1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,702 --> 00:00:02,224 ...But the Lord of the Rings trilogy, 2 00:00:02,254 --> 00:00:03,493 if you see it back to back... 3 00:00:04,835 --> 00:00:05,944 Dunder Mifflin this is Pam. 4 00:00:05,954 --> 00:00:08,536 Pam, it's Michael. Help me, I need help right now ! 5 00:00:08,702 --> 00:00:11,389 - Michael, what's wrong ? - I'm hurt, I have hurt myself. 6 00:00:11,822 --> 00:00:13,937 - Oh my God ! - Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait ! 7 00:00:13,986 --> 00:00:15,698 This is not looking good Pam ! 8 00:00:15,743 --> 00:00:17,863 Michael, do you need me to call you an ambulance ? 9 00:00:17,908 --> 00:00:19,110 No, I want you to pick me up. 10 00:00:19,125 --> 00:00:20,280 - Okay. - What's going on ? 11 00:00:20,304 --> 00:00:21,942 I thought you said that you were hurt. 12 00:00:21,971 --> 00:00:24,707 - I am hurt. I hurt my foot. - I'm sorry ? Pam, what's going on ? 13 00:00:24,744 --> 00:00:27,427 I want to come to work... ...but I need you to come pick me up. 14 00:00:27,719 --> 00:00:30,692 - Ohh, God ! - Hey, whoa ! Michael ! 15 00:00:30,777 --> 00:00:32,981 - Oh, God ! - It's okay. It's Jim. 16 00:00:33,197 --> 00:00:35,701 Just say again, really loudly, uh, what happened. 17 00:00:35,788 --> 00:00:38,052 Okay, Buhh ! I burned my foot. 18 00:00:38,307 --> 00:00:40,631 Very badly on my Foreman grill 19 00:00:40,677 --> 00:00:43,373 and I now need someone to come and bring me into work. 20 00:00:43,407 --> 00:00:46,521 You burned YOUR foot on a Foreman grill ? 21 00:00:46,905 --> 00:00:48,631 I enjoy having breakfast in bed. 22 00:00:48,906 --> 00:00:51,323 I like waking up with the smell of bacon. Sue me. 23 00:00:51,506 --> 00:00:54,331 And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. 24 00:00:54,438 --> 00:00:56,983 So, most nights before I go to bed, 25 00:00:57,055 --> 00:01:00,471 I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. 26 00:01:01,098 --> 00:01:02,472 Then I go to sleep. 27 00:01:02,588 --> 00:01:04,831 When I wake up, I plug in the grill. 28 00:01:05,135 --> 00:01:06,610 I go back to sleep again. 29 00:01:06,895 --> 00:01:10,772 Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. 30 00:01:11,345 --> 00:01:13,062 It is delicious, it's good for me. 31 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,993 It's a perfect way to start the day. 32 00:01:15,386 --> 00:01:18,382 Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill 33 00:01:18,408 --> 00:01:20,162 and it clamped down on my foot, that's it. 34 00:01:20,237 --> 00:01:22,640 I don't see what's so hard to believe about that. 35 00:01:23,135 --> 00:01:24,560 Pam, could you come get me ? 36 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:27,392 Uh, I have to stay here and answer the phone. 37 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,832 Okay, could someone come and get me, please ? Ryan ? 38 00:01:29,975 --> 00:01:31,653 Michael, you should stay home and rest. 39 00:01:31,687 --> 00:01:33,501 There's no toilet paper here. Could Ryan... 40 00:01:33,525 --> 00:01:35,071 Tell Ryan to bring toilet paper ! 41 00:01:35,226 --> 00:01:36,340 Could you tell him that ? 44 00:01:39,078 --> 00:01:41,633 and I bumped my elbow against the wall, 45 00:01:41,948 --> 00:01:44,922 and now my elbow has a "protruberence". 46 00:01:47,016 --> 00:01:48,510 No one wants to pick me up ?! 47 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:51,642 What is going on ? 48 00:01:52,835 --> 00:01:53,920 What is going on ? 49 00:01:54,107 --> 00:01:55,583 Michael is, um, sick. 50 00:01:55,655 --> 00:01:57,212 And he wants one of us to rescue him. 51 00:01:57,245 --> 00:01:59,213 - I'm not sick, I'm... - I'm coming, Michael ! 52 00:01:59,247 --> 00:02:01,513 - I'm going to save you ! - Don't ! Is that Dwight ? 53 00:02:01,568 --> 00:02:04,120 - I do not want Dwight. - Hold on Michael, I am coming ! 54 00:02:04,177 --> 00:02:05,892 - Wait there ! - I do not want Dwight ! 55 00:02:06,465 --> 00:02:08,452 Michael, why don't you call your girlfriend ? 56 00:02:08,507 --> 00:02:09,630 I don't have a girlfriend. 57 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:11,833 But you said you went out with her this weekend. 58 00:02:11,877 --> 00:02:13,792 It was all made up. Just, someone come, okay ? 59 00:02:13,848 --> 00:02:15,373 Anyone. Anyone but Dwight. 