1 00:00:01,717 --> 00:00:03,242 There you go. 2 00:00:08,932 --> 00:00:10,051 Nice dress, Ryan. 3 00:00:10,464 --> 00:00:12,546 It's not a dress. It's a kurta. 4 00:00:12,625 --> 00:00:13,561 Okay. 5 00:00:13,696 --> 00:00:17,496 Tonight,one of our most ethnic coworkers, Kelly, 6 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:20,544 has invited us all to a Diwali celebration 7 00:00:20,612 --> 00:00:22,306 put on by her community. 8 00:00:22,545 --> 00:00:24,078 What is Diwali, you may ask? 9 00:00:24,374 --> 00:00:27,374 Well, to have Kelly explain it, 10 00:00:27,878 --> 00:00:29,442 "It's..." 11 00:00:30,746 --> 00:00:32,387 "It's so super, fun. 12 00:00:32,442 --> 00:00:33,935 "And it's gonna be great." 13 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,630 A lot of gods with unpronounceable names. 14 00:00:36,852 --> 00:00:40,817 20 minutes later, you find out that it's essentially a Hindu Halloween. 15 00:00:40,961 --> 00:00:43,387 - You look so handsome. - You really do. 16 00:00:44,141 --> 00:00:46,075 - I love the material. - I know. 17 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,538 How come you didn't get me one? 18 00:00:49,055 --> 00:00:50,079 I... 19 00:01:22,205 --> 00:01:24,602 Okay, so between Meredith's minivan, 20 00:01:24,706 --> 00:01:26,101 and if I borrow Bob's Yukon, 21 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:28,005 that should fit about 12 people. 22 00:01:28,325 --> 00:01:30,307 I actually might not go. 23 00:01:30,446 --> 00:01:32,549 - I'm feeling kind of tired. - Do you wan make Appletinis 24 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:34,196 and watch Sex and the City at my place? 25 00:01:34,208 --> 00:01:36,704 Oh, I don't know. I haven't decided yet. 26 00:01:38,317 --> 00:01:39,526 I don't get why you won't go. 27 00:01:39,612 --> 00:01:40,508 Did I do something wrong? 28 00:01:40,557 --> 00:01:42,053 I mean, I thought we were really close friends. 29 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:44,947 - I just feel kind of tired,you know. - Maybe you've got mono. 30 00:01:45,101 --> 00:01:46,096 Maybe. 31 00:01:46,395 --> 00:01:47,602 I just... 32 00:01:47,928 --> 00:01:49,320 I don't really have anyone to go with. 33 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,682 Well, go with Dwight. 34 00:01:51,033 --> 00:01:52,119 He's single too right? 35 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:53,979 Yeah, totally single. 36 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:55,153 100% available. 37 00:01:56,609 --> 00:01:58,815 Are you guys going to this Indian thing tonight? 38 00:02:00,074 --> 00:02:02,270 I don't know. Who's, uh, who's going? 39 00:02:03,116 --> 00:02:06,582 Ohh...you mean, like, is Pam going? 40 00:02:06,828 --> 00:02:08,637 Don't go. They eat monkey brains. 41 00:02:08,706 --> 00:02:10,201 Hey, hey, hey, stop that. 42 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:11,145 That is offensive. 43 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:14,075 Indians do not eat monkey brains. 44 00:02:14,505 --> 00:02:15,668 And if they do... 45 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,617 sign me up. 46 00:02:17,941 --> 00:02:20,008 Because I am sure that they are very tasty. 47 00:02:20,075 --> 00:02:21,106 And nutritional. 48 00:02:24,171 --> 00:02:29,157 It's important that this company celebrates its diversity. 49 00:02:30,507 --> 00:02:31,993 And you know what, Stanley? 50 00:02:32,451 --> 00:02:34,634 Comewanzaa time, I have got you covered, baby. 51 00:02:34,705 --> 00:02:36,868 I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. 52 00:02:37,005 --> 00:02:37,982 Really? 53 00:02:38,008 --> 00:02:40,040 You should. It's fun. 54 00:02:40,108 --> 00:02:42,986 I love the people here. 55 00:02:44,091 --> 00:02:48,587 And if there was one thing I don't really care for, 56 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:52,290 is that they can be terribly, terribly ignorant 57 00:02:52,363 --> 00:02:53,798 about other cultures. 