1 00:00:36,215 --> 00:00:38,762 - Are you listening to me Michael ? - Affirmative. 2 00:00:38,935 --> 00:00:40,765 What did I just say ? 3 00:00:41,235 --> 00:00:44,872 You just said... let me check my notes, 4 00:00:44,875 --> 00:00:46,408 you just said... 5 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:49,015 Alan and I have created an incentive program- 6 00:00:49,075 --> 00:00:53,645 Hey ! Hey how is Alan ? Tell Alan that the Mets suck. 7 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:57,279 Ok ? From me, big time. Go Pirates ! 8 00:00:57,365 --> 00:00:58,661 - No I'm not gonna do that. - Ok. 9 00:00:58,697 --> 00:01:00,990 We've created an incentive program to increase sales. 10 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:04,378 At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize, 11 00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:05,565 worth up to one thousand dollars. 12 00:01:05,626 --> 00:01:09,116 Wo ! Howdy-ho. A thousand big ones. That's cool. 13 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:11,052 Do I get to pick the prize ? 14 00:01:11,107 --> 00:01:13,462 Uh, yes, yes you can. 15 00:01:13,857 --> 00:01:18,852 Question : does top salesman include people who were at one time, 16 00:01:18,866 --> 00:01:22,791 such outstanding salesmen that they've been promoted to... 17 00:01:22,866 --> 00:01:26,373 No Michael, you can't win this prize. 18 00:01:26,656 --> 00:01:28,263 I didn't mean me ! 19 00:01:33,917 --> 00:01:36,320 Well, first what we have to do is find out 20 00:01:36,386 --> 00:01:38,903 what motivates people more than anything else ? 21 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:39,901 Sex. 22 00:01:39,947 --> 00:01:42,111 It's illegal, can't do that. Next best thing. 23 00:01:42,226 --> 00:01:42,900 Torture. 24 00:01:43,118 --> 00:01:45,872 Come on Dwight. Just, help me out here. This is stupid. 25 00:01:46,468 --> 00:01:47,910 - Michael ? - Pam ! 26 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:49,660 - There's... - Burger with cheese. 27 00:01:49,857 --> 00:01:51,553 - There's a person here... - And fries. 28 00:01:51,705 --> 00:01:53,651 - There's... - And shake. What, ? go ahead. 29 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:55,883 There's a person here who wants to sell handbags. 30 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:58,682 No vendors in the office. That is a distraction. 31 00:01:58,895 --> 00:02:01,713 - Ok I told her you'd talk to her at least. - Pam come on I'm busy, 32 00:02:02,168 --> 00:02:04,651 - so just tell her to go away. - Ok. 33 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:12,792 Alright I'll talk to her. 34 00:02:12,907 --> 00:02:13,963 This one is hand-embroidered. 35 00:02:13,966 --> 00:02:16,743 Alright girls, break it up, you're being infiltrated. 36 00:02:16,915 --> 00:02:17,860 Cock in the henhouse. 37 00:02:17,908 --> 00:02:19,991 - Cocks in the henhouse ! - Don't say cocks. 38 00:02:21,635 --> 00:02:24,540 Oh, What is you name my fair lass ? 39 00:02:24,917 --> 00:02:26,783 - Katy. - Oh Katy. 40 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:29,003 Wow ! Look at you ! 41 00:02:29,037 --> 00:02:33,282 You're like the new and improved Pam. Pam 6.0. 42 00:02:35,007 --> 00:02:37,960 Look, oh, hey, no cat fights you two, 43 00:02:38,038 --> 00:02:39,901 - I'm against violence in the workplace. - So am I. 44 00:02:39,968 --> 00:02:41,623 - Nobody cares what you think. - Doesn't matter. 45 00:02:41,738 --> 00:02:43,553 So you know what ? 46 00:02:43,585 --> 00:02:46,040 I usually don't allow solicitors in the office, 47 00:02:46,157 --> 00:02:48,952 but today I am going to break some rules, 48 00:02:49,105 --> 00:02:51,351 and you can have the conference room. It's yours, all day. 49 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:54,643 - Wow, thanks. - There's a H.R. meeting there at 11 :30. 