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<i>Tonight, the Scranton Business Park
is having Casino Night.</i>

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<i>And we are converting our warehouse
into a full-blown gambling hall.</i>

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<i>And I know it's illegal in
Pennsylvania,</i>

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but, it's for charity.

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And I consider myself
a great philanderer.

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It's just, nice to know
at the end of the day,

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I can look in the mirror and say,
"Michael, because of you,"

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"some little kid in the Congo
has a bellyful of rice this evening."

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Just...

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makes you feel good.

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Excuse me. How long is the wait
for a table for two ?

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I would never, ever serve you.
Not in a million, billion years.

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It's a nice tux.

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I know. It belonged to
my grandfather.

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He was buried in it.
So... family heirloom.

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So, what's the deal ? We've gotta pay
for our own drinks ? That's lame.

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Come on, it'll be fun.
And besides, I'm a roulette expert.

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Impossible. Roulette is not a game
of skill. It is a game of chance.

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- I can always kind of win at roulette.
- Oh, really ?

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How would you do that ?

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Mind control.

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You can't be serious.

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Are you serious ?

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Ever since I as a little kid,
like eight or nine, I could...

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sort of control things with my mind.

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I don't believe you. Continue.

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It was just little things, you know.
Like I could make something shake.

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Or I could make a marble fall off the
counter. You know, just little things.

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That's ridiculous. You know what ?

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Why don't you move that coat rack ?

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Excuse me, everyone!
Attention in the office, please!

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Jim is about to prove
his telekinetic powers.

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And he needs absolute silence.
Go ahead.

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Okay, I'll try.

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Oh, my God.

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Episode 22 - Season 2
Casino night

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Script: Nikki (twiztv.com)
Synchronisation: Catch-22 Team

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http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/
www.forom.com

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I try not to think of it
as lagging behind.

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It's more of a David
and Goliath thing.

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<i>Well, the fact of the matter is,</i>

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- Top 80%.
- <i>Michael...</i>

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<i>You know that I'm very serious here.</i>

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Jan, listen. I promise
I will kick it up a notch.

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<i>What ?</i>

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Emeril. Oh, actually,
while I have you...

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Not that I have you
or have ever had you.

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But, we're having our
Casino Night tonight,

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and I think everyone would love
to see their fearless leader here.

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<i>I thought that you were
their fearless leader ?</i>

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I am, but your are the Eva Peron
to my Cesar Chavez.

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- <i>I think you can handle it...</i>
- Oh, come on...

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- <i>probably, Michael. </i>
- Come on! It'd be fun.

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I can hear it in your voice.
You need a break.

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<i>Goodbye, Michael.</i>

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Jan and I understand each other.

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The romance thing is sort of
on hold for the time being.

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But we've remained good friends.
Good friends with privileges.

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Not now. Someday.

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Okay, everybody. Tonight's event is
to benefit the Boy Scouts of America.

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- Again. We do that every year.
- Well, they need our money.

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They don't have cookies
like the Girl Scouts.

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It'd be nice to do something for
people who are actually suffering.

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Well, Oscar, if you don't like it,

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then you should concentrate
on winning.

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Because the person at the end of the
evening with the highest chip count

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will receive $500 to donate
to the charity of their choice.

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And, they will get a mini fridge
compliments of Vance Refrigeration.

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So, get your charities into Pam.

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I, for example, am playing
for Comic Relief.

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That doesn't exist anymore.

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Comedy's very much alive,
as are homeless people.

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No, they stopped making that show.

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Well, then they need our money
more than ever.

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You have to pick an approved,
nonprofit organization.

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There's a great soup kitchen
in downtown Scranton.

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Delicious pea soup on Thursdays.

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I'll probably give the money to them.

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Something with animals.

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Or people.

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Kobe Bryant has a foundation
and he is so hot.

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And he gave his wife
the biggest diamond ring.

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I know he didn't do it.

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Maybe he did it.

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We are giving money
that has been gambled.

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Why don't we just deal drugs
or prostitute ourselves

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and donate that money to charity ?

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Oh, and another fun thing.

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We, at the end of the night,
are going to give the check

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to an actual group of Boy Scouts.
Right, Toby ? We're gonna...

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Actually, I didn't think it was
appropriate to invite children

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since it's, you know.
There's gambling and alcohol.

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And it's in our dangerous warehouse.
And it's a school night.

