1 00:00:05,107 --> 00:00:06,040 They caught the Scranton strangler. 2 00:00:06,108 --> 00:00:07,208 They trapped him in his house. 3 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:09,575 And then photographing them, 4 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,012 Is believed to be inside. 5 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:13,249 Police have now surrounded 6 00:00:13,316 --> 00:00:14,844 The apartment complex. 7 00:00:14,911 --> 00:00:16,209 Police have surrounded. 8 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:18,508 And we now see what appears to be 9 00:00:18,575 --> 00:00:20,506 A SWAT van pulling up. Swat... swat's arriving. 10 00:00:20,573 --> 00:00:22,472 It is unknown he is armed with any... 11 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:24,106 They should do that thing where they play 12 00:00:24,174 --> 00:00:26,607 The really good music to get him to come out. 13 00:00:26,675 --> 00:00:28,941 Ugh, they shouldn't televise any of this. 14 00:00:29,009 --> 00:00:30,576 It just encourages copycats. 15 00:00:30,644 --> 00:00:32,211 Just say copies. 16 00:00:32,279 --> 00:00:33,780 Why do you have to drag cats into this? 17 00:00:33,848 --> 00:00:35,114 Okay, while this is interesting, 18 00:00:35,182 --> 00:00:36,548 We should get back to work. 19 00:00:36,616 --> 00:00:38,282 These standoffs can last a long time. 20 00:00:38,349 --> 00:00:40,142 What if it's another Waco? 21 00:00:40,210 --> 00:00:41,743 It's pronounced "wacko." 22 00:00:41,810 --> 00:00:43,343 Some events are so newsworthy, 23 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:46,111 So historic, that you have to stop everything to watch. 24 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:48,946 Balloon boy, Michael Jackson's funeral... 25 00:00:49,014 --> 00:00:51,915 Uh, things that, if you didn't see them live, 26 00:00:51,982 --> 00:00:54,717 You wouldn't really care that you didn't see them at all. 27 00:00:54,785 --> 00:00:57,052 Coming to you from the corner of columb... 28 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,720 Columbia street and Washington ave. 29 00:00:58,788 --> 00:01:00,288 God, when is he gonna come out? 30 00:01:02,957 --> 00:01:05,457 I bet he's wishing he had a hybrid. Right? 31 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:07,125 60 miles to the gallon in the city. 32 00:01:07,193 --> 00:01:10,428 No, I bet he's wishing he was strangling someone. 33 00:01:10,496 --> 00:01:11,462 Okay, that's our street. 34 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:12,529 That's our street. 35 00:01:12,596 --> 00:01:13,697 He's going down our street. 36 00:01:13,765 --> 00:01:15,933 Come on, everybody. Go. Go, go, go, go. 37 00:01:18,201 --> 00:01:19,701 There it is. There it I 38 00:01:19,768 --> 00:01:20,967 I saw it. Where? Where? 39 00:01:21,035 --> 00:01:22,735 I saw it. It's gone. 40 00:01:22,803 --> 00:01:25,038 He went right by. 41 00:01:25,106 --> 00:01:28,041 You missed it. You missed it. 42 00:01:29,908 --> 00:01:32,375 "grandpa, where were you today 43 00:01:32,442 --> 00:01:34,209 The Scranton strangler was caught?" 44 00:01:34,277 --> 00:01:37,678 well, I was there, kiddo. 45 00:01:37,746 --> 00:01:39,613 I was there. 46 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,248 And I'll tell you what... 47 00:01:43,316 --> 00:01:49,085 You go sell these and buy yourself aice spaceship. 48 00:01:58,189 --> 00:02:01,492 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 49 00:02:09,833 --> 00:02:11,966 Michael. 50 00:02:12,034 --> 00:02:14,068 Walk with me. 51 00:02:14,136 --> 00:02:15,569 Gabe and I are having a party, 52 00:02:15,637 --> 00:02:17,638 And everyone's invited, and it's at his apartment. 53 00:02:17,706 --> 00:02:19,006 And we're gonna watch glee. Glee? What is glee? 54 00:02:19,074 --> 00:02:20,441 Some sort of television program? 55 00:02:20,509 --> 00:02:23,110 Jim, ieed that thing st. 56 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:24,277 - Okay. - Yeah, it's a TV show. 57 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:26,779 Dwight. Signing. 58 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:27,881 I don't have time for parties. 59 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:29,315 I don't have time r TV shows. 60 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:30,683 Stanley, what time is that thing that I have to do? 61 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:31,985 - I... - cancel it. 62 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:33,519 Are you still here? 63 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,621 Ohit's just... it's our first party together. 