1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,444 --> 00:00:03,197 So, I'm happy to be here. 2 00:00:03,719 --> 00:00:05,232 It's very nice to see all of you. 3 00:00:05,888 --> 00:00:07,068 You're all looking well. 4 00:00:07,223 --> 00:00:08,980 Today's a Women in the Workplace thing. 5 00:00:09,725 --> 00:00:12,568 Jan's coming in from corporate, to talk to all the women about... 6 00:00:15,220 --> 00:00:16,507 I don't really know what. 7 00:00:16,704 --> 00:00:18,003 But, Michael's not allowed in. 8 00:00:18,494 --> 00:00:20,055 She said that about five times. 9 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:23,482 Women today, though we have the same options as men, 10 00:00:24,017 --> 00:00:27,250 we often face a very different set of obstacles... 11 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:28,902 In getting there, so... 12 00:00:29,241 --> 00:00:30,927 - Hey, what's going on ? - Michael, I... 13 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,277 Yeah, you know what ? I just... 14 00:00:32,329 --> 00:00:34,823 I just have a few things I wanna say. 15 00:00:35,746 --> 00:00:37,772 - What are you doing ? - Just hear me out. 16 00:00:38,658 --> 00:00:40,701 What is more important than quality ? 17 00:00:40,977 --> 00:00:41,973 Equality. 18 00:00:42,036 --> 00:00:44,600 Now, studies show that today's woman, 19 00:00:44,656 --> 00:00:47,811 the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her, is at a crossroads. 20 00:00:48,056 --> 00:00:49,970 - Michael... - And, no, just... 21 00:00:50,198 --> 00:00:51,942 You have come a long way, baby. 22 00:00:52,067 --> 00:00:54,700 But, I just wanna keep it within reason. 23 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,000 - They did this up in Albany. - You are not allowed, 24 00:00:57,047 --> 00:00:58,531 - in this session. - And they... 25 00:00:58,656 --> 00:01:00,411 Into a lactation room, which is disgusting. 26 00:01:00,497 --> 00:01:02,442 Now you're really not allowed in this session. 27 00:01:02,546 --> 00:01:04,792 - I'm their boss, so I feel like... - I'm your boss. 28 00:01:10,277 --> 00:01:12,340 - Anybody want any coffee ? - We're fine, Michael. 29 00:01:12,416 --> 00:01:13,743 We just need you to leave please. 30 00:01:13,796 --> 00:01:15,290 Women in the Workplace. 31 00:01:15,845 --> 00:01:19,551 Yeah, translation, I have been banned from my own conference room. 32 00:01:19,616 --> 00:01:21,583 So that Jan can talk in secret to all the girls. 33 00:01:21,705 --> 00:01:24,032 Oh, sorry, "Women of the Workplace." 34 00:01:24,146 --> 00:01:25,323 About what ? I don't know. 35 00:01:25,466 --> 00:01:27,561 Clothes, me... 36 00:01:29,525 --> 00:01:32,180 Ladies, I am so, so sorry. 37 00:01:32,398 --> 00:01:34,233 Can we... start again ? 38 00:01:34,438 --> 00:01:36,342 - We were on such a roll. I really, - Jan. 39 00:01:36,437 --> 00:01:38,330 - apologize for that. - Yes, Pam. 40 00:01:38,596 --> 00:01:40,460 - Michael's still at the door. - Michael! 41 00:02:01,675 --> 00:02:04,222 Season 2 Episode 15 "BOYS AND GIRLS" 44 00:02:09,906 --> 00:02:12,811 http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/ http://www.forom.com 45 00:02:12,946 --> 00:02:14,722 So, one obstacle is 46 00:02:14,856 --> 00:02:17,693 how assertiveness is perceived differently in men and women. 47 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,960 Men, who are assertive tend to be admired. 48 00:02:21,106 --> 00:02:22,993 They're called...anyone ? 49 00:02:23,976 --> 00:02:25,610 That's a terrible idea. 50 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:27,292 What is ? 51 00:02:27,418 --> 00:02:29,070 Them, in there all together. 52 00:02:29,346 --> 00:02:32,563 They stay in there too long, they're gonna get on the same cycle. 53 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:35,530 Wreak havoc on our plumbing. 54 00:02:37,208 --> 00:02:38,421 Everyone, guys. 55 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:40,142 Circle up, please. 