50 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:57,553 Well, let's put them in the hallway. 51 00:02:57,698 --> 00:02:59,752 We'll give them some chairs. Right ? 52 00:02:59,838 --> 00:03:04,440 Decisiveness, one of the keys to success, according to "Small Businessman". 53 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,673 I do, I read "small businessman", 54 00:03:06,707 --> 00:03:10,473 I also subscribe to "USA today", 55 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,531 and "American Way Magazine". 56 00:03:13,548 --> 00:03:16,951 That's the in-flight magazine, some great articles in that. 57 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:23,033 They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts, 58 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:26,241 and where she likes to eat when she's in Phoenix. 59 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:27,950 Illuminating. 60 00:03:28,197 --> 00:03:30,043 This is my conference room, 61 00:03:30,136 --> 00:03:32,790 so please, make yourself at home. 62 00:03:32,928 --> 00:03:35,671 Whatever you need, I'm right on the other side of this wall, 63 00:03:35,786 --> 00:03:39,210 there used to be a window here, there's not anymore. 64 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,082 So that's where I will be. 65 00:03:41,898 --> 00:03:45,970 So if you need anything else, something to make you more comfortable, 66 00:03:46,368 --> 00:03:49,562 just don't hesitate to ask, I'm right here. 67 00:03:49,787 --> 00:03:54,572 - I guess a cup of coffee would be great. - Wait a second. 68 00:03:55,157 --> 00:03:59,361 I should have spotted another addict. Gotta love the "bucks". 69 00:03:59,605 --> 00:04:00,491 What ? 70 00:04:00,597 --> 00:04:03,133 It's like a slang for Starbucks, they're all over the place. 71 00:04:03,195 --> 00:04:07,080 Oh man, that place is like the promised land, to me... 72 00:04:07,428 --> 00:04:09,193 What a business model too. 73 00:04:09,598 --> 00:04:13,062 - Too bad we don't have the good stuff here. - A regular coffee is fine. 74 00:04:13,075 --> 00:04:16,312 - No it's not, it's... - No, really, it is. 75 00:04:16,336 --> 00:04:18,880 No, here's the thing, you know, 76 00:04:19,458 --> 00:04:26,111 I do my best to be my own man and... 77 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,941 go by the beat of a different drummer. 78 00:04:29,756 --> 00:04:30,913 And nobody gets me, 79 00:04:31,458 --> 00:04:33,892 and they're always putting up walls, and I'm always tearing them down, 80 00:04:33,908 --> 00:04:37,112 just breaking down barriers, that's what I do all day. 81 00:04:41,015 --> 00:04:48,072 So, a coffee, regular coffee, for you. High test or unleaded ? 82 00:04:48,818 --> 00:04:52,903 - Bring it on. Yeah. - Woo, I will. I'll bring it on. Alright. 83 00:04:55,235 --> 00:04:55,932 So, 84 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:59,913 are you jealous, because there's another girl around ? 85 00:05:00,098 --> 00:05:00,992 No. 86 00:05:02,397 --> 00:05:04,352 She's prettier than you though. 87 00:05:07,946 --> 00:05:10,923 That's a very rude thing to say, Kevin. 88 00:05:14,965 --> 00:05:18,471 ... suit you. I can see you pairing it with gloves. 89 00:05:18,556 --> 00:05:21,253 The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. 90 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:22,641 Creamy skin, 91 00:05:23,206 --> 00:05:24,031 straight teeth, 92 00:05:24,645 --> 00:05:25,580 curly hair, 93 00:05:26,736 --> 00:05:27,751 amazing breasts... 94 00:05:28,398 --> 00:05:29,780 Not for me... for my children. 95 00:05:30,116 --> 00:05:33,113 The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies. 96 00:05:33,347 --> 00:05:35,660 There you go, nice steaming hot cup of joe. 97 00:05:35,996 --> 00:05:37,430 - Thank you. - I've an idea. 98 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:39,452 Why don't I introduce you around ? 