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Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

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Sure, can I ask who's calling ?

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Just a second.

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Jim Halpert

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What ?
How did you get this number ?

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Stalker.

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Katy, and Jim, met in the office.

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And now I guess they're like,

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going out, or dating, or something.

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And, uh...

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I don't know ! You know, they're just,

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she calls him, and they...

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You know, I'm sorry, I feel like
I'm talking really loud.

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Am I talking really loud ?

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So we're still on for lunch ?
You're meeting me here ?

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Okay.

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Great. Bye.

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Hey.

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You can just give her your extension.

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Okay.

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Synchro :Occeane
Sccript : Nikki
http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/

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Howard, slash Ryan.

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Ryan Howard is sitting in my office,

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and he has been a temp
here for a couple of months

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and he's kind of gotten,
a lay of the land, a little bit.

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Had a few laughs along the way,
and now he wants to know,

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what I think.

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The temp agency wants
to know what you think.

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Shall we ? Let us proceed

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First up, proficiency
in necessary skills

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Aaaaaaa-eeeeexcellent !

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Michael's in there right
now evaluating the temp.

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He hasn't evaluated me in years.

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Five years from now, what do you
want to do? Where you wanna be ?

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Ah, well, I'm interested in business.

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Oh. Good, ambitious. Excellent.

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- Want to be a manager ?
- Uh, no,

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Actually, ah, what I want is
to own my own company.

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That is ridiculous.

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Ryan's about to attend the
Michael Scott school of business.

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I'm like Mr. Miyagi and
Yoda rolled into one.

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Much advice you seek.

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Do you know who that is ?

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Fozzie bear ?

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Mm, no. That was Yoda.

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There are ten rules in
business that you need to learn.

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Number one.

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You need to play to win.

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But,

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you also,

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have to win, to play.

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Got it.

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And I will give you
the rest of the, ten at lunch.

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Hey.

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Michael and I have a
very special connection.

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He's like Batman, I'm like Robin.

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He's like the Lone Ranger,
and I'm like Tonto.

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And it's not like there was the
Lone Ranger, and Tonto, and Bonto.

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People !

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Okay, everybody...

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This is not a test ! Move to the exits !

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- Devon, head towards the exits.
- Do not panic.

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- Safety partners-
- Get up off your desks !

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Do not panic.

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- No, panic is warranted !
This is not at drill !
- Go in a single file line.

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- Arms at your sides, arms at your sides.
- Please, move quickly !

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This is a paper company people...

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- ...Step lively!
- Go, let's go.

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This whole place is a tinder box,
it is ready to blow !

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This is not a test!
Can you leave?!

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Oh, you say that every time.

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DO YOU WANT TO DIE !?

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- Oh, boy...
- Do you want to die !?

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-  OUT !!
- Alright, let's go, let's go.

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STANLEY ! Have you ever
seen a burn victim! ?

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- Come on, you're safety partners !
- Move to the exits !

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You're safety partners!

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We've got smoke !
We've got smoke! SMOKE !

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Oh! Kelly! Are you okay ?
Don't worry, I got you !

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- I'm okay!
- Cover your nose and face.

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- Breathe through your nose.
- Let go of me !

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Remove your stockings. Okay?

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They'll melt right into your flesh !

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Stay below the smoke line.

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Let's go! Clear out, stat !

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STAT MEANS NOW !

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Yes, I was the first one out,

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and yes, I've heard
women and children first.

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But, we do not employ children.

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We are not a sweat shop. Thankfully.

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And, uh, women are equal,
in the workplace, by law.

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So, I let them out first,
I have a lawsuit on my hands.

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Another rule of business is being
able to adapt to different situations.

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Yeah.

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Adapt. React. Re-adapt.

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Act. Alright ? That's rule number two.

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Okay, guys, listen up,
we need a head count.

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We need to count off. Michael's
number one. Where's, where is he?

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So what was rule number two?

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Ah, adapt, react, re-adapt, act.

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Okay, well, let's just kind
of take it a little slower.

