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I know a lot of us
have been feeling

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under the weather lately,

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it's that time of year

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and according to a study

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done by the
University of Arizona,

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they discovered that
your keyboards

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have hundreds of time
more bacteria

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per square inch than a toilet seat.

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I heard your mama has more bacteria per 
square inch than a toilet seat. 

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That's true. That's true.

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I dated her mama.
And you know what?

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Stop.

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One of the simplest ways
to cut down

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On the spread of germs
is to use something

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Called the vampire cough.

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Did you say vampire?

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Oh, no, it's just that,
if a vampire had to cough,

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He would do it like this.

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Right,

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And ruin their cloaks?

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Do you have any idea
how expensive wool is

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In Transylvania?
'cause of the euro.

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Well, other things you can do

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To help cut down
on the spread of disease

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Are to wash your hands
regularly,

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Don't come in if you're sick,

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And get your flu shot.

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Also, I'm going to set up
hand-sanitizing stations

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Around the office.

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No.
No, no.

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They will cost you your life.
Elaborate.

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The worst thing you can do
for your immune system

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Is to coddle it.

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They need to fight
their own battles.

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If Sabre really cared

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About our well-being,

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They would set up
hand-desanitizing stations.

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A simple bowl at every juncture
filled with dirt, vomit,

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Fecal matter.

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- I'm not going to do that.
- Exposing yourself to germs

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Is the best way
to make yourself stronger.

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So by that rationale,
if I had to sneeze,

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I should just sneeze on you.

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Yes.
I would welcome it.

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You're welcome.

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The principle is sound.

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To avoid illness,
expose yourself to germs,

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Enabling your immune system
to develop antibodies.

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I don't know
why everyone doesn't do this.

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Maybe they have something
against living forever.

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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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Jim.

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Pam.

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And the precious bundle
of God's best everything.

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I wish you both a pleasant day.

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And you too.
Yes. Praise God.

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Okay.

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Cece's getting christened
today.

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- Big day.
- Everyone from work is here.

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We weren't planning on that.

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Nope.

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Top o' the Sunday morning
to you.

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And a top o' the day
to you too, sir.

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I hope you brought your pipes.

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We're about to smoke the opium
of the masses.

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- Oh, yes,
doobie-doobie-doo.

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I invited everyone
in the office

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Because it's not a day
for just Jim

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Or Pam or the baby or me.

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It is about us all.

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And I thought
we should all celebrate

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My joy and our...
all of our joys.

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Ah, man.

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Does the nard dog
want nard pups?

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Yeah. I want a big old litter
of nard pups,

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All jumping around
and sucking on the teat.

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Put 'em in a box,
give 'em to my neighbors.

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Yeah, I want kids.

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For all your paper
and printer needs.

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For all your paper
and printer needs.

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For all your paper
and printer need

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Sunday church service.

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It's been a few years.

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The big guy and I, we've got
some catching up to do.

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Hey. Hey.

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I got an offer
that you can't refuse.

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Scooch over.

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Oh, Michael,
this is just for family.

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But I'm the godfather.

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It is really funny,
but you know

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That can be confusing
at a christening,

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Because you are not
the godfather.

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Are you talking to me?

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- Okay, your turn.
- Scooch,

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Before I shoot you in the head.

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Okay, Michael, um,

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You know I love when you do
that voice,

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But today, I'm so sorry,

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Need you to tell me
that you know

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You're not Cece's godfather.

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Yeah.

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I'm sorry, Michael.
I need you to say it.

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I'm so sorry.

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I'm not the godfather.

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Okay. Thank you.

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So who is the godfather?

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Our friend Seth
and his wife there.

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Okay.

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Old friend, like, you've known
him since kindergarten?

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No, I met his wife
in mommy and me.

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They're a great couple.
You should meet them later.

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No, I have plenty of friends,
so...

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All right, well,
you have great seats.

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Enjoy the show.
Okay.

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Thank you for coming, Michael.

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I don't even know
how to say this.

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But Cece is turning out

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To be a little b-I-t-c-h.

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And that's not true,

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But her parents are kind of boxing me out.

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♪ we ask you, lord ♪

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♪ come to our aid ♪

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Good morning.
Good morning.

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- Good morning.
- What a terrific day this is.

