1 00:00:02,350 --> 00:00:05,222 - THE BUILDING'S CUSTODIAN IS ON VACATION FOR THE MONTH, 2 00:00:05,266 --> 00:00:07,224 AND DWIGHT IS TOO CHEAP TO HIRE A REPLACEMENT. 3 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:09,270 SO INSTEAD, WE'RE LIVING IN FILTH, 4 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:13,404 BUT NOT FOR LONG, BECAUSE I HAVE CREATED 5 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:14,449 THE CHORE WHEEL. 6 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:18,061 - HO-HO, YEAH. CAN I SPIN FIRST? 7 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:20,150 - WELL, IT DOESN'T SPIN. WE'LL JUST MOVE THE WHEEL 8 00:00:20,194 --> 00:00:23,327 ONE NOTCH EACH MORNING, AND YOU SEE WHAT CHORE 9 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:24,328 YOU GET THAT DAY. 10 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:25,677 - A WHEEL IS SUPPOSED TO SPIN. 11 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:27,723 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, LIKE "GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH 12 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:30,073 GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH--" - NO, I'M FAMILIAR 13 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:31,335 WITH SPINNING. IT'S JUST THAT WOULDN'T WORK 14 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:33,294 WITH THE CHORE WHEEL BECAUSE PEOPLE MIGHT GET 15 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:35,687 THE SAME CHORE-- - YUCK. BORING. 16 00:00:35,731 --> 00:00:37,341 ALL SHE TALKS ABOUT IS CHORES. 17 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:41,041 - A WHEEL WANTS TO SPIN, PAM. 18 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:43,130 - SPINNING WOULD BE MORE FUN. 19 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:47,830 - [exhales] OKAY. 20 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:50,354 - OKAY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 21 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:51,529 - WOO! - WOW! 22 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:55,316 - SPINNING! - BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY. 23 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,144 - YEAH! 24 00:00:57,187 --> 00:00:58,406 - MUG DUTY? 25 00:00:58,449 --> 00:01:01,365 - YES, YOU CLEAN ALL THE MUGS IN THE SINK. 26 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:03,106 - THIS SUCKS. 27 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,368 - YEAH, SERIOUSLY, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING 28 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:05,848 ON THERE'S WORK. 29 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:08,198 - I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE DOING THIS. 30 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:10,244 IT'S-- - YEAH, AND I DON'T THINK 31 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,202 THAT YOU UNDERSTAND WHEELS. 32 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:13,551 - [sighs] 33 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:15,727 I'VE BEEN THROUGH SEVERAL ROUNDS OF DEVELOPMENT 34 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:17,773 WITH THE TEAM, AND HERE'S WHERE WE STAND 35 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:21,124 WITH THE CHORE WHEEL. 36 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,560 WE'VE GOT PRIZES! 37 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:26,086 TEN BUCKS, CANDY BAR, MANAGER FOR AN HOUR. 38 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:29,524 BUT THERE ARE ALSO PENALTIES, LIKE NO INTERNET, 39 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:30,873 STANLEY GETS YOUR LUNCH. 40 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:33,093 THE ONE THING THAT IS NOT ON THE CHORE WHEEL 41 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:35,225 IS CHORES, BUT THEY WERE RIGHT. 42 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:36,705 IT'S MORE FUN THIS WAY. 43 00:01:36,748 --> 00:01:39,882 all: OH! 44 00:01:39,925 --> 00:01:41,666 - AHH! WHOO! 45 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:44,191 - TINY WHEEL! all: TINY WHEEL! 46 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:46,454 TINY WHEEL! TINY WHEEL! - THERE IT IS! 47 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:49,631 - THE TINY WHEEL ACTUALLY DOES HAVE CHORES. 48 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,415 IT'S SO CUTE, NO ONE SEEMS TO MIND. 49 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:52,503 TOILETS! - AWW. 50 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:55,898 [cheers] 51 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,595 - TINY WHEEL. - LUCKY! 52 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,249 - GOOD CHOICE. - WOO! 53 00:01:59,293 --> 00:02:02,339 [up-tempo music] 54 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:10,391 ♪ 55 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:22,403 - PAM, WE GOTTA GO! 56 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:26,842 CECE, GO BACK INSIDE. GRANDMA'S GOT BREAKFAST, OKAY? 57 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:30,324 WE ARE GOING TO ROY'S WEDDING. 58 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:31,542 YEP, ROY. 59 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:33,370 I THINK THE ONLY WEIRD THING ABOUT GOING 60 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:34,806 TO YOUR WIFE'S EX-FIANCEE'S WEDDING 61 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:37,157 ON A WEEKDAY AT 8 A.M. 62 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,245 IS THAT IT'S YOUR WIFE'S EX-FIANCEE. 63 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:41,204 - THANKS, MOM! 64 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:43,293 - BANANA? - YEAH. 65 00:02:43,337 --> 00:02:44,468 I'M AFRAID HE'S ONLY GONNA HAVE HOT DOGS. 66 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:45,730 - OH, COME ON, NOT EVEN ROY 67 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:47,297 WILL HAVE HOT DOGS AT HIS WEDDING. 68 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:49,560 - I PLANNED A WEDDING WITH HIM. HE WANTED HOT DOGS. 69 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:55,218 - JUST--IT'S SO WEIRD. 70 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:57,264 - OH, PETE, YOU'VE GOT MAIL. 71 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:58,613 - REALLY? I GOT SOMETHIN'? 