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Oh, a little help.
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Wow, your hair is really thinning.
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Standing as proven
to be healthier
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increases productivity
and just looks cooler.
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Picture someone doing
something heroic.
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Now, was he sitting
or standing?
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Not counting FDR.
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Every second you sit there
is an hour off your life.
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Look at all of you.
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I feel like you're
in suicide cult.
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No, no, no.
You're way off on that one.
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Are you really comfortable
standing there?
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I tried one of those,
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and I just couldn't find
the sweet spot.
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[Groans]
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Hey, guys,
let's just all admit it, okay?
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Dwight's better than us.
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He had the guts
to stop sitting,
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and he's never, ever
gonna go back on it, right?
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That's right, Jim.
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[Strained breaths]
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- Hey, man.
- Hey.
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Taking a load off, huh?
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No. Putting a load on,
more like.
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Good luck with that.
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Last thing I need is luck.
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[Humming]
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Thank you so much.
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[Continues humming]
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What are you up to?
Oh, look out.
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- Just-- What are you doing?
- Too fast. Ha ha!
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- Give that back. Come on.
- Prank!
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Oh, that's real creative.
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You know what, you're right.
It's not my best.
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'Cause you could easily
just bend over
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and pick that up, right?
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I could, I just don't
feel like a loser.
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- Because you're sitting?
- Standing.
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- Okay.
- Don't!
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- Because you're sitting?
- Standing.
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You know I have to do this.
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I know.
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Whoaaa!
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[Cheerful music]
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Andrew...Baines...Bernard.
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I think you can just
do it with "Andy Bernard."
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Andrew Baines Bernard.
I love filling these out
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'cause it's like, oh,
I'm taking a test,
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but I know the answers.
[Chuckles]
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[Loud knock] In four seconds,
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my wife is going to be
coming through that door.
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I told her she could work here.
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Under no circumstances
can that be allowed to happen.
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[Door shuts]
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There you are.
Honey...
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How on earth did you miss
the elevator?
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What was that?
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I don't know.
He wasn't talking to me.
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But if I were you,
I wouldn't hire his wife.
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That's why my foundation,
the Dream For A Wish Foundation,
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is gonna put them
out of business.
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They're not gonna know
what hit 'em.
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[Clears throat] Everyone...
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I'd like to introduce
my wife, Mrs. Robert California.
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Mrs. California,
this is everyone.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- Welcome.
- Call me Susan, please.
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Last night at dinner,
Susan and I were talking
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about her returning to work.
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So she's here today to see
if there's a good fit.
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Something tells me
it just might work out.
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[Nervous laugh]
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This is Andy Bernard,
the regional manager.
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- Hello. Nice to meet you.
- Hey there.
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It's a pleasure.
Welcome.
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Thank you.
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Andy, would you be so kind
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as to show Susan
around the office,
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introduce her
to various departments,
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find a place
where she'll shine?
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I would love to,
but I have to be
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completely honest
with you guys.
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We're 100% staffed up.
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Andy, let's see if there's
a good fit first,
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then we'll talk.
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All right.
[Nervous chuckle]
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♪ Knock knock knock
knock knock knock ♪
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You don't have to say it
if you're doing it.
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[Chuckles]
Remember how you said
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that you were looking
for a place in the office
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to do calisthenics
and aerobics?
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Uh, weight lifting, yeah.
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Well, today's your lucky day.
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I have opened,
in this very office building,
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Dwight Schrute's gym
for muscles.
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- Wanna take a look?
- I'll take a look.
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Your path from obesity
begins right here.
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I've been meaning
to join a gym...For my health.
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I used to say I wanted
to live long enough
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to see a black president.
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I never realized
how easy that would be.
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So now I want to live
long enough
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to see a really,
really gay president
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or a supermodel president.
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I want to see all the different
kinds of presidents.
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Obese people
in my office building
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are a drain on resources.
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Chairs wear out faster.
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It takes more freon
to keep them cool.
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They flush the toilets
more often.
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Plus, their massive BMS
bust the rivets on my pipes.
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But a gym turns fat into cash.
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All right, the DM express
is pulling out.
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All right, well, it's really
nice to meet you, Brian.
