1 00:00:03,085 --> 00:00:05,129 Hey. Ready? 2 00:00:06,631 --> 00:00:08,674 Come on. Show me excited. 3 00:00:10,426 --> 00:00:13,137 Yes. Yeah, I'm pretty excited, too. 4 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:16,599 Today, I'm headed over to the job fair at Valley View High School 5 00:00:16,682 --> 00:00:19,101 to find some new interns. 6 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:21,437 Want to get some fresh blood. 7 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,064 Youth-anize this place. 8 00:00:23,147 --> 00:00:24,440 Hey, we doing this thing? Yeah. 9 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:28,236 Oh, my God, Darryl. You look like Barack Obama. 10 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:29,529 Everybody, I'm dating Barack Obama. 11 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:31,280 Why are you dressed like that? Like what? 12 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,324 Like you're applying for a loan? 13 00:00:33,407 --> 00:00:35,826 Maybe he's going to church or court. 14 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:37,411 Figured I'd look presentable. Yeah. 15 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:39,747 You went a different way. 16 00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:41,249 - I think you look nice. - Thank you. 17 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,833 Okay, here's what we're going to do. 18 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:46,295 I am going to instruct the kids about management and sales. 19 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,506 Oscar will be in charge of accounting, 20 00:00:48,589 --> 00:00:50,967 Pam will be eye candy. 21 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:54,679 No, and also because that is your alma mater. 22 00:00:54,762 --> 00:00:57,181 Darryl will hire some kids for the warehouse. 23 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:59,350 We don't have to worry about internships with them, 24 00:00:59,433 --> 00:01:01,227 because they definitely ain't going to college. 25 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:03,187 What college did you go to, Mike? 26 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,522 Let's go! 27 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:40,099 Today, I am meeting a potential client on the golf course 28 00:01:40,182 --> 00:01:42,977 because Ryan put me on probation. 29 00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:45,896 You remember Ryan, he was the temp here. 30 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:50,359 Yeah. And it is not a good time for me to lose my job, 31 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:54,614 since I have some pretty big long term plans in my personal life with Pam, 32 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:56,741 that I'd like her parents to be psyched about. 33 00:01:56,824 --> 00:02:01,162 So I'm about to do something very bold at this job, that I've never done before. 34 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:03,456 Try. 35 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:08,461 Mr. Maguire, it's been a couple of years. 36 00:02:08,544 --> 00:02:10,421 Hey, Jim. How are you? Nice to see you. 37 00:02:10,504 --> 00:02:13,549 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. 38 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:17,136 My grandfather would be spinning in his urn 39 00:02:17,219 --> 00:02:19,430 if he knew that I was out here with a Dartmouth boy. 40 00:02:19,513 --> 00:02:22,767 You take that shirt off right now, or I will take it off for you, sir. 41 00:02:22,850 --> 00:02:25,603 I am totally and completely kidding! 42 00:02:26,812 --> 00:02:28,898 Andrew Bernard, Cornell, '95. 43 00:02:28,981 --> 00:02:30,858 Phil Maguire, Dartmouth, '74. 44 00:02:30,941 --> 00:02:31,942 Got some blistees. 45 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:33,110 Yeah, you do. 46 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:35,905 Hit about twelve hundred balls last night in preparation for today, 47 00:02:35,988 --> 00:02:38,157 so hands are a little tender. 48 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,452 It's actually not funny at all. It's incredibly painful. 49 00:02:41,535 --> 00:02:44,413 Yeah, let's make it interesting. Say, 10 bucks a hole? 50 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,499 Great. What are we talking? Skins? 51 00:02:46,582 --> 00:02:48,834 Acey Ducey? Bingo Bango Bongo? 52 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:52,004 Sandies? Barkies? Arnies? Wolf? What? 53 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:56,676 I'm going to take this petty cash that I got from Oscar 54 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:59,595 and turn it into next month's rent. 55 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:06,894 So many memories in this old gym. 56 00:03:06,977 --> 00:03:10,356 Pretending to have PMS, so I didn't have to play volleyball. 57 00:03:10,439 --> 00:03:13,150 Pretending to have PMS, so I didn't have to play basketball. 58 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:16,028 Those were the days. 59 00:03:20,908 --> 00:03:22,785 Little over the top, don't you think? 60 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:25,329 Show them what you brought, Mike. 61 00:03:26,038 --> 00:03:27,790 That's all we brought. This is all we need. 62 00:03:27,873 --> 00:03:30,334 We'll see. Yes, we will see, Oscar. 63 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:36,215 We will see, because a blank sheet of paper equals endless possibilities. 64 00:03:36,298 --> 00:03:38,509 Conceptual. All right. 65 00:03:38,592 --> 00:03:42,221 We are open for business. 66 00:03:46,016 --> 00:03:47,184 Hello. 