1 00:00:01,784 --> 00:00:03,220 - UH, WHAT ELSE? I'VE SEEN DIRTY DANCING,LIKE, TEN TIMES. 2 00:00:03,264 --> 00:00:05,614 BREAKS MY HEART EVERY TIME, YOU KNOW? 3 00:00:05,657 --> 00:00:06,919 - WHOA. - ANDY. 4 00:00:06,963 --> 00:00:09,052 - THAT SWAYZE SURE CAN DANCE DIRTY. 5 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:10,619 - DON'T YOU HAVE ANY SUNBLOCK? 6 00:00:10,662 --> 00:00:12,186 - NO, WALTER J HAS BEEN HOARDING IT. 7 00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:13,839 YOU WANT TO WORRY ABOUT A PART OF MY BODY, 8 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:15,450 WORRY ABOUT MY EYES. 9 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:18,018 THEY'RE LIKE TWO FLAMING MEATBALLS IN MY SKULL. 10 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:20,411 - LAST WEEK ANDY SET SAIL FOR THE BAHAMAS 11 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:22,065 TO SELL HIS FAMILY'S BOAT, 12 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:24,285 AND HE TOOK HIS BROTHER BUT NOT ME. 13 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:26,069 I WAS KIND OF SAD AT FIRST, 14 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:29,029 BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT BOB MARLEY SONG-- 15 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:31,901 NO, WOMAN. NO CRY. 16 00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:33,033 - CHECK THIS OUT. 17 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:35,644 KEEPS MY HAIR OUT OF MY STARE, 18 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:37,428 ALSO HELPS ME COMBAT THE GLARE BEAR. 19 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:38,951 THAT'S WHAT I CALL THE SUN NOW. 20 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:41,867 - ANDY, IT'S DARRYL. TAKE YOUR DRAWERS OFF YOUR HEAD. 21 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:43,130 - WHAT ELSE CAN I SHOW YOU? 22 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:47,090 OH, DAMN IT! 23 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,961 - OH, ANDY, WAS--WAS THAT YOUR DRINKING WATER? 24 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:51,486 - YEAH, IT WAS. THAT'S OKAY, THOUGH. 25 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:54,141 I GOT THIS COOL DESALINATOR DEVICE. 26 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:56,926 IT SUCKS UP SEAWATER THROUGH THIS HOSE 27 00:00:56,969 --> 00:00:58,058 AND PUMPS OUT FRESHWATER. 28 00:00:58,101 --> 00:01:00,712 SEE, CHECK IT OUT. 29 00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:02,062 OW! 30 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:03,063 - OH! - OH, NO. 31 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:06,022 - AH. THAT'S NOT GOOD. 32 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,197 I BETTER SIGN OFF. 33 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,720 I HATE TO GET GOING. 34 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:10,853 I MEAN, THESE SKYPE SESSIONS ARE, LIKE, THE ONLY THING 35 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:12,507 THAT KEEP ME SANE OUT HERE, YOU KNOW? 36 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:17,120 [laughs crazily] 37 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:20,036 - HE'S BEEN SAILING FOR TWO DAYS. 38 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,298 - I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS, 39 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:24,127 THE IMAGE OF A MAN AND HIS BOAT. 40 00:01:24,171 --> 00:01:26,129 BURN THIS INTO YOUR BRAINS. 41 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:27,304 - [laughs] YEAH. 42 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:30,090 - NO, NO. NO! NO! 43 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,134 - OH! - OH, MY GOD. 44 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,135 ANDY? 45 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:35,225 ANDY! ANDY! 46 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:37,140 ANDY. 47 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,141 OH. 48 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:41,144 [cheerful music] 49 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:48,412 ♪ 50 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,545 [telephone rings] 51 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:53,852 - DWIGHT SCHRUTE. 52 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:56,072 WELL, HI, THERE, DAVID WALLACE. 53 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,162 WHY WOULD YOU EVER CALL ME WHEN THE MANAGER'S OUT OF TOWN? 54 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:01,164 - WELL, I HAVE SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS. 55 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,080 - AND YOU DIDN'T CALL JIM. THAT SEEMS SIGNIFICANT. 56 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,473 - HEY, DAVID. - JIM, GOOD. 57 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:07,127 YOU SHOULD HEAR THIS TOO. - UH, NO, HE SHOULDN'T. 58 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,606 WHA--JI-- 59 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:10,173 - GO AHEAD, DAVID. I'M LISTENING. 