1 00:00:02,136 --> 00:00:05,128 Hey, Kevin. Nice of you to join us. Where were you? 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:07,731 My tire blew out on the way here, Michael. 3 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:10,971 I almost died. I went into this skid... Pop quiz. 4 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:13,273 What? Why is today a special day? 5 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:15,828 I almost died. Today is a special day 6 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:18,751 because I am being honored 7 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:23,680 as a visiting professor. 8 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:25,486 Special lecturer? 9 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,742 Emeritus, how did you put it? 10 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:31,128 You will be a guest speaker in my Emerging Enterprises class. 11 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:34,499 In business school, Kevin. 12 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:36,624 Business school. Wow. 13 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,302 If you bring your boss to class, 14 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,898 it automatically bumps you up a full-letter grade. 15 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:42,699 So, 16 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,775 I'd be stupid not to do it, right? 17 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:49,572 A boss is like a teacher. 18 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:51,876 And I am like the cool teacher. 19 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:54,048 Like Mr. Handell. 20 00:00:54,121 --> 00:00:58,956 Mr. Handell would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes. 21 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,881 And he actually hooked up with one of the students, 22 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:05,462 and then, like, 12 other kids came forward. 23 00:01:05,585 --> 00:01:06,983 It was in all the papers. 24 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:10,420 Really ruined eighth grade for us. 25 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:36,408 Here we go. College road show. Gotta bring our A game. 26 00:01:37,127 --> 00:01:39,597 What is the most inspiring thing I ever said to you? 27 00:01:40,137 --> 00:01:42,401 "Don't be an idiot." Changed my life. 28 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:47,434 Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" 29 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:50,306 And if they would, I do not do that thing. 30 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,850 Will they throw their hats, you think? What? 31 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:58,884 A lot of times, at a school or naval academy, 32 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:02,252 after a rousing speech the crowd will throw its hats high into the air. 33 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:05,622 You understand, nobody's graduating. Yeah, I know. I know. 34 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:08,773 I'm just saying, if they did throw their hats, I've got a great line for that. 35 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:14,291 May your hats fly as high your dreams! 36 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:20,672 That was a pretty good line. I'm just... 37 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:26,839 It doesn't apply. I understand! Wow! Relax, spazzy boy! 38 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:29,034 Sometimes you're such a little spaz! God, I'm driving! 39 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,513 Hey! Quit it. 40 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:31,743 We have fun! 41 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,413 I can't wait for your art show tonight. 42 00:02:34,883 --> 00:02:36,836 Okay, just so you know, it's just the students 43 00:02:36,884 --> 00:02:38,266 from my class and a little studio. 44 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:41,557 I wouldn't miss it for the world. Thanks. 45 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,926 I'm really happy to be back with Roy. 46 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:49,033 I think it shows maturity, maturity and dignity. 