60 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:18,942 - What was that ? - What WAS that ? 61 00:02:23,575 --> 00:02:24,603 He hit the pole. 62 00:02:27,187 --> 00:02:29,220 - It's broken, right ? He can't... - Oh my gosh. 63 00:02:33,335 --> 00:02:34,952 - Oh my God. - Oh my Gosh. 64 00:02:35,295 --> 00:02:36,172 Is he okay ? 65 00:02:36,937 --> 00:02:37,871 He's still driving. 66 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:42,051 Dwight... you forgot your bumper ! 67 00:02:43,018 --> 00:02:44,082 Hello ? 68 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:45,862 Please don't send Dwight. 69 00:02:45,946 --> 00:02:48,792 Saison 2 - Episode 12 The Injury 70 00:03:11,256 --> 00:03:14,691 Transcripts : Nikki (twiztv.com) Synchronisation : El Uploador 71 00:03:15,697 --> 00:03:17,683 pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus http://www.forom.com 72 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:24,223 Morning everyone. 73 00:03:25,577 --> 00:03:26,292 Don't freak out. 74 00:03:26,788 --> 00:03:28,360 I forbid anybody to freak out. 75 00:03:29,005 --> 00:03:31,523 Clearly I have had a very serious accident. 76 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:33,012 But I will recover. 77 00:03:33,308 --> 00:03:34,440 God willing. 78 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,652 I just wanna be treated normally today. 79 00:03:36,685 --> 00:03:38,313 Normal would actually be good. 80 00:03:38,515 --> 00:03:40,473 Considering the trauma that I've been through. 81 00:03:40,497 --> 00:03:43,112 You missed two big conference calls today. One with corporate. 82 00:03:43,145 --> 00:03:44,750 Did you explain why ? 83 00:03:45,387 --> 00:03:47,773 No, I didn't mention that you cooked your foot. 84 00:03:47,838 --> 00:03:49,073 Burned my foot, Pam. 85 00:03:50,946 --> 00:03:52,780 Please stop popping my cast. 86 00:03:53,938 --> 00:03:54,742 Thank you. 87 00:03:56,616 --> 00:03:58,180 So where are you shipping your foot ? 88 00:03:59,315 --> 00:04:00,692 So where are you shipping... 89 00:04:02,725 --> 00:04:03,760 Your foot. 90 00:04:05,805 --> 00:04:06,980 Thank you. 91 00:04:08,355 --> 00:04:09,832 Pam, messages please. 92 00:04:10,105 --> 00:04:12,250 - You didn't have any. - Really ? 93 00:04:12,547 --> 00:04:15,982 Well, seemed, uh, very important to you earlier, 94 00:04:16,438 --> 00:04:18,020 that you needed to stay and.. 95 00:04:18,207 --> 00:04:19,713 - Do my job ? - No. 96 00:04:19,938 --> 00:04:21,953 Your job is being my friend, Pam... 97 00:04:22,066 --> 00:04:23,091 and... 98 00:04:23,188 --> 00:04:24,741 - God ! - It slipped. 99 00:04:25,436 --> 00:04:26,631 - What did... - Sorry. 100 00:04:26,698 --> 00:04:27,663 It's just that before, 101 00:04:27,706 --> 00:04:29,701 you said you didn't want any special treatment. 102 00:04:29,755 --> 00:04:31,651 I don't want any special treatment, Pam. 103 00:04:31,737 --> 00:04:34,303 just want you to treat me like you would 104 00:04:34,645 --> 00:04:38,680 a family member who's undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. 105 00:04:38,808 --> 00:04:40,312 I don't think that's too much to ask. 106 00:04:40,345 --> 00:04:42,791 Do you want some aspirin ? Because you seem a little fussy. 107 00:04:42,817 --> 00:04:44,852 No, I don't want some aspirin. Yeah, I am fussy. 108 00:04:44,895 --> 00:04:46,433 Asiprin's not gonna do a damn thing. 109 00:04:46,456 --> 00:04:48,973 I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot. 110 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:51,433 Pam, I am Assistant Regional Manager. 111 00:04:51,605 --> 00:04:53,041 And I can take care of him. 112 00:04:53,648 --> 00:04:55,483 Part of my duties are to... 113 00:05:02,596 --> 00:05:03,643 What ? 114 00:05:03,916 --> 00:05:06,402 - Part of your duties are to what ? - What ? 115 00:05:06,595 --> 00:05:09,181 You just said part of your duties are to something. 116 00:05:09,215 --> 00:05:10,692 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 117 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:13,403 - What is wrong with you ? - What is wrong with you ? 118 00:05:27,346 --> 00:05:29,363 - Where is my cornbread ? - Here you go. 119 00:05:30,035 --> 00:05:32,123 Thank you. Did you get all dark meat like I like ? 