72 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:00,354 - WELL, IT'S ADDRESSED TO CUSTOMER SERVICE, 73 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:01,659 SO IT'S YOUR MAIL. 74 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:03,357 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M ALSO CUSTOMER SERVICE. 75 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,401 - YEAH, I'M ALTERNATING. 76 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:05,663 - YAY. 77 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,317 ANOTHER PERSON YELLIN' AT ME. 78 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:09,232 - WELL, IT COULD BE A NICE LETTER. 79 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,886 I WRITE NICE LETTERS TO COMPANIES ALL THE TIME. 80 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,801 - THAT'S REALLY NICE. 81 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:15,499 - WOW, NEWSWEEK,HUH? 82 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:18,937 THIS ELECTION THING IS CRAZY, RIGHT? 83 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:20,591 - IT'S OPEN. 84 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,245 - OH, YEAH. I ACCIDENTALLY READ IT. 85 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:25,292 IT'S NOT A NICE LETTER. 86 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:29,687 - OKAY. 87 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:31,298 - GET EXCITED. 88 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:34,257 THE SPECIAL PROJECTS FAIRY HAS ARRIVED. 89 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:36,694 - I KNOW YOU DON'T REALLY EXIST. 90 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:39,349 - TODAY, I LAUNCH MY BIG CHARITY INITIATIVE, 91 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,264 "OPERATION: GIVE BACK." 92 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:44,354 ANDY HAS SHOT DOWN ALL OF MY SPECIAL PROJECTS THUS FAR, 93 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:47,270 BUT THIS ONE IS ABOUT CHARITY 94 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,968 SO I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM PISS ON THAT ONE. 95 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:53,363 [indistinct chatter] 96 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:54,625 - DARRYL! 97 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:56,018 - HO-O-O! WHAT'S HAPPENIN'? 98 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:57,454 - CONGRATULATIONS, BABY. YEAH. 99 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:59,587 - OH, THANK YOU. 100 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,548 - IS THIS HIS HOUSE? - THINK SO. 101 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:06,420 - MIMOSA? 102 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:08,378 - I'M OKAY. - THANK YOU. 103 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:12,034 - WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TAKE YOUR PEEL? 104 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:14,297 - YES, THANK YOU. 105 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,305 [sighs] - OKAY. 106 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:25,308 [phone rings] 107 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:26,396 - WHO'S THAT? 108 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,443 - UH, MY EX-FIANCEE. - HA-HA. 109 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:32,533 - I STARTED A NEW BUSINESS WITH MY COLLEGE FRIEND, 110 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,317 BUT PAM DOESN'T KNOW. 111 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:37,059 UM, ACTUALLY I-- I DID TELL PAM, 112 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:40,018 AND WE DECIDED NO, 113 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:42,325 BUT THEN I DECIDED "YES, ANYWAY," 114 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:45,502 SO I'M THINKING THERE'S ANOTHER CONVERSATION COMING, 115 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:47,461 AND IT'S HARD TO KNOW WHEN THAT WILL BE. 116 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:51,421 - WITH "OPERATION: GIVE BACK," YOU PICK THE CHARITIES 117 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:52,553 DUNDER MIFFLIN SUPPORTS. 118 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:55,556 - AW, BOY. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 119 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:57,601 - THERE'S $4,000 TO GIVE AWAY, 120 00:04:57,645 --> 00:04:59,603 SO WHO HAS FILLED OUT THEIR FORMS? 121 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:02,780 STANLEY? - AMERICAN DIABETES ASSOCIATION. 122 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:05,566 - UM, YOU HAVE DIABETES, STANLEY. 123 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:08,569 I'M SORRY, IS THE ASSIGNMENT TO PICK A SELFISH CHARITY? 124 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:11,354 - I, UH, I WOULD LOVE TO GIVE-- 125 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:12,660 - HEIFERS INTERNATIONAL. 126 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:15,402 LISTEN TO THIS. THEY GIVE A POOR PERSON 127 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:17,360 LIKE A GOAT OR SOMETHING. 128 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:18,753 IT'S A GREAT PRANK. 129 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,537 - I WANNA WORK WITH, UH, JIMMY CARTER 130 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:21,669 AND HELP BUILD GNOMES. 131 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:23,323 - DWIGHT, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 132 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:24,628 - I WILL NOT BE PARTICIPATING, 133 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,022 AS THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THAT CHARITY WORKS. 134 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:29,111 - UH, CORRECTION-- I GIVE TO A FOUNDATION 135 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:30,460 THAT TEACHES HOMELESS CHILDREN 136 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:33,420 NAUTICAL FLAG SIGNALING-- CHANGES LIVES. 137 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:36,379 - THANK YOU, ANDY. - I'M NOT DOING IT FOR YOU. 138 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,467 I'M DOING IT FOR THE PRESERVATION 139 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,077 OF NAUTICAL FLAG SIGNALING. 140 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:41,036 - DWIGHT, YOU WILL BE PARTICIPATING. 