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And not just because the eagles
are playing.

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You may have seen
the bus out front.

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Today we also say good-bye
to our young adult ministry.

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They're leaving
for three months

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To build a school
for the village of Quimixto

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In Cabo Corrientes, Mexico.

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I've heard of that place.

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If you go to Cabo San Lucas,

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All the prostitutes
are from Cabo Corrientes.

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Okay, this is...
all right, this is silly.

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Nope, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope, nope.

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And thank you for your prayers

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For Justin.

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We hope for a speedy recovery.

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Thank you.

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Anyone else with a prayer

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Or a remembrance?

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Good morning.
Dwight Schrute.

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Thank you all for your prayers

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And your remembrances.

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Like Justin
and his disfigurement,

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I too have had a horrible year.

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They say that the middle class
is disappearing,

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And, with it,
the soul of America.

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, as a gift
to this beautiful congregation,

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I would like to offer

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A 4% discount on all
Dunder Mifflin Sabre products

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If you buy a printer
at full price

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Christening calls
to repentance,

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To faithfulness,
and to discipleship.

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We've come to celebrate
these babies.

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Somebody needs a change.

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Right now?

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Well, she can't bring this up
with her.

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Okay.

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All right, come on.

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Where are we going?
Where are we going

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We're gonna take
a little field trip.

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Okay. Okay.

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There's my girl.

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All right.
Hold on one second.

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There we go.

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What's that face for?

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Oh, my...
oh, my God.

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Cece, no.
No, no, no... not on the dress.

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Cece, stop.

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- What?
- What?

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- Honey, no.
- Yes.

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No, no.

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This is happening.

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We have an extra outfit
in the bag.

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No. There's
no extra outfit in the bag.

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- You said you checked it.
- I did...Say that.

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At this time, will the
families please come join me?

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Jim and Pam
and Cece really seem

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To be clicking.

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They are totally gelling.

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It's as if they leave my office
and they go to another office

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That sells happiness.

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And good for them.

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That's great,
because, you know,

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The paper industry's
not gonna last forever.

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Before we go,

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I'd like to remind everyone

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That the "halberts"
have been kind enough

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To host a reception next door

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Immediately
following the service.

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Mm. No.
Wrong both counts.

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Okay, 'a, ' "halbert"?

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And, 'b, ' I think a more
appropriate statement would be,

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"the halberts are hosting
an intimate reception

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For their invited guests."

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For all their generosity
of spirit,

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They password-protect
their wireless?

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Try Jesus.

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<i>Opus Dei.</i>

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Hi.
Good morning.

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- Good morning.
- Good morning.

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- Good morning.
- Hello.

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How are you?

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Good morning.

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Good morning.
Good morning.

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I am feeling this.

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Call it the Holy spirit
or the passion of the Christ.

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I am loving these people.

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- Hi.
- Thanks for having us.

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I'm Doug McPherson,
Davey's Uncle.

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Oh, well,
Dave is an adorable baby.

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Davey.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Well, this is intimate.

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We just had to add
a few more tables.

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We weren't expecting
this many people.

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You don't know them all?

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Nope, and we're gonna need

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A loaves and fishes
kind of miracle

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To feed 'em all.

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Jesus is not your caterer.

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But he should be your caterer,
'cause you're a little angel.

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Why didn't your parents get you
a caterer?

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They don't think.

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Hmm.
Don't listen to her.

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She's just jealous 'cause
she doesn't get to come home

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To someone as cute as you.

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Huh, you think she is jealous
about having a baby?

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I don't know.
I'm just hungry.

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Okay, well, you know what,
everybody's hungry.

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Sorry.
I think I'm just hungry.

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Oh, after you.

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- Oh, no, after you.
- No, I insist. After me.

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I'm gonna use that one.

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Have a good lunch.
Thank you. You too.

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This is not the meal
I was promised.

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I'm going to have no energy
for the rest of the day.

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I canceled my plans to come

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To this thing,
and they repay me with this?

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You know what, guys,

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Let's just enjoy lunch.

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With what?
How?

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Sometimes, Michael.

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Sometimes.

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Excuse me, everyone,

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On behalf of the youth ministry

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That's leaving for Mexico,

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I just wanted
to thank our hosts

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And tell you
about those good-looking guys

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And gals over there.