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Uh, it's actually Ryan.
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- Oh, Ryan.
- Yeah.
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Bitch.
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We will start here
at Erinville.
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- Hi.
- Reception.
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You're classic
one-man operation.
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Although,
I was watching a movie,
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and Meryl Streep had
two secretaries.
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I was watching a movie,
and a bunch of apes
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took over San Francisco.
Just sayin'.
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Two secretaries could convey
a sense of importance
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and success to our clients.
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Certainly worth exploring.
Wouldn't you agree, Andy?
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- I'll explore exploring it.
- Good.
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Seems like you have this
under control,
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so I'll just duck out
and run the company for a while.
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Okay, next stop
on the tour, sales.
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Here we go.
Station stop Jim Halpert.
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Oh, boy, our resident
truth teller.
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All right, have at it.
Let her rip.
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What do you hate
about this place?
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Well, it's sales,
so you have to be able
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to live in the world
of rejection.
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Maybe you do.
[Chuckles]
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Hi, I'm Dwight.
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Sales is really not
so hard, okay-- It's paper.
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We have it,
and they want it so bad
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they are willing to pay for it.
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Jim?
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Well, it's not that easy.
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It's kind of sometimes
difficult.
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It's the second-easiest job
in the world.
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- Being a mom.
- I love shopping.
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And sales is just
the other side of that.
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That's true.
[Chuckles]
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You know, if you joined
our sales department,
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you would be working
very closely
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with our department head,
Mr. Dwight Schrute.
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That's me.
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Dwight, why don't you
tell Susan
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about some of your hobbies.
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- Oh.
- Survival skills.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Ranking of animals.
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Maybe over a beer after
she's closed her first sale.
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[Clicks tongue]
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[Chuckles]
Well, make that a red wine
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and I'll tell you
my animal rankings.
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[Clicks tongue]
[Chuckles, clicks tongue]
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[Groaning] How am I
supposed to pull this off?
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The entire office is being
nicer to her
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than they've ever been to me.
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What I wouldn't give
for one of Phyllis'
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classic room-clearing farts
right now.
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Ready?
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What do you think?
Huh?
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Um, no, no.
This is not a gym.
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This is like a scene
out of Saw V.
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You haven't even
looked around yet.
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Look..
Gravel bucket squat yoke.
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[Grunts] Right?
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[Grunts]
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Dedicated phone book
ripping station.
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- You ever cut tin before?
- No.
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Five yards in and your
forearms will be on fire.
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Plus, I will buy the tin
back from you that you cut
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for two cents a yard.
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Now, let's go over membership.
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I'm gonna need the first month's
and the last month's up front
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for $49 a month.
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But every third month
is $59 a month.
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But the fourth month
is a discount month
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at $19 per month.
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Obviously, you know
how a gym works.
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So you know I'm not
gonna pay money for this.
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You want people
to come to your gym?
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Make a real gym.
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Darryl...
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[Loud grunt]
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Make a real gym.
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I was thinking accounting
might be a good fit
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because I really clicked
with Oscar,
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and I do have some experience
with bookkeeping.
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But we already have
a surplus of accountants
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as it is.
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I would work
in customer service,
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and, um, HR, even.
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Those are fully staffed
as well.
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Are you telling me
that there's no one
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in this entire office
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that could use
an extra pair of hands?
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Yes.
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I am the CEO, and I am telling
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an employee of mine what to do.
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Let me beat around
the bush for a second.
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Our chairman of the board has
some very strong feelings--
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- Robert, it's all right.
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This is very uncomfortable.
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Obviously, there's
no place for me here,
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so thank you for trying.
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- Why don't we just let it go?
- No. Absolutely not.
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Andrew, there must be
something you can do.
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There must be.
Think.
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Well, there are a lot
of considerations.
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I would be eternally grateful.
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It's not a bad thing
to have the CEO owe you one.
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[Nervous laugh]
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All right!
Well, then, welcome aboard.
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[All chuckle]
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So what happens next?
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We get you over to HR
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and then get you set up
with accounting.
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[Telephone rings] Hang on.
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- Hello?
- Say "hello, grandma."
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Hi, gam gam.