64 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,923 So... - mm-mm-mm-mm. Mm. Mm. 65 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,958 Mm. Did you hear what I said? 66 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:41,025 I'm a very busy man. I don't have time 67 00:02:41,093 --> 00:02:43,025 For your TV show. 68 00:02:43,093 --> 00:02:45,526 - Okay, sorry. - I'm joking. 69 00:02:45,594 --> 00:02:46,927 - Wait, which... - I'm joking. 70 00:02:46,995 --> 00:02:48,762 I'm kidding around. 71 00:02:48,829 --> 00:02:50,697 I'm not actually angry. 72 00:02:53,233 --> 00:02:54,499 I'm not busy at all. 73 00:02:54,567 --> 00:02:56,501 I'm not doing anything. And I know what glee is. 74 00:02:56,568 --> 00:02:58,435 I am a total gleek. Oh, me too. 75 00:02:58,503 --> 00:03:00,103 You know what my favorite character is? 76 00:03:00,171 --> 00:03:01,171 The invalid. 77 00:03:01,238 --> 00:03:02,305 Yes, I'd love to come 78 00:03:02,373 --> 00:03:04,540 To your party. , my gosh. 79 00:03:04,608 --> 00:03:06,842 I don't know if Michael likes Gabe that much, 80 00:03:06,909 --> 00:03:08,710 But there's this thing on glee called mash-up 81 00:03:08,777 --> 00:03:10,611 When two things that don't go together 82 00:03:10,679 --> 00:03:12,413 Make one great song. 83 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,248 Take Gabe, take Michael, 84 00:03:15,316 --> 00:03:17,083 You make "gaymike." 85 00:03:17,150 --> 00:03:18,184 Best friends. 86 00:03:18,251 --> 00:03:19,451 No, really? 87 00:03:19,519 --> 00:03:20,953 Is there time to change this? 88 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:23,822 That show... I mean, first they say that Mr. Schue 89 00:03:23,889 --> 00:03:25,657 Doest know anything about choreography, 90 00:03:25,724 --> 00:03:27,358 And then, like, three episodes later, 91 00:03:27,426 --> 00:03:29,226 He's this fantastic choreographer? 92 00:03:29,294 --> 00:03:30,360 Pick a lane, people. 93 00:03:30,428 --> 00:03:32,062 And what was with jse's sudden turn 94 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:33,830 On Rachel between dream on and funk? 95 00:03:33,897 --> 00:03:35,598 Where the heck did that come from? 96 00:03:35,665 --> 00:03:38,632 Honestly, that show, it's just... it's irresponsible. 97 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,467 Are you going? 98 00:03:40,535 --> 00:03:42,469 Not because I want to. 99 00:03:42,537 --> 00:03:47,273 Of all feelings to base a show around, glee? 100 00:03:47,341 --> 00:03:49,842 Thirst. Now that's a show I'd watch. 101 00:03:49,909 --> 00:03:52,677 I would watch that. 102 00:03:52,745 --> 00:03:53,778 Tonight might be a convenient night 103 00:03:53,846 --> 00:03:58,180 For us to have some intercourse. 104 00:03:58,248 --> 00:04:00,048 You're having a party at Gabe's apartment 105 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:01,583 - Mm-hmm. I'd love it if you were there. 106 00:04:01,651 --> 00:04:03,085 - You would? - You and Michael 107 00:04:03,152 --> 00:04:07,654 Are always the life of the party. 108 00:04:07,722 --> 00:04:09,153 Try and keep me from coming. 109 00:04:09,221 --> 00:04:10,987 Why would I keep you from coming? 110 00:04:11,088 --> 00:04:14,257 Try and hide it, I will track this party wn. 111 00:04:14,324 --> 00:04:15,891 Why would I hide it? 112 00:04:18,428 --> 00:04:19,395 Kevin. 113 00:04:19,463 --> 00:04:21,030 Hey. You going tonight? 114 00:04:21,097 --> 00:04:22,231 Yes, I am. Are you? 115 00:04:22,298 --> 00:04:23,465 Yeah. 116 00:04:23,533 --> 00:04:24,533 You got to go to the boss's party, right? 117 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,867 - Mm-hmm. What 118 00:04:25,935 --> 00:04:29,470 No, Gabe... Gabe is not the boss. 119 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:32,238 No, he's not the boss. 120 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,606 Why did you just say he was the boss? 121 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:36,675 'cause you're the boss. 122 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:39,679 Guys, do you consider Gabe to be the boss? 123 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:45,684 - It's make-your-own-pizza night. 124 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,619 - Okay. - Isn't Gabe's place so nice? 125 00:04:49,021 --> 00:04:50,422 Look at the size of those wine glasses, Michael. 126 00:04:50,489 --> 00:04:52,890 They're big. 127 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:55,526 Those posters used to be real French ads. 128 00:04:55,593 --> 00:04:56,793 All right. 