120 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:35,480 Yes, I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat. 121 00:05:35,628 --> 00:05:36,631 Where are the yams ? 122 00:05:36,668 --> 00:05:39,171 They were out of yams. I got you creamed spinach. 123 00:05:39,237 --> 00:05:40,833 Did you go to the one in Stroudsburg ? 124 00:05:41,485 --> 00:05:43,383 - And they had no yams ? - They had no yams. 125 00:05:43,407 --> 00:05:45,332 How strange. Because they always have yams. 126 00:05:47,266 --> 00:05:49,961 Oh, man, is that a Prism Duro Sport ? 127 00:05:50,968 --> 00:05:52,072 You've seen one of these ? 128 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:54,881 Yeah, they're like an iPod, only they're better. 129 00:05:55,028 --> 00:05:56,752 'Cause they're chunkier and more solid. 130 00:05:57,485 --> 00:05:58,912 Roy gave it to me for Christmas. 131 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,963 I'm trying to figure out how to put songs on it. 132 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,491 Oh, no, no, no. Don't go there. 133 00:06:03,505 --> 00:06:04,853 I know this Russian website, 134 00:06:04,908 --> 00:06:07,400 where you can download songs for two cents a piece. 135 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:08,872 - Really ? - Yeah, 136 00:06:08,938 --> 00:06:10,580 I'll write down the address for you. 137 00:06:11,075 --> 00:06:13,081 Only, the only thing is... 138 00:06:13,317 --> 00:06:14,641 is that all the songs, 139 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:15,862 are in Russian. 140 00:06:18,557 --> 00:06:19,703 Kidding ! 141 00:06:23,235 --> 00:06:24,811 Why would they all be... 142 00:06:27,828 --> 00:06:29,473 Okay, see you later, Pan. 143 00:06:34,475 --> 00:06:35,490 Pam ? 144 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:38,982 Pam ? Pam ! 145 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,427 Oh, God. 146 00:06:45,184 --> 00:06:46,187 What ? 147 00:06:46,249 --> 00:06:47,560 Come here, please. 148 00:06:47,598 --> 00:06:49,071 Tell me before I come there. 149 00:06:50,457 --> 00:06:52,200 I want you to rub butter on my foot. 150 00:06:52,267 --> 00:06:53,812 - No. - Pam, please. 151 00:06:54,275 --> 00:06:55,941 - I have Country Crock. - No. 152 00:07:01,908 --> 00:07:03,161 Ryan ! 153 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:05,060 Ryan ! 154 00:07:06,188 --> 00:07:07,430 Ryan ! 155 00:07:07,808 --> 00:07:09,192 These covers... 156 00:07:09,256 --> 00:07:11,373 are totally indestructable. 157 00:07:11,435 --> 00:07:12,341 - Really ? - Yeah. 158 00:07:12,575 --> 00:07:14,132 Throw it. I promise it won't break. 159 00:07:14,978 --> 00:07:15,532 Chuck it. 160 00:07:21,285 --> 00:07:23,311 - Oh, no, it's broken. - What ? 161 00:07:23,868 --> 00:07:25,560 No, it's fine. 162 00:07:25,707 --> 00:07:28,293 I told you it wouldn't break. You could throw it all day long. 163 00:07:28,326 --> 00:07:29,520 That is so cool. 164 00:07:30,425 --> 00:07:32,212 - Thanks Dwight. - You're welcome. 165 00:07:35,225 --> 00:07:37,383 So, I guess Pam and Dwight are friends now. 166 00:07:38,755 --> 00:07:41,001 Oh, God, no. Dwight isn't my friend. 167 00:07:43,148 --> 00:07:45,290 Oh my God... Dwight's kind of my friend. 168 00:07:46,356 --> 00:07:49,830 No, no, no one is helping me out at all, Mom. 169 00:07:51,778 --> 00:07:53,450 No, I'm not gonna call Jan. 170 00:07:53,688 --> 00:07:54,921 She'd just worry. 171 00:07:55,046 --> 00:07:56,983 Drive down here and make a big thing. 172 00:07:59,306 --> 00:08:00,312 Who told you that ? 173 00:08:01,395 --> 00:08:03,113 No, it was mutual. 174 00:08:04,697 --> 00:08:06,650 What is Pam doing chatting with you ? 175 00:08:14,135 --> 00:08:15,502 Do you like candy ? 176 00:08:16,437 --> 00:08:17,493 It's alright. 177 00:08:19,205 --> 00:08:20,771 'Cause you're sweeter than candy. 178 00:08:20,847 --> 00:08:22,110 What is wrong with you ? 179 00:08:24,675 --> 00:08:25,750 Hey, cut... 180 00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:55,440 Wow, you just dive right in. 181 00:08:56,296 --> 00:08:57,472 You know, around age 12, 182 00:08:57,528 --> 00:08:59,282 I just started going for it, you know ? 183 00:09:03,347 --> 00:09:04,361 Oh, help ! 184 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:05,972 Help me ! 185 00:09:06,336 --> 00:09:07,620 What happened ? 186 00:09:07,696 --> 00:09:08,972 I fell of the toilet. 