141 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:43,517 - NO, THANK YOU. - PARTICIPATION IS MANDATORY, 142 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:47,129 DWIGHT, BUT YOU CAN CHOOSE WHATEVER CAUSE YOU LIKE. 143 00:05:47,172 --> 00:05:51,046 - FINE, I CHOOSE THE GLOBAL RELIEF FOUNDATION... 144 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:53,004 - GREAT, THANK YOU-- - WHICH WAS RECENTLY DISCOVERED 145 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:55,093 TO BE A FRONT FOR THE TALIBAN! 146 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:57,008 - OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE. - OH, YEAH. 147 00:05:57,052 --> 00:06:00,664 THE TALIBAN IN AF-A-GHANISTAN. 148 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:04,625 - THE TALIBAN IS THE WORST. 149 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:06,017 GREAT HEROIN, THOUGH. 150 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,933 - DWIGHT, I CANNOT HAVE THE TALIBAN ON THE ROSTER 151 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:10,195 OF "OPERATION: GIVE BACK." 152 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:11,458 - WELL, THEN, IT LOOKS LIKE THERE WON'T BE 153 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,851 ANY "OPERATION: GIVE BACK." [chuckles] 154 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:15,723 THE NANNY STATE IS OVER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 155 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:19,422 YOU'RE WELCOME. 156 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,034 - THERE HE IS. 157 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:25,036 IS IT ALMOST TIME TO CUT THE PANCAKE, OR WHAT? 158 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,169 - AW, YEAH. WE APPRECIATE EVERYONE 159 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:29,084 COMING SO EARLY. 160 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:30,564 EVERYONE'S JUST BEEN SO NICE. 161 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:32,043 - THANKS FOR INVITING US, BY THE WAY. 162 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:33,088 THAT WAS--THAT WAS A SURPRISE. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 163 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:35,046 - COME ON, IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, 164 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,700 I NEVER WOULD'VE MET LAURA. 165 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:38,920 BUT SERIOUSLY, COULD'VE DODGED A BULLET ON THAT ONE. 166 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:40,051 JUST KIDDING. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 167 00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:41,705 - THANKS. 168 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,011 OHH. 169 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:45,709 - BY THE WAY, MAN, THIS PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL. 170 00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:47,755 - I STARTED A GRAVEL COMPANY. I MEAN, WHO KNEW 171 00:06:47,798 --> 00:06:48,843 IT WOULD TAKE OFF? 172 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:50,584 - GRAVEL COMPANY. - YEAH. 173 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:51,715 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 174 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:54,631 - NOT GRAVEL, OBVIOUSLY. - [chuckles] 175 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:55,763 - NAH, THINGS ARE GOOD. THINGS ARE GOOD. 176 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:57,068 GOT SOME STUFF IN THE WORKS, SO... 177 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:59,070 - OH, COOL. - YEAH, YOU NEVER KNOW. 178 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:02,552 - HEY, BRO, STOP WASTING TIME WITH THIS HAIRCUT. 179 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:05,076 HE'S GOT A $50,000 SPORTS CAR. 180 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,643 - CHEERS. - OKAY, KENNY. 181 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,906 - DUNCAN, LISTEN, I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT, 182 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,168 BUT WHERE AM I GONNA FIND SOMEBODY 183 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:12,693 THAT'S PRETTY, SMART AND WELL-INFORMED, HUH? 184 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:14,085 HOLD ON--HOLD ON! 185 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:20,222 ERIN, DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY THAT MIGHT-- 186 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:22,572 OH, MY GOSH. 187 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:24,095 YOU LOVE THE NEWS, RIGHT? 188 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:25,662 - WELL, IT DEPENDS. 189 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:28,839 I MEAN, SOMETIMES I FIND OUT THINGS THAT ARE REALLY SAD. 190 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,014 - WELL, I GOT A BUDDY 191 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:31,886 THAT'S A BIG TIME LOCAL NEWS PRODUCER, 192 00:07:31,929 --> 00:07:34,758 AND I CAN'T TELL YOU HIS NAME, BUT IT'D BLOW YOUR MIND. 193 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,499 - UH, IS IT DUNCAN? 194 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:37,761 - HE'S LOOKING FOR ON-AIR TALENT, 195 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:39,937 AND HE'D KILL ME IF I DIDN'T GET YOU ON TAPE. 196 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:41,461 - YOU MEAN PUT ME ON THE NEWS? 197 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,898 - YOU'LL JUST COME OVER, PUT ON A LITTLE LIPSTICK, 198 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:45,552 LOOSEN UP WITH A GLASS OF RED WINE, 199 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,902 AND THEN WE'LL JUST RUN THROUGH A FEW STORIES. 200 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:49,381 YOU KNOW, A COUPLE DIFFERENT WAYS 201 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:51,471 WITH A COUPLE DIFFERENT OUTFITS. IT'D BE REALLY TASTEFUL, 202 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,777 AND IT'D REALLY HELP ME OUT WITH DUNC-- 203 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:56,127 WITH MY FRIEND. 204 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:57,651 WHAT'D YOU SAY? EHH-- 205 00:07:57,694 --> 00:07:59,914 - NO, MAYBE, OKAY? LET ME THINK ABOUT IT. 206 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:01,219 - OKAY. 207 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:03,483 - WOO. - THINK IT OVER. 208 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:07,791 - NO, CLARK'S NOT MY FRIEND. 