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Oh, what is this?
A...
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A meatball?
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Really?
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It's always more fun
to mess with Dwight
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with an audience.
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That was usually Pam.
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So, now that she's out,
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I had to find someone else.
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Turns out that Stanley
is quite the comedy fan.
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But not everything
makes him laugh.
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He has very specific tastes.
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Through a painstaking process
of trial and error,
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I found out what he likes.
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And it's really weird.
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Jim, come on.
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So juvenile.
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What the...
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You've been meatballed.
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Ugh.
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Are you ready
for some meatball?
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Oh, man.
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This is not very clever, Jim.
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I know.
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Look for your stapler.
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Really, Jim?
Really?
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Very funny.
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What's our haul?
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32 meatballs.
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Good day.
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That idiot's
been feeding us for a week.
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We'll never have
to buy meatballs again.
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Dunder Mifflin.
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Jessica.
Hi, how are you?
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Oh, yay,
that's so great to hear.
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I'm not going to be
one of those exes
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who can't move on.
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They have their life,
and I have mine.
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I'm taking an Italian class.
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So far, I have learned
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tortellini, spaghettini,
linguini--
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Well, it's not so much a class
as a restaurant.
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But I do Monday, Wednesday,
Friday from 7:00 to 9:00.
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I will patch you through
right now.
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You sound really pretty today.
Okay.
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Jessica, I love you.
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That's a message from my mom.
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My parents met Jessica, and they
completely flipped for her,
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so they gave me this old
family ring to use on her.
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I know, whoa,
pump the brakes, Bernard,
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too early, I get it.
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I just, you know,
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I'm just carrying it around,
seeing how it feels.
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I haven't proposed
to anyone in years.
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Mom took the main diamond out.
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She thought that had
more of a my little brother
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kind of vibe to it, but...
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Ooh.
Looks pretty nice.
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Got a little bit
of The Shining vibe, though.
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Oh, who needs a house
that size?
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Big, stupid, pure chump bait.
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I'm selling the house,
actually.
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You know, there's a glare
from over here.
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Oh, wow.
That's magnificent.
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It's mid-recession
in a depressed area
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of a faltering state,
and I've got
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the most expensive house
on the market.
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The 1% are suffering too,
people.
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I bought it
to be my Playboy mansion.
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A temple to wine, revelry,
sex, intrigue.
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This was hot on the heels
of Eyes Wide Shut, mind you.
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Then I met my wife.
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She moved in, made it her own.
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Now she's left me and forced me
to sell the place.
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The ultimate insult--
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They're calling my speakeasy
lounge a rumpus room.
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Does my turmoil amuse you, Jim?
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I'm sorry. I thought
you were making a joke.
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What could you possibly
have found funny in what I said?
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What was the joke
you thought you heard?
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I guess I thought
that you were approaching it
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with more of a sarcasm
than misery.
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Kind of laughing
at your own pain.
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- Sad clown thing.
- Oh, yes.
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How hilarious it is
to laugh at clowns,
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the painted jesters
of the dying circus industry.
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Very funny, Jim.
I get it.
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Um, I'm getting reports
of a serious outbreak
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of the grumpies in here.
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A beautiful monster cost me
my 40s and my dream home.
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I think I'm entitled
to the occasional bad day.
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Well, please tell Susan
we all say hi.
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Dude, what if,
since you're feeling grumpy,
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we all swing by tonight
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- and check out your indoor pool?
- Kevin, no.
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What, as some sort
of last hoorah?
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Yeah.
All of us in the pool,
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saying hoorah.
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Maybe the last one
that says hoorah is it.
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You know? I suppose
someone should enjoy the place
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before I hand it over
to the staging experts
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at Remax tomorrow.
Let's try this.
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Everyone, tonight,
my house, wear a swimsuit.
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Let's just call it
a get-together.
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And let's say no food.
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Hey, Oscar, was that you
who just created a party
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out of thin air, or was it me?
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That was you, Kevin.
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It was me.
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You going tonight, kiddo?
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'Cause I can give you a lift.
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Oh, I don't know, Meredith.
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It seems like you
shouldn't drive maybe ever.
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It's no problem.
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You live right near me.
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How do you know where I live?
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Andy followed you home
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after the Christmas party.
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Why?
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He wanted to make sure
California didn't put it in you.
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Oh.