187 00:09:10,285 --> 00:09:12,501 I'm caught between the toilet and the wall. 188 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:16,073 - What do you need ? - Not you. 189 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:18,233 Someone else. Get Pam. 190 00:09:18,277 --> 00:09:20,752 I don't think Pam's gonna want to come into the men's room. 191 00:09:20,785 --> 00:09:23,082 Get Ryan. He needs to lift me. 192 00:09:23,738 --> 00:09:25,630 And he needs to clean me up a little bit. 193 00:09:25,656 --> 00:09:27,122 Bring a wet towel. 194 00:09:27,656 --> 00:09:30,160 Ryan is, uh... 195 00:09:30,467 --> 00:09:31,663 - dead. - No he's not. 196 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:32,860 - Dead. - I just saw him. 197 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:36,273 He's... can you just get up yourself ? 198 00:09:36,397 --> 00:09:38,603 I... you only grilled your foot. 199 00:09:38,658 --> 00:09:39,842 Oh, forget it. 200 00:09:40,395 --> 00:09:41,941 I'll just get up myself. 201 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:49,400 Ow, God ! 202 00:09:51,585 --> 00:09:53,781 Do you think Dwight's being a little weird today ? 203 00:09:53,866 --> 00:09:54,881 No... 204 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:57,101 He's actually been really nice and helpful. 205 00:09:57,696 --> 00:09:59,263 And that isn't weird ? 206 00:10:01,158 --> 00:10:01,972 Well... 207 00:10:03,745 --> 00:10:05,800 Can I have everyone's attention, please ? 208 00:10:06,115 --> 00:10:07,280 Phyllis... 209 00:10:07,438 --> 00:10:08,502 Oscar... 210 00:10:08,717 --> 00:10:10,612 Ryan, who is supposed to be dead. 211 00:10:11,538 --> 00:10:13,281 Can I ask you all a question ? 212 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:16,231 Do you know what it's like to be disabled ? 213 00:10:16,465 --> 00:10:17,491 Oscar ? 214 00:10:17,765 --> 00:10:19,593 I had scoliosis as a girl. 215 00:10:19,695 --> 00:10:20,981 Never heard of it. No... 216 00:10:21,018 --> 00:10:23,410 a real disability. Not a woman's trouble. 217 00:10:23,787 --> 00:10:26,552 When I was a teenager, I was in an iron lung. 218 00:10:26,635 --> 00:10:28,202 What... how old are you ? 219 00:10:28,707 --> 00:10:30,071 No, it... Look, 220 00:10:30,885 --> 00:10:32,262 the point is... 221 00:10:32,505 --> 00:10:37,001 I am the only one here who has a legitimate disability. 222 00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:41,703 Although I'm sure Stanley has had his fair share of obstacles. 223 00:10:42,196 --> 00:10:45,003 I'm not disabled, and neither are you. 224 00:10:45,088 --> 00:10:46,081 Okay. 225 00:10:46,116 --> 00:10:48,461 What does this look like to you, Stanley ? 226 00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:51,200 Mail Boxes, Etc. 227 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,391 Shut...it. 228 00:10:53,316 --> 00:10:55,231 Okay. Well... 229 00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:57,271 Well, you know what ? 230 00:10:57,395 --> 00:11:01,031 Disabilities are not things to be laughed at, 231 00:11:01,557 --> 00:11:02,991 or laughed about. 232 00:11:03,407 --> 00:11:05,050 You people are jerks. 233 00:11:05,127 --> 00:11:07,891 Imagine if you had left Stevie Wonder 234 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,181 on the floor of that bathroom instead of me. 235 00:11:10,268 --> 00:11:12,540 Oh, we wouldn't. We love Stevie Wonder. 236 00:11:15,985 --> 00:11:17,541 I burned my foot ! 237 00:11:18,937 --> 00:11:21,591 Okay, 20 minutes, conference room. 238 00:11:21,678 --> 00:11:23,171 Everybody's in there ! 239 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,032 Dad ? 240 00:11:31,587 --> 00:11:34,410 While we are waiting for our special guest to arrive, 241 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,140 I wanted you all to take a look at a few of the many, 242 00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:40,991 many disabled icons who have contributed so much to our society. 243 00:11:41,486 --> 00:11:42,743 - Quick question. - Yeah ? 244 00:11:42,886 --> 00:11:45,483 - Why is Tom Hanks on the wall ? - Twice. 245 00:11:45,796 --> 00:11:47,032 Good question. 246 00:11:47,176 --> 00:11:49,281 Forrest Gump, mentally challenged. 