1 00:00:01,015 --> 00:00:05,240 DWIGHT: I have left Dunder Mifflin after many record-breaking years, 2 00:00:05,308 --> 00:00:08,835 and I'm officially on the job market and it's very exciting. 3 00:00:08,912 --> 00:00:11,616 For your convenience, I've broken it down into three parts. 4 00:00:11,882 --> 00:00:15,741 Professional resume, athletic and special skills resume 5 00:00:15,819 --> 00:00:17,952 and Dwight Schrute trivia. 6 00:00:18,089 --> 00:00:21,889 DWIGHT: I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me. 7 00:00:22,025 --> 00:00:24,687 How would I describe myself? Three words. 8 00:00:24,776 --> 00:00:28,761 Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. 9 00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:32,918 Merciless, insatiable. 10 00:00:33,122 --> 00:00:35,522 There's nothing on my horizon except everything. 11 00:00:35,639 --> 00:00:37,472 Everything is on my horizon. 12 00:00:37,941 --> 00:00:41,240 I got this job to make some money while I continue my employment search. 13 00:00:41,865 --> 00:00:44,732 And it's fine for the time being. 14 00:00:46,265 --> 00:00:47,630 Break's over. 15 00:00:56,072 --> 00:00:57,334 Big Turkey? 16 00:00:58,693 --> 00:01:01,203 (MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE) 17 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:06,300 He rocks in the treetop all a day long 18 00:01:06,369 --> 00:01:08,530 Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' the song 19 00:01:08,605 --> 00:01:09,731 All the little birds on... 20 00:01:09,806 --> 00:01:11,000 Is that you singing? 21 00:01:11,074 --> 00:01:13,372 All four parts. Recorded it on my computer. 22 00:01:13,443 --> 00:01:15,226 JIM: Wow. Took me forever. 23 00:01:16,012 --> 00:01:18,312 Nice job. Thank you muchly. 24 00:01:18,849 --> 00:01:22,842 Oh rockin' robin well you really gonna rock tonight 25 00:01:23,587 --> 00:01:24,576 Every little swallow... 26 00:01:24,721 --> 00:01:25,881 You gonna answer it? 27 00:01:26,223 --> 00:01:28,054 Every little bird in the tall oak tree 28 00:01:28,124 --> 00:01:29,591 I called it myself. 29 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:31,828 Just thought you'd get a kick out of the new ring. 30 00:01:31,855 --> 00:01:32,601 Yikes. 31 00:01:32,647 --> 00:01:36,390 Side note, just like to say I'm thrilled to be working directly beneath you. 32 00:01:36,466 --> 00:01:38,730 Cool. I feel I have a lot to learn from you, 33 00:01:38,802 --> 00:01:42,169 even though you're younger and have less experience. 34 00:01:43,139 --> 00:01:47,701 So here's to the future, Andy and the Tuna. 35 00:01:48,879 --> 00:01:51,062 (SINGING) Andy and the Tuna 36 00:01:52,716 --> 00:01:57,949 Oh, what a duo, magical Andy and the Tuna 37 00:01:59,991 --> 00:02:01,322 I miss Dwight. 38 00:02:03,693 --> 00:02:06,939 Congratulations, universe, you win. 39 00:02:44,270 --> 00:02:45,358 Top won't go up! 40 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:50,066 Look who's here! 41 00:02:51,028 --> 00:02:54,316 Hello hello! Welcome back! Hi Michael. 42 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:55,777 Good to see you. 43 00:02:56,018 --> 00:02:59,728 As you know, Oscar is a gay man 44 00:02:59,848 --> 00:03:01,345 who is also my friend. 45 00:03:01,637 --> 00:03:04,629 And he's been on a little bit of a sabbatical, recently, 46 00:03:04,693 --> 00:03:06,324 seeing the world, finding himself. 47 00:03:06,481 --> 00:03:08,183 Having lots of fun, no doubt. 48 00:03:08,278 --> 00:03:09,504 What does that mean? 49 00:03:10,332 --> 00:03:12,363 Check out the new car! 50 00:03:12,403 --> 00:03:14,176 German engineering. Nice! 51 00:03:14,207 --> 00:03:15,762 How many pays does that set you back? 52 00:03:15,807 --> 00:03:17,017 It's a company lease. 53 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,267 From the settlement. 54 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:19,681 After you kissed me. 55 00:03:19,901 --> 00:03:22,822 Well, that's how this company takes care of our employees! 56 00:03:22,862 --> 00:03:24,517 When we settle, we settle high! 57 00:03:24,753 --> 00:03:25,773 I have an idea. 58 00:03:25,807 --> 00:03:28,072 Rainbow stickers. All over the back windshield. 