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JIM: All right,
let's get started.

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Oh, first off, we're supposed to
be pushing card stock this week.

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So, let's push
card stock this week.

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Also... What is this?

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Tape recorder.

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For what?

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For recording.

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Michael is on vacation and he has
asked me to record all meetings

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and to type up
the transcripts.

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Okay. Karen,
any news from that law firm?

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Yeah, the deal closed yesterday.
It's a six-month commitment.

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Oh, my God!
Dwight, what are you doing?

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What?

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You're not allowed to take off your
pants in the middle of the office.

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I'm not. Dwight, you know
what, just back off, okay?

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That's making
me uncomfortable.

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This is sexual harassment,
by the way.

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Oh, my God,
he's got a knife!

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I do not have a knife.

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No. Let the record show that Dwight K.
Schrute is now completely nude

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and is holding a plastic
knife to Stanley's neck?

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Let the record show
that Jim Halpert is a liar!

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Dwight Schrute is now
wearing a baby's bonnet.

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I am not.

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Oh, Jim Carrey
just walked in.

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Dwight, get his
autograph for Michael...

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Jim Carrey did not
just walk in, okay?

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Yes, he...

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Dwight,
what is that on your stomach?

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Is that a Muppet Babies
tattoo?

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JIM: Oh, my God,
Karen, you're right.

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That is Animal
from the Muppet Babies.

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You can't see my stomach...

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I am now chopping off Phyllis'
head with a chain saw!

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(IMITATING CHAIN SAW WHIRRING)

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Hey, mon!

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Hey.

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You have a bunch
of messages and...

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That's nice.

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Hannah quit
while you were gone.

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I guess she memoed
to file some complaints

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she had about being a working mother.

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And so you might also 
have to be deposed.

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Relax. Just relax, okay?
Okay.

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I'll get to all of it later.
It's kind of serious.

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Aren't you going to
ask me how Jamaica was?

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Say it. Ask me.

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How was Jamaica?
It was so good!

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Hey, mon!

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At Sandals, Jamaica, when
somebody says, "Hey, mon,"

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everybody says,
"Hey, mon," back.

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Oh, Michael,
I'm glad you're here.

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Stanley. You know what?

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It is really good
to see you, too.

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My bonus check was $100
less than you promised.

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Okay, well, payroll is
in charge of all of that...

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They said
I should talk to you.

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Well, I am just
getting settled in.

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So I'm gonna...

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I am not doing
a lick more work

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until I get my
full bonus check.

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You are not as much fun
as your Jamaican brothers,

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mon.

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You wanna talk about it?

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Nope.

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I still haven't
found an apartment yet.

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I'm living in a hotel.

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Yesterday, I saw a for-rent
sign down the street from Jim,

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and he said he didn't think
it'd be such a good idea.

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He said it would be
like we were living together

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in different houses,
two blocks away.

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Feelin' hot, hot, hot!

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Feelin' hot, hot, hot!

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Feelin' hot, hot, hot!

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Feelin' hot, hot, hot!

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That's all I know so far,
but I'm gonna keep practicing.

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It's good.

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You know, I had never been out
of the country before now.

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I got to see how Jamaicans
live. It is great.

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You know, they just relax,
they party all the time.

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It's kind of an impoverished country.
Yeah.

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Gosh. Great.

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You know what, Pam?
Make a note.

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I want us all to start having
pina coladas every day at 3:00.

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Well, you can't today.
We're doing inventory.

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Inventory's at
the end of December.

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We couldn't do it without you,
so we postponed.

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I specifically went on
vacation so I would miss it.

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Inventory is boring.

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In the islands, they don't make
you do stuff like take inventory.

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Why do you think so many
businesses move to the Caymans?

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Tonight, we are going
to have an inventory luau.

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I want to bring back
a little slice of paradise

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to the Dunder Mifflin
Warehouse Inventory.

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So, Party Planning Committee,
get on it.