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Teach for America girls
are way hotter,

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But they're nuts.

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This is Jessica Ortega.

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I met her when both she and I
were both seven years old

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When my parents took me
to Quimixto on a service trip.

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Who takes a kid to Mexico?

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I would run to Mexico if
that's where the sandwiches are.

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- Shh.
- Right now, Jessica's children

260
00:10:14,485 --> 00:10:17,353
Have to walk 12 miles
to a school with dirt floors.

261
00:10:17,421 --> 00:10:18,854
No.

262
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,356
It's gonna be three months
of hard work,

263
00:10:20,423 --> 00:10:24,526
And when we're done, we'll
practically be Quimixtanos.

264
00:10:24,594 --> 00:10:26,828
Greg, hello, it's Dwight
from the vestibule.

265
00:10:26,896 --> 00:10:28,996
You want to know
my 11th commandment?

266
00:10:29,064 --> 00:10:31,164
I will not be undersold.

267
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,165
Hey, Dwight.
Dwight, hey.

268
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,201
I am ready to love thy neighbor

269
00:10:34,269 --> 00:10:35,536
With these kind of discounts.
Are you kidding me?

270
00:10:35,603 --> 00:10:37,437
Stop it.
I'll call you back.

271
00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:40,107
My parents explained it
to me this way.

272
00:10:40,175 --> 00:10:42,009
You wouldn't hesitate to save
a family member

273
00:10:42,077 --> 00:10:43,543
From a burning building,

274
00:10:43,611 --> 00:10:45,977
But what if the earth
was your building

275
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,513
And all the people on it
were your family?

276
00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,181
What if the moon was your car

277
00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:52,183
And Jupiter
was your hair brush?

278
00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:53,584
- Shh.
- Thank you.

279
00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:55,619
<i>Or should I say gracias?</i>

280
00:11:04,529 --> 00:11:07,031
Cece went down.

281
00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:09,800
What was this?
You're out of it.

282
00:11:09,868 --> 00:11:11,669
- Scones.
- I didn't get one.

283
00:11:11,736 --> 00:11:12,903
Well, if it makes you
feel better,

284
00:11:12,971 --> 00:11:14,471
I didn't get one either.

285
00:11:14,539 --> 00:11:17,774
Is it just the one jug
of apple cider?

286
00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:21,912
Who the heck was that?

287
00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,547
I think that was sconesy cider,

288
00:11:23,615 --> 00:11:27,351
Noted baptism reception critic.

289
00:11:27,418 --> 00:11:28,818
We need more food.

290
00:11:28,886 --> 00:11:31,587
I'll go get some subs and sodas.
All right.

291
00:11:31,655 --> 00:11:34,323
And cider.

292
00:11:35,592 --> 00:11:36,959
Look at that.
Look at that.

293
00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:37,994
That's fun.

294
00:11:38,061 --> 00:11:39,829
We need to do stuff together

295
00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:41,597
Outside of work.

296
00:11:41,665 --> 00:11:44,466
Let's go help Africa.

297
00:11:44,534 --> 00:11:45,768
Let's go build an airport.

298
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,903
We'll start small.
We'll have a carwash.

299
00:11:47,971 --> 00:11:50,272
We'll send some cheerleaders
to regionals.

300
00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:52,507
You could feed the hungry.
Us.

301
00:11:52,575 --> 00:11:54,176
Why do we have
to do something together?

302
00:11:54,243 --> 00:11:55,977
I volunteer at a clinic
on my own time.

303
00:11:56,045 --> 00:11:57,278
- Yeah, well,
that's just a pick-up scene.

304
00:11:57,346 --> 00:11:58,945
Okay, we don't have
to volunteer.

305
00:11:59,046 --> 00:12:01,180
But I think we should hang out
more together.

306
00:12:01,248 --> 00:12:03,982
We are hanging out...
right now.

307
00:12:04,050 --> 00:12:05,383
You want some more of this?

308
00:12:05,451 --> 00:12:06,484
Look at these people.

309
00:12:06,552 --> 00:12:08,152
These are church-going people.

310
00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:11,054
And they know how to party.

311
00:12:11,122 --> 00:12:12,422
Church isn't a party, Michael.

