1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:03,438 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, GREAT SEASON OF SOFTBALL. 2 00:00:03,481 --> 00:00:05,005 I'M SUPER PROUD OF YOU GUYS, 3 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:07,398 AND I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS LITTLE HIGHLIGHT REEL 4 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:09,226 THAT I PUT TOGETHER. 5 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:11,054 all: DUNDER MIFFLIN! 6 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:13,665 - ANDY BERNARD PRESENTS SUMMER SOFTBALL: 7 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:15,928 EPIC FAILS. 8 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:18,061 [fart] FAIL. 9 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,367 [fart] FAIL. 10 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,151 - THAT'S ME. - [fart] FAIL. 11 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:22,805 - IS THIS LIKE A BLOOPER REEL? 12 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:25,547 - A BLOOPER REEL? WHAT IS THIS, 2005? 13 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:27,418 DO I LOOK LIKE BOB SAGET? 14 00:00:27,462 --> 00:00:29,507 FAIL! 15 00:00:29,551 --> 00:00:31,770 WHO'S THIS GUY? 16 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:33,598 - ♪ MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW ♪ 17 00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:35,513 LOOK AT HIM DANCE. FAIL! 18 00:00:35,557 --> 00:00:36,558 - FAIL. 19 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:38,081 - I DESERVE THAT. 20 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:40,518 - ♪ DOONT-DE-DOONT-DE-DOONT, DOONT-DE-DOONT-DE-DOONT ♪ 21 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:41,998 - THAT WAS A TRIPLE. 22 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,696 - CAN'T TAKE THE FAIL? GET OUT OF THE FAIL VIDEO! 23 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:45,697 - MY PLEASURE. 24 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:47,351 - [high-pitched] HI, I'M PETE. 25 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:49,745 PUBERTY IS SUCH A DRAG, MAN. 26 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:53,140 AND I'M CLARK. I LIKE TO EAT TOILET PAPER. 27 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:54,837 WE FAIL. 28 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:58,797 I'D LIKE TO TAKE A SOLEMN MOMENT TO REMEMBER JERRY, 29 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:01,191 IN THE WAREHOUSE, WHO PASSED AWAY THIS YEAR. 30 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:04,455 [farting] 31 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,111 WELL, THAT'S ALL, FOLKS. 32 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:10,070 SKI YOU LATER, EVERYBODY. 33 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:11,680 THANKS FOR A GREAT SEASON. 34 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:13,464 - WHAT WAS THAT? 35 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:16,467 THAT WAS JUST NORMAL VIDEO WITH YOU MAKING VULGAR NOISES. 36 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,295 - WELL, I WORKED WITH WHAT I HAD, OSCAR. 37 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:22,430 NEXT TIME, DO MORE FAIL-IER STUFF, OKAY? 38 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:23,605 - WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT VIDEO I SENT YOU? 39 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:25,824 - OH, THAT WASN'T-- THAT DIDN'T WORK. 40 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:26,912 THAT WAS... NOT THE RIGHT THING. 41 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:28,044 - WAIT, LET'S SEE IT. - PLAY IT. 42 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,612 - I THINK I GOT IT RIGHT HERE. - NO-- 43 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:33,702 [crowd cheering] 44 00:01:37,358 --> 00:01:39,316 - OH! 45 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,536 - FORGOT ABOUT THIS. [laughter] 46 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,103 [all clapping] 47 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:44,452 - THAT WAS NOT A FAIL. 48 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:46,584 THAT WAS ACTUALLY A SERIOUS ACCIDENT 49 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,064 THAT COULD'VE RESULTED IN SEVERE BODILY HARM. 50 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,718 all: FAIL, FAIL, FAIL. - YOU'RE ALL FAILING RIGHT NOW. 51 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:51,937 CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EPIC FAIL 52 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:54,114 OF THE USE OF THE WORD FAIL. 53 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:57,117 [cheerful music] 54 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:03,427 ♪ 55 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:05,647 [alarm beeping] 56 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:09,390 - OH, GOD. 57 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:10,826 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 58 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:12,610 - NOTHING, NOTHING IS GOING ON. KEEP MOVING, PLEASE. 59 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:14,046 - WHAT'S HE MEASURING? 60 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:16,179 - OKAY, EXCUSE ME, I'M THE LANDLORD. 61 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:17,485 THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THE MANAGEMENT, 62 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:18,616 NO ONE ELSE, PLEASE. 63 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,357 - IT'S AN EMF HOTSPOT. 64 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:21,837 - [gasps] OH, MY GOD! 65 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,274 IT STANDS FOR ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELDS GENERALLY CAUSED 66 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:26,668 BY A CONCENTRATION OF WIRING IN ONE AREA, 67 00:02:26,711 --> 00:02:28,539 ESPECIALLY IF POORLY INSULATED. 68 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,454 DWIGHT? 