58 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,499 And I don't want them embarrassing me 59 00:02:56,595 --> 00:02:58,850 in front of my girlfriend Carol. 60 00:02:59,005 --> 00:03:03,608 Diwali is a very important holiday for the Hindus. 61 00:03:03,678 --> 00:03:05,303 But, frankly, I'm a little appalled 62 00:03:05,541 --> 00:03:09,236 that none of you know very much about Indian culture. 63 00:03:09,585 --> 00:03:12,061 So with out further adieu, Kelly! 64 00:03:12,422 --> 00:03:13,733 You are on. 65 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:17,640 Um, Diwali is awesome. 66 00:03:18,006 --> 00:03:19,404 And there's food, 67 00:03:19,436 --> 00:03:20,674 and there's gonna be dancing. 68 00:03:20,705 --> 00:03:22,889 And, oh, I got the raddest outfit. 69 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,350 - It has sparkles... - Kelly... 70 00:03:24,408 --> 00:03:27,131 Um, why dot you tell us a little bit about 71 00:03:27,315 --> 00:03:30,303 the origins of the holiday? 72 00:03:30,505 --> 00:03:33,102 Oh, um, I don't know. It's really old, I think. 73 00:03:33,376 --> 00:03:34,866 How many gods do you have? 74 00:03:35,236 --> 00:03:37,202 Like hundreds, I think. Maybe more than that. 75 00:03:37,470 --> 00:03:39,706 And that blue, busty gal-- what's her story? 76 00:03:39,707 --> 00:03:42,217 She looks like Pam from the neck down. 77 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:43,700 Pam wishes. 78 00:03:45,107 --> 00:03:46,514 Kelly, I'll take this one. 79 00:03:46,767 --> 00:03:50,147 Diwali is a celebration of the coronation god king Rama 80 00:03:50,393 --> 00:03:52,553 after his epic battle with Ravena, 81 00:03:52,675 --> 00:03:54,173 the demon king of Lanka. 82 00:03:54,206 --> 00:03:56,001 It symbolizes the battle between good and evil. 83 00:03:56,066 --> 00:03:57,936 All right, all right. This isn't Lord of the Rings. 84 00:04:02,256 --> 00:04:03,412 Oops, sorry. 85 00:04:04,752 --> 00:04:07,455 I started biking to work. Josh does it. 86 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:09,717 And he lives a lot farther away than I do. 87 00:04:10,305 --> 00:04:12,307 And also, it saves gas money. 88 00:04:12,510 --> 00:04:14,605 It keeps me in shape. Helps the environment. 89 00:04:15,753 --> 00:04:19,479 And now I know it makes me really sweaty for work. 90 00:04:21,806 --> 00:04:22,902 Nice basket. 91 00:04:24,078 --> 00:04:25,173 Thank you. 92 00:04:27,691 --> 00:04:31,188 Now, a lot of people say that Kelly is one in a million. 93 00:04:31,207 --> 00:04:33,369 And that's true, but it's also not true. 94 00:04:33,588 --> 00:04:37,088 Because, frankly, there are literally billions of people 95 00:04:37,158 --> 00:04:38,953 just like Kelly in the world. 96 00:04:39,293 --> 00:04:41,815 Here are some famous Indians. 97 00:04:45,124 --> 00:04:47,719 Suahmanyan Chandrasekhar. 98 00:04:48,461 --> 00:04:50,946 He is a Nobel-Prize-winning physicist. 99 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:52,360 Impressive. 100 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,700 Apu, from The Simpsons. 101 00:04:54,807 --> 00:04:56,438 Hilarious Indian. 102 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:58,258 M. Night Shyamalan. 103 00:04:58,290 --> 00:05:00,682 The Village, Unbreakable, Sixth Sense. 104 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:01,766 I see dead people. 105 00:05:01,806 --> 00:05:04,485 Okay!Spoiler alert. 106 00:05:04,507 --> 00:05:06,892 - He was dead the whole time. - Just stop it! 107 00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:10,102 - What's-? - Oh, wha 108 00:05:10,398 --> 00:05:11,803 Where did that come from? 109 00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:19,144 Karen, my chips got stuck in the vending machine again. 