67 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:54,066 Andy, you're up. Let's go. 68 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,901 Giddy up. Let's do this. 69 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:57,945 People assume I'm great at golf, 70 00:03:58,028 --> 00:04:01,073 but, like everybody, I hated golf lessons when I was a kid, 71 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:04,744 so I used to just hang out with the sailing club instead. 72 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:06,662 Got my knot on. 73 00:04:08,664 --> 00:04:09,915 Damn it! 74 00:04:13,252 --> 00:04:15,504 Guys, do we have to stay all day? 75 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,715 I mean, Michael's gone. Can't we just go? 76 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:19,675 Yeah, and I finished my work months ago. 77 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,844 Okay, excuse me, people. 78 00:04:21,927 --> 00:04:24,388 It has come to my attention that some of you have forgotten 79 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:26,056 who is in charge here. 80 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:29,685 When Michael is gone, Jim is in charge. 81 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:32,271 When Jim is gone, Andy and I are in charge. 82 00:04:32,354 --> 00:04:35,649 When Andy is gone, you answer to me. 83 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,276 Okay? 84 00:04:37,359 --> 00:04:39,278 Excuse me, where do you think you're going? 85 00:04:39,361 --> 00:04:41,697 Oh, no, no, no. You are not leaving. 86 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:44,742 No! Stanley, do not walk out that door. 87 00:04:44,825 --> 00:04:47,953 If you walk out that door, so help me, I will... 88 00:04:50,247 --> 00:04:52,041 He left. 89 00:04:52,124 --> 00:04:57,004 Last time I checked, the American work day ends at 5:00 p.m. 90 00:04:57,087 --> 00:05:00,800 You will all stay at your desks until that time. 91 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:03,469 Or you will suffer the consequences. 92 00:05:03,552 --> 00:05:05,262 What consequences? 93 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:08,140 I will tell on you. 94 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:12,269 There is some filing, restocking of the supply shelves, 95 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:15,564 replacing the water jug, which nobody likes to do. 96 00:05:16,982 --> 00:05:20,152 We eat a lot of cake. 97 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,404 Cool. 98 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:25,407 Yeah, and, you know, you basically learn how an office runs. 99 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:28,619 Hello. Hi, can I talk to you for a sec? So... 100 00:05:28,702 --> 00:05:30,788 Excuse me. This is Michael, my boss. Justin. 101 00:05:30,871 --> 00:05:34,834 Hey. Remember what we talked about in the car, on the way out? 102 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:37,628 "Only the best and the brightest." 103 00:05:37,711 --> 00:05:39,296 He's nice, and he seems interested. 104 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,924 He's totally wrong, Pam. 105 00:05:42,007 --> 00:05:43,467 Hey. 106 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:49,473 How you doing? Listen, I don't think that a handsome, funny, smart, 107 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:52,351 funny-looking kid like you should limit himself. 108 00:05:52,434 --> 00:05:55,271 You could do whatever you want to do. You could be a classy janitor 109 00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:58,065 or a cashier with dignity 110 00:05:58,148 --> 00:06:01,986 or a migraine worker. 111 00:06:03,737 --> 00:06:06,282 Maybe, for you, paper should be more of a hobby. 112 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:07,449 Sorry for wasting your time. 113 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:08,909 Oh, no problem. 114 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:13,163 And he signed. Did he put his name on the piece of... 115 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:17,167 Okay, that was supposed to be a blank canvas 116 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:19,420 on which to put their hopes and dreams, 117 00:06:19,503 --> 00:06:23,632 and he just made it into a stupid piece of paper. 118 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,926 We need another one. Immediately. 119 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:27,970 Yeah, the booth is lame without it. 120 00:06:28,053 --> 00:06:29,221 I only brought the one. 121 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:31,432 Are you mental? 122 00:06:31,515 --> 00:06:33,434 Michael, do you remember you specifically told me 123 00:06:33,517 --> 00:06:35,561 to only bring one sheet of paper? 124 00:06:35,644 --> 00:06:37,688 You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference, 125 00:06:37,771 --> 00:06:41,275 and I said, "Are you sure, Michael?" And you said, "Pam, Pam, Pam.," 126 00:06:41,358 --> 00:06:44,820 and then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, "Don't worry, it's just allergies." 127 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,406 Do you remember that? I don't. 128 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:53,037 Okay, I'll go look for another one. 129 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:57,625 And that is why I need a smart intern. 130 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,462 Hey, so, how's the direct mail business going? 