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Oh, hey, Michael. Ryan needs
a number for the count off.

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Okay, well, one is taken.

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Okay, two ?

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- NO !
- Ok. Oh, sorry ?

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Okay, he can have 14,
Margerie isn't here today.

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Well, he needs a
permanent number, right ?

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No, I don't.

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Oh, you know what else, I thought
of a nickname for the three of us.

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The  Three Musketeers.

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Um, yeah, okay.

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Oh, no, no, no, no. I got one.
I got one. The Three Stooges.

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That's funny too.
But if we're the Three Musketeers...

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I don't want to be like, a guy here.

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You know ?

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Like, Stanley is the
crossword puzzle guy.

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And Angela has cats.
I don't wanna have a thing, here.

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You know, I don't want to be,
the something guy.

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Okay, you know what?

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I think I'm going to be,
setting the agenda here.

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Okay? Can everybody gather up please?

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Important announcement,
very important announcement.

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I think this is a perfect
opportunity for all of us

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to participate in some really intense,

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psychologically revealing conversations.

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So we're going to 
be playing, desert island.

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Who would you do ?

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And, um...

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- ...would you rather ?
- Would you rather.

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Would you rather? Is our third game.

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Hey guys, great response time.

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Listen up, I got some
theories, there's a...

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Okay, so, three books
on a desert island...Angela.

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The Bible.

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That's one book, you got two others.

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A  Purpose Driven Life.

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Nice.

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- Third book.
- No.

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Okay. Phyllis.

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Um, The DaVinci Code.

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The DaVinci Code. I would
take The DaVinci Code,

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so I could burn The DaVinci Code.

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Okay great, that is going to
keep you warm for like 7 seconds.

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Question, is there fire
wood on the island ?

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I guess.

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Then I would bring an axe, no books.

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Uh, it has to be a book Dwight.

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Fine. Physician's Desk Reference.

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Nice, smart.

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Hallowed out, inside, waterproof
matches, iodine tablets,

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beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket,

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and, in case I get bored,
Harry Potter and Sorcerer's Stone.

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No, Harry Potter and
the Prisoner of Azkaban.

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Question, did my shoes come off
in the plane crash ?

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Rule number four. In business,
image is everything, Andre Augessi.

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This car is an investment.

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Right ? If I have to take out a client,
or I'm seen around Scranton in it.

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I love it, I love this car.

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Do you like it ?

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Yeah.

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Okay, I thought people read more books.

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DVDs! Five movies.
What would you bring to the island?

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Yes, Meredith.

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Legends of the Fall,
My Big Fat Greek Wedding,

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Legally Blond, Bridges
of Madison County...

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Wow.

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Legends of the Fall.

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Wow. Bridges of Madison County,
Legally Blond, these movies are just-

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- Well, I kind of like Legally...
- Wait, wait, wait.

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Pam, no. Do you understand ?

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The, the game is desert island movies,
not guilty pleasure movies.

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Desert island movies are the
movies you are going to watch,

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for the rest of your life.

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Forever ! Unforgivable.

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- I take it back.
- Unforgivable.

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- I take it back !
- Good.

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And Ghost.
But, just that one scene...

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Is this your car Ryan ?

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Wow, those are some pretty
big books back there, huh ?

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- Good shocks.
- Hello, Mr. Egghead

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So...oh, Stanley Kaplan, I know him.

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'M' is for murder, 'P' is for...

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- That's actually a test prep book.
- For phone. What ?

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That's a test prep, for business school?

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Oh, thinking about business school ?

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I just got in. I applied, I go at night.

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- Really ?
- Yeah.

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So you think you know
a lot about business ?

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No, not yet.

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- Just started.
- Uh huh. Yeah.

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Quiz me.

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- I wouldn't even know where to start.
- Oh, come on.

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Come on, egghead. Let's do it.

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- Do it.
- Quiz me up.

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Alright, um,

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why have people been rethinking the
Microsoft model in the past few years ?

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When I was Ryan's age, I worked
in a fast food restaurant,

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to save up money for school.