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And, you know, Hooters is catering.
You know. Is that enough ?

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Should I keep going ?

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Why are you the way that you are ?

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Honestly, every time I try to do
something fun or exciting,

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you make it not, that way.

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I hate, so much about the things
that you choose to be.

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Okay, you know what ? I will not
donate my winnings to Comic Relief.

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Since, apparently, it doesn't exist.

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I am going to donate to
Afghanistanis with AIDS.

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Who ? I think you mean
the Aid to Afghanistan.

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No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.

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- Afghani.
- What ?

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- Afghani.
- That's a dog.

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- No, that's afghan.
- That's a shawl.

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- Wait, canine AIDS ?
- No, humans with AIDS.

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- Who has AIDS ?
- Guys, the Afghanistanannis.

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Okay, you know what ? No, no.

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AIDS is not funny.
Believe me, I have tried.

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There are certain topics
that are off-limits to comedians.

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JFK. AIDS. The Holocaust.

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The Lincoln assassination
just recently became funny.

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"I need to see this play like
I need a hole in the head."

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And I hope to someday
live in a world

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where a person could tell
a hilarious AIDS joke.

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It's one of my dreams.

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- What are you doing ?
- Oh, nothing.

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"Till Death Do Us Rock."

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They're wedding bands.

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Roy was supposed to pick the band,

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but he's concentrating more
on the bachelor party now.

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Wait, wait, where are you going ?
I mean,

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even if you don't hire a band,
you still have to watch the bands.

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Pam, these are people who have
never given up on their dreams.

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I have great respect for that.

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And yes, they're all
probably very bad.

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And that'll make me feel better
about not having dreams.

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- There's a KISS cover band in here.
- Let's do it.

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I'm pretty happy these days.

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I'm getting married soon, and I'm
getting along with everybody at work.

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Why did I talk to Jan
about transferring ?

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<i>Well, you know...</i>

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I have no future here.

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I have already put down the deposit.

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Do you understand how
a deposit works ?

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Mike, I am not having fire eaters
in a paper warehouse.

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It's Casino Night. Like Las Vegas.

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There are fire eaters
all over the place.

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- Except my warehouse.
- Well, actually, it's my warehouse.

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Actually, it's owned
by Beekman Properties

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and Dunder Mifflin is four years
into a seven-year lease.

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Why are you here ?

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When Darryl was coming, you said
you wanted me here for protection.

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I said, not that.

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We just have a lot of stuff down
there that could be stolen.

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- That's ironic.
- What ?

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That you are afraid.

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Why ? 'Cause I'm from the hood ?

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Dinkin' flicka.

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Dinkin' flicka.

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I taught Mike some phrases to help
with his interracial conversations.

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You know, stuff like "fleece it out,"
"going mach five," "dinkin flicka."

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You know, things us Negroes say.

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Gimme some.

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Oh, yeah. I taught him
a handshake too.

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I don't know how you're gonna decide.
They are all extremely good.

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I think I should hire them all.
Do like Lollapalooza.

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Have three stages. Yeah.

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Your mom would love that.
She would.

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Now this band is called
Scrantonicity.

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Let's take a look.

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- Nice.
- Oh, wait! That's Kevin.

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- On the drums.
- What ?

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- On the drums! On the drums!
- Oh, my God! That's Kevin.

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Great song, Kev.

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Oh, my God.
He's the drummer and the singer.

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We really don't do
a lot of weddings.

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We actually don't play
in public very often.

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We're all really hoping that
Pam's wedding works out.

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This could be a turning point
for the band.

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- Oh my...
- You haven't seen that since 1983.

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That is amazing.

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Okay, we have to sign him.
I'm gonna call the label...

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No, no, no! Come back.

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You're gonna lose him
to another wedding. Kev!

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Jim is great.

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Being with him just takes away
all the stress of planning my wedding.

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Michael, Carol Stills for you.

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- Who ?
- <i>Carol Stills.</i>

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- Do I know a Carol Stills ?
- <i>Your realtor.</i>

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Oh, yeah. Put her through.

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Hey, Carol, how goes the real
estate biz ? Is it real good ?

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Still me.

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Sometimes I don't put Michael through
until he's already said something.

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I look at it as a practice run
for him.

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He usually does better
on the second attempt.

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Carol, you're on with Michael.

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- <i>Hello, Michael.</i>
- Hi, Carol. How you doing ?