56 00:02:40,468 --> 00:02:42,100 Come on over. Bring your chairs. 57 00:02:42,177 --> 00:02:43,912 Toby, come on over. 58 00:02:44,675 --> 00:02:47,023 You're a guy... too. Sort of. 59 00:02:47,817 --> 00:02:49,410 Let's do this. 60 00:02:49,487 --> 00:02:51,543 Well, first of all, I, 61 00:02:51,766 --> 00:02:53,841 just wanna warm up a little bit. Let's just clap. 62 00:02:53,945 --> 00:02:55,060 Let's just clap, ready ? 63 00:02:58,485 --> 00:02:59,710 That's what I'm talking about! 64 00:02:59,748 --> 00:03:01,631 I don't know what you're doing here, Michael. 65 00:03:01,676 --> 00:03:04,140 Just having a little "Guys in the Workplace" kind of thing. 66 00:03:04,498 --> 00:03:07,701 Why can't boys play with dolls ? 67 00:03:08,366 --> 00:03:10,612 Why does society, 68 00:03:10,798 --> 00:03:14,322 force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable ? 69 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:16,511 Can you please do this somewhere else, Michael ? 70 00:03:16,608 --> 00:03:19,081 We have no where else, Jan. This... 71 00:03:19,685 --> 00:03:21,050 We could do it in the warehouse. 72 00:03:21,177 --> 00:03:23,041 Dwigt. Excellent idea. Go to the warehouse. 73 00:03:23,185 --> 00:03:24,580 Fine. Actually... Perfect. 74 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:26,390 Perfect! You know what ? 75 00:03:26,515 --> 00:03:29,523 There is another side to this place, gentlemen. 76 00:03:29,757 --> 00:03:33,543 And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office. 77 00:03:33,627 --> 00:03:36,952 But do you realize that underneath us, there is another world. 78 00:03:37,366 --> 00:03:38,610 The warehouse world. 79 00:03:38,847 --> 00:03:43,662 A world that is teeming with sweat, and dirt and life. 80 00:03:44,635 --> 00:03:45,662 Life. 81 00:03:46,045 --> 00:03:47,740 The bowels of the office. 82 00:03:47,866 --> 00:03:51,860 These guys are down there. They are real men doing real man's work. 83 00:03:51,938 --> 00:03:55,161 We are going to learn how a warehouse works. 84 00:03:58,055 --> 00:03:59,960 I think this is gonna work out great. 85 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:03,822 Because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job. 86 00:04:03,906 --> 00:04:06,273 And I haven't been there in months. 87 00:04:29,595 --> 00:04:32,730 Remember on "Lost", when they met the Others ? 88 00:04:35,325 --> 00:04:37,902 I'm so sorry about that. 89 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:41,292 So where are we ? Pam, are you okay taking notes then ? 90 00:04:42,217 --> 00:04:44,400 Please ? Thank you very much. 91 00:04:44,596 --> 00:04:46,242 So let's meet the warehouse ! 92 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:48,660 Let's get some shots. 93 00:04:48,836 --> 00:04:50,943 Pan around there. 94 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:53,991 This is Darryl, one of our warehouse staff. 95 00:04:54,236 --> 00:04:58,160 - Darryl, what is your biggest fear ? - My biggest fear is that someone will 96 00:04:58,247 --> 00:05:00,560 distract us from getting all the shipments out on time. 97 00:05:00,687 --> 00:05:04,202 Darryl is actually the foreman here, and not Roy. Which is cool. 98 00:05:04,677 --> 00:05:06,663 There's Roy, ridin' the big rig! 99 00:05:07,066 --> 00:05:10,881 so Roy is actually going to be marrying Pam sometime this summer. 100 00:05:11,225 --> 00:05:14,751 And, uh, she's our receptionist. Sort of a BrAngelina thing. 101 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,123 Why ? 102 00:05:16,396 --> 00:05:19,603 BrAngelina is the Brad Pitt and Angelina. 103 00:05:19,808 --> 00:05:22,541 - I don't understand. - Roy, Roy and Pam. It's a Ram. 104 00:05:22,848 --> 00:05:24,140 It's a Ram thing. 105 00:05:24,296 --> 00:05:27,353 I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. 