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Hold one finger up to Susan.
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You'll just be a second.
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You numbskull!
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You were given
a very simple task.
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I could not have been
more clear with you.
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Now say,
"are you taking your medicine?"
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Are you taking your
med-meds?
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Why can you not say
exactly what I tell you?
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Undo this.
Undo it.
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[Phone hangs up]
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You didn't say good-bye
to your grandmother.
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We promised we'd never
say good-bye.
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Attention! I am now
accepting memberships
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for the Dwight Schrute
gym for muscles.
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First 20 members can
take advantage
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of our "pay what you weigh"
promotion.
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All I need is another gym.
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As if I don't have
enough drama.
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We have a gym at home.
It's called the bedroom.
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Who's spotting who?
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Don't use the bike
in the corner,
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that's Bruce's.
Jeremy says--
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Enough. Oscar, enough.
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- Kelly?
- I have these sneakers,
254
00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:40,774
which are basically just like
a gym for your feet, so...
255
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,609
That's okay.
256
00:10:42,644 --> 00:10:44,428
I know how to build a business.
257
00:10:44,462 --> 00:10:46,196
You gotta bet the black people
to do it
258
00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,298
to get the white people
to do it.
259
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:50,667
Then you gotta get the black
people to stop doing it.
260
00:10:50,702 --> 00:10:52,769
One step at a time.
261
00:10:52,804 --> 00:10:54,705
Did you bring
your passport with you?
262
00:10:54,739 --> 00:10:56,506
Who walks around
with their passport?
263
00:10:56,541 --> 00:10:58,642
Well, I do.
Always ready for adventure.
264
00:10:58,676 --> 00:11:01,712
- Have you had any?
- No.
265
00:11:05,883 --> 00:11:07,801
Hey, guys.
266
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:10,671
So Robert doesn't want
his wife working here.
267
00:11:10,722 --> 00:11:13,690
So now that she is,
we have to drive her away.
268
00:11:13,725 --> 00:11:15,792
Andy, if he didn't want
her working here,
269
00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:17,828
then why did you hire her?
270
00:11:17,862 --> 00:11:20,981
Oscar, it was a mistake.
271
00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:25,235
But one that can be fixed
by all of us being mean to her.
272
00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:28,405
How can we do that?
She's simply wonderful.
273
00:11:28,439 --> 00:11:29,973
This is all pathetic.
274
00:11:29,991 --> 00:11:32,676
I am not asking, I am ordering.
275
00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:34,878
How mean are we talking about?
276
00:11:34,912 --> 00:11:36,146
It would he great if
she were gone by lunch.
277
00:11:36,164 --> 00:11:38,148
Erin, you're up.
Find her a place to work,
278
00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,482
but not too comfortable.
279
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,319
Got it. I know exactly
which stapler to give her.
280
00:11:46,007 --> 00:11:48,392
Here you go.
281
00:11:50,044 --> 00:11:53,330
Um, do you think
it would be possible
282
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,548
to move to that desk
over there?
283
00:11:54,599 --> 00:11:56,233
Because this seems
a bit cramped,
284
00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:57,701
and I don't have a computer.
285
00:11:57,735 --> 00:11:59,269
Well, that's a sales desk.
286
00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:02,005
Yeah. You need to be
over here with us accountants.
287
00:12:02,023 --> 00:12:04,675
Just sit here and be quiet.
288
00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:08,178
And if you have a question,
just raise your hand.
289
00:12:08,212 --> 00:12:10,530
But I'm gonna save you
some time, sweetie,
290
00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:12,582
and give you the answer now.
291
00:12:12,617 --> 00:12:16,403
I...Don't...Know.
292
00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:19,389
No, I don't think
we should be trying
293
00:12:19,424 --> 00:12:21,575
to make this place
seem unpleasant.
294
00:12:21,626 --> 00:12:22,592
I think we should
let this place
295
00:12:22,627 --> 00:12:24,227
just crush her spirit
by itself.
296
00:12:24,262 --> 00:12:26,430
I mean, it knows
what it's doing.
297
00:12:26,464 --> 00:12:27,714
That's Gerald.