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<i>I'm great, I just needed one last
signature for your mortgage insurance.</i>

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Oh, hey. No problemo.
Incidentally, I love the place.

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<i>Oh, great.</i>

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Great, had a little bit
of a weird smell. It's okay.

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At Christmas, the tree helped.

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<i>Oh, good. I'm glad.
Can I drop it over later ?</i>

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Actually, I'm sort of hosting

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this charity thing in our warehouse.
Casino night.

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- <i>Oh, great.</i>
- Yeah. It'll be good.

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You know what ?
Why don't you come by ?

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Bring the papers. I'll sign 'em.

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And then you can stay
and have a drink...

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- <i>To the casino thing ?</i>
- Yeah, it'll be fun.

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- What do you...
- <i>Um, what ?</i>

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Oh, I'm sorry. Can you hold on ?

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<i>Michael. Jan's on line two.</i>

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Okay, put her through.

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Jan Levinson, I presume ?

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It's still me.

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Jan, here's Michael.

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- <i>Michael ?</i>
- Hey, Jan. How you doing ?

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<i>You know, I...</i>

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<i>I thought about it,
and you are right.</i>

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- I am ?
- <i>I could use a little fun.</i>

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<i>So I am going to drive up
for your Casino Night.</i>

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<i>Incidentally, what is the charity ?</i>

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AIDS.

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<i>Okay then. I will...
I'll see you tonight.</i>

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Okay, sounds great.

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- <i>Bye-bye.</i>
- Bye.

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Hello, Carol ?
Sorry about that. I just...

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<i>No, problemo.</i>

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Right.

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- I...
- <i>To answer your question...</i>

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- What ?
- <i>I'd love to go.</i>

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<i>I have to get a sitter,
but that shouldn't be a problem.</i>

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Problem, good.

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-<i>And I'll bring the papers too.</i>
- Good. All right.

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- Sounds great.
- <i>Well, I'll see you tonight.</i>

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- Bye.
- <i>Bye.</i>

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Two queens on Casino Night.

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I am going to drop
a deuce on everybody.

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Oh, my God!

236
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,271
<i>That's great.</i>

237
00:13:28,106 --> 00:13:29,373
- Hey, Carol.
- Hi!

238
00:13:29,415 --> 00:13:30,970
- You look great.
- Thanks.

239
00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:33,290
Thank you for inviting me.
It looks so great in here.

240
00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:34,472
Well. Just...

241
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:41,773
That's how we do it in the paper biz.
It's European.

242
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,122
- Michael.
- And... yes ?

243
00:13:43,277 --> 00:13:44,431
Ah, Dwight!

244
00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:52,262
Codename ReMax is here.
No sign of Lan Jevinson.

245
00:13:52,986 --> 00:13:55,281
I'm Michael's wingman.
I've got his back.

246
00:13:55,326 --> 00:13:58,933
Two dates.
He's got two dates tonight.

247
00:13:59,817 --> 00:14:01,841
My job is to keep Jan
away from Carol.

248
00:14:01,955 --> 00:14:04,143
And vice versa. Michael said,

249
00:14:04,855 --> 00:14:07,543
"We must deceive them,
so as not to hurt them,"

250
00:14:08,088 --> 00:14:10,770
"and in that way, we honor them."

251
00:14:13,096 --> 00:14:16,700
Can I get you a drink ?
The food is from Hooters.

252
00:14:17,327 --> 00:14:19,241
- A drink would be good.
- Okay.

253
00:14:22,975 --> 00:14:24,462
<i>Oh, I steal things all the time.</i>

254
00:14:24,575 --> 00:14:25,921
It's just something I do.

255
00:14:26,347 --> 00:14:28,083
I stopped caring a long time ago.

256
00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:31,693
You should see how many supplies
I've taken from this place.

257
00:14:32,046 --> 00:14:34,613
Honestly... I love stealing things.

258
00:14:35,548 --> 00:14:37,620
<i>I'm going to get a drink.
Do you need anything ?</i>

259
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,102
I'm fine. Thanks, sweetheart.

260
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:45,333
Billy, your nurse is hot.

261
00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:46,931
That's my girlfriend.

262
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,972
Your nurse became
your girlfriend ? Sweet.

263
00:14:50,006 --> 00:14:52,043
She was never my nurse.
I met her at Chili's.

