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This is ridiculous.
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Do you have any idea
what time we get out of here?
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Nobody likes to work late.
Least of all, me.
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- You have plans tonight?
- No, I don't.
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Remember when you told us not to make
plans 'cause we were working?
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Yes, I remember.
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This is B.S.
This is B.S.
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Why are we here?
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I am gonna call corporate.
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Enough is enough. I'm...
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God, I'm so mad!
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This is Michael Scott, Scranton.
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We don't wanna work.
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No, we don't!
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It's not fair to these people!
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These people are my friends,
and I care about them!
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We're not gonna do it!
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Everybody,
I just got off the horn with corporate,
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and basically I told them where they
could stick their overtime assignment.
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- Go enjoy your friday.
- Thank you, Michael.
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- I think we dodged a bullet there.
- I think you did.
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I think we should celebrate.
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How about you, Pam, mi casa...
A little dinner, dancing, drinks?
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- Oh, I...
- You said you didn't have plans.
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That's what you said.
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Michael has asked Pam and me
to dinner at least nine times.
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An every time,
we've been able to get out of it.
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But I've got to give him credit.
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He got me.
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Because I'm starting to suspect
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that there was no assignment
from corporate.
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Michael, what time
should I be arriving?
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Dwight, it's couples only.
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And besides,
I only have six wine glasses.
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So it will be me and Jan,
and Pam and Jim.
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Does it bother me that I wasn't invited
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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- How are you?
- Come on in.
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- Good to see you.
- Chilly, huh?
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I'm so glad we finally...
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Finally got to do this
with you guys.
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This is great.
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You want to...
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- take their coats, babe?
- Yes, I would.
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So what have you been doing?
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Let's see, since I saw you
an hour ago?
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I have been getting ready,
and then driving over here.
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Well, we've been doing
pretty much the same thing.
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- Really?
- Except driving.
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We...
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We got you this.
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Thank you.
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This will be great
to cook with... really.
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Well, have a seat,
or come on in or...
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I don't know, make yourself to home.
This is our casa.
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Really nice.
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So what you guys think? Should we do
the tour first or have appetizers first?
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Tour.
Let's do the tour first.
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You've a preference, babe?
Upstairs first?
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- Totally your call, babe.
- All right, well, let's go then.
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I say upstairs.
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You guys doing a little construction?
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Oh, just redoing
the sliding glass door.
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Yeah, so sorry
about this god-awful carpet.
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We are still a work
in progress here.
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This is my office.
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Yep. Never been used.
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- Not super-exciting.
- No.
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- And this is my work space.
- This is it.
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Check that out.
You smell it?
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As you can smell, there's a lot
of different odors going on in here.
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So you have an office
and a work space.
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I do, you know. I just...
I cannot create in the same space
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that I conduct business. I'm sure
that you're the same with your odles.
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Smell.
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It's fire.
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- Bonfire.
- Bond!
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- Men love this one.
- James bond fire!
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I am Bond fire...
James Bond fire.
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Michael Scott!
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When I get frustrated,
or irritated or...
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angry, I come up here
and I just smell all my candles!
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And it just goes away.
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- Just like that.
- Yeah.
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So this is the master bedroom.
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And these walls, they used to be,
like white, like an asylum.
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So I wanted it to be softer
so I had it painted in eggshell white.
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Guess what. White and eggshell white
are exactly the same color.
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- Babe...
- Exactly.
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I thought you said that
you were gonna tidy things up.
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Well, I...
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Shame on you.
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- What a cute bench.
- Thanks. That's my bed.
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Jan has, uh, some space issues,
so I curl up on that puppy.
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Really?
'Cause...
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It seems pretty narrow...
and short.
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It's actually a lot bigger
than it seems. Look at that!
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See?
It fits perfectly.
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I finally
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broke down and bought myself
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a plasma TV.
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Check it out.
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I actually hung this
on the wall myself.
