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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO

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Let's think this through.

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If we ask corporate for that, then...

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They are either gonna say yes... or no.

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Could go either way.

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We don't know what
they are going to say.

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- Think it through !
- Have to think it through.

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Because if they say no...

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Can we not ?

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No, yes we have to.
You know why ?

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Cause I don't like to be
cooped up in that office.

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In that box all day long.
Heisman !

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Because I need to think. Okay, Jim ?

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Oh, Kevin !

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Nice catch.

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Oscar !

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Intercepted. Right here. 

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- Right or the left.
- Give it to me.

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Phyllis, give me the ball.
Okay, give me the ball.

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You guys...Creed. Give me the ball.
Right now.

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- Give it to me.
- Ryan.

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Fumble ! Yeah !

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All right, hey, Dwight !

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- You all right, Ryan ?
-  Yeah.

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Pam !

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Episode 217 - Season 2
DWIGHT'S SPEECH

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Script: Nikki (twiztv.com)
Synchronisation: Catch-22 Team

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http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/
www.forom.com

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They're having a sale on TiVo.

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Maybe I should get a TiVo.

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DVD burner.
Maybe I should get one of those.

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You are so lucky, Jim.

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You are so lucky you
don't have this problem.

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What was the ninth place prize again ?

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A loaf of bread ?

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Cojino's pizza.

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Great. Tasty terrific pizza.

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Question, do their pizza play DVDs ?

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<i>Dwight was the top salesman
of the year at our company.</i>

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He wins a little prize money and
gets honored at some convention

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It is literally the highest possible
honor that a Northeastern, Pennsylvania;

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based, mid-sized, paper company,
regional salesman, can attain. So...

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- Do you need a tissue ?
- I heard that you got a wedding dress.

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- Do you have pictures ?
-Yeah. I'll show 'em to you later.

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I should get back.

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- Talk to you guys later.
- Okay, cool.

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I have a ton of stuff
to do for the wedding.

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And I have to do it in the office.

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And that can be kind of awkward.

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Just because people, can get all
weird about wedding stuff.

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I just don't want to offend...

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Angela. Or someone.

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- That's what she said.
- I don't get it.

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Grapes, seductive.

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So, you ready for the big
speech this afternoon ?

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Well, it's not really a big speech.
You're still coming, right ?

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Abso-fruitly.

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Fruit, grapes. Nailed the joke.
Matter of time.

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And yes, it is a big speech.
Biggest of your life.

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Speaker at the sales convention.

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Been there, done that.
Went there again, did it again.

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Two years in a row. Consecutive.

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I just I miss the feeling of knowing
that you did a good job.

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Because somebody
gives you proof of it.

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<i>Sir, you're awesome.
Here's a plaque.</i>

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<i>What, a whole year has gone by,
and you need more proof ?</i>

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<i>Here's a certificate.</i>

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They stopped making
plaques that year.

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What if I give a really
long extended thank you ?

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For instance, thank you, Mr. Blank.

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- Thank you, very, very...
- That would look terrible.

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These are mostly salesmen, and
salesmen expect to be entertained.

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And you are the main act.

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When I was in the sixth grade, I was a
finalist in our school spelling bee.

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It was me against Raj Patel.

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And I misspelled,
in front of the entire school.

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The word "failure".

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I can't do this.

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That's because you're
incapable of doing it.

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Because you don't know how.
Because you have no skills.

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Dwight, there's no way
I can possibly teach you,

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you need to know about
public speaking by speech time.

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Okay.

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But, I can teach you enough so that
you don't embarrass me or the company.

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Okay, deal. I'll do whatever you say.
No questions asked.

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Well, if you have a question,
you should ask me.

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I'll try to think of one...

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Don't-don't try to think of
a question to humor me.

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Just try not to be such an idiot.

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Is that an insult or is that part
of the public speaking advice ?

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Insult.

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<i>Mom, I'm sorry. I know you and dad
are chipping in for the wedding.</i>

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But I do not want
orange invitations.