209 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:10,272 HE IS THE DOUCHE THAT SITS NEXT TO ME AT THE OFFICE. 210 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:12,709 MY FRIENDS ARE SCOTT, GLENN AND ROB, 211 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:14,537 BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. 212 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,626 - I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT MUCH ABOUT BEING MORE 213 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:18,933 THAN A RECEPTIONIST, BUT WHY? 214 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:21,152 BECAUSE I HAPPENED TO ANSWER A "HELP WANTED" AD 215 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,371 TO BE A RECEPTIONIST? 216 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:25,809 I MEAN, WHAT IF THE AD HAD BEEN FOR A CEO 217 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,289 OR FOR A BRAIN SURGEON? 218 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,987 - SO, UH, IT WAS A YEAR AGO TODAY 219 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,076 THAT I MET LAURA. 220 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,817 I THOUGHT SHE WAS MY WAITRESS, 221 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:35,819 AND, UH, [chuckles] TOOK HER THREE WEEKS 222 00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:37,821 TO TELL ME THAT SHE ACTUALLY OWNED THE PLACE. 223 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:39,127 YOU ARE FULL OF SURPRISES. 224 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:42,260 YOU ARE MY BEAUTIFUL MYSTERY GIRL, 225 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:45,655 AND TODAY, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 226 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,614 [clears throat] 227 00:08:47,657 --> 00:08:49,311 - HE PLAYS PIANO? 228 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:50,704 - NO. 229 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:52,183 ROY? NO. 230 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,751 - YOU KNOW HOW I SAID I WAS TAKING BOXING LESSONS? 231 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:56,666 ACTUALLY, I WAS DOING THIS, 232 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:59,277 UM, SO, I HOPE THAT YOU LIKE IT. 233 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:01,584 [clears throat] 234 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,891 - YOU GOT THIS, ROY. 235 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:07,329 [down-tempo music] 236 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:13,117 - ♪ SHE'S GOT A WA-A-AY ABOUT HER ♪ 237 00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:15,772 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ♪ 238 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:20,168 ♪ BUT I KNOW THAT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER ♪ 239 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,735 ♪ SHE'S GOT A WAY-- 240 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:26,043 - WE STILL SURPRISE EACH OTHER. 241 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:29,220 - DEFINITELY. 242 00:09:29,264 --> 00:09:31,875 - YOU KNOW, I NEVER DID IT, BUT FOR YOUR 30TH BIRTHDAY, 243 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,703 I REALLY WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU. 244 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,662 - COURTSIDE SEATS. SIXERS. 245 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:38,186 - YES, BUT WHAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU 246 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,014 IS THAT I ACTUALLY BOUGHT THE TICKETS. 247 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,232 WE ONLY DIDN'T GO BECAUSE IT WAS-- 248 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,146 - IT WAS AN AWAY GAME. 249 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,887 - IN PHOENIX. 250 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,280 THEY SHOULD REALLY TELL YOU THAT MORE SPECIFICALLY. 251 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,195 I MEAN, EVERY GAME IS AN AWAY GAME 252 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,327 FOR ONE OF THE TEAMS. 253 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,854 DO WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EACH OTHER? 254 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:56,639 - NO. 255 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,249 - TELL ME ONE THING ABOUT YOU I DON'T KNOW. 256 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:00,121 - [chuckles] 257 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:03,951 UM, OKAY. 258 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:08,651 - OH, HERE'S ONE. 259 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,087 DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME 260 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,263 THAT MY BROTHERS VIDEOTAPED THE LOTTERY ANNOUNCEMENT 261 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:14,309 AND BOUGHT THE WINNING NUMBERS THE NEXT DAY, 262 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,659 AND THEN, PLAYED THE TAPE FOR ME THE NEXT WEEK-- 263 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:17,878 - AND YOU THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE MILLIONAIRES. 264 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,140 - YOU HEARD THAT ONE. 265 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,142 - YES, BUT THERE'S--WAIT. OH! 266 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,013 THERE'S A FUNNY ENDING TO THAT STORY. 267 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,885 I CAN'T REMEMBER. 268 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:26,103 - THAT I THOUGHT WE WERE MILLIONAIRES. 269 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:26,930 - THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE MILLIONAIRES. 270 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,279 - YEP. - THAT'S FUNNY. 271 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,803 - SHOOT, I KNEW THAT ONE! - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 272 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:32,849 - THE SENATOR AND I STILL HAVE MYSTERY. 