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- That's good.
- I wanna show you something.
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A lot of people in the room,
you need more space...
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voila.
Right into the wall.
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Sometimes, I will just
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stand here
and watch television for hours.
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I love it.
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I love this TV.
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And I also built this table.
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- What is that, chestnut?
- No, it's either pine of nordic cherry.
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It's pine. Yeah.
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I'm just terrible at this stuff,
so that's cool.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, he tried to set up
my Tivo for me,
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but then I didn't have audio
for a week.
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If you ever need any help,
I'm just a phone call away.
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I bet you are.
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Well, I saw...
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Oh, your dundies.
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I'm surprised they're not out
on a coffee table for everybody to see.
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They was between...
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the neon bier sign
and the dundies.
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So I said,
"Honey, keep the trophies."
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Oh, honey,
I have the best trophy right here.
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Aside from my dundies.
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- Oh, excuse us just a second.
- I'll get it.
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So glad we were finally
able to do this.
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- So glad we...
- No. No.
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- Okay.
- Tuna!
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What's up, Tuna?
We gonna have some tuna for dinner?
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I bet you're sick of tuna.
You've probably tuna every night.
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All right. Tuna.
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These are for you.
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- Oh, how thoughtful.
- Very nice.
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Except for one flower,
which is for...
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my flower.
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What am I supposed to do with this?
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How'bout we do the short tour,
and then I'll start dinner?
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Oh, I can help starting dinner,
if you need it.
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The osso buco needs to braise for about
three hours. Everything else's done.
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Three hours from now,
or three hours from earlier, like 4:00?
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You know, Pam, in Spain, they often
don't even start eating until midnight.
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When in Rome.
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You have a preference?
Upstairs first?
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- Whatever you say, babe.
- Follow me.
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All right.
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How'bout a toast?
Shall I?
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Here's to good friends.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Kinda sorta an oaky afterbirth.
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What was that?
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So music?
Should we turn some music...
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That sounds good.
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Do you guys remember
my old assistant, Hunter?
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He is an excellent song writer.
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Wait to hear this.
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Okay, here we go.
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You took me by the hand
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Just made me a man
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That one night
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You made everything all right
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So raw,
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So right
All night, all right
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Oh yeah!
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So raw, so right,
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All night, all right
Oh yeah!
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You know what?
Hunter was a terrible assistant.
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- That's why Ryan fired him.
- He's probably just as reliable as Pam,
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because it usually takes you
an afternoon to get back to me.
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Sometimes I think
she olds on to faxes.
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I don't care what they say about me.
I just want to eat.
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Which I realize is a lot
to ask for.
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At a dinner party.
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- Cow.
- No, it's a... hump.
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There's a hump.
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- Joe Camel.
- Yes!
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Okay, yes.
First name of that animal,
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and the second name is the state
where Helena is the capital.
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Montana.
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- Joe Montana?
- Yes! Yes!
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- Time's up!
- All right, two pieces!
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Why don't say 49ers quarterbacks?
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All right, my... my...
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My... my turn!
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My... my... my... my turn!
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My... my... my... my turn!
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Babe, can you just, like, really...
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- You're just, like, really...
- What?
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- What?
- Could you just simmer down?
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- I'm just making people laugh.
- No.
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- Yes, I was watching Jim's face.
- I was watching Jim.
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And he was laughing.
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No smile.
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Look at him.
He's laughing.
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Michael and Jan seem to be playing
their own separate game.
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And it's called, "Let's see how
incomfortable we can make our guests."
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And they're both winning.
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So I am going to make a run for it.
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I just got a message from my landlord.
Apparently, my apartment flooded.
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- Something with the sprinkler.
- Oh, no!
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Pam, we should probably get going
to see the damage.
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- Okay.
- You don't need two of you to do that.
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That's true...
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Dinner sounded delicious. Pam,
I'll see you at home. Thank you so much.