264
00:14:52,146 --> 00:14:53,490
She was my waitress.

265
00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:56,641
Chili's is great.

266
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:10,193
Willkommen. Bienvenue.
And welcome to Monte Carlo.

267
00:15:11,358 --> 00:15:12,780
Dwight!

268
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,113
I am no longer your boss.

269
00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:18,691
Lady Fortune is your boss.

270
00:15:19,007 --> 00:15:21,762
- Will Lady Fortune give me a raise ?
-Shut it, shut it, shut it.

271
00:15:21,827 --> 00:15:24,070
Will Lady Fortune be your mistress ?

272
00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:28,121
Only time will tell my friends.

273
00:15:28,478 --> 00:15:33,371
Leave all your preconceived
notions about casinos at the door.

274
00:15:33,525 --> 00:15:37,040
Old friends. New lovers.

275
00:15:37,385 --> 00:15:41,480
And the disabled. Welcome all!

276
00:15:42,258 --> 00:15:45,240
Great, okay. Shuffle up and deal.

277
00:15:45,558 --> 00:15:48,480
Let's get it started.
Black-eyed crows.

278
00:15:49,196 --> 00:15:51,370
Okay, the game is no-limit
Texas Hold 'Em.

279
00:15:51,888 --> 00:15:53,213
Good luck, everybody.

280
00:15:57,477 --> 00:15:59,713
That's at least four red chips
to you, sir.

281
00:16:04,748 --> 00:16:06,191
All in.

282
00:16:07,475 --> 00:16:09,030
<i>Bluffing is a key part of poker.</i>

283
00:16:09,086 --> 00:16:11,911
Which is too bad because
I am not very good at bluffing.

284
00:16:13,678 --> 00:16:15,261
Did you believe me ?

285
00:16:17,258 --> 00:16:18,260
I'll call.

286
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:20,852
What are...

287
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:23,970
- That's insane.
- I have good cards.

288
00:16:24,788 --> 00:16:27,030
Well, Toby, I went all in
on the first hand.

289
00:16:27,076 --> 00:16:29,603
So doesn't that tell you that
I might have good cards too ?

290
00:16:29,707 --> 00:16:31,880
So, don't be stupid.
Just take it back.

291
00:16:31,955 --> 00:16:33,763
I'm sorry. He can't, sir.
He's gone all in.

292
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,653
All right, whatever.
Flip 'em.

293
00:16:39,745 --> 00:16:42,871
You really scr...
you really screwed that up.

294
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:45,350
Way to go Toby.

295
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,563
I don't really play cards...
but I'm not gonna lie to you.

296
00:16:48,618 --> 00:16:51,100
It felt really good to take
money from Michael.

297
00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:54,353
Gonna chase that feeling.

298
00:16:55,257 --> 00:16:56,663
That's the normal question.

299
00:16:58,105 --> 00:16:59,643
I expect to do very well tonight.

300
00:17:00,298 --> 00:17:02,423
I have an acute ability
to read people.

301
00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:05,792
Jim, for instance, has a huge tell.

302
00:17:05,957 --> 00:17:07,751
When he gets a good hand,
he coughs.

303
00:17:11,895 --> 00:17:13,293
I will raise.

304
00:17:19,766 --> 00:17:20,770
Thanks.

305
00:17:21,806 --> 00:17:24,971
It's the weirdest thing.
Every time I cough, he folds.

306
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:29,282
- Wow, bad luck.
- Ah, yeah, whatever.

307
00:17:29,376 --> 00:17:31,553
Hey, you know what ?
If luck weren't involved,

308
00:17:31,997 --> 00:17:34,321
I would always be winning.

309
00:17:34,948 --> 00:17:36,742
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

310
00:17:37,886 --> 00:17:39,722
- Michael ?
- Jan.

311
00:17:39,886 --> 00:17:41,443
- Hi.
- Look, okay.

312
00:17:41,636 --> 00:17:43,371
I think we're all adults here.

313
00:17:43,727 --> 00:17:45,882
And it has always been
my understanding

314
00:17:45,927 --> 00:17:47,781
that we have an open relationship.

315
00:17:48,186 --> 00:17:50,400
What are... wait.
What are you talking about ?

316
00:17:50,927 --> 00:17:52,412
What does that mean ?

317
00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:56,401
After you said you weren't coming,
I invited Carol to come.