99 00:05:39,467 --> 00:05:42,963 You know, you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele. 100 00:05:43,007 --> 00:05:43,450 Right ? 101 00:05:43,806 --> 00:05:47,450 Gosh I would love to, but my purses, I should... 102 00:05:47,468 --> 00:05:51,502 Oh, we can have Ryan take a look, Ryan would you look after the purses please ? 103 00:05:51,738 --> 00:05:54,913 I'm installing file share on all the computers. 104 00:05:54,948 --> 00:05:57,801 Technobable, just do it ok ? we have company. 105 00:05:57,897 --> 00:05:58,432 Right ? 106 00:05:58,507 --> 00:05:59,941 You should sell a lot here, 107 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:03,010 because this branch made over a million dollars last year. 108 00:06:03,185 --> 00:06:05,441 Not that we're all millionaires, I'm probably closest, 109 00:06:06,578 --> 00:06:09,473 Here is Oscar ! Oscar, this is Katie. 110 00:06:09,487 --> 00:06:10,291 I'm on the phone. 111 00:06:10,325 --> 00:06:14,513 Ooh ooh, Oscar the Grouch. Right ? Yeah, I thought of that. Yeah. 112 00:06:14,536 --> 00:06:18,500 - That was on "Sesame street" - I know, I made the connection. 113 00:06:18,568 --> 00:06:21,022 Can you believe he'd never heard that before he worked here ? 114 00:06:21,365 --> 00:06:24,182 - No I don't believe that. - I know it's unbelievable. 115 00:06:24,477 --> 00:06:26,240 It's nice having Katie around. 116 00:06:26,938 --> 00:06:29,712 It's another person for Michael to... 117 00:06:31,286 --> 00:06:32,482 interact with. 118 00:06:32,755 --> 00:06:37,611 Here is Toby for human ressources. Katy, Toby. Toby, Katy. 119 00:06:38,286 --> 00:06:40,653 Hey did you go to Bishop O'Hara ? 120 00:06:40,976 --> 00:06:42,290 - Yeah. - Yeah me too. 121 00:06:42,347 --> 00:06:43,662 - What class... - Cool what year were you there ? 122 00:06:43,675 --> 00:06:44,030 89... 123 00:06:44,065 --> 00:06:45,811 Toby's divorced. He... 124 00:06:45,818 --> 00:06:48,020 god, recently right ? 125 00:06:48,487 --> 00:06:50,801 You and your wife, and you have kids ? 126 00:06:50,917 --> 00:06:52,713 - I have a girl. - That's so... 127 00:06:53,178 --> 00:06:54,300 That was really messy. 128 00:06:54,946 --> 00:06:57,350 You slept one night in your car, too ? 129 00:06:59,046 --> 00:07:04,022 - I should probably get back to my table. - Ok, alright. Cool, see you in a bit. 130 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:09,020 Oh, she's cute. 131 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,420 Cutie pie. Back to work ! 132 00:07:12,735 --> 00:07:14,120 I live by one rule : 133 00:07:14,887 --> 00:07:18,913 No office romances. No way, very messy, inapropriate, 134 00:07:20,695 --> 00:07:21,252 No. 135 00:07:21,785 --> 00:07:22,410 But, 136 00:07:23,278 --> 00:07:24,341 I live by another rule : 137 00:07:25,587 --> 00:07:26,373 Just do it. 138 00:07:27,206 --> 00:07:28,323 Nike. 139 00:07:28,997 --> 00:07:31,863 Hey Jimmy, what do you think about that little purse girl ? 140 00:07:32,278 --> 00:07:33,650 Cute sure. 141 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,783 - Why don't you get on that ? - She's not really my type. 142 00:07:37,706 --> 00:07:39,072 What are you, gay ? 143 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,798 I don't think so. Nope. 144 00:07:41,909 --> 00:07:43,285 What is your type ? 145 00:07:46,126 --> 00:07:48,506 Moms, primarily, yeah, 146 00:07:48,596 --> 00:07:52,822 soccer moms, single moms, nascar moms, any type of mom really. 147 00:07:52,917 --> 00:07:54,023 That's disgusting. 148 00:07:54,085 --> 00:07:56,220 - Stay away from my mom. - Too late Kevin. 149 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:05,112 Man I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam. 150 00:08:06,726 --> 00:08:08,671 We're not dating we're engaged. 151 00:08:09,746 --> 00:08:10,790 Engaged yeah. 152 00:08:25,406 --> 00:08:26,681 Pam and I are good buddies. 