298
00:12:27,749 --> 00:12:30,417
Oh, wow. So cute.
299
00:12:30,468 --> 00:12:33,536
Oh, that is so cute.
300
00:12:33,554 --> 00:12:34,755
Aw...
301
00:12:34,806 --> 00:12:36,039
He's so tiny.
Is he in a ladle?
302
00:12:36,057 --> 00:12:37,373
Yeah, he's in a ladle.
303
00:12:37,392 --> 00:12:38,809
That's adorable.
How on earth
304
00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:41,311
- did you get him in a ladle?
- He did it himself.
305
00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:42,763
Is that ladle stainless or...
306
00:12:42,814 --> 00:12:44,081
Oh, stainless.
Williams Sonoma.
307
00:12:44,115 --> 00:12:46,616
Excuse me, waiter,
there's a dog in my soup.
308
00:12:46,651 --> 00:12:47,684
[Chuckles]
309
00:12:47,719 --> 00:12:48,785
It's not that kind of ladle.
310
00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:50,821
- Very cute.
- Aw, let me see.
311
00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:52,406
Ah, just the battery
on these things.
312
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,625
I'm sorry,
I've gotta recharge this.
313
00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:58,612
I get it.
Last time I had a job,
314
00:12:58,663 --> 00:13:01,231
I remember I hated
the boss' wife.
315
00:13:01,265 --> 00:13:05,102
Of course, she was married
to Robert.
316
00:13:05,136 --> 00:13:10,406
Your employees don't seem
to be taking to me.
317
00:13:10,425 --> 00:13:12,926
Andy!
318
00:13:14,929 --> 00:13:18,281
Andy, could you
step in here, please?
319
00:13:18,316 --> 00:13:19,683
We'll fix this.
320
00:13:19,717 --> 00:13:21,751
[Imitating robot voice]
What is going on?
321
00:13:21,769 --> 00:13:24,321
[Chuckles] Please.
322
00:13:24,355 --> 00:13:28,775
Andrew, my wife...
Has brought up an issue
323
00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:31,828
that requires your attention.
324
00:13:31,863 --> 00:13:36,783
So, uh, if you'll excuse me,
I should step out,
325
00:13:36,818 --> 00:13:39,820
get to the ATM
before that homeless man
326
00:13:39,871 --> 00:13:42,038
sets up camp for the night.
327
00:13:46,377 --> 00:13:49,663
[Silly voice]
Okey-dokey, artichokey.
328
00:13:51,382 --> 00:13:53,717
- You hate it, don't you?
- Do you not want me here?
329
00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:55,952
- Why would you say that?
- It's okay.
330
00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:57,804
I understand.
I'm not sure how I would feel
331
00:13:57,839 --> 00:13:59,890
about having the boss' wife
work for me either.
332
00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:03,226
- It's not that...Exactly.
- But it is something.
333
00:14:03,261 --> 00:14:06,696
Let's just say that
if you don't want to work here,
334
00:14:06,731 --> 00:14:08,682
I am totally prepared
to respect that.
335
00:14:08,733 --> 00:14:10,300
Why would you not
want me working here?
336
00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:12,335
I don't know.
[Chuckles]
337
00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:16,406
I think I understand
what you're going through.
338
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:21,211
My husband can be a very
difficult man to read, can't he?
339
00:14:21,245 --> 00:14:23,747
Yes!
340
00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:26,016
- The dude is an enigma.
- Mm-hmm.
341
00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:28,018
So he is mixed up
in this, isn't he?
342
00:14:28,052 --> 00:14:30,854
[Stammering]
343
00:14:30,888 --> 00:14:33,156
Got it.
344
00:14:34,909 --> 00:14:36,359
What do you think you're doing?
345
00:14:36,394 --> 00:14:37,894
Getting my sweat on.
346
00:14:37,929 --> 00:14:40,397
I build you this temple
to the human body,
347
00:14:40,431 --> 00:14:41,998
and you're lifting what,
five pounds?
348
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:44,401
I just did, like,
35 minutes on the treadmill.
349
00:14:44,435 --> 00:14:45,535
I was watching you.
350
00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:46,770
You want to know how long
it really was?