47 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:53,832 Is that braggy? I don't mean it to be braggy. 48 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,175 Love you! You, too. 49 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,506 Pam's with Roy, I'm with Karen, 50 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:04,410 and Brangelina is with Frangelina. Moving on! 51 00:03:06,669 --> 00:03:08,585 I can't believe you're back together with Roy. 52 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:12,183 Oh, yeah. We have such a solid foundation, you know. 53 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:15,092 Oh, my God, you're so in love now. 54 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:18,188 Yeah. You should come to my art show, by the way. 55 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,223 Art show! 56 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:21,623 I mean, it's not a big deal, 57 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:24,490 but I think a lot of people from the office are gonna be there. 58 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:28,779 Yeah. Definitely, I'll be there. For sure. 59 00:03:32,146 --> 00:03:37,106 Campus. Brings back so many memories that I would have made. 60 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,885 Hey, Frisbee! Check that out! 61 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,019 What do you say we get our frizz on before class? Come on. 62 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:47,217 Yeah! 63 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:48,386 (WHOOPING) 64 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:52,492 Dude! 65 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:01,868 Oh, my God. 66 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:09,513 Animal stool. 67 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,055 Dwight, what are you doing? 68 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:26,031 Solving a mystery, if that's quite all right with you! 69 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:33,539 Come to papa! 70 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,141 Okay, ladies and gentlemen. 71 00:04:38,212 --> 00:04:41,909 What we have here is a bird that has been trapped in a vent. 72 00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:44,408 Fortunately, I have found it before... 73 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:46,919 (SCREAMING) Bat! Get it out! 74 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,922 DWIGHT: Bat! Bat! Oh, my God! 75 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,481 Bat! What do you mean... 76 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:54,322 No, I won't remain calm! 77 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,359 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 78 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,925 DWIGHT: There it goes! Goodbye. 79 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:02,568 God, this is Angela Martin. 80 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,968 Please don't let that stupid thing come anywhere near me. 81 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,403 Please make it go away! 82 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:11,137 Okay. This is it. Ryan is doing my intro right now. 83 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:14,670 Dunder Mifflin can't compete with the modern chains, 84 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:18,479 and management is unwilling or unable to adapt. 85 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:19,865 Their customers are dying off... 86 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:25,266 I can't hear what he's saying, but he looks like he's really into it. 87 00:05:30,565 --> 00:05:31,691 (SCREAMS) 88 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:34,928 We have a bat in the office. 89 00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:37,338 Simple solution would be to open a window, 90 00:05:39,107 --> 00:05:41,009 if we had windows that could open. 91 00:05:41,109 --> 00:05:43,441 Poop is raining from the ceilings. 92 00:05:44,112 --> 00:05:45,101 Poop. 93 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:46,579 JIM: Okay, thanks. 