1 00:00:05,614 --> 00:00:08,791 - CAN YOU GUYS COME WITH ME FOR A MINUTE? 2 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:10,923 I KNOW YOU SAW ME WITH THE SENATOR. 3 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:12,273 I THINK I'M IN LOVE, 4 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:14,014 POSSIBLY FOR THE FIRST TIME. 5 00:00:14,057 --> 00:00:16,755 SO, YES, SENATOR LIPTON AND I ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR. 6 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:19,671 I HOPE THAT I CAN COUNT ON YOUR SENSITIVITY, 7 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:23,458 MATURITY, AND DISCRETION. 8 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:31,553 WHY? 9 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:34,556 [cheerful music] 10 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:41,476 ♪ 11 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:42,999 - ALL RIGHT, GOOD. YEAH, JUST SELL IT 12 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,827 AND GET THE BEST PRICE YOU CAN, OKAY? 13 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:46,611 - OR WE CAN HOPE FOR A HOLIDAY RALLY? 14 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:48,265 - MIKE, I'M NOT A DAY TRADER. 15 00:00:48,309 --> 00:00:50,615 I'M JUST A FIRST RESPONDER IN A DISASTER. 16 00:00:50,659 --> 00:00:53,096 - ANDY'S FAMILY HAD A TOTAL MELTDOWN. 17 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,489 HIS DAD BLEW THROUGH ALL THEIR MONEY 18 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:56,404 AND TOOK OFF TO ARGENTINA WITH A YOUNGER WOMAN. 19 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:58,101 - AND HIS BROTHER, WALT JR., 20 00:00:58,145 --> 00:00:59,320 LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE WINE CELLAR. 21 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:01,322 - THE WEIRDEST PART IS ANDY. 22 00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:03,280 THE AFTERMATH GOT DUMPED ON HIM, 23 00:01:03,324 --> 00:01:06,588 AND THE WAY HE'S BEEN HANDLING IT IS JUST SO-- 24 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:08,546 - COMPETENT. - RIGHT? 25 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,157 - ARE THE NARDS HURTIN'? YEAH, YOU BET. 26 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,245 GOT KICKED PRETTY HARD. 27 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:12,681 FAMILY SHATTERED, SUPER SAD. 28 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:14,030 BUT I'M KINDA CRUSHIN' IT 29 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,336 IN THE DAMAGE CONTROL DEPARTMENT. 30 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:17,294 SO, THAT'S COOL. 31 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:19,340 I WISH MY DAD COULD SEE ME NOW. 32 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:21,864 OF COURSE, HE CAUSED THIS WHOLE MESS, SO... 33 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:23,648 [bleep] HIM. 34 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:25,607 - KEVIN, LISTEN TO ME. 35 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,304 I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SENATOR. 36 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:29,001 AND I NEED TIME TO SORT THIS OUT 37 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:31,308 IN A RESPONSIBLE MANNER. 38 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:33,745 SO I NEED YOUR HELP IN KEEPING IT A SECRET, 39 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:36,574 BECAUSE THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ME. 40 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:38,098 OKAY? 41 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:40,056 - THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 42 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,145 NO, I-I TOTALLY GET THAT. 43 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:44,626 - CAN YOU DO THIS, KEVIN? 44 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:47,977 - I REALLY WANT TO. 45 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,197 WHATEVER HAPPENS, ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT. 46 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,286 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. HEY, HEY. 47 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,983 - OH, GREAT. 48 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:58,335 YEAH, UM, I'LL GET RIGHT BACK TO YOU. 49 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:02,078 HEY, GUYS, HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF IRIS BLACK ON THE RADIO? 50 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,254 - YEAH, SHE HOSTS THE DR. LAURA SHOW. 51 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:05,734 - NOPE, THAT'S DR. LAURA. 52 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:07,214 WELL, HER SHOW "BIZWHIZ" 53 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:08,954 WANTS SOMEONE FROM DUNDER MIFFLIN 54 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:10,173 TO COME ON THE AIR TODAY. 55 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,306 DOES ANYBODY FEEL PARTICULARLY PASSIONATE 56 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:13,698 ABOUT LOCAL BUSINESS ISSUES? 57 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:17,311 - I DO. I DO. I DO. I DO. I DO. 58 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:19,356 THE MEDIA CAN MAKE YOU FAMOUS. 59 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,489 AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EASY IT IS 60 00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:23,708 TO SELL SOMETHING WHEN YOU'RE FAMOUS? 61 00:02:23,752 --> 00:02:25,580 "UH, YEAH, WOW. 62 00:02:25,623 --> 00:02:29,410 "10 REAMS OF 40-POUND BOND AT ONLY $6.90 AFTER DISCOUNT? 63 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:32,282 UH, WHATEVER YOU SAY, BRAD PITT." 64 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:35,329 IT'S THAT EASY. 65 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:37,896 - HEY, SO THAT GOOD-LOOKING SINGLE BROTHER OF YOURS? 66 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:40,377 HEARD HE WAS IN A DOWNWARD SPIRAL WITH BOOZE. 67 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,597 - YEAH. HE'S IN REHAB, ACTUALLY. 68 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:43,685 - WHICH PLACE? 69 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:44,990 THE ONE RIGHT NEAR PHILLY? 70 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,296 I COULD BE THERE IN AN HOUR. 71 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:47,732 - NO, IT'S IN NEW MEXICO. 72 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,299 - OH. 73 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:52,824 SO, HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? 