110 00:05:19,206 --> 00:05:21,342 I need your... skinny little arms. 111 00:05:21,407 --> 00:05:22,460 Oh. 112 00:05:22,506 --> 00:05:23,800 Did you shake it? 113 00:05:23,908 --> 00:05:26,428 Yeah, I shook it, I shook it. 114 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,675 We have such a roller coaster thing, 115 00:05:32,727 --> 00:05:33,933 Karen and I. 116 00:05:34,354 --> 00:05:37,168 - Excuse me? - Roller-coastery friendship. 117 00:05:37,408 --> 00:05:39,870 Hot and cold. On again, off again. 118 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:42,596 Sexual-tension-filled type of deal. 119 00:05:43,470 --> 00:05:44,979 It's very Sam and Diane. 120 00:05:46,216 --> 00:05:47,351 - Wow. - From Cheers. 121 00:05:47,385 --> 00:05:48,393 Yep. Yeah. 122 00:05:48,623 --> 00:05:50,796 And another thing about the Indian people, 123 00:05:50,805 --> 00:05:52,776 they love sex positions. 124 00:05:52,807 --> 00:05:55,956 I present to you "The Kama Sutra". 125 00:05:56,753 --> 00:05:59,206 I mean, look at that. Who has seen that before? 126 00:05:59,463 --> 00:06:01,557 I have, that's the union of the monkey. 127 00:06:01,907 --> 00:06:04,303 Oh, that's what they call it. 128 00:06:04,405 --> 00:06:06,402 This is the best meeting we have ever had. 129 00:06:06,456 --> 00:06:09,073 - Thank you, Kevin. - I find this incredibly offensive. 130 00:06:09,139 --> 00:06:10,332 Well, I find it beautiful. 131 00:06:10,478 --> 00:06:13,284 Well, whatever Kelly wants to do in her own house is fine. 132 00:06:13,337 --> 00:06:15,780 But we shouldn't all be subjected to it. 133 00:06:16,069 --> 00:06:17,776 Actually, she's right. 134 00:06:17,819 --> 00:06:19,088 This isn't appropriate. 135 00:06:19,907 --> 00:06:21,821 - Why don't I take these? - You're not gonna collect them. 136 00:06:22,005 --> 00:06:24,702 No, this is delightful, charming culture. 137 00:06:24,807 --> 00:06:27,377 My Indian cultural seminar was going great 138 00:06:27,405 --> 00:06:30,729 until Toby decided that he was too immature 139 00:06:30,784 --> 00:06:33,159 to deal with culturally explicit images. 140 00:06:33,208 --> 00:06:35,666 It's just sex, people. Everybody does it. 141 00:06:35,703 --> 00:06:37,956 I'm doing it with Carol. 142 00:06:38,863 --> 00:06:40,049 Probably tonight. 143 00:06:43,009 --> 00:06:43,940 All right. 144 00:06:44,309 --> 00:06:45,588 I think you guys should be all set. 145 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,416 Oh, here's the corporate card for dinner. 146 00:06:47,506 --> 00:06:48,955 Thanks. Now, Karen... 147 00:06:49,006 --> 00:06:50,729 Let's keep it to $20 a person this time. 148 00:06:50,907 --> 00:06:52,143 Got it. 149 00:06:54,008 --> 00:06:55,680 Once a quarter, the sales staff at this branch 150 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:58,955 has to stay late to do order form consolidation. 151 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:01,596 Which...amazingly, 152 00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:03,729 is even less interesting than it sounds. 153 00:07:04,663 --> 00:07:07,776 - You guys ready to party? - What's that? 154 00:07:07,807 --> 00:07:10,026 I said, are you ready 155 00:07:10,131 --> 00:07:11,744 to part-ay! 156 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,753 Isn't this fun, not wearing shoes? 157 00:07:23,159 --> 00:07:25,037 I wish some of us still had our shoes on. 158 00:07:25,105 --> 00:07:27,152 Stop it. It's a disease. 159 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:29,082 I've...told you. 160 00:07:31,364 --> 00:07:33,878 I thought you said this was a costume party. 161 00:07:35,753 --> 00:07:37,480 What does that look like to you? 162 00:07:37,908 --> 00:07:39,953 An Indian woman in a sari. 163 00:07:40,039 --> 00:07:42,390 - No one's even gonna notice. - Nice outfit. 164 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,126 Hey, Kevin, it's a costume. 165 00:07:44,207 --> 00:07:46,047 You just cool it, okay? 166 00:07:46,784 --> 00:07:48,181 Carol? Carol. 