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Yes.

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<i>Well, if you really want...</i>

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Hi, yeah, can I talk to one
of your travel agents ?

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I'm gonna take a trip.

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I'm gonna get out of town for a while.

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And go someplace...

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Not here.

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Where do I want to go ?

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That is an excellent question.

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<i>And one I probably should have
thought about before I called you.</i>

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<i>I get here early every morning
so I can set the thermostat.</i>

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I like it a little cooler,
around 66 degrees.

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I'm more productive.

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<i>Maybe some people don't
like it as cold as I do.</i>

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But I don't care.

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But seriously, what's the difference
between a salesman and a saleswoman ?

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- A saleswoman has a vagina.
- It's a joke, Dwight.

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- It's not a sex ed class.
- But I'm right.

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Yeah, you're right about the difference
between a man and a woman.

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But not about the punchline
to the joke, all right ?

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The difference between a salesman
and a saleswoman is boobs.

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Hey, do you remember
the speeches that you gave ?

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I do. Both of them.

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- Could I have a copy of one of them?
- No, no, they would remember.

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Look, it doesn't matter what you say.

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it just matters that you're saying
something that people care about.

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Yeah? All right, here we go.
Watch this.

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Attention everybody !
Attention please.

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I have some very great
news from corporate.

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We had a wonderful quarter,
and as a result,

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all of you are getting
bonuses for $1,000.

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- Yeah !
- Congratulations.

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You see that ?

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You see how they responded to me ?
In that moment, I had them.

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- That is so great about the bonus !
- No, no. It's not true.

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I was just talking.
So, just go out there and say anything.

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They'll eat it up,
they're a great audience.

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Go ahead, get the wallpaper.
Wallpaper the ceiling if you want.

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Excuse me ?
May I have your attention please ?

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There has been an accident on 84 West.

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Cars have skidded off the
road into the safety railing.

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Several cars have flipped.
There is broken glass everywhere.

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Several people are injured.

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Do we know anyone who
was injured in the accident ?

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Brad Pitt.

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Also, there will be no bonuses.

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- Why would this affect our bonuses ?
- They're unrelated.

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Is Brad okay ?

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He will never act again.

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Also, this branch is closing.

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What the hell is going on here ?

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- Are we out of jobs ?
- Yes.

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This is karma for what he
did to Jennifer Anniston.

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He's kidding. Dwight was kidding.

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And I don't know why
because it wasn't funny.

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And it was just horrible.

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- Michael ?
- Yeah ?

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You said we were getting bonuses.

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All right. Everybody in
the conference room now.

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Let's go ! Let's do it.

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<i>Cancel the wallpaper</i>

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As your leader and your friend,

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I sort of demand that you can
all speak in public as I can.

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And did, twice.

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You saw the plaque, right ?

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All right, we're all gonna go around the
room and we're going to make toasts.

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And that way we will overcome
or fear of public speaking.

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- You mean toastmasters ?
- Pam !

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I'm public speaking.
Stop public interrupting me.

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Actually, this would be good
practice for your wedding toast.

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Yeah, the bride doesn't really do,
have you ever been to a wedding ?

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- Can I go ?
- Yes

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Good. Jim taking the initiative.

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So, I am going on a trip.

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But I'm not really sure
where I'm going yet.

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It'a kinda open ended.

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So I was hoping maybe you guys
would have some suggestions.

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You should go to Hedonism.

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- What is that ?
- It's like Club Med.

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But everything is naked.

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I was thinking more like Europe.
Or something like that.

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But good second choice.

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Been to Amsterdam.

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Okay, you know what ?

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That's not a toast.
You're not standing up.

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- To Amsterdam.
-  When did you go there ?

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After my divorce.

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Really? For like, how long ?

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About a week or...maybe or month.

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- I can't
- Jimmy, listen to me

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You do not want to go
to Amsterdam, trust me.

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- Where do I wanna go ?
- I'd send you to Hong Kong.

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I'd like to say hi to
my friends in China.