351
00:14:46,804 --> 00:14:48,371
- No.
- Eight minutes!
352
00:14:48,406 --> 00:14:50,607
Dude, I'm gonna be here
all week, right?
353
00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:53,176
Five days a week.
I figure I'll start slow.
354
00:14:53,194 --> 00:14:57,581
Is that the same philosophy
you apply to buffalo wings?
355
00:14:57,615 --> 00:15:00,867
I want you to bring that same
buffalo wing passion
356
00:15:00,902 --> 00:15:02,385
to this gym!
357
00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:05,121
I'm gonna make you look
like Lebron James!
358
00:15:05,156 --> 00:15:07,190
It's Lejon Brames.
359
00:15:07,225 --> 00:15:08,458
That's what I said.
360
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,076
You know, get it right.
361
00:15:10,127 --> 00:15:11,077
I know.
362
00:15:11,128 --> 00:15:13,630
- Cameras...
- Ooh, still here.
363
00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:15,465
Terrific.
[Shuts door]
364
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:17,717
Andy and I had
a great conversation.
365
00:15:17,752 --> 00:15:20,554
And I just want to let you know
366
00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:26,426
that I am not going to be
working here.
367
00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:28,544
- Well, that's a shame.
- It just was one of those thi--
368
00:15:28,563 --> 00:15:31,581
Is it?
Because we talked about it,
369
00:15:31,616 --> 00:15:33,750
and it seems like
that might be what you want.
370
00:15:33,784 --> 00:15:35,652
- Which is fine.
- Where did this come from?
371
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:36,653
Did Andy say that?
372
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:37,887
- [Snorts]
- No, he did not.
373
00:15:37,905 --> 00:15:39,289
But I could tell
he was struggling
374
00:15:39,323 --> 00:15:40,757
to understand what was
expected of him.
375
00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:41,958
What's the struggle.
376
00:15:41,993 --> 00:15:44,110
He made a great call,
hired a great person.
377
00:15:44,161 --> 00:15:45,829
You sure about that?
378
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:47,781
- Absolutely.
- No games?
379
00:15:47,832 --> 00:15:49,199
No games.
380
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:51,434
Because Andy seemed to think
there was some information
381
00:15:51,469 --> 00:15:53,420
he was not able to share
with me.
382
00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:54,737
Enough of this.
I mean, real-- Enough.
383
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,006
It's gotten way out of hand.
384
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,074
Andrew, this is my wife.
385
00:15:58,092 --> 00:16:00,760
Whatever privacy
you were trying to protect
386
00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,745
between us, I thank you for.
387
00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:05,081
But it is not welcome
right now.
388
00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:06,967
Just be honest.
389
00:16:10,221 --> 00:16:11,721
- Andy...
- Yes.
390
00:16:11,756 --> 00:16:13,089
Why do you keep looking
at my husband?
391
00:16:13,124 --> 00:16:14,975
Andy, just answer the question.
392
00:16:15,026 --> 00:16:17,661
- No games?
- No games.
393
00:16:17,695 --> 00:16:19,663
Okay.
394
00:16:19,697 --> 00:16:22,482
I mean, it was
kind of funny, actually.
395
00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:24,467
Robert storms in, and he says,
396
00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:25,819
"in four seconds,
my wife's gonna be in here.
397
00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:27,137
"I told her
she could work here.
398
00:16:27,171 --> 00:16:29,039
Under no circumstances
can that be allowed to happen."
399
00:16:29,073 --> 00:16:30,840
You lying son of a bitch!
400
00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:38,252
Tell my wife you're lying.
401
00:16:38,287 --> 00:16:40,721
I am lying.
I am a compulsive liar.
402
00:16:40,756 --> 00:16:43,857
- That's not true, is it?
- No, it's not.
403
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,260
I tell the truth
most of the time,
404
00:16:46,295 --> 00:16:48,245
and I was just telling
the truth about your husband.
405
00:16:48,297 --> 00:16:50,864
- Jim knows. He was there.
- This is preposterous.
406
00:16:50,882 --> 00:16:53,617
- Robert...
- Let's get Jim in here.
407
00:16:55,404 --> 00:16:56,370
Where's Jim?