273 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,068 I'M ALWAYS WAITING TO SEE 274 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,635 WHAT HE'S GONNA SURPRISE ME WITH NEXT. 275 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,941 [spits] 276 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:41,771 [coughs] 277 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:44,078 [continues coughing] 278 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,167 - YOU ALL RIGHT? 279 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,214 - YOU SUPPORT THE TALIBAN ABROAD, 280 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:54,697 SO I ASSUME YOU'RE WILLING TO LIVE BY THEIR RULES HERE. 281 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,394 - ANYTHING ELSE WOULD BE INCONSISTENT. 282 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,092 - WILL YOU JOIN ME THEN IN A PLEDGE 283 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:02,139 TO LIVE BY TALIBAN LAW IN THIS OFFICE? 284 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:08,668 - ABSOLUTELY, I WILL. 285 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,283 I FEARED NELLY HAD SOME SORT OF A PLAN, 286 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,372 BUT SHE USED A RIDICULOUS FONT. 287 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:18,852 [snorts] 288 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,723 [in Cockney accent] YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN! 289 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,943 - WHEN YOU USE A RIDICULOUS FONT, 290 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:25,032 NO ONE THINKS YOU HAVE A PLAN. 291 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,992 LOOKING FOR THIS? 292 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:31,995 - WHAT THE-- 293 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,041 - OH, THIS IS A LOVELY PEN, 294 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:37,261 [exhales] AND IT'S MINE NOW, BECAUSE I STOLE IT. 295 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:40,003 - GIMME THAT. - DIDN'T YOU SIGN A CONTRACT 296 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,091 TO LIVE UNDER TALIBAN LAW? 297 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,006 AND NOW, THERE'S BEEN A THEFT. 298 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,139 THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, 299 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:49,012 OR SOMEONE'S GETTING THEIR HAND CUT OFF. 300 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:51,014 - YOU'RE INSANE. - I KNOW, 301 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,712 SO IT'S BETTER THAT YOU PICK ANOTHER CHARITY. 302 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:55,279 - OH, AND LET YOUR PRECIOUS "OPERATION: POWER GRAB" 303 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,759 PROCEED UNCHECKED? 304 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:57,847 NO, THANK YOU. 305 00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:02,112 - IN THAT CASE, YOU... 306 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:06,073 WILL HAVE TO CHOP OFF MY HAND. 307 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,861 - THIS CLEAVER APPEARS TO NEED SHARPENING. 308 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,037 I SUGGEST YOU SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER, 309 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:16,866 JUST YOU AND YOUR HAND, TIE A SHOE, TOSS A SALAD. 310 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,738 DO ANY OF THE TWO-HAND ACTIVITIES 311 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,087 THAT YOU'LL MISS THE MOST. 312 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:23,046 - I TELL YOU WHAT. I NEED TO MAKE THREE CALLS. 313 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:26,528 AND THEN AFTER THAT, YOU CAN BECOME A PERSON 314 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,922 WHO CHOPS OFF PEOPLE'S HANDS. 315 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,794 - SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN. 316 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,057 - CLARK WANTS TO FILM YOU IN DIFFERENT OUTFITS 317 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,407 INSIDE HIS APARTMENT? - YEAH. 318 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:41,325 - CLARK, YOU AND I NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT. 319 00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:47,027 WHAT CLOTHES DOES ERIN NEED FOR THIS NEWS AUDITION? 320 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:50,334 - UH, A COUPLE OF BUTTON-DOWNS, 321 00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:53,773 A CAMISOLE, A BLAZER, A PENCIL SKIRT, 322 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,036 STILETTOS, MAYBE A-- NO, NO, NOT MAYBE, 323 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,907 DEFINITELY OPEN-TOED. 324 00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,475 UH, SOMETHING LOW-CUT, BECAUSE THE CAMERA 325 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:01,868 MAKES EVERYTHING SEEM HIGHER-CUT. 326 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,913 - REALLY? - YEAH, INDUSTRY SECRET. 327 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,915 YOU'RE GONNA WANT SOME OF THOSE PANTYHOSE 328 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,003 WITH THE SEAM UP THE BACK. 329 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,439 - SEEMS UNNECESSARY FOR AN AUDITION. 330 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:09,963 - AND THEN, YOU KNOW, MAYBE JUST A ROBE 331 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,269 TO WEAR IN BETWEEN TAKES, BUT I PROBABLY GOT ONE 332 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,880 THAT SHE COULD BORROW AT MY PLACE, SO-- 333 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,055 - THANK GOD SOMEONE HERE KNOWS 334 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,839 WHAT THEY'RE TALKIN' ABOUT. [chuckles] 335 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,101 I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS CREDIT CARD. 336 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:21,278 TAKE ERIN TO THE MALL, AND GET THAT STUFF. 337 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,019 - I ABSOLUTELY WILL DO THAT. 338 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,847 - AWESOME. 339 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,023 PLOP. 340 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,372 - [blows lips] 341 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:32,289 GUESS I'LL JUST HEAD OVER TO THE MALL THEN, 342 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:35,989 BUY ERIN SOME SEXY, FUN OUTFITS. 