Come on.
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Wow.
Andy's such a weird stalker.
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Following me home like that
when he has a girlfriend?
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I should get
a restraining order.
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Oh, it's warm.
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It's almost too warm.
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I'm feeling 82, 82 1/2.
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Oh, so close.
81.
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Well, we'll say it's 82,
and it'll be our secret.
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- Hey, late guy.
- Hey.
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Wow.
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Just stopping by.
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Got another party to go to.
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A wife and two kids at home party.
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- Oh.
- DJ Pam Halpert is spinning
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some serious
Radio Disney tonight.
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You're looking at the master
of leaving parties early.
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The key is you have to make
a strong impression,
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so you want
to have a picture taken,
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you want to say
some peculiar non sequitur
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that people remember,
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you want to note
something unique,
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a talking point, for later.
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I don't mean to brag,
but, new year's eve,
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I was home by 9:00.
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Robert, just wanted
to grab you one second.
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This place is amazing,
by the way.
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You should see the whole thing.
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I bet I should.
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That's beautiful.
I'm gonna email that to you.
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I'm just about to give
the tour.
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- All right.
- Join us.
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- Well...
- You must see
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what you were laughing about.
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I must.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
It's pretty serious poolage.
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- What are you doing?
- Hmm?
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Flicking a bug off my wiener.
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Gross.
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I'm getting a drink.
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- Do you want anything?
- No, I'm good.
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Funny how we can
be surrounded by people
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and still feel so lonely.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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How is everything?
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How's your car?
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It's great.
You know.
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Reliable.
Great mileage.
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Is that so?
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How about this weekend
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we take that sucker
to a duck pond or something?
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Maybe get caught in the rain?
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Well, I can't.
I'm going skiing with Jessica.
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You know, a couple of dopes
on the slopes.
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Oh, like a good-bye trip.
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No.
What?
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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I guess Andy isn't totally
over his current girlfriend.
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But if he was jealous
once before,
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then maybe I can make him
jealous again.
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Just not with Robert.
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He told me he was a ride
I wouldn't survive,
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and I believe him.
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Val.
You made it.
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- Yup, yup.
- Uh-oh.
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Look at this.
Red plastic cup...
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Red plastic cup.
How about that?
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You know,
you are just as dumb at night.
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Mm.
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All right, there's--
This would be no problem.
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I could swim under, one breath.
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No.
Show me.
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- Okay.
- Dive in right here.
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In a minute.
In a minute.
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You don't know
what you're doing.
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A minute would be cool.
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Hey, Dwight snoot.
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- What--
- What you doing?
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I'm relaxing.
Scram.
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Hey, Stanley.
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What happened to my pants?
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I moved them.
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Pants only need a chair
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if there's a person in them.
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Where...
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Come on.
Don't you want to play?
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, you want to play,
you little hick?
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- Whoa.
- Dwight!
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Dwight!
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Here we have the parlor.
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I imagined people
would set down their coats
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and symbolically
their inhibitions.
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This was the gateway.
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You enter this room a lawyer,
a doctor, a teacher, a judge,
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but beyond it you're simply
a penis, a vagina,
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hunger, ache.
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Susan used it
as a pilates studio.
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Holy cow.
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Wine collection.
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How many bottles?
300?
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About 1,200.
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What the hell, grab a bottle.
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Less inventory for the lawyers.
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Toby.
Chateau Margaux '95.
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You know your wine.
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Well, and you have a...
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Yes, a--
Another Chateau.
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- Robert, you are too kind.
- Oh.
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"Too kind" doesn't begin
to cover it.
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With ammunition like this,
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we are in for quite a night,
you and me.
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And Gabey makes three.
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Robert, thank you.
Thank you for this.
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Thank you for all this.
This night's been magical.
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Jim, come see this next room.
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I think you especially
would like it.
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Really?
Why?
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I don't know.
Maybe not.
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Just come.
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Oh!
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You regret attacking me now,
hick, huh?
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Stop it.
Dwight, I was flirting with you.
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I was trying to use you
to make Andy jealous.
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I'm not gonna help you.
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And why would you choose me?
Because I'm mighty?
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'Cause I'm the manliest man
in the office?
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I'll do it.
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Oh, Dwight.
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- Stop.
- You stop.
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- No, you stop.
- No, you stop.
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Is he looking?