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Wode Zhongguode Pengyou Nihao.

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Okay. Dwight.

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Show us what you have learned today.

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Good morning, Vietnam !

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Okay, you know what ?
This isn't working.

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Because, I'm not
nervous in front of them.

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- They're my subordinates.
- No, we're not.

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Yes, you are. I am the
assistant regional manager.

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- Which means absolutely nothing.
- Michael, can you explain ?

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- Well, it's mostly made up. So...

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Dwight is not going to
do a good job, it's sad.

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And they're expecting excellence
because I did do such a great job.

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Two years in a row I killed.
It was amazing.

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Confidence, Dwight !

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Dwight.

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If you could travel anywhere
in the world, where would you go ?

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I can travel anywhere, except Cuba.

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And I WILL travel to New Zealand.

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And walk the Lord of the
Rings trail to Mordor

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And then I will hike Mt. Doom.

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So, you know, just leave me alone.

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Okay, just trying to get
some advice on my trip.

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Oh please, you're not taking any trip.

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You know, I majored in
public speaking in college?

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You did ?

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And the first thing
that they teach you

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is that you've gotta
be true to yourself.

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And you are all about authority.

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Yes, I am.

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The great speakers throughout
history were not joke tellers.

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They were people of passion.

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So, if you wanna do well today,
you gotta do what they did.

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- Which is?
- You gotta wave your arms.

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And you've gotta pound your fists.
Many times.

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So as to emphasize your point.

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Okay, I didn't actually major
in public speaking.

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But I did download speeches from
some of history's famous dictators.

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Like this one.
Originally given by Benito Mussolini.

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Okay, look, I know you're giving
this speech on your own.

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But I wrote up a few talking
points for you to look at.

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- Hope you don't mind.
-  I'll glance at it.

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It's time, Dwight.
The grim reaper is here.

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The very best of luck to you, Dwight.

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Thank you, Angela.

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Why'd you pick the
VR for the reception ?

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Roy has a connection.
It's nicer than you think.

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You're inviting Jim ?

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Of course, he's one of
my closest friends.

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All right.

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Ready ? Here we go !

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Wow, it's a little bit bigger
than I remembered.

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Come on, we're down here in the front.

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I am just feeling under the weather.

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And, I think that I will
go home and rest.

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I've never ever seen
you take a sick day.

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Well, I've seen you take enough
for the both of us.

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Next, I'd like to introduce the
Dunder-Mifflin salesman of the year.

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Dwight Schrute !

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<i>Dwight, how we doing ?</i>

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- Okay, you know what ?
- Okay.

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You know what ? Okay. No, no problem.
You're lucky you have me,

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- I am going to cover for you.
All right !

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Good morning Vietnam !

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I am not Dwight Schrute.

252
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Not at all. I am Michael Scott.

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His mentor and boss.

254
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And until Dwight comes up,
if he ever does,

255
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I wanted to say a few words
about excellence.

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What makes a work
environment excellent ?

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Well, there are many things.

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I believe, that do such
a thing of that... nature.

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And one would be humor.

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What is the difference between
a salesman and a saleswoman ?

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I always set it at 69.

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Maybe we'll use a DJ.

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That's the one thing Roy's in
charge of for this wedding,

264
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but all he's managed
to do is set a date.

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Well, he did a great job.
June 10th is perfect.

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I want a June wedding.
I've always wanted one.

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Ryan, do you know when you
would want to get married ?

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Actually, I don't see
ever getting married.

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Ryan, you should be more sensitive.
It's obvious she likes you.

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- And comments like that, they just...
- I know what I said.

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I'm very sorry, I did not know that
you were wearing a hearing aid.

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And I just thought you were speaking...

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Abnormally.

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And now, the black guy from
the Police Academy movies.

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A robot.

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Michael Winslow. Anyone ?

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Car starting.

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All right, Dwight Schrute, everyone.

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Good luck.
That is a tough crowd.

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Blood alone moves
the wheels of history !

