1 00:00:01,218 --> 00:00:02,480 - THIS YEAR, I DECIDED TO REALLY 2 00:00:02,524 --> 00:00:05,048 GET INTO THE SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN. 3 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:06,180 - [screams] 4 00:00:06,223 --> 00:00:07,224 both: [screaming] 5 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:08,225 - [screams] 6 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:11,402 - [laughs] 7 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:15,363 IT MAY HAVE BEEN THE COSTLIEST DECISION I'VE EVER MADE. 8 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:16,973 [grunting] 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,193 MY GREASED-UP HEAD WENT INTO THE PUMPKIN NO PROBLEM, BUT... 10 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:20,194 - IT WON'T BUDGE. 11 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:21,891 - I CAN'T GET IT OUT. 12 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:24,328 TRY AGAIN. 13 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:26,200 I MEAN, I COULD TRY DESTROYING THE PUMPKIN... 14 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:27,244 NO! NO! NO! NO! PLEASE! 15 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:29,594 BUT AS JIM AND I DISCOVERED... 16 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:31,770 NO! 17 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:35,252 ANY BLOW TO THE PUMPKIN ITSELF COULD PROVE FATAL TO ME. 18 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:37,428 AT FIRST, I DROVE MYSELF CRAZY 19 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:38,429 THINKING ABOUT THE THINGS I SHOULD'VE DONE DIFFERENTLY. 20 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:39,822 - YES, DWIGHT. 21 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:42,085 - I NEVER SHOULD'VE PLAYED THAT JOKE ON ERIN. 22 00:00:42,129 --> 00:00:43,260 I NEVER SHOULD'VE HOLLOWED OUT 23 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:45,784 THIS DAMN PUMPKIN IN THE FIRST PLACE. 24 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:49,092 BUT THEN I REALIZED I WAS BEING SILLY. 25 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:52,008 I MEAN, THE PUMPKIN SHOULD ROT OFF OF MY HEAD 26 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,880 IN A MONTH OR TWO... RIGHT? 27 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:57,883 [cheerful music] 28 00:00:57,927 --> 00:01:04,238 ♪ 29 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:06,718 - HEY, GUYS. - HEY. 30 00:01:06,762 --> 00:01:09,330 - PAM, WHAT ARE YOU? - I'M DOCTOR CINDERELLA. 31 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:10,940 - CECE'S REALLY INTO PRINCESSES NOW, 32 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:13,247 SO WE DECIDED TO TURN THEM INTO POSITIVE FEMALE ROLE MODELS. 33 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,118 - I'M AN ONCOLOGIST. 34 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:16,685 AND YOU ARE A DOG. 35 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,730 - NO, I'M A PUPPY. 36 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:20,602 DANG IT! I WAS WORRIED THAT WOULD HAPPEN. 37 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:21,994 - IT'S OKAY. - UM, JIM, 38 00:01:22,038 --> 00:01:23,431 YOU'RE NOT DRESSED UP AT ALL. 39 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:27,043 - SURE I AM. I AM... 40 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,523 ONE OF THE MEN IN BLACKGUYS. 41 00:01:28,566 --> 00:01:29,872 CAN I HAVE YOUR SUNGLASSES? 42 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:31,700 - JIM, COME ON. I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS. 43 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:33,441 - SO THE SPORTS MARKETING BUSINESS 44 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:35,486 THAT JIM TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT EXCEPT FOR ME? 45 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:37,793 - THERE'S A BIG INVESTMENT LUNCH TODAY, 46 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:39,969 SO I DECIDED TO SKIP THE COSTUME. 47 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,623 - UNLESS HE HAS A SECRET COSTUME 48 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,407 THAT HE TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT EXCEPT FOR ME. 49 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:45,322 - [chuckles] GETTING A LOT OF MILEAGE OUT OF THIS, AREN'T YOU? 50 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:48,020 - YEAH, WELL, GET USED TO IT, BUD. 51 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:52,373 - ♪ A JITTERBUG [laughs] 52 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:53,852 YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT! 53 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:56,768 - JUST A REMINDER: THE PARTY IS RIGHT AFTER LUNCH, 54 00:01:56,812 --> 00:01:58,596 SO MAKE SURE YOU GET ALL YOUR WORK DONE BEFORE THAT 55 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,295 OR THROW IT OUT. ANY QUESTIONS? 56 00:02:01,338 --> 00:02:04,341 - THE SENATOR WILL BE JOINING US LATER. 57 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:05,386 - NOT A QUESTION. 58 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:07,475 - NO, IT WASN'T. - EXCELLENT. 59 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:09,520 THAT REMINDS ME, HAS ANYONE SEEN TREBLE? 60 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:10,913 ANYONE? 61 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:14,308 I COULD HAVE SWORN I SAW SOME TREBLE SOMEWHERE. 62 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:16,179 [a cappella group singing Karma Chameleon] 63 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:19,139 OH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE COMES TREBLE! 64 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,705 - ♪ I'M A MAN - ♪ A MAN 65 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:23,360 ♪ WITHOUT CONVICTION 66 00:02:23,404 --> 00:02:27,843 ♪ YOU COME AND GO, YOU COME AND GO ♪ 67 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:29,236 [finger snapping] 68 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:33,501 ♪ KARMA, KARMA, KARMA, KARMA, KARMA CHAMELEON ♪ 69 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:38,767 - ♪ YOU COME AND GO, YOU COME AND GO ♪ 70 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:42,379 - ♪ LOVING WOULD BE EASY IF YOUR COLORS WERE LIKE MY DREAMS ♪ 71 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:47,993 - ♪ RED, GOLD, AND GREEN, RED, GOLD, AND GREEN ♪ 72 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:49,299 ♪ KARMA COME ON 73 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:51,649 - AH! SO GOOD! 74 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,695 [giggles] 75 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:56,567 - WHAT LAB DID THESE LITTLE CLONES ESCAPE FROM? 76 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,221 - MY CORNELL A CAPPELLA GROUP. 