167 00:07:49,032 --> 00:07:50,750 I'll have one of those as well. 168 00:07:50,813 --> 00:07:52,804 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 169 00:07:52,844 --> 00:07:54,648 C'est des citrons, des citrons verts, des oignons... 170 00:07:54,688 --> 00:07:57,070 I'm a vegetarian. What can I eat? 171 00:07:57,075 --> 00:07:58,712 It"s all vegeterian. 172 00:07:58,781 --> 00:08:00,312 I'll just have some bread. 173 00:08:02,151 --> 00:08:04,304 You used your hands. 174 00:08:08,176 --> 00:08:09,506 Oh, yuck. 175 00:08:11,857 --> 00:08:13,616 What, a little too spicy? 176 00:08:14,886 --> 00:08:16,913 These s'mores are disgusting. 177 00:08:17,117 --> 00:08:19,133 They're not s'mores. They're samosas. 178 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,453 Do you think they have any s'mores? 179 00:08:22,772 --> 00:08:25,592 All they are is chocolate, graham cracker, and marshmallow. 180 00:08:25,665 --> 00:08:27,541 How difficult would that have been? 181 00:08:30,745 --> 00:08:33,700 So...you're Kelly's sisters, huh? 182 00:08:39,549 --> 00:08:41,286 - What? - Rupa, Neepa, Teffani. 183 00:08:41,357 --> 00:08:43,489 Stop acting like such little losers, and just be cool. 184 00:08:43,578 --> 00:08:45,215 Come on, Ryan Come on. 185 00:08:45,278 --> 00:08:47,700 Leave him alone. I hate you guys. 186 00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:50,301 They said something about Zach Braff. 187 00:08:54,477 --> 00:08:55,932 That's very official. 188 00:08:56,305 --> 00:08:57,611 I decided to come. 189 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,579 I feel a little underdressed. 190 00:09:00,778 --> 00:09:04,198 But at least I'm not dressed like a slutty cheerleader, right? 191 00:09:05,338 --> 00:09:06,464 Is that mean? 192 00:09:22,243 --> 00:09:23,998 Temp! Temp! 193 00:09:39,441 --> 00:09:40,661 Don't even wanna hear it ! 194 00:09:40,662 --> 00:09:42,511 Stop it , stop it right now. 195 00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:45,112 Ryan is a temporary worker makes no money. 196 00:09:45,145 --> 00:09:47,072 Wali is a whole doctor, 197 00:09:47,148 --> 00:09:49,333 so handsome, makes good money. 198 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:51,675 - You think I wanna date a doctor? - He's a perfect match. 199 00:09:54,841 --> 00:09:56,265 Hey, big tuna, you ready? 200 00:09:56,398 --> 00:09:57,628 Yep. 201 00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:01,912 One, two, three. 202 00:10:02,138 --> 00:10:03,572 Shot! 203 00:10:05,465 --> 00:10:07,405 Ohh! Holy mother of God. 204 00:10:07,449 --> 00:10:09,358 Ooh, that burns. 205 00:10:09,848 --> 00:10:11,233 Golly! 206 00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:36,898 Wow, thirty years. 207 00:10:37,195 --> 00:10:40,133 And you two only met once before the wedding night. 208 00:10:40,545 --> 00:10:41,969 - Yes. - Wow. 209 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,508 How long have you been married to the cheerleader? 210 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:46,070 Oh... 211 00:10:46,586 --> 00:10:49,773 She's not a cheerleader. She thought this was a costume party. 212 00:10:50,328 --> 00:10:52,765 Um, no, we're not married. 213 00:10:54,027 --> 00:10:55,109 Yet! 214 00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:57,335 She's very fair. 215 00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:00,734 She is very fair. Very fair and very kind. 216 00:11:01,149 --> 00:11:05,219 So, tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing 217 00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:08,696 where when you die, she has to throw herself on fire? 218 00:11:09,408 --> 00:11:10,633 No? Okay. 219 00:11:11,689 --> 00:11:13,203 It's still very cool. 220 00:11:13,285 --> 00:11:14,763 Okay, thanks. 221 00:11:19,286 --> 00:11:21,641 One, two, three. 