129 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:59,595 So these are your cheeses, your hams, 130 00:04:59,663 --> 00:05:02,064 Your sausages, your herbs, and your vegetables. 131 00:05:02,132 --> 00:05:04,032 Here's what's been done. Start creating. 132 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,367 Sometimes it helps to think of a part of the world 133 00:05:06,435 --> 00:05:09,403 And then make... okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 134 00:05:09,471 --> 00:05:11,105 Gabe likes to entertain a lot. 135 00:05:11,173 --> 00:05:14,040 And he cooks in an oven. 136 00:05:14,108 --> 00:05:15,375 And all that jazz. 137 00:05:15,442 --> 00:05:18,044 I just have a different lifestyle. 138 00:05:18,112 --> 00:05:19,546 They have these bags of vegetables 139 00:05:19,613 --> 00:05:21,581 That steam right inside their own bag. 140 00:05:21,648 --> 00:05:23,748 So I'll get a glass of sangria, 141 00:05:23,816 --> 00:05:25,283 Sit down in front of the TV, 142 00:05:25,351 --> 00:05:27,184 My bag of vegetables... 143 00:05:27,252 --> 00:05:29,988 Before you know it, I'm ready for bed. 144 00:05:30,055 --> 00:05:31,389 Okay. 145 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:33,658 You don't really toss the dough. 146 00:05:33,726 --> 00:05:35,627 Try to destroy the old ways, Gabe. 147 00:05:35,694 --> 00:05:38,195 I will not let you. 148 00:05:39,698 --> 00:05:43,567 So welcome to my man cave. 149 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:45,301 I did my senior year abroad in Japan. 150 00:05:45,369 --> 00:05:47,302 Best year of my life. You play? 151 00:05:47,370 --> 00:05:50,071 Oh, I like to create soundscapes. 152 00:05:50,139 --> 00:05:52,507 Imagine one instant of a song 153 00:05:52,575 --> 00:05:54,975 Expanded to be the size of the universe. 154 00:05:55,043 --> 00:05:56,509 I can't even do that. 155 00:05:56,577 --> 00:05:58,779 She's up. 156 00:05:58,847 --> 00:06:00,914 Great. 157 00:06:00,982 --> 00:06:02,582 Cece is reverse cycling. 158 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:04,184 Which means she sleeps all day 159 00:06:04,251 --> 00:06:05,651 And she's up all night. 160 00:06:05,719 --> 00:06:07,620 Which basically means I'm up all day 161 00:06:07,687 --> 00:06:08,854 And I'm up all night. 162 00:06:08,922 --> 00:06:10,122 And if it doesn't stop soon, 163 00:06:10,190 --> 00:06:13,858 Am gonna be up all night. 164 00:06:16,094 --> 00:06:17,261 The show's starting. 165 00:06:17,328 --> 00:06:19,729 The show's starting. 166 00:06:19,763 --> 00:06:22,131 The show's starting. 167 00:06:22,199 --> 00:06:24,233 Show's starting. 168 00:06:26,035 --> 00:06:28,169 All right, let's gather 'round. 169 00:06:28,237 --> 00:06:31,305 - Who's that? - Finn. 170 00:06:31,373 --> 00:06:33,374 - Who's that? - Rachel. 171 00:06:33,441 --> 00:06:36,409 Okay. Which one's glee? 172 00:06:36,477 --> 00:06:38,210 You have to stop. 173 00:06:38,278 --> 00:06:39,812 Where's Michael? Where's Michael? 174 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,180 We can't start without Michael. 175 00:06:41,248 --> 00:06:42,381 Oh, here he is. 176 00:06:42,449 --> 00:06:47,653 Oh, yay, and let the show begin. 177 00:06:47,721 --> 00:06:48,787 That's a little loud. 178 00:06:48,855 --> 00:06:50,922 Well, actually, I think 179 00:06:50,990 --> 00:06:52,557 It's not loud enough. 180 00:06:52,625 --> 00:06:54,392 May I? Excuse me. 181 00:06:54,460 --> 00:06:56,361 Thank you, sir. 182 00:06:56,428 --> 00:06:57,428 There you go. It's glee. 183 00:06:57,496 --> 00:06:59,196 Right? Rock and roll. 184 00:06:59,264 --> 00:07:00,831 Turn it up to 11. 185 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:04,300 - Come on, Michael. - "spinal cord." 186 00:07:04,368 --> 00:07:05,802 Some of us are trying to have a conversation. 187 00:07:05,869 --> 00:07:07,837 Well, some of us are trying to... 188 00:07:07,904 --> 00:07:09,405 I'll just turn the captions on. 189 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:12,074 Well, I will turn the volume up. 190 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:13,808 That's for the other box. 191 00:07:13,876 --> 00:07:17,578 Okay. 192 00:07:22,416 --> 00:07:26,151 Okay. Okay. 193 00:07:26,219 --> 00:07:28,887 Here's what we're gonna do. 194 00:07:28,954 --> 00:07:30,488 Right down the hall is a bedroom. 195 00:07:30,556 --> 00:07:32,456 All the real glee fans are gonna go down the hall 196 00:07:32,524 --> 00:07:34,726 To the real glee party in the bedroom. 