153 00:08:26,956 --> 00:08:29,480 I'm sort of Pam's go-to guy, for her problems. 154 00:08:30,157 --> 00:08:31,780 You know with stuff like work, 155 00:08:32,396 --> 00:08:34,542 or her fiancé Roy, 156 00:08:37,456 --> 00:08:40,043 Nope those are pretty much her only two problems. 157 00:08:41,325 --> 00:08:43,231 She'd be perfect for you. 158 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:46,630 - She's been talking to Michael a lot. - So what ? 159 00:08:47,186 --> 00:08:50,033 - You're assistant regional manager. - Assistant to the regional manager. 160 00:08:50,055 --> 00:08:52,731 You know what Dwight, he's your work boss, ok ? 161 00:08:52,805 --> 00:08:55,190 - He's not your relationship boss. - That's true. 162 00:08:55,206 --> 00:08:57,801 Plus you have so much more to talk to this girl about. 163 00:08:58,678 --> 00:09:03,173 You're both salesmen, I mean that's something right there. 164 00:09:03,247 --> 00:09:04,062 True. 165 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,911 Plus I can talk to her about the origins of my last name. 166 00:09:08,597 --> 00:09:09,852 It's all gold. 167 00:09:11,636 --> 00:09:13,302 Guys are usually my best customers, 168 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:16,812 they buy the high-end stuff, like the beads and the sequins and stuff, 169 00:09:17,188 --> 00:09:18,600 for gifts, you know. 170 00:09:18,855 --> 00:09:22,451 They don't know what they're looking at so... I make suggestions. 171 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:25,282 Alight, here the thing, ok ? Just keep talking to her. 172 00:09:25,558 --> 00:09:27,360 If you hit a stall you have a perfect fall back. 173 00:09:27,378 --> 00:09:28,960 - What's that ? - You buy a purse. 174 00:09:29,076 --> 00:09:32,580 - I don't want a purse, purses are for girls. - Dwight, that's not necessarily true. 175 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,070 - Do you read GQ ? - No. 176 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:38,572 Ok I do, they're like mini briefcases. Alright, lots of guys have them. 177 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,150 - Like those ? - Yes ! 178 00:09:40,207 --> 00:09:42,953 Listen, you are spending way too much time talking to me 179 00:09:42,967 --> 00:09:45,492 - when you could be talking to her. - Ok I'm just gonna use the bathroom and 180 00:09:45,058 --> 00:09:45,493 No ! 181 00:09:45,526 --> 00:09:48,412 You don't need the bathroom. You've got it. Go. 182 00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:57,451 Ok, shh. Stop, whatever you're doing, cause this is going to be good. 183 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:01,812 "Hi my name is Dwigth Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. 184 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:06,883 Good lord look at these purses ! This is something special. 185 00:10:06,975 --> 00:10:12,113 Oh my god ! Is this Salvatore de Chini... asta ? 186 00:10:12,157 --> 00:10:14,762 Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that. 187 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,200 - Yes. - You put it on... 188 00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:20,451 Well I want to stress test it, you know, in case anything happens. 189 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:23,921 Oh, that was really... 190 00:10:24,616 --> 00:10:27,990 this is necessary to do, to really give it a good workout. 191 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:31,910 This is the ohhh, this is the prettiest one of all ! 192 00:10:32,446 --> 00:10:35,051 I'm gonna be the prettiest girl in the ball. 193 00:10:35,247 --> 00:10:39,840 - Oh how much ? - Oh god it's sad, it's so sad. 194 00:10:39,925 --> 00:10:41,361 Here he comes, shh. 195 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,921 - He did pick a good one. - You're horrible ! 