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And I, then I, lost it in a pyramid scheme,

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but I learned more about business,

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right then and there, than business
school would ever teach me,

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or Ryan would ever teach me.

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Is it cheaper to sign a new customer ?
Or to keep an existing customer ?

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- Keep an existing cus-
- Shut, it.

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Can I, can I just do it please ?
Ah, it's equal.

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It is ten times more expensive
to sign a new customer.

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Okay, yes, it was a trick question.

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He, but, look, okay,
he didn't need business school.

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Okay, Michael, he,
comes from the school of hard knocks.

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- Self taught.

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- You didn't even go to college
- You know what,

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you don't need to help me here. Okay ?

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Well, you know, maybe you should
go to business school like Ryan,

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then, then you'd know
what you were talking about.

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Come on.

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- I studying with the master, huh ?
- Why don't you go to business

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Why don't you learn from him, right ?

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Stop it. Dwight.

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You know what, you're
acting like a dork.

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Would you cool it ? Please.

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Hey, hey ! He's not
your five year old brother, Dwight.

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He's a valued member of this company,

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and you know what, he's knows more
about business than you ever will.

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Stupid.

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I did not go to business school.

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You know who else didn't
go to business school ?

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Labron James, Tracey McGrady,
Kobe Bryant.

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They right from high
school to the NBA. So...

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so it's not the same thing, at all.

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Look at this stuff.

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Market fragments,
what is that suppose to be ?

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It's a way of looking at consumers
as subsets of a larger client base.

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You are so smart.
You are so eff-ing smart.

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You  should be teaching me.

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Pam, get us back into it.

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- Five movies, go ahead.
- Okay, um, Fargo,

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um, Edward Scissorhands,
Dazed and Confused...

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Oh, definitely in my top five.

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Yes, in my top three, so suck it.

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Breakfast Club. Um,

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- The Princess Bride and-
- Okay that's five.

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No, my all time favorite !

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- Pam, play by the rules.
Play by the rules.
- All, time, favorite.

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Dwight.

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All time favorite movie.

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The Crow.

247
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I became a sales man.

248
00:12:22,357 --> 00:12:25,431
Because of people,
I love making friends.

249
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:30,430
But then I was promoted to manager,
very young age.

250
00:12:31,356 --> 00:12:34,182
I still try to be a friend first, but,

251
00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:36,620
you know ?

252
00:12:36,717 --> 00:12:41,250
I'm very successful, your coworkers
look at you differently...

253
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,483
what do you think ?

254
00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:51,853
Maybe we should get some air.

255
00:12:52,088 --> 00:12:53,682
Nah, I'm okay.

256
00:12:55,747 --> 00:12:57,773
I'm really uncomfortable.

257
00:12:59,456 --> 00:13:01,500
Alright, let's move on.

258
00:13:01,676 --> 00:13:04,183
Let's move on to the main event,
who would you do ?

259
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:07,303
- Present company excluded ?
- Um, not neccessaril

260
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,691
Pam.

261
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,553
Okay. Ah, you know what ? Maybe I'll,
I'll finish explaining the rules,

262
00:13:14,845 --> 00:13:16,823
let's, let me explain it first,
and then...

263
00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:23,280
Yeah, so we'll get right, you know what?
I'll be right back.

264
00:13:23,728 --> 00:13:26,480
Stanley, you're taking over
for me buddy. I'll be right back

265
00:13:26,756 --> 00:13:29,172
Okay, um...

266
00:13:31,398 --> 00:13:34,320
Dwight. Dwight.

267
00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:37,811
Come on buddy, use words.

268
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:41,533
Why didn't I go to business school ?

269
00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:43,442
- Who goes to business school ?
- The temp.

270
00:13:43,596 --> 00:13:46,122
Yeah, it's all him and Michael
talk about anymore.

271
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:49,463
You know, I bet Ryan thinks to himself,

272
00:13:49,678 --> 00:13:52,531
I wish I were a volunteer
sheriff on the weekends

273
00:13:52,817 --> 00:13:55,272
- He doesn't even know that I do that.
- You should tell him.

