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...But the Lord of the Rings trilogy,
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if you see it back to back...
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Dunder Mifflin this is Pam.
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Pam, it's Michael. Help me,
I need help right now !
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- Michael, what's wrong ?
- I'm hurt, I have hurt myself.
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- Oh my God !
- Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait !
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This is not looking good Pam !
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Michael, do you need me
to call you an ambulance ?
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No, I want you to pick me up.
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- Okay.
- What's going on ?
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I thought you said
that you were hurt.
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- I am hurt. I hurt my foot.
- I'm sorry ? Pam, what's going on ?
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I want to come to work...
...but I need you to come pick me up.
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- Ohh, God !
- Hey, whoa ! Michael !
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- Oh, God !
- It's okay. It's Jim.
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Just say again, really loudly,
uh, what happened.
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Okay, Buhh !
I burned my foot.
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Very badly on my Foreman grill
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and I now need someone to come
and bring me into work.
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You burned YOUR foot
on a Foreman grill ?
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I enjoy having breakfast in bed.
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I like waking up with
the smell of bacon. Sue me.
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And since I don't have a butler,
I have to do it myself.
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So, most nights before I go to bed,
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I will lay six strips of bacon out
on my George Foreman grill.
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Then I go to sleep.
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When I wake up, I plug in the grill.
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I go back to sleep again.
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Then I wake up to the smell
of crackling bacon.
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It is delicious, it's good for me.
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It's a perfect way to start the day.
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Today I got up,
I stepped onto the grill
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and it clamped down
on my foot, that's it.
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I don't see what's so hard
to believe about that.
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Pam, could you come get me ?
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Uh, I have to stay here
and answer the phone.
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Okay, could someone come
and get me, please ? Ryan ?
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Michael, you should stay home and rest.
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There's no toilet paper here.
Could Ryan...
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Tell Ryan to bring toilet paper !
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Could you tell him that ?
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and I bumped my elbow
against the wall,
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and now my elbow
has a "protruberence".
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No one wants to pick me up ?!
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What is going on ?
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What is going on ?
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Michael is, um, sick.
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And he wants one of us
to rescue him.
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- I'm not sick, I'm...
- I'm coming, Michael !
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- I'm going to save you !
- Don't ! Is that Dwight ?
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- I do not want Dwight.
- Hold on Michael, I am coming !
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- Wait there !
- I do not want Dwight !
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Michael, why don't you call
your girlfriend ?
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I don't have a girlfriend.
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But you said you went out
with her this weekend.
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It was all made up.
Just, someone come, okay ?
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Anyone. Anyone but Dwight.
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- What was that ?
- What WAS that ?
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He hit the pole.
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- It's broken, right ? He can't...
- Oh my gosh.
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- Oh my God.
- Oh my Gosh.
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Is he okay ?
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He's still driving.
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Dwight... you forgot your bumper !
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Hello ?
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Please don't send Dwight.
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Saison 2 - Episode 12
The Injury
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Transcripts : Nikki (twiztv.com)
Synchronisation : El Uploador
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pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus
http://www.forom.com
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Morning everyone.
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Don't freak out.
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I forbid anybody to freak out.
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Clearly I have had a very
serious accident.
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But I will recover.
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God willing.
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I just wanna be treated
normally today.
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Normal would actually be good.
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Considering the trauma
that I've been through.
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You missed two big conference
calls today. One with corporate.
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Did you explain why ?
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No, I didn't mention that
you cooked your foot.
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Burned my foot, Pam.
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Please stop popping my cast.
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Thank you.
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So where are you
shipping your foot ?
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So where are you shipping...
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Your foot.
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Thank you.
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Pam, messages please.
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- You didn't have any.
- Really ?
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Well, seemed, uh, very important
to you earlier,
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that you needed to stay and..
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- Do my job ?
- No.
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Your job is being my friend, Pam...
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and...
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- God !
- It slipped.
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- What did...
- Sorry.
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It's just that before,
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you said you didn't want
any special treatment.
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I don't want any special
treatment, Pam.
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just want you to treat me
like you would
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a family member who's undergone
some sort of serious physical trauma.
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I don't think that's too much to ask.
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Do you want some aspirin ?
Because you seem a little fussy.
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No, I don't want some aspirin.
Yeah, I am fussy.
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Asiprin's not gonna do
a damn thing.
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I'm sitting here with a bloody
stump of a foot.
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Pam, I am Assistant Regional Manager.
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And I can take care of him.
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Part of my duties are to...
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What ?
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- Part of your duties are to what ?
- What ?
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You just said part of your duties
are to something.
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- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
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- What is wrong with you ?
- What is wrong with you ?
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- Where is my cornbread ?
- Here you go.
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Thank you. Did you get all
dark meat like I like ?
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Yes, I ordered three full rotisserie
chickens worth of all dark meat.
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Where are the yams ?
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They were out of yams.
I got you creamed spinach.
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Did you go to the one
in Stroudsburg ?
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- And they had no yams ?
- They had no yams.
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How strange.
Because they always have yams.
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Oh, man, is that
a Prism Duro Sport ?
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You've seen one of these ?
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Yeah, they're like an iPod,
only they're better.
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'Cause they're chunkier
and more solid.
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Roy gave it to me for Christmas.
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I'm trying to figure out
how to put songs on it.
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Oh, no, no, no. Don't go there.
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I know this Russian website,
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where you can download songs
for two cents a piece.
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- Really ?
- Yeah,
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I'll write down the address for you.
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Only, the only thing is...
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is that all the songs,
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are in Russian.
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Kidding !
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Why would they all be...
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Okay, see you later, Pan.
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Pam ?
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Pam ? Pam !
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Oh, God.
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What ?
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Come here, please.
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Tell me before I come there.
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I want you to rub butter
on my foot.
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- No.
- Pam, please.
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- I have Country Crock.
- No.
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Ryan !
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Ryan !
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Ryan !
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These covers...
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are totally indestructable.
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- Really ?
- Yeah.
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Throw it. I promise it won't break.
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Chuck it.
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- Oh, no, it's broken.
- What ?
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No, it's fine.
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I told you it wouldn't break.
You could throw it all day long.
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That is so cool.
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- Thanks Dwight.
- You're welcome.
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So, I guess Pam and Dwight
are friends now.
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Oh, God, no.
Dwight isn't my friend.
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Oh my God...
Dwight's kind of my friend.
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No, no, no one is helping me out
at all, Mom.
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No, I'm not gonna call Jan.
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She'd just worry.
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Drive down here and
make a big thing.
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Who told you that ?
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No, it was mutual.
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What is Pam doing chatting
with you ?
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Do you like candy ?
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It's alright.
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'Cause you're sweeter than candy.
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What is wrong with you ?
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Hey, cut...
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Wow, you just dive right in.
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You know, around age 12,
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I just started going for it,
you know ?
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Oh, help !
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Help me !
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What happened ?
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I fell of the toilet.
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I'm caught between the toilet
and the wall.
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- What do you need ?
- Not you.
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Someone else. Get Pam.
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I don't think Pam's gonna want to
come into the men's room.
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Get Ryan.
He needs to lift me.
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And he needs to
clean me up a little bit.
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Bring a wet towel.
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Ryan is, uh...
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- dead.
- No he's not.
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- Dead.
- I just saw him.
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He's...
can you just get up yourself ?
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I... you only grilled your foot.
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Oh, forget it.
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I'll just get up myself.
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Ow, God !
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Do you think Dwight's being
a little weird today ?
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No...
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He's actually been really
nice and helpful.
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And that isn't weird ?
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Well...
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Can I have everyone's attention,
please ?
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Phyllis...
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Oscar...
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Ryan, who is supposed to be dead.
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Can I ask you all a question ?
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Do you know what it's like
to be disabled ?
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Oscar ?
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I had scoliosis as a girl.
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Never heard of it. No...
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a real disability.
Not a woman's trouble.
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When I was a teenager,
I was in an iron lung.
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What... how old are you ?
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No, it... Look,
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the point is...
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I am the only one here who has
a legitimate disability.
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Although I'm sure Stanley has had
his fair share of obstacles.
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I'm not disabled,
and neither are you.
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Okay.
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What does this look like
to you, Stanley ?
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Mail Boxes, Etc.
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Shut...it.
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Okay. Well...
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Well, you know what ?
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Disabilities are not things
to be laughed at,
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or laughed about.
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You people are jerks.
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Imagine if you had left
Stevie Wonder
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on the floor of that bathroom
instead of me.
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Oh, we wouldn't.
We love Stevie Wonder.
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I burned my foot !
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Okay, 20 minutes, conference room.
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Everybody's in there !
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Dad ?
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While we are waiting for
our special guest to arrive,
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I wanted you all to take a look
at a few of the many,
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many disabled icons who have
contributed so much to our society.
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- Quick question.
- Yeah ?
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- Why is Tom Hanks on the wall ?
- Twice.
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Good question.
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Forrest Gump, mentally challenged.
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Philadelphia... AIDS.
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I think that's from Big.
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I don't think so, no.
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Yeah, he's dancing on a piano
with Robert Loggia.
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He grew into a man overnight.
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A rare disability. It still works.
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A crossword puzzle Stanley ?
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Seriously, are you learning
nothing here ?
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What do you mean, "Mm-hmm" ?
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- I mean I'm learning nothing.
- Okay.
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Michael Scott.
I'm looking for Michael Scott.
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00:12:16,058 --> 00:12:17,813
Yes, right in here.
259
00:12:18,156 --> 00:12:19,221
- Good.
- Come on in..
260
00:12:19,255 --> 00:12:20,271
Great.
261
00:12:20,328 --> 00:12:21,771
This ladies and gentlemen,
262
00:12:22,356 --> 00:12:23,470
is our special guest.
263
00:12:24,565 --> 00:12:27,652
Sorry I'm late. Somebody parked
in the handicapped parking space.
264
00:12:29,935 --> 00:12:32,063
Hey, everyone.
I'm Billy Merchant.
265
00:12:32,158 --> 00:12:33,943
You may have seen me
around here before.
266
00:12:34,007 --> 00:12:36,693
I'm the properties manager
of this office park.
267
00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:37,981
You are so brave.
268
00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:39,561
You are so brave.
269
00:12:39,666 --> 00:12:41,271
Thank you.
Actually, I've been meaning
270
00:12:41,297 --> 00:12:42,642
to come by here or a long time...
271
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:45,463
But it's hard for you, right ?
Because you're in a wheelchair.
272
00:12:46,176 --> 00:12:48,110
No, I just have a lot of properties
to manage.
273
00:12:48,156 --> 00:12:49,670
Let me ask you something.
274
00:12:49,697 --> 00:12:52,112
How long does it take you to do
something simple ?
275
00:12:52,437 --> 00:12:54,910
Everyday, like...
like brush your teeth in the morning.
276
00:12:55,047 --> 00:12:56,841
I don't know, like, 30 seconds.
277
00:12:56,887 --> 00:12:58,113
Oh, my God.
278
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,440
That's three times as long as
it takes me.
279
00:13:01,507 --> 00:13:03,730
How did you,
get in your wheelchair ?
280
00:13:03,926 --> 00:13:05,101
This morning ?
281
00:13:05,146 --> 00:13:07,271
Just like every other morning.
Just climbed on in.
282
00:13:07,868 --> 00:13:10,393
Hey, hey, hey, hey !
Not funny, not funny !
283
00:13:10,468 --> 00:13:12,963
Hey, hey, relax just, uh..
joking around here.
284
00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:15,832
Well, that's good.
He still has a sense of humor.
285
00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:19,153
Listen, I've actually used a chair
since I was four years old.
286
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,592
- I don't really notice it anymore.
- Well, they do.
287
00:13:21,646 --> 00:13:23,451
They notice it. Don't you ?
You notice it.
288
00:13:23,497 --> 00:13:26,611
It's the first thing you saw when
he rolled in here, isn't it ?
289
00:13:27,036 --> 00:13:29,892
I wanna clamp Michael's face
in a George Foreman grill.
290
00:13:30,206 --> 00:13:33,030
So there are jsut a couple things
I wanted to remind everybody of.
291
00:13:33,077 --> 00:13:34,502
- Okay.
- First is parking.
292
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:37,002
You can't block the freight
entrance with your car,
293
00:13:37,047 --> 00:13:40,012
even if your blinkers are on.
Does anybody have any questions ?
294
00:13:41,056 --> 00:13:42,243
Yes ?
295
00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:44,900
Yeah ?
296
00:13:45,585 --> 00:13:46,782
Yes ?
297
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,521
Dwight, you have your hand up.
298
00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:53,541
Ignore him.
299
00:13:54,107 --> 00:13:55,163
You know what ?
300
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:57,523
We're not that different,
you and I.
301
00:13:57,638 --> 00:14:01,181
When I clamped my foot
into a non-stick...
302
00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:02,712
- You know what, Michael ?
- Yeah ?
303
00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:04,672
- Let me stop you right there...
- Okay.
304
00:14:04,695 --> 00:14:05,743
and leave.
305
00:14:05,817 --> 00:14:08,193
Did you see
"Born on the 4th of July" ?
306
00:14:08,817 --> 00:14:11,802
I was under the impression that
Billy would be more like that guy.
307
00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:13,433
What's wrong with that guy ?
308
00:14:13,498 --> 00:14:15,742
You mean today ?
He stepped on a George Forman grill
309
00:14:15,775 --> 00:14:16,983
and he burned his foot.
310
00:14:17,035 --> 00:14:18,113
No, not Michael.
311
00:14:18,218 --> 00:14:20,773
The moon-faced kid who crashed
into the pole.
312
00:14:23,476 --> 00:14:25,132
He looks like he has a concussion.
313
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,762
Hey !
314
00:14:30,918 --> 00:14:33,393
I found the pudding cups
you wanted at a gas station
315
00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:34,533
in Carbondale !
316
00:14:34,577 --> 00:14:36,763
You did it.
Look at you !
317
00:14:36,817 --> 00:14:38,902
And with the plate and the napkin.
318
00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:40,501
Very nice. Thank you, Ryan.
319
00:14:40,685 --> 00:14:42,701
- You're very welcome.
- Did you get the yams ?
320
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:46,100
No, the gas station in Carbondale
did not have fresh yams.
321
00:14:47,156 --> 00:14:49,431
Okay.
I'll just have the pudding.
322
00:14:49,505 --> 00:14:50,560
- You sure ?
- Yeah.
323
00:14:50,747 --> 00:14:51,712
Okay.
324
00:14:51,737 --> 00:14:53,380
You know what ?
I feel better.
325
00:14:54,165 --> 00:14:55,943
Ryan brought me some
chocolate pudding
326
00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:58,083
and his kindness healed my foot.
327
00:14:59,596 --> 00:15:03,160
Yeah, baby !
I am feelin' better.
328
00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:05,122
My body's literally healing itself.
329
00:15:05,618 --> 00:15:07,283
It is amazing what the human body
330
00:15:07,317 --> 00:15:09,533
is capable of when you have
a powerful brain.
331
00:15:09,606 --> 00:15:12,343
I ground up four
extra strength aspirins
332
00:15:12,396 --> 00:15:13,973
and put them in Michael's pudding.
333
00:15:14,566 --> 00:15:16,072
I do the same thing for my dog
334
00:15:16,196 --> 00:15:18,090
to get him to take his
heartworm medicine.
335
00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:23,003
Ohh, finally feel the blood coursing
through my foot veins.
336
00:15:26,297 --> 00:15:29,072
Okay, I think we need to take him
to the hospital, because...
337
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,880
I'm pretty sure he has
a concussion.
338
00:15:30,957 --> 00:15:33,282
Oh, now you feel some
compassion for him.
339
00:15:33,338 --> 00:15:35,831
He needs to go right now.
And you're his emergency contact.
340
00:15:35,858 --> 00:15:38,482
- I think you should go with him.
- Why don't you go with him ?
341
00:15:38,507 --> 00:15:40,611
- I barely know him.
- I want Michael to take me.
342
00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:42,302
I can't take you.
I don't have my car.
343
00:15:42,347 --> 00:15:43,903
- Please ?
- And yours is all vomity.
344
00:15:43,935 --> 00:15:45,921
- You can take my van !
- Oh, okay.
345
00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:48,773
That's great. No, I can't drive.
Jim, why don't you drive ?
346
00:15:49,076 --> 00:15:50,162
- Fine.
- We'll go.
347
00:15:50,187 --> 00:15:51,951
I'm still recovering.
So let's just...
348
00:15:52,006 --> 00:15:53,393
Ryan, can you get my coat please ?
349
00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:55,972
Slowly. 'Kay ?
Let's just get to the elevator.
350
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,133
- What are you doing ?
- Vietnam sounds.
351
00:15:58,176 --> 00:15:59,930
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
352
00:16:00,807 --> 00:16:03,113
- Tired. Can't lay down.
- Just take a rake...
353
00:16:03,388 --> 00:16:04,452
Wake up !
354
00:16:04,557 --> 00:16:05,983
Wait, here, let me help you Dwight.
355
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:07,241
- Come on. Get up.
- Thanks.
356
00:16:07,288 --> 00:16:08,820
- Get up.
- You're the best.
357
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:11,090
- Just keep him awake.
- It smells like chicken soup.
358
00:16:11,126 --> 00:16:12,962
- I know.
- I have to go to the hospital.
359
00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:15,091
- I know.
- Where are we going ?
360
00:16:15,135 --> 00:16:17,732
- I just wanna say good-bye, okay ?
- I'll be back, I mean...
361
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,510
Yes, I know.
But it's gonna be different.
362
00:16:19,538 --> 00:16:20,570
Why ?
363
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:22,082
It's just hard to explain.
364
00:16:22,187 --> 00:16:24,033
Oh, Pam, you're adorable.
365
00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:26,131
Oh, my goodness.
366
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,373
- Come here.
- Ohh. Huggy hugs.
367
00:16:30,507 --> 00:16:31,553
Shotgun !
368
00:16:31,838 --> 00:16:34,433
You don't think you should sit
in the back with Dwight ?
369
00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:37,732
The rules of shotgun are
very simple and very clear.
370
00:16:37,755 --> 00:16:39,713
The first person to shout shotgun
371
00:16:40,107 --> 00:16:43,090
when you're within the sight
of the car gets the front seat.
372
00:16:43,358 --> 00:16:45,133
That's how the game's played.
373
00:16:45,357 --> 00:16:47,783
There are no exceptions for someone
with a concussion.
374
00:16:47,838 --> 00:16:49,201
Oh, God, a minivan.
375
00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:52,140
What is Meredith's problem ?
376
00:16:52,675 --> 00:16:54,002
Well, I think she has a kid.
377
00:16:54,085 --> 00:16:55,640
Yeah, she has one kid
and no husband.
378
00:16:55,685 --> 00:16:57,963
She's not going to find one
driving this thing around.
379
00:16:58,015 --> 00:16:59,852
- Where are we going ?
- Come on.
380
00:17:00,376 --> 00:17:02,072
- Get inside.
- Where are we going ?
381
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,520
- We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.
- Chuck E. Cheese ?
382
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,320
Oh, God. I'm so sick of
Chuck E. Cheese.
383
00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:08,632
We're going to the hospital,
Michael.
384
00:17:08,688 --> 00:17:10,343
I know. I'm just sayin'...
385
00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:15,453
- Dwight, what are you drinking ?
- I found it under the seat.
386
00:17:15,488 --> 00:17:16,312
Oh, my God. Dwight.
387
00:17:16,585 --> 00:17:18,011
- I'm thirsty.
- Put that down.
388
00:17:18,055 --> 00:17:20,111
Give the bottle to Michael.
389
00:17:20,168 --> 00:17:21,813
- I'm thirsty.
- Just give it to me...
390
00:17:21,858 --> 00:17:24,702
Just keep your eyes on the road.
Give me the bottle or you're fired.
391
00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:26,663
You can't fire me,
I don't work in this van !
392
00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:28,242
- Give it to me, Dwight !
- No, stop.
393
00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:29,940
- Give me the bottle !
- Will you stop ?
394
00:17:29,968 --> 00:17:31,993
- Give me the bottle, Dwight !
- Michael, stop !
395
00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:33,430
- Just give it !
- Michael, stop !
396
00:17:33,456 --> 00:17:35,662
- Just stop it !
- Stop spraying ! Gimmme the bottle.
397
00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:37,050
- Stop !
- Stop spraying me !
398
00:17:37,376 --> 00:17:38,400
Gimme the bottle !
399
00:17:38,675 --> 00:17:40,921
Dwight, what is your middle name ?
400
00:17:41,178 --> 00:17:42,441
Danger.
401
00:17:43,235 --> 00:17:44,522
Something with a "K."
402
00:17:44,575 --> 00:17:45,640
It's Kurt.
403
00:17:45,907 --> 00:17:48,000
Wow, I'm so sad that I know that.
404
00:17:48,258 --> 00:17:50,803
What do I write under
reason for visit ?
405
00:17:51,547 --> 00:17:52,541
Concussion.
406
00:17:55,487 --> 00:17:56,580
What did you write ?
407
00:17:56,998 --> 00:17:58,431
Nothing.
408
00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:01,533
I wrote
"bringing someone to the hospital."
409
00:18:01,888 --> 00:18:04,612
So you thought they meant your
reason for coming to the hospital.
410
00:18:04,656 --> 00:18:07,142
You know what, Jim ?
This isn't about me anymore.
411
00:18:07,848 --> 00:18:09,312
I made a miraculous recovery,
412
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,162
which is more than
I can say for him.
413
00:18:11,347 --> 00:18:12,463
Come on, Dwight.
414
00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:16,311
- Hi, Michael.
- Hi, Dwight.
415
00:18:20,445 --> 00:18:24,352
Doctor, what is more serious,
a head injury or a foot injury ?
416
00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:25,391
A head injury.
417
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,213
Well, you don't have
all the information.
418
00:18:27,247 --> 00:18:28,720
The foot had been severly burned,
419
00:18:28,788 --> 00:18:30,492
and, uh, healed quickly.
420
00:18:30,535 --> 00:18:31,692
Very quickly.
421
00:18:31,787 --> 00:18:34,152
Actually,
like suspiciously quickly.
422
00:18:34,228 --> 00:18:35,533
So I'm ordering a CAT scan.
423
00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:37,260
What is that ?
424
00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:39,830
Look, since you have the machine
up and running,
425
00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:42,133
can I just stick my foot in ?
We can take a look....
426
00:18:42,185 --> 00:18:43,592
Well...for a burn,
427
00:18:43,616 --> 00:18:45,963
you really just need to look
at the outside of the foot.
428
00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,712
Okay, what kind of
machine is that ?
429
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,761
Does the skin look red
and swollen ?
430
00:18:49,818 --> 00:18:50,992
That's what she said.
431
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,350
That's my joke. Damn it, Dwight.
432
00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:58,102
Okay, no electronics past this point.
433
00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:00,540
- Camera, sound equipment.
- It's okay, they're with me.
434
00:19:00,578 --> 00:19:02,402
No metal of any kind.
435
00:19:02,588 --> 00:19:04,962
All right, well, I guess this is
where we leave you off.
436
00:19:05,526 --> 00:19:06,531
I don't wanna do this.
437
00:19:06,577 --> 00:19:08,170
Well, you should have
thought of that
438
00:19:08,217 --> 00:19:10,833
before you crashed your head
on your way to pick me up, so...
439
00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:13,691
we'll see you when you get out.
440
00:19:19,006 --> 00:19:20,563
Fine, fine.
441
00:19:34,765 --> 00:19:37,802
- Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
- Dunder Mifflin, this is Jim.
442
00:19:37,946 --> 00:19:40,451
Oh, my God, what's going on ?
Is Dwight okay ?
443
00:19:40,566 --> 00:19:42,391
He should be fine.
But they brought him in
444
00:19:42,427 --> 00:19:43,432
for a CAT scan.
445
00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:45,303
I can't believe he's getting
a CAT scan.
446
00:19:45,347 --> 00:19:47,090
Michael went in there with him too.
447
00:19:47,147 --> 00:19:48,491
- It's pretty sweet.
- Really ?
448
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,182
Michael went in with him ?
449
00:19:51,018 --> 00:19:52,643
But they shouldn't be
much longer now.
450
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,670
So we'll be back soon.
451
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,362
Okay, that's...
...good news.
452
00:19:56,317 --> 00:19:58,510
- Uh, yeah, no. I'll let you go.
- Okay.
453
00:19:58,666 --> 00:19:59,323
- Okay.
- Bye.
454
00:19:59,355 --> 00:20:00,303
Bye.
455
00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:09,860
- Hey, Oscar ?
- What's up Pam ?
456
00:20:10,158 --> 00:20:13,350
I just wanted to let you know
that Dwight's gonna be okay.
457
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:16,302
The doctor said there's a really
simple treatment for a concussion,
458
00:20:16,358 --> 00:20:18,431
so he'll probably even be back
at work tomorrow.
459
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,521
Okay.
460
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,020
I just, uh, thought you'd
wanna know that.
461
00:20:27,358 --> 00:20:30,200
Okay, Mr. Schrute, inhale
with me on three.
462
00:20:30,575 --> 00:20:31,580
One,
463
00:20:31,685 --> 00:20:32,452
two...
464
00:20:32,596 --> 00:20:33,511
Sir,
465
00:20:33,617 --> 00:20:35,150
Sir, stop that. Stop...
466
00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:36,902
Stop that.