196 00:10:51,175 --> 00:10:53,011 This one's really good for a hot date. 197 00:10:53,035 --> 00:10:55,940 Yeah what's that ? I'm engaged. 198 00:10:55,977 --> 00:10:58,351 Oh congratulations. You need a hot date more than anyone. 199 00:10:58,508 --> 00:10:59,751 I wish, right ? 200 00:11:02,335 --> 00:11:06,613 I get it, I get it. Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood over here. Right ? 201 00:11:07,406 --> 00:11:11,502 - So how was that coffee from earlier ? - It was good. 202 00:11:12,277 --> 00:11:16,211 I knew it. Guzzled it down, you greedy little thing. 203 00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:19,882 So Pam, is this your lunch break or 204 00:11:20,197 --> 00:11:24,802 was that earlier when you were eating in the kitchen with those guys ? 205 00:11:27,205 --> 00:11:29,601 - Sorry. - Busted ! 206 00:11:30,438 --> 00:11:31,470 - Come back. - Oh hey, 207 00:11:31,495 --> 00:11:34,042 I want to show you something, come here. 208 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:38,011 I know you are going to like this. I picked it up today, a thousand big ones. 209 00:11:38,085 --> 00:11:42,362 - Is that from starbucks ? - Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. 210 00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:44,951 This is the Mack Daddy of espresso makers. 211 00:11:45,978 --> 00:11:48,422 - Is that for the office ? - I know what you're thinking. 212 00:11:48,476 --> 00:11:51,233 You're not prying this out of my hands. 213 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:55,570 - Don't tempt me because I'll give it to you. - I wouldn't think of it. 214 00:11:55,657 --> 00:11:58,730 Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. 215 00:11:59,058 --> 00:12:03,872 It's a drug. It is quite literally a drug, that speeds people up. 216 00:12:04,088 --> 00:12:06,013 It's not the only drug that speeds people up. 217 00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:09,723 You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the'80s, 218 00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:12,473 before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. 219 00:12:12,805 --> 00:12:15,223 God... MAN, did they move paper. 220 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:19,881 Oh the rotating steam... wand. 221 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,261 - What ? what's the matter ? - Oh nothing, 222 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,601 my ride just bailed on me. 223 00:12:27,387 --> 00:12:31,913 God, I'm sorry, where are you going ? nearby ? Because I could give you a ride. 224 00:12:32,016 --> 00:12:32,550 No. 225 00:12:32,588 --> 00:12:35,263 - Sure ? - I don't want to inconvenience you. 226 00:12:35,306 --> 00:12:38,592 God !No no no inconvenience. I'm out of here at five sharp. 227 00:12:38,655 --> 00:12:40,052 - At five ? - I can go earlier, 228 00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:44,790 because I'm the boss, you know. Whatever. I'm out of here, slaves. 229 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:44,252 Ok. 230 00:12:45,647 --> 00:12:47,241 - What ? - Ok. 231 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,211 Ok. 232 00:12:48,488 --> 00:12:51,521 Ok I guess that would be ok. 233 00:12:51,565 --> 00:12:55,690 Sounds good, five o clock sharp, I will give you and your purses a ride home. 234 00:12:55,746 --> 00:12:57,930 - Ok. Cool. - Excellent. Great. Great. 235 00:12:58,047 --> 00:13:00,200 - Cool. - Cool. 236 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,421 I should never have let the temp touch this thing. 237 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:14,793 I had all these great icons and now I have four folders, so... 238 00:13:14,847 --> 00:13:16,632 - It's actually better this way. - No it's not, 239 00:13:16,646 --> 00:13:19,551 because I could just click on the icon and then I'm onto something 240 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,273 Michael could I ask you something ? 