197 00:07:34,793 --> 00:07:36,294 Follow me. 198 00:07:36,362 --> 00:07:38,229 Where we can crank it. 199 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,295 What's your angle? 200 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,064 That woman. She's been in a couple of episodes 201 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,064 Of Friday night lights. 202 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:46,997 Hey, guys, I'm so confused. 203 00:07:47,065 --> 00:07:48,264 Is this a glee watching party 204 00:07:48,332 --> 00:07:49,931 Or is this a glee pausing party? 205 00:07:49,998 --> 00:07:51,666 - Yeah. Yeah, I know. - Because we keep stopping it 206 00:07:51,733 --> 00:07:53,233 To get a history lesson about television... 207 00:07:54,502 --> 00:07:56,168 There. It's on. Well, it's on. Know e s. 208 00:07:56,236 --> 00:07:58,370 I didn't read the rule book. 209 00:07:58,438 --> 00:08:00,539 Hey, Michael. 210 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:04,542 Maybe you should try going in the other room again. 211 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:05,709 You can have my seat. 212 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,811 It's closer to the TV. 213 00:08:07,879 --> 00:08:08,879 It'll seem louder. 214 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,581 Pam, I have a loaded gun 215 00:08:10,648 --> 00:08:11,948 In my desk at work. 216 00:08:12,016 --> 00:08:15,351 And if I ever start acting like that weenie Gabe, 217 00:08:15,419 --> 00:08:16,652 I want you to take that gun, 218 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,487 And I want you to shoot me, like, 100 times 219 00:08:18,555 --> 00:08:20,522 In the groin till I'm dead, okay? 220 00:08:20,590 --> 00:08:22,090 You have a gun in your desk? 221 00:08:22,158 --> 00:08:23,725 Somewhere. 222 00:08:23,793 --> 00:08:27,595 Hey. Marantz tube stereo from the 1970s. 223 00:08:27,663 --> 00:08:28,696 I respect that. 224 00:08:28,763 --> 00:08:30,430 I respect that a lot. 225 00:08:30,498 --> 00:08:34,868 Ho-ho, the five Chinese virility herbs. 226 00:08:34,935 --> 00:08:37,236 No kidding. This is powdered seahorse. 227 00:08:37,304 --> 00:08:39,772 They say that 15 Chinese soldiers 228 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,807 Fought off the entire army of Genghis Khan 229 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:43,175 Just using this stuff. 230 00:08:43,242 --> 00:08:46,344 You know what they say... No, what? 231 00:08:46,412 --> 00:08:47,946 What is this, samurai woodcuts? 232 00:08:48,013 --> 00:08:49,547 Yup. 233 00:08:49,614 --> 00:08:50,747 Pretty erotic. 234 00:08:50,815 --> 00:08:52,415 Eh. Yeah. 235 00:08:52,483 --> 00:08:56,152 Better men than Gabe have tried to be my boss. 236 00:08:56,219 --> 00:08:57,386 David got fired. 237 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,054 Charles got fired. 238 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:00,321 Jan went crazy. 239 00:09:00,389 --> 00:09:01,923 Ed truck, who I liked, 240 00:09:01,990 --> 00:09:03,357 Got decapitated. 241 00:09:03,425 --> 00:09:04,625 - Michael. - Yes. 242 00:09:04,692 --> 00:09:06,860 I find it absolutely disgraceful 243 00:09:06,928 --> 00:09:09,062 That no one followed you in here for your walk-out. 244 00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:10,930 I took the liberty of making a list of everyone 245 00:09:10,998 --> 00:09:11,998 Who didn't follow you in here. 246 00:09:12,066 --> 00:09:14,333 Jim, Oscar, creed, 247 00:09:14,401 --> 00:09:16,935 Me, at first... Maybe I should go. 248 00:09:17,003 --> 00:09:19,571 Kelly... Are you gonna quiet that baby 249 00:09:19,638 --> 00:09:25,575 Or do I have to? 250 00:09:31,182 --> 00:09:33,184 In the schrute family, 251 00:09:33,251 --> 00:09:35,752 The youngest child always raises the others. 252 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:37,888 I've been raising children since I was a baby. 253 00:09:43,393 --> 00:09:44,827 Take a shot. 254 00:09:44,894 --> 00:09:48,664 Oh, thanks. 255 00:09:48,732 --> 00:09:50,333 So much Asian stuff. 256 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,334 I wonder if there's a guy in China right now 257 00:09:52,402 --> 00:09:54,937 Looking at a bunch of our stuff. 258 00:09:55,005 --> 00:09:58,540 Why does Erin like Gabe? 259 00:09:58,608 --> 00:10:00,910 Andy, look, 260 00:10:00,977 --> 00:10:02,877 All I know is, if I was a girl 261 00:10:02,945 --> 00:10:06,247 And I had to choose between a tall dude 262 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,715 Who loved Asia and a you-looking dude 263 00:10:08,783 --> 00:10:13,518 Who loved sweaters and wearing sweaters, 264 00:10:13,586 --> 00:10:14,952 I'd choose you. 265 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:17,854 That's really nice. Thank you. 266 00:10:17,922 --> 00:10:21,924 And I'd blow your mind. 267 00:10:32,601 --> 00:10:33,801 Jim, what are you doing? 268 00:10:33,869 --> 00:10:34,868 Oh, it's a commercial break, 269 00:10:34,936 --> 00:10:35,935 So I just wanted to check the scores. 270 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,102 Flip it back, please. 271 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,371 Okay. 272 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:43,341 The show's back on. What happened? 273 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:46,010 - We were behind. - Go to the recorded version. 274 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,445 Oh, my God. What song was that? 275 00:10:47,512 --> 00:10:49,413 - I wasn't recording it. - What? 276 00:10:49,481 --> 00:10:51,148 What song was it? 277 00:10:51,216 --> 00:10:52,549 Wait, why do you have to record it? 278 00:10:52,617 --> 00:10:54,985 Right now is why, Erin. We're living it. 279 00:10:55,053 --> 00:10:56,420 Start recording now. Jim. 280 00:10:56,487 --> 00:10:59,022 Okay, they did blinded by the light, 281 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:01,858 And they did it with an actual blind guy. 282 00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:04,526 Was it worth it, Jim? 283 00:11:04,594 --> 00:11:06,060 'cause we missed it. 284 00:11:07,662 --> 00:11:09,396 If I could get her sleeping normally, 285 00:11:09,464 --> 00:11:10,698 I would get my life back. 286 00:11:10,765 --> 00:11:12,366 That would be nice, wouldn't it? 287 00:11:12,434 --> 00:11:13,867 I can't even talk about it. 288 00:11:13,935 --> 00:11:15,768 You know, it's not really necessary for me to sit here 289 00:11:15,836 --> 00:11:17,002 Holding her all night. 290 00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:18,870 Just go to Gabe's refrigerator, 291 00:11:18,938 --> 00:11:20,371 Get a lump of suet... 292 00:11:20,439 --> 00:11:23,509 Or any kind of congealed animal fat will do, really... 293 00:11:23,577 --> 00:11:24,643 Tie a piece of string to it, 294 00:11:24,711 --> 00:11:26,077 Tie the other end to her toe, 295 00:11:26,145 --> 00:11:27,912 Pop the suet in her mouth, 296 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,014 She'll be happy for hours. 297 00:11:30,081 --> 00:11:32,782 I kind of doubt Gabe has suet. 298 00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:36,418 Really? Well... 299 00:11:36,486 --> 00:11:39,421 Then here we are. Michael. 300 00:11:39,488 --> 00:11:41,422 Gabe is making the pigs in a blanket. 301 00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:44,591 And he kind of needs some help, 302 00:11:44,658 --> 00:11:46,627 So he was wondering if you could help him. 303 00:11:56,004 --> 00:11:57,905 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 304 00:11:57,973 --> 00:11:59,273 Phyllis Vance. 305 00:12:03,879 --> 00:12:05,947 Is that white diamonds by Elizabeth Taylor? 306 00:12:06,014 --> 00:12:07,248 You know your perfumes. 307 00:12:07,316 --> 00:12:09,483 My nanny used to wear that. 308 00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:11,085 I just ate an entire seahorse. 309 00:12:11,153 --> 00:12:13,988 I have to admit I did not think it was gonna work. 310 00:12:14,055 --> 00:12:15,322 But it's totally working. 311 00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:17,725 I feel exactly like a seahorse. 312 00:12:24,465 --> 00:12:25,666 Look who I found. 313 00:12:25,733 --> 00:12:28,334 Yeah, well, I wasn't very hard to find. 314 00:12:28,402 --> 00:12:32,470 Let's go ahead and wash your hands. 315 00:12:32,537 --> 00:12:35,835 Is this the same dough that you used for the pizza crust? 316 00:12:35,903 --> 00:12:37,836 Yeah. Waste not. Right? 317 00:12:37,904 --> 00:12:40,138 So these are pizza dogs. These aren't pigs in a blanket. 318 00:12:40,206 --> 00:12:41,472 Per Se. 319 00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:44,508 Michael knows everything there is to know about snacks. 320 00:12:44,576 --> 00:12:47,077 - Well. - Gabe was born in 1982. 321 00:12:47,144 --> 00:12:48,845 He was the longest baby in the hospital. 322 00:12:48,913 --> 00:12:50,313 He's the longest baby in this room. 323 00:12:50,381 --> 00:12:53,616 What's the longest thing you've ever seen? 324 00:12:53,684 --> 00:12:54,650 For me, it was the trail from a jet... 325 00:12:54,718 --> 00:12:55,785 Erin, you don't have to... 326 00:12:55,852 --> 00:12:57,620 Yeah, you know what, Erin, you do have to. 327 00:12:57,687 --> 00:12:59,688 Michael, you are making this harder 328 00:12:59,756 --> 00:13:01,857 Than it has to be. That's what she said. 329 00:13:10,199 --> 00:13:11,332 Hey. 330 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,967 It's a miracle. 