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By the end of the day?
That's impossible.

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The Jamaicans don't have
a word for "impossible".

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Yep, it's English.
It's "impossible".

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Michael, there's no
way we can do it in time.

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How hard is a luau?

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All you need are some
grass skirts, pineapple, poi,

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tiki torches, suckling pig,
some fire dancers.

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That's all you need.

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Come on in!

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Settle in.

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Settling...

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Settling...

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And settled. Good.

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There is something I would
like to show everybody.

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See this sign?

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"No shirt.
No shoes. No problem."

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This is an attitude I would like
all of you to have right here.

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So what if we have to stay late
and do inventory? No problem.

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Oh, my God. Is that Jan?

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JIM: What?
KEVIN: Where?

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RYAN: What?
PAM: On the left.

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No, no, no. That's...
Oh, my God...

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No, that's a German woman
named Urgle Grue.

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Jan told me to play it cool
and not tell anybody

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because it could
get us both in trouble.

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So, officially,
I did not see her.

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But I did see Jan there

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in our room

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at night

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and in the morning.

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And that's all I'm gonna say.

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Sex. Sex.

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We had sex.

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I had sex with her.

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I had sex with Jan.

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Hey, dude.
I just got back from Jamaica.

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TODD: Big whoop.
I was in Hotlanta.

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That whole town is waxed.

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Yeah, that sounds amazing,
but you know what?

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The lady, Jan Levinson,
wanted to go to Montego Bay.

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You took The Ice Queen?
I don't buy it.

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Well, I'm looking at a photo,
right now,

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and, I'm telling you,
it could be in Maxim.

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They wouldn't give you a
subscription to Maxim.

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Oh, no?
No.

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Okay. Well,

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check this out.

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I'm sending you some e-mail.

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You got it?

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What? No, I got nothing.

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Check it again.
Hit refresh.

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Yeah, Mike, still nothing.

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Okay, wait a second.

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I sent it to you at
packer@dundermifflin.com...

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packaging@dundermifflin.com...

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Uh-oh.

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Wait. I just got it
from somebody else.

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Wow!

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This is hot. Damn!

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How do I get you
out of this picture?

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Darryl?

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Hey. Hi, where's Darryl?

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He's in the office.

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Okay.

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Hi. Hey, man,
how's it going?

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All right.
What's up, Mike?

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That's great. Okay.

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So did you get
an e-mail from me?

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Yeah.
Okay.

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Well, that was supposed to
go to Packer, not Packaging.

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Did you already forward it
to a whole bunch of people?

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Uh-uh.

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Okay.

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Well, did you get the
second e-mail that I sent

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explaining that the first
e-mail was a mistake

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and that you
should delete it?

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Yep.

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Have you sent
that out to everyone?

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Mike,
I'm very busy down here.

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Yikes.

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Already sent it to you,
my friend.

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Fantastic.
Boring.

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Call me if she rolls over.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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You okay?

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Yeah.

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You sure?

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Yeah. Yes.

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I'm just in this, like,
stupid fight with Karen.

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Oh!

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You want to talk about it?

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Really?

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I have a special
assignment for you.

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Who's the target?

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A sensitive e-mail has been
released into the office.

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It contains a file.
A picture.

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The filename is
Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.

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What's it of?
Not important.

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Unless you're willing
to tell me everything,

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I cannot accept
this assignment.

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Okay, then forget it.
Okay, I accept it.

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So, I don't know, I just feel like
we've been dating a month, right?

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Same street, I think that
might be a little close.

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A little bit much.

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What?

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How far away does she live
now, like, 10 minutes?

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Yeah, I guess.

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Honestly, I think you
should go easy on her.

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No, I didn't mind helping
Jim with his problem.

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That's what friends do.

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I help Phyllis all the time.

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Just yesterday, I untangled a
piece of tape from her hair.

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So, yeah.

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Hey, thanks a lot.

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00:10:03,905 --> 00:10:05,896
Oh, don't worry about it.