247 00:11:49,847 --> 00:11:51,592 Philadelphia... AIDS. 248 00:11:51,908 --> 00:11:53,552 I think that's from Big. 249 00:11:54,377 --> 00:11:56,570 I don't think so, no. 250 00:11:56,696 --> 00:11:59,221 Yeah, he's dancing on a piano with Robert Loggia. 251 00:11:59,258 --> 00:12:00,711 He grew into a man overnight. 252 00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:02,911 A rare disability. It still works. 253 00:12:05,196 --> 00:12:06,722 A crossword puzzle Stanley ? 254 00:12:06,755 --> 00:12:09,013 Seriously, are you learning nothing here ? 255 00:12:10,308 --> 00:12:11,813 What do you mean, "Mm-hmm" ? 256 00:12:11,886 --> 00:12:14,003 - I mean I'm learning nothing. - Okay. 257 00:12:14,107 --> 00:12:16,013 Michael Scott. I'm looking for Michael Scott. 258 00:12:16,058 --> 00:12:17,813 Yes, right in here. 259 00:12:18,156 --> 00:12:19,221 - Good. - Come on in.. 260 00:12:19,255 --> 00:12:20,271 Great. 261 00:12:20,328 --> 00:12:21,771 This ladies and gentlemen, 262 00:12:22,356 --> 00:12:23,470 is our special guest. 263 00:12:24,565 --> 00:12:27,652 Sorry I'm late. Somebody parked in the handicapped parking space. 264 00:12:29,935 --> 00:12:32,063 Hey, everyone. I'm Billy Merchant. 265 00:12:32,158 --> 00:12:33,943 You may have seen me around here before. 266 00:12:34,007 --> 00:12:36,693 I'm the properties manager of this office park. 267 00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:37,981 You are so brave. 268 00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:39,561 You are so brave. 269 00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:41,271 Thank you. Actually, I've been meaning 270 00:12:41,297 --> 00:12:42,642 to come by here or a long time... 271 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:45,463 But it's hard for you, right ? Because you're in a wheelchair. 272 00:12:46,176 --> 00:12:48,110 No, I just have a lot of properties to manage. 273 00:12:48,156 --> 00:12:49,670 Let me ask you something. 274 00:12:49,697 --> 00:12:52,112 How long does it take you to do something simple ? 275 00:12:52,437 --> 00:12:54,910 Everyday, like... like brush your teeth in the morning. 276 00:12:55,047 --> 00:12:56,841 I don't know, like, 30 seconds. 277 00:12:56,887 --> 00:12:58,113 Oh, my God. 278 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,440 That's three times as long as it takes me. 279 00:13:01,507 --> 00:13:03,730 How did you, get in your wheelchair ? 280 00:13:03,926 --> 00:13:05,101 This morning ? 281 00:13:05,146 --> 00:13:07,271 Just like every other morning. Just climbed on in. 282 00:13:07,868 --> 00:13:10,393 Hey, hey, hey, hey ! Not funny, not funny ! 283 00:13:10,468 --> 00:13:12,963 Hey, hey, relax just, uh.. joking around here. 284 00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:15,832 Well, that's good. He still has a sense of humor. 285 00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:19,153 Listen, I've actually used a chair since I was four years old. 286 00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,592 - I don't really notice it anymore. - Well, they do. 287 00:13:21,646 --> 00:13:23,451 They notice it. Don't you ? You notice it. 288 00:13:23,497 --> 00:13:26,611 It's the first thing you saw when he rolled in here, isn't it ? 289 00:13:27,036 --> 00:13:29,892 I wanna clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill. 290 00:13:30,206 --> 00:13:33,030 So there are jsut a couple things I wanted to remind everybody of. 291 00:13:33,077 --> 00:13:34,502 - Okay. - First is parking. 292 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:37,002 You can't block the freight entrance with your car, 293 00:13:37,047 --> 00:13:40,012 even if your blinkers are on. Does anybody have any questions ? 294 00:13:41,056 --> 00:13:42,243 Yes ? 295 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:44,900 Yeah ? 296 00:13:45,585 --> 00:13:46,782 Yes ? 297 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,521 Dwight, you have your hand up. 298 00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:53,541 Ignore him. 299 00:13:54,107 --> 00:13:55,163 You know what ? 300 00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:57,523 We're not that different, you and I. 301 00:13:57,638 --> 00:14:01,181 When I clamped my foot into a non-stick... 302 00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:02,712 - You know what, Michael ? - Yeah ? 303 00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:04,672 - Let me stop you right there... - Okay. 304 00:14:04,695 --> 00:14:05,743 and leave. 