331 00:13:13,034 --> 00:13:15,469 She loves him. 332 00:13:15,537 --> 00:13:17,137 Oh, I don't know about... 333 00:13:17,205 --> 00:13:18,138 Love. 334 00:13:18,205 --> 00:13:20,006 She loves me. 335 00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:24,543 Outside. My car. Two minutes. 336 00:13:26,546 --> 00:13:28,113 All right. Something's come up. I gotta go. 337 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:29,347 No, no, no, she'll wake up. 338 00:13:29,415 --> 00:13:30,481 No, I have something to do. 339 00:13:30,549 --> 00:13:31,582 I know what you have to do. 340 00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:34,418 Please stay with Cece. 341 00:13:34,486 --> 00:13:38,121 Dwight, I've always considered us to be very good friends. 342 00:13:38,189 --> 00:13:39,555 Great friends. 343 00:13:39,623 --> 00:13:40,790 Remember your concussion? 344 00:13:40,857 --> 00:13:42,458 I do. 345 00:13:42,526 --> 00:13:43,892 But you married my worst enemy. 346 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,260 - I know. - Well, I think enemy's 347 00:13:45,328 --> 00:13:46,594 A strong word. 348 00:13:46,662 --> 00:13:47,895 'cause I think we have a really charming back-and-forth. 349 00:13:47,962 --> 00:13:49,963 Enough. 350 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,567 I will require beer and pizza to think this over. 351 00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,569 - Absolutely. - From Jim. 352 00:13:58,636 --> 00:14:02,072 - Well, I don't think that's... - do it. 353 00:14:02,139 --> 00:14:03,640 What kind of pizza would you like? 354 00:14:03,707 --> 00:14:05,541 Surprise me. 355 00:14:05,609 --> 00:14:07,877 No. 356 00:14:07,945 --> 00:14:09,045 Pepperoni. 357 00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:15,251 Okay. 358 00:14:15,319 --> 00:14:17,153 All right. 359 00:14:17,221 --> 00:14:20,155 And the winner is by two votes, Sam and qu... 360 00:14:20,223 --> 00:14:21,890 what's going on? 361 00:14:27,403 --> 00:14:30,405 Hey, creed. Do you read Chinese? 362 00:14:30,472 --> 00:14:34,509 - Better than English. - What does this say? 363 00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:46,285 Hello, u.P.S., still waiting on that five minutes 364 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,353 With Erin I ordered. 365 00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:49,922 Oh, never mind, it's here. 366 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,325 Well, if it isn't the belle of the ball. 367 00:14:52,393 --> 00:14:55,695 You throw a lovely party, milady. 368 00:14:55,763 --> 00:14:58,197 Are you having a good time? 369 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,332 Did you wear my favorite outfit on purpose? 370 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,200 Andy, you look awful. 371 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:05,170 You're four seasons in a day. 372 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:09,540 You got the autumn thing going on. 373 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:12,509 But if you put on baby... 374 00:15:13,644 --> 00:15:16,444 Mm. But if you put on a blue... 375 00:15:21,883 --> 00:15:23,584 It's springtime in the rockies. 376 00:15:23,652 --> 00:15:26,019 - Are you all right? - No! 377 00:15:27,154 --> 00:15:28,855 Insert it in my mouth. 378 00:15:28,922 --> 00:15:30,222 Okay, that's not gonna make 379 00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:31,757 Your pizza-eating experience any better, trust me. 380 00:15:31,825 --> 00:15:32,791 Oh, try me. 381 00:15:32,859 --> 00:15:34,626 Jim, just don't think 382 00:15:34,693 --> 00:15:35,960 Of it as degrading. 383 00:15:36,028 --> 00:15:38,796 Think of it as you happen to be moving the pizza 384 00:15:38,863 --> 00:15:42,066 Six inches this way, and he happens to be biting it. 385 00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:43,800 I'd prefer for him to think of it as degrading. 386 00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:46,436 Okay. 387 00:15:46,504 --> 00:15:51,273 Crust first. 388 00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:56,644 Okay. Now the beer. 389 00:15:56,712 --> 00:16:00,079 Beer me, Jim. 390 00:16:02,182 --> 00:16:05,584 Gentle. 391 00:16:08,821 --> 00:16:10,588 Now I've got to go meet Angela. 392 00:16:10,656 --> 00:16:11,623 What? No, wait. 393 00:16:11,690 --> 00:16:12,757 You said you were gonna help us. 394 00:16:12,825 --> 00:16:14,691 I have a legal obligation 395 00:16:14,759 --> 00:16:16,059 To Angela, okay? 396 00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:17,426 She needs to be serviced. 397 00:16:17,494 --> 00:16:18,460 - You need to stop talking. - Oh, God. 398 00:16:18,528 --> 00:16:19,895 Oh, come on. 399 00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,362 Can we stop the fake prissy act? 400 00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:22,463 Join the real world. 401 00:16:22,531 --> 00:16:23,998 Sex contracts exist, okay? 402 00:16:24,065 --> 00:16:25,833 Okay, fine, there must be some way 403 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,401 To get out of it, even just for tonight. 404 00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:29,069 Yeah, sure. Jim can go see her. 405 00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:30,438 - Okay. - You've been 406 00:16:30,505 --> 00:16:32,106 With a blonde before? It's the big leagues. 407 00:16:32,173 --> 00:16:33,674 I'm going home, and I'm taking my baby. 408 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,442 No, no, don't. 409 00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:36,610 I will go talk to Angela. 410 00:16:36,678 --> 00:16:38,045 She is in heat. 411 00:16:38,113 --> 00:16:39,446 She will eat your face off. 412 00:16:39,514 --> 00:16:45,118 The reverse cycling ends tonight. 413 00:16:45,186 --> 00:16:47,120 A single piece of pepperoni, please. 414 00:16:47,188 --> 00:16:50,557 I'm not... 415 00:16:56,664 --> 00:16:57,898 What are you doing? 416 00:16:57,965 --> 00:17:02,401 I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket...In a blanket. 417 00:17:11,778 --> 00:17:14,179 Are you all right? 418 00:17:14,247 --> 00:17:15,447 Erin likes Gabe. 419 00:17:15,515 --> 00:17:16,649 I know. 420 00:17:16,716 --> 00:17:18,817 I thought you two were nice together. 421 00:17:18,885 --> 00:17:20,619 Do you think that they've ever... 422 00:17:20,687 --> 00:17:22,987 Made love? 423 00:17:23,055 --> 00:17:25,156 I don't know. 424 00:17:25,224 --> 00:17:27,826 Well, girls tell each other things, right? 425 00:17:27,894 --> 00:17:30,361 I'll see what I can find out. 426 00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:35,300 Where you been? 427 00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:36,834 I just went out for a walk. 428 00:17:36,902 --> 00:17:38,035 Cable's out. 429 00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:40,336 What? Really? 430 00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:41,537 That stinks. 431 00:17:41,605 --> 00:17:42,806 It's still on upstairs. 432 00:17:42,873 --> 00:17:44,474 What does that mean? Party's over? 433 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,009 Everybody leaves? 434 00:17:46,076 --> 00:17:47,076 Are you sure? 435 00:17:47,144 --> 00:17:49,578 Hey, puck and Finn worked it out, 436 00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:51,713 And the solo is now a duet. 437 00:17:51,781 --> 00:17:53,482 - Are you kidding me? - No. 438 00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:55,317 That's going on. 439 00:17:55,385 --> 00:17:57,319 I can't believe we're missing that. 440 00:17:57,387 --> 00:18:00,155 Boy, I wish I could see that. 441 00:18:00,223 --> 00:18:02,090 You know what, I have an idea. 442 00:18:02,158 --> 00:18:03,558 I don't know if it's gonna work, 443 00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:05,893 But let me give it this... okay. 444 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:06,894 I'm gonna give it a shot. 445 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:07,862 Please, Michael, 446 00:18:07,929 --> 00:18:09,463 Just make the glee happen. 447 00:18:09,531 --> 00:18:11,032 - Good luck, Michael. - Erin. 448 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:14,601 So how long have you two been going out now? 449 00:18:14,669 --> 00:18:16,437 Oh, like three months. 450 00:18:16,504 --> 00:18:18,505 I imagine things are starting to heat up. 451 00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:20,173 I don't know. 452 00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:21,541 Of course, you don't want to rush things. 453 00:18:21,609 --> 00:18:24,611 I mean, the anticipation can be so exquisite. 454 00:18:24,679 --> 00:18:26,847 Bob and I took our time. 455 00:18:26,914 --> 00:18:28,215 The first time we saw each other naked, 456 00:18:28,282 --> 00:18:29,516 We didn't even make love. 457 00:18:29,584 --> 00:18:32,919 We just stared at each other until we fell asleep. 