241 00:13:21,488 --> 00:13:24,001 I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. 242 00:13:24,195 --> 00:13:28,060 - I know it's against the rules and everything... - No it's not against the rules, 243 00:13:28,116 --> 00:13:32,752 - She's not a permanent employee so it's not. - Thank you Michael. I appreciate this so much... 244 00:13:32,766 --> 00:13:38,002 But I think that you should just know that I am going to be giving her a ride home later. 245 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,161 What ? 246 00:13:39,597 --> 00:13:43,401 She asked me for a ride, and so I'm going to give her a ride home. 247 00:13:43,736 --> 00:13:47,430 Is that all it is, just a ride home ? Like a taxi-cab ? 248 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:50,052 Well, might be a ride home, 249 00:13:50,577 --> 00:13:56,841 might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and... dot, dot, dot. 250 00:13:59,635 --> 00:14:04,622 Please, please, I am your inferior, and I'm asking you this favor, 251 00:14:05,005 --> 00:14:08,781 can you promise me that it will just be a ride home ? 252 00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:15,142 - No. I cannot promise you... - You cannot promise me, 253 00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:17,911 - or you won't promise me ? - Listen, Dwight. 254 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,492 - Do you love her ? - Dwight no. 255 00:14:20,596 --> 00:14:21,783 I don't know, 256 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:25,210 it's too early to tell, 257 00:14:26,218 --> 00:14:27,853 I don't know how I feel. 258 00:14:33,216 --> 00:14:36,133 I think you've made a really good choice she's really gonna like that. 259 00:14:36,196 --> 00:14:37,551 Espresso ? 260 00:14:37,928 --> 00:14:39,700 - Oh thank you. - You're welcome. 261 00:14:43,955 --> 00:14:47,043 Is that from the machine that was in your office ? 262 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:50,323 I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson ? 263 00:14:50,328 --> 00:14:51,620 Very easy to clean. 264 00:14:52,607 --> 00:14:53,322 Ok. 265 00:14:53,965 --> 00:14:57,301 Like he's gonna win it anyway. Right ? 266 00:15:03,666 --> 00:15:06,341 - So did we get any mail ? - Yeah I gave it to you. 267 00:15:06,516 --> 00:15:08,351 Yes you did. 268 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:11,833 Just checking, double checking, checking on the check. 269 00:15:12,366 --> 00:15:14,641 Thoroughness is very important in an office. 270 00:15:15,877 --> 00:15:17,641 - And... - So can I... 271 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,270 Yeah of course. 272 00:15:19,655 --> 00:15:23,791 Pam, one more thing, how do girls of your age feel about futons ? 273 00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:27,770 A futon ? He's a grown man. 274 00:15:27,808 --> 00:15:29,781 - That's what he said. - That's sad. 275 00:15:30,648 --> 00:15:36,161 Or it's innovative. You know the futon in a bed and couch all rolled into one. 276 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,771 - What's up ? - Hey ! 277 00:15:39,518 --> 00:15:42,511 - Are you still mad at me ? - Roy. 278 00:15:42,805 --> 00:15:44,260 - Come on. - Cut it out. 279 00:15:44,268 --> 00:15:45,480 - Come on, are you mad at me ? - Stop it. 280 00:15:45,508 --> 00:15:48,100 - Are you still mad at me now ? - Cut it out ! 281 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,013 Come on ! 282 00:15:51,366 --> 00:15:52,263 Come on Pammy ! 283 00:15:52,288 --> 00:15:53,870 - Stop I can't breathe. - I was just kidding. 284 00:15:53,908 --> 00:15:55,272 You know I didn't mean it. 285 00:15:56,598 --> 00:15:59,190 Jim is a great guy, he's like a brother to me. 286 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,670 We're like best friends in the office. 