343 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,468 - THAT CLARK, HUH? 344 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,600 [growls] 345 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,036 [mimics explosion] 346 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,864 - NEXT QUESTION FOR OUR OLDYWEDS. 347 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,997 - WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST PLACE YOU EVER MADE WHOOPEE? 348 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,172 - LANGUAGE. 349 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,869 - WHO WAS PAM'S FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH? 350 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:50,917 - OH, THIS IS GOOD, OKAY. - PAM'S FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH. 351 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,266 - [whispering] JOHN STAMOS. 352 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,833 - READY? - UH-HUH. 353 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,922 - JOHN STAMOS. - OH, YES! 354 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,141 - JOHN STAMOS WAS TEMPORARY. I QUICKLY MOVED ON TO JOHNNY-- 355 00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,578 - JOHNNY DEPP. 356 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,498 UH, UM, I WAS HAVING A SEPARATE CONVERSATION 357 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,458 WITH KEVIN? 358 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,416 UH, JOHNNY DEPP. 359 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:14,462 - TOTALLY. GEORGE CLOONEY. [phone rings] 360 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,985 - MM-HMM. 361 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,204 - OKAY, I'LL HAVE ONE. I HAVE ONE. 362 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,683 [overlapping chatter] 363 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,295 - WHERE IS THE CRAZIEST PLACE YOU EVER MADE WHOOPEE? 364 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,427 - KEVIN, STOP IT WITH THAT QUESTION. 365 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,908 - RIGHT? 366 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,041 AND DID YOU SHOW THEM THE MARKET--YEAH. 367 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,174 AND WHAT'D THEY SAY? 368 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,089 THAT'S AWESOME. [chuckles] 369 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,352 THAT--AW, MY GOD. WOW. 370 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,180 IT'S NOT EVEN REAL YET, 371 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:41,141 AND I'M NOT GONNA TELL HER UNTIL IT'S REAL. 372 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,186 - I THINK MAYBE THEY'RE ACTUALLY IS SOMETHING 373 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,623 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT JIM. 374 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,411 - GO AHEAD. 375 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,021 - EVERYONE, WE HAVE A VOLUNTARY MEETING 376 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:55,285 IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM TO DISCUSS ERIN'S CONFIDENCE. 377 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,026 - HER BODY. WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT HER BODY. 378 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,158 GOOD. GREAT JOB. 379 00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,637 - ANDY MADE ME HIS CONSIGLIERE, 380 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,552 WHICH MEANS ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER. 381 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,337 I GUESS HE THOUGHT I'D BE INTO THE GODFATHER 382 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,514 BECAUSE I'M BLACK. 383 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,255 WRONG! 384 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:11,562 I'M INTO THE GODFATHER 'CAUSE I'M A CINEPHILE. 385 00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,173 I LIKE SCARFACE 'CAUSE I'M BLACK. 386 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:16,916 - ERIN HAS AN AUDITION TO BE A NEWSCASTER. 387 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,395 all: WOW! - WOO! 388 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:21,050 - UH-HUH. - CONGRATULATIONS! 389 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:24,010 - AND I WANT HER TO FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE 390 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,533 IN HER VERY SEXY SKIN, 391 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,970 SO EVERYBODY SAY SOMETHING THAT YOU LIKE 392 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,232 ABOUT HER BODY, ALL RIGHT? 393 00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:31,234 DARRYL. - OKAY. 394 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:34,934 UM, I LIKE ERIN'S HAIR. THOSE ARE VERY PRETTY COLORS. 395 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,587 - YEAH, RIGHT? - I'M SORRY. 396 00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:39,068 THIS IS FOR A NEWS AUDITION? - YEAH. 397 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,636 - THEN WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HER LOOKS? 398 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:44,291 WHY NOT HER CREDIBILITY OR HER RELIABILITY? 399 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:47,033 - NEWS FLASH, EVERYONE-- THE HUMAN RACE 400 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,035 FINDS ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE MORE TRUSTWORTHY. 401 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,514 - SO SORRY, ANDY, BUT FOR 20 YEARS, 402 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,256 THE MOST TRUSTED MAN IN AMERICA: WALTER CRONKITE. 403 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,866 - CRONKITE WAS HOT. 404 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,999 IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, I'D TAKE THAT MOUSTACHE RIDE. 405 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,522 - DOES ERIN HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE? 406 00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:01,090 HAS SHE TAKEN ANY JOURNALISM CLASSES, MAYBE? 407 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,962 - HAS SHE DONE THE PAGEANT CIRCUIT? 408 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,442 - NO, I WATCH THE NEWS-- - SHE'S GONNA BE AMAZING. 