77 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,701 - YOU WERE IN AN A CAPPELLA GROUP? 78 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,398 - YOU WENT TO CORNELL? 79 00:03:01,442 --> 00:03:03,574 - YEAH. UH, OKAY, HA, HA, HA, HA. 80 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:05,359 BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LUCKY YOU ARE, 81 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:09,406 BECAUSE H.C.T. IS DOING A SET AT OUR HALLOWEEN PARTY. 82 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:11,365 - UGH, I DON'T WANT TO SIT THROUGH 83 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:12,757 A WHOLE CONCERT OF THAT. 84 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:14,411 - I DO. I LOVE THE BOSS'S INTERESTS. 85 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:16,500 - ATTA BOY, CLARK. 86 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,110 - WHERE YOU BOYS STAYING? 87 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:20,417 HOW DOES IT WORK IN THE ROOMS? YOU GET A PRIVACY PARTITION? 88 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:23,072 - NO. NO, NOPE, NOT-- NO, STAY AWAY. 89 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,856 YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED? 90 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:27,772 THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY CALL ME UP TO SOLO 91 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:30,253 ON GEORGE MICHAEL'S FAITH. 92 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,560 THAT WAS ONE OF MY SIGNATURE SONGS. 93 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:36,781 OH, MAN. THAT WOULD BE INSANE. 94 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:40,132 I'M SO NOT PREPARED. 95 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:42,874 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY WITH ME PUTTING IN THIS MUCH MONEY? 96 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:44,659 - YEAH. I MEAN, LISTEN, 97 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:46,443 IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS THING, THEN WE SHOULD DO IT RIGHT. 98 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:48,315 - YOU'RE THE BEST. 99 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,274 - I KIND OF AM. - [chuckles] 100 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:53,189 - IT'S CRAZY. - OKAY. 101 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,190 I'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT. - OKAY. 102 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,409 - JIM, LOOK, I'M EATING YOU. 103 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,149 - SHUT UP. - HA, HA! 104 00:03:57,193 --> 00:04:01,066 HEY, ERIN, LOOK, THESE ARE NERDS. 105 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,329 I'M EATING JIMS. 106 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:05,288 [both laugh] 107 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,681 - MUST EAT MORE JIMS. 108 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,552 [chomping loudly] - [laughs] 109 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,075 STOP IT! STOP IT! 110 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,903 - I'M SPILLING JIMS... - STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! 111 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,688 - ALL OVER THE CARPET, ERIN! - STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! 112 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:17,213 - [laughs] 113 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,302 MM. MM. 114 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:27,919 HELLO, LITTLE PILL. WHAT DO YOU DO? 115 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:32,402 DUMATRIL IS LICENSED TO TREAT ANXIETY SYMPTOMS, 116 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:35,753 SUCH AS PANIC ATTACKS, EXCESSIVE WORRYING, AND FEAR. 117 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:40,149 TRANSLATION: THERE'S A MADMAN IN OUR MIDST. 118 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:42,804 - OKAY, I GIVE UP. WHAT ARE YOU? 119 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:44,414 - I'M SEXY TOBY. 120 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:46,851 - [laughs] GROSS. 121 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:48,723 I LOVE IT. [laughs] 122 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:51,595 - DUMATRIL! 123 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,684 - SOMETHING WRONG, DWIGHT? 124 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:56,644 - DUMATRIL. - YES? 125 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:59,211 - THIS IS A PILL I FOUND HERE IN THE OFFICE, 126 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:00,865 BUT IT'S NOT FOR WORMS OR ECZEMA, 127 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:02,084 LIKE ANY NORMAL PILL. 128 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:04,478 IT'S NOT FOR ANY DISORDER OF THE BODY. 129 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,697 [whispering] IT'S FOR A DISORDER OF THE MIND. 130 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:09,570 - THE MIND IS PART OF THE BODY. 131 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:13,704 - OKAY, THIS IS A PILL THAT COMBATS INSANITY, OKAY? 132 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:16,446 WHOEVER IS TAKING IT IS NOT ONLY INSANE... 133 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,709 [whispering] THEY ARE NOW OFF THEIR MEDS. 134 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:20,711 - DWIGHT, OUR CO-WORKERS' HEALTH ISSUES 135 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,147 ARE REALLY NONE OF OUR BUSINESS, SO-- 136 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:24,715 - WHY ARE YOU TRYING SO HARD TO BURY THIS THING, HUH? 137 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:25,716 WHAT'S GOING ON, NELLIE? 138 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,152 TALK TO ME. - MM? 139 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:28,545 IT'S MY PILL. 140 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:31,548 I HAVE AN ANXIETY ISSUE AND I'M NOT ASHAMED OF THAT, 141 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:35,770 BUT I'M NOT LOVING THE IDEA OF DWIGHT HAVING THAT INFORMATION. 142 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:40,601 I ONCE SAW HIM YELL AT PHYLLIS FOR SNEEZING WRONG. 143 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:41,645 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 144 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:42,733 THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE APPREHENDED. 145 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:44,822 - I'LL GET MY APPREHENSION KIT. 146 00:05:44,866 --> 00:05:47,825 - [scatting] ♪ DUDES... 147 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:48,826 WHAT'S UP? 148 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:50,480 [overlapping greetings] 149 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:52,569 I KNOW IT'S PATHETIC TO RE-LIVE YOUR COLLEGE YEARS, 150 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,266 BUT CUT ME SOME SLACK, OKAY? 151 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:57,574 BECAUSE I WAS A FREAKING ROCK STAR IN COLLEGE. 152 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:59,315 WHEN I JOINED HERE COMES TREBLE, 153 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,535 THAT'S WHEN I BECAME SOMEBODY. 154 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:03,537 WHEN I GOT THE NICKNAME "BONER CHAMP," 155 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:08,759 THAT IS WHEN I BECAME ME. 156 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,718 YOU DIDN'T COME HERE TO SIT IN A ROOM, RIGHT? 157 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:12,633 YOU CAME HERE FOR SOME INTERGENERATIONAL "BRO" TIME. 158 00:06:12,676 --> 00:06:14,635 WELL, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE! I'M HERE. 159 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,767 YOU GOT Qs, I GOT As. 160 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:21,424 - DID YOU SAY YOU'VE GOT AIDS? 161 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:24,775 - NO, I DON'T HAVE AIDS. THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. 162 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,908 NEXT QUESTION. 163 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:30,694 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY-- 164 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:34,263 ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD DAYS? 165 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:36,700 [clears throat] 166 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:39,224 YOU AT LEAST WANT TO KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME "BONER CHAMP"? 167 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:42,402 - I THOUGHT BROCCOLI ROB WAS THE BONER CHAMP. 168 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:47,798 - I'M SORRY, WHAT? 169 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:52,237 - I JUST THOUGHT BROCCOLI ROB WAS THE BONER CHAMP. 170 00:06:56,633 --> 00:07:00,985 - BROCCOLI ROB WAS BROCCOLI ROB. 171 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:03,205 ANDY BERNARD IS THE BONER CHAMP. 172 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:11,605 - I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT EVERYBODY HERE 173 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:14,912 DRESSES UP EVERY YEAR. - ME NEITHER. 174 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:16,784 IT'S HALLOWEEN. 175 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:19,656 THAT IS REALLY, REALLY GOOD TIMING. 176 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,702 - I WAS JUST TALKING TO SOME OF THE ACTIVES, 177 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:24,661 AND THEY THINK THAT YOU'RE BONER CHAMP. 178 00:07:24,705 --> 00:07:25,793 - I'M SO SORRY. 179 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:27,229 I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED. 180 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:29,492 - DID YOU MAYBE TELL THEM THAT OR-- 181 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:32,495 - I JUST--I JUST STARTED YAPPIN' ABOUT THE OLD DAYS, 182 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:34,802 AND I GUESS THE WINE COOLERS WERE FLOWING, 183 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:37,500 AND, YOU KNOW, SOMEHOW THINGS JUST GOT HINKY. 184 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,807 - COULD YOU CALL THEM AND JUST TELL THEM THE TRUTH? 185 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,417 'CAUSE I KNOW IT'S REALLY STUPID, 186 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,289 BUT IT'S ALSO REALLY, REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT. 187 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:47,031 - WILL DO. 188 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:48,293 I LOVE YOU, ANDY. 189 00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:50,600 - LOVE YOU TOO. 190 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,689 - SO THE WORKSPACE LOOKS AWESOME. 191 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,212 - WOW. - AND THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER 192 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:55,953 IS GONNA BE SENDING US IN SOME OF THE LOGO TREATMENTS. 193 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:56,954 CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM. 194 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:58,869 - YOU GUYS ROCK. - I KILLED IT. 195 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:01,045 - BOOM. - ROCKIN'. 196 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,656 - OH. [laughs] 197 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:03,831 - YOU GET SOME? - THERE WE GO. 198 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:05,615 - I ALSO HAVE BEEN RUNNING THE NUMBERS, 199 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:07,835 AND BETWEEN OUR BACKERS AND OUR OWN INVESTMENT, 200 00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:09,706 WE'RE LOOKING GREAT FOR A FULL YEAR ON THIS. 201 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,708 - OH, UH, IS IT TOO LATE TO GET IN? 202 00:08:11,752 --> 00:08:13,101 - OH, NO, NO. 203 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,190 - JIM, I EXPLAINED EVERYTHING, SO YOU'RE ALL SET. 204 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,757 - OH, NO, I ACTUALLY TALKED TO MY WIFE, 205 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,237 AND WE'D REALLY LIKE TO, YOU KNOW, INVEST, 206 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:20,587 GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR. 207 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:21,892 - WOW, WELL, 208 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,764 WHAT LEVEL OF INVESTMENT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 209 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:29,378 - WE WERE THINKING SOMEWHERE BETWEEN $5,000, $10,000. 210 00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:30,727 I CAN DO THE FULL $10,000. 211 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:31,728 WE SHOULD JUST... 212 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:32,729 [blows air] ALL IN. 213 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:33,730 - ALL RIGHT, WELCOME ABOARD. 214 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:34,731 - ALL RIGHT. [laughs] 215 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:35,863 AWESOME, COOL. 216 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:39,214 - HEY, DARRYL. I'M JUST HERE TO... 217 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,651 SMEAR SOME PEANUT BUTTER ON MY FOREHEAD. 218 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:45,133 - YOU KNOW, TO PROTECT HIS BRAIN FROM THE NANOBOTS 219 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:48,789 THAT THE GOVERNMENT PUT IN THE AIR CONDITIONING. 220 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:51,618 - THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU, RIGHT? 221 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:54,925 OR DOES IT SOUND... CRAZY? 222 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:02,454 - I CAN'T REALLY PICTURE IT. CAN YOU GET IT ON THERE? 223 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,892 YEAH. 224 00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:07,721 AND MAYBE GET THE CHEEKS. 225 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,418 - SO THIS MAKES SENSE, THEN. 226 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:10,637 OR IS IT CRAZY? 227 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,509 - GET UNDER YOUR CHIN FIRST, YEAH. 228 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,945 - IS THAT WHERE THE NANOBOTS LIKE TO COME IN? 229 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,904 - TAKE IT ALL THE WAY UP TO YOUR LIP, YEAH. 230 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:19,036 - OKAY, IS THAT HOW THEY LIKE TO GET IN? 231 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:22,170 - YEAH, THAT'S CRAZY. 232 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:28,002 - I DON'T KNOW. I JUST DON'T KNOW. 233 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:30,091 - YO, BAD BOYS OF A CAPPELLA. 234 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,440 all: HEY. 235 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:32,441 - HEARD ANY GOOD STORIES LATELY? 236 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:34,835 OR NEW TWISTS ON OLD STORIES? 237 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:38,186 - YEAH, I GOT A CALL FROM BROCCOLI ROB. 238 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,710 I GUESS YOU REALLY ARE THE BONER CHAMP. 239 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,277 - DID HE TELL YOU HOW I GOT THE NAME? 240 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,365 - NO. 241 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,976 - SPRING SING '95, 242 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:49,371 GOT COMPLETELY RIPPED ON BUD DRIES. 243 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:52,853 I HAD SEX WITH A SNOWMAN. 244 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,203 I JUST WENT AT THAT THING. 245 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:56,770 COLD WOULD'VE STOPPED MOST PEOPLE, 246 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:59,381 BUT I STAYED LOCKED IN. YOU KNOW, 247 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:02,036 TOOK THE FACE OFF. JUST SEEMED EASIER THAT WAY. 248 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:05,082 - AND I TOLD PHYLLIS NOT TO PUT IT OUT, 249 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,824 BUT SHE INSISTED, SO ANYWAY... 250 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:10,000 HI. OH, OSCAR. - OH. 251 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,915 - REMEMBER MY HUSBAND, THE SENATOR? 252 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,917 - SENATOR LIPTON, NICE TO SEE YOU. 253 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,136 - NICE TO SEE YOU, OSCAR. 254 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,791 - WAIT A SECOND, WHO DESIGNED THIS SPREAD? 255 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,749 THE SWEETS AND SAVORIES ARE ALL MIXED TOGETHER. 256 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:20,794 THIS IS MAYHEM. 257 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,274 - SO, OSCAR, YOU'RE A DINOSAUR? 258 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:24,711 - ACTUALLY, I'M THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE. 259 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,974 - OUCH! RIGHT ON TARGET. 260 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,062 - [laughs] 261 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,672 - YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. 262 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,979 I HAVE TO FIND PHYLLIS. YOU TWO TALK, OKAY? 263 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:34,982 SORRY, BABE. PHYLLIS! 264 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:37,985 - GOD, IT'S JUST SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 265 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:40,857 - I--UH-HUH,JUST... [chuckles nervously] 266 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:43,294 - ALL HAVING THIS WONDERFUL HALLOWEEN GATHERING. 267 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,556 EXCUSE ME, IS THAT PUNCH? 268 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,995 - THEY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE SNOWMAN STORY, 269 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,127 AND WHEN I TOLD 'EM, THEY WERE NOT IMPRESSED. 270 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,695 - WHAT IS WITH THESE TURKEYS? - RIGHT? 271 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,393 - HEY! YOU BETTER DO FAITH, YOU GET ME? 272 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:57,831 - WE DON'T KNOW IT. 273 00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,267 - SO LEARN IT. 274 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,182 YOU ALL GO TO CORNELL, YOU'RE LIKE EIGHT RAIN MEN. 275 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,574 JUST LEARN THE FRICKIN' SONG. 276 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,794 - LOOK, I KNOW IT WAS BIG WITH THE OLD GUYS, BUT-- 277 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:07,754 - BUTS... ARE FOR POOPING. 278 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:08,929 OKAY? MAKE IT WORK. 279 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,235 YOU HAVE TO OR ANDY WILL FLIP OUT... 280 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,368 AND MAKE IT A SURPRISE PLEASE. 281 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:19,026 THIS ISN'T STUPID. 282 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,158 - WHAT? 283 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:32,300 - HEY. - HEY. 284 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:33,867 - HEY, TOBY. 285 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,437 - ARE--ARE YOU ME? 286 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,135 - YEAH. [laughs] 287 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,050 - OH, MY GOODNESS, LOOK AT-- [both laughing] 288 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:45,095 LOOK AT THIS. - YEAH. 289 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,010 - [indistinct mumbling] - I THOUGHT I'D, 290 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,229 YOU KNOW, BE YOU. 291 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,883 - LOOK AT--LOOK AT ME. - OH, LOOK AT YOU! 292 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,667 [laughs] 293 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,756 IT'S FUNNY, RIGHT? 294 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:02,722 MM. 295 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:11,339 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, JUST STAY FOCUSED ON THE PILL. 296 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:15,082 - OKAY, LOOK, DWIGHT, LET'S JUST CALL THIS THING OFF. 297 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,736 I MEAN, IT'S JUST AN ANXIETY PILL. 298 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:17,998 LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE ANXIETY. 299 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:18,999 - YOU THINK I DON'T HAVE ANXIETY? 300 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,391 I HAVE ANXIETY ALL THE TIME. 301 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,567 EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF MY LIFE IS SHEER TORTURE. 302 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:25,222 I HAVE LAND DISPUTES TO SETTLE AND IDIOT COUSINS TO PROTECT 303 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,398 AND NE'ER-DO-WELL SIBLINGS TO TAKE CARE OF, 304 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,139 BUT I DON'T NEED SOME STUPID PILL 305 00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,184 TO GET ME THROUGH ALL THIS. 306 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:31,838 - COOL, FREE UPPER. 307 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,449 - AH, HA, HA! THE JIG IS UP, PSYCHOPATH! 308 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,103 - WHAT? HEY, WHAT-- - YEAH! YEAH, GOTCHA! 309 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:37,844 - DON'T DOG-CATCH ME! - GOTCHA! 310 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,062 YEAH! - OH! 311 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:40,237 - LET'S SEE YOU GET OUT OF THIS WEB, HUH? 312 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,413 - THE PILL IS MINE. - WH-- 313 00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,980 - GET HER OUT. 314 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:46,766 - OH. - STOP BAGGIN' MY HEAD! 315 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,247 [door slams] 316 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,510 - [sighs] 317 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:56,036 OH, DWIGHT, LOOK, IT'S JUST A PILL, ALL RIGHT? 318 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,951 IT'S FOR ANXIETY-- I TAKE IT EVERY DAY, 319 00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:01,084 AND IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. 320 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:04,522 AND MAYBE IT COULD HELP YOU TOO. 321 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:07,003 [indistinct chatter] 322 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,135 - OH, HEY! HOW'D IT GO? - HEY. 323 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,832 OH, MAN, IT WAS GREAT. THEY WERE GREAT. 324 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,094 - DID YOU END UP INVESTING? 325 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,053 - I DID, YEAH. - HOW MUCH? 326 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:17,318 - UH, MAN, BY THE END, I GUESS IT WAS...ABOUT TEN. 327 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,276 - "ABOUT" TEN? 328 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,409 - TEN. IT WAS THE FULL $10,000. 329 00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:24,020 - WOW. - YEAH. 330 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,022 - WOW. - YEAH. YEAH. 331 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,241 IT'S A GOOD THING WE TALKED ABOUT IT, THOUGH, 332 00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,851 'CAUSE WE HAD TO-- - YEAH, YEAH, NO. 333 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,418 - YEAH. 334 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,854 SO DID EVERYBODY-- - WHAT IS IT? HOLD ON. 335 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,116 - DID EVERYBODY END UP INVESTING $10,000? 336 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,597 - UM, OH, MAN, I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW. 337 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,164 - WHAT? 338 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:38,426 - THEY WEREN'T REALLY TALKING THAT MUCH ABOUT MONEY. 339 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,123 THEY JUST SAID, "WE'RE GOOD WITH INVESTING," 340 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,342 AND--AND I-- 341 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:45,781 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE COMES TREBLE. 342 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,522 [a cappella group vocalizing] 343 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,219 - THEY SAID THEY WERE DONE WITH THE INVESTING, 344 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,742 AND THEN YOU VOLUNTEERED $10,000? 345 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:53,136 - ♪ OOH, OOH - NO, NO, I HAD TO. 346 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,659 LOOK, I NEEDED TO LOOK LIKE A TEAM PLAYER, PAM. 347 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,270 - SO YOU INVESTED $10,000 TO LOOK LIKE A TEAM PLAYER? 348 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,924 - YOU WEREN'T THERE. all: ♪ AND I'LL BE... 349 00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,882 - IT WAS VERY CLEAR THAT $10,000 WAS WHAT WE HAD-- 350 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,188 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. - NO, I WANT TO 351 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,886 TALK ABOUT IT NOW. - PAM. 352 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:07,020 - JIM, THAT WAS MOST OF OUR SAVINGS. 353 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:12,808 - ♪ AND I'LL BE BETTER WHEN I'M OLDER ♪ 354 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:18,727 ♪ I'LL BE THE GREATEST FAN OF YOUR LIFE ♪ 355 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,599 - WAIT. WAIT, HOLD ON. 356 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,472 WHERE'S THE BAND? 'CAUSE THERE'S NO WAY 357 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,387 YOU GUYS ARE MAKING THIS MAGIC WITH JUST YOUR MOUTHS. 358 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,518 - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 359 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,956 - WHAT, AM I OVERDOING IT? 360 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,523 NO. NO. 361 00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:33,829 - ♪ THAT COLOR THEM WONDERFUL STOP ME ♪ 362 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,265 - WE SAID "SOME." - WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT. 363 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:36,571 - WE SAID "SOME." - WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. 364 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:37,659 - ♪ STEAL MY BREATH 365 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:40,662 - WE SAID "PART," NOT "ALL." 366 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:43,534 - ♪ AND I'LL BE 367 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,319 ♪ YOUR CRYING SHOULDER 368 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:51,281 - ♪ GET YOUR CAR WASH TODAY, BAH DAH BAH ♪ 369 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,457 - ♪ FILL UP AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ♪ 370 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,632 - ♪ BAH DAH BAH 371 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:57,244 - ♪ COME ON AND GIVE US A PLAY ♪ 372 00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,767 all: ♪ GET A WASH RIGHT AWAY ♪ 373 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,204 ♪ CAR WASH, YEAH - YES! 374 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,163 - OH, MAN. - THAT'S HOW YOU DO THAT! 375 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:06,122 - WHOO! - THANK YOU. 376 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,863 - SHOW SOME PRIDE. THIS IS CRAP. 377 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,997 - I AGREE, YES. CRAP. CONTINUE. 378 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,956 - NOW, FOLKS, BY SPECIAL REQUEST, 379 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,045 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE IT A LITTLE OLD SCHOOL. 380 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:19,527 THERE IS A FORMER TREBLER IN THIS ROOM. 381 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,615 - WHO? 382 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,617 - IT'S MR. ANDY BERNARD! 383 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:25,402 [humming on tuning harp] 384 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,491 [humming George Michael's Faith] 385 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:30,277 - NO, DO NOT SING THAT. DO NOT--OH, MAN. 386 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,323 - HE REMINDED US TODAY OF HOW MUCH HE MEANS TO US, 387 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,978 AND WE CERTAINLY SEEM TO MEAN A LOT TO HIM, 388 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,589 SO WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADO, HERE'S AN OLD TREBLE CLASSIC. 389 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:42,332 ♪ AH, AH, AH 390 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,552 ♪ DANK, DANK, DANK, DANK, DANK ♪ 391 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,380 ♪ DIG-A, DANK, DANK, DANK 392 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,208 both: ♪ A-WELL, I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE ♪ 393 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,558 ♪ IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY ♪ 394 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:55,389 - ♪ I KNOW NOT EVERYBODY HAS GOT A BODY LIKE YOU ♪ 395 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:57,652 ♪ BUT I GOTTA THINK TWICE - WHOA! WHOA! 396 00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:58,914 - ♪ BEFORE I GIVE MY HEART AWAY ♪ 397 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,960 WHAT THE HELL IS BROCCOLI ROB DOING HERE? 398 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,396 - SHE SAID YOU WANTED TO HEAR FAITH. 399 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,311 THAT'S BROCCOLI ROB'S SIGNATURE SONG. 400 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,704 - ♪ OH, BUT I NEED SOME TIME OFF FROM THAT EMOTION ♪ 401 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,793 - THAT'S MY SIGNATURE SONG. 402 00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,578 - I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT, MAN. 403 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,710 I JUST THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO HEAR IT. 404 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,712 - RUSSELL, I'M DRESSED LIKE GEORGE MICHAEL. 405 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:17,106 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ADAM LAMBERT. 406 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,673 - WHA-- 407 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,631 - THE MORE I HEAR ABOUT ALL THIS A CAPPELLA DRAMA, 408 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:23,634 THE MORE I THINK IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC, 409 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,463 BUT WHEN YOU'RE WITH SOMEONE, YOU PUT UP WITH THE STUFF 410 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,074 THAT MAKES YOU LOSE RESPECT FOR THEM, 411 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,815 AND THAT IS LOVE. 412 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,730 ARE YOU OKAY? 413 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:33,949 - HE'S STILL MAD. - OKAY. 414 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,560 - SHUT UP, BROCCOLI. 415 00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:39,389 - CHAMP, I FEEL AWFUL ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING. 416 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,956 RUSSELL CALLED ME UP, 417 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,786 AND THEY SAID THEY NEEDED 20 CCs OF GEORGE MICHAEL, STAT, 418 00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:47,049 SO JUST...WHAM! I SPRANG INTO ACTION. 419 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,746 YOU KNOW ME. 420 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:51,097 I ASSUMED YOU WANTED TO HEAR ME DO YOUR SIGNATURE NUMBER. 421 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,012 - YOU THOUGHT I WANTED TO SIT IN THE AUDIENCE 422 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,578 LIKE SOME SLUTTY TREB RAT? 423 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,928 A MAN'S SIGNATURE SOLO IS HIS FOR LIFE. 424 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,930 OKAY? THAT'S GROUP POLICY AND YOU KNOW IT. 425 00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,716 - LOOK, IT'S NOT MY FAULT I STILL LIVE NEAR CAMPUS, 426 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,935 AND IT'S MY DUTY AS AN ALUM 427 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,546 TO BE FRIENDLY TO THE YOUNG GUYS, 428 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:08,723 AND STOP IN TWO, THREE TIMES A WEEK. 429 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,290 - JUST DON'T DO THE SONG ANYMORE. 430 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,727 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT: WE'LL HAVE A SING-OFF FOR IT. 431 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:15,295 YOU PICK 12 ALUMS FROM ANY YEAR TO BACK YOU UP 432 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,992 AND I'LL DO THE SAME, 433 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,472 AND I'M SO CONFIDENT THAT I'LL WIN, 434 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:19,951 I WON'T EVEN WARM UP. 435 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,910 - FINE, GO AHEAD, THRASH YOUR PIPES. 436 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,868 - MY PIPES ARE PRIMO, CHAMP! 437 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:27,785 WHY DON'T YOU ASK TREY ANASTASIO ABOUT MY PIPES? 438 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:30,353 - I KNEW YOU WOULD GO THERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH! 439 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:34,314 - HE SAID, AND I QUOTE, "HEY, ROB, NICE PIPES." 440 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,185 THAT HAPPENED! - OKAY, FINE, YEAH, 441 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,186 THAT'S ONE GUY'S OPINION. - THAT'S REAL! 442 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,883 THAT'LL NEVER CHANGE! - OKAY! 443 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,756 - OKAY, DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE THE BEST SINGER EVER! 444 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:42,974 DICK. 445 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,846 - I THOUGHT THAT CONCERT WAS PRETTY GREAT. 446 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:48,589 - OH, YEAH. I DECIDED "ACAPELCA" MUSIC IS AWESOME. 447 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,547 - THEY LOST ME WHEN THEY SANG MONSTER MASH. 448 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:53,463 THAT SONG OBVIOUSLY GLORIFIES THE OCCULT. 449 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:56,292 - ANGELA, IT'S HALLOWEEN. YOU HAVE TO SING MONSTER MASH. 450 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,078 - OH, YOU HAVE TO, JIM? YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO? 451 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,689 - UH... 452 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,212 - NO, I'M JUST-- I'M SAYING, 453 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,780 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THEY DIDN'T SING IT? 454 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:08,826 WOULD THEY GO TO JAIL? WOULD THEY BE SHOT? 455 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:11,786 - OKAY. WE'LL JUST FORGET IT. 456 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,396 - NO, NO, I'M INTERESTED. - MM-HMM. 457 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,702 - I MEAN, I THINK EVERYBODY'S INTERESTED 458 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,834 IN WHY THEY HAVETO SING IT. 459 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,880 - 'CAUSE IT IS HALLOWEEN. - MM-HMM. 460 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,011 - SO IF YOU'RE GONNA SING A CONCERT, 461 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,056 IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO THROW THAT ONE IN. 462 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,144 - YEAH, YEAH, NO, NO, 463 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,798 IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, 464 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:27,106 BUT YOU HAVE TO, UM, FEED YOUR CHILDREN, 465 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:29,456 SEND THEM TO SCHOOL. 466 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:30,674 YOU KNOW, ALL THINGS YOU CAN'T DO 467 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,894 IF YOU JUST KEEP SINGING MONSTER MASH. 468 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:38,943 - IT TURNS OUT PAM REALLY, REALLY HATES MONSTER MASH. 469 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:43,165 I MEAN, LIKE, NEVER BRING THAT SONG UP IN FRONT OF HER. 470 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:47,169 EVEN THOUGH JIM WAS MAKING GREAT POINTS, 471 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,910 LIKE, IN FAVOR OF THE SONG, 472 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:54,785 PAM WAS LIKE, "NO. HATE IT. STUPID." 473 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:57,527 - THIS IS ALL SO SILLY, RIGHT? 474 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:58,833 - [grunts] 475 00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,661 - WHAT AM I GONNA DO, MOVE BACK TO CORNELL? 476 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,793 - [laughs] YEAH. 477 00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,231 - I MEAN, WHAT IF WE DID THAT? 478 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:08,538 LIKE, WE GOT JOBS AND WE WERE HAPPY ALL THE TIME? 479 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,845 - OH, WELL, ANDY, WE'RE NOT MOVING TO CORNELL. 480 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,586 - [chuckles] DUH, I KNOW. 481 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,457 THAT WOULD BE INSANE. - YEAH. 482 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,894 - IT COULD TOTALLY WORK, THOUGH. 483 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:20,028 I DON'T KNOW WHY WE WOULDN'T. 484 00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,551 OH, MY GOD, ARE WE DOING THIS? 485 00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:25,076 - OY. ANDY, WHAT IS GOING ON? 486 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:30,952 - IF I AM NOT BONER CHAMP... 487 00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,649 I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM. 488 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,870 - WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE THE WISE, OLD GUY 489 00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:40,570 THAT THE NEW, UM, B-O-N-E-R CHAMP LOOKS UP TO. 490 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,789 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD JUST-- 491 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:42,877 - MAKE A DONATION. 492 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,053 - WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY BE A MENTOR. 493 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:47,403 - YES. 494 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:50,101 I'M GONNA MAKE A DONATION. 495 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,973 AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS I KNOW SOMEONE 496 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,497 WHO WORKS AT THE BERNARD FAMILY FOUNDATION. 497 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,978 HER NAME IS "MOM." - OH. 498 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,028 - [whispering] I WANT SOME OF THOSE PILLS. 499 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,248 - OH. WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. 500 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,554 I MEAN, YOU'LL NEED A PRESCRIPTION. 501 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,556 - OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, THEY'RE NOT FOR ME. 502 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,427 THEY'RE FOR MY COUSIN MOSE. 503 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:14,474 HE'S JUST HAVING A TOUGH TIME, BEING WIFELESS 504 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,999 AND A HIGH-PRESSURE JOB AND HIS CRAZY COUSIN MOSE. 505 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,305 OTHER COUSIN MOSE. - MM. 506 00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:23,439 GOT IT. WELL, YOU TELL MOSE 507 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:26,616 THAT HE'S A GOOD MAN AND I HOPE HE FEELS BETTER. 508 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:32,492 - WHICH ONE? MOSE OR THE REAL MOSE? 509 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,885 - THE REAL MOSE. 510 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,323 - HE SAYS THANK YOU. 511 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,153 - MOM, I HAD THIS REALLY CHARITABLE IDEA 512 00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:45,287 TO SET UP A SCHOLARSHIP FOR A CAPPELLA KIDS AT CORNELL, 513 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,637 AND JUST NEED TO WIRE SOME MONEY OVER THERE. 514 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,117 WHAT? 515 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,119 [a cappella group singing Cornell Alma Mater] 516 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:54,470 - ♪ FAR ABOVE THE BUSY HUMMING ♪ 517 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:57,299 ♪ OF THE BUSTLING TOWN 518 00:20:57,343 --> 00:21:00,520 ♪ REARED AGAINST THE ARCH OF HEAVEN LOOKS SHE PROUDLY DOWN ♪ 519 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,870 - WHAT'S WRONG? 520 00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:06,047 - MY PARENTS ARE BROKE. 521 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:09,355 - ♪ LIFT THE CHORUS, SPEED IT ONWARD ♪ 522 00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:14,142 ♪ LOUD HER PRAISES TELL 523 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:18,059 ♪ HAIL TO THEE, OUR ALMA MATER ♪ 524 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:23,543 ♪ HAIL, ALL HAIL, CORNELL