 132 00:07:47,418 --> 00:07:49,113 and around the corner. 133 00:07:49,486 --> 00:07:51,249 So that was my worst birthday. 134 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:03,227 Stop it! Stop! What is that? 135 00:08:03,934 --> 00:08:06,334 It's For The Longest Time by William Joel. Yeah. 136 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,633 It's your favorite song. Yeah, when it's on the radio. 137 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,502 My birthday blows. 138 00:08:11,308 --> 00:08:13,640 Nobody even signed my birthday poster. 139 00:08:14,011 --> 00:08:18,107 Apparently, my mother is the only one who cares enough to send me anything. 140 00:08:18,182 --> 00:08:21,743 I probably care more than she does. You're making it worse. 141 00:08:23,454 --> 00:08:26,218 I bet Luke Perry's friends don't treat him like this. 142 00:08:27,858 --> 00:08:30,349 When does he hear? Sometime today. 143 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:32,552 Poor Kevin. 144 00:08:34,498 --> 00:08:38,798 If I knew I had a week to live, I would probably go to Europe. 145 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,601 And South America. 146 00:08:42,139 --> 00:08:43,663 And the Grand Canyon. 147 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:47,475 And I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. 148 00:08:48,378 --> 00:08:50,346 It would be a pretty busy week. 149 00:08:50,714 --> 00:08:53,842 That's a list price of $4.50. 150 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:58,081 Unfortunately, this item is on back-order. 151 00:08:58,655 --> 00:09:01,351 Michael! Michael! Michael! Michael! Michael! 152 00:09:01,425 --> 00:09:02,551 Come here, come here, come here, come here. 153 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,457 What? What? Listen up, everyone. 154 00:09:05,262 --> 00:09:07,560 It is 11:23 exactly. 155 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:11,863 The exact moment when you emerged from your mother's vaginal canal. 156 00:09:11,935 --> 00:09:13,300 So, huh? 157 00:09:13,370 --> 00:09:16,100 Right, have a seat please. Oh, God. 158 00:09:16,173 --> 00:09:18,903 There is a tradition that the Hebrews have 159 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:22,605 of hoisting the birthday boy up on a chair. Oh, no. 160 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:24,840 So come over and help me celebrate Michael's birth moment. 161 00:09:24,915 --> 00:09:27,145 Kevin! Oh, no, no, no! 162 00:09:27,217 --> 00:09:28,616 I'll do it. Ryan, come on. 163 00:09:28,685 --> 00:09:30,016 Creed. Let's do this. 164 00:09:30,087 --> 00:09:31,452 Come on, Stanley, let's go! 165 00:09:31,522 --> 00:09:34,116 I feel like we should go get Kevin something. 166 00:09:34,191 --> 00:09:37,251 Do you think we can sneak out of here? Maybe, 167 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:41,195 but we're gonna need somebody to create a diversion and... 168 00:09:41,265 --> 00:09:43,290 On three, we're gonna hoist away. Ready? 169 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:46,734 Okay. Happy birth moment, Michael. Thank you. 170 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:49,431 One! Two! Three! 171 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,866 Whoa, Whoa! Cut... All right, all right, watch it please. 172 00:09:52,943 --> 00:09:54,740 Oscar. It wasn't me. 173 00:09:58,115 --> 00:10:00,982 Okay, that is not an 8-foot sub. 174 00:10:01,318 --> 00:10:04,253 We don't make an 8-foot sub. This is eight 1-foot subs. 175 00:10:05,255 --> 00:10:06,279 F. 176 00:10:06,723 --> 00:10:09,214 All right, what's the damage? $39.60. 177 00:10:12,930 --> 00:10:14,329 $39. 178 00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:21,899 Sixty. 179 00:10:22,005 --> 00:10:25,099 Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? 180 00:10:25,342 --> 00:10:28,106 I can deliver food, I can drive a taxi, 181 00:10:28,445 --> 00:10:30,845 I can and do cut my own hair. 182 00:10:31,415 --> 00:10:33,975 I did, however, tip my urologist. 183 00:10:34,184 --> 00:10:38,348 Because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones. 184 00:10:39,756 --> 00:10:41,087 Here they come. Get in here. 185 00:10:41,158 --> 00:10:43,820 Come and get it. Everybody, birthday party subs. 186 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,191 My gift to you. What is this? 187 00:10:45,262 --> 00:10:47,457 Baloney, tomato and ketchup. The best. 188 00:10:47,531 --> 00:10:49,192 These are all the same. Yes. 189 00:10:49,266 --> 00:10:51,632 Baloney? I don't eat baloney. 