409 00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,140 LOOK AT HER. SHE'S GONNA LIGHT UP THE SCREEN. 410 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,532 - THIS IS A FIRST FOR ME, 411 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,099 AND I DON'T GET A LOT OF CHANCES, 412 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,667 SO I HAVE TO TAKE THEM REALLY SERIOUSLY. 413 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:15,626 I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THE JOB. 414 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:18,368 - WHATEVER IT TAKES. - YEAH, I KNOW, I HEARD. 415 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,506 - THIS IS IT. 416 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,464 ANY QUESTIONS? - IS IT GONNA BE NUMB? 417 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,163 - NO, IT'S GONNA BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. 418 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:33,731 - MM-HMM. 419 00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:37,518 - AFGHAN PRESIDENT HAMID KARZAI DECLARED A NEW POLICY 420 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,259 OF DOLLAR DAYS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY, 421 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,565 PROMISING LOW, LOW PRICES 422 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:45,439 ON ALL 2012 KIA SENTRAS AND SONATAS. 423 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,528 "AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU WAITED?" KARZAI COMMENTED. 424 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:51,140 - UM, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT STORY? 425 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,186 - A LITTLE BIT HERE, A LITTLE BIT THERE. 426 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,536 I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK I KNEW CURRENT EVENTS. 427 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:56,798 - I LOVE IT. 428 00:16:56,841 --> 00:17:00,497 IT'S FANTASTIC. NOW, TAG IT WITH YOUR NAME. 429 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,499 - FOR CHANNEL 11 NEWS, I'M ERIN HANNON. 430 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,328 - PAUSE AFTER NEWS. 431 00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,156 - FOR CHANNEL 11 NEWS, 432 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,332 I'M ERIN HANNON. - NO, PAUSE LONGER. 433 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:12,248 - THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. - PAUSE--PAUSE--PAUSE LONGER. 434 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:14,337 OKAY, BUILD SUSPENSE. DON'T BE SHY. 435 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:17,123 - GOT IT. [clears throat] 436 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:21,214 FOR CHANNEL 11 NEWS... 437 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,091 - WHAT, IT'S-- 438 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,092 - I'M ERIN HANNON. 439 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,224 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 440 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,834 GREAT. 441 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,705 SOME GREAT STUFF IN THERE. 442 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,360 - I CAN FEEL YOU LOOKING AT ME. 443 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:42,278 - OKAY, WELL HERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW. 444 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,411 A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO... - MM-HMM. 445 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,587 - I RAN INTO THIS GUY FROM MY HIGH SCHOOL 446 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,068 WHO HAS JUST GOTTEN DIVORCED, 447 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,765 AND HE HIT ON ME IN THE MALL. 448 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,681 AND I DIDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE--I DON'T KNOW, 449 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,726 I FELT EMBARRASSED, AND I DIDN'T KNOW 450 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,554 IF YOU'D BE MAD OR WORRIED, 451 00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:01,645 BUT ANYWAY, I THOUGHT YOU'D WANNA KNOW. 452 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,734 - THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. 453 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,301 YOU WOULD'VE TOLD ME RIGHT AWAY. 454 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,173 - YEAH, I WOULD'VE. - [chuckles] 455 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,565 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 456 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,133 COME ON, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING. 457 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,570 BETWEEN YOUR BIRTH AND THE LAST TWO DAYS, 458 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,572 SOMETHING YOU JUST HAVEN'T HAD THE CHANCE TO TELL ME. 459 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:19,707 - UH... 460 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:23,580 - JUST TELL ME. 461 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:26,366 - GOD, GIVE IT UP, BEESLY. YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL. 462 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:32,763 - [grunting] 463 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:44,775 [grunts] 464 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:45,907 - HEY. - HMM. 465 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,736 - UM, I KNEW SOMETHING BOTHERED ME, 466 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,433 AND I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT. 467 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:51,652 WHAT NEWS PRODUCERS ARE GONNA WANNA SEE 468 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,349 IS HOW ERIN RELATES TO THE OTHER PEOPLE 469 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,872 ON THE NEWS TEAM. - OH. 470 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:58,137 - THE WEIRD THING IS ERIN IS DOING THE AUDITION ALONE. 471 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,355 - OH, GOD. 472 00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:02,228 - NOW, I'D SAY CLARK COULD BE YOUR CO-HOST. 473 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,707 HE'S ALREADY DOING CAMERA. - [scoffs] 474 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:07,233 - SOMEBODY WHO'S ALREADY GOT RAPPORT WITH ERIN, MAYBE. 