Hey oscar big Will & Grace fan.
no.
everybody assumes I am.
Dunder mifflin is having our first ever garage sale.
Like many americans,we realized we had
And $.10 of every dollar is going into the party fund,
so we can throw parties for ourselves.
People,look alive!
Doors open in three...
Two...
one!
***
Ooh,yikes.
It's cold,dwight!
Just shut the door. Let people come in the front.
It's good that it's cold.
The signs will drive business inside.
- The warmth will lure people inside. - Close it.
This is how business...
- I'm not closing the doo - Close it.
- No. - Stop it.
- Just stop. - Kevin,shut the door.
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looks like someone's sigh is inappropriate.
ugh. It looks awful.
You need a thumbtack?
- Sure. - Not so fast.
Schrutes are farmers by hobby,
Through the art of the swap,
with the finest item here.
I will trade you for the used candle.
Forget you.
Come on.
unless you have this.
Fine.
That's how it's done.
I love her.
I,uh
I actually don't know why I brought that,
because it's kind of priceless.
$10.
Mmm,no.
- 200. - 500.
- 20. - 45.
- Get lost. - Damn it.
And that is how you do it.
You know,we don't have to sell that if you don't want.
If it's a problem with the neon,
No,you know,it's really more for a bachelor pad.
I just want to get a fair price.
Well,we could put it in storage in case.
In case? In case of what?
Well,you know,in case...
Maybe something changes.
I don't have an "in case."
no.
How much for the slip n' slide?
Get lost.
Yes,hello,Mr. Flax.
This is michael scott,your daughter's boss.
I am calling because I am going to have to fire
your daughter holly,because she's such a terrible employee.
I'm just kidding.
I'm actually calling...
Because I'm in love with her.
I love your daughter,and I have for some time.
And I would like to discuss my intentions with you,
which are to ask her to marry me.
And I was just hoping that you would give me your approval.
And this isn't a joke.
So call me back when you get this,and I look forward to speaking.
Thank you.
Are you serious?
Get out of here,dwight.
Oh,'cause there's a huge line of people
Screw you,man. People like my stuff.
People like ryan?
Let me tell you about men like him.
He comes over,and you're,like,"hey,baby,let me light a candle,"
and you pull out this one.Halfused.
He's like,"who else is she seeing?
I better lock her down fast."
You can take my helen fielding collection.
And the jennifer weiner collection.
Oh,my gosh.
When I was a kid,I was on dallas.
Really?
We missed our connecting flight,
Then we spent a week on hawaii.
We should play it.
Well,there's no instructions.
Itdallas,the game.
I'm pretty good at board games.
Well,shall we make it a little interesting?
Sure.
What is this?
How did those get out?
I'm sorry.
"Professor copperfield's miracle legumes"?
I was in jamaica,and I got lost.
And it was getting dark this one night,
and then out of nowhere,this guy comes with a cart,
Dwight,he told me things about myself
That's a common swindler's trick.
Probably. Probably.
So I buy some.
I feel like an idiot.
So I go back to get my money.
So you want to sell me magic beans?
Correction.
Nice try. No,correction.
Terrible try.
Michael called dad?
Your friend michael,yes. What's going on?
Um,I think I know,
Uh,is dad there?
- Hollis? - Hi,dad.
There was a program on tv about india.
Oh,okay.
Um,did you connect with michael?
You want to watch it?
I I'm not there,dad.
Whatwhat are you doing there?
I live here.
Um,can I talk to you about michael?
I'lli'll put your mother on.
- No,no,no,dad. - Holly?
Mom,dad can't seem to focus on the subject.
Don't you worry about him. He's got me.
Well,who do you have?
I have your father.
He's right here. I'll put him on.
No,mom.
Oh,which one's decaf?
Michael! Michael! hey!
- Hi. - Hi.
I'm just coming out to see
Oh,you know what? Do you have a siphon?
I think I'm gonna run out of gas.
Why do you need more gas?
Well,I'm...
Writing a message.