408
00:16:56,405 --> 00:16:59,106
He just rolled out
and crawled out.
409
00:16:59,141 --> 00:17:00,641
Can you call security,
410
00:17:00,676 --> 00:17:02,209
tell 'em to keep
an eye out for him?
411
00:17:02,227 --> 00:17:04,145
Time to settle this.
412
00:17:05,931 --> 00:17:07,315
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
413
00:17:07,349 --> 00:17:08,449
I just need to get through.
414
00:17:08,483 --> 00:17:10,818
Just real quick.
Real quick, open--
415
00:17:10,852 --> 00:17:12,520
Okay.
416
00:17:16,091 --> 00:17:19,393
That's weird.
417
00:17:19,428 --> 00:17:22,947
Well, he's gotta
be around here somewhere.
418
00:17:25,617 --> 00:17:29,370
Oh--
419
00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:34,742
Ow...Ow...Ow...
420
00:17:34,776 --> 00:17:36,961
[Grunting]
421
00:17:40,632 --> 00:17:42,850
Creed, I was never here,
all right?
422
00:17:42,884 --> 00:17:46,604
Okay.
What about your friend?
423
00:17:46,638 --> 00:17:48,456
Oh, boy.
424
00:17:52,361 --> 00:17:53,894
This is my gym, my rules.
425
00:17:53,928 --> 00:17:56,564
You do exactly as I say,
no questions asked.
426
00:17:56,598 --> 00:17:58,149
Yeah, I'm gonna ask questions,
427
00:17:58,183 --> 00:17:59,683
and I might not do
what you say.
428
00:17:59,735 --> 00:18:02,853
First thing, we're gonna
stretch the pelvic bowl.
429
00:18:02,904 --> 00:18:05,322
Ready?
Get down on the floor.
430
00:18:05,357 --> 00:18:07,274
Okay, I'm not doing that.
431
00:18:07,308 --> 00:18:09,193
Really?
432
00:18:09,244 --> 00:18:11,045
Too embarrassing for you?
Huh?
433
00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:13,180
You wish that every exercise
was strutting around the gym
434
00:18:13,215 --> 00:18:14,382
like the Fonz?
435
00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:16,517
Well, how do you think
the Fonz got so cool?
436
00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:20,204
He stretched his pelvic bowl.
437
00:18:20,255 --> 00:18:22,690
I didn't know Darryl joined.
438
00:18:22,724 --> 00:18:23,874
Looks that way.
439
00:18:23,925 --> 00:18:26,677
Nice pelvic bowl.
Deep.
440
00:18:29,264 --> 00:18:32,299
- Hello, Jim.
- No, no. No, no, no!
441
00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:33,901
Don't.
Damn it, tuna!
442
00:18:33,935 --> 00:18:37,521
So I think you know
what we want to know.
443
00:18:37,556 --> 00:18:39,073
- Do I?
- Yes.
444
00:18:39,107 --> 00:18:41,041
[Quietly]
I know. I do.
445
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:44,345
Jim, I've had enough
of your unhelpfulness.
446
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:45,880
I really wish I could help.
447
00:18:45,914 --> 00:18:47,481
I'm not really sure how I can.
448
00:18:47,516 --> 00:18:49,533
For God's sake,
did Robert tell you
449
00:18:49,568 --> 00:18:51,685
that he didn't want me
working here?
450
00:18:51,703 --> 00:18:53,421
That's the thing.
451
00:18:53,455 --> 00:18:55,122
See, I didn't want to get
in the middle of this.
452
00:18:55,157 --> 00:18:56,390
Still don't.
453
00:18:56,425 --> 00:18:58,058
But here's something.
454
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:01,562
I feel that maybe,
if we take a step back,
455
00:19:01,596 --> 00:19:04,932
this is a simple case
of anxiety
456
00:19:04,966 --> 00:19:06,250
to work with a spouse.
457
00:19:06,301 --> 00:19:08,803
I think we've got ourselves
an answer.
458
00:19:08,837 --> 00:19:10,971
- No...
- That makes complete sense, right?
459
00:19:11,006 --> 00:19:12,256
Thank you all
for a wonderful day.