274
00:13:55,787 --> 00:13:57,941
Oh yeah Pam, right.

275
00:13:58,056 --> 00:14:00,613
That's going to help things,
just talk it out.

276
00:14:00,768 --> 00:14:03,333
I hope the war goes on
forever and Ryan gets drafted.

277
00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:04,510
- Dwight...
- What ?

278
00:14:04,557 --> 00:14:08,523
I'm sorry I said that, I didn't...
Just part of me meant it.

279
00:14:09,147 --> 00:14:12,963
Besides, he'd end up being
a hero anyway.

280
00:14:13,298 --> 00:14:17,470
You know what you should do ?
You should quit.

281
00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:21,013
And then, that would 
stick it to both of them.

282
00:14:21,706 --> 00:14:24,171
Jim, I'm not going to quit.

283
00:14:24,506 --> 00:14:27,603
- Then Ryan wins.
- Yeah, you're right.

284
00:14:27,737 --> 00:14:31,610
Thanks you guy
I just need some alone time.

285
00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:32,983
Okay.

286
00:14:33,276 --> 00:14:35,072
Alright buddy.

287
00:14:39,636 --> 00:14:42,603
- Hey you guys, what's going on ?
- Nothing

288
00:14:42,638 --> 00:14:44,522
- Hey.
- What's up ?

289
00:14:44,607 --> 00:14:46,271
Can I hang out with you guys for a bit ?

290
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,822
The  warehouse guys are a
bunch of jackasses sometimes.

291
00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:51,140
Come on, people, you know
the rules of the game now

292
00:14:51,316 --> 00:14:53,862
hey, gang, what game
are we playing here ?

293
00:14:54,456 --> 00:14:55,823
It's called, who would you do ?

294
00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:00,890
I play this at home all the time,
while I'm falling asleep.

295
00:15:01,696 --> 00:15:03,191
What, ah, where are we ?

296
00:15:03,258 --> 00:15:04,272
Where are we here ?

297
00:15:05,027 --> 00:15:06,401
Roy ? Roy ?

298
00:15:06,978 --> 00:15:08,473
Who would you do Roy ?

299
00:15:09,718 --> 00:15:12,072
I got it, uh, what's the
name of that uh,

300
00:15:12,947 --> 00:15:15,290
tight ass, Christian, chick
the blond ?

301
00:15:15,558 --> 00:15:17,192
My name is Angela.

302
00:15:17,358 --> 00:15:18,732
Hey, Angela, Roy.

303
00:15:18,788 --> 00:15:19,882
Nice to meet you.

304
00:15:19,997 --> 00:15:22,203
Aaaalright, who's next, who's next,
who's next, who's next ?

305
00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:24,100
Jim ? You're next.

306
00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:25,472
Who would you do ?

307
00:15:27,715 --> 00:15:28,980
Kevin, hands down.

308
00:15:30,115 --> 00:15:30,962
Yeah

309
00:15:31,328 --> 00:15:33,521
He's really got that teddy
bear thing going on,

310
00:15:33,888 --> 00:15:36,240
and afterwards, we could
just watch bowling.

311
00:15:37,828 --> 00:15:41,463
Well, I would definitely
have sex with Ryan.

312
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,542
Cause he is going
to own his own business.

313
00:15:46,617 --> 00:15:47,961
You're all gay.

314
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,711
Who's, ah, who's next ? Who we got ?

315
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:52,622
Who...

316
00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:55,021
Hey, no, I can talk,
I can talk, I can talk...

317
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:55,753
That is great timing

318
00:15:55,887 --> 00:15:58,321
Wish I had my cell phone,
but I left it inside. So...

319
00:15:58,385 --> 00:15:59,962
- Would that make you happy ?
- What that ?

320
00:16:00,056 --> 00:16:01,543
If you had your cell phone,
it would make you happy ?

321
00:16:01,645 --> 00:16:02,633
- Yeah.
- I'm on it.

322
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:03,883
Dwight. Hey !

323
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,431
- You can't go back in yet !
- Dwight don't !

