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I am actually looking forward to
take your daughter to work day.
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I am not great with kids.
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But I want to get better.
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Because I'm getting married.
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So I put out a bunch of
extra candy on my desk.
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So the kids will come talk to me.
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Like the witch in Hansel and Gretel.
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Bribery. Nice.
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I have more.
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It's Pam.
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Ms. Beesly if your nasty.
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- Oh.
- Janet Jackson.
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Hey, you having a wardrobe
malfunction.
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You can't be you can't be
nasty today.
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'Cause of the...
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Oh, God. Is that today ?
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I reminded you last night.
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Listen, I like kids.
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But this is not a kids environment.
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This is like HBO.
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No limits.
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Who knows what I'm gonna say ?
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Crazy stuff.
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And it is R rated.
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It is not rated G.
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I am like Eddie Murphy in Raw.
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And they are trying to make me into
Eddie Murphy in Daddy Daycare.
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Both great movies.
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But still.
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Well, I'll be in my office.
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Don't you think you should
say something ?
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- They're cool.
- Michael, I think that as the boss,
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- you should... you should really...
- Fine, fine, fine !
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Hi children !
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I'm Michael Scott.
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And I am in charge of this place.
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How do I make you understand ?
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I am like Superman.
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And the people who work here are
like citizens of Gotham City.
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- That's Batman.
- Okay,
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I'm Aquaman.
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I work with a bunch of nerds.
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Episode 18 - Season 2
TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY
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Synchronisation: Catch 22 team
Script: Nikki (twiztv.com)
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http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/
www.forom.com
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Hello, tiny one.
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Come on.
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You are the future.
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This is my file cabinet.
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This is the partition between
my desk and Angela's.
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Abby is my fiancee Stacy's daughter.
I think she'll have a good time.
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I just hope she doesn't
look on my computer.
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Actually, I'd better go check.
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Michael, you remember
my daughter Melissa.
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Oh, yes. Hello, how are you ?
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Good to see you.
Wow, you've really grown up.
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You know what ? Don't mind me saying so.
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She is turning into a stone cold fox.
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Better keep the frat boys away from her.
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- I'm in 8th grade.
- She's in middle school.
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Yeah, middle school's amazing.
It is extraordinary.
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An extraordinary time.
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It's not that children
make me uncomfortable.
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It's just that, why be a dad
when you can be a fun uncle ?
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I've never heard of anyone
rebelling against their fun uncle.
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They want how many spiral pads?
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Well, 50. I over ordered
because they had a back order.
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I got permission to
bring Jakey in to work.
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Which is great because,
he got suspended this week.
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And now I don't have
to pay for a sitter.
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Can you pull that down there ?
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Okay, tell 'em what you wanted to say.
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- Do you need any help ?
- No,
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Thanks.
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We'd have to explain everything.
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It's probably just easier
if we do it ourselves.
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All right, I wasn't expecting that.
Let's, go draw.
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Oh, my God. She is so cute,
I wanna die.
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Don't you just love kids, Angela ?
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I guess I wouldn't mind a
pair of small, well behaved boys.
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God, I cannot wait to get
pregnant and have babies.
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Kelly and I both agreed that
we would just have fun.
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And I'm learning that fun for Kelly is,
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getting married and having babies.
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Immediately.
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With me.
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Just compare last year's
orders with this year's.
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Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
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Yes.
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We...
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Yeah, they're very...
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They're different.
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Yeah, we can stick with last year's.
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We're just gonna have to
supplement it somehow.
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Hey, Abby !
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Do you wanna help me
shred some old documents ?
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It's actually pretty cool.
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No thanks.
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I only have one goal today
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To make one kid like me.
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Just one.
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What are you reading ?
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"From the Mixed up Files of
Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler."
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Best book.
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- Yeah, but I read it before.
- So have I.
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Hey, question.
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if you had to spend the night in the Met
Ior the aquarium which would it be ?
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- Definitely the aquarium.
- Definitely.
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Yes. Glad you said that.
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You don't want to help me
with some of my sales, do you ?
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'Cause I'm kinda swamped.
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- Sure.
- Really ?
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Yes.
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- And you're Abby, right ?
- Yes
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I'm Jim.
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And, let's sell some paper.
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- All right.