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Oh.
You can stop.
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- Okay, you can stop.
- No, no, no, he's not looking.
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- No, you can stop.
- You can actually stop.
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Whoa, you guys,
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I just found
this insane engagement ring.
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00:10:55,177 --> 00:10:56,444
Is anyone missing this?
260
00:10:56,478 --> 00:10:57,778
The main stone's missing.
261
00:10:57,813 --> 00:11:01,515
I don't know.
It looks pretty great to me.
262
00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:05,186
I pictured myself here
every night eating a leg
263
00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:07,505
of mutton, the juices dripping
264
00:11:07,556 --> 00:11:11,358
down my bare chest,
wiping my fingers on the walls.
265
00:11:11,393 --> 00:11:13,194
Then I met the vegan.
266
00:11:13,228 --> 00:11:15,796
- Good night.
- To the kitchen.
267
00:11:15,814 --> 00:11:19,433
To the kitchen.
268
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:21,635
To the kitchen.
269
00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:23,303
Onward.
270
00:11:23,321 --> 00:11:25,239
Toby, what's compelling
about this
271
00:11:25,273 --> 00:11:27,208
is the note of persimmon.
272
00:11:27,242 --> 00:11:29,527
- Right?
- Note? It's a symphony.
273
00:11:29,578 --> 00:11:32,480
Okay, you have to join
my wine tasting club.
274
00:11:32,514 --> 00:11:34,415
I would love that.
275
00:11:34,449 --> 00:11:39,086
Toby, you are playing
a dangerous game.
276
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:44,425
I guess I'm through the gateway
now, though, right?
277
00:11:46,228 --> 00:11:47,711
You know,
278
00:11:47,762 --> 00:11:50,998
I don't think I've ever been
in this exact angle before.
279
00:11:51,016 --> 00:11:53,734
I was scared at first,
but I like it.
280
00:11:53,768 --> 00:11:55,853
You guys got to try this pool.
281
00:11:55,887 --> 00:11:58,022
No top scum,
no band-aids.
282
00:11:58,056 --> 00:12:00,207
This thing is choice.
283
00:12:00,242 --> 00:12:01,225
You in?
284
00:12:01,276 --> 00:12:03,010
Yeah, sure, sure.
285
00:12:03,028 --> 00:12:04,344
I'll be right in.
286
00:12:04,362 --> 00:12:05,446
I've been working out.
287
00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,947
But the problem is
288
00:12:06,982 --> 00:12:09,550
I've been building muscle
underneath.
289
00:12:09,584 --> 00:12:12,152
And that top layer
290
00:12:12,187 --> 00:12:14,088
hasn't burned off yet.
291
00:12:14,122 --> 00:12:16,073
Awkward stage.
292
00:12:17,025 --> 00:12:19,192
So good.
293
00:12:19,211 --> 00:12:21,962
Now take a chip,
crush it into my face,
294
00:12:21,997 --> 00:12:23,030
and rub the grease around.
295
00:12:23,048 --> 00:12:24,965
Do it.
Now rub it in.
296
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,917
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh, that's so good.
297
00:12:26,968 --> 00:12:28,903
Andy's not even looking.
298
00:12:28,937 --> 00:12:31,589
I think sexy eating
is a dead end.
299
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,007
Damn it.
300
00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:36,677
What is the most romantic
possible thing?
301
00:12:36,711 --> 00:12:39,847
We can get some chicken fights
going in the pool.
302
00:12:39,881 --> 00:12:42,750
Dwight, that's just--
That's really perfect.
303
00:12:42,784 --> 00:12:45,152
Thank you.
Yes!
304
00:12:47,939 --> 00:12:50,941
You're in my way!
305
00:12:50,992 --> 00:12:53,944
Andy, Dwight and I
challenge you and Jess
306
00:12:53,995 --> 00:12:55,562
to a chicken fight.
Winner take all.
307
00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:57,397
- Chicken fight!
- No, thanks.
308
00:12:57,415 --> 00:12:59,433
Dang it.
What the heck already?
309
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,785
Hey, Cathy.
Chicken fight!
310
00:13:01,836 --> 00:13:02,970
Okay, yeah.
311
00:13:03,004 --> 00:13:04,305
Who's gonna be my partner?
312
00:13:04,339 --> 00:13:05,572
Where's Jim?