131 00:07:01,545 --> 00:07:03,631 I can't complain. People love their junk mail. 132 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:06,300 Now, are you getting all your paper from PPC or... 133 00:07:06,383 --> 00:07:10,012 You know what, Jim? I'm not really looking to change things up right now. 134 00:07:10,095 --> 00:07:12,181 I just came out here to get out of the office a little bit, 135 00:07:12,264 --> 00:07:14,099 so why don't we just play, okay? 136 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:15,851 Absolutely. Will do. 137 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:20,272 So, I guess I'll just work on my short game. 138 00:07:27,279 --> 00:07:29,198 Hello there. 139 00:07:29,281 --> 00:07:30,866 What is this company? 140 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:35,537 Well, it's funny that you should ask, because it's really more than a company. 141 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,081 Dunder Mifflin Paper. 142 00:07:37,164 --> 00:07:38,582 Thanks. 143 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:40,876 Okay. Damn it, Oscar. 144 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,420 Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth, 145 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:48,258 but kids are very wary of being lured these days. 146 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:50,344 Thank you, Dateline. 147 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:55,099 Thank you. 148 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:07,653 Extension 128. 149 00:08:07,736 --> 00:08:09,530 Hiya, pumpkin, it's Creed. 150 00:08:09,613 --> 00:08:12,074 So, we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in? 151 00:08:12,157 --> 00:08:13,826 Are you out? No. 152 00:08:15,619 --> 00:08:17,871 Pumpkin's out. Let's go, gang. 153 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:40,728 My old art room. 154 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:49,778 Oh, maybe it's still here. 155 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:55,868 No, no, they must have taken it down. Never mind. 156 00:09:04,918 --> 00:09:07,337 What do you want? Michael, I know you're swamped. 157 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:10,758 I just thought you should know that everyone in the office has left, 158 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:12,468 except for Angela and I. 159 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:14,887 Do not worry, though. I have taken down their names, 160 00:09:14,970 --> 00:09:16,889 and I have docked them a personal day. 161 00:09:16,972 --> 00:09:20,559 Who cares? I'm not there, Jim's not there. Why should they have to be there? 162 00:09:22,227 --> 00:09:23,645 So, what else is up? 163 00:09:26,815 --> 00:09:27,983 Mike? 164 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:40,162 Thank you. What is this? 165 00:09:40,245 --> 00:09:42,956 A piece of paper. This isn't Dunder Mifflin paper. 166 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,334 This is some sort of Pendleton crap. 167 00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:46,960 Well, I think they'll get the spirit of it. 168 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:49,963 Pam, Pam, Pam! We're dying here. 169 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:54,093 I want you to go back to the office, and I want you to get the real stuff. 170 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:56,303 I want you to get ultra white card stock. 171 00:09:56,386 --> 00:09:57,513 Are you serious? 172 00:09:57,596 --> 00:09:59,598 Yes, and don't call me Shirley. 173 00:10:01,308 --> 00:10:02,476 Okay. 174 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:11,944 Damn it. 175 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:18,200 You could just pick it up, take the triple bogey. 176 00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:21,036 Yeah, I'll get it out. Thank you. Yup. 177 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,693 Oh, man. Come on, Tuna. 178 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,738 Hey, can't really talk now. What's up? 179 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,491 Just checking in. How's it going? 180 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:03,996 You know, we'll see. We'll see. 181 00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:06,248 I just drove 20 miles round trip back to the office 182 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:09,001 to get Michael a single sheet of white paper. 183 00:11:09,084 --> 00:11:12,921 So, I could've just had them fax it to me, I guess. 184 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,214 Oh, I like you. 185 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:15,716 Talk to you later? 186 00:11:15,799 --> 00:11:18,218 Yeah. All right. Bye. 187 00:11:24,766 --> 00:11:26,185 All right. 188 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,937 I'm sorry, I've got to annoy you one more time. 189 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,148 What if I bring down shipping costs? 190 00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:34,693 You can try. But I've looked at your prices. 191 00:11:34,776 --> 00:11:36,737 Even with free shipping, 192 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,448 doesn't work. 193 00:11:39,531 --> 00:11:41,825 It's just... It's not in the stars, Jim. 194 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:48,248 Six. Yeah. All right. 195 00:11:48,332 --> 00:11:51,210 All right, race to the next hole. 196 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,128 Winner gets ten bucks. 197 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,880 Wait, wait for me! 198 00:11:54,963 --> 00:11:57,299 Shortcut, shortcut. 199 00:12:04,264 --> 00:12:06,266 I fell in the sand trap. 200 00:12:24,993 --> 00:12:27,788 All of these jobs suck. 201 00:12:27,871 --> 00:12:30,666 I would rather live jobless on a beach somewhere 202 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,709 off the money from a large inheritance 203 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:35,295 than have to work in any one of these crap holes. 204 00:12:36,171 --> 00:12:37,464 They suck. 205 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,843 Hey, game over. 206 00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:49,893 Just-in time. 207 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:53,272 Just-in case. What's your last name? 208 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,818 Polznik. This just in, 209 00:12:57,901 --> 00:12:59,319 Justin Polznik. 210 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:06,493 Justin is the ugly girl in the movie, who takes off her glasses and she's hot. 211 00:13:06,576 --> 00:13:09,371 And you realize that she was always hot, she was just wearing glasses, 212 00:13:09,454 --> 00:13:11,832 and that you were the blind one. 213 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:16,211 He's the most important thing in my life right now. 214 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:19,089 I want you to meet my family. Come on. 215 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,884 Oscar Martinez, accountant extraordinaire. This is Justin. 216 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,219 Hi. 217 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:27,472 This is Darryl Philbin. Isn't he big? 218 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:30,642 And you already met her. Pam Beesly, office hottie. 219 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,311 She will do you. 220 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:37,941 No, no, but she has already dated two guys in the office that we know of, 221 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,776 so this could be number three. 222 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,570 You never... Excuse me. 223 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,990 Come here. I would never say this to her face, 224 00:13:45,073 --> 00:13:47,534 but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist. 225 00:13:47,617 --> 00:13:49,411 What? Why wouldn't you say that to her face? 226 00:13:49,494 --> 00:13:53,498 So, what do you think? Think these guys are nice? 227 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:55,042 The guys I didn't bring are even better. 228 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:59,713 Justin, I'm willing to commit right now. 229 00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:04,718 Would you do me the honor 230 00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:08,388 of spending the summer with us at Dunder Mifflin? 231 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,307 I think you are very special. 232 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:13,143 You didn't want me before. 233 00:14:13,518 --> 00:14:14,519 That's what you said. 234 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:15,645 No, I didn't. 235 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:18,148 You misconstrued. You were kind of a jerk to me. 236 00:14:18,231 --> 00:14:20,525 And I'm going to go now. 237 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,235 Why don't... Hey. 238 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,262 Bless you. 239 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,349 Thank you. 240 00:14:58,313 --> 00:15:04,027 Okay, Jim, you owe me $120. And, Phil, you owe me $230. 241 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,323 Let's open a tab, because you and me are going to be playing more often. 242 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,075 Count me in. Nope. 243 00:15:10,158 --> 00:15:11,785 All right. 244 00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:15,997 Okay, you had some fun, and I think I paid for it. 245 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:19,376 So let me just get my last shot in there. 246 00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:20,794 Is there anything you can do for me? 247 00:15:20,877 --> 00:15:22,045 I'll tell you what. 248 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:26,216 My fiscal year ends in two months. Let's talk then. 249 00:15:26,299 --> 00:15:27,592 Sound good? Absolutely. 250 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,429 Good playing with you guys. Right on. 251 00:15:33,014 --> 00:15:36,518 You know, it's a tough thing, seeing a grown man take six shots 252 00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:40,897 to get out of the sand trap, but I had to give Phil credit for not quitting. 253 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,774 Which is what I told him. 254 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,901 I also told him that I don't quit, either. 255 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,738 And I'd call him every single day until he gave me his business. 256 00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:53,577 Which he then did, after fifteen minutes of me blocking his car. 257 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,288 So I am now his paper supplier. 258 00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:02,043 And I shot a 102 today, so I'm feeling pretty good. 259 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:05,714 The job fair will be closing in five minutes. 260 00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:08,592 Eighth period will commence as scheduled. 261 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,428 Hold down the fort, I have to do something. 