324
00:16:05,905 --> 00:16:07,101
He is an idiot.

325
00:16:07,238 --> 00:16:09,033
The man is an idiot
ladies and gentlemen.

326
00:16:09,298 --> 00:16:11,322
What if he dies in the fire ?

327
00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:14,472
And that's the last thing
you ever said to him.

328
00:16:14,545 --> 00:16:16,992
I didn't say it to him.
I said it about him.

329
00:16:21,475 --> 00:16:23,111
- Jim
- Definitely Jim.

330
00:16:23,305 --> 00:16:24,713
Definitely, definitely, Jim.

331
00:16:24,957 --> 00:16:26,790
Come on, Pam. Come on, Pam.

332
00:16:28,685 --> 00:16:29,763
Oscar's kind of cute.

333
00:16:29,836 --> 00:16:31,563
Yeah, I like Oscar.

334
00:16:31,846 --> 00:16:33,252
Ooh, Toby.

335
00:16:33,846 --> 00:16:37,460
How long does it take
to find a cell phone ?

336
00:16:40,395 --> 00:16:42,601
I don't know, is there anybody else.

337
00:16:45,627 --> 00:16:47,082
Hey, where are you ?

338
00:16:48,218 --> 00:16:49,553
Oh good.

339
00:16:49,868 --> 00:16:51,963
Yeah, we're just here,
we're playing desert island.

340
00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:53,881
It's when you pick
your five favorite DVDs...

341
00:16:53,995 --> 00:16:55,961
Seriously, where the hell is Dwight ?

342
00:17:00,195 --> 00:17:01,503
Hey,

343
00:17:02,305 --> 00:17:03,743
Call my cell phone,

344
00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:05,770
It'll make it easier for him to find.

345
00:17:07,775 --> 00:17:09,243
What's your number ?

346
00:17:09,316 --> 00:17:10,971
I gave it to you in the car.

347
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,541
I saw you program it in.

348
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:16,581
You got to...

349
00:17:16,805 --> 00:17:18,523
- You got to give it to me again.
- Okay, alright.

350
00:17:22,537 --> 00:17:24,283
Now I have it.

351
00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:38,582
I better tell somebody.

352
00:17:38,865 --> 00:17:40,190
Excuse me sir...

353
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:42,371
Dwight !?

354
00:17:42,515 --> 00:17:44,553
Great God man.

355
00:17:44,645 --> 00:17:46,712
Why did you, why did you go in there ?

356
00:17:46,785 --> 00:17:48,692
What did you, everybody was
scared out of their wits okay ?

357
00:17:48,746 --> 00:17:51,321
Everyone, okay, I have an announcement.

358
00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:55,371
Apparently, in business school, 

359
00:17:55,637 --> 00:17:58,383
they don't teach you how
to operate a toaster oven.

360
00:17:59,335 --> 00:18:01,623
Because some smart, sexy,

361
00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:06,470
left his cheese pita on oven instead
of timing it for the toaster thing.

362
00:18:08,985 --> 00:18:11,350
Wow. Okay.

363
00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:13,133
Well, I guess they don't,

364
00:18:13,278 --> 00:18:16,400
how to operate a toaster
oven in business school.

365
00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:17,581
That's exactly what I said.

366
00:18:17,637 --> 00:18:19,803
Hey,  did you miss that day there Ryan ?

367
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:22,110
- Were you absent ?
- Toaster oven 101 ?

368
00:18:22,196 --> 00:18:24,021
- You failed?
- I am so sorry.

369
00:18:26,418 --> 00:18:28,750
Hey, I know what'll impress everybody,

370
00:18:28,928 --> 00:18:30,182
I'll start a fire.

371
00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:33,092
Oh, man. Bad idea.

372
00:18:33,275 --> 00:18:35,152
Bad idea genes.

373
00:18:35,308 --> 00:18:38,241
I have a song, attention everyone,
that I want sing.

374
00:18:38,406 --> 00:18:41,740
That I wrote specially for this occasion
when I was up there among the flames.