69 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:33,501 - UM, OKAY, I'M JUST WALKING INTO THIS. 70 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:36,634 AM I TO UNDERSTAND THERE'S A BEEHIVE IN THE WALL? 71 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:39,463 - YOU THINK I HAVE A MACHINE FOR MEASURING BEEHIVES? 72 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,117 - I WAS JUST ASKING A QUESTION, TOBY. 73 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,684 HOW ARE YOU NOT MURDERED EVERY HOUR? 74 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:45,687 - WELL, I'M NOT GETTING PAID TO WORK IN A MICROWAVE OVEN. 75 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:49,691 - OKAY, LISTEN, EVERYTHING HERE IS UP TO CODE. 76 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:52,302 OH, THE WIRES NEED INSULATION. 77 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:55,653 IT'S A WIRE, PEOPLE. I'M NOT BUYING IT A FUR COAT. 78 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:01,877 - THANK YOU. - YOU GOT IT. 79 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:05,097 LAST WEEK, I FINALLY TOLD PAM ABOUT THE OTHER JOB 80 00:03:05,141 --> 00:03:07,274 I TOOK IN PHILLY, THE SIDE JOB. - THANK YOU. 81 00:03:07,317 --> 00:03:10,929 - AND SHE WAS SO INCREDIBLY COOL ABOUT IT. 82 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:15,064 AND NOW, I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING HUGE FOR HER. 83 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:17,240 LIKE IF WE WERE IN SOME BIKER BAR, 84 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:18,720 AND SHE MOUTHED OFF TO SOME BIKERS, 85 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:21,549 AND THEY CAME LUMBERING OVER, AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAM! 86 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:24,204 GOTTA GO THROUGH ME FIRST." 87 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:32,124 [knocks at door] 88 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,735 - ANDY, COULD I HAVE A WORD, PLEASE? 89 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:35,258 UM, IT WON'T TAKE A MOMENT. 90 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:36,694 IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, 91 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:38,740 AND IT REALLY HAS TO HAPPEN NOW. 92 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:41,438 - FINE, I WILL GIVE YOU ONE MINUTE-- 93 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:43,223 - OH, PLEASE, DON'T USE THE HOURGLASS. 94 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,399 - YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE, AND YOUR MINUTE HAS BEGUN, 95 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:47,531 AND NO TIME WILL BE ADDED AT THE END, 96 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:49,620 EVEN TO ACCOMMODATE THIS SENTENCE 97 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:52,493 WITH ALL OF ITS BAROQUE-DEPENDENT CLAUSES 98 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:56,497 AND CASCADING TURNS OF PHRASE. 99 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,281 - I'M TRYING TO ADOPT A BABY. 100 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:01,589 - A BABY WHAT? A HUMAN? 101 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:04,679 - AND THE AGENCY REQUIRE CHARACTER REFERENCE 102 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:05,723 FROM MY EMPLOYER. 103 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:06,898 - OH. 104 00:04:06,942 --> 00:04:08,204 - YOU WON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. 105 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,205 I WOULD WRITE THE LETTER MYSELF. 106 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,294 YOU'D JUST NEED TO SIGN IT, SO-- 107 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:17,039 - OKAY, AND FALL RIGHT INTO YOUR PLAGIARISM-ENTRAPMENT SCHEME? 108 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:19,520 I DON'T THINK SO. - IT'S NOT-- 109 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:22,305 - AND I HAPPEN TO NOTICE YOU'RE DOWN TO ABOUT 30 SECONDS HERE. 110 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:23,785 - WELL, THEN, IF I COULD JUST CONVINCE YOU THAT YOU-- 111 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:26,048 - AND THOSE SAND GRAINS ARE TUMBLING WITH FURY DOWN-- 112 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:28,659 - IT'S NOT ENTRAPMENT IF I'M WRITING-- 113 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:29,878 - TIME'S UP! 114 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:32,010 - FINE. 115 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:33,577 - SURE, I'LL READ HER LETTER, 116 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,405 AND IF SHE TELLS THE TRUTH 117 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:38,060 ABOUT HOW EVIL AND UNFIT TO BE A MOTHER SHE IS, 118 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:40,323 THEN, YEAH, I'LL SIGN THAT. 119 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:43,805 - "STATISTICAL CORRELATIONS EXIST BETWEEN EMF RADIATION 120 00:04:43,848 --> 00:04:46,111 "AND VARIOUS HEALTH HAZARDS, 121 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:49,463 BUT MAINSTREAM STUDIES ARE INCONCLUSIVE." 122 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:52,030 THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO SQUAT. 123 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:53,031 - YOU BETTER FIX THIS. 124 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:54,337 I ALREADY DITCHED MY UTERUS, 125 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:56,208 AND I AIN'T LOSING ANY MORE GOOD PARTS. 126 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:57,775 - YOU PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE ASKING. 127 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:59,777 I'D HAVE TO RIP OPEN THE WALLS. 128 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:03,128 I'D HAVE TO SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN FOR A WEEK. 129 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:05,392 - WEEK OFF. THAT'D BE GREAT. 130 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:18,448 - HEY, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TEACH ME POWERPOINT, 131 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:19,710 JUST SAY SO. 132 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:20,755 - I DON'T WANT TO TEACH YOU POWERPOINT. 