94 00:05:48,149 --> 00:05:50,879 Animal Control will be here at 6:00. 95 00:05:50,952 --> 00:05:53,853 At 6:00? No, that is unacceptable. 96 00:05:54,322 --> 00:05:56,017 Okay, Jim. You are the number two in this office. 97 00:05:56,091 --> 00:05:57,851 You need to step up and show some leadership! 98 00:05:58,893 --> 00:06:00,394 I'm sorry, what'd you say? 99 00:06:00,629 --> 00:06:03,230 So weird. What? What's so weird? 100 00:06:03,765 --> 00:06:07,410 The bat... I mean, I know I felt it bite me, but look, there's no mark. 101 00:06:08,521 --> 00:06:11,144 I feel so tingly, 102 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,499 so strangely powerful. 103 00:06:18,413 --> 00:06:19,539 Oh, well. 104 00:06:22,984 --> 00:06:25,612 And now, without further ado, 105 00:06:25,687 --> 00:06:29,885 I present the regional manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Michael Scott. 106 00:06:30,874 --> 00:06:32,681 (MUSIC PLAYING) 107 00:06:39,534 --> 00:06:41,001 (CLEARING THROAT) 108 00:06:42,170 --> 00:06:44,604 Hello, everyone, I am Michael Scott... 109 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:48,233 Hello, I'm Brandon Fidalgo, CEO of The Teaching Company. These... 110 00:06:50,378 --> 00:06:54,940 And I'd like to start today by inspiring you. 111 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:59,980 May I borrow someone's textbook, please? 112 00:07:00,155 --> 00:07:01,247 Thank you. 113 00:07:01,723 --> 00:07:06,820 What have we here? Ooh, economics. Very, very interesting. 114 00:07:11,566 --> 00:07:15,662 You cannot learn from books. 115 00:07:18,173 --> 00:07:22,610 Replace these pages with life lessons, 116 00:07:22,677 --> 00:07:27,478 and then you will have a book 117 00:07:29,451 --> 00:07:31,544 that is worth its weight in gold. 118 00:07:33,822 --> 00:07:38,384 I know, those are expensive, but the lesson is priceless. 119 00:07:39,093 --> 00:07:40,082 Good. 120 00:07:40,395 --> 00:07:44,426 All right, I think you're inspired. Shall we proceed? 121 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:47,285 There are four kinds of business, 122 00:07:47,602 --> 00:07:53,700 tourism, food service, railroads and sales. 123 00:07:54,843 --> 00:07:57,812 And hospitals/manufacturing. 124 00:07:58,947 --> 00:08:00,138 And air travel. 125 00:08:03,985 --> 00:08:05,661 This is your job, Halpert. 126 00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:07,474 JIM: Ow! 127 00:08:08,189 --> 00:08:09,451 What happened? 128 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:12,676 That bread on your desk. I just picked it up. It's white hot. 129 00:08:13,461 --> 00:08:17,022 But, Jim, this garlic bread is cold. What? 130 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:21,454 No, it burned me, I... 131 00:08:24,006 --> 00:08:25,064 Bizarre. 132 00:08:26,511 --> 00:08:27,637 No. 133 00:08:28,547 --> 00:08:30,536 No. One crisis at a time. 134 00:08:31,646 --> 00:08:33,273 If a vampire bat was in the U.S., 135 00:08:33,348 --> 00:08:38,224 it would make sense for it to come to a "Sylvania," like Pennsylvania. 136 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,746 Now, that doesn't mean that Jim is gonna become a vampire. 137 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:45,482 Only that he carries the vampiric germ. 138 00:08:46,127 --> 00:08:49,927 So, you want to start a business. How do you start? 139 00:08:50,365 --> 00:08:54,495 What do you need? Well, first of all, you need a building. 140 00:08:55,803 --> 00:09:00,526 And secondly, you need supply, you need something to sell. 141 00:09:00,642 --> 00:09:03,133 Now, this could be anything. 142 00:09:03,211 --> 00:09:08,901 It could be a thingamajig or a who's-he-what's-he 143 00:09:09,017 --> 00:09:12,544 or a Whatchamacallit. 144 00:09:14,255 --> 00:09:21,302 Now, you need to sell those in order to have a PayDay. 145 00:09:22,764 --> 00:09:25,912 And if you sell enough of them, 146 00:09:26,668 --> 00:09:30,365 you will make a 100 GRAND. 147 00:09:33,975 --> 00:09:35,203 Satisfied? 148 00:09:35,944 --> 00:09:39,971 This looks great. I'd love to be there, but my daughter's play is tonight. 149 00:09:42,317 --> 00:09:43,511 Damn it! 150 00:09:44,118 --> 00:09:46,969 You know, one of the other parents will probably videotape it. 151 00:09:47,017 --> 00:09:49,178 So... Oh, no, you should go. 152 00:09:49,324 --> 00:09:52,589 Well, it's important to support local art. 153 00:09:53,328 --> 00:09:56,024 You know? And what they do is not art. 154 00:09:57,699 --> 00:10:00,463 Okay, I'm seeing some confused faces out there. 155 00:10:00,535 --> 00:10:02,722 Let me slow down a little bit, break this down. 156 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:04,162 Okay. 157 00:10:04,973 --> 00:10:08,101 The more stickers you sell, the more profit, 158 00:10:08,576 --> 00:10:09,736 fancy word for money, 159 00:10:09,811 --> 00:10:14,043 you have to buy PlayStations and Beanie Babies... 160 00:10:14,115 --> 00:10:15,155 Michael... ...and products! 161 00:10:15,216 --> 00:10:17,810 What we normally do here is more of a question and answer thing. 162 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,216 Well, okay... I'm just kind of getting going... 163 00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:22,051 Yeah, I know. All right, okay. 164 00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:25,092 Well, we can do questions. Okay, very good. First hand up. 165 00:10:25,159 --> 00:10:28,185 Sir, as a company that primarily distributes paper, 166 00:10:28,262 --> 00:10:30,992 how have you adapted your business model to function 167 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,260 in an increasingly paperless world? 168 00:10:33,334 --> 00:10:36,633 We can't overestimate the value of computers. 169 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:41,038 Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny e-mails, 170 00:10:41,676 --> 00:10:45,806 but real business is done on paper, okay? 171 00:10:46,468 --> 00:10:47,799 Write that down. 172 00:10:53,421 --> 00:10:55,855 Hey, Jim, here's the aspirin you wanted. 173 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,949 Oh, thank God. I've such a headache from that glare. 174 00:10:59,027 --> 00:11:00,034 What glare? 175 00:11:00,561 --> 00:11:04,019 The glare off Angela's crucifix. It's blinding. 176 00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:07,471 I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, 177 00:11:07,635 --> 00:11:09,010 but I have hunted werewolves. 178 00:11:09,404 --> 00:11:12,651 I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, 179 00:11:12,886 --> 00:11:15,565 it had turned back into my neighbor's dog. 180 00:11:20,815 --> 00:11:24,376 Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. 181 00:11:25,031 --> 00:11:26,731 Will you form an allegiance... Sure. 182 00:11:27,155 --> 00:11:28,989 ...to use sudden violence? Okay. 183 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:33,957 Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake? 184 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:37,424 What size? 185 00:11:38,032 --> 00:11:40,193 What do you say to a customer who wants to leave you 186 00:11:40,268 --> 00:11:43,098 for the convenience and savings of a nationwide chain? 187 00:11:43,404 --> 00:11:45,429 I say, "You will miss our service 188 00:11:45,506 --> 00:11:48,498 "and I absolutely guarantee you'll come back." 189 00:11:48,576 --> 00:11:50,012 Has anyone ever come back? 190 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,136 We don't want them back. They're stupid. 191 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,848 How far has your Herfindahl Index declined since the merger? 192 00:11:55,905 --> 00:11:58,270 Nice try. How's your Polack-says-what Index? 193 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,312 What? Thanks, Kowalski. 194 00:12:00,388 --> 00:12:02,473 Can we get back on track here? 195 00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:04,733 By your own employee's calculation, 196 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,238 you'll be obsolete in the next five to ten years. 197 00:12:09,297 --> 00:12:10,605 Wait. Ryan said that? 198 00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:21,503 What are you doing? 199 00:12:22,844 --> 00:12:26,439 You better not hurt that little bat. Animals can't feel pain. 200 00:12:26,514 --> 00:12:27,811 Don't hurt that bat, Creed! 201 00:12:27,882 --> 00:12:30,081 It's a living thing with feelings and a family! 202 00:12:30,141 --> 00:12:33,753 Flush him towards the door. On my go! Now! 203 00:12:34,155 --> 00:12:37,488 Bat! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! 204 00:12:40,294 --> 00:12:43,161 I am a hero. 205 00:12:45,968 --> 00:12:47,697 Yeah, sure. You know business. 206 00:12:47,802 --> 00:12:52,432 Sitting up here in your ivory tower and your ebony tower. 