318
00:17:56,517 --> 00:17:58,981
And I don't think that
I did anything wrong.

319
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:02,051
No, no you didn't.

320
00:18:02,126 --> 00:18:04,671
- Hi, I'm Jan. I'm Michael's boss.
- Hi.

321
00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:08,083
- Does anyone want a drink ?
- No, I'm good.

322
00:18:17,475 --> 00:18:20,142
- What ?
- Jan's here.

323
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,263
- Give me the dice.
- Come on, Dwight.

324
00:18:26,307 --> 00:18:28,012
- Let's go.
- It's on you, baby.

325
00:18:28,768 --> 00:18:30,831
Good evening, Dwight.
What is this ?

326
00:18:30,915 --> 00:18:33,120
Evening, Angela. This is craps.

327
00:18:33,185 --> 00:18:35,510
I need to roll an eight.
If I do, everyone wins.

328
00:18:35,887 --> 00:18:37,561
Then roll an eight.

329
00:18:38,036 --> 00:18:40,011
- Thank you Angela.
- Good luck, Dwight.

330
00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:47,361
<i>That's good stuff.</i>

331
00:18:48,207 --> 00:18:50,521
<i>Dwight, let's keep it going.
Let's keep it going.</i>

332
00:18:50,916 --> 00:18:53,092
- <i>Let it ride. Let it all ride.</i>
- Gimme the dice.

333
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,311
- Yeah, right.
- "Yeah, right," what ?

334
00:19:04,368 --> 00:19:05,803
What was this ?

335
00:19:07,635 --> 00:19:09,391
- I have good cards.
- Really ?

336
00:19:09,937 --> 00:19:11,912
And I'm going to take you all in.

337
00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:16,583
I think you're bluffing.

338
00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:29,051
Yeah, I think she's full of it.

339
00:19:30,816 --> 00:19:33,692
Sorry. Straight.

340
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:36,672
Three nines.

341
00:19:37,565 --> 00:19:39,853
Jim Halpert, ladies and gentlemen.

342
00:19:39,906 --> 00:19:42,043
Thank you very much. It was fun.

343
00:19:44,046 --> 00:19:45,723
Cosmopolitan, please.

344
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,261
Can I get a red wine ?

345
00:19:50,516 --> 00:19:52,242
So two hours. That's a long drive.

346
00:19:52,938 --> 00:19:56,812
Well, it's part of the job. You know,
keep an eye on things. So...

347
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,443
why not ?

348
00:20:05,618 --> 00:20:08,322
So, how long have you
and Michael been, um...

349
00:20:09,725 --> 00:20:13,651
Well, actually, I guess this would be
our first date, I guess.

350
00:20:15,346 --> 00:20:17,262
Casino night in the warehouse.

351
00:20:17,395 --> 00:20:18,603
Good sport.

352
00:20:18,908 --> 00:20:20,233
Well, I'm having a nice time.

353
00:20:20,327 --> 00:20:22,991
Oh, me too. Me too.

354
00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:34,071
One beer, and one 7 and 7
with eight maraschino cherries,

355
00:20:34,148 --> 00:20:36,263
sugar on the rim,
blended if you can.

356
00:20:37,757 --> 00:20:40,201
So, that's still going on ?
You and Kelly ?

357
00:20:43,288 --> 00:20:44,760
- <i>All right!</i>
- Point is four!

358
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,140
Shooter roll a four.

359
00:20:46,207 --> 00:20:50,773
- Come on shooter! Come on shooter!
- Blow! Blow for luck.

360
00:20:52,955 --> 00:20:55,593
Also you. Not playing favorites.

361
00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:57,362
All right, here we go.

362
00:20:59,235 --> 00:21:02,183
- Five.
- So close, so close.

363
00:21:02,246 --> 00:21:03,572
Come on.

364
00:21:03,626 --> 00:21:05,272
So, where are you staying, Radisson ?

365
00:21:05,478 --> 00:21:06,722
- What ?
- Super 8 ?

366
00:21:06,835 --> 00:21:07,800
- No, I...
- Motel 6 ?

367
00:21:07,846 --> 00:21:09,763
- Best Western ?
- I..., I didn't, I don't...

368
00:21:09,786 --> 00:21:12,610
Holiday Inn ?
The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre ?

369
00:21:12,825 --> 00:21:15,062
- Are you staying with Michael ?
- All right!