133 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:22,974 - COME ON. JUST SHOW ME POWERPOINT. 134 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:25,194 - JUST DO THE TUTORIAL. - YOU'RE THE TUTORIAL. 135 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:27,675 - NO, DUDE, I'M NOT. I'M NOT THE TUTORIAL. 136 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:28,676 - YOU COULD BE. - MM-MM. 137 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:30,330 [microwave beeping] 138 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,463 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 139 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,073 - GETTING MY WIFE A WEEK OFF FROM WORK. 140 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:37,162 - YOU POPPED ONE KERNEL. 141 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:41,428 - AWESOME, RIGHT? 142 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,430 - SO CREED IS THAT DUDE'S STEPDAD? 143 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:45,432 - CORRECT. 144 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:48,652 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU, 145 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:51,307 BUT I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT; I'M NERVOUS. 146 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,309 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HEALTH PROBLEMS 147 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,832 THIS IS ALL GOING TO CAUSE. 148 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,051 - HE'S RIGHT. - WHAT? COME ON. 149 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,313 - I'M GETTING OLDER. I'M LOSING MY HAIR. 150 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,836 - I'M SORRY. - I'M GONNA GROW A THIRD ARM. 151 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,795 - I KNOW WHAT JIM IS TRYING TO DO. 152 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:01,926 HE'S TRYING TO GET BIG, BAD DWIGHT 153 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:03,667 TO SHELL OUT FOR A HUGE REPAIR JOB, 154 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:05,974 WHILE LUCKY JIMBO GETS A PAID VACATION. 155 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:07,671 WELL, SORRY, LUCKY JIMBO, 156 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:10,152 I CAN LIVE VERY HAPPILY IN A MAGNETIC FIELD. 157 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:13,198 MOST OF MY CHILDHOOD HEROES GOT THEIR POWERS THAT WAY. 158 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:16,158 - SIDE EFFECTS OF EMF INCLUDE HEADACHES-- 159 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:17,681 - HAD THEM ALL MY LIFE. 160 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:19,379 - BREAST PAIN-- 161 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,729 - NO NOBBIES, NO PROBBIES. NICE TRY, JIM. 162 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:23,426 - OOF. INFERTILITY. 163 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:27,648 - [scoffs] YEAH, RIGHT. 164 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:38,267 - AH, THERE'S MY POPCORN. CAN YOU JUST GRAB THAT FOR ME? 165 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:41,879 - KEEP YOUR SNACKS ON YOUR SIDE, JIM, IDIOT. 166 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:45,622 WHAT THE--? - WHAT? 167 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,058 - SOME OF THESE KERNELS HAVE CROWNED. 168 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:51,715 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE 'CAUSE THAT'S A BRAND-NEW BAG. 169 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:54,892 OH, MY GOD. 170 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,548 - ANDY! 171 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:03,771 - I'M GOING TO DRIVE YOU UP TO THE LAKE, 172 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:04,946 GIVE YOU A WHOLE WEEK ON THE WATER, 173 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:06,817 JUST YOU, ME, AND THE KIDS. 174 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:08,732 - OH, CAN WE STOP BY THAT PIE STAND ON THE WAY? 175 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:11,779 - YOU MEAN, "LAVERNE'S PIES, TIRES FIXED ALSO"? YES. 176 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:13,607 WE WILL BE DOING THAT, AND WE'LL BE GETTING A DOZEN. 177 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,957 - A DOZEN DIFFERENT PIES? 'CAUSE THAT MEANS RHUBARB. 178 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,045 - WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 179 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:18,307 I MEANT FOUR APPLE, FOUR BLUEBERRY, 180 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:19,917 TWO CHERRY, ONE PEACH, ONE CHOCOLATE. 181 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,223 I THOUGHT THAT WAS IMPLIED. 182 00:07:21,266 --> 00:07:22,746 - YEAH, OKAY, THEN. [door opening] 183 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:25,009 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE HEARD YOUR COMPLAINTS, 184 00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:27,098 AND WE REACHED A SETTLEMENT. 185 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:28,535 - SO... 186 00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:31,102 WE WILL BE LEAVING THE OFFICE FOR ONE WHOLE WEEK. 187 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:32,756 - NICE JOB. 188 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,106 - IN MY CONTRACT, IT IS STIPULATED 189 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,152 THAT I PROVIDE A TEMPORARY WORK SPACE. 190 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:38,893 IT WILL ARRIVE IN ONE HOUR. 191 00:07:38,936 --> 00:07:40,285 - WHAT? 192 00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:41,678 - WHAT'S THIS? - OH! 193 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:43,506 - WHAT? - BRING IT IN. 194 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:46,161 ROLL INTO THE FUTURE WITH WORK BUS. 195 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:48,946 SAY GOOD-BYE TO WASTEFUL BUILDINGS. 196 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,078 THESE DAYS, A MOBILE OFFICE 197 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:52,123 ISN'T JUST FOR HOTSHOT POLITICIANS. 198 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,734 NOW ANYONE CAN RENT A WORK BUS. 199 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:55,039 IF YOU'VE GOT A PARKING LOT, 200 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,999 A WORK SPACE IS JUST A PHONE CALL AWAY. 201 00:07:58,042 --> 00:07:59,348 IN THIS AGE 202 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:01,611 OF BELT-TIGHTENING AND LESS-EMPOWERED WORKERS, 203 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:02,656 A WORK BUS 204 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:06,921 IS HOW TOMORROW GETS THINGS DONE. 205 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:11,055 - THEY'RE 5 POUNDS. - NO 6 AFTER THE 8. 206 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:12,535 - SHH! - SHH! 207 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:13,536 SHH! - $23.99 A PAGE, YES. 208 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,364 - SIX. YES. - YEAH. 209 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:16,408 - [screams] - OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 210 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:17,453 - OH, MY GOD! 211 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,237 - OOPS. SORRY. 212 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:20,935 - LOSE WEIGHT. 213 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:23,285 - I'M TRYING. SORRY. 214 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:27,115 - AH. 215 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:28,551 - THE PENNSYLVANIA DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WELFARE 216 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:29,987 PRE-ADOPTION STANDARD? 217 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,729 - OH, OF COURSE, YOU WERE ADOPTED. 218 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:34,949 - [scoffs] I WISH. 219 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:38,213 NO, I MADE SOME SHORT LISTS, I HAD A COUPLE OF SLEEPOVERS, 220 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:41,433 BUT I NEVER MANAGED TO GET IN THE END-ZONE. 221 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:43,697 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. 222 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,176 NOT LOVABLE, MAYBE? 223 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:46,482 OH, WELL. 224 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,615 - LISTEN, I'M REALLY STRUGGLING WITH THIS FORM. 225 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:51,095 BUT AS YOU KNOW THE SYSTEM, DO YOU THINK MAYBE YOU COULD-- 226 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:53,445 - ABSOLUTELY, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR. 227 00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:54,664 I WOULD-- I WOULD LOVE TO HELP. 228 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:57,362 - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 229 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:59,582 - [whispering] JUST DON'T TELL ANDY BECAUSE-- 230 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:00,583 - HE HATES ME. - AND-- 231 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:01,976 - THINKS I'M A MONSTER. - THAT-- 232 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:04,456 - SHOULD GO BACK TO LOCH NESS. 233 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:07,851 - STRETCH. ALL RIGHT. 234 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:10,550 - HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO TAKE A STROLL? 235 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:14,118 - I--MY LEGS CRAMP UP, OKAY? IT'S A CIRCULATION ISSUE. 236 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,511 - BOY, I WILL HAMMER-SPANK YOUR REAR. 237 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,208 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GANG. 238 00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:18,993 LET'S JUST SETTLE DOWN. YOU'RE YELLING IN HER FACE. 239 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,342 - IT'S A MEDICAL THING. 240 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:21,691 - JUST--YOU GOOD? 241 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:24,389 - I'M GOOD. I-- - [sighs] 242 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,609 I'M SO SORRY FOR ALL OF THIS. 243 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,959 - IT'S OKAY. 244 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:32,180 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, A CHANGE IS AS GOOD AS A REST. 245 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:34,182 - I--I NEED TO GET TO THE PAPER, PLEASE. 246 00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:35,183 - SORRY. 247 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:36,097 - OH, GOD! 248 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:37,489 - OH, OH, MY GOD! - OKAY-- 249 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,100 - OH! - I'LL GET YOU A NAPKIN. 250 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,536 CAN SOMEONE GET NAPKINS, PLEASE? 251 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,625 - YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE, LET ME JUST-- 252 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:43,626 IT'S FINE. 253 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:47,195 - PAM, I'M REALLY SORRY. I JUST-- 254 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,327 I'M--I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT. 255 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,245 REALLY? SMIRKING? 256 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,987 - WHAT CAN I SAY? I LOVE JUSTICE. 257 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,294 YOU FORCED ME TO SPEND MONEY ON NEEDLESS REPAIRS, 258 00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:01,296 AND NOW YOU'RE LOCKED IN A PRISON BUS, 259 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,211 AND YOUR WOMAN DRIPS WITH BEVERAGE. 260 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,430 - HEY, DWIGHT, I WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR PAM. 261 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:07,345 CAN YOU JUST HELP ME OUT? 262 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:09,609 CAN WE MAYBE TAKE THIS THING SOMEWHERE, 263 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,785 OR DO SOMETHING TO NOT MAKE THIS THE WORST DAY EVER? 264 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:14,744 - IT'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY TO SOLVE YOUR MARRIAGE PROBLEMS 265 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:18,356 BY SPENDING MY MONEY ON GAS. 266 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,490 - ANDY! 267 00:10:21,533 --> 00:10:23,013 - YO! TOONCES. 268 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,449 - YOU'RE THE BOSS. 269 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:25,320 DON'T YOU THINK WE'D ALL BE A LOT MORE PRODUCTIVE 270 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:26,321 IF WHILE WE WERE DOING WORK, 271 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,757 WE LOOKED UP AND SAW 272 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,716 THE BEST RURAL PIE STAND IN PENNSYLVANIA? 273 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,283 - OOH, I KNOW I'D BE MORE PRODUCTIVE. 274 00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:34,459 - AS WOULD I. - NO QUESTION. 275 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:36,679 - NO! NO! THIS IS A WORK BUS. 276 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:39,029 THE WHEELS ARE FOR TRANSPORTING THE WORK SPACE 277 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,509 TO AND FROM THE WORK SITE. 278 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:41,771 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 279 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:44,295 YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS, ANDY IS. ANDY? 280 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:48,169 all: PIES, PIES, PIES, PIES, PIES, PIES. 281 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:53,087 - ALL RIGHT! THE FAT PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. 282 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,132 DWIGHT, GET THIS BUS MOVING. 283 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:58,135 [all cheering and clapping] 284 00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:01,617 - NEXT STOP, LAVERNE'S PIES, TIRES FIXED ALSO. 285 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,880 - OH, YES! 286 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:04,881 [all cheering and clapping] 287 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:07,797 - YEAH, JIM! 288 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,103 - SO IT LOOKS LIKE THIS WORK BUS 289 00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,975 WAS A PRETTY GOOD IDEA AFTER ALL, HUH? 290 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,890 - GET YOUR FOOT BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE. 291 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,892 - YOU GOT IT. 292 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,721 [applause] - YEAH, JIM! 293 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,166 - STOP. - COME BACK. 294 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,994 - TOO LATE. - MM. 295 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:34,563 all: ♪ SHABOOYA ROLL CALL, SHABOOYA-YA-YA ♪ 296 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:35,999 ♪ SHABOOYA ROLL CALL 297 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,174 - ♪ MY NAME IS PAM all: ♪ YEAH 298 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,567 - ♪ I LIKE TO PAINT 299 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,264 all: ♪ YEAH - ♪ YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER? 300 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,788 all: ♪ YEAH - ♪ OH, NO, YOU AIN'T 301 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:42,919 all: ♪ ROLL CALL 302 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,616 ♪ SHABOOYA-YA-YA 303 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:48,055 ♪ SHABOOYA ROLL CALL, SHABOOYA-YA-YA ♪ 304 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,273 ♪ SHABOOYA ROLL CALL 305 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:50,840 - ♪ MY NAME IS KEVIN - ♪ YEAH 306 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,973 - ♪ THAT IS MY NAME - ♪ YEAH 307 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,626 - ♪ THEY CALL ME KEVIN - ♪ YEAH 308 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,846 - ♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S MY NAME all: ♪ ROLL CALL 309 00:11:56,890 --> 00:12:00,154 ♪ SHABOOYA-YA-YA SHABOOYA ROLL CALL ♪ 310 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:03,679 ♪ SHABOOYA-YA-YA SHABOOYA ROLL CALL ♪ 311 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,515 - THANKS. 312 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:17,301 PLAYING A LITTLE HOOKY FROM WORK TODAY. 313 00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:18,694 [sighs] 314 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,697 OH, MY GOD. 315 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:25,309 - DUNDER MIFFLIN ROAD TRIP 2012! 316 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:28,748 OKAY, NOW A SERIOUS ONE. 317 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,706 - HEY, WHERE'S DWIGHT? HE SHOULD BE A PART OF THIS. 318 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,058 HAS HE BEEN ACTING KIND OF WEIRD TO YOU LATELY? 319 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:37,669 - IF BY "LATELY," YOU MEAN FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS, YEAH. 320 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,497 - NO, I MEAN, HE'S SULKING. THAT'S NOT LIKE HIM. 321 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,282 - HE'S JUST MAD THAT WE'RE ALL HAVING FUN. 322 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:44,328 - THEN WHY ISN'T HE SCHEMING OR PREPARING TO AVENGE? 323 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:48,724 - HE'S FINE. HE'S INDESTRUCTIBLE. 324 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:53,033 - ALWAYS SAY THAT A CHILD IS PLACED FOR ADOPTION, 325 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:55,383 NEVER SURRENDERED. 326 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:56,906 WE'RE NOT HOSTAGES. 327 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,953 - [chuckles] ALTHOUGH I HAVE CONSIDERED KIDNAPPING ONE. 328 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:04,000 - OH, AND NEVER SAY THAT. 329 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,829 I AM SO EXCITED THINKING ABOUT THIS CHILD 330 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,265 YOU'RE GOING TO ADOPT. 331 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,832 - I WISH I COULD JUST WAVE A MAGIC WAND 332 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,400 AND MAKE YOU A PARENTLESS FIVE-YEAR-OLD AGAIN. 333 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,402 I WOULD SNAP YOU UP. 334 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,839 - OH. 335 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,841 - NEXT STOP, PIES. 336 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,408 [chants] NEXT STOP, PIES! 337 00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:23,846 all: [chanting] NEXT STOP, PIES, NEXT STOP, PIES! 338 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,674 - LET'S GO, DRIVER! 339 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:29,112 LAVERNE PACKS UP THE PIE WAGON AT 5:00, SO-- 340 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,593 - AT 5:00? THAT'S ONLY 20 MINUTES FROM NOW. 341 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:34,814 THE PIE SHOP IS 13 MILES AWAY. 342 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,077 SO AT 55 MILES AN HOUR, 343 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,470 THAT JUST GIVES US 5 MINUTES TO SPARE. 344 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,516 - SO, WAIT, WHEN PIES ARE INVOLVED, 345 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:44,867 YOU CAN SUDDENLY DO MATH IN YOUR HEAD? 346 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:48,871 - HOLD ON, KEVIN, HOW MUCH IS 19,154 PIES 347 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,395 DIVIDED BY 61 PIES? 348 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:55,356 - 314 PIES. 349 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,401 - WHAT IF IT WERE SALADS? 350 00:13:57,445 --> 00:14:00,448 - WELL, IT'S THE-- 351 00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:05,322 CARRY THE FOUR AND THE-- IT DOESN'T WORK. 352 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,890 - I'M SORRY TO SPOIL JIM'S FANTASTIC VOYAGE, EVERYONE, 353 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,370 BUT WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF GAS. 354 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,372 - OKAY, WELL, I SAW A STATION ABOUT A MILE BACK, 355 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:12,808 SO CHOP, CHOP. 356 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,071 - THAT NAME BRAND PLACE? NO, FORGET ABOUT IT, SORRY. 357 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:18,335 THE TANKS ARE SO BIG ON THIS THING, 5¢ A GALLON EXTRA? 358 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:19,336 IT REALLY ADDS UP. 359 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:20,555 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 360 00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,383 DWIGHT, COME ON. - HEY. 361 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,471 HONEY, I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD PUSH HIM. 362 00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:24,776 - OH, NO, I'M GOING TO PUSH HIM. 363 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,778 YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING A PIE. 364 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,476 WHY? 'CAUSE YOU DESERVE IT. 365 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,912 AND WHAT IS HE DOING? 366 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,392 HE'S TRYING TO DRIVE US ALL AROUND THE COUNTRYSIDE, 367 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,394 LOOKING FOR GAS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WE WON'T GET THERE. 368 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:34,525 IS THAT WHAT WE WANT? 369 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:35,657 all: NO! 370 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,311 - STOP ORDERING ME AROUND, JIM! 371 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,443 - WHAT DO WE WANT? all: PIES! 372 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:40,444 - WHEN DO WE WANT IT? 373 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:43,621 all: PIES. - OKAY, FINE. 374 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,930 YOU WIN, JIM. YOU WIN. 375 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:48,931 WE HAVE BEEN BATTLING FOR A LONG TIME, 376 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,324 BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU WIN. 377 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,195 'CAUSE YOU ARE THE WINNER, YOU ARE THE ALPHA MALE. 378 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,414 THERE YOU GO. 379 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,806 ALPHA MALE, GO BUY YOUR WIFE A PIE. 380 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,417 GO BUY THE WHOLE WORLD A PIE. 381 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:59,333 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 382 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,725 - OH, NO! - DWIGHT! 383 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:01,813 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - DWIGHT! 384 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:03,250 - WHAT THE HELL? - WHOA, DWIGHT. 385 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:06,383 - DWIGHT. - WHAT? 386 00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:09,952 - WELL, NOW I DON'T EVEN FEEL LIKE PIE. 387 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,954 WAIT. 388 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,434 NO, IT'S BACK. 389 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:18,047 [footsteps on the roof] - OH, JUST DRIVE AWAY, JUST-- 390 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,614 - PHYLLIS, THAT'S NOT SAFE. 391 00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,746 - GUYS, WE ONLY HAVE 18 MINUTES LEFT. 392 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,967 AT 61 MILES AN HOUR, WE'RE JUST GOING TO BARELY MAKE IT. 393 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,926 - GO UP AND CHECK ON HIM, HE'S UPSET. 394 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,623 - YOU KNOW HE'S DOING ALL THIS ON PURPOSE. 395 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,190 - PLEASE, JUST MAKE SURE HE'S OKAY. 396 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,279 - [sighs] 397 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:33,541 - HURRY IT UP, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 398 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,064 THEY'RE GOING TO BE OUT OF BANANA CREAM. 399 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,413 - BANANA CREAM'S THE FIRST TO GO. 400 00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:37,632 WE'D BE LUCKY TO GET PUMPKIN AT THIS POINT. 401 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:38,633 - [gasps] 402 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:39,939 WHAT? 403 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,506 - DWIGHT? 404 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,291 WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JERK? 405 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:47,120 I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING FOR MY WIFE, AND YOU KEEP-- 406 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,296 - I'M BARREN, JIM. 407 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,471 - WHAT? 408 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,777 - MY TROUSER HIVES ARE VOID OF HONEY. 409 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,955 I HAD CONGRESS WITH ANGELA, AND THE CHILD THAT SHE BORE 410 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,913 DID NOT ISSUE FROM MY LOINS. 411 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,264 THOUGHT I WOULD BE A FATHER, AND INSTEAD I AM A EUNUCH, 412 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:04,964 NEUTERED BY MY OWN BUILDING. 413 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:08,010 - IS THIS ABOUT THE POPCORN, OR THE "X" ON THE CEILING? 414 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:11,100 DWIGHT, THAT WAS A PRANK. 415 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,884 - YOU MEAN YOU FLOODED MY BUILDING 416 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,409 WITH DANGEROUS ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION AS A PRANK? 417 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,801 - NO. - THAT'S GENIUS. 418 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,194 THAT'S THE BEST PRANK YOU'VE EVER DONE. 419 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,848 - I'LL TAKE IT. 420 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,026 - ANDY? 421 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,159 - WHO IS IT? 422 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,291 - UM, IS THIS A GOOD TIME? - YEAH. 423 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:31,729 PERFECT TIME, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROOFTOP CRISIS. 424 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,080 FINE, YEAH, LET ME READ IT. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 425 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:38,432 OKAY-- 426 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,564 YOU'VE MADE THIS VERY EASY FOR ME. 427 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:41,913 IT'S UNSIGNABLE. 428 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:44,960 - OH. WHAT, IS THERE SOMETHING--? 429 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:49,182 - IT'S INACCURATE, DISHONEST, AND, IN A WORD, DONG-WATER. 430 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,575 - OH, WELL, PERHAPS I COULD REWORD SOME OF IT-- 431 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:52,576 - HERE'S THE THING. 432 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,013 YOU ASKED ME TO DO YOU A FAVOR, 433 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,971 I DID IT, I READ IT. 434 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,583 THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO ME FOR MY TIME. 435 00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,324 GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR IMPOSSIBLE DREAM. 436 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,024 - ALL RIGHT, THEN. 437 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,339 - DWIGHT, SOMETIMES IT TAKES COUPLES 438 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,819 YEARS TO GET PREGNANT. 439 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:20,517 - REALLY? HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU AND PAM TO CONCEIVE? 440 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:21,649 - THAT DOESN'T MATTER. 441 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:22,954 - WHAT POSITION DID YOU USE TO CONCEIVE, 442 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,608 REGULAR OR LADY-ON-HER-BACK? 443 00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,697 YOU USED LADY-ON-HER-BACK, DIDN'T YOU, FREAK? 444 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,438 YUCK, GROSS. NEVER MIND, JIM. 445 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:33,487 - [crying] 446 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:39,145 [sobbing] 447 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,973 - BRITISH WOMEN, FAMOUSLY OVER-EMOTIONAL, 448 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,193 AM I RIGHT? 449 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,977 - I DON'T THINK THAT'S NELLIE. 450 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,763 - WHAT? - OH. 451 00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:51,113 OH, NO, NO, NO. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 452 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,811 REALLY, IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT. 453 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:57,772 NO, NO. IT'S-- YOU WERE SO KIND, 454 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,556 AND IT ISN'T ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 455 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:03,778 - DID YOU EVER THINK THAT BECAUSE YOU OWN THE BUILDING, 456 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,823 EVERYONE IN IT, 457 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,260 WE'RE ALL KIND OF LIKE YOUR CHILDREN. 