313
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:08,792
I'm right here.
314
00:13:10,345 --> 00:13:13,314
Cold.
Cold.
315
00:13:13,348 --> 00:13:14,915
Come on, Cath.
316
00:13:16,084 --> 00:13:17,434
- Yea-- Oh!
- Yes!
317
00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:19,270
Whoo-hoo!
Yes!
318
00:13:19,304 --> 00:13:21,155
Dwight, our chemistry
is really clicking.
319
00:13:21,189 --> 00:13:22,589
We work so well together.
320
00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:25,425
I know.
I could just bang you right now.
321
00:13:26,695 --> 00:13:28,279
He's not looking.
322
00:13:28,313 --> 00:13:29,763
Hey!
323
00:13:29,781 --> 00:13:31,932
I had two bears sewn together
324
00:13:31,950 --> 00:13:34,068
to make this king-size.
325
00:13:34,102 --> 00:13:38,005
Total waste of two bears.
326
00:13:38,039 --> 00:13:40,991
- To both these bears.
- To both these bears.
327
00:13:41,042 --> 00:13:44,211
- Bears.
- To both these bears.
328
00:13:45,513 --> 00:13:48,332
When I put in
the screening room,
329
00:13:48,383 --> 00:13:51,819
I bought three movies--
Caligula, Last Tango In Paris,
330
00:13:51,853 --> 00:13:53,804
and Emmanuelle II.
331
00:13:53,838 --> 00:13:56,557
Mwah.
332
00:13:56,591 --> 00:13:59,560
Last two movies
I actually watched in here
333
00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:04,098
were Marley & Me and
On Golden [Bleep] Pond.
334
00:14:04,132 --> 00:14:07,300
I mean, it's clearly meant
for watching erotic cinema.
335
00:14:07,319 --> 00:14:09,603
Yup. We could watch some
right now if you want.
336
00:14:09,638 --> 00:14:13,173
I got a Korean film on my iPod
337
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:16,777
if you want to just--
If you have the cables.
338
00:14:16,811 --> 00:14:19,363
Kelly, that's a crazy ring
you found.
339
00:14:19,414 --> 00:14:21,982
Yeah, thanks.
I'm really glad that I found it.
340
00:14:22,017 --> 00:14:23,183
I can't believe
you're wearing it.
341
00:14:23,218 --> 00:14:25,085
Are you not superstitious at all?
342
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,453
Shh.
Of course I'm superstitious.
343
00:14:26,488 --> 00:14:28,222
What are you talking about?
344
00:14:28,256 --> 00:14:29,356
The ring of a failed marriage
345
00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:31,625
might have
some sinister energy, right?
346
00:14:31,659 --> 00:14:32,960
Am I just being silly?
347
00:14:32,994 --> 00:14:34,461
Oh, I don't think
you're being silly.
348
00:14:34,495 --> 00:14:35,729
Oh, God.
349
00:14:35,764 --> 00:14:36,930
You know what,
I can just sell it
350
00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:39,333
and put the money
in the party fund.
351
00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,068
Then another woman will get it.
352
00:14:41,102 --> 00:14:42,052
We can't allow that.
353
00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:43,837
- We have to destroy it.
- Come on.
354
00:14:43,872 --> 00:14:46,173
Let's chicken fight those two.
355
00:14:46,191 --> 00:14:49,443
Okay.
356
00:14:50,979 --> 00:14:52,012
- How was that?
- Okay.
357
00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:55,515
Watch my toes.
358
00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:57,618
Val.
You want a beer?
359
00:14:57,652 --> 00:15:00,220
It might taste better than that
pool water you've been drinking.
360
00:15:00,255 --> 00:15:01,488
No, I'm good.
Thank you.
361
00:15:01,522 --> 00:15:04,575
- Cool.
- Cool.
362
00:15:04,626 --> 00:15:06,693
Does Darryl not swim?
363
00:15:06,711 --> 00:15:09,362
That's racist.
I don't know.
364
00:15:09,381 --> 00:15:11,865
But I would say,
by looking at him,
365
00:15:11,883 --> 00:15:15,102
no, Darryl does not swim.
366
00:15:17,555 --> 00:15:19,539
- Yes!
- Yeah!
367
00:15:20,892 --> 00:15:22,760
Maybe we should take
a little break.