Is it a good message or a bad message?
I'm asking holly a question in fire.
- Are you proposing? - Maybe.
You know what?
Would youwould you light it?Do the honors,please?
Yeah,no problem.
- Pam? - Yep?
Could you light this,please?
Michael,you've had two ideas today...
And one of them was great,
and the other one was terrible.
I am not in the mood for riddles,pam.
This is terrible.
No,this is romantic.
You know what? I'm gonna get a hose,
Okay? We'll figure it out.I'll be right back.
Just stay there.
My mom makes the best pesto in the world.
And I always tell her,"mom,you should sell this.
You'd make a fortune."
And she always says,"no,it's just for family."
Well,finally,I was like," it,I'll sell it."
So I'm like,"mom,I need you to make a ton of pesto
for a pesto party for all my friends."
She's like,"uh,okay."
Pesto party? Really?
Anyway,she makes,like,100 bottles' worth.
It's so good.
And phyllis just had that "mom" look I wanted.
You got this kosher certified?
No,I meant like,"it's cool.
Ryan,you have such an interesting mind.
So creative.
All these new business ideas and artistic projects.
Thank you.
What you got there?
Oh,it's just stanley's old photo album.
I was thinking about throwing it in the garbage.
I mean,why would I want some random black man's
old photo album sitting on my bookshelf?
I'm not james franco.
Things are going very well.
I traded a thumbtack for meredith's junk,
for kelly's crap,for phyllis's garbage,
for oscar's trash,for stanley's crap,
for ryan's junk,for creed's garbage,
for a very cute squid that erin happened to have.
Jim,put those away.
I'm really sorry.
All right,just out of curiosity,
They're legumes,dwight.
And you're just gonna make fun of me,so why would i?
You know what?
This ends now.
Hey,michael.
why?
You called the meeting. I don't
I did?
Okay. Thank you all for coming.
I would like to talk to you today about...
- Recycling. - Michael?
Yes.
- We are a family. - I could not agree with you more.
And I've always believed that we should all
be very involved in one another's personal lives
- Yes,thank you. - So about this proposal thing.
- No,no,no,no,no. - My mind's made up.
I am not going to change my mind.
You can't talk me out of it.
Michael,she's perfect for you.
- She's the one. - She's amazing.
This is very exciting.
So we just
so that it's safe and responsible
I had a great idea until you ruined it.
You want to know how to do it?
Take her out to dinner,go down on one knee.
If you are in costume,you did something wrong.
If at any point you find yourself
stop and look at yourself.
I'm gon' play me a little old blackmail card...
Nice.
And call a proxy meeting and take control of ewing oil once and for all.
No,you can't do that.
and call a proxy meeting in the same turn.
Why not?
Seems to me we're just making up rules
'cause somebody forgot to staple the rule book
And I'm gonna play this here "share the wealth" card.
Which entitles me to half of both of you all's money.
So if you don't mind
No,this card is from the wrong game.
This is from the game of life.
It was in the box.
- Well played. - Thank you.
We must honorably adhere to the rules
No,but that's not fair.
Well,that's dallas.
Dallas,indeed.
What?
Ryan,where did you get this picture?
My mom also makes the best salsa.
This is your mom's old stuff?
Yeah,mostly.
How's she doing?
It didn't go down easy,
How do you know when it's time?
I don't know if you ever know.
And if you wait for the day when your parent
comes to you and says,"i can't take care of myself,"
it's never gonna happen.
I have a box of bras under the table if you're interested.
Let me see.
Okay,I think animals in proposals are out.
Didn't you read in one of your blogs
Blogs are out,but people are texting
How about this?
It hits the ground,the head pops off.
This leads to me saying the line,
"i lost my head when I fell in love with you."
That's a guarantee.
Easy enough to get a corpse.
I already have the ring.
Don't think you need the corpse then.
There's the ring.
Holy! Is that real?
They say,"three years' salary."
Is she not gonna like that?
No,she's gonna love it.
So I think you can keep the proposal simple.