74 00:02:52,868 --> 00:02:56,350 - WE'RE DONE, MEREDITH. 75 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:59,440 - [gibberish] 76 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:00,963 GRETA THE TITTLE-TATTLE PRATTLED ON 77 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:02,269 ABOUT THE LITTLE METAL BOTTLE. 78 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:03,661 - OH, MY GOD. - SHE SPAT A BIT OF SPITTLE-- 79 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,185 - DWIGHT. [all groaning] 80 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:06,751 - IN A BITTER BATTLE-- HEY, HEY. 81 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,492 STOP QUESTIONING MY METHODS, OKAY? 82 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:12,714 I WAS CHOSEN FOR THIS TASK FOR A VERY GOOD REASON. 83 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:14,063 - NO. YOU CHOSE YOURSELF. 84 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:16,848 - TRICKY SISKEL SPAT A BIT OF WICKED BISCUIT-- 85 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:18,807 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THERE'S A LOT OF ASSETS HERE 86 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,330 THAT MY DAD COULDN'T STEAL. 87 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:23,290 NOW, FIRST OF ALL, THERE IS THE FAMILY BOAT, 88 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,161 A 43-FOOT TARTAN SLOOP. 89 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,468 MY LAWYER HAS LINED UP A BUYER IN THE BAHAMAS. 90 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:30,384 THE SALE WOULD COVER THE COST OF A CONDO 91 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:32,255 AND LIVING EXPENSES FOR MY MOM. 92 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:33,300 - SOUNDS GREAT. - PERFECT. 93 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:35,258 - TOTALLY, EXCEPT IT IS A NO-GO. 94 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:37,826 THIS BOAT WAS THE HEART AND SOUL OF OUR FAMILY. 95 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:39,523 SO WHAT ELSE WE GOT? NON-BOAT IDEAS. 96 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:41,525 - WHAT HAPPENED? - JAMMED. 97 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:42,961 - EXCUSE ME A SECOND. - COULD THIS DAY GET WORSE? 98 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:44,093 - [laughs] 99 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:47,139 YEAH, I THINK THIS DAY COULD GET WORSE. 100 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:50,969 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - KEVIN. 101 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:53,494 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 102 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:54,712 - SHE COULD GET, LIKE, 103 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:57,367 60 PACKAGES OF RAMEN NOODLES FOR 5 BUCKS. 104 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,282 - OH, HEY, SORRY. - SHE COULD EAT FOR A MONTH. 105 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,283 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE GRAND TOTAL? 106 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:01,415 DID WE MAKE OUR NUT? 107 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:04,461 - IF WE SELL EVERYTHING BUT THE BOAT, 108 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:07,290 YOUR MOM SHOULD BE SET FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS. 109 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,379 - GUYS, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 110 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,729 THIS BOAT'S BEEN IN OUR FAMILY SINCE BEFORE I WAS BORN. 111 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:14,950 - YEAH, DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE THAT PLACE 112 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,473 WHERE YOU USED TO SPEND YOUR SUMMERS 113 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,258 AND HAVE ALL THOSE MEMORIES? 114 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:20,216 - I WORKED AT A JIFFY LUBE. - SEE? 115 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,565 I BET YOU WOULDN'T SELL THAT JIFFY LUBE 116 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:23,393 FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, WOULD YOU, DARRYL? 117 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:26,483 - I WOULD IF I OWNED IT AND I WENT BROKE. 118 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:28,050 - ALL RIGHT. UH, ALL RIGHT. 119 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:30,444 I'M GONNA TELL THE LAWYER TO PULL THE TRIGGER ON THE BOAT. 120 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:32,315 YES, THE BOAT MEANS EVERYTHING TO MY FAMILY, 121 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,448 BUT WE NEED THE MONEY. 122 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:35,797 GOT THE MEMORIES, DON'T NEED THE BOAT. 123 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:36,972 CAN'T CRY ABOUT IT. 124 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,321 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? CRY ABOUT IT? 125 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:41,237 EXCUSE ME. 126 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,109 - OH, OKAY. NO PROBLEM. 127 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:46,329 THANKS. 128 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:47,939 HEY, GUYS, WPTU CALLED. 129 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,463 THE INTERVIEW'S OFF. 130 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:51,029 THEY'RE OPENING A NEW CUPCAKE STORE 131 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:53,771 AT THE STEAMTOWN MALL, AND IRIS WANTS TO COVER THAT, SO... 132 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,469 - WELL, WHY DON'T I GO AND TELL DWIGHT, 133 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:58,646 SO HE CAN STOP BEING SUCH A COMPLETE NIPPLE? 134 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:00,517 - HE'S GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED. 135 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:03,477 - YES, HE IS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 136 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,522 WE CANNOT LET THAT HAPPEN. 137 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:11,441 - FAX? 138 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:15,924 - OH, YEAH. JUST--JUST A MINUTE. 139 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,578 WATERMELON TEETH. 