106 00:05:27,966 --> 00:05:30,362 I bet he'll try to beat you up. 107 00:05:30,606 --> 00:05:32,480 Thanks for the heads-up, Kev. 108 00:05:32,628 --> 00:05:34,500 I got your back if he does. 109 00:05:38,145 --> 00:05:39,430 But try to stay out of it. 110 00:05:40,657 --> 00:05:43,053 Just in case there's somebody down here who shouldn't be. 111 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,500 A little "Good Will Hunting" situation. 112 00:05:45,597 --> 00:05:47,091 All right, troops. 113 00:05:47,266 --> 00:05:50,773 This is an important day. A big day. 114 00:05:50,888 --> 00:05:55,542 Now, you may look around and see two groups here. 115 00:05:56,917 --> 00:05:58,231 White-collar, blue-collar. 116 00:05:58,355 --> 00:06:01,240 But I don't see it that way. And you know why not ? 117 00:06:01,635 --> 00:06:04,162 Because I am collar-blind. 118 00:06:05,778 --> 00:06:07,713 Why don't we go around the table and all say 119 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:09,463 something that we know we're good at. 120 00:06:09,546 --> 00:06:12,263 I will start. I am good at public speaking. 121 00:06:13,197 --> 00:06:16,842 Hi, I'm Meredith, and I'm an al Good at supplier relations. 122 00:06:17,286 --> 00:06:18,611 Great. Phyllis. 123 00:06:19,397 --> 00:06:23,411 I'm good at computer stuff. E-mails, spreadsheets, all that. 124 00:06:23,657 --> 00:06:25,120 Really ? 125 00:06:25,248 --> 00:06:27,961 - I don't know. I thought that... - No, okay, stop. 126 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:31,212 You know, I've seen some of your spreadsheets. And I almost always... 127 00:06:31,296 --> 00:06:33,620 I don't know how I fit in with these women. 128 00:06:34,397 --> 00:06:35,342 Here. 129 00:06:35,598 --> 00:06:37,081 Or with Jan. 130 00:06:37,748 --> 00:06:40,193 I mean, we get along great. Fine. 131 00:06:41,825 --> 00:06:45,253 I guess the person I have the most in common with is. 132 00:06:46,167 --> 00:06:47,243 Jim. 133 00:06:47,687 --> 00:06:49,100 Halpert. 134 00:06:50,006 --> 00:06:52,871 Heard there's a rumor going around about, you know 135 00:06:53,095 --> 00:06:54,973 you used to have a crush on Pam and... 136 00:06:55,067 --> 00:06:56,801 - Oh, no, no, no. - No, no. It's cool. 137 00:06:56,908 --> 00:06:59,340 'Cause I know you're a good guy, and I know that that crush 138 00:06:59,495 --> 00:07:03,012 ended a long time ago, so, you know. We're cool, right ? 139 00:07:04,086 --> 00:07:06,240 Yeah. No, yeah, definitely. 140 00:07:06,368 --> 00:07:08,391 You know, it's great with me, 'cause that way... 141 00:07:08,426 --> 00:07:11,222 I'm glad she has a friend at work she can get through the day with. 142 00:07:11,267 --> 00:07:14,033 That way she's not all, "Bah, bah," you know, when she gets home. 143 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:17,340 - I like talking to her too. - So, we're cool, right ? 144 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:20,092 - Yes, yeah. - Good. All right. 145 00:07:20,201 --> 00:07:22,457 - Cool, man. - Sweet. 146 00:07:29,634 --> 00:07:31,987 Hey, Mike, look. How about we go upstairs, too ? 147 00:07:32,099 --> 00:07:34,222 - Learn how an office works. - Oh, well... 148 00:07:34,338 --> 00:07:36,072 We can both switch places for the day. 149 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:39,340 Yeah, you know what ? I don't, you're... 150 00:07:39,495 --> 00:07:40,932 My job sucks compared to this. 151 00:07:41,005 --> 00:07:42,991 I don't think you'd like it up there. Guys ! 152 00:07:43,116 --> 00:07:45,550 You wanna start unloading the truck ? 153 00:07:46,698 --> 00:07:48,353 Okay, let's go. 154 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:49,921 Step up. 155 00:07:50,055 --> 00:07:52,512 Check this out. Look at that. 156 00:07:52,668 --> 00:07:53,933 Look at that. 157 00:07:54,227 --> 00:07:56,672 "Hello, how are"... O-kay. 158 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:00,891 That's great. 159 00:08:00,957 --> 00:08:02,911 That is good stuff. 