190 00:10:51,702 --> 00:10:54,227 Well, then just have the tomato and ketchup. It's still good. 191 00:10:54,304 --> 00:10:55,293 No. 192 00:10:55,372 --> 00:10:58,341 Just the bread. It's fresh-baked. No. 193 00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:00,202 Okay. 194 00:11:00,978 --> 00:11:03,708 Get whatever you want. And choke on it. 195 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,711 When I was 16, 196 00:11:06,316 --> 00:11:09,479 I was supposed to go out on a date 197 00:11:09,553 --> 00:11:11,521 with a girl named Julie. 198 00:11:13,023 --> 00:11:15,048 But there was another Michael in the class 199 00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:17,923 that she apparently thought the date was with. 200 00:11:17,995 --> 00:11:20,862 So she went out with him on my birthday. 201 00:11:21,531 --> 00:11:25,399 And she got him a cake at the restaurant, 202 00:11:25,502 --> 00:11:27,197 and it wasn't even his birthday. 203 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:30,205 But I heard about it the next day in school. 204 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:33,368 So, that was the worst birthday I think I ever had. 205 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,775 So, we got Kev some stuff. 206 00:11:37,047 --> 00:11:39,777 Party pack of M&M's, his favorite candy. 207 00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:42,750 A DVD of American Pie 2, which is his favorite movie. 208 00:11:42,819 --> 00:11:44,150 And he lent it to Creed, 209 00:11:44,221 --> 00:11:46,553 so I can guarantee you he won't get that back. 210 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,682 Sixty-nine Cup of Noodles. 211 00:11:49,226 --> 00:11:52,252 Which we realize sounds crass, but it is his favorite number. 212 00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:53,660 And his favorite lunch. 213 00:11:57,234 --> 00:12:01,261 Hey, Temp, you know we still got five feet of sandwich left. 214 00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:04,397 Someone ate three feet of that thing? Hell, yeah. 215 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,341 Save room for ice cream cake. Thank you. 216 00:12:07,411 --> 00:12:08,469 Oh, I got it. Wait. 217 00:12:08,545 --> 00:12:10,479 It's the Party Planning Committee. 218 00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:12,981 This is the most important day of the year. 219 00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:14,950 I can't risk anything. 220 00:12:16,453 --> 00:12:17,613 Fine. 221 00:12:18,055 --> 00:12:21,024 What about that meeting later 222 00:12:21,858 --> 00:12:23,723 to discuss finances? 223 00:12:24,928 --> 00:12:26,122 Yes. 224 00:12:26,229 --> 00:12:28,424 But don't expect any cookie. 225 00:12:29,299 --> 00:12:31,790 But what if I'm hungry? 226 00:12:32,202 --> 00:12:33,794 No cookie. 227 00:12:52,322 --> 00:12:53,346 What? 228 00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:55,914 You use fabric softener? Yeah. You don't? 229 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,289 No, I do. 230 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:58,752 Okay. 231 00:12:59,162 --> 00:13:02,290 Happy birthday 232 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:05,766 dear Michael 233 00:13:07,104 --> 00:13:10,870 Happy birthday 234 00:13:10,941 --> 00:13:14,468 to you 235 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,512 Hello. Hey. 236 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,682 Kevin, respect the birthday, please? 237 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,014 No. No, not yet. 238 00:13:22,486 --> 00:13:24,283 I will. Goodbye. 239 00:13:25,088 --> 00:13:27,488 It was just Daisy. Are you done? 240 00:13:27,591 --> 00:13:28,717 Good. 241 00:13:29,993 --> 00:13:32,518 Okay. I'm gonna... Here we go. Make a wish. 242 00:13:32,596 --> 00:13:34,063 ...blow out the candles. Okay. 243 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,228 Yeah! 244 00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:43,438 I asked for trick candles. 245 00:13:43,507 --> 00:13:45,475 Pam was supposed to get them. Sorry. Okay. Well, 246 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:48,238 when she comes back we'll do it again. 247 00:13:49,112 --> 00:13:51,945 Hello? What about the birthday boy? 248 00:13:52,015 --> 00:13:54,176 Haven't had a hug all day. 249 00:13:54,851 --> 00:13:56,751 No one cares about your birthday. 250 00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:59,846 Kevin's waiting to hear if he has skin cancer. 251 00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:10,262 Oh, that sucks! Great. 252 00:14:13,804 --> 00:14:15,829 Wow, that's good timing. 253 00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:17,771 That's... 254 00:14:18,308 --> 00:14:20,538 Sorry, that's terrible. Terrible news. 255 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:24,205 That's terrible news for both of us. 256 00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:35,950 We should probably head back. Yeah, okay. 257 00:14:36,026 --> 00:14:38,620 Oh, I dare you to make an announcement. 