287 00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:04,470 I really hope he finds someone. 288 00:16:04,607 --> 00:16:08,162 You seem to like to touch things, you should try the velvet. 289 00:16:08,287 --> 00:16:13,833 I don't like to necessarily touch things, I'm just... I'm shopping. 290 00:16:13,998 --> 00:16:15,923 Oh no it's fine that you... 291 00:16:17,798 --> 00:16:19,772 Here. What about the raspberry one ? 292 00:16:20,058 --> 00:16:24,240 It's really kind of festive, it's got a lot of personality. 293 00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,241 Yeah no. 294 00:16:24,347 --> 00:16:28,260 Hey, how's it going, good can I talk to you for a second, in private ? 295 00:16:28,577 --> 00:16:30,322 - I don't think so, I'm busy. - It'll just take a second. 296 00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:31,143 - I can't. - Just for a minute, 297 00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,623 - Please. - I really can't. 298 00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:37,513 I wanted to talk to you in private because I wanted to ask you out on a date. 299 00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:39,311 No ! 300 00:16:46,888 --> 00:16:51,802 Okay, was that no to talking to me in private or was that no to the date ? 301 00:16:52,487 --> 00:16:53,630 Both. 302 00:16:59,177 --> 00:17:05,953 - What colors do you like ? - Grey, dark grey, charcoal... 303 00:17:06,795 --> 00:17:07,580 - Ryan ? - Yeah ? 304 00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:11,651 - Would you like to help me with a special project ? - I'd love to. 305 00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:17,142 - OK just throw out all the empties. - You don't want to recycle them ? 306 00:17:17,568 --> 00:17:20,921 Yes, throw them away in the recycling bin. 307 00:17:22,028 --> 00:17:23,252 Do you want this ? 308 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,190 No. 309 00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:29,681 What about this bottle of power drink ? 310 00:17:29,698 --> 00:17:31,102 - What flavor ? - Blue. 311 00:17:31,156 --> 00:17:33,853 - Blue is not a flavor. - It says flavor : blue blast. 312 00:17:33,906 --> 00:17:36,113 Oh blue blast. Yes, put that in the trunk. 313 00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:38,402 And there should be an unopened Arctic Chill back there. 314 00:17:38,438 --> 00:17:41,703 I want that in the passanger's cup holder. Thank you. 315 00:17:51,017 --> 00:17:52,532 - Hi. - Hi ! 316 00:17:52,775 --> 00:17:54,383 - I'm Jim, by the way. - I'm Katy. 317 00:17:54,395 --> 00:17:56,083 - Hi Katy, nice to meet you. - You sit out there don't you ? 318 00:17:56,087 --> 00:17:59,043 I do. That's what I'm best known for, 319 00:17:59,047 --> 00:18:00,053 sitting out there. 320 00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:02,412 Alright let's talk about purses. 321 00:18:02,508 --> 00:18:04,223 - Ok uh... - Katy, but, 322 00:18:04,306 --> 00:18:07,692 you know what ? Don't try to sell me one, ok ? Seriously. 323 00:18:07,977 --> 00:18:10,040 Because I'm just here to learn. 324 00:18:10,148 --> 00:18:10,410 Ok. 325 00:18:10,435 --> 00:18:13,180 - So I know about most of these, but... - Ok. 326 00:18:14,217 --> 00:18:16,113 What's up ? Whoa ! That's my Drakkar Noir. 327 00:18:16,187 --> 00:18:19,590 - No, this is Rite Aid - Night Sweat. - No, it is a perfect smell-alike. 328 00:18:19,648 --> 00:18:22,033 I'm not paying for the label. Right here, give it. 329 00:18:22,046 --> 00:18:25,603 - Well it's empty. - No it's not, there's some in the straw. 330 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,940 There now you may throw it out. 331 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:39,991 - How many Filet-O-Fishes did you eat ? - That's over several months, Ryan. 332 00:18:40,335 --> 00:18:41,192 Still. 