460
00:19:12,307 --> 00:19:13,808
- Perfect!
- Jim...
461
00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:15,376
- Yes?
- Answer the question, please.
462
00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:18,512
[Sighs]
463
00:19:18,547 --> 00:19:20,247
I don't know what
you want me to tell you.
464
00:19:20,282 --> 00:19:23,117
To be really honest,
my wife works here.
465
00:19:23,151 --> 00:19:24,385
And I love it.
466
00:19:24,419 --> 00:19:26,520
She literally makes me
work harder.
467
00:19:26,555 --> 00:19:28,072
She makes me smarter.
468
00:19:28,106 --> 00:19:30,324
She makes me remember
why I'm here.
469
00:19:30,358 --> 00:19:33,427
And between us, she's
on maternity leave right now,
470
00:19:33,462 --> 00:19:35,796
and I would love to leave
this room and see her face.
471
00:19:35,831 --> 00:19:38,399
I would love it.
I don't know how this helps,
472
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:39,733
but it's just what
I'm thinking.
473
00:19:39,768 --> 00:19:40,835
All right. Thanks.
474
00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:43,037
Yes. All right.
475
00:19:49,244 --> 00:19:51,479
- Uh...
- Yeah.
476
00:19:51,513 --> 00:19:52,513
Yep.
477
00:19:57,352 --> 00:19:59,887
Thank you.
478
00:20:05,694 --> 00:20:09,029
[Chuckles]
479
00:20:09,064 --> 00:20:10,948
Andy.
480
00:20:10,982 --> 00:20:13,317
Hey, Mrs. California.
481
00:20:13,368 --> 00:20:17,037
Hey. Uh, I'm sorry
about the position
482
00:20:17,072 --> 00:20:18,272
you were put in today.
483
00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:19,439
You know, honestly,
484
00:20:19,457 --> 00:20:21,709
we all wanted you
to work there.
485
00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:23,460
Except for him.
Especially me.
486
00:20:23,495 --> 00:20:26,130
Yes, I thought we really
hit it off.
487
00:20:26,164 --> 00:20:27,464
Yeah.
488
00:20:27,499 --> 00:20:29,884
Well, different circumstances.
489
00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:30,885
Yeah.
490
00:20:30,919 --> 00:20:32,219
- Who knows?
- Who knows?
491
00:20:32,254 --> 00:20:34,722
Maybe after all this
settles down...
492
00:20:34,756 --> 00:20:36,290
Totally.
493
00:20:36,324 --> 00:20:38,275
It's a date.
494
00:20:38,326 --> 00:20:39,610
Hmm?
495
00:20:41,187 --> 00:20:42,969
You're nothing!
You're so weak!
496
00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:44,911
You call yourself a man?
Huh?
497
00:20:44,997 --> 00:20:45,769
This doesn't help me.
498
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,235
I don't respond to
that kind of strategy.
499
00:20:47,323 --> 00:20:47,910
Okay, fine.
500
00:20:48,021 --> 00:20:49,245
Finish your set on your own,
501
00:20:49,323 --> 00:20:51,373
and never come back
to my gym again!
502
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:53,980
Dwight, come back and spot me.
503
00:20:55,386 --> 00:20:57,254
All right, I'll help you.
504
00:20:57,904 --> 00:21:00,551
But first, you gotta tell me
what your goal is.
505
00:21:00,642 --> 00:21:02,783
- What do you want?
- To push this bar up.
506
00:21:02,868 --> 00:21:04,377
No! Because if that
was the case,
507
00:21:04,465 --> 00:21:05,738
the bar would be up by now.
508
00:21:05,863 --> 00:21:08,187
- What is your goal?
- Help me!
509
00:21:08,588 --> 00:21:12,624
- What do you want?!?!?!?!
- To look good for Val!
510
00:21:12,659 --> 00:21:16,485
Val Kilmore? I don't buy it,
it doesn't make any sense.
511
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,258
Wow.
512
00:21:19,293 --> 00:21:21,508
I figured out your goal.
513
00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:26,676
Val Kilmore has ever seen.
514
00:21:26,711 --> 00:21:30,000
Sync and corrections by n17t01
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