140 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:19,449 THIS ISN'T HOW I WOULD CHEER UP JUST ANYONE, 141 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,538 BUT IT'S A GIRLFRIEND'S JOB TO KNOW HER MAN, 142 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:23,366 AND I KNOW ANDY. 143 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,499 HE IS SERIOUSLY JUVENILE. 144 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,501 - COOL. 145 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:28,502 HE'S, LIKE, 40, THOUGH, RIGHT? 146 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:29,764 - OH, NO. 147 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:32,375 HE COULDN'T BE MORE THAN LATE 30s, TOPS. 148 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:37,249 - AWESOME. HAVE FUN. 149 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:38,250 - [trills lips] 150 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:40,992 DUNDER MIFFLIN. DUNDER MIFFLIN. 151 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:42,254 GOOD, SOUNDS-- 152 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:48,260 [phone ringing] 153 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:49,566 THIS IS DWIGHT SCHRUTE. 154 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:52,308 - PLEASE HOLD FOR MS. BLACK. 155 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,744 [keyboard playing upbeat theme] 156 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:55,529 - [American accent] AND WELCOME BACK TO "BIZWHIZ." 157 00:05:55,572 --> 00:05:57,444 I'M IRIS BLACK. 158 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:58,923 ON THE LINE, WE HAVE DUNDER MIFFLIN 159 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:01,273 SENIOR SALES ASSOCIATE DWIGHT SCHRUTE. 160 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:03,450 - IRIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME. 161 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:05,582 - [knocks] 162 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:09,412 HELP! MY TEETH ARE ALL MESSED UP IN MY MOUTH. 163 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:10,674 [laughs] 164 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,067 - DID YOU NEED SOMETHING? 165 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:15,984 - OH, I JUST NEED YOUR SIGNATURE ON THIS. 166 00:06:16,027 --> 00:06:17,638 - OKAY. 167 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:23,905 THANKS. 168 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,650 - KEVIN, WE'RE OUT OF 1138 FORMS. 169 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:31,086 DID YOU ORDER MORE? 170 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:33,654 - I DID NOT. 171 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:35,438 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SURPRISED. 172 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:37,527 LITERALLY NOTHING YOU COULD DO COULD SURPRISE ME ANYMORE. 173 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,442 - OH, REALLY, ANGELA? 174 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:41,705 THAT'S INTERESTING. 175 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:44,360 'CAUSE I DO THINK THAT I COULD SURPRISE YOU. 176 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,622 [laughs] 177 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:48,016 I THINK THAT I COULD SURPRISE YOU ALL THE-- 178 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,496 - AH! 179 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,454 - I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 180 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:53,761 - THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME. 181 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:55,589 - THAT ACTUALLY WASN'T THE WORST COVER. 182 00:06:55,632 --> 00:06:57,504 I'D SAY AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK, KEVIN RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM, 183 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:59,984 SHOUTING THAT HE HAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 184 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:03,510 - OH! I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! 185 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:04,554 [elevator bell rings] 186 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:06,426 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! 187 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:09,864 [tires screeching] 188 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:18,046 - OKAY, WHO WANTS TO GO FOR A SUPER FUN LUNCH 189 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:19,569 WITH A SUPER FUN GIRLFRIEND? 190 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:22,616 - LOOK, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT-- 191 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,269 - OKAY, COME ON, I GOT SOMEONE TO COVER THE PHONES, 192 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:26,489 I HEARD ON THE RADIO ABOUT A NEW CUPCAKE PLACE 193 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:29,666 WE COULD GO FOR DESSERT, PERFECT. 194 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:33,365 - ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO WAS SAIL THE DAMN THING. 195 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:34,802 BUT DAD WOULDN'T LET ME. 196 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:38,370 HE SAID, "YOU CAN'T BE A SKIPPER UNTIL YOU'RE A MAN." 197 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:39,589 YOU KNOW, I'D REACH FOR THE WHEEL, 198 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,722 AND HE'D JUST SMACK MY HAND AWAY. 199 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:42,723 WELL, GUESS WHAT. 200 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,507 NOW I'M THE MAN OF THE FAMILY, 201 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:48,685 AND WE'RE SELLING THE DAMN THING. 202 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,382 SO I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE THE CHANCE. 203 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,559 - WELL, WHEN DOES THE BOAT LEAVE, EXACTLY? 204 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:53,951 - TONIGHT. 205 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:56,563 - THEN SCREW LUNCH. LET'S GO FOR A SUNSET SAIL. 206 00:07:56,606 --> 00:08:00,523 - YEAH, RIGHT. IT'S IN STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT. 207 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:01,785 WE'D HAVE TO LEAVE, LIKE, RIGHT NOW. 208 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,439 - OKAY, WELL, THEN LET'S LEAVE, LIKE, RIGHT NOW. 209 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,527 - YEAH, OKAY. 210 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,398 - YEAH, OKAY. LET'S GO. 211 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,617 - SERIOUSLY? 