258 00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:40,925 You dare me? How old are you? 259 00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:43,094 Just quit stalling. 260 00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:48,027 Luke, this is your father. 261 00:14:48,872 --> 00:14:51,705 Come set the table for dinner. 262 00:14:52,442 --> 00:14:53,875 Such a dork. 263 00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:58,805 Jim Halpert, price check on fabric softener. 264 00:14:58,882 --> 00:15:00,941 The kind with the cute... Ma'am, please don't touch that. 265 00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:03,178 That is not a toy. Oh, I'm sorry. 266 00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:05,581 Sorry. 267 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:09,256 How old are you? I hate you. 268 00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:12,556 Honestly, is there any way you can get on your fiancee's plan? 269 00:15:12,629 --> 00:15:14,688 Our health plan is terrible. 270 00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:16,925 Here you are. Good news. Did some research. 271 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,266 It turns out that 98% of people with skin cancer fully recover. 272 00:15:21,638 --> 00:15:23,003 It's still scary. 273 00:15:23,073 --> 00:15:25,439 Yeah, but it's not brain cancer, 274 00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:28,075 and it shouldn't stop us from having fun. 275 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,135 You know what they say the best medicine is? 276 00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:34,172 Well the doctor said a combination of interferon and Dacarbazine. 277 00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:36,776 And laughter also. 278 00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:40,245 I don't really think people are in the laughing mood. 279 00:15:40,991 --> 00:15:42,458 Why are you here? 280 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,459 I didn't even invite you to my birthday party. 281 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,791 I work here. "I work here. " 282 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,559 All right. Well, you know what? Since Toby doesn't speak for everybody, 283 00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:52,898 and I am your boss, I think you should just go home. 284 00:15:52,969 --> 00:15:55,369 Take the rest of the afternoon off. Take a sick day. 285 00:15:55,438 --> 00:15:58,339 If I go home now, I'll just drive myself crazy. 286 00:15:58,408 --> 00:16:01,275 Well, you're pretty much driving everybody else here crazy. 287 00:16:04,347 --> 00:16:05,974 Crazy with worry. 288 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,201 Where have you been? 289 00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:35,335 And don't say the bathroom, because I kicked in all the stalls. 290 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,381 Well, that's an invasion of privacy, so I'm gonna tell Michael. 291 00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:39,971 Please, don't. 292 00:16:40,817 --> 00:16:42,216 You owe me. 293 00:16:42,285 --> 00:16:44,219 Excuse me, everyone. 294 00:16:44,721 --> 00:16:46,348 Attention, please. 295 00:16:47,557 --> 00:16:50,390 Kevin, we're gonna take you to a very special place, 296 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,928 a place that will make you happy, 297 00:16:52,996 --> 00:16:56,124 and a place that is far, far away from the evil sun. 298 00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:00,460 Is this trip in any way related to your birthday? 299 00:17:00,804 --> 00:17:03,204 How dare you, sir. You are gross. 300 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,739 That should not be there. 301 00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:09,142 I'll get someone to take it down. No, it's all right. It's already up. 302 00:17:09,212 --> 00:17:10,611 Just leave it. Where's Kevin? 303 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,875 Come on, let's get our skate on! 304 00:17:14,818 --> 00:17:17,616 Don't be scared. You're good. You're good. 305 00:17:23,927 --> 00:17:25,451 I wanna go... 306 00:17:25,729 --> 00:17:27,594 Think you can let go? No. 307 00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:30,590 Okay. 308 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,396 Yeah! Who's that? 309 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:33,936 Was that Michael? 