You know,like when jim proposed,
he just He got down on one knee,
and he asked me to marry him.
Where was that?
At a gas station.
A gas station?
Well,it was when she was working in new york,
That must have been a surprise,
when,at the gas station,you proposed.
No,it was really It was really sweet.
It was raining and
You didn't say that the weather was bad.
I want this to be an event
Totally reasonable.
I'm just It's terrifying.
She's not gonna say no.
I know,but I'm still scared.I don't know why.
'Cause it's a big deal.
I mean,I knew pam was gonna say yes,
You were scared?
- Yeah. - It's scary.
Get this.
Kevin thought I was gonna sell my bowflex for $200,
and I told him,"dude,this was a prop in my movie."
Look,I need to talk to you.
Okay,it's because we haven't sold anything.
You know what?
People get desperate,and they're gonna pay anything.
I think I need to go home to colorado.
My dad isn't doing so well.
Oh,okay. For how long?
I don't know.
- Is he all right? - Yeah.
- You okay? - Yeah,yeah,yeah.
I justyou know,I just don't want to go home
I want to be there when he's still my dad.
Yeah,yeah.
And I want you to come with me.
Now,I
Okay.
And I was thinking,you know,
and that we're both ready...
Michael scott,will you
No,no. shh!
Oh,god. Nope,nope,nope.
Uh... What?
No,I am not going to be proposed to in the break room.
That is not going to be our story.
Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.
guys.its my turn.
you can't go. You're dead.
Yeah,I told you you can't shoot people.
I told you we're way past rules.
Start having rules now,
Well,this is stupid,and I want my money back.
Where's the money?
Yeah,where is it?
Okay,you know what?
And that is dallas.
Nice. Not bad,right?
I can't really tell.
I know,right?
What the
Oh,my god.
That
It is,right?
I mean,it's impossible.
All right,I'll take 'em.
- They're probably worthless. - Probably.
Leave the telescope.
I started with a thumbtack
But in a way,the most valuable thing here
no.
It was this packet of beans,
And I canI can just go buy another telescope.
- How'd we do? - $13.
That's great.
- Good. - Listen,about earlier
- No,no,no,no,no. - Let's not talk about that.
I was wrong to put you in that position.
i
I'm not going to colorado.
shh.
Let's go for a little walk.
I want to show you some stuff.
So this is one of my favorite places in the world.
why?
This is where toby announced
It was the happiest day of my life...
Until the day you came to replace him.
Let's go in here.
And this is where we first kissed.
I remember.
And this is where we first made love.
Michael!
Through these blinds is where I first saw you.
And you had all these boxes,and I thought
And I was sitting at this desk...
When I called you to tell you that I had herpes,
and that I was still in love with you.
And you said that it was over
And thank goodness
- It was an ingrown hair. - Yes.
Right in here.
This is where we coran our first meeting.
Remember? Obesity awareness?
Saved a lot of lives that day.
That's where you first met michael klump.
Oh,I sayI say I sit on you.
And right over there,
And I will never forget that you had the cutest look
You thought it was so wrong.
- And over here
Well,nothing.
I would just find an excuse to come here...
So I could stare at you through that window.
This is what I'd do.
Nice.
Let's go in here.
Hi,guys.
This is where our love faces its toughest test.
After this,just smooth sailing for the rest of our lives.
Holly,will you marry me?
no.
Marry me,holly.
no.
That guy's got more than he can handle as it is.
Will you marry me?
no.
That marriage would be a sham.
- Will you marry me? - No.
Easy no.
- Will you marry me? - No.
That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
- Will you marry me,holly? - No.
Only one that I was kind of worried about.
This is where I fell in love with you...
And this is where I ask you to marry me.
It started with a broken
Holly flax...
Marrying me will you be?
Your wife becoming... Be will i.
That is so awesome.
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
Thank you! Thank you.
So,guys,guys,guys,guys...
All of us?
- Yep. - Wait. What?
Holly has to go back to colorado.
I'm going with her. I'm leaving.