212 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:10,533 - OF COURSE SERIOUSLY. GET YOUR COAT ON. 213 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,100 - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 214 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:13,710 - LET'S DO IT. - LET'S DO IT. 215 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:18,541 - IRIS, LET ME TELL YOU. DAVID WALLACE IS THE CEO. 216 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:20,195 BUT HE'S NOT HANDS-ON. 217 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:22,937 - SO THE DAY-TO-DAY OPERATIONS ARE ENTIRELY UNDER YOUR COMMAND? 218 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:27,158 - ENTIRELY IS THE PERFECT WAY TO DESCRIBE IT, IRIS. 219 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:30,510 - UH, EXCUSE ME, I'M BEING TOLD BY MY SOUND ENGINEER STEVE 220 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,555 THAT, UH, THERE IS A CLINKING SOUND 221 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:33,469 COMING FROM YOUR END. 222 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,558 DOES YOUR SHIRT HAVE BUTTONS? 223 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:36,994 - YES. 224 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:39,083 - I'M SO SORRY, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU 225 00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:40,650 TO REMOVE THE SHIRT ALTOGETHER. 226 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:48,571 - NOW THEN. 227 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,225 WE WERE SAYING, WHEN MY WORKERS GATHER-- 228 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,879 - OH, I'M SO SORRY. 229 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:55,056 I AM TOLD WE ARE STILL HAVING PROBLEMS, MR. SCHRUTE. 230 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:57,319 YOUR VOICE, IT'S SOUNDING A LITTLE FEMININE. 231 00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:58,538 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 232 00:08:58,581 --> 00:08:59,669 - ARE YOU, BY ANY CHANCE, 233 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:02,150 WEARING PANTS WITH A METALLIC ZIPPER? 234 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,547 - [sighs] 235 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,200 THE SENATOR IS EXHAUSTED. 236 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,724 THIS CAMPAIGN IS WEARING HIM OUT. 237 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,160 - IT'S A TOUGH ONE. 238 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:14,597 - THAT MAN HE'S UP AGAINST IS SO DIRTY, 239 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:17,382 AND THE SENATOR'S JUST PUSHING BACK AS HARD AS HE CAN. 240 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:20,603 - [groans] PLEASE STOP. 241 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:21,604 - WHAT? 242 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,520 - PLEASE STOP. 243 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,870 - ANYWAYS, LAST NIGHT, HE WAS SO TIRED, 244 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,437 HE JUST WANTED A LITTLE MEXICAN BROUGHT IN. 245 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,743 - [laughs] 246 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:32,006 I CAN'T. IT'S--IT'S TOO MUCH. 247 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:35,618 [laughs] 248 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,535 - I'M IN BIG TROUBLE. 249 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,624 - YEAH, OSCAR'S IN BIG TROUBLE. 250 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:48,675 - OKAY, HOW IS MY VOICE NOW? 251 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,372 - I'M GETTING THE ALL CLEAR FROM STEVE. 252 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:52,592 SO, MR. SCHRUTE, WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE 253 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:54,594 TO THE CONSUMER PRODUCT SAFETY COMMISSION 254 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:58,380 THAT SAYS DUNDER MIFFLIN PAPER IS TOXIC? 255 00:09:58,423 --> 00:09:59,816 - THIS IS GOTCHA JOURNALISM. 256 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,557 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY'RE NOT GONNA "GOTCH" ME. 257 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,820 - IT'S CLEARLY NOT AN ACCOUNTING MISTAKE. 258 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:06,780 - OH, KEVIN. - SO... 259 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,999 - HIS GAMBLING PROBLEM MUST HAVE RESURFACED. 260 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:11,132 I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEND HIM HOME 261 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:13,438 UNTIL I CAN DO AN INVESTIGATION. 262 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:17,399 - WELL, YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. 263 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,966 - THIS IS SLANDER, MS. BLACK. 264 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,532 SLANDER, I SAY. 265 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:24,014 I DARE YOU TO PRODUCE ONE CREDIBLE SOURCE ABOUT THIS. 266 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:26,538 - WELL, AS IT HAPPENS, WE HAVE WITH US 267 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,540 THE FOREMAN OF YOUR UPSTATE NEW YORK PAPER MILL, 268 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:29,672 SONDRA MC-- 269 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,674 SONDRA MICK. 270 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:32,980 - [New York accent] GOOD AFTERNOON, IRIS. 271 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,155 IT'S A PLEASURE. 272 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,243 - I'LL GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. 273 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,636 IS YOUR PAPER TOXIC? 274 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,072 - NO, THE PAPER'S NOT TOXIC... 275 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:39,203 - THANK YOU, SONDRA! 276 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,641 - UNLESS IT'S EXPOSED TO OXYGEN. 277 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:42,990 THEN IT BECOMES EXTREMELY TOXIC. 278 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,208 - DO NOT LISTEN TO HER! 279 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,732 THIS EMPLOYEE IS OBVIOUSLY DISGRUNTLED. 280 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,342 - WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON? 281 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,909 THE STOCK PRICE IS PLUMMETING. 