305 00:14:05,817 --> 00:14:08,193 Did you see "Born on the 4th of July" ? 306 00:14:08,817 --> 00:14:11,802 I was under the impression that Billy would be more like that guy. 307 00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:13,433 What's wrong with that guy ? 308 00:14:13,498 --> 00:14:15,742 You mean today ? He stepped on a George Forman grill 309 00:14:15,775 --> 00:14:16,983 and he burned his foot. 310 00:14:17,035 --> 00:14:18,113 No, not Michael. 311 00:14:18,218 --> 00:14:20,773 The moon-faced kid who crashed into the pole. 312 00:14:23,476 --> 00:14:25,132 He looks like he has a concussion. 313 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,762 Hey ! 314 00:14:30,918 --> 00:14:33,393 I found the pudding cups you wanted at a gas station 315 00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:34,533 in Carbondale ! 316 00:14:34,577 --> 00:14:36,763 You did it. Look at you ! 317 00:14:36,817 --> 00:14:38,902 And with the plate and the napkin. 318 00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:40,501 Very nice. Thank you, Ryan. 319 00:14:40,685 --> 00:14:42,701 - You're very welcome. - Did you get the yams ? 320 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:46,100 No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams. 321 00:14:47,156 --> 00:14:49,431 Okay. I'll just have the pudding. 322 00:14:49,505 --> 00:14:50,560 - You sure ? - Yeah. 323 00:14:50,747 --> 00:14:51,712 Okay. 324 00:14:51,737 --> 00:14:53,380 You know what ? I feel better. 325 00:14:54,165 --> 00:14:55,943 Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding 326 00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:58,083 and his kindness healed my foot. 327 00:14:59,596 --> 00:15:03,160 Yeah, baby ! I am feelin' better. 328 00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:05,122 My body's literally healing itself. 329 00:15:05,618 --> 00:15:07,283 It is amazing what the human body 330 00:15:07,317 --> 00:15:09,533 is capable of when you have a powerful brain. 331 00:15:09,606 --> 00:15:12,343 I ground up four extra strength aspirins 332 00:15:12,396 --> 00:15:13,973 and put them in Michael's pudding. 333 00:15:14,566 --> 00:15:16,072 I do the same thing for my dog 334 00:15:16,196 --> 00:15:18,090 to get him to take his heartworm medicine. 335 00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:23,003 Ohh, finally feel the blood coursing through my foot veins. 336 00:15:26,297 --> 00:15:29,072 Okay, I think we need to take him to the hospital, because... 337 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,880 I'm pretty sure he has a concussion. 338 00:15:30,957 --> 00:15:33,282 Oh, now you feel some compassion for him. 339 00:15:33,338 --> 00:15:35,831 He needs to go right now. And you're his emergency contact. 340 00:15:35,858 --> 00:15:38,482 - I think you should go with him. - Why don't you go with him ? 341 00:15:38,507 --> 00:15:40,611 - I barely know him. - I want Michael to take me. 342 00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:42,302 I can't take you. I don't have my car. 343 00:15:42,347 --> 00:15:43,903 - Please ? - And yours is all vomity. 344 00:15:43,935 --> 00:15:45,921 - You can take my van ! - Oh, okay. 345 00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:48,773 That's great. No, I can't drive. Jim, why don't you drive ? 346 00:15:49,076 --> 00:15:50,162 - Fine. - We'll go. 347 00:15:50,187 --> 00:15:51,951 I'm still recovering. So let's just... 348 00:15:52,006 --> 00:15:53,393 Ryan, can you get my coat please ? 349 00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:55,972 Slowly. 'Kay ? Let's just get to the elevator. 350 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,133 - What are you doing ? - Vietnam sounds. 351 00:15:58,176 --> 00:15:59,930 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 352 00:16:00,807 --> 00:16:03,113 - Tired. Can't lay down. - Just take a rake... 353 00:16:03,388 --> 00:16:04,452 Wake up ! 354 00:16:04,557 --> 00:16:05,983 Wait, here, let me help you Dwight. 355 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,241 - Come on. Get up. - Thanks. 356 00:16:07,288 --> 00:16:08,820 - Get up. - You're the best. 357 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:11,090 - Just keep him awake. - It smells like chicken soup. 358 00:16:11,126 --> 00:16:12,962 - I know. - I have to go to the hospital. 