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Oh, Jim, I don't think you're going to
abandon this party here all by itself.
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I don't know,
everything I own is there.
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You can buy new stuff,
but you can't buy a new party.
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That's true.
That is a great point.
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Come on down here.
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Sit down on that couch
and be amongst friends,
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and we're not gonna think about all
your stuff being destroyed. All right?
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- Michael, you're up.
- Here we go. This is gonna be fun.
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- Ready...
- Go!
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All right.
First name is Tom.
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No, no, no. No names.
No names, no rhyme no soundalikes.
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All right, okay.
You're getting into my head!
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First name is blank,
and he goes on a cruise.
255
00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:28,297
He goes on a caribbean cruise.
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00:10:28,459 --> 00:10:29,905
- I don't know.
- Katie Holmes.
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00:10:30,025 --> 00:10:32,843
- No, but he's married to her!
- Oh, Dawson's Creek.
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00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:35,921
No, it has to be a real person Jim.
Come on!
259
00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:38,554
No, no, I'm gonna pass.
I'm gonna pass.
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00:10:40,827 --> 00:10:43,896
- Rhymes with Parnold Schporzenegger.
- No rhyming!
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00:10:44,056 --> 00:10:45,408
Not really a rhyme.
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00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:46,816
Another clue!
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00:10:46,976 --> 00:10:49,149
Okay, he's the governor
of California.
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00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:51,456
- He is the terminator.
- Those aren't helpful.
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00:10:51,576 --> 00:10:53,281
- Tom Cruise!
- Time!
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God!
Does anybody read the paper?!
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00:11:04,962 --> 00:11:06,002
Here you go.
268
00:11:06,162 --> 00:11:08,208
- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.
269
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:22,607
I'm so, so sorry
for the temperature in here.
270
00:11:23,774 --> 00:11:27,189
The, um...
sliding glass door shattered.
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- So...
- It's okay.
272
00:11:31,141 --> 00:11:32,744
It's actually a really cute story.
273
00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:34,780
Do you wanna tell it, babe
or should I tell it?
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00:11:34,942 --> 00:11:36,949
- I don't like that story, babe.
- Come on!
275
00:11:37,111 --> 00:11:41,151
It's a cute stor... Michael
ran through the sliding glass door
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00:11:41,271 --> 00:11:44,415
because he thought he heard
the ice cream truck.
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00:11:44,575 --> 00:11:45,901
Stop. Stop it!
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00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:49,098
I mean, I like ice cream, okay?
Sue me.
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00:11:49,218 --> 00:11:51,356
Oh, no, don't.
280
00:11:51,476 --> 00:11:54,216
I shouldn't say that jokingly
because she will sue me.
281
00:11:54,378 --> 00:11:56,429
She loves to sue.
282
00:11:56,643 --> 00:11:59,096
She loves lawsuits.
You know, honey,
283
00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:03,267
that door was extremely clean
and it looked invisible.
284
00:12:03,429 --> 00:12:05,212
You are so right.
You are so right!
285
00:12:05,332 --> 00:12:08,189
Because before I lived here,
the glass was always covered in smudges.
286
00:12:08,712 --> 00:12:11,942
And I moved in and I cleaned it,
so I guess that makes me the devil.
287
00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:14,945
You are!
She is!
288
00:12:15,107 --> 00:12:17,490
She is the devil!
I'm in hell!
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00:12:18,526 --> 00:12:21,202
- I'm burning. Help me.
- You shouldn't joke about that.
290
00:12:21,362 --> 00:12:23,886
- Is there more wine in the kitchen?
- I will get it. I will get it.
291
00:12:24,006 --> 00:12:26,068
What kind of hostess
would I be if...
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00:12:26,188 --> 00:12:28,230
- It's okay...
- No, no. In fact, you know what?
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00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:30,210
Girls' trip.
Angela, come on.