160 00:08:03,155 --> 00:08:06,351 In five years, I'd like to be, five years sober. 161 00:08:07,275 --> 00:08:09,033 That is an excellent goal. 162 00:08:09,257 --> 00:08:10,543 Four and a half. 163 00:08:10,917 --> 00:08:13,722 I'll tell you one thing. I am not going to be one of those women 164 00:08:13,848 --> 00:08:15,772 schlepping her kids around in a minivan. 165 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,401 Great. 166 00:08:17,567 --> 00:08:20,032 I want an SUV with three rows of seats. 167 00:08:21,688 --> 00:08:24,331 Well, I'll be honest. One of the goals of these women seminars 168 00:08:24,436 --> 00:08:27,222 is to feel out if there's any standouts. Women who could be valuable 169 00:08:27,308 --> 00:08:29,552 addition to our corporate life. 170 00:08:33,147 --> 00:08:34,633 Michael wants us to bond. 171 00:08:34,758 --> 00:08:36,830 So we need topics for conversation. 172 00:08:36,978 --> 00:08:38,950 - Ponies. - No. 173 00:08:39,075 --> 00:08:40,442 How about rainbows ? 174 00:08:40,566 --> 00:08:42,513 - No. - Flowers. 175 00:08:42,868 --> 00:08:44,013 - No. - Make-up. 176 00:08:44,108 --> 00:08:45,780 Hey. You're gonna hurt yourself. 177 00:08:45,927 --> 00:08:48,072 - Stand clear. - Mike, get off of the lift, please. 178 00:08:48,178 --> 00:08:50,243 - I'm fine, I'm fine. I m' fine - Come on, now. 179 00:08:50,938 --> 00:08:53,571 Would you...look. Michael. 180 00:08:59,566 --> 00:09:01,051 We'll get somebody to clean that up. 181 00:09:01,146 --> 00:09:03,591 We're da ones that gotta clean that up ! 182 00:09:03,867 --> 00:09:05,692 Damn it, Michael ! 183 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,750 We have to have this thing serviced. 184 00:09:07,975 --> 00:09:10,192 So, guys gripe session. 185 00:09:10,366 --> 00:09:11,510 Here we are. 186 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:15,351 Now, we definitely live in different worlds, 187 00:09:15,746 --> 00:09:17,471 but we have a lot in common. 188 00:09:17,846 --> 00:09:20,753 We even like the same girls, some of us. 189 00:09:21,355 --> 00:09:22,653 And that's gonna happen. 190 00:09:22,825 --> 00:09:24,800 You know, we're guys. So... 191 00:09:24,988 --> 00:09:26,823 Hey... do you want me to go ? 192 00:09:27,685 --> 00:09:30,191 No... why would I... you could. 193 00:09:30,635 --> 00:09:32,930 - I'll go. - Stay, or... 194 00:09:33,717 --> 00:09:36,033 And a big, walk-in closet. 195 00:09:36,105 --> 00:09:38,781 - That's part of my dream too. - Oh, me too. 196 00:09:38,938 --> 00:09:40,453 Great. Great. 197 00:09:41,258 --> 00:09:44,172 And, Pam, what about you ? What is your dream ? 198 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:45,442 Well, 199 00:09:46,005 --> 00:09:49,010 I always dreamed of a house with a terrace upstairs. 200 00:09:49,185 --> 00:09:51,090 Plant flowers on it, stuff like that. 201 00:09:51,518 --> 00:09:53,462 Since I was a girl. 202 00:09:54,906 --> 00:09:57,860 More seriously, though, a husband that I love. 203 00:09:58,816 --> 00:09:59,901 Roy. 204 00:10:00,378 --> 00:10:02,910 And... I love to draw. 205 00:10:03,615 --> 00:10:06,420 And I, I did a little in college. And I'd still love to do something, 206 00:10:06,526 --> 00:10:08,972 where I could work with art or graphic design in some way. 207 00:10:09,097 --> 00:10:10,120 She's real good. 208 00:10:10,196 --> 00:10:14,911 You know, the company is offering a design training program in New York. 209 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,920 I have a job right now. So I can't really take time off. 210 00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:20,812 It's, it's only on weekends. And then a few weeks in New York 211 00:10:20,895 --> 00:10:24,071 But I'm sure that I could ask corporate to help you out. 212 00:10:24,155 --> 00:10:26,252 It's just that the weekends aren't good because... 213 00:10:26,388 --> 00:10:29,551 There's always a million reasons not to do something. 214 00:10:33,306 --> 00:10:35,071 Let's start with the warehouse. 215 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:37,002 What bothers you as guys ? 216 00:10:37,108 --> 00:10:39,290 - You know ? - My priority is safety. 217 00:10:39,408 --> 00:10:39,742 Okay. 218 00:10:39,895 --> 00:10:43,182 So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here speeding around on a lift, 219 00:10:43,306 --> 00:10:46,481 playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin, okay ? 220 00:10:47,976 --> 00:10:49,591 - Don't-don't shush me. - No, I... 221 00:10:49,705 --> 00:10:51,343 - That was just - That bothers me too. 222 00:10:51,437 --> 00:10:54,230 - Pam shushes me, it drives me crazy. - I hate shushing, you know ? 223 00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:59,341 That's the thing. What, okay. What is our... beef as human men. 224 00:10:59,578 --> 00:11:01,552 You know, that's a good question, Hasselhoff. 225 00:11:04,548 --> 00:11:06,521 - Okay. All right. - What bugs us ? 226 00:11:06,598 --> 00:11:08,603 Good. Guys raggin' on each other. 227 00:11:08,858 --> 00:11:11,692 That's what guys do. And we love it. 228 00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:15,270 ll right, let's talk about... clothing. 229 00:11:16,136 --> 00:11:19,262 I'm excited about today. I love girl talk. 230 00:11:19,988 --> 00:11:22,910 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 231 00:11:23,318 --> 00:11:26,081 You can use your clothing to send a message about your ambitions 232 00:11:26,215 --> 00:11:29,961 by wearing clothes that reflect what you aspire to be. 233 00:11:30,035 --> 00:11:32,061 I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. 234 00:11:32,198 --> 00:11:35,221 I'm a professional woman. The head of accounting. 235 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,011 I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. 236 00:11:38,218 --> 00:11:41,260 I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. 237 00:11:41,497 --> 00:11:45,031 And apparently... judging from her outfit... 238 00:11:45,186 --> 00:11:47,953 Jan aspires to be a whore. 239 00:11:48,465 --> 00:11:50,883 I hate it when girls insist on taking them out 240 00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:54,063 to new restaurants every weekend night, and then they're like, 241 00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:56,012 "When are we gonna go on a date date ?" 242 00:11:56,496 --> 00:11:57,950 Exactly ! 243 00:11:58,077 --> 00:11:59,191 That's so hard. 244 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:02,303 Yeah, and then they make you drive 'em to church the next morning. 245 00:12:02,408 --> 00:12:04,431 Like, gas ain't free ! 246 00:12:05,915 --> 00:12:08,461 Yeah, on our salaries, man, what do they expect, you know ? 247 00:12:08,506 --> 00:12:10,922 What, "take us out every weekend" ? You know what I mean ? 248 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:13,203 - We're not millionaires. No you don't. - I feel you. 249 00:12:13,256 --> 00:12:15,733 You don't feel us. How can you ? You-you know what ? 250 00:12:15,866 --> 00:12:17,631 - Not literally. - You say we're the same, 251 00:12:17,715 --> 00:12:19,870 but we get compensated very differently. 252 00:12:19,915 --> 00:12:21,581 - Yes. - We work the same hours as you, 253 00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,252 And you just said we work a lot harder. 254 00:12:23,337 --> 00:12:26,671 - Uh, you do, so... - But we get paid a lot less. 255 00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,742 - Word. - Like, next to no benefits. 256 00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:30,840 I know. God, what is that ?! 257 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,970 - Exactly! - It blows, it blows, man! 258 00:12:33,048 --> 00:12:35,581 You know, this would not happen if we had a union. 259 00:12:35,716 --> 00:12:37,681 - That's what I'm talking about. - Yeah, no. 260 00:12:37,766 --> 00:12:40,052 - Absolutely, that's what we need. - Man, see. 261 00:12:40,195 --> 00:12:41,682 That's what I been sayin', man. 262 00:12:41,815 --> 00:12:43,191 We need to do this finally. 263 00:12:43,666 --> 00:12:46,953 Is that necessary ? 'Cause you already sort of have a union of guys. 264 00:12:47,205 --> 00:12:49,950 It's more than necessary, Mike. We need this 265 00:12:50,097 --> 00:12:53,022 Roy, you still have that card from the dock workers union ? 266 00:12:53,096 --> 00:12:55,793 - In my truck. - Man, hook him up. Come on, man ! 267 00:12:56,405 --> 00:12:59,581 Yeah. You know what, I think the problem is the chicks. 268 00:12:59,815 --> 00:13:01,891 - Union, yeah ! - The problem is the chicks. 269 00:13:02,077 --> 00:13:04,611 And you gotta blame them. 270 00:13:05,748 --> 00:13:07,870 Are you with us, Mike ? 271 00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,313 Welcome to the warehouse. 272 00:13:14,946 --> 00:13:18,620 Another issue is inequality of pay between men and women. 273 00:13:18,945 --> 00:13:21,460 I'm sure that all of you have delt with that before. 274 00:13:21,688 --> 00:13:23,921 This is important. Ladies, take a breather. 275 00:13:24,756 --> 00:13:28,822 Jan... I, wanted... 276 00:13:29,057 --> 00:13:30,950 Can I help you ? 277 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:37,003 I wanted to say that the guys downstairs are thinking about forming a union. 278 00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:39,552 - What ? A union. I'm not. - And they have some good points. 279 00:13:39,608 --> 00:13:42,432 Part of my job is knowing how to talk to women. 280 00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:45,541 Let's... be... rational... here. 281 00:13:46,335 --> 00:13:47,903 What are the pros, what are the cons ? 282 00:13:47,947 --> 00:13:50,680 The cons are that everyone will lose their job, Micheal. Everyone. 283 00:13:50,807 --> 00:13:53,062 Office, warehouse. 284 00:13:53,225 --> 00:13:56,990 What do you think the... pros... are... here ? 285 00:13:57,177 --> 00:13:59,893 Don't talk to me that way, please. Just... 286 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,400 They're gonna wanna hear this from you. 287 00:14:02,477 --> 00:14:04,143 You got yourself into this, Michael, so 288 00:14:04,576 --> 00:14:06,961 - Well, we're bonding down there. - It's too bad. 289 00:14:07,037 --> 00:14:10,232 I just don't wanna have to tell them something they're not gonna wanna hear ! 290 00:14:10,338 --> 00:14:12,193 Come on, Jan. After all we've been through. 291 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,950 - Michael, Michael. - We have a history. 292 00:14:14,077 --> 00:14:16,103 - Michael. - We have a history. Between us. 293 00:14:16,178 --> 00:14:21,312 Don't say another word. Get... yourself...downstairs. 294 00:14:21,715 --> 00:14:24,791 I'm just saying that we have something... okay, whatever. 295 00:14:26,747 --> 00:14:28,252 You know what ? 296 00:14:28,427 --> 00:14:31,592 We could get this done a lot quicker if we formed a type of assembly line. 297 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:35,411 This here is a run-out-the-clock situation. 298 00:14:35,597 --> 00:14:37,641 Just like upstairs. 299 00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:41,201 Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out 300 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,002 of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly, 301 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:47,121 but many women ask to go over it. So... fumble means... 302 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,672 - Mistake. - Slip. 303 00:14:48,767 --> 00:14:49,560 Right. 304 00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:53,292 Par for the course is a golf term, it means right on track. 305 00:14:54,265 --> 00:14:58,932 Below par means worse. Wait. That's doesn't make sense. 306 00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:00,621 What about second base ? 307 00:15:00,685 --> 00:15:04,010 Like if Michael said he got to second base with you ? 308 00:15:04,235 --> 00:15:06,702 - Does that mean he closed the deal ? - Excuse me ? 309 00:15:06,877 --> 00:15:09,901 - I mean, that's a baseball term, right ? - I don't know what. 310 00:15:09,985 --> 00:15:13,191 Michael was... talking about 311 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,081 - Hey. - Hey! 312 00:15:23,495 --> 00:15:24,731 How's it going down there ? 313 00:15:24,828 --> 00:15:28,310 It's a complete. Well, actually it's exactly what you'd expect, so... 314 00:15:28,676 --> 00:15:30,293 - How are the girls ? - Good. 315 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,863 We watched a video about our changing bodies. 316 00:15:33,086 --> 00:15:35,533 - Did you really ? - No. 317 00:15:35,678 --> 00:15:36,850 Almost. 318 00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:42,512 Something kind of cool. There's this internship in graphic design 319 00:15:42,628 --> 00:15:46,652 that Jan was telling us about. She made it sound, like, really great. 320 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,952 Nice. Well, what's it all about ? 321 00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:51,833 I think you should do it. That's great! 322 00:15:52,757 --> 00:15:54,192 It's really cool. 323 00:15:54,335 --> 00:15:57,753 Cold front comin' in to the warehouse ! 324 00:15:59,295 --> 00:16:01,241 Better put on your ski boots ! 325 00:16:05,828 --> 00:16:08,133 Happy New Year Darryl ! 326 00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:11,620 Hey, Darryl! 327 00:16:12,148 --> 00:16:14,452 You ever done this ? 328 00:16:16,548 --> 00:16:17,782 Are you married ? 329 00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:20,602 - I'm divorced. - That must have been hard. 330 00:16:20,695 --> 00:16:21,822 It was. Yes. 331 00:16:21,845 --> 00:16:24,311 You were probably feeling really depressed and sad. 332 00:16:24,497 --> 00:16:26,803 And that's why you did that thing with Michael. 333 00:16:26,835 --> 00:16:29,653 I think you should all spend a little more time about your careers 334 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,700 and less time on personal stuff. 335 00:16:31,786 --> 00:16:34,131 I think we're all okay with the balance we've struck. 336 00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:36,780 At least you don't have kids. You have no kids, right ? 337 00:16:36,937 --> 00:16:38,060 - Thank God. - Okay 338 00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:40,602 Let's take five. I think we could all use five. 339 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,733 How can someone so beautiful be so sad ? 340 00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:50,941 - Hi. - Did you take care of the situation ? 341 00:16:51,107 --> 00:16:52,930 Yeah, yeah. Yes. 342 00:16:53,256 --> 00:16:55,620 - I... I have... essentially - Excuse me. 343 00:16:55,955 --> 00:16:57,472 - Yes, I've taken... - Excuse me. 344 00:16:57,487 --> 00:17:00,280 I'm told that there's been some interest in forming a union. 345 00:17:00,388 --> 00:17:01,913 And that Michael supported it. 346 00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:03,531 Obviously he's not a friend of yours, 347 00:17:03,635 --> 00:17:06,172 because he didn't tell you the facts So let me. 348 00:17:06,307 --> 00:17:09,050 If there is even a whiff of unionizing in this branch, 349 00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:11,882 I can guarantee you the branch will be shut down like that. 350 00:17:12,037 --> 00:17:15,080 They unionized in Pittsfield, and we all know what happened in Pittsfield. 351 00:17:15,218 --> 00:17:17,721 It will cost each of you a fortune in legal fees. 352 00:17:17,908 --> 00:17:20,931 Union dues, and that'll be nothing compared to the cost of losing your jobs. 353 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:24,762 So I would think long and hard before sacrificing your savings 354 00:17:24,818 --> 00:17:27,491 and your futures just to send a message. 355 00:17:27,995 --> 00:17:30,900 If you have any further questions, you can direct them to... 356 00:17:32,795 --> 00:17:34,230 to Michael. 357 00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:38,901 Dreams are just that. 358 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,942 They're dreams. They help get you through the day. 359 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,743 Like the thing about the terrace. It's nice. 360 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,183 But, um... 361 00:17:46,545 --> 00:17:49,593 I don't know. It was just something I read in this book when I was 12. 362 00:17:49,905 --> 00:17:53,960 The girl in the book has a terrace outside of her bedroom... 363 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:57,622 And she planted flowers on it. And I just loved that. 364 00:17:58,056 --> 00:18:00,241 Just always kind of stuck with me. 365 00:18:00,337 --> 00:18:02,600 So, you're not doing it. 366 00:18:04,087 --> 00:18:06,031 How did you know ? 367 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,460 Why not ? 368 00:18:07,485 --> 00:18:10,001 Just not... no big reason. 369 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,873 - Just a bunch of little reasons. - Come on. 370 00:18:13,647 --> 00:18:16,601 Roy's right. There's no guarantee it's gonna lead to anything anyway. 371 00:18:16,956 --> 00:18:18,692 Roy said that ? 372 00:18:19,905 --> 00:18:22,191 What ? You have something you wanna say ? 373 00:18:23,695 --> 00:18:27,162 You gotta take a chance on something sometime, Pam. 374 00:18:27,705 --> 00:18:30,231 I mean, do you wanna be a receptionist here, always ? 375 00:18:30,397 --> 00:18:33,062 Oh, excuse me! I'm fine with my choices. 376 00:18:34,445 --> 00:18:35,831 You are ? 377 00:18:36,175 --> 00:18:37,350 Yeah. 378 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,661 It's impractical. 379 00:18:39,765 --> 00:18:43,410 I'm not gonna... try to get a house like that. 380 00:18:43,928 --> 00:18:46,032 They don't even make houses like that in Scranton. 381 00:18:46,217 --> 00:18:48,513 So I'm never gonna... 382 00:18:55,545 --> 00:18:58,162 Just gonna push this over there! 383 00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:01,952 This is not a good idea right here. 384 00:19:04,135 --> 00:19:06,260 Easy does it, okay. 385 00:19:11,936 --> 00:19:13,420 Pizza. 386 00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:15,753 Great equalizer. 387 00:19:15,846 --> 00:19:18,333 Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. 388 00:19:18,465 --> 00:19:20,780 White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. 389 00:19:22,147 --> 00:19:24,020 Do black people like pizza ? 390 00:19:34,725 --> 00:19:35,772 Hey. 391 00:19:37,648 --> 00:19:39,872 Look guys, I'm sorry. 392 00:19:40,187 --> 00:19:43,343 Sometimes, Jan... can be such a bitch. 393 00:19:45,145 --> 00:19:48,673 Hey, watch it, watch it. We have a relationship. 394 00:19:49,168 --> 00:19:50,830 Thank you to our host. 395 00:19:51,005 --> 00:19:52,540 Hey Michael ! 396 00:19:52,798 --> 00:19:55,003 This ain't over. 397 00:20:02,907 --> 00:20:03,900 Excellent. 398 00:20:03,977 --> 00:20:07,702 Is it good to be back ? Yeah. I mean, I love the guy stuff, But... 399 00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:10,013 To run an office, you need men and women. 400 00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:12,932 You know why ? Because you need to have 401 00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:16,162 that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting. 402 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,733 Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam. 403 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,260 Hold please.