282 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,475 ARE YOU GONNA GET CONTROL OF THE MESSAGE, 283 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,042 OR DO I HAVE TO SEND IN SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE MEDIA? 284 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,522 - GET OUT OF HERE, MORON! - OKAY. 285 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,829 - UH, EXCUSE ME, MR. DWIGHT, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 286 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,569 - UH, NO ONE. 287 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,397 - DID YOU JUST CALL MS. MICK A MORON? 288 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:00,442 - NO, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 289 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,139 - ARE YOU INSULTING MY GUESTS? 290 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,707 - [sighs] 291 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:09,407 - OKAY. I WILL BE RIGHT THERE. 292 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,757 HEY, OSCAR. 293 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,628 WHAT IF I'M GETTING A PROMOTION? 294 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,499 - I HOPE THAT'S IT, KEVIN. 295 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:15,675 - ME TOO. 296 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:19,374 'CAUSE THEN, I WOULD GET MY OWN OFFICE, 297 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:22,899 AND I WOULDN'T SCREW UP YOUR SECRET WITH ANGELA. 298 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:25,249 I'VE BEEN REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THAT. 299 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:34,302 - HI, KEVIN. LOOK, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU-- 300 00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:37,087 - HI. - GUYS, EXCUSE ME. 301 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,959 UM, A QUICK WORD? PLEASE, JUST-- 302 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,830 - OSCAR, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF TALKING. 303 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:41,918 - I KNOW. I'M SO SORRY. 304 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,790 SNACK MACHINE, ON ME. 305 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,227 - OH, THAT IS NICE. 306 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:49,709 CLASSY MOVE. 307 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:50,797 - THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! 308 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,755 NO, OF COURSE NOT! [door opens] 309 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,279 WHA-- - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 310 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,762 - THOSE FIGURES I GAVE YOU, THEY'RE FALSE. 311 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,590 - NO. 312 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,418 - I WAS MAD AT KEVIN. 313 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:06,900 WE HAD A FIGHT, AND I ACTED VINDICTIVELY. 314 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,511 - SO YOU SET HIM UP. 315 00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:10,555 - YES, HE'S INNOCENT. 316 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:13,689 - OH...I KNEW IT. 317 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,691 I KNEW IT FROM THE BEGINNING, THIS WAS A POSSIBILITY. 318 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,649 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I JUST DID THIS NOW. 319 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:20,652 - OH, NO, A FEW YEARS AGO, 320 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,002 WHEN I WAS ON THE JURY, THE SCRANTON STRANGLER. 321 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,481 - SURE. 322 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,092 - I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN SET UP, 323 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,702 BUT I FELT PRESSURED TO CONVICT. 324 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,443 - THAT'S GOTTA BE TOUGH. 325 00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:29,574 - TOUGH? 326 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,620 I PUT AN INNOCENT MAN ON DEATH ROW. 327 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,665 - THE FALLOUT FROM THIS MORNING'S REVELATION 328 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:34,797 CONTINUES TO MOUNT. 329 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,799 SINCE MR. DWIGHT SCHRUTE BEGAN SPEAKING, 330 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:40,585 DUNDER MIFFLIN SHARE PRICES FELL 73%. 331 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,936 MR. SCHRUTE, SHAREHOLDERS DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY 332 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,372 FROM CORPORATE LEADERSHIP. 333 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,722 CAN WE ANNOUNCE YOUR RESIGNATION AT THIS TIME? 334 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,376 - MY RESIGNATION? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 335 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,856 NO, I'M JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS! 336 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:52,728 LISTEN, THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CATASTROPHE 337 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:56,906 IS THE CEO AND CHAIRMAN, DAVID WALLACE. 338 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,125 - THAT'S YOURS? 339 00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,300 - THAT'S THE FAMILY BOAT RIGHT THERE. 340 00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,955 - OH, MY GOSH, ANDY. THIS IS ENORMOUS. 341 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:02,999 - RIGHT? 342 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:03,957 - I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE TINY. 343 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,829 OH, MY GOSH. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 344 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:10,180 SO THIS IS HOW YOUR FAMILY CAME TO AMERICA. 345 00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,530 - MOVE. - SORRY? 346 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,141 - I'M TRYING TO RIG A BOAT HERE. 347 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,316 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT WHEN YOU'RE STANDING IN THE WAY. 348 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,840 - SURE, I-I'M NOT-- I DIDN'T KNOW. 349 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:21,061 - I'M NOT A GHOST, SO I CAN'T WALK THROUGH PEOPLE. 350 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,453 OKAY. - OKAY. 351 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:25,848 HE WAS SALTY. - YES, A LITTLE BIT. 352 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,807 HOW YOU DOING, OLD BUDDY? MISSED YOU. 353 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:28,851 - WHAT DOES THAT ONE DO? 354 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,766 - THIS RAISES THE MAINSAIL. 355 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,028 THAT WAS MY JOB WHEN WE WENT SAILING. 356 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:33,377 - I WISH I HAD SEEN YOU DO IT. 357 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,510 - REALLY? - YEAH. 358 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,687 - UP SHE GOES. 359 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,689 - DON'T DO THAT. 360 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,647 DON'T DO THAT. - OH, IT'S OKAY. 361 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:43,823 MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WERE ACTUALLY GONNA 362 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,302 TAKE HER FOR A LITTLE SPIN AND A PICNIC 363 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,521 BEFORE YOU GUYS HEAD OUT TONIGHT. 364 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:48,436 YOU KNOW WHAT? GET SOME DINNER ON ME. 365 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:49,698 - NOPE. CAN'T DO THAT. 366 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,395 - GOT IT. 367 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:52,614 YOU KNOW WHAT, THEN WE'LL JUST TAKE IT 368 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:55,878 FOR A QUICK LITTLE SPIN AROUND THE HARBOR. 369 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,575 - WE'VE ALREADY STARTED BOARDING. 370 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,795 NO ONE IS INSURED TO RIG OR OPERATE NOW, EXCEPT US. 371 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,971 - YOU KNOW WHAT? CHILL, OKAY? 372 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:05,061 I OWN THE BOAT. NOT GONNA SUE MYSELF. 373 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,542 ALL RIGHT? SO JUST-- 374 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:08,891 WOW. 375 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:09,892 - I CAN SMACK YOU ALL DAY IF YOU KEEP TOUCHING 376 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,808 WHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH. 377 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,201 - OKAY, FINE, FINE. - OKAY? 378 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,593 - YEAH, FINE. - GOOD STUFF. 379 00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,639 - GOOD STUFF. GREAT STUFF. 380 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:21,817 [bleep] DAMN IT! 381 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,863 SCREW YOU, DAD! UGH! 382 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,649 - WELL, WE'RE DOING IT. 383 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:31,044 WE'RE FINALLY HAVING A PICNIC ON THE BOAT. 384 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:34,351 - I'VE HAD A THOUSAND PICNICS ON THIS BOAT. 385 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,223 THE POINT WAS FOR ME TO SAIL IT. 386 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:41,750 - ANDY, YOU NEVER HAD TO SAIL THE BOAT TO BE A MAN. 387 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,273 - FINE, BUT I COULD HAVE. 388 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:46,407 - AS LONG AS WE'RE ON THIS BOAT, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, 389 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,408 YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN. 390 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,279 - I AM THE CAPTAIN. 391 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,846 - YEAH. - RIGHT? 392 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,241 - YEAH. 393 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,852 - I'M THE CAPTAIN. 394 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,509 HEY, CHARM SCHOOL. 395 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,597 - WHAT? 396 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:06,862 - I'M TAKING OVER FROM HERE. - NICE. 397 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,343 - OKAY, I HATE TO RUIN THIS, UH, MOMENT, 398 00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,736 OR BREAKDOWN, BUT YOU ALREADY SIGNED THE PAPERS. 399 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,390 SO, IF YOU WANT YOUR BOAT BACK, YOU CAN PICK IT UP 400 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,305 THERE IN THE BAHAMAS IN TEN DAYS. 401 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:16,393 - YEAH, I KNOW, 'CAUSE I'M SAILING IT THERE. 402 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:17,917 - OKAY, NO. 403 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,875 I ALREADY SAID YOU'RE NOT GETTING BACK YOUR DEPOSIT. 404 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,791 - FINE, KEEP IT. JUST LEAVE THE SUPPLIES. 405 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:26,099 I ALREADY PAID FOR THOSE. 406 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:29,363 AND HOW MUCH FOR THAT COOL FISHERMAN SWEATER? 407 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:32,409 - FOR THOSE JUST JOINING US, TERROR IN GREENWICH, 408 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,368 WHERE POLICE HAVE SURROUNDED THE HOUSE 409 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,413 OF DUNDER MIFFLIN CEO DAVID WALLACE. 410 00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:38,894 WALLACE IS SAID TO BE DESPONDENT 411 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,157 OVER THE COMPANY'S STOCK PLUMMET, 412 00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,985 AND HAS TAKEN A MAILMAN HOSTAGE. 413 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:47,468 ON THE LINE, WE HAVE CHIEF OF GREENWICH POLICE, 414 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,731 MR. BILL JACKSON. 415 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,951 - GOOD AFTERNOON. 416 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,387 - PLEASE, SIR, SPARE HIM. 417 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:54,779 PLEASE. 418 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,608 - UH, THIS WALLACE GUY'S LOOKING AT HARD TIME, 419 00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,176 AND WE ONLY KNOW THIS BECAUSE OF WHAT DWIGHT SNOOT SAID 420 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,308 ON RECORD. 421 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,179 - OKAY, EVERYONE. EVERYONE, HOLD ON. 422 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,225 I'VE GOT A SOLUTION. 423 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,530 I KNOW WALLACE'S PHONE NUMBER. 424 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:07,923 EVERYONE HOLD, I'LL CONFERENCE HIM IN. 425 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,230 - OH, NO, MR. SCHRUTE, THERE'S REALLY NO NEED TO, 426 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,101 UM, INVOLVE MR. WALLACE. 427 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,450 - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 428 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,017 - YEAH. 429 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,453 YEAH, I KNOW HOW TO HOIST THE MAINSAIL, 430 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,151 I KNOW HOW TO-- 431 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:22,111 THESE BUTTONS CONTROL BILGE PUMPS AND STUFF. 432 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,200 I ALSO KNOW WHERE THE BOOZE STASH IS. 433 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:27,116 HELLO. 434 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,683 WALT? 435 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,468 - OH, GOD! THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE. 436 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,122 I WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE, 437 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:36,560 UH, WITH THIS DOOR, UH, YESTERDAY. 438 00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:40,782 I, UM-- I THINK IT WAS YESTERDAY. 439 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,262 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN REHAB. 440 00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,480 - YEAH, I JUST, UH-- 441 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,308 I FIGURED I'D GET THAT FIRST RELAPSE 442 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,049 OUT OF THE WAY. 443 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,138 GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENED TO OUR FAMILY? 444 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:51,662 EVERYTHING IS SO MESSED UP. 445 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,186 HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW I WAS IN HERE? 446 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:54,404 - I DIDN'T. 447 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,840 I JUST CAME TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO THE BOAT, 448 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,843 BUT I'VE DECIDED TO SAIL IT TO BERMUDA. 449 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,498 - BAHAMAS, ANDY. - SAME THING. 450 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:04,675 I NEED A CREW. YOU SHOULD BE MY CREW. 451 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,026 THREE WEEKS, OPEN OCEAN, NO BOOZE. 452 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,027 YOU NEED THIS. 453 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,290 I NEED IT. WE NEED THIS. 454 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,682 SERIOUS BRO TIME. COME ON. 455 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,945 - HELLO? - DAVID, IS THAT YOU? 456 00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:14,946 - DWIGHT? 457 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,513 - OH, THANK GOD. OH, THANK GOD. 458 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,298 ARE YOU OKAY? IS EVERYONE OKAY? 459 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:19,603 - YEAH. ARE YOU OKAY? 460 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:20,909 - I'M OKAY. 461 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:24,521 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I BELIEVE IN YOU. 462 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,175 I REALLY DO. 463 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:29,483 AND I BELIEVE IN YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICES. 464 00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,572 I ALWAYS HAVE, DAVID. 465 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,487 - WELL, THANKS, DWIGHT. 466 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,097 - YOU'RE WELCOME, SIR. 467 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,578 BUT, DAVID, LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY. 468 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:41,103 I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO LET THE MAILMAN GO, OKAY? 469 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,148 - DWIGHT? 470 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,540 - WALK OUT OF THE HOUSE... - WHAT? 471 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,499 - WITH YOUR HANDS ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD. 472 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,544 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE. 473 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,764 DUNDER MIFFLIN WILL BE IN GOOD HANDS 474 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,635 WHILE YOU'RE AWAY IN PRISON. 475 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,028 - OKAY, DWIGHT? 476 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,682 GONNA ASK YOU TO NOT CALL ME ON MY CELL ANYMORE. 477 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:55,683 GOTTA GO. 478 00:17:55,726 --> 00:18:00,340 [applause] 479 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,603 - WAIT A MINUTE. 480 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:03,691 YOU GUYS? 481 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:04,996 YOU HEARD? 482 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,824 all: SCHRUTE! SCHRUTE! SCHRUTE! 483 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,784 SCHRUTE! SCHRUTE! SCHRUTE! SCHRUTE! SCHRUTE! SCHRUTE! 484 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,046 - SCHRUTE! SCHRUTE! 485 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,961 OVERALL, I'D SAY MY FIRST RADIO INTERVIEW 486 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:16,486 WENT PRETTY MUCH THE WAY I EXPECTED. 487 00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,837 - WELL, OSCAR, I DID NOT GET THE PROMOTION. 488 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:22,318 HE JUST WANTED TO UPDATE MY PERSONAL INFORMATION. 489 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:25,539 - WELL, I'M SORRY, KEVIN. 490 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,150 - WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU THINK YOU WERE GETTING A PROMOTION? 491 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,370 - YOU KNOW WHAT, ANGELA? I-- 492 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,589 OH, MY GOD. 493 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,374 - HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 494 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,767 - OH, I JUST HAD AN INTUITION THAT SOMEONE I LOVE 495 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,814 NEEDED A LITTLE OF MY ATTENTION TODAY. 496 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,773 OSCAR, LOOKING VERY HEALTHY. 497 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,645 GETTING LOTS OF VIGOROUS EXERCISE? 498 00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:47,648 - NO. NO. 499 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:50,738 - OSCAR, WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT WAS THAT? 500 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,131 - WHA-- - WHAT WAS THAT? 501 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,828 I-I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OFFENSE. 502 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:54,872 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY. 503 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,700 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SORRY. 504 00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:59,486 I OVERREACTED, BECAUSE I'M STRESSED OUT. 505 00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,096 WHY AM I STRESSED OUT? 506 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,880 WHO'S NOT STRESSED OUT? WHO'S NOT STRESSED OUT? 507 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,882 - COME ON, OSCAR. 508 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:08,712 WE'RE NOT JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND IGNORE THE OBVIOUS. 509 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:12,020 SENATOR LIPTON HAS A BIG ELECTION NEXT WEEK. 510 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,717 WE ALL NEED TO GIVE HIM OUR SUPPORT. 511 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:14,718 [scattered applause] 512 00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,198 - OH, THANK YOU. 513 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,201 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OH, THANKS, EVERYBODY. 514 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:22,639 - 'CAUSE IT'S REALLY COOL. 515 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:27,122 USA! USA! - USA. U-- 516 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,603 I HAVE TO SAY, I'M IMPRESSED WITH KEVIN. 517 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:34,695 UH, HE SHOWED A LOT OF SELF-CONTROL. 518 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:38,438 - I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE AFFAIR FOR A MINUTE. 519 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,223 [laughs] 520 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:44,574 OSCAR IS HAVING SEX WITH THE SENATOR, 521 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:47,577 AND ANGELA DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. 522 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,884 [laughs] 523 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:53,061 HER LIFE IS A COMPLETE SHAM. 524 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,976 [laughs] 525 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,065 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS. CAST US OFF. 526 00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,588 WALT, ALL ABOARD. 527 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,895 ERIN, THIS IS BECAUSE OF YOU. 528 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:03,637 DO YOU REALIZE THAT? YOU'RE THE BEST EVER. 529 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,030 - OH, YOU KNOW, JUST BEING A GOOD GIRLFRIEND. 530 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,684 - "GOOD"? COME ON. 531 00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:10,731 ABOVE AND BEYOND. WORLD'S GREATEST. 532 00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:13,081 YOU DID THIS. 533 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,778 DAMN IT, I'M HAPPY! 534 00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:17,433 - YES, I AM VERY PLEASED I COULD HELP ANDY. 535 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:20,131 WOULD I HAVE GONE WITH HIM IF HE'D ASKED ME? 536 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,351 ON HIS SAILBOAT CRUISE TO THE CARIBBEAN? 537 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:25,876 YES, I THINK THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY FUN AND ROMANTIC. 538 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,052 - I'LL SEE YOU IN THREE WEEKS! - OKAY! 539 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,272 - HEY, BRO, IT WAS HERE ALL ALONG. 540 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,840 - NO WAY! - WAY! 541 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,798 ERIN, I GOTTA GO! 542 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,147 THEM'S MY CHORDS! 543 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:39,194 - [playing More than Words by Extreme] 544 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:45,244 - HEY. SHE'S BACK. 545 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,375 - THANKS FOR COVERING THE PHONES. 546 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,421 - YEAH, NO PROBLEM. HOW WAS IT? 547 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:51,554 - FINE. 548 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,125 - HEY, SOME BUDDIES AND I ARE GOING TO POOR RICHARD'S 549 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:58,126 FOR BEERS AND POOL. 550 00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,301 YOU WANT TO COME? 551 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,607 I CAN'T PROMISE YOU TOO MUCH, 552 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,131 BUT YOU MIGHT GET TO MEET MY FRIEND FLIPPER. 553 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,959 - DOES HE HAVE A FLIPPER? 554 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,396 - OH, NOPE. IT'S NOT THAT. 555 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:11,879 HE, UH, HE FLIPPED A TABLE ONE TIME WHEN HE WAS DRUNK. 556 00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,011 - HE SOUNDS LIKE AN IDIOT. 557 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:17,319 - YEAH, HE IS. 558 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:20,279 - OKAY. - OKAY. 559 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:21,280 - THANKS. 560 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,282 - YEAH.