359 00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:15,091 - I know. - Where are we going ? 360 00:16:15,135 --> 00:16:17,732 - I just wanna say good-bye, okay ? - I'll be back, I mean... 361 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,510 Yes, I know. But it's gonna be different. 362 00:16:19,538 --> 00:16:20,570 Why ? 363 00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,082 It's just hard to explain. 364 00:16:22,187 --> 00:16:24,033 Oh, Pam, you're adorable. 365 00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:26,131 Oh, my goodness. 366 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,373 - Come here. - Ohh. Huggy hugs. 367 00:16:30,507 --> 00:16:31,553 Shotgun ! 368 00:16:31,838 --> 00:16:34,433 You don't think you should sit in the back with Dwight ? 369 00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:37,732 The rules of shotgun are very simple and very clear. 370 00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:39,713 The first person to shout shotgun 371 00:16:40,107 --> 00:16:43,090 when you're within the sight of the car gets the front seat. 372 00:16:43,358 --> 00:16:45,133 That's how the game's played. 373 00:16:45,357 --> 00:16:47,783 There are no exceptions for someone with a concussion. 374 00:16:47,838 --> 00:16:49,201 Oh, God, a minivan. 375 00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:52,140 What is Meredith's problem ? 376 00:16:52,675 --> 00:16:54,002 Well, I think she has a kid. 377 00:16:54,085 --> 00:16:55,640 Yeah, she has one kid and no husband. 378 00:16:55,685 --> 00:16:57,963 She's not going to find one driving this thing around. 379 00:16:58,015 --> 00:16:59,852 - Where are we going ? - Come on. 380 00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:02,072 - Get inside. - Where are we going ? 381 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,520 - We're going to Chuck E. Cheese. - Chuck E. Cheese ? 382 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,320 Oh, God. I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese. 383 00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:08,632 We're going to the hospital, Michael. 384 00:17:08,688 --> 00:17:10,343 I know. I'm just sayin'... 385 00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:15,453 - Dwight, what are you drinking ? - I found it under the seat. 386 00:17:15,488 --> 00:17:16,312 Oh, my God. Dwight. 387 00:17:16,585 --> 00:17:18,011 - I'm thirsty. - Put that down. 388 00:17:18,055 --> 00:17:20,111 Give the bottle to Michael. 389 00:17:20,168 --> 00:17:21,813 - I'm thirsty. - Just give it to me... 390 00:17:21,858 --> 00:17:24,702 Just keep your eyes on the road. Give me the bottle or you're fired. 391 00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:26,663 You can't fire me, I don't work in this van ! 392 00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:28,242 - Give it to me, Dwight ! - No, stop. 393 00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:29,940 - Give me the bottle ! - Will you stop ? 394 00:17:29,968 --> 00:17:31,993 - Give me the bottle, Dwight ! - Michael, stop ! 395 00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:33,430 - Just give it ! - Michael, stop ! 396 00:17:33,456 --> 00:17:35,662 - Just stop it ! - Stop spraying ! Gimmme the bottle. 397 00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:37,050 - Stop ! - Stop spraying me ! 398 00:17:37,376 --> 00:17:38,400 Gimme the bottle ! 399 00:17:38,675 --> 00:17:40,921 Dwight, what is your middle name ? 400 00:17:41,178 --> 00:17:42,441 Danger. 401 00:17:43,235 --> 00:17:44,522 Something with a "K." 402 00:17:44,575 --> 00:17:45,640 It's Kurt. 403 00:17:45,907 --> 00:17:48,000 Wow, I'm so sad that I know that. 404 00:17:48,258 --> 00:17:50,803 What do I write under reason for visit ? 405 00:17:51,547 --> 00:17:52,541 Concussion. 406 00:17:55,487 --> 00:17:56,580 What did you write ? 407 00:17:56,998 --> 00:17:58,431 Nothing. 408 00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:01,533 I wrote "bringing someone to the hospital." 409 00:18:01,888 --> 00:18:04,612 So you thought they meant your reason for coming to the hospital. 410 00:18:04,656 --> 00:18:07,142 You know what, Jim ? This isn't about me anymore. 