368
00:15:22,811 --> 00:15:24,845
Dwight, we've got this.
369
00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:25,979
I promise.
370
00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:27,848
I will not leave your shoulders,
no matter what.
371
00:15:27,882 --> 00:15:29,883
Okay.
372
00:15:29,918 --> 00:15:31,018
- One more?
- Yeah.
373
00:15:31,052 --> 00:15:33,570
Great.
374
00:15:35,556 --> 00:15:38,659
Mush, mush, mush.
375
00:15:38,693 --> 00:15:39,726
- Come on.
- Go.
376
00:15:39,744 --> 00:15:40,744
- Go.
- Okay.
377
00:15:40,779 --> 00:15:42,763
Yeah.
378
00:15:42,797 --> 00:15:44,281
Here we go.
379
00:15:44,332 --> 00:15:45,949
- Yes!
- Yay!
380
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,901
- Yes!
- Whoa!
381
00:15:47,919 --> 00:15:49,036
Wow.
382
00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:50,737
I cannot believe
you're still up.
383
00:15:50,755 --> 00:15:52,589
- I can't believe it either.
- I've got this.
384
00:15:54,575 --> 00:15:56,376
Charge!
385
00:15:56,410 --> 00:16:00,431
Go!
Go!
386
00:16:00,465 --> 00:16:01,615
Dwight, are you okay?
387
00:16:01,649 --> 00:16:03,317
Are you okay?
Hey, damn it--
388
00:16:09,741 --> 00:16:12,909
Erin, did we win?
389
00:16:12,944 --> 00:16:14,511
Sure.
390
00:16:14,545 --> 00:16:16,880
Sure, we did.
391
00:16:16,914 --> 00:16:18,198
You're lying.
We didn't win.
392
00:16:18,232 --> 00:16:19,349
Hey.
Hey, Dwight.
393
00:16:19,384 --> 00:16:21,318
It's okay.
Just rest. Just rest.
394
00:16:21,352 --> 00:16:23,853
You've broken up
your last couple, you evil ring.
395
00:16:23,871 --> 00:16:26,873
Do it.
396
00:16:26,908 --> 00:16:28,709
We're in the pool.
397
00:16:28,743 --> 00:16:30,744
- Shut it, Angela.
- Shh.
398
00:16:30,795 --> 00:16:33,497
Ugh, same old party,
same old people.
399
00:16:33,531 --> 00:16:35,031
Am I right?
400
00:16:35,066 --> 00:16:36,266
Reminds me
of Phyllis's birthday.
401
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,418
Do not remind me
of Phyllis's birthday.
402
00:16:38,469 --> 00:16:39,886
I know.
403
00:16:39,921 --> 00:16:41,405
But, boy, that Erin,
404
00:16:41,439 --> 00:16:43,573
she sure is
a ripe little tiger, isn't she?
405
00:16:43,608 --> 00:16:45,942
Rraaaw!
406
00:16:45,977 --> 00:16:49,446
And to think, I always thought
of her as a second Meredith.
407
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:53,734
Respectfully, I don't want us
walking into a similar
408
00:16:53,768 --> 00:16:55,885
- Angela kind of situation.
- Mm.
409
00:16:55,903 --> 00:16:57,020
So I just want to make sure
410
00:16:57,054 --> 00:17:00,424
that you are completely,
100% done with Erin.
411
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:04,161
Last I checked,
I'm with Jessica.
412
00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:07,931
And I like to get my monog on.
413
00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:09,866
It's monogamy for my hog in me.
414
00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:11,668
- Not what I asked.
- We're done.
415
00:17:11,702 --> 00:17:13,637
Erin and I are over.
416
00:17:13,671 --> 00:17:17,574
So then you won't mind if
tonight I just go crazy on her,
417
00:17:17,608 --> 00:17:19,910
just go nuts, rrargh.
418
00:17:19,944 --> 00:17:22,245
With sex.
419
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,613
Have at it.
420
00:17:23,648 --> 00:17:24,781
Or take it slow.
421
00:17:24,816 --> 00:17:26,967
Whatever you guys work out.
422
00:17:30,154 --> 00:17:33,056
You're an idiot.
423
00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:34,474
Kelly...
That is mine--
424
00:17:34,525 --> 00:17:36,943
- This is mine.
- Uh-uh.
425
00:17:36,978 --> 00:17:39,396
Uh-uh.