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00:10:06,975 --> 00:10:08,943
I mean,
it's better than listening

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00:10:09,010 --> 00:10:10,619
to Michael
play a conch shell,

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which is what I was doing.

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Oh, also,

217
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Michael went to Jamaica with Jan...
Yeah.

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How have we not
talked about this already?

219
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I mean, what happened there?
Kidnapping?

220
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Hey, I need to talk to you...

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Not now, not ever.

222
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...about you and Jan.

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None of your business.

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I wish that were true,
but it... It...

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It seems from that
photo that two of you

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have entered into
an intimate relationship.

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That photo is my personal property,
and if you are telling me

228
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that you went on my computer
and stole that photo,

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then I am going
to call the cops.

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Michael, nine different people
e-mailed me that photo,

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including my ex-wife
and we don't talk.

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Well, this is probably
the icebreaker you need.

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You know,
for your own protection,

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you should disclose
the relationship to HR.

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I bet you would
love all the details,

236
00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:03,296
wouldn't you,
you skeevy little perv?

237
00:11:03,564 --> 00:11:05,259
All right. If you're
having a relationship

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with your superior,
you must disclose it.

239
00:11:07,468 --> 00:11:09,402
No, no.
No, I am not dating Jan.

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She was very clear
about that.

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Just two like souls
having a romantic time

242
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in the most
romantic place on Earth.

243
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Got enough, weirdo?

244
00:11:20,415 --> 00:11:21,814
All right, thanks, Michael.
Okay.

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00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:23,915
Okay, we only have
three hours, people,

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to plan a whole luau
and you're not helping.

247
00:11:26,587 --> 00:11:28,386
What are
the ingredients of poi?

248
00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:32,050
I've called every grocery store in
Scranton and no one sells whole pigs.

249
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:33,785
Did you try
the petting zoo?

250
00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:38,603
Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

251
00:11:39,434 --> 00:11:41,274
Just a second. Michael?

252
00:11:41,903 --> 00:11:43,564
It's Jan on the phone.
Oh, God!

253
00:11:43,638 --> 00:11:45,936
No, no, no. Hang up. Hang up.

254
00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:48,498
Tell her I'm not here.
Don't... Don't...

255
00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:49,962
I've ran out of gas.

256
00:11:50,311 --> 00:11:53,337
I hit a deer. I hit...
I hit a deer with my car.

257
00:11:53,848 --> 00:11:56,316
No. I hit a cat.
Tell her I hit a cat.

258
00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:57,829
He'll call you back.

259
00:11:58,386 --> 00:11:59,819
Okay. Great.

260
00:12:01,389 --> 00:12:03,687
Do you think she bought it?
Okay.

261
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:05,751
Okay.

262
00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:09,063
Michael hit a deer?

263
00:12:11,933 --> 00:12:15,300
Michael! Michael, there's an
emergency in the warehouse.

264
00:12:15,369 --> 00:12:16,626
An accident?
Is somebody hurt?

265
00:12:16,704 --> 00:12:17,898
No, it's...

266
00:12:18,473 --> 00:12:19,963
It involves the photograph.

267
00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:22,509
Oh, God! No, no, no.

268
00:12:32,587 --> 00:12:34,418
Mike,
you're a rock star, man!

269
00:12:34,489 --> 00:12:36,121
You are the man!

270
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,585
DARRYL: Yeah!
Well done!

271
00:12:37,658 --> 00:12:39,353
(MAN WHOOPING)
All right. Okay.

272
00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:40,985
Hit that corporate booty.

273
00:12:41,062 --> 00:12:42,427
ROY: Nice to hit it!

274
00:12:48,136 --> 00:12:50,366
Hello! Hi!
Attention, everyone.

275
00:12:51,239 --> 00:12:54,572
Apparently, there is an
e-mail circulating around

276
00:12:54,642 --> 00:12:58,874
that contains a very PG-13 rated
picture of me and a woman.