458 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,387 It was magical. 459 00:18:34,455 --> 00:18:37,157 - I have to go, Phyllis. - Really magical. 460 00:18:39,093 --> 00:18:41,127 Hey in there. It's me, Pam. 461 00:18:41,195 --> 00:18:42,562 It's not Dwight. Don't think it's Dwight. 462 00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:44,898 What are you doing here? 463 00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:47,433 I know you and Dwight have this weird deal. 464 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:50,136 Um, he sent me out here to see if you could postpone. 465 00:18:50,204 --> 00:18:52,271 Are you authorized to do this? 466 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,540 Yes. I have been so authorized. 467 00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:56,609 Okay, well, tell him 468 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,778 That we'll do this tomorrow night instead. 469 00:18:58,845 --> 00:18:59,779 Okay. 470 00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:01,314 Wait, Pam, Pam. 471 00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:02,548 How did he seem? 472 00:19:02,616 --> 00:19:05,151 You know, like, did he seem disappointed? 473 00:19:05,219 --> 00:19:06,419 You know, there are a lot of guys 474 00:19:06,486 --> 00:19:09,589 Out there who would just love 475 00:19:09,656 --> 00:19:10,756 And appreciate a woman lik... 476 00:19:10,824 --> 00:19:14,126 You know what, Pam, just save it. 477 00:19:16,663 --> 00:19:17,930 You did this? 478 00:19:17,998 --> 00:19:19,966 No, I was just check... yes. 479 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,000 I did. Yes. 480 00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:22,067 Yes. Why won't you like him? 481 00:19:22,135 --> 00:19:23,235 What is there to like? 482 00:19:23,303 --> 00:19:27,272 He's just... he's a weird, little, 483 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,741 Skeevy guy with no waist. 484 00:19:29,809 --> 00:19:31,610 Why do you care whether we like him or not? 485 00:19:31,678 --> 00:19:33,145 I care if you like him. 486 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,180 Why? I'm not your father. 487 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,361 All right. 488 00:19:50,428 --> 00:19:52,629 - Okay. - Go to your room. 489 00:19:52,697 --> 00:19:54,030 What? 490 00:19:54,098 --> 00:19:55,999 Go to your room, young lady. 491 00:19:58,935 --> 00:20:02,938 Um, I'm not going to my room. 492 00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:05,974 You listen to me. 493 00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:07,141 You listen good. 494 00:20:07,209 --> 00:20:11,345 You are not to see that boy anymore. 495 00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:12,479 You listen to me. 496 00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:15,048 You are not to tell me what to do. 497 00:20:15,116 --> 00:20:16,683 As long as you are living under this roof, 498 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:17,984 You are going to do what I say. 499 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,452 I hate your roof. 500 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,853 Oh, do not raise your voice to me. 501 00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:22,321 I'll raise it all I want. I'll raise the roof. 502 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,089 I will pull this car over. 503 00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:26,091 I hate it. I hate your car. 504 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,727 See you, Oscar. 505 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,065 If you break that girl's heart, 506 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,800 I will kill you. 507 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,035 It's just a figure of speech. 508 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:39,904 But seriously if you break that girl's heart, 509 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,573 I will literally kill you and your entire family. 510 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:45,475 Gabe, just go and have fun with Erin. 511 00:20:45,543 --> 00:20:47,444 But not too much fun. 512 00:20:47,511 --> 00:20:51,079 That girl's gonna Rn my hair gray. 513 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,080 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com