426
00:17:39,430 --> 00:17:41,064
- No.
- Oh, I've got him.
427
00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:48,938
Cannonball!
428
00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:55,378
Let's do this.
429
00:18:00,852 --> 00:18:04,054
- Wow.
- So I kind of stepped on this.
430
00:18:04,088 --> 00:18:05,172
I think it's yours.
431
00:18:05,223 --> 00:18:07,007
Yeah.
432
00:18:07,058 --> 00:18:08,642
Oh, wow.
433
00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:10,360
How did you know it was mine?
434
00:18:10,394 --> 00:18:13,096
The Bernard family seal.
Duh.
435
00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:16,399
Duh.
436
00:18:18,802 --> 00:18:21,471
Sorry if your special night
was ruined.
437
00:18:21,506 --> 00:18:23,740
Oh, whoa.
438
00:18:23,774 --> 00:18:26,543
Whoa, no,
it's not a special night.
439
00:18:26,577 --> 00:18:29,813
Oh, you weren't going
to do that?
440
00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,615
Honestly, Erin, I don't know
441
00:18:31,649 --> 00:18:33,116
what I'm doing.
442
00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:37,821
I...
I just...
443
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:40,223
I don't know.
444
00:18:40,258 --> 00:18:42,342
Thank you.
445
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,665
Andy's confused.
446
00:18:48,683 --> 00:18:50,367
That's not
what I was hoping for,
447
00:18:50,401 --> 00:18:51,468
but it's not so bad either.
448
00:18:51,502 --> 00:18:52,769
I can live with confused.
449
00:18:52,803 --> 00:18:54,104
I get confused.
450
00:18:54,138 --> 00:18:57,073
I totally get confused.
451
00:18:57,108 --> 00:19:00,727
And of course the pool.
452
00:19:00,778 --> 00:19:05,732
The ultimate lubricant
for any wild evening.
453
00:19:05,783 --> 00:19:08,902
It was here that my parties
would have crescendoed
454
00:19:08,953 --> 00:19:11,371
into true madness.
455
00:19:11,405 --> 00:19:13,490
To madness.
456
00:19:13,524 --> 00:19:14,691
- To madness.
- To madness.
457
00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:15,909
To madness.
458
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,561
To madness!
459
00:19:19,863 --> 00:19:22,666
Hey, I think you parked
my car in.
460
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,134
Is there any way
you can move your van?
461
00:19:24,168 --> 00:19:26,703
I'm sorry. When I got here,
I put my keys in a bowl.
462
00:19:26,737 --> 00:19:28,672
- Are you serious?
- Robert, I want you to know
463
00:19:28,706 --> 00:19:31,391
I'm here to rock with you
as late as you want, man.
464
00:19:31,425 --> 00:19:32,926
And that goes double for me.
465
00:19:32,977 --> 00:19:35,145
I'll stay even later
than you'd like.
466
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,157
Toby!
467
00:19:47,191 --> 00:19:48,491
I am Bacchus, God of wine.
468
00:19:48,526 --> 00:19:52,028
And I am Bacchus' friend.
469
00:19:55,566 --> 00:19:57,701
Gentlemen, bear witness.
470
00:19:57,735 --> 00:20:00,203
While I've been mourning
the nights that never were,
471
00:20:00,237 --> 00:20:03,506
one of them has been unfolding
here before me.
472
00:20:08,579 --> 00:20:11,114
This is no get-together.
473
00:20:11,148 --> 00:20:13,750
This is a party.
474
00:20:24,312 --> 00:20:26,780
Bravo!
475
00:20:26,814 --> 00:20:28,064
Yes!
476
00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:29,466
Whoo-hoo!
477
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,318
Oh, yes.
478
00:20:35,072 --> 00:20:37,657
And there's my talking point.
479
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:40,794
- Whoo-hoo!
480
00:21:01,691 --> 00:21:02,657
Yes, that's it.
Push yourselves, boys.
481
00:21:02,658 --> 00:21:07,582
It's not a party if you
don't do...
482
00:21:09,203 --> 00:21:10,781
I need to breathe air.
483
00:21:15,255 --> 00:21:16,920
You two keep going.
484
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,053
Hey, he is asleep.
We can just leave.
485
00:21:20,521 --> 00:21:22,212
So leave.
486
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,500
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