411 00:18:07,848 --> 00:18:09,312 I made a miraculous recovery, 412 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,162 which is more than I can say for him. 413 00:18:11,347 --> 00:18:12,463 Come on, Dwight. 414 00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:16,311 - Hi, Michael. - Hi, Dwight. 415 00:18:20,445 --> 00:18:24,352 Doctor, what is more serious, a head injury or a foot injury ? 416 00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:25,391 A head injury. 417 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,213 Well, you don't have all the information. 418 00:18:27,247 --> 00:18:28,720 The foot had been severly burned, 419 00:18:28,788 --> 00:18:30,492 and, uh, healed quickly. 420 00:18:30,535 --> 00:18:31,692 Very quickly. 421 00:18:31,787 --> 00:18:34,152 Actually, like suspiciously quickly. 422 00:18:34,228 --> 00:18:35,533 So I'm ordering a CAT scan. 423 00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:37,260 What is that ? 424 00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:39,830 Look, since you have the machine up and running, 425 00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:42,133 can I just stick my foot in ? We can take a look.... 426 00:18:42,185 --> 00:18:43,592 Well...for a burn, 427 00:18:43,616 --> 00:18:45,963 you really just need to look at the outside of the foot. 428 00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,712 Okay, what kind of machine is that ? 429 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,761 Does the skin look red and swollen ? 430 00:18:49,818 --> 00:18:50,992 That's what she said. 431 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,350 That's my joke. Damn it, Dwight. 432 00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:58,102 Okay, no electronics past this point. 433 00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:00,540 - Camera, sound equipment. - It's okay, they're with me. 434 00:19:00,578 --> 00:19:02,402 No metal of any kind. 435 00:19:02,588 --> 00:19:04,962 All right, well, I guess this is where we leave you off. 436 00:19:05,526 --> 00:19:06,531 I don't wanna do this. 437 00:19:06,577 --> 00:19:08,170 Well, you should have thought of that 438 00:19:08,217 --> 00:19:10,833 before you crashed your head on your way to pick me up, so... 439 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:13,691 we'll see you when you get out. 440 00:19:19,006 --> 00:19:20,563 Fine, fine. 441 00:19:34,765 --> 00:19:37,802 - Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. - Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim. 442 00:19:37,946 --> 00:19:40,451 Oh, my God, what's going on ? Is Dwight okay ? 443 00:19:40,566 --> 00:19:42,391 He should be fine. But they brought him in 444 00:19:42,427 --> 00:19:43,432 for a CAT scan. 445 00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:45,303 I can't believe he's getting a CAT scan. 446 00:19:45,347 --> 00:19:47,090 Michael went in there with him too. 447 00:19:47,147 --> 00:19:48,491 - It's pretty sweet. - Really ? 448 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,182 Michael went in with him ? 449 00:19:51,018 --> 00:19:52,643 But they shouldn't be much longer now. 450 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,670 So we'll be back soon. 451 00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,362 Okay, that's... ...good news. 452 00:19:56,317 --> 00:19:58,510 - Uh, yeah, no. I'll let you go. - Okay. 453 00:19:58,666 --> 00:19:59,323 - Okay. - Bye. 454 00:19:59,355 --> 00:20:00,303 Bye. 455 00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:09,860 - Hey, Oscar ? - What's up Pam ? 456 00:20:10,158 --> 00:20:13,350 I just wanted to let you know that Dwight's gonna be okay. 457 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,302 The doctor said there's a really simple treatment for a concussion, 458 00:20:16,358 --> 00:20:18,431 so he'll probably even be back at work tomorrow. 459 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,521 Okay. 460 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,020 I just, uh, thought you'd wanna know that. 461 00:20:27,358 --> 00:20:30,200 Okay, Mr. Schrute, inhale with me on three. 462 00:20:30,575 --> 00:20:31,580 One, 463 00:20:31,685 --> 00:20:32,452 two... 464 00:20:32,596 --> 00:20:33,511 Sir, 465 00:20:33,617 --> 00:20:35,150 Sir, stop that. Stop... 466 00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:36,902 Stop that.