312
00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:13,890
- Well, it's... it's...
- welcome to the party.

313
00:12:13,957 --> 00:12:15,858
Everybody have their kool-aid?

314
00:12:15,926 --> 00:12:17,359
No.
Okay, you know what?

315
00:12:17,427 --> 00:12:19,161
This is inappropriate.
What is wrong with you guys?

316
00:12:19,229 --> 00:12:20,462
What is wrong with you?

317
00:12:20,529 --> 00:12:22,663
What is so horrible
about wanting to get together

318
00:12:22,731 --> 00:12:23,697
And do something nice?

319
00:12:23,765 --> 00:12:25,665
Why did you guys
even come today?

320
00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:27,200
What's so great about your lives
that you think

321
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,434
You're better
than everybody else?

322
00:12:28,502 --> 00:12:30,435
That you can make fun
of everybody else?

323
00:12:30,503 --> 00:12:32,371
You're mean.
You're mean girls.

324
00:12:32,439 --> 00:12:35,073
<i>Like the movie mean girls.</i>

325
00:12:35,141 --> 00:12:37,743
And Kevin and Stanley,

326
00:12:37,811 --> 00:12:41,412
If you don't stop worrying so
much about what you're gonna put

327
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:45,349
In your gullet, you're gonna die
in about a month.

328
00:12:47,952 --> 00:12:49,886
Oh, hey, meemaw,

329
00:12:49,953 --> 00:12:51,421
Would you watch Cece
for a second?

330
00:12:51,488 --> 00:12:52,955
Don't worry.
She's asleep.

331
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,657
I'm just gonna track down
some more chairs.

332
00:12:54,724 --> 00:12:56,392
Fine, fine.

333
00:12:56,459 --> 00:12:59,861
<i>I guess I'll watch Suzanne's
purse and your baby.</i>

334
00:13:15,276 --> 00:13:17,043
Bye.
Good luck.

335
00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:20,212
Good luck to you.
Bye.

336
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,081
Do good.
Do good.

337
00:13:22,148 --> 00:13:23,449
Bye. Have fun.

338
00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:26,252
We're proud of you.

339
00:13:34,761 --> 00:13:36,862
Bye.

340
00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:37,930
Okay.

341
00:13:37,997 --> 00:13:41,599
Hey. Hey.
Is this the bus to Mexico?

342
00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:43,467
Yeah!

343
00:13:43,534 --> 00:13:45,668
- I'll take a shirt.
- Are you coming?

344
00:13:45,735 --> 00:13:47,836
- If you'll have me, yes.
- Heck, yes.

345
00:13:47,904 --> 00:13:50,572
Really?

346
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,574
Thank you.
All right.

347
00:13:55,262 --> 00:13:56,861
Michael?
Get off the bus.

348
00:13:56,929 --> 00:13:58,463
No, I'm not.
I'm staying on the bus.

349
00:13:58,531 --> 00:14:00,032
I'm already on the bus.
I'm going.

350
00:14:00,099 --> 00:14:01,767
Michael, this is irresponsible.

351
00:14:01,835 --> 00:14:03,268
It is not irresponsible!

352
00:14:03,336 --> 00:14:04,937
I have never
been more confident

353
00:14:05,004 --> 00:14:06,872
About a decision in my life.

354
00:14:06,939 --> 00:14:08,673
I agree.
I think it's superb.

355
00:14:08,741 --> 00:14:10,075
Well, you have a job to do.

356
00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:12,344
Okay, there is no off-season
when it comes to printer sales.

357
00:14:12,411 --> 00:14:14,946
You know what, my job
will be here when I get back.

358
00:14:15,014 --> 00:14:16,147
Michael, you can't
go to Mexico.

359
00:14:16,215 --> 00:14:17,750
You don't have your passport.

360
00:14:17,817 --> 00:14:19,151
You don't need one to get in.

361
00:14:19,218 --> 00:14:21,918
Plus, we can just have it
sent to him down in Mexico.

362
00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:22,918
Hey, right?

363
00:14:22,985 --> 00:14:24,118
Michael, what am I supposed

364
00:14:24,185 --> 00:14:25,753
To tell my clients
if they ask about you?