222 00:11:21,857 --> 00:11:22,931 Shooot! 223 00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:35,619 Are you okay? 224 00:11:36,815 --> 00:11:38,421 I'm gonna be. 225 00:11:42,486 --> 00:11:43,944 Hi. I'm just gonna... 226 00:11:44,048 --> 00:11:45,702 Just a sec, just a sec. 227 00:11:46,522 --> 00:11:47,679 Everyone. 228 00:11:47,726 --> 00:11:49,853 I'm sorry, could I have your attention, please? 229 00:11:50,347 --> 00:11:51,463 Thank you. 230 00:11:53,303 --> 00:11:55,671 Sorry, I just have an announcement to make. 231 00:11:58,272 --> 00:12:03,138 Okay, I have learned a lot about Indian culture tonight. 232 00:12:03,688 --> 00:12:07,561 But I have learned even more about love. 233 00:12:08,782 --> 00:12:10,590 And I know you're all thinking, 234 00:12:10,623 --> 00:12:13,522 "Who is this crazy gringo, and what is he talkin' about?" 235 00:12:13,821 --> 00:12:14,959 Well, I'm not crazy. 236 00:12:16,315 --> 00:12:18,132 Maybe I'm crazy in love. 237 00:12:19,778 --> 00:12:21,924 So, without further adieu, 238 00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:26,226 Carol...Carol Stills.. 239 00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:29,594 I would like you... 240 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:35,242 to do me the honor of making me your husband. 241 00:12:38,106 --> 00:12:39,591 Oh, Michael 242 00:12:39,746 --> 00:12:40,945 What do you say? 243 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:44,734 Can we talk about this in private? 244 00:12:45,007 --> 00:12:46,504 I didn't hear you. 245 00:12:47,269 --> 00:12:49,397 Can we talk about this in private? 246 00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:51,804 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 247 00:12:54,287 --> 00:12:55,532 Okay. 248 00:13:00,726 --> 00:13:01,882 I get it. 249 00:13:02,385 --> 00:13:03,648 I get it You're not ready. 250 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:04,660 We'll wait. 251 00:13:04,712 --> 00:13:08,288 - This is our ninth date, Michael. - Well, yeah, but I-- 252 00:13:08,658 --> 00:13:11,273 I feel like I've known you many lifetimes. 253 00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:16,601 - Maybe I'm Hindu after all. - Okay, I'm not Hindu. But.... 254 00:13:17,385 --> 00:13:21,413 Carol... Carol, I just feel like-- I just like you so much. 255 00:13:22,526 --> 00:13:23,623 I'd better go. 256 00:13:23,898 --> 00:13:25,693 Okay? You can find a way home, all right? 257 00:13:25,737 --> 00:13:26,566 Yes. 258 00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:27,847 - Okay. - Okay. 259 00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:32,902 - Okay - Good night. 260 00:13:33,635 --> 00:13:34,668 Hey, you know what? 261 00:13:34,797 --> 00:13:35,941 Why don't come with you ? 262 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:39,447 'Cause I've got this book called The Kama Sutra. 263 00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:41,019 - Okay, good night, Michael. - All right. 264 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:44,321 Good night. 265 00:13:49,946 --> 00:13:53,532 Well, I was a temp, but I got promoted. 266 00:13:53,926 --> 00:13:57,121 So, the compensation is a lot more competitive. 267 00:13:57,341 --> 00:14:00,301 So you're saving money now to start a family and home? 268 00:14:00,378 --> 00:14:03,033 Oh, or travel. 269 00:14:03,705 --> 00:14:05,840 And,and buy an Xbox. 270 00:14:10,354 --> 00:14:12,488 Is there anything you wanted to ask us tonight? 271 00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:15,705 Can you believe my boss 272 00:14:15,753 --> 00:14:17,425 proposed to his girlfriend in public? 273 00:14:17,505 --> 00:14:19,017 That is so Michael. 274 00:14:19,205 --> 00:14:21,331 Is it? He's really outgoing, huh? 275 00:14:22,349 --> 00:14:23,566 Yeah. 276 00:14:24,151 --> 00:14:26,467 Hey, would you excuse me for a second? 277 00:14:32,179 --> 00:14:33,575 It's hot in there. 278 00:14:34,929 --> 00:14:36,775 - How's the naan? - Dry. 279 00:14:37,395 --> 00:14:39,020 You looked like you were having fun. 280 00:14:39,506 --> 00:14:41,610 I am. You should come dance with us. 281 00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:44,067 I have to watch our shoes, so they don't get stolen. 282 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,737 - Who are you texting? - No one. 283 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,603 Andy, no a cappella 284 00:15:24,021 --> 00:15:26,465 Oh, come on, guys, please. 285 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,552 Tuna! Are you kidding me?! 286 00:15:45,889 --> 00:15:47,384 - Here. - That's so spicy. 287 00:15:47,454 --> 00:15:48,539 Yeah. 288 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,593 - You waiting for a call? - No. 289 00:16:01,991 --> 00:16:03,140 Wow. 290 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,518 Pam... 291 00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:11,076 When Carol said no tonight, 292 00:16:11,857 --> 00:16:15,156 I think I finally realized how you must be feeling. 293 00:16:15,953 --> 00:16:18,547 We are both the victims of broken engagements. 294 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,968 Well, you were never really engaged. 295 00:16:22,518 --> 00:16:26,900 I was in that marriage arena, though. 296 00:16:28,974 --> 00:16:30,130 - Yeah. - Yeah. 297 00:16:31,972 --> 00:16:33,988 Ohh...well. 298 00:16:36,045 --> 00:16:38,422 I kind of thought something would happen tonight too. 299 00:16:42,488 --> 00:16:44,173 We're so alike. 300 00:16:46,036 --> 00:16:47,630 So alike. 301 00:16:59,246 --> 00:17:01,532 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 302 00:17:02,406 --> 00:17:04,466 - I'm rejecting your kiss. - What? 303 00:17:22,085 --> 00:17:23,650 Can I have a ride home? 304 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,136 If you sit in the back. 305 00:17:29,262 --> 00:17:30,369 Okay, guys. 306 00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:38,486 Hey, can I have a ride, man? 307 00:17:38,487 --> 00:17:40,650 I, uh, I have my bike. 308 00:17:41,585 --> 00:17:42,544 No way, dude. 309 00:17:42,547 --> 00:17:44,341 I am not driving home. 310 00:17:44,661 --> 00:17:50,154 I brought an inflatable bed for just such occasions. 311 00:17:50,224 --> 00:17:51,607 You're welcome to share it, though. 312 00:17:51,608 --> 00:17:52,990 It's a roomy twin. 313 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,458 Okay. 314 00:18:20,321 --> 00:18:22,374 Hey, dummy, get , the car. 315 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,225 I'm a drunk driver. 316 00:18:24,818 --> 00:18:26,514 Yes, you are. 317 00:18:26,769 --> 00:18:28,335 Here, let me take that. 318 00:18:28,765 --> 00:18:30,340 Just, get in the car. 319 00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:32,381 You can really hold your liquor, though. 320 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,497 Yeah, you can't. 321 00:18:34,936 --> 00:18:35,997 Okay. 322 00:18:36,773 --> 00:18:38,980 And I am just going to lie down in the back, 323 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:42,770 - If that's all right. - Sure. Here's you bike. 324 00:18:43,204 --> 00:18:45,441 Just don't puke on anything. 325 00:18:50,884 --> 00:18:52,017 You okay? 326 00:18:52,057 --> 00:18:53,611 - So good. - Good. 327 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,291 These are not my shoes. 328 00:19:10,598 --> 00:19:12,880 This is just like that s how Taxi Cab Confessions. 329 00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:15,235 If you say one more word, I'm stopping the car. 330 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:20,696 Why not to Indians every where? 331 00:19:21,805 --> 00:19:23,563 It's a tribute to one of the greats. 332 00:19:23,723 --> 00:19:25,344 Mr. Adam Sandler.