207 00:12:53,274 --> 00:12:54,402 Well, you know what? 208 00:12:54,754 --> 00:12:57,675 I tell you one thing, Dunder Mifflin is here to stay! 209 00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,546 But how can you compete against a company 210 00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:00,945 with the resources of a nationwide chain? 211 00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:03,066 David will always beat Goliath! 212 00:13:03,352 --> 00:13:05,042 But there's five Goliaths. 213 00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:07,679 There's Staples, OfficeMax... Yeah, yeah. 214 00:13:07,755 --> 00:13:10,589 You know what else is facing five Goliaths? 215 00:13:10,892 --> 00:13:13,862 America. Al-Qaeda. 216 00:13:14,222 --> 00:13:17,191 Global warming. Sex predators. 217 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,829 Mercury poisoning. 218 00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:22,980 So do we just give up? 219 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,970 Is that what we're learning in business school? 220 00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:28,128 But in the big picture, you have... Dunder Mifflin is the big picture! 221 00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:32,170 Can't you understand that? No, you can't, you're too young. 222 00:13:33,381 --> 00:13:37,442 Ryan has never made a sale. 223 00:13:39,687 --> 00:13:43,573 And he started a fire, trying to make a cheesy pita. 224 00:13:44,859 --> 00:13:47,604 And everybody thinks he's a tease. Well, you know what? 225 00:13:48,763 --> 00:13:51,755 He doesn't know anything and neither do you. 226 00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:59,204 So, suck on that! 227 00:14:21,664 --> 00:14:23,632 It wasn't personal. Business is always personal. 228 00:14:23,699 --> 00:14:25,132 It's the most personal thing in the world. 229 00:14:25,201 --> 00:14:26,998 When we get back to the office, pack your things. 230 00:14:27,069 --> 00:14:29,560 Pack my... You heard me. Pack your things. 231 00:14:38,848 --> 00:14:42,079 I really want to come out! Good night, Mary Beth! 232 00:14:53,829 --> 00:14:58,130 So, you're cool to just wait here for Animal Control? 233 00:14:58,648 --> 00:14:59,833 Animal Control? 234 00:15:00,238 --> 00:15:02,468 I've been controlling animals since I was six. 235 00:15:03,439 --> 00:15:05,146 Cool. Okay. 236 00:15:05,808 --> 00:15:10,177 I'm gonna go home and lie down, draw the shades. 237 00:15:10,246 --> 00:15:12,339 There's just so much sun in here. 238 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,446 Bye, Dwight. 239 00:15:22,725 --> 00:15:23,987 Goodbye, Jim. 240 00:15:26,228 --> 00:15:27,490 And good luck. 241 00:15:30,966 --> 00:15:32,627 Jim is on a path now, 242 00:15:33,969 --> 00:15:37,336 an eternal journey, and I wish him well. 243 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,133 But I have a destiny in this realm. 244 00:15:40,209 --> 00:15:43,235 Specifically, in the kitchen. 245 00:15:44,213 --> 00:15:46,340 And it's all from the same series. 246 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:48,940 Called lmpressions. 247 00:15:50,686 --> 00:15:53,883 Not that I would call myself an impressionist per se. 248 00:15:54,623 --> 00:15:57,786 But maybe one day. I hope so. 249 00:15:58,694 --> 00:16:02,323 I still need, you know, my breakthrough or whatever. 250 00:16:07,236 --> 00:16:08,260 Hey, babe. ROY: Hey! 251 00:16:08,337 --> 00:16:09,861 How are you? Good. 252 00:16:10,372 --> 00:16:12,670 I brought my brother. Hey, Kenny. 253 00:16:12,741 --> 00:16:14,529 Hey, Pam. Hey. 254 00:16:15,544 --> 00:16:17,131 How about this, huh? 255 00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:20,834 I show up with my brother and no one from work is here. 256 00:16:21,817 --> 00:16:23,546 That's pretty cool, huh? 257 00:16:28,057 --> 00:16:30,475 (DWIGHT BREATHING HEAVILY) 258 00:16:30,793 --> 00:16:32,283 Magic time. 259 00:16:32,495 --> 00:16:34,514 (YELLING) 260 00:16:35,107 --> 00:16:36,506 (SCREAMING) 261 00:16:39,902 --> 00:16:41,028 My hair! 262 00:16:41,837 --> 00:16:43,964 Get off! Get off me! 263 00:16:44,039 --> 00:16:47,736 Get it off me! Get off me! Hold still, woman! 264 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:49,778 Get it off! I got it! I got it! 265 00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:50,937 Get it off! 266 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,838 (SCREAMING) 267 00:17:01,323 --> 00:17:02,792 You're welcome. 