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00:12:30,409 --> 00:12:31,555
Girls' trip.
295
00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:35,633
Oh, not even close.
296
00:12:36,321 --> 00:12:38,386
So you keep a very tidy house.
297
00:12:38,546 --> 00:12:41,097
You should see our bathroom
after Michael takes a bath.
298
00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:45,909
- But I don't need to tell you, Pam.
- Oh, yeah...
299
00:12:47,177 --> 00:12:48,020
What?
300
00:12:48,182 --> 00:12:51,107
Oh, don't tell me that he's really
changed since you guys dated.
301
00:12:51,902 --> 00:12:53,025
Oh, are you joking?
302
00:12:53,187 --> 00:12:56,821
Michael told me a little bit about it,
but I see the way you look at him.
303
00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,506
I have never, ever dated
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00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:04,245
or wanted to do anything resembling
dating Michael, ever.
305
00:13:04,464 --> 00:13:08,457
Not ever, not now, not then,
not now, not ever, ever.
306
00:13:08,619 --> 00:13:11,082
I've noticed how you look at him
at the office.
307
00:13:15,388 --> 00:13:18,801
So I spend most of my time
right here.
308
00:13:18,961 --> 00:13:20,072
Have a hand.
309
00:13:20,359 --> 00:13:22,725
So, Jim, I noticed you
checking out Jan's candles.
310
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,849
Oh, no, she just put it
in front of my face.
311
00:13:24,969 --> 00:13:27,617
Yeah...
Did you know that candles
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00:13:28,082 --> 00:13:31,647
are the number one fastest-growing
product in the scent aroma market?
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00:13:32,037 --> 00:13:33,940
$2 billion a year industry.
314
00:13:34,143 --> 00:13:36,120
And for only $10,000,
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00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:39,571
you could become a co-owner
of "Serenity by Jan."
316
00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:42,676
- What do you think about that?
- Thought about it. I'm in.
317
00:13:42,796 --> 00:13:45,828
I'm sorry, are you really trying
to get us to invest in Jan's company?
318
00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:48,873
I'm sorry.
319
00:13:50,989 --> 00:13:52,176
What now?
320
00:13:53,192 --> 00:13:54,601
Coming.
321
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:56,516
Hello.
322
00:13:57,059 --> 00:13:58,255
What are you doing here?
323
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:01,593
We came here to eat dinner and to party.
This is a dinner party, right?
324
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,013
- Awesome!
- What is he doing here?
325
00:14:04,173 --> 00:14:07,057
- Yes, what are you doing here?
- Dwight is friend.
326
00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:09,384
We weren't invited?
327
00:14:10,139 --> 00:14:12,366
You said that
I could not invite Dwight
328
00:14:12,486 --> 00:14:14,440
because he was not
part of a couple,
329
00:14:14,739 --> 00:14:17,657
and because we didn't have
enough wine glasses.
330
00:14:17,777 --> 00:14:20,905
Dwight brought glasses
and a person.
331
00:14:21,065 --> 00:14:22,406
Fine.
Whatever you want.
332
00:14:22,718 --> 00:14:24,283
Just like always.
Whatever you want.
333
00:14:24,445 --> 00:14:27,015
Whatever I want?
It's never whatever I want.
334
00:14:27,135 --> 00:14:30,100
- It's fine, Michael.
- When I wanted to see Stop
335
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,124
and you wanted to see Wicked,
what did we see?
336
00:14:32,286 --> 00:14:33,294
We saw Wic...
337
00:14:33,537 --> 00:14:36,034
When I said
that I wanted to have kids,
338
00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:39,089
and you said that you wanted me
to have a vasectomy, what did I do?
339
00:14:39,872 --> 00:14:41,425
And then, when you said
340
00:14:41,587 --> 00:14:43,669
that you might wanna have kids,
and I wasn't so sure,
341
00:14:43,789 --> 00:14:45,221
who had the vasectomy reversed?