458 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:10,176 - YOU KNOW, THERE'S A PHRASE ABOUT THAT IN GERMAN, 459 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,481 BILDEN-KINDER, 460 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,962 USED ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY BY CHILDLESS LANDLORDS 461 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,834 TO CONSOLE THEMSELVES, BUT NOW, 462 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,141 I REALLY UNDERSTAND IT. 463 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:23,798 - WELL, NOW YOU HAVE A BUS FULL OF REAL BUILDING-KINDER. 464 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,321 - BILDEN-KINDER. -OKAY. 465 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:29,934 AND THEY'RE ALL DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO NOT GETTING PIE. 466 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,198 AND THERE'S ONLY ONE GUY WHO CAN SAVE THEM. 467 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,851 IT'S NOT ME. 468 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,244 - I AGREE. - OH! 469 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,159 - OH. 470 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,682 HEY, HOW DID IT GO? 471 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:39,814 - IT WAS PRETTY GOOD, ACTUALLY. - YEAH? 472 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,337 - WE BONDED, WE GOT TO T-- 473 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,338 - OH! - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 474 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,905 - DWIGHT, DWIGHT! - DWIGHT! 475 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,863 - THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THE WAY. 476 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,692 OUT OF THE WAY! 477 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,129 - YOU FEEL OKAY NOW? 478 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,217 - OH, BETTER THAN OKAY. 479 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,740 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY? 480 00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,829 I'M GOING TO GET YOU THAT RHUBARB PIE. 481 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,135 - WELL, ACTUALLY, RHUBARB 482 00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,266 IS THE ONE PIE THAT I DON'T-- - DON'T, DON'T. 483 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,746 - EVERYBODY, HANG ON! 484 00:18:58,789 --> 00:18:59,877 [turns engine on] 485 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,096 [all scream] 486 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,143 [tires screech] 487 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:09,148 [all scream] 488 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:13,239 all: PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE, PIE! 489 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:17,721 [all cheering] 490 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,209 - OH. 491 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,993 - I CHANGED MY MIND. 492 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:31,257 - OH, YOU SIGNED IT? - YEAH. 493 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,303 NOT AS IS, OBVIOUSLY. 494 00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:35,348 MADE A COUPLE OF CHANGES, 495 00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:38,525 ADDED SOME SENTENCES AT THE END. 496 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:41,267 TRUST ME, IT NEEDED IT. 497 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:45,227 BUT, YEAH, WHATEVER. 498 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,191 - "SHE'S TOUGH IN BUSINESS, BUT TENDER 499 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,801 "WITH THE PEOPLE SHE CARES ABOUT. 500 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,151 "SHE'LL MAKE A WONDERFUL MOTHER TO ANY CHILD 501 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,762 WHO CAN OVERLOOK WEIRD ACCENTS." 502 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:06,944 - I INSULT YOU, OSCAR. - WHAT? 503 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:10,165 - I INSULT YOU TO YOUR FACE. 504 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,211 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 505 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:15,083 - THEN WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT? 506 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,433 - KEVIN, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME TO HIT YOU 507 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,565 IN THE FACE WITH MY PIE? 508 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,132 - YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS. 509 00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:26,050 YOU STUPID, DUMB, DOO-DOO FACE. 510 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:35,016 YES! 511 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:38,193 - OH, MY GOD. I'M GETTING SO STUFFED. 512 00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:44,286 - WE DID IT. 513 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,593 - YOU DID IT. 514 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:55,863 - ♪ MY NAME IS ANDY all: ♪ YEAH 515 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,821 - ♪ I DON'T DO DRUGS all: ♪ YEAH 516 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,215 - ♪ NOW, CHECK THE STYLE all: ♪ YEAH 517 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,391 - ♪ OF FLATT AND SCRUGGS all: ♪ YEAH 518 00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:05,394 [banjo music playing] 519 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:13,533 ♪ 520 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,232 all: [murmuring] ROLL CALL. 521 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,277 - ROLL CALL. 522 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,713 - ROLL CALL. 523 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:20,801 - ROLL CALL. 524 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:23,064 - WHAT?