268 00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:10,401 ROY: It's cool if I go, right? I mean, I looked at all of them. 269 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:12,425 Yeah. I'll just... I'll drive myself home. 270 00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:15,027 To my place? 271 00:17:16,038 --> 00:17:17,869 Maybe. I'm a little tired. 272 00:17:18,908 --> 00:17:23,106 Your art was the prettiest art of all the art. 273 00:17:24,179 --> 00:17:25,271 Thank you. 274 00:17:26,882 --> 00:17:30,503 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 275 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,885 I was just trying to do my presentation. 276 00:17:32,955 --> 00:17:35,150 And, of course I was wrong 277 00:17:35,224 --> 00:17:38,737 to suggest that Dunder Mifflin might ever go out of business. 278 00:17:39,206 --> 00:17:40,893 But you don't have to fire me. 279 00:17:41,497 --> 00:17:43,522 Fire you? No, no, no. 280 00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:47,399 You are moving to the annex. 281 00:17:47,469 --> 00:17:48,766 To the annex? 282 00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:50,831 Where Kelly is? 283 00:17:50,906 --> 00:17:54,842 A good manager doesn't fire people. He hires people and inspires people. 284 00:17:57,112 --> 00:17:58,773 People, Ryan. 285 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,732 And people will never go out of business. 286 00:18:06,989 --> 00:18:08,980 You're the one who said we needed more culture. 287 00:18:09,058 --> 00:18:12,289 This is culture to you? It's her first try. 288 00:18:12,361 --> 00:18:15,728 Yeah. On Van Gogh's first try, he drew the hands of the peasants. 289 00:18:15,798 --> 00:18:17,026 Meaning what? 290 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:22,037 Meaning real art takes courage, okay, and honesty. 291 00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:24,707 Well, those aren't Pam's strong points. Yeah, exactly. 292 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:27,263 That's why this is motel art. 293 00:18:32,348 --> 00:18:33,747 Thanks for coming. 294 00:18:48,263 --> 00:18:49,449 Pamcasso! 295 00:18:49,888 --> 00:18:53,051 Sorry I'm late. I had to race across town. Oh, Michael. 296 00:18:53,836 --> 00:18:54,879 Wow! 297 00:18:56,805 --> 00:18:59,797 You did these? Freehand? Yep. 298 00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:02,269 My God, these could be tracings. 299 00:19:05,347 --> 00:19:07,582 Look at this one. Wow! 300 00:19:08,517 --> 00:19:09,745 You nailed it. 301 00:19:14,623 --> 00:19:15,749 How much? 302 00:19:16,725 --> 00:19:20,541 What do you mean? I don't see a price. 303 00:19:22,516 --> 00:19:25,259 You want to buy it? Well, yeah. 304 00:19:25,634 --> 00:19:27,876 Yeah, we have to have it for the office. 305 00:19:28,437 --> 00:19:31,406 I mean, there's my window. 306 00:19:31,473 --> 00:19:32,940 And there's my car! 307 00:19:33,842 --> 00:19:35,017 Is that your car? 308 00:19:41,551 --> 00:19:42,872 That is our building. 309 00:19:46,722 --> 00:19:48,280 And we sell paper. 310 00:19:54,697 --> 00:19:56,528 I am really proud of you. 311 00:20:07,743 --> 00:20:08,835 Thank you. 312 00:20:09,845 --> 00:20:10,834 What? 313 00:20:14,070 --> 00:20:16,698 Do you have something in your pocket? 314 00:20:19,588 --> 00:20:20,748 A Chunky. 315 00:20:25,027 --> 00:20:27,420 Do you want half? No, thank you. 316 00:20:27,696 --> 00:20:28,685 Okay. 317 00:20:29,465 --> 00:20:32,093 MICHAEL: It is a message. 318 00:20:33,135 --> 00:20:38,334 It is an inspiration. It is a source of beauty. 319 00:20:39,775 --> 00:20:43,802 And without paper, it could not have happened. 320 00:20:45,714 --> 00:20:47,875 Unless you had a camera. 321 00:20:48,752 --> 00:20:51,050 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 322 00:20:51,121 --> 00:20:53,521 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 323 00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:56,496 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! It's only temporary, okay? 324 00:20:56,893 --> 00:20:59,760 Don't get excited. I won't. I won't. I won't. 325 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,093 I won't. I won't! I won't! 326 00:21:02,165 --> 00:21:04,355 I won't! I won't! I won't! I won't! I won't!