342
00:14:45,381 --> 00:14:47,264
And when you said
you definitely didn't want?
343
00:14:47,426 --> 00:14:48,761
Who had it reversed back?
344
00:14:48,881 --> 00:14:50,559
Snip, snap!
Snip, snap! Snip, snap!
345
00:14:51,012 --> 00:14:52,061
- I did!
- Okay...
346
00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:53,521
You have no idea
347
00:14:53,681 --> 00:14:57,524
the physical toll that three vasectomies
have on a person!
348
00:14:58,846 --> 00:15:00,277
And I bought this condo
349
00:15:00,892 --> 00:15:03,765
- to fill with children.
- I am so sorry
350
00:15:03,885 --> 00:15:06,951
that I don't want to bring kids
into this screwed-up world.
351
00:15:07,111 --> 00:15:08,593
- Okay? But look...
- Sorry too.
352
00:15:08,713 --> 00:15:11,261
If you want to have kids,
then fine, you win.
353
00:15:11,905 --> 00:15:13,499
Let's have a fuckin' kid!
354
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:17,169
You mean it?
You wanna have a kid?
355
00:15:19,805 --> 00:15:21,121
I hate my life.
356
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,003
So can we come in?
357
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,251
Great turkey leg.
358
00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:39,193
Okay, I'm just gonna check
on dinner.
359
00:15:43,394 --> 00:15:45,239
Angela, would you like
some of my beet salad?
360
00:15:45,635 --> 00:15:46,945
I hate beet salad.
361
00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,742
It's actually really good.
362
00:15:50,681 --> 00:15:53,519
I know you love beet salad.
I've seen you eat it many times.
363
00:15:53,639 --> 00:15:57,418
The thought of popping one of your beets
into my mouth makes me want to vomit.
364
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,060
Pam...
365
00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:04,091
I hope she didn't do
anything to the food.
366
00:16:05,603 --> 00:16:06,760
Like what?
367
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,192
I can't prove it,
368
00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:10,931
but I think she might be
trying to poison me.
369
00:16:16,974 --> 00:16:19,106
- Hey, looks great, babe.
- Yeah, it really does.
370
00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:22,527
I know Jan didn't poison the food.
I know that.
371
00:16:22,827 --> 00:16:25,972
But if she was going to poison
the food of someone at that table,
372
00:16:26,092 --> 00:16:27,524
wouldn't it be me?
373
00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:29,762
Michael's former lover.
374
00:16:37,034 --> 00:16:39,627
Can you not do that?
It's disgusting.
375
00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:44,256
You know I have soft teeth.
How could you say that?
376
00:16:48,335 --> 00:16:50,045
Excuse me for a second.
377
00:16:54,836 --> 00:16:56,109
So...
378
00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:58,312
How do you guys know each other?
379
00:16:59,950 --> 00:17:01,315
I was his babysitter.
380
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:03,379
And now you guys are dating?
381
00:17:04,452 --> 00:17:07,154
It's purely carnal,
that's all you need to know.
382
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,094
Would you write down your email?
Because I have just...
383
00:17:10,409 --> 00:17:11,659
so many questions.
384
00:17:11,946 --> 00:17:12,951
Email?
385
00:17:14,456 --> 00:17:15,287
Never mind.
386
00:17:17,510 --> 00:17:18,912
All right.
387
00:17:19,169 --> 00:17:20,577
There we go.
388
00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:29,524
There.
389
00:17:34,271 --> 00:17:36,684
- That's nice.
- Everybody enjoy their meal.
390
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,121
Hey, babe. How'bout we take
the beer sign down
391
00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:44,233
until our guests leave,
and then we can discuss it?
392
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,985
No...
I'm gonna leave it up.
393
00:17:47,105 --> 00:17:49,524
I think it ties
the whole room together.
394
00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:51,291
Okay.
395
00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,665
Jan thinks Hunter is very talented.
396
00:18:00,545 --> 00:18:03,502
You know what?
I don't think he's that good.
397
00:18:03,664 --> 00:18:05,337
At least he's an artist.
398
00:18:05,499 --> 00:18:07,615
B.F.D., I'm a screenwriter.
399
00:18:07,735 --> 00:18:09,174
And I'm a candle maker,
400
00:18:09,336 --> 00:18:11,301
but you don't hear me
braggin'about it!
401
00:18:11,463 --> 00:18:15,639
No, all you do is you get me
to try to work on my rich friends.
402
00:18:15,801 --> 00:18:17,867
For an investment opportunity!
403
00:18:17,987 --> 00:18:20,352
Man, I would love
to burn your candles!
404
00:18:20,514 --> 00:18:22,187
You burn it, you buy it!
405
00:18:22,349 --> 00:18:24,773
Oh, good, I'll be
your first customer!
406
00:18:24,935 --> 00:18:26,275
You're hardly my first.
407
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,610
That's what she said!
408
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:43,733
That is a $200 plasma screen TV
that you just killed!
409
00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:46,415
Good luck paying me back
410
00:18:46,535 --> 00:18:49,882
on your zero dollars a year salary
plus benefits, babe!
411
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:59,495
- I'm gonna get going.
- Fine, get out of here.
412
00:18:59,615 --> 00:19:00,657
It's getting late.
413
00:19:00,777 --> 00:19:02,936
You know what,
she'll be out of the bathroom soon.
414
00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:05,807
Of course.
415
00:19:06,322 --> 00:19:08,466
Get out of my way.
I'll take care of this.
416
00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:10,611
Okay, what seems to be
the problem, officers?
417
00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:13,067
Not now, Dwight.
We got a call about a disturbance?
418
00:19:13,187 --> 00:19:15,626
No. Nope.
Nothing disturbing here.
419
00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:18,660
Just a couple of friends
having an awesome dinner party.
420
00:19:18,822 --> 00:19:20,204
Your neighbors heard shouting.
421
00:19:20,996 --> 00:19:23,027
Yes, there was screaming, but...
422
00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:28,492
My girlfriend threw a dundie at my TV.
A plasma.
423
00:19:29,263 --> 00:19:31,673
- You want to press charges?
- Would she get into trouble?
424
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,425
Yeah, she'd be charged.
425
00:19:34,455 --> 00:19:35,950
I will take the fall.
426
00:19:37,123 --> 00:19:39,241
- I did it.
- You don't have to press charges.
427
00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:41,183
You could just try to be more quiet.
428
00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:43,058
- Michael!
- Yes.
429
00:19:43,873 --> 00:19:45,447
What...
what are you doing to him?
430
00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:48,850
Sir, do you have any other place
you could stay? Maybe with...
431
00:19:49,415 --> 00:19:51,067
one of your friends here?
432
00:19:51,848 --> 00:19:53,614
Michael can come home with me.
433
00:19:55,473 --> 00:19:56,475
Jim, Pam?
434
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:59,076
- Oh, my apartment's on fire.
- Flooded.
435
00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:00,395
You people!
436
00:20:00,515 --> 00:20:02,234
- Come on, you're sleeping with me.
- No.
437
00:20:02,354 --> 00:20:04,215
- I'm gonna take you home, Michael.
- No.
438
00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:05,544
Come with me.
439
00:20:05,887 --> 00:20:06,981
All right.
440
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:08,919
Bye, babe!
441
00:20:09,079 --> 00:20:11,505
This is the best burger
I've ever had, babe.
442
00:20:11,665 --> 00:20:12,668
Babe,
443
00:20:13,751 --> 00:20:15,386
I should have told you, but...
444
00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:17,523
I did something bad.
445
00:20:20,531 --> 00:20:21,689
I stole this.
446
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:23,699
For you, babe.
447
00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:43,016
I love that.