277
00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:00,038
Jan.

278
00:13:00,114 --> 00:13:03,174
No, Kevin, a woman.
Maybe Jan, maybe...

279
00:13:03,251 --> 00:13:04,240
Urgle Grue.

280
00:13:04,318 --> 00:13:06,757
My point is
that if you get it,

281
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,784
I would ask that you just
delete it, sight unseen.

282
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,476
Let's be professional,
all right?

283
00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:15,889
Feelin'...
Feelin' hot, hot, hot

284
00:13:16,531 --> 00:13:17,964
Hey!
Hey.

285
00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:19,626
What are you doing out here?

286
00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:21,167
Island living, you know.

287
00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:23,263
Jan called.

288
00:13:23,337 --> 00:13:25,195
She's coming in
later to talk to you.

289
00:13:25,773 --> 00:13:27,001
Did she say what it's about?

290
00:13:27,351 --> 00:13:28,613
That's all she said.

291
00:13:40,556 --> 00:13:44,322
Olé, olé, olé
olé, olé, olé

292
00:13:44,393 --> 00:13:47,794
Olé, olé, olé
olé, olé, olé

293
00:13:47,863 --> 00:13:49,854
The people in the party,
hot, hot, hot

294
00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,655
I think you dropped this.

295
00:13:56,805 --> 00:13:57,897
You sure?

296
00:13:57,973 --> 00:13:58,940
Definitely.

297
00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:03,471
I have disconnected
the office T1 line.

298
00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:04,637
I have ordered
that be taken down.

299
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,680
All right.

300
00:14:05,748 --> 00:14:08,392
I've destroyed all printouts
from the bathroom.

301
00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:10,381
There are copies
in the bathroom?

302
00:14:10,452 --> 00:14:12,044
There were a lot of them.

303
00:14:12,654 --> 00:14:13,643
All right.

304
00:14:20,095 --> 00:14:21,460
I think I owe you one.

305
00:14:21,797 --> 00:14:22,821
Sorry?

306
00:14:22,898 --> 00:14:24,729
For talking
sense into Halpert.

307
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,928
The Days Inn Room 228 was staring
to get really depressing.

308
00:14:28,003 --> 00:14:29,630
Yeah, I know,
don't worry about it.

309
00:14:29,705 --> 00:14:31,696
I mean,
he was being ridiculous.

310
00:14:31,774 --> 00:14:35,175
Yeah. But thanks, seriously.

311
00:14:35,244 --> 00:14:36,643
Sure.
Okay.

312
00:14:41,884 --> 00:14:43,283
(DARRYL WHOOPING)

313
00:14:43,352 --> 00:14:44,478
DARRYL: Yes!

314
00:14:44,553 --> 00:14:46,043
Yes, what'd I tell you?

315
00:14:46,121 --> 00:14:48,954
I knew he'd turn up.
You see that?

316
00:14:50,359 --> 00:14:52,384
This is the greatest night
of my life.

317
00:15:03,806 --> 00:15:06,206
Who did this to you?
Where is he?

318
00:15:07,242 --> 00:15:08,334
What?

319
00:15:08,944 --> 00:15:12,072
No. It's not... It's nothing.

320
00:15:22,658 --> 00:15:23,886
It's hot in here.

321
00:15:25,194 --> 00:15:26,786
Yeah.
Yeah.

322
00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:37,966
Thanks.

323
00:15:42,144 --> 00:15:44,190
You don't need to stay here.
I know.

324
00:16:01,897 --> 00:16:04,403
So you're PMSing
pretty bad, huh?

325
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,316
JAN: Hello, everyone.

326
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,472
Hello, Michael.
Hello.

327
00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:35,788
Hi, Jan. You look

328
00:16:36,732 --> 00:16:37,790
tan.

329
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,597
I was in Scottsdale,
visiting my sister.

330
00:16:41,937 --> 00:16:44,405
Yeah? How was it?

331
00:16:46,008 --> 00:16:47,152
Very sunny.

332
00:16:48,076 --> 00:16:49,285
Family's important.

333
00:16:50,712 --> 00:16:53,044
Michael. I would
like to speak with you

334
00:16:53,115 --> 00:16:54,343
in your office, please.

335
00:16:54,416 --> 00:16:55,610
Okay. Yep.

336
00:17:31,732 --> 00:17:33,233
Why am I here, Michael?

337
00:17:34,523 --> 00:17:35,547
I...
In the last year,

338
00:17:35,624 --> 00:17:38,686
I've gone through a divorce,
an identity theft,

339
00:17:38,894 --> 00:17:42,686
a husband who
would not communicate.

340
00:17:42,746 --> 00:17:43,770
This is neither
here nor there.

341
00:17:43,832 --> 00:17:47,063
My psychiatrist thinks that I have
some self-destructive tendencies,

342
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:49,729
and that for once,
I should indulge them.

343
00:17:50,209 --> 00:17:51,350
Are you following me?

344
00:17:51,968 --> 00:17:52,921
Yes.

345
00:17:53,641 --> 00:17:56,272
I think I owe it to myself

346
00:17:56,979 --> 00:17:59,539
to find some kind of
happiness, you know?

347
00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:04,313
I mean, even... Even if it
means lowering my expectations

348
00:18:04,386 --> 00:18:06,877
or redefining
the word itself.

349
00:18:07,556 --> 00:18:09,196
Okay, yeah...
This is the thing, you know?

350
00:18:09,224 --> 00:18:13,178
I am attracted to you.

351
00:18:13,729 --> 00:18:18,233
I don't... I don't
know why, I... But I am,

352
00:18:19,234 --> 00:18:21,225
and I need to
follow my instincts.

353
00:18:21,903 --> 00:18:24,022
At least, that's what
Dr. Perry thinks.

354
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:26,635
Who's Dr. Perry? I...

355
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,676
This is the point, okay?

356
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,295
You're wrong for me.

357
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:32,339
In...

358
00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:35,171
In every way.

359
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:36,906
But I still...

360
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:37,905
Well, I...

361
00:18:39,421 --> 00:18:41,446
...find myself wanting

362
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,048
to be with you.

363
00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:50,752
And I to you,

364
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:56,167
in addition,
feel the same feelings

365
00:18:56,838 --> 00:18:59,136
that you are, as well.

366
00:19:05,714 --> 00:19:07,079
Good. Good.

367
00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:15,147
So, thanks for coming by.

368
00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:16,190
Yes...

369
00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:17,190
I...

370
00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:18,749
Oh. Good.
Okay.

371
00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:19,794
Okay.

372
00:19:21,296 --> 00:19:23,526
Thank you for
taking the time.

373
00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:25,725
Well, thanks for coming over.
I appreciate...

374
00:19:31,106 --> 00:19:32,528
Wait 15 minutes, okay?

375
00:19:32,808 --> 00:19:35,072
Then find an excuse and
meet me at your condo, okay?

376
00:19:35,143 --> 00:19:36,208
Okay.

377
00:19:39,347 --> 00:19:40,336
Jan?

378
00:19:42,986 --> 00:19:44,677
You complete me.

379
00:19:50,859 --> 00:19:51,872
Oh, God.

380
00:19:57,495 --> 00:19:58,553
Hey.

381
00:20:00,364 --> 00:20:02,727
You remember when we were
planning our honeymoon,

382
00:20:03,131 --> 00:20:06,719
and you wanted to go to Hawaii
and I wanted to go to Mexico?

383
00:20:07,610 --> 00:20:08,736
Yeah.

384
00:20:10,178 --> 00:20:12,063
I was definitely right.

385
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,019
Oh, brother.

386
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,422
What am I gonna do?

387
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,160
I'm gonna hang it up at home.

388
00:20:26,088 --> 00:20:28,113
I don't have a lot of art.