- Let's start with your mom.
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Yes. Well.
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We can...
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Hey, you know what ?
Can I call you back ?
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I'll call you right back. Yes, I promise
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Hello, can I help you ?
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You can pick that up if you want.
That's all right.
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Wanna bring it over..
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Here, I'll make some room.
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My name's Michael.
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- What's your name ?
- Sasha.
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Nice to meet you.
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Oh, you know what that is ?
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That is a train whistle.
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Like I'm the conductor.
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But I'm sort of the conductor
of the office here, right ?
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- You wanna try ?
- Sure.
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All aboard for sales !
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Next stop, Cook...
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Camonga !
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- You broke my hand.
- There is no way that hurt.
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Really ?
Cause she's pretty strong, Dwight.
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Little girl, come over here.
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Shake my hand.
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Come on, I don't have all day.
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I didn't feel anything. Nothing.
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You're so weak.
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Excuse me, these are expensive
collector's items. Okay ?
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- Do you have any computer games ?
- No.
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I don't have computer games
on my work computer.
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That would be inappropriate.
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Yeah, Meredith doesn't have
any either.
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- It's so lame here.
- You call your mom Meredith ?
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- That's very disrespectful.
- Whatever, okay ?
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You can refer to me as Mr. Schrute.
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That's your name ?
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- Mr. Poop?
- Shrute.
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- Mr. Shrute.
- Sure, Mr. Poop.
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Schrute.
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Are you Mother Goose ?
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I drink like, 100 iced Macchiatos a
day and practically nothing else.
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There's a really cool coffee place,
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Jitters, at the Steamtown Mall.
You ever been there ?
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- No.
- You've never been to Jitters ?
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Ryan, you are so dorky.
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Gimme your number
so I can text you.
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Come on.
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Can I have your e-mail address ?
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I just thought you should know.
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I think something a little
fishy is going on.
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- A little fishy ?
- Yeah.
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I've been noticing them all day.
And I was thinking...
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That little girl is a child !
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I don't wanna see you sniffing
around her anymore this afternoon !
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Do you understand ?
Boy, have you lost your mind ?
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- No, no.
- Cause I'll help you find it.
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Watcha looking for ? Ain't nobody
gonna help you out there.
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Jesus can come through that door,
and he's not gonna help you.
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If you don't stop sniffing
around my child.
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Stanley yelled at me today.
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That was one of the most
frightening experiences of my life.
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That was Greensleeves.
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A traditional English ballad about
the beheaded Anne Boleyn.
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And now, a very special treat.
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A book my granmutter used
to read me when I was a kid.
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This is a very special story
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It's called Struwwelpeter by
Heinrich Hoffmann from 1864.
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The great tall tailor always comes
to little girls that suck their thumbs.
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Are you listening, Sasha ? Right ?
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And ere they dream what he's about,
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he takes his great sharp scissors out
and then cuts their thumbs clean off.
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- Dwight, What the hell are you reading?
- There's a photo.
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These are cautionary tales for kids.
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- Yeah, you know what ? No...
- My granmutter used to read...
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They kids don't wanna
hear some weirdo book,
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that your Nazi war criminal
grandmother gave you.
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- What's a Nazi ?
- What's a Nazi ?
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Nazi was a facist movement in the 1930s.
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Don't, talk about Nazis in
front of... You know what ?
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They're gonna have nightmares.
Why don't you just shut it ?
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I was gonna teach the children
how to make corn husk dolls.
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Why don't you just leave ? Okay ?
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- Bye, Mr. Poop.
- All right
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There goes Mr. Poop. Now,
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- who likes Dane Cook?
- I do !
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Children cannot lie. They are innocent,
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and they speak the truth.
And out of the mouths of babes,
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Michael Scott is freakin' cool.
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You know, I never misbehaved
in front of my father.
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Because he was a very
strict disciplinarian.
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I can only hope my mate has
some of those same qualities.
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This is where the magic happens.
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Right over here, let me show you this.
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See all these ?
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You know what that is ?
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That's paper. This is where paper
comes from. Any questions ?
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So, you cut the paper
and dye it and stuff ?
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No, we don't actually cut the paper.
That's a good question.
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The paper is sent to us cut and
dyed from a paper manufacturer.