370
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,491
I won the 2002, $2,500...

371
00:21:22,535 --> 00:21:25,011
No-Limit Deuce
to Seven Draw Tournament

372
00:21:25,086 --> 00:21:27,150
at the World Series
of Poker in Vegas.

373
00:21:27,796 --> 00:21:31,461
So, yeah. I'm pretty good at poker.

374
00:21:35,017 --> 00:21:36,253
All in.

375
00:21:36,285 --> 00:21:37,612
Okay, let's do it.

376
00:21:37,676 --> 00:21:38,720
Good luck, honey.

377
00:21:38,796 --> 00:21:41,611
Oh, thank you Bobby, but it doesn't
matter. It's just fun to play.

378
00:21:42,447 --> 00:21:44,990
- Three queens.
- Nice. Very nice.

379
00:21:45,356 --> 00:21:46,962
- I have an Ace.
- No, that's a flush.

380
00:21:46,995 --> 00:21:48,263
Oh man!

381
00:21:48,315 --> 00:21:50,612
- I have a flush!
- Yes!

382
00:21:50,655 --> 00:21:53,023
Look, I won.
Look, I have all the clovers.

383
00:21:53,195 --> 00:21:54,733
You want to play again ?

384
00:21:54,826 --> 00:21:55,931
I suck.

385
00:21:58,496 --> 00:21:59,932
She took you down, huh ?

386
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,572
I do not want to talk about it.

387
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,462
Hey, I saw your tape.

388
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:08,760
Your band, Scrantonicity.
You guys rock.

389
00:22:09,887 --> 00:22:11,910
Yeah, you guys want
to play our wedding ?

390
00:22:13,205 --> 00:22:16,111
Awesome. Did Pam say it was okay ?

391
00:22:17,106 --> 00:22:18,942
Whatever.
I'm in charge of the music.

392
00:22:19,248 --> 00:22:21,750
Dude, you will not be sorry.

393
00:22:22,585 --> 00:22:25,111
Sweet. All right.

394
00:22:34,997 --> 00:22:36,010
Smoke ?

395
00:22:36,316 --> 00:22:37,612
No, thanks.

396
00:22:39,097 --> 00:22:40,971
You, having fun ?

397
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:43,780
Fabulous time.

398
00:22:47,346 --> 00:22:49,520
I drove two and a half hours
to get here.

399
00:22:51,157 --> 00:22:54,072
- Yeah, we all really...
- Left work early, drove down here.

400
00:22:54,345 --> 00:22:57,203
And I am completely underdressed.

401
00:22:57,897 --> 00:22:59,843
I think you look great.

402
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,873
Why did I hook up with Michael ?

403
00:23:06,838 --> 00:23:08,260
Yeah, why did you ?

404
00:23:09,218 --> 00:23:12,113
It was very late, Jim. Very...

405
00:23:12,585 --> 00:23:15,083
very late and...

406
00:23:15,247 --> 00:23:17,901
Have you given any more
thought to the transfer ?

407
00:23:18,777 --> 00:23:20,943
- Oh, yeah.
- Good.

408
00:23:23,505 --> 00:23:25,291
Have you told anyone ?

409
00:23:26,755 --> 00:23:29,003
- No.
- Well, you should.

410
00:23:37,628 --> 00:23:40,131
Excuse me. Big moment.

411
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:43,901
The, evening's chip leader
and winner

412
00:23:44,175 --> 00:23:48,942
of this beautiful mini refrigerator
courtesy of Vance Refrigeration.

413
00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:51,911
Creed Bratton, Dunder-Mifflin.

414
00:23:57,215 --> 00:23:58,933
Thanks, I never owned a refrigerator.

415
00:24:04,876 --> 00:24:06,702
Sorry babe, I am just beat.

416
00:24:07,005 --> 00:24:08,851
It's okay. I'll see you at home.

417
00:24:08,977 --> 00:24:11,580
Okay. Hey, don't try to lose
too much money, all right ?

418
00:24:11,678 --> 00:24:14,462
- Okay.
- In case you still want a honeymoon.

419
00:24:15,948 --> 00:24:18,391
Hey, Halpert!
Keep an eye on her, all right ?

420
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,170
Okay, will do.

421
00:24:20,946 --> 00:24:22,150
- Bye.
- See you.

422
00:24:24,408 --> 00:24:26,002
- Hey.
- Hey, how's it going ?