475 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:08,408 I DON'T KNOW. 476 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,540 - [grunts] 477 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,586 HEY, THIS IS FOR REAL THIS TIME. 478 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,196 [grunts] 479 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,589 - IT'S GETTIN' LATE. 480 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:19,941 THOUGHT YOU GUYS COULD USE A LITTLE INSPIRATION. 481 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:22,248 - OH, A MOVIE. 482 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,293 WHAT IS THIS? - 127 HOURS. 483 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,642 IT'S ABOUT THIS GUY WHO-- - NO, NO, NO, NO, 484 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,470 NO SPOILERS. PLEASE. - MY BAD, MY BAD-- 485 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,690 - NO-- - YOU'RE RIGHT, OKAY. 486 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,474 GOOD NIGHT. 487 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,610 - HEY! - HEY. 488 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,656 - EVERYBODY. - YEAH. 489 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:40,701 - COME IN. - ALL RIGHT. 490 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:41,745 - COME ON IN. - [gasps] WOW! 491 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:44,357 - THANKS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 492 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,836 - [exhales] SORRY, MAN. 493 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,361 ANDY THOUGHT ERIN NEED A CO-ANCHOR. 494 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,841 I'M MAKEUP GUY. MY HANDS ARE TIED. 495 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,843 - [sighs] - THE VICTIM WAS RELEASED 496 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:55,672 FROM THE HOSPITAL WITH SECOND-DEGREE BURNS. 497 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,892 - OH, WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ERIN? 498 00:19:57,935 --> 00:19:59,502 IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, 499 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:02,679 GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN. 500 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,507 - WELL, HE TRIED TO, BUT THE FIRE DOOR WAS BLOCKED. 501 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,640 - HE SURE DID. [chuckles] - ALL RIGHT. 502 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:07,858 WE GOT THAT. THAT'S A RAP EVERYBODY. 503 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,425 - [sighs] - IT'S JUST--YOU SURE, CLARK? 504 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,644 - YEP, SHE'S DONE. 505 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,602 - NO, I JUST-- I DON'T MEAN ERIN. 506 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,997 I MEAN FOR ME. I DIDN'T FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT. 507 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,694 - OH, NO, WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT. 508 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:20,262 - GREAT! LET'S GET SOME FOOD. I'M STARVING. 509 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,872 - I DON'T THINK WE DID GET IT. 510 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:25,354 I COULD DO A COUPLE MORE TAKES. WE COULD DO IT IN CLOSE-UP. 511 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:28,401 THAT MIGHT EVEN BE BETTER FOR EDITING. 512 00:20:28,444 --> 00:20:29,880 - OKAY, I DON'T. 513 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,534 - ALL RIGHT. 514 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,449 - I'M HUNGRY. 515 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:36,844 - UH, PETE, YOU WANNA TAKE ERIN TO GET A BURGER OR SOMETHING? 516 00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,933 - YEAH, WHATEVER YOU SAY, BOSS. - OKAY. 517 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,282 I'LL CALL YOU LATER. - OKAY. 518 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,457 - OKAY. - GREAT JOB. 519 00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,807 - [clears throat] SO THIS IS A SINGLE. 520 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:45,635 - HEY, EVEN THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT FOR ME, 521 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,637 I'M JUST GLAD I HAD THE GUTS TO DO IT, 522 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,771 AND MAYBE IT'LL WORK OUT FOR ANDY. 523 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,779 - OH, THAT IS ABSOLUTELY REVOLTING! 524 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:01,695 - YEAH. - HE IS SO GOOD, THOUGH... 525 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:02,826 - YES. 526 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,393 - THE WAY HE JUST CUTS OFF HIS ARM. 527 00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:06,134 - IF YOU LIKE JAMES FRANCO, WE REALLY SHOULD WATCH 528 00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:07,788 RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. 529 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,833 - WELL, HE'S A GENIUS, YOU KNOW? 530 00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:12,662 HE WAS IN GRADUATE PROGRAMS AT YALE, COLUMBIA AND NYU 531 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,229 ALL AT THE SAME TIME. - WHOOP-DE-DOO. 532 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,796 THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A GENIUS. 533 00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,058 - WELL, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU STUPID. 534 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,668 - OH, YEAH, IT DOES. ACTUALLY, IT MAKES YOU 535 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,714 REAL STUPID. - OH, STUPID LIKE YOU. 536 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,150 - NO, LIKE YOU. - LIKE YOU. 537 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,370 - YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE. both: YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE. 538 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,241 - YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU-- - YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE.