1 00:00:29,069 --> 00:00:32,139 1x01: Downsizing 2 00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:35,704 All right Jim your quarterlies look very good. 3 00:00:35,844 --> 00:00:37,985 How are things going at the library? 4 00:00:38,035 --> 00:00:40,168 Oh I told you couldn't close it. 5 00:00:40,275 --> 00:00:43,613 So you've come to the master for guidance? 6 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:45,931 Is this what you'e saying "grasshopper"? 7 00:00:46,014 --> 00:00:48,650 Actually you called me in here, but yeah. 8 00:00:49,295 --> 00:00:51,581 All right, well let me show you how it's done. 9 00:00:51,695 --> 00:00:54,402 Yes, I'd like to speak to your office manager please? 10 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:57,998 Yes hello this is Michael Scott, I am the regional manager 11 00:00:58,013 --> 00:00:59,903 of Dundler Mifflin paper products. 12 00:01:00,326 --> 00:01:03,085 Just wanted to talk to you manager on manager. 13 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:08,915 All right done deal, thank you very much sir. 14 00:01:09,105 --> 00:01:10,699 You're a gentleman and a scholar. 15 00:01:12,895 --> 00:01:16,618 Oh I'm sorry, ok, sorry, my mistake. 16 00:01:18,759 --> 00:01:23,820 That was a woman I was talking to... she had a very low voice. 17 00:01:24,355 --> 00:01:25,914 Probably a smoker. 18 00:01:29,884 --> 00:01:31,229 So that's the way it's done. 19 00:01:31,635 --> 00:01:34,645 I've been in Dundler Mifflin for twelve years, 20 00:01:34,648 --> 00:01:37,073 the last four as regional manager.. 21 00:01:37,415 --> 00:01:39,615 If you want to come through here.. 22 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:42,682 We have the entire floor. 23 00:01:42,783 --> 00:01:44,973 So this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see. 24 00:01:45,254 --> 00:01:47,947 Ah, this is our receptionist Pam. 25 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,888 Pam, Pam Pam! Pam Beesly. 26 00:01:51,301 --> 00:01:53,282 Pam has been with us for? 27 00:01:53,415 --> 00:01:55,423 Forever, right Pam? 28 00:01:55,784 --> 00:01:56,727 Well, I don't know.. 29 00:01:56,780 --> 00:01:58,022 If you think she's cute now 30 00:01:58,073 --> 00:02:00,628 you should have seen her a couple of years ago! 31 00:02:00,773 --> 00:02:01,230 What? 32 00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:03,517 Any messages? 33 00:02:04,897 --> 00:02:06,233 Yeah, just a fax 34 00:02:08,272 --> 00:02:09,598 Pam this is from Corporate. 35 00:02:09,613 --> 00:02:11,254 How many times have I told you that there's 36 00:02:11,274 --> 00:02:13,461 a special filing cabinet for things from Corporate. 37 00:02:13,515 --> 00:02:14,099 You haven't told me! 38 00:02:14,126 --> 00:02:16,002 It's called the wastepaper basket. 39 00:02:18,836 --> 00:02:19,545 Look at that ! 40 00:02:21,389 --> 00:02:22,441 Look at that face! 41 00:02:22,575 --> 00:02:24,248 People say I'm the best boss. 42 00:02:25,195 --> 00:02:27,621 They go, "God we've never worked in a place like this before, 43 00:02:27,655 --> 00:02:31,765 you're hilarious, and you get the best out of us." 44 00:02:34,827 --> 00:02:37,464 I think that pretty much sums it up. 45 00:02:38,633 --> 00:02:39,891 I found it at Spencer Gifts. 46 00:02:59,927 --> 00:03:02,689 My job is to speak to clients 47 00:03:02,787 --> 00:03:07,209 on the phone about quantities 48 00:03:07,284 --> 00:03:11,970 and type of copier paper. 49 00:03:12,544 --> 00:03:15,462 You know, whether we can supply to them 50 00:03:15,471 --> 00:03:21,100 whether they can pay for it and... 51 00:03:24,851 --> 00:03:27,606 I'm boring myself just talking about this. 52 00:03:35,845 --> 00:03:37,551 He still loves that after seven years! 53 00:03:59,345 --> 00:03:59,665 What? 54 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:01,369 Nothing 55 00:04:02,464 --> 00:04:04,773 Ok, all right. See you later 56 00:04:04,785 --> 00:04:07,923 All right, take care. 57 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:09,905 Back to work. 58 00:04:19,767 --> 00:04:23,024 Corporate really doesn't interfere with me at all, Jan Levinson-Gould 59 00:04:23,025 --> 00:04:24,374 Jan, hello! 60 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:27,991 I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton, right? 61 00:04:28,053 --> 00:04:29,736 Not to her face because, 62 00:04:29,805 --> 00:04:33,996 not because I'm scared of her, because I'm not 63 00:04:34,144 --> 00:04:35,257 but... 64 00:04:35,614 --> 00:04:36,347 yeah. 65 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:39,184 All right, was it anything you wanted to add to the agenda? 66 00:04:40,675 --> 00:04:43,101 Me no get an agenda. 67 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:45,159 I'm sorry, what? 68 00:04:45,175 --> 00:04:46,339 I didn't get any agenda. 69 00:04:46,645 --> 00:04:48,524 Well I faxed one over to you this morning. 70 00:04:48,565 --> 00:04:52,581 Really? Cause I didn't.. Uh, did we get a fax this morning? 71 00:04:52,745 --> 00:04:54,584 Yeah, the one? 72 00:04:55,303 --> 00:04:58,449 Why isn't it in my hand? 73 00:04:58,514 --> 00:05:01,238 Because a company runs on efficiency of communication, right? 74 00:05:02,605 --> 00:05:05,790 So what's the problem Pam, why I didn't I get it? 75 00:05:06,954 --> 00:05:10,569 You put it in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet. 76 00:05:14,623 --> 00:05:19,446 Yeah, that was a joke, that was actually my brother's, 77 00:05:19,505 --> 00:05:23,561 it was supposed to be with bills and doesn't work great with faxes. 78 00:05:23,562 --> 00:05:24,225 Do you want to look at mine? 79 00:05:24,276 --> 00:05:26,458 Yeah. Thank you. 80 00:05:26,631 --> 00:05:30,179 Ok since the last meeting, Alan and the board have decided 81 00:05:30,184 --> 00:05:32,890 that we can't justify Scranton branch and the Stafford branch 82 00:05:32,895 --> 00:05:34,245 Oh ok? 83 00:05:34,269 --> 00:05:35,453 No, Michael don't panic 84 00:05:35,454 --> 00:05:37,788 No no no no this is good, this is fine 85 00:05:37,791 --> 00:05:39,336 Michael listen, don't panic 86 00:05:39,350 --> 00:05:42,339 We haven't made any decisions yet, 87 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:45,116 I've spoken to Joshua in Stanford, I've told him the same as you 88 00:05:45,129 --> 00:05:48,412 and it's up to either you or him to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other 89 00:05:48,424 --> 00:05:49,173 Ok no problem 90 00:05:49,184 --> 00:05:51,243 This does however mean that there is going to be downsizing 91 00:05:51,245 --> 00:05:53,277 Me no wanna hear that Jan, 92 00:05:53,805 --> 00:05:56,114 because downsizing is a bitch, 93 00:05:56,145 --> 00:05:58,080 it is a real bitch, 94 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:01,275 and I wouldn't wish that on Joshua's men, 95 00:06:01,524 --> 00:06:03,611 I certainly wouldn't wish it on my men, 96 00:06:03,673 --> 00:06:06,298 or women. Present company excluded...sorry. 97 00:06:07,225 --> 00:06:09,716 is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? 98 00:06:10,902 --> 00:06:13,512 Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing? 99 00:06:18,883 --> 00:06:20,615 Question: how long do we have to ? 100 00:06:23,257 --> 00:06:25,843 Oh, Todd Packer, terrific rep, do you mind if I take it? 101 00:06:25,845 --> 00:06:27,533 No, go ahead. 102 00:06:27,686 --> 00:06:28,398 Pac man! 103 00:06:28,409 --> 00:06:29,965 Hey, you big queen. 104 00:06:29,980 --> 00:06:31,864 Oh, that's not appropriate.. 105 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,312 Hey, coming in today? 106 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:35,796 I don't know what you mean 107 00:06:35,802 --> 00:06:38,792 Look, I've been meaning to ask you one question 108 00:06:39,122 --> 00:06:40,804 Does the curtain match the drapes? 109 00:06:40,815 --> 00:06:41,932 Oh my god! 110 00:06:44,105 --> 00:06:49,198 That's so horrifying! Horrible 111 00:06:49,935 --> 00:06:51,774 Horrible person! 112 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:57,523 So do you think we can keep a lid on this for now I don't want to worry people unnecessarily. 113 00:06:57,545 --> 00:07:02,150 No, absolutely. Under this regime, it will not leave this office. 114 00:07:03,271 --> 00:07:05,744 So what does downsizing actually mean? 115 00:07:05,891 --> 00:07:06,534 Well 116 00:07:06,739 --> 00:07:09,649 You guys gotta update your resume, just like I'm doing. 117 00:07:09,724 --> 00:07:13,226 I bet it's gonna be me, probably. 118 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:14,946 Yeah, it'll be you 119 00:07:15,055 --> 00:07:16,382 I have an important question for you. 120 00:07:16,404 --> 00:07:17,003 Yes 121 00:07:18,345 --> 00:07:20,335 Are you going to Angela's keg party on Sunday? 122 00:07:20,364 --> 00:07:23,139 Yeah, stop. That's ridiculous. 123 00:07:23,236 --> 00:07:26,387 Am I gonna tell them? No I'm not going to tell them, I don't see the point of that. 124 00:07:26,615 --> 00:07:29,783 As a doctor you would not tell a patient if they had cancer. 125 00:07:32,063 --> 00:07:33,016 This is Mister Scott. 126 00:07:35,278 --> 00:07:36,903 Ryan Howard from the temp agency. 127 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,983 Ted Nickels sent me down to start today 128 00:07:39,021 --> 00:07:41,456 Howard, like Moe Howard, Three Stooges? 129 00:07:48,105 --> 00:07:51,944 Right here, my vibe. Oh Pam, that's a guy thing Pam. 130 00:07:52,413 --> 00:07:54,246 I'm sort of a student of comedy 131 00:08:04,795 --> 00:08:07,037 I'm Hitler, Adolph Hitler 132 00:08:09,180 --> 00:08:12,294 I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go. 133 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,895 Because then I might 134 00:08:15,519 --> 00:08:18,841 It's just, I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist. 135 00:08:19,995 --> 00:08:21,513 I like to do illustrations, 136 00:08:23,584 --> 00:08:26,710 mostly water color, a few oil pencil. 137 00:08:28,227 --> 00:08:29,999 Jim thinks they're good. 138 00:08:30,055 --> 00:08:31,674 Dundler Mifflin this is Pam. 139 00:08:31,791 --> 00:08:34,577 Sure, Mr. Davis, let me call you right back. 140 00:08:34,695 --> 00:08:37,935 Yeah, some just came up, two minutes. Thank you very much. 141 00:08:38,610 --> 00:08:39,723 Dwight, what are you doing? 142 00:08:39,845 --> 00:08:40,148 - What? 143 00:08:40,157 --> 00:08:41,227 - What are you doing? 144 00:08:41,245 --> 00:08:43,405 Just clearing my desk, I can’t concentrate 145 00:08:43,418 --> 00:08:44,515 - It's not on your desk. 146 00:08:44,522 --> 00:08:45,288 - It's overlapping. 147 00:08:45,315 --> 00:08:46,913 It's all coming over the edge. 148 00:08:47,424 --> 00:08:50,282 One word, two syllables : demarcation. 149 00:08:58,710 --> 00:08:59,927 - You can't do that. 150 00:09:00,105 --> 00:09:01,273 - Why not? 151 00:09:01,657 --> 00:09:06,075 Safety violation, I could fall and pierce, and organ. 152 00:09:07,051 --> 00:09:08,307 We'll see 153 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:15,262 This is why the whole downsizing thing just doesn't bother me. 154 00:09:15,271 --> 00:09:16,747 Downsizing? 155 00:09:17,335 --> 00:09:22,208 I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since Halpert got here 156 00:09:22,877 --> 00:09:24,642 even brought it up on my interview. 157 00:09:25,146 --> 00:09:27,577 I say, bring it on! 158 00:09:28,295 --> 00:09:32,483 You just still have messages for yesterday. Relax everything is under control 159 00:09:33,478 --> 00:09:36,355 Yeah, yeah, yeah oh that's important, right. 160 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:40,059 Oh, this is so important, I should run to answer it. 161 00:10:00,129 --> 00:10:00,807 What? 162 00:10:01,009 --> 00:10:05,117 Come on. Six million dollars man, Steve Austin, 163 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:09,790 actually that would be a good salary for me don't you think? Six million dollars? 164 00:10:09,968 --> 00:10:12,197 Memo to Jan: I deserve a raise 165 00:10:12,951 --> 00:10:14,087 Don't we all? 166 00:10:14,293 --> 00:10:15,589 I'm sorry? 167 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,720 There's nothing! 168 00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:22,952 If you are unhappy with your compensation, maybe you should take it up with HR, 169 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:28,437 ok? Not today, ok? Pam just, be professional. 170 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:37,153 I think I'm a role model here, I think I garner other people's respect. 171 00:10:37,226 --> 00:10:42,710 Attention on Dundler Mifflin employees, please we have a meeting in the conference room ASAP 172 00:10:42,714 --> 00:10:47,649 People I respect, heros of mine, would be Bob Hope, 173 00:10:50,354 --> 00:10:54,389 Abraham Lincoln, definitely, 174 00:10:55,119 --> 00:10:57,921 Bono, 175 00:10:59,145 --> 00:11:03,707 and probably God be the fourth one. 176 00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:12,573 And I just think all those people really helped the world, in so many ways, 177 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:18,640 that it's, it's really beyond words. 178 00:11:20,735 --> 00:11:22,548 It's really uncalculable. 179 00:11:22,895 --> 00:11:26,191 Now, I know there's some rumors out there, and I just kind want to see? 180 00:11:26,247 --> 00:11:28,001 I'm the assistant regional manager, I should know first. 181 00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:29,405 Assistant to the regional manager. 182 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,660 Ok. Can you just tell me please? 183 00:11:31,843 --> 00:11:33,581 Just a whisper in my ear. 184 00:11:31,843 --> 00:11:33,581 I’m about to tell everybody. 185 00:11:33,754 --> 00:11:35,698 I'm just about to tell exeryone 186 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:36,853 Please, ok. 187 00:11:36,921 --> 00:11:37,819 Do you want me to tell them? 188 00:11:38,066 --> 00:11:39,668 You don't know what it is! 189 00:11:40,495 --> 00:11:41,930 Can you tell them, with my permission? 190 00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:43,001 I don't need your... 191 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,565 Permission granted. Go ahead 192 00:11:43,624 --> 00:11:49,296 Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me, 193 00:11:49,635 --> 00:11:55,232 and Jan is thinking about downsizing either the Stanford branch or this branch. 194 00:11:55,287 --> 00:11:57,609 I heard they might be closing this branch down, 195 00:11:57,806 --> 00:11:58,801 That's just... 196 00:12:00,342 --> 00:12:02,851 That's just the rumor going around this is my first day I don't really know. 197 00:12:02,984 --> 00:12:04,901 Yeah, but Michael what if they downsize here? 198 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,176 Not gonna happen 199 00:12:06,244 --> 00:12:07,518 It could be out of your hands, Michael 200 00:12:07,537 --> 00:12:10,553 It won't be out of my hands, Stanley, ok? 201 00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:11,425 I promise you that. 202 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:12,641 Can you promise that? 203 00:12:12,715 --> 00:12:13,989 On his mother's grave. 204 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:22,707 Well yeah it is a promise, and frankly I'm a little bit insulted that you have to keep asking about it. 205 00:12:22,794 --> 00:12:24,587 It's just that we need to know 206 00:12:26,055 --> 00:12:29,188 Hold on a second, I think Pam wanted to say something, Pam? 207 00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:34,816 You had a look that you wanted to ask a question, just then? 208 00:12:36,337 --> 00:12:41,261 I was in the meeting with Jan and she did said that it could be this branch that gets the axe. 209 00:12:41,778 --> 00:12:42,949 Are you sure about that? 210 00:12:44,552 --> 00:12:49,893 Pam? Maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings. 211 00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:52,326 Pam, information is power. 212 00:12:52,655 --> 00:12:55,430 So you can't say for sure whether it's gotta to be us or them. 213 00:12:55,455 --> 00:12:59,677 No no, no Stanley, no you did not see me in there with her. 214 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:07,608 I said, if corporate wants to come in here, and interfere then they're gonna have to go through me, right? 215 00:13:07,691 --> 00:13:09,875 You know, you can go a mess with Josh's people, 216 00:13:09,926 --> 00:13:11,697 but I'm the head of this family, 217 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:15,386 and you ain't gonna be messing with my children. 218 00:13:21,977 --> 00:13:27,933 If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head? 219 00:13:28,095 --> 00:13:31,878 You know, tonnage price of minal folders? 220 00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:36,377 Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt, which is mix berry. 221 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:42,953 Jim said mix berries? 222 00:13:45,404 --> 00:13:46,886 Yeah he's under me 223 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:53,034 Watch out for this guy Dwight Schrute in the building! 224 00:13:53,071 --> 00:13:54,104 This is Ryan, the new temp. 225 00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:55,375 Nice to meet you. 226 00:13:55,398 --> 00:13:56,934 Introduce yourself, be polite 227 00:13:56,991 --> 00:13:58,931 Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager. 228 00:13:58,969 --> 00:14:00,924 Assistant to the Regional Manager. 229 00:14:01,213 --> 00:14:05,656 So Dwight tell him about the kung fu, and the car and everything. 230 00:14:06,851 --> 00:14:10,797 Yeah, I got a '78 28Z, I bought her for 1200, fixed it up, now worth three grand. 231 00:14:10,811 --> 00:14:11,917 That is his profit! 232 00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:15,302 New engine, suspension.. I've got some photos 233 00:14:17,336 --> 00:14:18,490 Damn it! 234 00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:20,611 Ok, hold on, 235 00:14:20,755 --> 00:14:23,056 Judge is in cession. What is the problem here? 236 00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:25,126 He put my stuff in jello again. 237 00:14:28,226 --> 00:14:29,769 That's rough professional, thanks 238 00:14:29,805 --> 00:14:32,096 That's the third time and it wasn't funny the first time. 239 00:14:32,107 --> 00:14:37,102 It's ok here, but people somehow are taking advantage because it's so relaxed. 240 00:14:37,466 --> 00:14:41,031 I'm a volunteer sheriff's deputy on the weekends, 241 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,679 and you cannot screw around there. 242 00:14:44,074 --> 00:14:46,131 It's one of the rules. 243 00:14:46,224 --> 00:14:46,741 What is that? 244 00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:47,745 That's my stapler. 245 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,016 No no no, do not take it out! 246 00:14:50,235 --> 00:14:51,323 You have to eat it out there, 247 00:14:51,512 --> 00:14:53,417 because there are starving people in the world, 248 00:14:53,443 --> 00:14:56,565 and which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food. 249 00:14:56,282 --> 00:14:57,610 Ok, you know what? You can be a witness. 250 00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,042 Can you reprimand him please? 251 00:15:01,065 --> 00:15:02,070 - How do you know it was me? 252 00:15:02,117 --> 00:15:03,146 - It's always you. 253 00:15:03,221 --> 00:15:04,423 - Are you gonna discipline him or not? 254 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,790 Ooh discipline, kinky! 255 00:15:07,117 --> 00:15:09,512 All right, here's the deal you guys 256 00:15:09,706 --> 00:15:13,956 the thing about practical jokes, is that you have to know when to start, as well as when to stop! 257 00:15:14,317 --> 00:15:21,912 And yeah, Jim, now is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into jello. 258 00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:28,741 Ok, Dwight I'm sorry because, I've always been your biggest "flan" 259 00:15:31,355 --> 00:15:34,548 Nice, that's the way it is around here 260 00:15:35,627 --> 00:15:38,163 You should have put him in custard-y! 261 00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:40,987 Yes, new guy! 262 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,866 He scores ! 263 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,523 Ok that's great, I guess, 264 00:15:44,548 --> 00:15:46,317 what I'm most concerned with is... 265 00:15:46,642 --> 00:15:48,216 damage to company property. 266 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:49,842 That's all. 267 00:15:54,135 --> 00:15:56,727 Pudding? 268 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,379 I’m trying to think, another desert to do. 269 00:16:01,939 --> 00:16:04,761 Do you like to going out at the end of a week for a drink? 270 00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:06,187 Yeah! 271 00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:09,664 Oh, that's why we all going out, so we can have an end of the week drink! 272 00:16:09,745 --> 00:16:10,789 well then when are we going out? 273 00:16:10,789 --> 00:16:12,151 I don’t know, tonight, hopefully. 274 00:16:12,151 --> 00:16:13,817 Ok, yeah. 275 00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:17,204 Hey man! 276 00:16:17,249 --> 00:16:17,748 Hey! 277 00:16:17,679 --> 00:16:18,577 What's going on? 278 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,295 Hey baby! 279 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,754 Roy is my fianc? we’ve been engaged about... 280 00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:28,590 about 3 years, and we were supposed to get married in September, 281 00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:31,662 but I think we’ll gonna get married in next spring 282 00:16:32,755 --> 00:16:35,434 Do you mind if I go out for a drink with these guys? 283 00:16:36,607 --> 00:16:39,668 No, come on. Let's get out of here and go home. 284 00:16:40,048 --> 00:16:43,248 Ok, I will be out in a few minutes so it’s lame 285 00:16:43,848 --> 00:16:47,171 twenty past five I’ve still to do my faxes. 286 00:16:50,889 --> 00:16:53,052 You know you should come with us, 287 00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:56,247 because you know we are going out and it could be a good chance for you to 288 00:16:56,628 --> 00:16:59,761 see what people are like outside the office, I think it could be fun 289 00:17:00,025 --> 00:17:03,565 No, it sounds good but seriously we gotta get going 290 00:17:03,585 --> 00:17:04,164 Yeah 291 00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:18,088 What's in the bag? 292 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:20,386 Just tell her i'll talk to her then 293 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:23,645 No definitely all right dude awesome, we’ll do 294 00:17:27,454 --> 00:17:31,939 Do I think I'll be invited to the wedding? 295 00:17:39,109 --> 00:17:41,941 So, have you felt the vibe yet? 296 00:17:42,237 --> 00:17:43,666 We work hard, we play hard. 297 00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:46,425 Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard, right? 298 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:52,515 I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I am a friend first, 299 00:17:52,722 --> 00:17:54,066 and a boss second. 300 00:17:54,342 --> 00:17:57,002 Probably an entertainer third. 301 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:57,781 Just a second 302 00:17:58,374 --> 00:17:59,085 Right? 303 00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:04,476 Oh, hey, do you like the Jamie Kennedy Experiment? 304 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:04,783 Yeah. 305 00:18:04,803 --> 00:18:06,463 "Punk'd", and all that kind of stuff? 306 00:18:07,606 --> 00:18:10,043 You are going to be my accomplice, just go along with that ok? 307 00:18:10,073 --> 00:18:10,358 All right 308 00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:12,771 Just follow my lead, don't pimp me all right? 309 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:13,685 Come in! 310 00:18:14,002 --> 00:18:16,865 So corporate just said that I don want to.. 311 00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:17,202 You got a fax 312 00:18:16,946 --> 00:18:18,255 Oh, thank you Pam. 313 00:18:18,256 --> 00:18:20,376 Pam? Can you come in here for a sec? 314 00:18:20,924 --> 00:18:25,180 Just have a seat, I was gonna call you in anyway, you know Ryan? 315 00:18:26,683 --> 00:18:30,110 As you know, there is going to be downsizing 316 00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:34,702 and you have made my life so much easier, 317 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:39,174 in that I'm going to have to let you go first 318 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,037 What? Why? 319 00:18:41,319 --> 00:18:44,577 Why? Well, theft, and stealing 320 00:18:44,718 --> 00:18:45,817 Stealing? 321 00:18:46,549 --> 00:18:49,638 What am I suppose to have stolen? 322 00:18:49,939 --> 00:18:51,319 Post-It notes. 323 00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:52,597 Post-It notes...? 324 00:18:53,259 --> 00:18:54,686 What are those worth, like 50 cents? 325 00:18:55,662 --> 00:18:58,425 You steal a thousand Post-It notes at 50 cents a piece, 326 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,969 then you know you’ve made a profit margin. 327 00:19:03,152 --> 00:19:04,865 Gonna run us out of business, Pam. 328 00:19:05,090 --> 00:19:06,232 - Are you serious? 329 00:19:07,622 --> 00:19:08,576 - Yeah. 330 00:19:10,663 --> 00:19:12,612 I can't believe this, I mean, 331 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:16,891 I have never even stolen as much as a paper clip and you're firing me. 332 00:19:17,595 --> 00:19:19,808 And the best thing about it is that 333 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,977 we are not gonna have to give you any severance pay, 334 00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:27,456 because that is gross misconduct, and.. 335 00:19:27,781 --> 00:19:30,681 just clean out your desk. I'm sorry. 336 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,423 You're been just "Punk'd"! 337 00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:54,513 Surprise it's a joke, we were joking around, you see? 338 00:19:54,719 --> 00:19:58,767 Ok, he was in on he was my accomplice and 339 00:19:58,977 --> 00:20:01,510 it was just kind of a morale booster thing, and 340 00:20:01,615 --> 00:20:07,807 we were showing the new guy around kind of, to give him the feel for the place, so?.. 341 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,059 God, you were.. we totally got you? 342 00:20:11,069 --> 00:20:12,433 You're a jerk! 343 00:20:13,675 --> 00:20:15,974 Well, I don't know about that 344 00:20:31,174 --> 00:20:34,196 What is the most important thing for a company? 345 00:20:34,272 --> 00:20:38,295 Is it the cash flow? Is it the inventory? 346 00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:42,370 No it's the people. 347 00:20:42,716 --> 00:20:44,595 The "people". 348 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:49,529 My proudest moment here was not when I increased profits by 17%, 349 00:20:49,697 --> 00:20:53,836 or when I cut expenses without losing a single employee. 350 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,214 No, no, no, no. 351 00:20:55,513 --> 00:20:58,261 It was a young Guatemalan guy, 352 00:20:58,574 --> 00:21:01,412 First job in the country, barely spoke English 353 00:21:01,639 --> 00:21:03,657 came to me and said 354 00:21:04,155 --> 00:21:05,350 "Mr Scott, 355 00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:11,208 would you be the Godfather to my child?" 356 00:21:20,582 --> 00:21:23,467 Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked. 357 00:21:29,493 --> 00:21:30,767 Hey 358 00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:32,858 Hey how are you? 359 00:21:33,205 --> 00:21:35,593 Good I thought you were going out for a drink with? 360 00:21:35,613 --> 00:21:36,990 Oh no 361 00:21:40,029 --> 00:21:40,940 How's your headache? 362 00:21:41,524 --> 00:21:42,666 Better, thanks. 363 00:21:41,973 --> 00:21:43,225 Good 364 00:21:46,883 --> 00:21:48,193 Are you 365 00:21:49,022 --> 00:21:49,960 Walking out? 366 00:21:49,825 --> 00:21:50,792 Yes 367 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:52,952 Yes do you wanna? 368 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:53,893 Yeah 369 00:21:53,927 --> 00:21:54,999 Great, let me just 370 00:21:56,575 --> 00:21:57,503 Oh Roy 371 00:21:57,505 --> 00:21:59,826 Yeah, listen have a nice week-end! 372 00:21:59,907 --> 00:22:03,118 Yeah definitely you too! Enjoy it 373 00:22:16,908 --> 00:22:17,701 Come here 374 00:22:26,599 --> 00:22:28,776 The World's Best Boss