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And then we sell it to a business
for more than we pay for it.
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- That's not fair.
- No.
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- Yes it is.
- No, no.
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You need someone in
the middle to facilitate...
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- You're just the middle man.
- I'm not just the middle man.
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Wait, why doesn't the sawmill just
sell the paper directly to people ?
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You're describing Office Depot.
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And they're kind of running us
out of business.
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We have better service than they do.
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There's Creed ! Let's take a look
at what he's doing, everybody.
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This is Creed. And he is in charge of...
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Something, right ?
- That is correct.
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- Say hi to the kids.
- Hi kids.
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You ever seen a foot
with four toes ?
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- Cool !
- What are you doing ? Stop it, stop it.
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Just no, no, no. No !
Would you cut it out ?
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- What is your problem ?
- Well, the hair covers it up mostly.
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We're not gonna see the
four-toed Creed, okay ?
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You know, there's something interesting
about me that you might wanna know.
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I used to be the star of a kids show.
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- No way.
- It's true, I did.
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- You serious ? Really ?
- I am totally serious.
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There was a show called
Fundle Bundle, and I was the star.
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- That doesn't sound like a show.
- It's true. I can prove it.
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Watch this. Ryan,
can you come here a second ?
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I would like you to go to
my mother's house in Dixon City.
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And if she's at the pool, the back
kitchen window should be unlocked.
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- I want you to boost yourself up.
- All right.
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I want you to go down to
the basement.
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There is a tape
labeled Fundle Bundle.
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I want you to grab it.
I want you to get my guitar.
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- Right, okay.
- I want you to get a tambourine.
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Do you know how to
play the tambourine ?
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I'm already getting the
pizzas from Bernetti's, so...
252
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- You know, I can go with him.
- No ! I will go.
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Okay ! Thank you, Ryan
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Good attitude. Hottest in the office.
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All right, now what kind
of pizza do you like ?
256
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I don't get why parents are
always complaining about,
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how tuff it is to raise kids.
258
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You joke around with them.
You give 'em pizza
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You give 'em candy.
You let them live their lives.
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They're adults for God's sake.
261
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I am going to give you a little blast
from the past of Michael Gary Scott,
262
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when he was a child star.
263
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And a show that you might
remember called Fundle Bundle.
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Okay, without further ado, Ryan ?
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Bundle, are you
ready to come on in ?
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Let's have some fun !
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That is Miss Trudy. Can't tell from her
costume, but she had an amazing body.
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Okay, you can fast forward.
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And I want you.
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- Is that a real working windmill ?
- It's coming up. Stop ! Stop. Stop.
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Yes. That is Edward R. Meow.
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- That's pretty funny.
- Yeah.
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Hey, what's your name ?
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- My name's Chet.
- Well, hi Chet.
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- Is that Chet Montgomery ?
- I don't, I don't know.
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Yeah, that is !
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He's the meteorologist from channel 4.
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Checking in with Chet. Doppler 7.
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That guy's legit.
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What do you wanna
be when you grow up ?
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I wanna be on TV.
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And he is on TV now !
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Will everybody please shut up.
Please. So you don't miss it.
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Okay, next.
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- So, what's your name ?
- That's me, that's me.
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Hi Michael, I'm Ed. What's your
favorite subject at school ?
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- Recess.
- Recess.
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So, tell me, what do you
wanna be when you grow up ?
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I wanna be married
and have 100 kids.
290
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So I can have 100 friends.
291
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And no one can say
no to being my friend.
292
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Okay. Well, nice talking
with you, Michael.
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Back to you Ms. Trudy.
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Hi everyone, it's one
of my favorite...
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- Could have sworn there was...
- Did you get married ?
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- No.
- Why not ?
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It just never happened.
298
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So do you have any kids ?
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Nope.
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Do you have a girlfriend ?
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- I do okay.
- Was Chet Montgomery cool back then ?
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- Even I have a girlfriend.
- Okay. All right, okay.
303
00:14:37,985 --> 00:14:40,472
So you didn't get to
be what you wanted to be.
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I guess not.
305
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You know, I have a load of work to do.
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So I am going to grab a
slice of this delish pizza.
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And I'm gonna go do my work.
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Bye.
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He's not coming out.
He won't pick up the phone.