423
00:24:26,095 --> 00:24:29,193
Good. Especially after I took
all your money in poker.

424
00:24:34,288 --> 00:24:35,843
Can I talk to you about something ?

425
00:24:35,938 --> 00:24:37,980
About when you wanna give me
more of your money ?

426
00:24:38,015 --> 00:24:40,131
Did you wanna do that now ?
We can go inside.

427
00:24:40,406 --> 00:24:42,460
I'm feeling kinda good tonight.

428
00:24:42,608 --> 00:24:43,971
I was just, um...

429
00:24:47,868 --> 00:24:49,833
I'm in love with you.

430
00:24:49,967 --> 00:24:51,003
What ?

431
00:24:53,005 --> 00:24:57,092
I'm really sorry if that's weird
for you to hear. But you needed to...

432
00:24:57,298 --> 00:24:59,061
hear it.

433
00:25:00,788 --> 00:25:03,571
Probably not good timing.
I know that, I just...

434
00:25:03,677 --> 00:25:05,362
What are you doing ?

435
00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:10,461
What do you expect me
to say to that ?

436
00:25:12,816 --> 00:25:14,913
I just needed you to know.

437
00:25:16,026 --> 00:25:17,170
Once.

438
00:25:19,197 --> 00:25:22,892
Well, I... I...

439
00:25:26,986 --> 00:25:28,280
I can't ?

440
00:25:31,457 --> 00:25:34,612
- You have no idea...
- Don't do that.

441
00:25:34,947 --> 00:25:37,683
- what your friendship means to me.
- Come on.

442
00:25:37,927 --> 00:25:41,213
I don't wanna do that.
I wanna be more than that.

443
00:25:42,907 --> 00:25:43,950
I can't.

444
00:25:47,206 --> 00:25:51,873
I'm really sorry
if you misinterpreted things.

445
00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:56,680
It's probably my fault.

446
00:25:58,785 --> 00:26:00,432
Not your fault.

447
00:26:01,386 --> 00:26:04,511
I'm sorry if I misinterpreted
that... our friendship.

448
00:26:14,968 --> 00:26:16,401
- I'm leaving.
- Hey! Okay.

449
00:26:16,437 --> 00:26:18,973
So, I just wanted to congratulate
you on a fantastic evening.

450
00:26:19,018 --> 00:26:20,612
- Did the company proud.
- Thank you.

451
00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:23,001
And thanks for inviting me.
You were right, I needed it.

452
00:26:23,046 --> 00:26:24,681
- So thanks.
- Okay. Thanks for coming.

453
00:26:24,737 --> 00:26:26,540
Nice to meet you.
And you guys have a,

454
00:26:26,596 --> 00:26:29,161
- have a good time together.
- Okay, talk to you Monday.

455
00:26:29,376 --> 00:26:30,502
- Buh-bye.
- Goodnight.

456
00:26:32,597 --> 00:26:34,980
- She's a good boss.
- She seems really nice.

457
00:26:35,045 --> 00:26:36,461
Oh, she's great.

458
00:26:36,655 --> 00:26:40,900
Love triangle drama.
All worked out in the end though.

459
00:26:40,978 --> 00:26:42,690
The hero got the girl.

460
00:26:42,995 --> 00:26:44,361
Who saw that coming ?

461
00:26:44,456 --> 00:26:46,973
I did. And Jan is really
happy for me.

462
00:26:47,408 --> 00:26:50,660
So actually the hero got two girls.
He got the girl that he works with,

463
00:26:50,827 --> 00:26:53,583
and he got the girl
that he buys real estate from.

464
00:26:55,396 --> 00:26:59,521
So, I've got my New York girl
and my local flavor.

465
00:27:00,595 --> 00:27:02,502
Life is good.

466
00:27:04,397 --> 00:27:06,560
About ten minutes ago.

467
00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:09,543
No, I didn't know what to say.

468
00:27:10,878 --> 00:27:12,760
Yes, I know.

469
00:27:14,878 --> 00:27:17,303
I don't know, Mom.
He's my best friend.

470
00:27:19,926 --> 00:27:21,830
Yeah, he's great.

471
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:26,432
Yeah, I think I am.

472
00:27:27,797 --> 00:27:29,570
I have to go. I will.

473
00:27:32,555 --> 00:27:33,901
Listen, Jim...