365
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,088
Tell them that I died

366
00:14:27,156 --> 00:14:28,822
And I turned into an angel,

367
00:14:28,890 --> 00:14:30,991
And, when they feel a breeze

368
00:14:31,059 --> 00:14:33,693
In a room
with all the windows closed

369
00:14:33,761 --> 00:14:36,996
Or that... that chill
on the back of their neck,

370
00:14:37,064 --> 00:14:39,598
That is just me
watching over them.

371
00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:41,966
Okay, but what about
the bigger corporate accounts?

372
00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:43,134
Tell them
that I'm in a meeting.

373
00:14:43,201 --> 00:14:44,868
Michael, I am just
about to close a sale.

374
00:14:44,936 --> 00:14:46,536
Can I authorize a 15% discount?

375
00:14:46,603 --> 00:14:48,104
- No, you may not.
- Gah!

376
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:49,439
I think it's really cool,
Michael.

377
00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:51,675
I wish I had a job
that I could just leave.

378
00:14:51,742 --> 00:14:53,043
Thank you.

379
00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:58,914
Save me an aisle seat,
Michael! I'm coming!

380
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,482
I will not stand idly by

381
00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:02,650
While these Mexican villagers
are sick.

382
00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:04,552
We're actually building 'em
a school.

383
00:15:04,619 --> 00:15:05,719
Whatever.

384
00:15:05,787 --> 00:15:08,522
I won't...
I won't stand for it.

385
00:15:11,593 --> 00:15:13,994
See you in a few months.

386
00:15:15,763 --> 00:15:17,964
If the whole world
were like you guys,

387
00:15:18,032 --> 00:15:19,766
We wouldn't have
so many problems.

388
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:21,334
Mm.
That's not gonna happen.

389
00:15:21,402 --> 00:15:23,168
We're one in a million.

390
00:15:23,236 --> 00:15:24,336
I know.

391
00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:25,903
Nobody I know
would leave their jobs

392
00:15:25,971 --> 00:15:27,238
And friends and families

393
00:15:27,306 --> 00:15:29,339
To do manual labor
for three months.

394
00:15:29,407 --> 00:15:32,975
Well, you know what, everybody
thinks that I am crazy,

395
00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:36,311
And that tells me that I am
the sanest person I know.

396
00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:39,149
So...

397
00:15:39,217 --> 00:15:41,484
Just a heads up. Probably
gonna be borrowing a few things.

398
00:15:41,552 --> 00:15:44,420
Gonna need a contact lens case,

399
00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:47,089
Some sunscreen, some sandals...

400
00:15:52,761 --> 00:15:56,263
Why you always got to be
so mean to me?

401
00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:03,602
Uh, meemaw, where's Cece?

402
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:06,271
I don't know.
I lost the purse too.

403
00:16:08,007 --> 00:16:09,506
Okay.

404
00:16:09,574 --> 00:16:12,609
- Good-bye, Lackawanna county.

405
00:16:12,677 --> 00:16:15,011
How long till we get to Mexico?

406
00:16:15,079 --> 00:16:17,681
Well, two days minus how long
we've been on the road.

407
00:16:17,748 --> 00:16:19,115
45 minutes?

408
00:16:19,183 --> 00:16:21,384
So, like, two days basically.

409
00:16:21,451 --> 00:16:22,684
Maybe more.
Ooh.

410
00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:24,085
What are we building
down there again?

411
00:16:24,153 --> 00:16:25,854
Like, a hospital?

412
00:16:25,922 --> 00:16:27,422
A school for Mexicans?
What?

413
00:16:27,490 --> 00:16:29,724
I don't know, I thought
it was like a gymnasium or...

414
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,792
Why aren't they building it
themselves?

415
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,261
They don't know how.

416
00:16:33,328 --> 00:16:34,561
Do we know how?
I don't know how.

417
00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:37,231
- Well, Carla knows.
- You know how?

418
00:16:37,298 --> 00:16:39,732
Carla knows.

419
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,802
Oh, I feel like there were
so many more people on this bus.

420
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:46,772
There were, like,
200, 300 people before.

421
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,875
Hey, Carla?

422
00:16:49,943 --> 00:16:51,777
Carla?

423
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,712
Hi.
What are you doing?

424
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,647
Oh, trying to sleep.

425
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,286
What is happening?