375
00:18:42,887 --> 00:18:43,880
Ready ?

376
00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:45,900
<i>RYAN STARTED THE FI-AH!</i>

377
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:49,631
<i>IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING
SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNING !</i>

378
00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:52,333
<i>RYAN STARTED THE FI-AH! </i>

379
00:18:52,576 --> 00:18:53,993
<i>IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING</i>

380
00:18:54,138 --> 00:18:55,903
- <i>SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNING</i>.
- Everybody !

381
00:18:56,955 --> 00:18:59,982
I can't believe, I started, the fire.

382
00:19:01,117 --> 00:19:03,553
<i>RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!</i>

383
00:19:04,295 --> 00:19:06,163
<i>MARILYN MONROE!</i>

384
00:19:06,366 --> 00:19:08,650
<i>RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!</i>

385
00:19:10,146 --> 00:19:12,323
Now eat it, you have to eat it.

386
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,052
- Hey !
- Hey.

387
00:19:14,475 --> 00:19:15,071
How are you ?

388
00:19:15,146 --> 00:19:17,133
- I'm great, good to see you.
- It's good to see you too.

389
00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:18,851
I'm hungry.
Yeah, I am too.

390
00:19:19,385 --> 00:19:21,712
I have been thinking the whole way over.

391
00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:24,352
And I have my answers.
What answers ?

392
00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:25,801
For the, the desert island...

393
00:19:25,885 --> 00:19:27,881
Oh! Right! Right, right,
right, right, come on

394
00:19:27,947 --> 00:19:30,412
Ladies and gentlemen, gather around,
we have one more participant,

395
00:19:30,478 --> 00:19:32,241
Come on, be polite. Be polite.

396
00:19:32,596 --> 00:19:34,602
Desert island, five movies, go.

397
00:19:35,377 --> 00:19:36,551
Okay

398
00:19:37,268 --> 00:19:38,543
First,

399
00:19:39,198 --> 00:19:41,040
legally Blond.

400
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,632
I forgot what a super,
nice, girl Katy is

401
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,041
And just, good for Jim.

402
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,262
They are so cute together.

403
00:19:50,328 --> 00:19:52,742
And, what an adorable car.

404
00:19:54,355 --> 00:19:55,880
Okay.

405
00:19:56,026 --> 00:19:58,270
I think the game's over,
people are like leaving

406
00:19:58,338 --> 00:20:00,833
there was a bigger crowd last time.
Do you just want to go to lunch ?

407
00:20:00,965 --> 00:20:01,733
- Okay.
- Yeah ?

408
00:20:01,915 --> 00:20:03,401
Alright, you want to drive ?

409
00:20:11,935 --> 00:20:13,431
They are so cute.

410
00:20:14,976 --> 00:20:16,262
I'm really sorry Dwight.

411
00:20:16,337 --> 00:20:17,773
- Answer me this though.
- What ?

412
00:20:17,905 --> 00:20:19,322
Was it worth it ?

413
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,732
- Was it worth it temp ?
- No.

414
00:20:20,765 --> 00:20:21,630
- Was it worth it ?
- Really ?

415
00:20:21,716 --> 00:20:22,831
I'm really sorry Dwight.

416
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,212
The fire guy ! The fire guy !

417
00:20:25,438 --> 00:20:27,393
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker,

418
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,470
<i>Television, North Korea,
South Korea, Marilyn Monroe,</i>

419
00:20:30,548 --> 00:20:32,600
<i>RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!</i>

420
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,301
Okay, rule five, safety first.

421
00:20:35,425 --> 00:20:37,771
I.e, don't burn the building down.

422
00:20:37,897 --> 00:20:40,392
Okay ? That should be a no brainer.

423
00:20:40,535 --> 00:20:42,091
Oh, look !

424
00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:44,813
Ryan, is book smart.

425
00:20:45,596 --> 00:20:47,550
And I am street smart.

426
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,281
And book smart.

427
00:20:49,885 --> 00:20:53,883
I'll give you the rest
of the ten, tomorrow.