59 00:03:28,153 --> 00:03:30,494 Shout it from the mountain tops, my friend! 60 00:03:30,651 --> 00:03:33,760 Part of me wants the people of this office to have learned their lesson 61 00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:35,150 and just shut the hell up. 62 00:03:36,213 --> 00:03:37,642 And part of me thinks 63 00:03:38,361 --> 00:03:41,306 "you know what, keep talking. I'd really love a home theater." 64 00:03:41,815 --> 00:03:45,649 Yes, Dwight Schrute has left the company. More personnel turnover. 65 00:03:45,735 --> 00:03:47,299 Cost of doing business. 66 00:03:47,651 --> 00:03:48,549 Yeah, well, 67 00:03:48,965 --> 00:03:51,916 it is a big loss. Dwight was the top salesman. 68 00:03:51,955 --> 00:03:54,166 "Was" the top salesman. I said was. 69 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:57,211 Right, addition by subtraction. 70 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,322 What does that even mean? That is impossible. 71 00:04:02,018 --> 00:04:03,424 Yeah, you're right. 72 00:04:03,874 --> 00:04:08,486 But there is some good news. Oscar is back, addition by addition. 73 00:04:08,858 --> 00:04:12,157 So we are going to have a big party today to welcome him back, 74 00:04:12,228 --> 00:04:15,459 and hopefully, that'll lift everyone's spirits. 75 00:04:15,698 --> 00:04:16,790 Hey. 76 00:04:17,119 --> 00:04:20,431 Oscar. Good to have you back. Pam. Good to be back. 77 00:04:20,604 --> 00:04:21,692 Hey! Hey, Oscar. 78 00:04:22,213 --> 00:04:23,369 Welcome back, Oscar! 79 00:04:23,416 --> 00:04:25,010 Thank you. Good to be back. 80 00:04:26,018 --> 00:04:26,902 Hi, everyone. 81 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,517 Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your gaycation? 82 00:04:31,003 --> 00:04:32,571 That's very funny. 83 00:04:32,617 --> 00:04:36,436 Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds after you left. 84 00:04:41,647 --> 00:04:43,478 Hi, Angela. 85 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:45,777 Oscar. 86 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:49,328 Hey, boss. MICHAEL: Hey, what's up? 87 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:51,047 Nothing. 88 00:04:55,149 --> 00:04:58,830 Man. TGI Wednesday. 89 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:00,923 Am I right? Yep. 90 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:05,094 Gonna go home, get my beer on, get my Lost on. 91 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,266 What're you doing later? You wanna hang out? 92 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:12,821 Oh, I don't know, maybe. Well, I'll take that as a maybe. 93 00:05:20,786 --> 00:05:22,481 Where're you going? Bathroom. 94 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,475 Oh, I'm going to the kitchen, I'll walk with you. 95 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:35,439 Things are going pretty good. Getting a lot of face time with the boss. 96 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:43,572 Oscar, I have a question. 97 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:47,579 Would you like to join the Party Planning Committee? 98 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:49,842 The committee with all the women? Yeah. 99 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:53,440 Because I'm gay? No, no. 100 00:05:54,253 --> 00:05:59,987 Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things, 101 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:04,422 and I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. 102 00:06:05,464 --> 00:06:09,798 And I would just like to make some changes about certain things. 103 00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:12,601 And certain situations and certain accounts. 104 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:15,106 Okay, okay. All right, all right, I'll join. I'd love to. 105 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:17,289 That's... Thank you. 106 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:18,702 Thank you. Thank you. 107 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:24,191 Can I join, too? 108 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,083 Never. 