426
00:17:02,353 --> 00:17:07,322
Oh, God, what is happening?

427
00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:11,993
Do you smell
like a weird, warm cheese?

428
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:14,161
Oh, God, you know what?

429
00:17:14,229 --> 00:17:16,796
I am gonna be in Mexico
for my half-birthday.

430
00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:18,764
- And the Christmas party.
- And cinco De Mayo.

431
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:20,732
Nah. No, we'll be back
before that.

432
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,768
No, we...
you know how these things go.

433
00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:26,438
Construction projects,
they say three months,

434
00:17:26,506 --> 00:17:27,607
And then, after two years,

435
00:17:27,674 --> 00:17:30,010
The lazy bums
haven't even started.

436
00:17:30,077 --> 00:17:33,645
Now we're those lazy bums.

437
00:17:33,713 --> 00:17:37,648
I gotta get off this bus.

438
00:17:37,716 --> 00:17:38,749
Hey, guys,

439
00:17:38,817 --> 00:17:39,984
Has anybody seen the baby?

440
00:17:40,052 --> 00:17:42,686
Here's her carrier,
but no Cece.

441
00:17:42,754 --> 00:17:45,022
Jim, Jim, I want
to give a toast.

442
00:17:45,090 --> 00:17:46,190
Where's the little girl
of honor?

443
00:17:46,257 --> 00:17:47,257
I don't know, dad.
I don't know.

444
00:17:47,325 --> 00:17:48,491
I don't mean to bug,

445
00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:49,725
But do you know when those subs
are due into port?

446
00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:50,993
I got a hungry bunch
of McPhersons over there.

447
00:17:51,061 --> 00:17:53,595
I don't know.
Hey, have you seen my baby?

448
00:17:53,663 --> 00:17:55,163
I think maybe some blonde lady
had her.

449
00:17:55,231 --> 00:17:56,164
A small blonde woman?

450
00:17:56,232 --> 00:17:58,032
- Smaller than me.
- Everyone.

451
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,266
Everyone, can I just have
your attention?

452
00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:01,001
Has anyone seen a small...

453
00:18:01,069 --> 00:18:02,168
Stop that tiny, blonde woman!

454
00:18:02,236 --> 00:18:04,437
She stole my baby!

455
00:18:04,504 --> 00:18:06,172
What are you doing?

456
00:18:06,239 --> 00:18:08,773
- Give me that baby.
- What? Kevin!

457
00:18:08,841 --> 00:18:12,542
Hi, honey.
I was just changing the baby.

458
00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:14,410
- Hi.
- Honey.

459
00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:15,510
Hi.
All right.

460
00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:17,478
Travel safe, Angela.

461
00:18:17,546 --> 00:18:19,380
Did you think I stole
your baby?

462
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:21,350
What's that?

463
00:18:21,418 --> 00:18:22,786
Oh, yeah, back then I did.

464
00:18:22,854 --> 00:18:24,054
Just now.

465
00:18:24,122 --> 00:18:26,790
So don't,
because I've got my eye on you.

466
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:30,793
Look at these scones, Jim.

467
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:31,961
Thousands of them.

468
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:34,864
What kind of a person
steals scones

469
00:18:34,932 --> 00:18:36,532
From a baby?

470
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,900
Someone put them in my bag.

471
00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:40,835
So that was lunch, eh?

472
00:18:40,903 --> 00:18:43,404
McPherson troop,
let's haul out.

473
00:18:43,472 --> 00:18:46,240
Rendezvous at friendly's.

474
00:18:46,308 --> 00:18:47,808
Did you lose Cece?

475
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,309
Yeah.

476
00:18:49,377 --> 00:18:52,278
Yeah, a little bit.
I did.

477
00:18:52,345 --> 00:18:54,746
Can you fake a seizure
or a heart attack or something?

478
00:18:54,814 --> 00:18:56,381
I can make myself cry.

479
00:18:56,449 --> 00:18:57,549
Do that.
Do it.

480
00:18:57,616 --> 00:19:00,418
Should I... I got it.
I got it.

481
00:19:00,485 --> 00:19:04,555
Um, hey, I saw a sign
for a scenic overlook coming up.

482
00:19:04,623 --> 00:19:06,056
Really love
to check out the view.