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I can't believe his mom dressed him
like that. That's the real tragedy.
311
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Pam, Pam ! I love this guy !
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So, Melissa, I met your
mom a couple times.
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She's so nice.
314
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Who, Terri ?
315
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That woman is not my mother.
316
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That is my step mother.
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Mr. Poop, I have to tell you something.
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Okay. But first, that's not my name.
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You're ugly.
320
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Well, at least I'm not
a horrible little latchkey kid
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who got suspended from school,
322
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so...
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Meredith !
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Yeah ?
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I think these belong to you.
326
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That's okay, she can keep those.
327
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Believe me, she has enough toys.
328
00:16:22,977 --> 00:16:25,253
She doesn't need your watch.
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Thank you.
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Is everything okay ?
331
00:16:34,358 --> 00:16:37,183
You have to ask me that because
you work for human resources.
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That's true.
333
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You know, sure,
playing the field is great.
334
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Don't get me wrong. But there's more
to life than notches on my bedpost.
335
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Tell me something honestly.
336
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Do you think, that it is too
late for me to have kids ?
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Well, you need a wife
first or at least a girlfriend.
338
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- What about...
-Not Jan.
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- Okay.
- You really wanna have kids,
340
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I guess you could somehow.
341
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Foster parent or something.
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Or biologically.
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Somehow.
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Thanks, that's...No, that really
means a lot to me.
345
00:17:22,588 --> 00:17:25,550
Hey, does Sasha have a godfather ?
Because...
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- Yes.
- O-kay.
347
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Is it okay if I take one ?
348
00:17:31,465 --> 00:17:32,852
- Sure.
-Thank you.
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You're welcome.
350
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Is your job hard ?
351
00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:39,402
It's not too bad.
352
00:17:39,706 --> 00:17:42,211
I get to shred things sometimes.
Do you wanna see ?
353
00:17:42,368 --> 00:17:44,003
- Yeah !
- Really ?
354
00:17:44,077 --> 00:17:45,990
- Yeah.
- Okay.
355
00:17:48,845 --> 00:17:52,130
Here it is.
Don't put your fingers in there.
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00:17:55,187 --> 00:17:56,933
- Cool ?
- Yeah.
357
00:17:58,358 --> 00:18:00,043
Yeah, I get to do this,
like, every week.
358
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:01,581
- That's so awesome.
- I know.
359
00:18:01,946 --> 00:18:03,841
Yes, it is true
360
00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:08,193
I, Michael Scott am signing up
with an online dating service.
361
00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:11,282
Thousands of people have done it,
and I'm going to do it.
362
00:18:11,665 --> 00:18:13,433
I need a user name.
363
00:18:13,585 --> 00:18:15,562
And I have a great one.
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00:18:20,748 --> 00:18:21,933
Little Kid Lover.
365
00:18:22,045 --> 00:18:25,453
That way, people will know exactly
where my priorities are at.
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00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:30,411
Go ahead.
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00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:33,440
Do you wanna come over
for dinner tonight ?
368
00:18:33,575 --> 00:18:35,912
Oh man, I would love to.
369
00:18:36,006 --> 00:18:38,370
I can't tonight, but can
I come over some other time ?
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00:18:38,756 --> 00:18:41,362
What are you doing ?
You never have plans.
371
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,690
Thanks, Kev.
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00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:46,351
- I'm actually going on a date.
- Nice.
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00:18:47,618 --> 00:18:49,731
Hey, no, please. You can't leave yet.
374
00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:51,773
There's still one more
thing we need to do.
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You, you are on the road
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Must have a code
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That you can live by
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And so become yourself
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Because the past
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Is just a good-bye
381
00:19:16,628 --> 00:19:20,400
And teach your children well
382
00:19:20,466 --> 00:19:23,143
Why does he own a guitar if he
doesn't know how to play it ?
383
00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:25,951
I think he thought his
ukulele skills would transfer.
384
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And feed them on your dreams
385
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My theory is that...
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The one they picked
387
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The one you know by
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Don't you ever ask them why
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If I told you you would cry
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00:19:48,777 --> 00:19:52,701
You just look at them and sigh
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And know they love you
392
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,222
And they do.
Your parents love you very much.
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00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:03,663
One more time.
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You...