109 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:30,650 You sell those two printers this morning? Nice work. 110 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:33,485 Child's play. Give me something hard to sell. 111 00:06:39,306 --> 00:06:40,599 Hey where's Dwight? 112 00:06:40,695 --> 00:06:41,783 You didn't hear? 113 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:44,311 Decapitated. Whole big thing. 114 00:06:44,485 --> 00:06:46,390 We had a funeral for a bird. 115 00:06:48,181 --> 00:06:49,930 I'm pretty sure none of that's real. 116 00:06:50,329 --> 00:06:51,690 You're not real man! 117 00:06:54,594 --> 00:06:58,340 Wow, what is wrong with this thing? It looks terrible. 118 00:06:58,666 --> 00:07:00,156 Do you want me to ask the night cleaning crew 119 00:07:00,234 --> 00:07:01,428 if they stopped watering it? 120 00:07:01,502 --> 00:07:05,748 Yeah. Oh, you know what? Ask them about the toys on my desk, too. 121 00:07:06,107 --> 00:07:10,168 They always used to arrange the toys on my desk in a very pleasing way. 122 00:07:10,244 --> 00:07:11,643 It used to brighten my morning. 123 00:07:11,745 --> 00:07:14,803 Oh, that wasn't the night crew. That was Dwight. 124 00:07:16,038 --> 00:07:19,838 Really? That was very nice of him. 125 00:07:20,187 --> 00:07:22,772 We need more attitude like that around this office. 126 00:07:23,424 --> 00:07:26,162 Feel you, dawg. Yeah, do you? 127 00:07:26,295 --> 00:07:28,897 Absolutely. What did I say? 128 00:07:31,257 --> 00:07:32,318 You said... 129 00:07:32,382 --> 00:07:34,145 (MUMBLING) 130 00:07:35,469 --> 00:07:39,053 Which is like... Right on. Pam was like, "Blah, blah, blah," 131 00:07:39,106 --> 00:07:40,936 and you're like, "Yeah." 132 00:07:41,342 --> 00:07:42,502 (EXCLAIMS) 133 00:07:42,843 --> 00:07:43,867 Nailed it. 134 00:07:50,278 --> 00:07:52,778 Wow, wow, wow. 135 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:57,872 Love that Andy, right? Solid fellow. Seems smart enough. 136 00:07:58,058 --> 00:07:59,082 Likes me a lot. 137 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,155 A lot? Too much. 138 00:08:03,597 --> 00:08:06,396 Like a crazy person a little. 139 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,388 Not super crazy, just... 140 00:08:09,970 --> 00:08:11,835 There's something about him that creeps me out. 141 00:08:11,906 --> 00:08:12,946 I can't really explain it. 142 00:08:14,441 --> 00:08:15,931 He's always up in my biznezz, 143 00:08:16,510 --> 00:08:21,652 which is Ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me. 144 00:08:22,516 --> 00:08:27,269 I don't understand how someone can have so little self-awareness. 145 00:08:34,094 --> 00:08:37,359 I really have no preference. We don't even have to have a party. 146 00:08:37,431 --> 00:08:42,164 No, hey. Hey, don't be ridiculous. Of course we're going to have a party. 147 00:08:42,670 --> 00:08:45,758 The celebration of Oscar. Oscar night. 148 00:08:46,173 --> 00:08:47,936 And I wanted to be Oscar specific. 149 00:08:48,008 --> 00:08:51,031 Michael... No. No, I mean, not because you're gay. 150 00:08:51,212 --> 00:08:53,646 Your gayness does not define you. 151 00:08:53,714 --> 00:08:56,581 Your Mexicanness is what defines you to me. 152 00:08:56,650 --> 00:08:59,953 And I think we should celebrate Oscar's Mexicanity. 153 00:09:00,454 --> 00:09:05,661 So, Phyllis, I want you to go find firecrackers 154 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,650 and a Chihuahua. 155 00:09:07,728 --> 00:09:10,595 Pam, in the frozen food section, 156 00:09:10,664 --> 00:09:12,791 Swanson makes a delightful chimichanga. 157 00:09:12,866 --> 00:09:15,960 Why don't you have me riding in on a donkey into the office, Michael? 158 00:09:16,036 --> 00:09:17,395 Would that be good? A burro. 159 00:09:17,444 --> 00:09:19,969 Of course, if Oscar wants a donkey, let's get him one. 160 00:09:24,269 --> 00:09:25,387 Need any help? 161 00:09:26,413 --> 00:09:29,278 Oh, no, thank you. I'm just looking. 162 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:30,374 Great. 163 00:09:35,189 --> 00:09:38,932 I will literally be standing right here if you need anything at all. 164 00:09:41,964 --> 00:09:42,901 Okay. 165 00:09:46,772 --> 00:09:49,527 Think I could go for some tuna fish right about now. 166 00:09:49,709 --> 00:09:51,973 Got my rod here. 167 00:09:52,513 --> 00:09:54,242 (MIMICKING FISHING ROD) 168 00:09:57,105 --> 00:10:02,509 Click, click, click, click. Click, click, click, click. 169 00:10:02,607 --> 00:10:05,701 Click, click, click, click. 170 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,031 (GRUNTING) 171 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,233 Hey. Hey. 172 00:10:13,304 --> 00:10:18,402 Hey, so Andy is in rare form today. 173 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,832 Yeah, you should not encourage him. 174 00:10:20,966 --> 00:10:25,449 Encourage him? I'm the victim, okay? He's fishing for me. 175 00:10:25,965 --> 00:10:27,159 We gotta do something. 176 00:10:27,237 --> 00:10:30,973 Look, I've got like 15 new clients that I've inherited from Dwight 177 00:10:31,039 --> 00:10:35,184 and each file is password protected with a different mythical creature, so... 178 00:10:35,686 --> 00:10:38,129 I'm sorry. I can't. 179 00:10:38,909 --> 00:10:39,933 Fine. 180 00:10:40,843 --> 00:10:42,003 Party pooper. 181 00:10:45,214 --> 00:10:47,114 (GRUNTING) 182 00:10:51,159 --> 00:10:53,723 MICHAEL: Who's that sportscaster that bit that lady? 183 00:10:53,798 --> 00:10:55,246 Mar-something? 184 00:10:55,734 --> 00:11:00,762 Andy is like Mar-something. Great sportscaster, big weirdo creep. 185 00:11:01,436 --> 00:11:04,043 185-pounder. Check it out. 186 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,396 Hey, Ryan. What? 187 00:11:14,631 --> 00:11:16,451 Do you want to pull a prank on Andy? 188 00:11:16,811 --> 00:11:20,170 Not right now, but ask me again ten years ago. 189 00:11:23,319 --> 00:11:26,040 I liked you better as the temp. Me too. 190 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:29,102 Hey, guys. 191 00:11:30,047 --> 00:11:31,381 How's the workload? 192 00:11:31,615 --> 00:11:35,517 All of Dwight's old accounts. Handling it okay? 193 00:11:35,619 --> 00:11:37,764 Sort of. He had a lot of clients. 194 00:11:38,422 --> 00:11:39,650 Yes, he did. 195 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:42,803 Have any of you talked to Dwight? 196 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:45,291 Oh, sure, we talk all the time. 197 00:11:45,336 --> 00:11:46,963 Really? No. 198 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,560 Don't do that. It's not nice. 199 00:11:50,301 --> 00:11:53,099 What about you, Phyllis? You and Dwight were close. 200 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,271 No, sorry. 201 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:59,292 Dwight had a big personality and I have a big personality. 202 00:11:59,425 --> 00:12:03,418 And a lot of times when two people like that get together, it can be explosive. 203 00:12:04,859 --> 00:12:08,123 Really coming down out there. The commute's gonna be hell. 204 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:11,255 I have snow tires and chains, 205 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,076 plus exceptional hand-eye coordination. 206 00:12:16,576 --> 00:12:18,806 So, where were you working before this? 207 00:12:19,663 --> 00:12:22,607 Dunder Mifflin. What kind of company is that? 208 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,813 Paper company. 209 00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:29,037 We're only one of Staples' top competitors in the area. 210 00:12:31,008 --> 00:12:32,498 I never heard of them. 211 00:12:32,576 --> 00:12:34,943 Oh, really? Have you heard of paper? 212 00:12:36,747 --> 00:12:38,092 It's gonna be like that, huh? 213 00:12:38,315 --> 00:12:42,693 I don't like him, his giant head, or his beady, little eyes. 214 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,850 That's all I got to say on the matter. 215 00:12:51,058 --> 00:12:53,925 (SINGING) In your head 216 00:12:54,158 --> 00:12:56,842 in your head 217 00:12:57,064 --> 00:13:00,158 Zombie, Zombie 218 00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:04,053 Zombie 219 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,125 In your head 220 00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:10,154 Would you like to pull a prank on Andy? 221 00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:12,428 I'm kind of in the middle... Yes, please. 222 00:13:12,479 --> 00:13:14,572 Okay, good. Stay right here. 223 00:13:15,082 --> 00:13:17,448 Zombie 224 00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:20,289 In your head 225 00:13:20,687 --> 00:13:23,039 Sorry about that. Oh, smooth move, Tuna. 226 00:13:23,924 --> 00:13:25,125 Nice one. 227 00:13:29,062 --> 00:13:30,996 Are there any messages? No. 228 00:13:31,064 --> 00:13:32,497 So weird. 229 00:13:41,837 --> 00:13:43,168 Nice to have Oscar back. 230 00:13:45,507 --> 00:13:46,531 Yeah. 231 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,461 So how much do you love Lance Bass now? 232 00:14:27,813 --> 00:14:29,078 I don't know who that is. 233 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,156 You don't know who Lance Bass is? 234 00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:33,430 He's only one of the five best singers ever. 235 00:14:33,485 --> 00:14:34,821 And gay? 236 00:14:35,446 --> 00:14:36,758 I've never heard of him. 237 00:14:37,594 --> 00:14:40,781 Oscar, you really need to learn more about your culture. 238 00:14:55,499 --> 00:14:56,843 I'm not fine. 239 00:14:57,828 --> 00:15:00,859 And no, I don't want to talk about it. 240 00:15:01,289 --> 00:15:02,854 All right. Okay, fine. 241 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,327 What do you think of Andy? 242 00:15:08,398 --> 00:15:11,273 Because on paper, Andy and I should be best buds. 243 00:15:12,147 --> 00:15:15,108 We even have the same top10 all-time favorite movie list. 244 00:15:15,134 --> 00:15:16,427 Down to the number. 245 00:15:17,757 --> 00:15:18,913 Andy's a yes-man. 246 00:15:20,242 --> 00:15:21,202 No. 247 00:15:22,398 --> 00:15:26,343 Sometimes I say I don't like something, he says he doesn't like it either. 248 00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:28,398 Right. 249 00:15:29,281 --> 00:15:31,163 He'll always agree with whatever you're saying. 250 00:15:31,687 --> 00:15:33,640 He did the same thing with Josh in Stamford. 251 00:15:36,515 --> 00:15:39,194 If he did that with Josh, he could be doing that with me. 252 00:15:41,086 --> 00:15:43,499 When I was five years old, I had those Spiderman pijamas. 253 00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:46,944 And one night, my mum was tucking me in. 254 00:15:48,304 --> 00:15:50,413 And she tried to give me a raspberry 255 00:15:50,461 --> 00:15:51,569 on my tummy. 256 00:15:52,687 --> 00:15:53,648 You know... 257 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,312 And I tried to crawl away, and what happened was, 258 00:15:59,414 --> 00:16:02,077 her eyes were closed and she grabbed me 259 00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:04,577 and she... 260 00:16:05,086 --> 00:16:07,140 kissed me on my butt. 261 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,429 And t was just the worst. 262 00:16:11,642 --> 00:16:14,538 So I know what it's like 263 00:16:14,976 --> 00:16:17,538 to have your butt kissed. 264 00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:18,640 Litterally. 265 00:16:20,343 --> 00:16:21,960 An.. And it's terrible. 266 00:16:23,703 --> 00:16:26,424 And it better not be what Andy is doing. 267 00:16:28,914 --> 00:16:31,122 (MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE) 268 00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:36,351 He rocks in the treetop all a day long 269 00:16:36,421 --> 00:16:39,049 Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' the song 270 00:16:40,659 --> 00:16:45,221 Large Tuna, have you seen my cell phone device? 271 00:16:46,098 --> 00:16:49,397 No. 'Cause someone is calling right now. 272 00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:50,631 There is a call. 273 00:16:50,702 --> 00:16:53,000 ...well you really gonna rock tonight 274 00:16:54,072 --> 00:16:55,266 Every little swallow... 275 00:17:10,722 --> 00:17:11,711 Angela. 276 00:17:15,727 --> 00:17:17,160 Is everything okay? 277 00:17:18,697 --> 00:17:19,721 No. 278 00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:21,353 I miss him. 279 00:17:22,322 --> 00:17:23,251 Dwight? 280 00:17:23,681 --> 00:17:25,415 No, John Denver. 281 00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:27,462 Okay. 282 00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:30,216 It was a good talk. Wait! Im sorry. 283 00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,322 He's gone because of me. 284 00:17:34,211 --> 00:17:36,968 I told him I would be upset if people knew about us, 285 00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:39,669 so he didn't have an alibi for Michael! 286 00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:41,632 I denied him! 287 00:17:42,516 --> 00:17:45,531 I still think there is a way you can explain it to Michael. 288 00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:46,703 Somehow... 289 00:17:48,562 --> 00:17:49,992 I am not like you! 290 00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:52,724 Walking around in your provocative outfits, 291 00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:55,015 saying whatever thought pops in your head! 292 00:17:56,836 --> 00:17:58,492 Yeah, that's me. 293 00:18:02,219 --> 00:18:03,960 Thank you this was helpful. 294 00:18:11,747 --> 00:18:13,180 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 295 00:18:13,955 --> 00:18:15,684 He rocks in the treetop... 296 00:18:15,725 --> 00:18:17,140 What's going on? 297 00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:18,648 What're you talking about? 298 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,562 Where is my freaking phone? 299 00:18:22,014 --> 00:18:23,777 Love to hear the robin goin'... 300 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,484 You know what? Maybe it's in the ceiling. 301 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,797 You know what? Maybe you're in the ceiling. 302 00:18:27,925 --> 00:18:29,222 Okay. 303 00:18:31,383 --> 00:18:33,078 ANDY: I don't trust you, Phyllis. 304 00:18:34,927 --> 00:18:37,054 Every little swallow, every chickadee 305 00:18:41,301 --> 00:18:43,402 Nevermind, you're busy. I'll come back tomorrow. 306 00:18:43,529 --> 00:18:44,575 No, what is it? 307 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,333 I just... 308 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,157 I wanted to let you know that Dwight was late that morning 309 00:18:54,158 --> 00:18:56,708 because he had to drive to New York to drop off the quarterly tax forms 310 00:18:56,727 --> 00:18:57,950 that I forgot to send. 311 00:19:00,216 --> 00:19:02,887 Though to be fair, Kevin never reminded me. 312 00:19:04,070 --> 00:19:07,039 Why would Dwight do that for you? 313 00:19:07,942 --> 00:19:10,039 I think I know why. 314 00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:12,575 Because Dwight... 315 00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:16,012 would do that for anyone here. 316 00:19:16,709 --> 00:19:18,708 Because Dwight loves this company. 317 00:19:19,732 --> 00:19:20,747 That's why. 318 00:19:21,478 --> 00:19:25,395 Do you think that anyone else out there would've driven to corporate for you? 319 00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:29,911 None of them. Especially not Andy. 320 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:36,091 Oh rockin' robin well you really gonna rock tonight 321 00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:51,686 Pam, I have a mission to accomplish. Make sure this party gets rolling 322 00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:53,124 and I will be back shortly. 323 00:19:54,273 --> 00:19:55,882 Where are you going? Want me to come with? 324 00:19:56,714 --> 00:19:59,649 Listen, I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. 325 00:19:59,717 --> 00:20:02,948 You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. 326 00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:06,593 Wings, shots, drunk. Waitresses, hot. 327 00:20:06,824 --> 00:20:09,520 Football, Cornell, Hofstra. Slaughter. 328 00:20:10,427 --> 00:20:12,759 Then, quick nap at my place and we hit the tizzown. 329 00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:15,298 No. I don't wanna do any of that. 330 00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:19,300 Duh. Which is why I was joking about doing it. 331 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:23,460 No, just stop. Stop. Just stop doing it. You're going to drive me crazy. 332 00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:28,155 Fine, I'll just go sit at my desk and be quiet. 333 00:20:28,345 --> 00:20:30,288 Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship. 334 00:20:32,015 --> 00:20:34,284 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 335 00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:37,050 Excuse me. 336 00:20:37,121 --> 00:20:38,782 He rocks in the treetop all a day long 337 00:20:38,856 --> 00:20:44,351 And I'm also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny 338 00:20:44,428 --> 00:20:47,761 to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them. 339 00:20:48,565 --> 00:20:50,698 Here's a little news flash. 340 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,245 It's not funny! 341 00:20:53,404 --> 00:20:56,066 In fact, it's pretty freaking un-funny! 342 00:20:57,207 --> 00:20:59,641 Every little swallow, every chickadee 343 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,162 God! 344 00:21:01,211 --> 00:21:02,303 (GRUNTS) 345 00:21:02,379 --> 00:21:04,623 The wise old owl and the big black crow 346 00:21:04,782 --> 00:21:06,010 Flapping them wings... 347 00:21:08,952 --> 00:21:11,284 That was an overreaction. 348 00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:14,903 Gonna hit the break room. Does anybody want anything? 349 00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,490 Pam, you good? 350 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,453 Yeah. Sure? Okay. 351 00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:23,875 I made a mess. 352 00:21:25,563 --> 00:21:28,080 I forced Dwight to resign prematurely 353 00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:30,083 and I replaced him with Andy. 354 00:21:30,469 --> 00:21:33,141 who loves this place so much he punched a hole in it. 355 00:21:34,157 --> 00:21:36,164 It is a mess. Big mess. 356 00:21:36,868 --> 00:21:39,000 And it's weird, because this is not like me. 357 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:42,858 I am usually the guy they call in to clean up the mess. 358 00:21:45,399 --> 00:21:46,508 I guess today, 359 00:21:47,313 --> 00:21:50,180 I am going to have to call in myself. 360 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:08,228 Dwight? 361 00:22:08,736 --> 00:22:09,720 Dwight! 362 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,462 I'm sorry. 363 00:22:14,784 --> 00:22:16,843 DWIGHT: Well, that question is meaningless. 364 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,581 Just go with the copy paper, it's your funeral. 365 00:22:19,656 --> 00:22:21,647 See how that works out for you. 366 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,083 Hey. 367 00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:29,359 Hey. What's up? 368 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,292 Same old. 369 00:22:41,844 --> 00:22:47,407 It takes a big man to admit his mistake, and I am that big man. 370 00:22:48,751 --> 00:22:51,515 Angela from accounting told me what you did. 371 00:22:51,854 --> 00:22:54,254 Oh, my God, she told you? Yes, she did. 372 00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:55,615 And, Dwight, 373 00:22:56,459 --> 00:23:01,556 if you were willing to do something like that for some random co-worker, 374 00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:05,999 then clearly, I misjudged you from the beginning. 375 00:23:08,438 --> 00:23:09,993 And I apologize. 376 00:23:13,576 --> 00:23:14,873 Accepted. 377 00:23:20,183 --> 00:23:21,673 How's this place treating you? 378 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,681 My boss isn't funny. 379 00:23:25,188 --> 00:23:27,349 I don't get to wear my ties. No. 380 00:23:28,024 --> 00:23:29,457 Sure. So... 381 00:23:29,525 --> 00:23:31,430 So maybe you should come back. 382 00:23:33,062 --> 00:23:35,496 You should come back. Please. 383 00:23:38,201 --> 00:23:39,984 I don't wanna do your laundry anymore. 384 00:23:41,104 --> 00:23:42,571 We can talk about that. 385 00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:51,023 All right. 386 00:23:59,756 --> 00:24:01,451 (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 387 00:24:02,258 --> 00:24:05,421 Oh, my God. That's half-inch dry wall. 388 00:24:06,062 --> 00:24:07,766 I think we broke his brain. 389 00:24:09,966 --> 00:24:11,906 JIM: "It's not freaking funny!" 390 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:17,719 You really enjoying your fiesta? Actually, yeah. 391 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:21,125 I didn't think I would but turns out it's great. 392 00:24:21,177 --> 00:24:25,375 Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Mr. Dwight Schrute. 393 00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:33,945 Welcome back. Thank you. 394 00:24:38,329 --> 00:24:41,976 Okay, Dwight, you can let go of her hand. You're gonna break it. 395 00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:44,131 Not bad, huh? 396 00:24:45,368 --> 00:24:46,892 You did this for me? 397 00:24:48,938 --> 00:24:50,094 Guilty. 398 00:24:58,883 --> 00:25:00,852 Where did you get this stuff? 399 00:25:00,985 --> 00:25:01,789 Gerdy's. 400 00:25:02,188 --> 00:25:03,156 Which isle? 401 00:25:03,704 --> 00:25:04,781 I don't remember. 402 00:25:04,979 --> 00:25:06,748 Well, draw me a map, mama. 403 00:25:10,352 --> 00:25:12,594 I will shake mine, and then you will shake yours. 404 00:25:12,665 --> 00:25:13,672 No I will not. 405 00:25:24,010 --> 00:25:26,283 So this reminds you of your childhood or anything? 406 00:25:29,214 --> 00:25:30,472 It reminds me a lot of 407 00:25:30,725 --> 00:25:33,315 The Three Amigos with Steve Martin and Chevy Chase 408 00:25:33,996 --> 00:25:35,870 Wow, thank you. 409 00:25:36,644 --> 00:25:39,456 Wow, that's... Thanks so much. 410 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:48,035 Hey. 411 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,654 Do you still have feelings for her? 412 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:04,987 Yes. 413 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:24,306 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the big finale. 414 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,945 Sir, would you do the honor? 415 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,146 Oh, man. 416 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:34,283 No, no, no, no. I don't need it. 417 00:26:36,389 --> 00:26:38,298 (YELLING) 418 00:26:41,445 --> 00:26:45,853 MICHAEL: It takes a big man to admit his mistake and that's what I did. 419 00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:49,189 The important thing is, I learned something. 420 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,577 I don't want somebody sucking up to me 421 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:56,513 because they think I'm going to help their career. 422 00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:03,303 I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me. 423 00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:10,353 So Michael had a little chat with corporate 424 00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:13,365 and they decided to send me to management training. 425 00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:19,260 Anger management, technically, but still, management material. 426 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,163 This whole thing's supposed to take 10 weeks. 427 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,434 I expect to be done in five. 428 00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:27,842 How? Name repetition, personality mirroring and positive reinforcement 429 00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,972 through nods and smiles. 430 00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:33,836 So don't worry about old Andy Bernard. I'll be back. 431 00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:35,413 Just like Rambo. 432 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,579 Oh, hi, you must be Andy. 433 00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:40,046 Oh, hi. Yes, I am, and you must be Marcy. 434 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:43,211 That's right, it's so good to meet you. It's so good to meet you. 435 00:27:43,264 --> 00:27:45,596 Thanks. Well, you ready to have some fun? Yeah.