483
00:19:06,124 --> 00:19:07,624
Can't stop.
We're on a schedule.

484
00:19:07,691 --> 00:19:10,692
Well, there's a nice bistro
coming up.

485
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,560
We could pick up some Paninis
for the road.

486
00:19:12,628 --> 00:19:13,895
Maybe we'll stop in Tennessee.

487
00:19:13,963 --> 00:19:15,696
It's not safe
to talk to a driver.

488
00:19:15,764 --> 00:19:19,298
Okay, driver, driver, if
you're not gonna stop this bus,

489
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,367
Then I'm going to stop it
for you.

490
00:19:21,434 --> 00:19:23,736
Okay?
Hang on.

491
00:19:26,639 --> 00:19:28,106
Stopping in Tennessee.

492
00:19:28,174 --> 00:19:30,408
Hey, is there a problem,
you guys?

493
00:19:30,475 --> 00:19:32,542
Yeah, just get him
to stop the bus, please.

494
00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:34,777
- Why?
- Just make him stop

495
00:19:34,845 --> 00:19:36,612
The freaking bus!
Stop the bus, okay?

496
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:37,680
Are you okay, sir?

497
00:19:37,747 --> 00:19:38,914
I didn't sign up for this.

498
00:19:38,982 --> 00:19:41,683
You guys are young,
that's great.

499
00:19:41,751 --> 00:19:43,584
You want to give back
to society.

500
00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:45,019
I've done that.

501
00:19:45,087 --> 00:19:46,420
I need to take.

502
00:19:46,488 --> 00:19:48,088
You have plenty left to give.

503
00:19:48,156 --> 00:19:49,356
You're doing...
- blah-Di-blah!

504
00:19:49,424 --> 00:19:50,424
It doesn't matter.

505
00:19:50,491 --> 00:19:51,391
We could go back and forth
all day.

506
00:19:51,459 --> 00:19:53,193
It's not gonna solve anything.

507
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,527
If we went to Mexico,

508
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,928
We'd probably screw
everything up anyway.

509
00:19:55,996 --> 00:19:57,029
Do you want that
for little Jessica?

510
00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:58,430
No, you don't.

511
00:19:58,497 --> 00:19:59,764
And the answer is clear.

512
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,632
Stop the bus. Okay?
Stop the bus!

513
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,567
Stop the bus!
Stop the bus!

514
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,972
Okay, stop the dang bus.

515
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:13,109
Okay, well, a pleasure.

516
00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:14,677
Go save the world.

517
00:20:14,744 --> 00:20:17,579
We'll keep an eye on America
for you.

518
00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:23,918
Wait for me!

519
00:20:29,757 --> 00:20:32,158
Don't say anything
to my parents.

520
00:20:44,402 --> 00:20:45,369
Get in quick.

521
00:20:45,436 --> 00:20:47,304
- Why quick?
- So it's faster.

522
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,773
Do you guys want me
to take you home

523
00:20:50,841 --> 00:20:52,075
Or go back to the church?

524
00:20:52,142 --> 00:20:53,342
Is anyone still at the church?

525
00:20:53,343 --> 00:20:55,851
No. Actually, most of them
went to go see a movie.

526
00:20:56,643 --> 00:20:57,355
What?

527
00:20:57,434 --> 00:20:58,482
- Shut up.
- Yeah.

528
00:20:58,618 --> 00:21:01,426
Kevin suggested it, and then 
all went into Meredith's minivan.

529
00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:04,609
It is so nice to be back
in a country that has movies.

530
00:21:04,825 --> 00:21:07,529
- I bet, you guys...
- Can I come?

531
00:21:10,697 --> 00:21:12,227
Lake Wobegon is on.

532
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:15,153
- Do you guys cool with that?
- Banana bread, but,

533
00:21:15,339 --> 00:21:19,979
Fred Northquest had no appetite, he was
thinking about his pair of new boots.

534
00:21:20,130 --> 00:21:21,883
And ten years after all,

535
00:21:22,003 --> 00:21:23,498
as he told Mrs. Northquest

536
00:21:23,643 --> 00:21:25,635
it would take two years to get

537
00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:27,435
comfortable with the new boots.

538
00:21:27,546 --> 00:21:27,856
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