262 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,567 Excuse me. If you can hear me, 263 00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:28,904 I would like you to look around at all these companies 264 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:33,992 and know that none of them are good enough for you. 265 00:16:34,075 --> 00:16:36,661 H&R Block? Come on. 266 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,706 I mean, I don't even know what they do. 267 00:16:39,789 --> 00:16:43,919 Frank Regan Funeral Home? Too much formaldehyde. 268 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,545 The Air Force? 269 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,673 Air Force is cool. 270 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:54,221 The refreshments? Bush league, you know? That's not what you want. 271 00:16:55,305 --> 00:17:01,853 Dunder... Okay, I see security is coming, so I just want to say, come to Dunder Mifflin. 272 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,147 Dunder Mifflin, a great place to work. 273 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,442 Anybody? Show of hands, anybody want to intern at Dunder Mifflin? 274 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:11,530 We do not offer college credit, we cannot give you any sort of pay, 275 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:14,074 but it is a really fun work environment. 276 00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:17,577 Anybody? Show of hands. 277 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,623 Damn it. Okay. 278 00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:26,962 I'm going to wrap it up here. Thank you for your time. 279 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:28,838 And drive safe! 280 00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,737 Thank you. You're welcome. 281 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,004 You realize you are taking out. 282 00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:13,883 I can't... Beers? 283 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,261 You closed it? I closed it. 284 00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:17,762 Yes! 285 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,064 Congratulations to you, sir. 286 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,733 Thank you, thank you very much. I appreciate it. 287 00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:32,193 Well done. Nice job. Thank you. 288 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,321 You know what? Screw this. 289 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,287 Today, I did something stupid. 290 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:45,540 I questioned myself, and I will never do that again. 291 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,500 Because I look at somebody like Jim Halpert, 292 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:51,087 and I think that guy could do anything he wants to do. 293 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,506 He could do anything, 294 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:57,427 and he chooses to work here selling paper. 295 00:18:58,803 --> 00:19:00,305 Just like me. 296 00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:03,892 Yeah. Kiss her. Kiss her good. 297 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,738 Hello. 298 00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:19,574 I was just wondering, what kind of jobs do you guys have? 299 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,159 Are you interested in graphic design? 300 00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:22,619 Yeah. 301 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:24,663 Can I fill out an application? 302 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,832 Oh, absolutely. Here, take a seat. 303 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,543 I should let you know right away that this is just an entry-level job. 304 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:33,672 It's really basic. We're looking for, like, a self starter, 305 00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,298 someone who can meet deadlines 306 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,800 and pretty much just go the extra mile, 307 00:19:36,883 --> 00:19:38,093 I guess. I can do that. 308 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:41,388 Great, and, obviously, we're looking for someone who knows Photoshop, 309 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:47,102 and Dreamweaver, Corel Painter, Illustrator, After Effects, all the basics. 310 00:19:47,185 --> 00:19:49,521 I don't know any of those. 311 00:19:49,604 --> 00:19:51,731 It's actually not super complicated. 312 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:55,610 I mean, I'm sure there's some sort of adult education classes in the area. 313 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,071 But if you're really serious about graphic design, 314 00:19:58,154 --> 00:19:59,656 I would think about New York or Philadelphia. 315 00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:02,158 They've got amazing programs out there for design. 316 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,368 New York or Philadelphia. 317 00:20:03,451 --> 00:20:04,869 Yeah. 318 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,956 All right. Cool. Well, thanks. Sure. 319 00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:09,916 And I'll look into those. You should. 320 00:20:09,999 --> 00:20:11,459 New York or Philadelphia? Absolutely. 321 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,669 Okay. That's where the action is. 322 00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:13,920 Thanks.