333 00:18:42,968 --> 00:18:44,763 - What's up ? - I'm bored. 334 00:18:45,277 --> 00:18:47,112 Thank you, for chosing me. 335 00:18:47,975 --> 00:18:51,670 No I'm kidding. So you got big plans this weekend ? 336 00:18:53,576 --> 00:18:55,622 Well I think I'm gonna see Katie. 337 00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:57,933 - Really ? - Yeah. 338 00:18:58,557 --> 00:19:02,970 - What are you guys going to do ? - Oh man, I don't know. Dinner. 339 00:19:03,696 --> 00:19:06,861 Drinks, movie, matching tattoos. 340 00:19:07,576 --> 00:19:10,210 - That's great. That's cool. - Big stuff. Yeah. 341 00:19:11,035 --> 00:19:13,701 - What are you doing ? - I was going to say that I think, 342 00:19:13,788 --> 00:19:16,300 - We're going to help Roy's cousin move. - Okay. 343 00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:18,191 Because Roy's got a truck. 344 00:19:19,587 --> 00:19:20,951 That's cool. 345 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:23,843 - Yes. - That is cool. 346 00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:26,970 - I'll see you Monday, though, right ? - Great. 347 00:19:27,996 --> 00:19:29,890 - I'm gonna head back. - Alright. 348 00:19:36,317 --> 00:19:38,232 I think in order to be a ladies'man, 349 00:19:38,508 --> 00:19:41,092 it's imperative that people don't know you're a ladies'man, 350 00:19:41,356 --> 00:19:43,800 so I kind of play that close to the chest. 351 00:19:45,008 --> 00:19:48,922 I don't know, what can I say ? women are attracted to power. And I think, 352 00:19:49,736 --> 00:19:52,890 other people have told me I have a very symmetrical face. 353 00:19:55,077 --> 00:20:01,811 So I don't know, maybe they're right, I don't know. 354 00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:16,941 Sure you don't want me to help you with that ? Cause I can grab that no problem. 355 00:20:15,017 --> 00:20:16,910 Goodnight. It was nice to meet some of you. 356 00:20:17,026 --> 00:20:19,793 See you later. Goodnight. 357 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:23,513 - Goodnight Jim. - Goodnight Michael. 358 00:20:23,928 --> 00:20:25,280 Where are you going ? 359 00:20:25,847 --> 00:20:27,790 I do'nt know, grab a drink, I think. 360 00:20:29,268 --> 00:20:30,741 With us ? 361 00:20:31,406 --> 00:20:36,122 I probably should have told you. I don't need a ride now cause Jim can take me home after. So, 362 00:20:36,207 --> 00:20:39,012 - You're off the hook. - Okay great. Off the hook, excellent. Okay cool. 363 00:20:39,047 --> 00:20:40,653 - I got this. - Alright, have fun. 364 00:20:40,727 --> 00:20:42,331 - Thank you - Don't drink and drive. 365 00:20:43,857 --> 00:20:45,270 - Take it easy ! - Have a good night ! 366 00:20:45,295 --> 00:20:48,703 - You too. Have a good night. - You got that ? 367 00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:51,722 - You sold a lot, so it's lighter. - Yeah. 368 00:20:52,968 --> 00:20:55,133 Here. 369 00:20:55,815 --> 00:20:57,742 Squeeze it inside. 370 00:20:58,278 --> 00:21:00,002 Now, I'm gonna warn you, 371 00:21:00,086 --> 00:21:01,743 - Don't freak out. Okay ? - Why ? 372 00:21:01,775 --> 00:21:05,523 This is a really nice car. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Corolla. Okay ? 373 00:21:05,536 --> 00:21:09,052 - It's a- It's a very nice car. - So you're not going to freak out. 374 00:21:09,357 --> 00:21:12,660 Do I have a special someone ? 375 00:21:12,698 --> 00:21:15,530 Well, yeah. Of course. A bunch of them. 376 00:21:16,046 --> 00:21:17,541 My employees. 377 00:21:18,617 --> 00:21:22,732 If I had to choose between a one-night stand with some stupid cow I'd pick up at a bar, 378 00:21:22,836 --> 00:21:25,540 and these people, I'd pick them every time. 379 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:29,153 Because with them, it is an every-day stand. 380 00:21:29,948 --> 00:21:35,050 And I still know their names in the morning.