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Have you ever asked yourselves
in an hour of meditation,

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which everyone finds during the day,

283
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How long we have been
striving for greatness ?

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Not only the years we've been at war,
the war of work.

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But from the moment, as a child,

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when we realized that the
world could be conquered.

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It has been a lifetime struggle.

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A never-ending fight.

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I say to you, and you will understand,
that it is a privilege to fight !

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We are warriors !

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Salesmen of Northeastern
Pennsylvania, I ask you.

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Once more, rise and be worthy
of this historical hour.

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I got a time share on Key West
that might be available.

294
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Maybe, thanks.

295
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- You really think you're gonna go?
- Yeah, I'm definitely going.

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Nice, send me a postcard.

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Jim has worked at the same
place for five years.

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Jim eats the same ham and cheese
sandwich everyday for lunch.

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I don't know,
if I were a betting man,

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I'd say he will have a fun
weekend in Philadelphia.

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No revolution is worth anything
unless it can defend itself !

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<i>Some people will tell you
salesman is a bad word.</i>

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<i>They'll conjure up images
of used car dealers...</i>

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<i>...and door to door charlatans.</i>

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<i>This is our duty to change
their perception.</i>

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I say, salesmen...

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and women...of the world, unite.

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We must never acquiesce.

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For it is together !

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Together that we prevail !

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We must never concede control
of the motherland, for it is...

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Together that we prevail !

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Australia ?
I've always wanted to go there.

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I'm going.

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I'm a little nervous to run into Dwight
on his connecting flight to Mordor,

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But, other than that...,
Yeah, I bought the ticket.

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Non-refundable.

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That's awesome.
Where are you staying ?

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I don't know.

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I feel like I have plenty of time
to figure out the details, but.

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When are you leaving ?

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I'm leaving...on June 8th.

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00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:17,793
Yeah.

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And I'm really sorry about that.
I just...

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Yeah, that's too bad.

326
00:19:24,457 --> 00:19:25,463
Yeah.

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Do you want me to take
these on my way out ?

328
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It's okay, I got it.

329
00:19:33,635 --> 00:19:34,493
Alright.

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00:19:38,836 --> 00:19:40,582
Ok. Thanks.

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00:19:40,865 --> 00:19:43,910
- There you are. What happened ?
- I got thirsty. How it go ?

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It was amazing.
I wish you would have been there.

333
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,581
You would not believe
what happened here.

334
00:19:48,616 --> 00:19:50,491
What, did something happen ?

335
00:19:50,506 --> 00:19:52,610
This woman came in.

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00:19:52,868 --> 00:19:55,292
Sat down. Ordered a drink.

337
00:19:55,488 --> 00:19:58,263
The bartender asked for her ID,
which I thought was odd.

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00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,361
- Because I pegged her at, like, 35.
- Weird.

339
00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:01,321
Yeah, really weird.

340
00:20:01,378 --> 00:20:04,101
So, she's like, I don't have my ID.
Please, give me one.

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00:20:04,427 --> 00:20:07,200
And he's like, I can't do that.
I can't serve you.

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00:20:07,287 --> 00:20:08,811
- Con artist.
- She might have been.

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00:20:08,856 --> 00:20:11,233
So she says fine,
I will go to my room.

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00:20:11,365 --> 00:20:13,093
I will get my purse,
I will come back.

345
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:14,313
I'll show you my ID.

346
00:20:14,508 --> 00:20:15,833
She hasn't come back yet.

347
00:20:15,935 --> 00:20:18,770
She's probably in the room
drinking from the minibar.

348
00:20:19,317 --> 00:20:20,421
 Right ?

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00:20:21,436 --> 00:20:24,313
<i>Dwight gave a great speech.
That's the word on the street, anyway.</i>

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00:20:24,895 --> 00:20:28,673
<i>And I entertained Dwight to no
end with my bar story.</i>

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00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:30,951
<i>I captivated the guy...</i>

352
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who captivated 1 000 guys.

353
00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:37,183
Can you believe that ? 1 000 guys.