310 00:17:34,404 --> 00:17:36,770 Yeah, I've been pretty much skating my whole life. 311 00:17:37,207 --> 00:17:40,734 I thought about playing in the NHL, but you're on the road so much. 312 00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:43,470 You get no time to spend with your wife and kids. 313 00:17:43,747 --> 00:17:45,681 And I really want a wife and kids. 314 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,549 I got it. 315 00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:56,825 Hey, Pam. All the stuff with Kevin 316 00:17:57,594 --> 00:17:58,959 is pretty scary. 317 00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:01,527 And I'm thinking that next time you're in the shower, 318 00:18:01,598 --> 00:18:04,624 you should check yourself out. You know, give yourself an exam. 319 00:18:04,768 --> 00:18:06,998 Those things are like ticking time-bags. 320 00:18:07,370 --> 00:18:09,361 All right? Think about it. 321 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,075 It's something to think about. 322 00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:16,408 I just can't relax about it, you know? Kevin! 323 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,571 You heard anything yet? No, not yet. 324 00:18:19,649 --> 00:18:21,514 Okay. Well, live strong. 325 00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:22,778 Okay, Michael. All right. 326 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,319 Michael? Yeah. 327 00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:25,877 Carol? Yeah. 328 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,017 She sold me my condo. 329 00:18:28,091 --> 00:18:30,924 Hey, what, is this place on the market or... 330 00:18:31,728 --> 00:18:34,356 No, I don't just sell real estate. 331 00:18:34,431 --> 00:18:36,058 My daughter has a skating lesson. 332 00:18:36,132 --> 00:18:37,895 Oh, these all your kids? 333 00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:39,662 No, just the front two. 334 00:18:39,736 --> 00:18:41,397 Oh. Hey, guys. What's up? 335 00:18:41,471 --> 00:18:43,530 You wanna go for a ride? Is that okay? 336 00:18:43,606 --> 00:18:45,597 Sure. Cool. All right, grab on. 337 00:18:45,675 --> 00:18:48,769 Here we go. You ready? Hang on tight. 338 00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:51,304 All right. We are moving. 339 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:54,282 We are really moving now! 340 00:18:59,022 --> 00:19:01,957 Push. Good, that's great. You got it. 341 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,056 Excuse me. 342 00:19:06,296 --> 00:19:07,524 Hello? 343 00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:10,030 Yeah, okay. 344 00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:12,729 All right. 345 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,129 Okay, I will. Thanks. 346 00:19:18,174 --> 00:19:19,698 It's negative. 347 00:19:21,711 --> 00:19:22,871 Oh, God! 348 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,846 We're gonna beat this, okay? We're gonna... 349 00:19:32,288 --> 00:19:33,516 Come here. 350 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:38,326 Well, apparently, in the medicine community, 351 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,884 "negative" means "good," 352 00:19:40,363 --> 00:19:42,126 which makes absolutely no sense. 353 00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:44,826 In the real world community 354 00:19:45,335 --> 00:19:47,735 that would be chaos. 355 00:19:48,705 --> 00:19:51,139 This is awesome. 356 00:19:52,142 --> 00:19:53,734 Thanks, you guys. 357 00:19:54,577 --> 00:19:56,442 Okay, who is this from? 358 00:19:58,748 --> 00:20:02,878 Wowee, look at that jersey! 359 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,681 Turn it around. Turn it around. Cool. 360 00:20:04,754 --> 00:20:05,914 Show it. 361 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:07,612 Great. 362 00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:11,251 "From Dwight. Number One. " Thank you, Dwight. That's great. Thanks. 363 00:20:11,327 --> 00:20:12,316 Michael. Yeah. 364 00:20:12,395 --> 00:20:15,853 This is from all of us. Oh, you didn't need to do that. 365 00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:19,932 Night Swept. 366 00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:23,072 This is really amazing. Thank you. 367 00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:24,871 I love it. 368 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:27,932 Michael's birthday was actually pretty cool. 369 00:20:28,845 --> 00:20:30,278 It was a good day. 370 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,171 I don't know. 371 00:20:32,515 --> 00:20:34,244 It was a good day.