60 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,175 - NO--I--OKAY, DAVID, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OFF SPEAKER, 61 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:15,178 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'D PUT YOU. 62 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,049 - GUYS, LISTEN, THIS IS BIG NEWS. 63 00:02:17,093 --> 00:02:20,009 THE SCRANTON WHITE PAGES JUST GOT IN CONTACT WITH MY OFFICE. 64 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:21,663 THEY HAVE APPARENTLY DROPPED THEIR SUPPLIER 65 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:24,187 FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS. 66 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:25,841 - THE WHITE PAGES. 67 00:02:25,884 --> 00:02:28,235 THE WHITE PAGES. DO YOU WANT IT? NO. 68 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:29,540 DO YOU USE IT? NO. 69 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:30,628 DOES IT INEXPLICABLY SHOW UP 70 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:32,064 ON YOUR DOORSTEP THREE TIMES A YEAR? 71 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:34,545 YES, YES, AND YES. 72 00:02:34,589 --> 00:02:36,721 THERE IS A REASON WE IN THE PAPER INDUSTRY 73 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:40,638 CALL THIS THING "THE WHITE WHALE." 74 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:44,120 LOOK AT ALL THAT SWEET BLUBBER. 75 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:47,210 - LOOK, WE NEED OUR TOP SALESMAN RUNNING POINT ON THIS, 76 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:48,864 AND, DWIGHT, THAT IS YOU. 77 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:52,259 - I'M GONNA NEED TO PUT YOU ON HOLD FOR A SECOND. 78 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:54,261 [telephone beeps] HA! 79 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:56,219 YEAH! WHOO! 80 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:59,962 EAT IT, JIM! EAT IT, PHYLLIS! EAT-- 81 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:02,182 WHERE'S STANLEY? - HE'S IN THE BATHROOM. 82 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:03,966 - WILL YOU RUN TO THE BATHROOM AND TELL HIM TO EAT IT? 83 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:05,663 - OF COURSE. 84 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:08,188 - YEAH! OKAY. [clears throat] 85 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,101 HEY, DAVID. I'M BACK. 86 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:11,016 - EAT IT, STANLEY! 87 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,409 - SO, UH, LAST I REMEMBER, 88 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:14,542 TOM PETERMAN WAS IN CHARGE OF THAT ACCOUNT. 89 00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:16,935 - NO, MY ASSISTANT SPOKE TO THE RECEPTIONIST OVER THERE. 90 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:18,981 IT'S SOMEONE NEW, BUT SHE DIDN'T CATCH HER NAME. 91 00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:21,157 - "HER" NAME? 92 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,681 - NO. HEY, DWIGHT SHOULDN'T-- - [grunting] 93 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:26,162 THANKS, DAVID. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CALLING ME TODAY. 94 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,772 - GOOD LUCK. - GOOD LUCK TO YOU. 95 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,252 - DWIGHT, YOU CAN'T GO. 96 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:31,211 YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WOMEN. YOU CAN'T SELL TO THEM. 97 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:34,301 - THAT IS A DAMNABLE LIE. I LOVE WOMEN. 98 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,259 - GINA ROGERS AT APEX TECHNOLOGY 99 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:39,349 SAID YOU CALLED HER "GY-NA" FOR YOUR ENTIRE MEETING. 100 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,525 - EW. 101 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:43,048 THAT'S NOT GOOD. 102 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:45,834 - YEAH. SHE SAID SHE CORRECTED HIM FIVE TIMES. 103 00:03:45,877 --> 00:03:47,052 - GY-NA SAID THAT? 104 00:03:47,096 --> 00:03:49,141 - GUYS, WE CAN'T LET DWIGHT BLOW THIS. 105 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:51,492 AN ACCOUNT THIS SIZE COULD DOUBLE OUR GROWTH. 106 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:53,363 THAT MEANS RAISES, BONUSES... 107 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:56,323 PIZZA FRIDAY COULD COME BACK. 108 00:03:56,366 --> 00:03:59,021 - HEY, REMEMBER THAT WEEK IN THE '90s WHEN WE GOT BAGELS? 109 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,501 - I MISS CLINTON. 110 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,285 - CAN YOU GO INSTEAD? - I CAN'T. 111 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:04,461 I HAVE THE THING. 112 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,289 I HAVE THIS CONFERENCE CALL TODAY 113 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,509 WITH THIS COMPANY IN PHILLY THAT I'M HELPING START-- 114 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:10,293 FIRST BOARD MEETING, 115 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,730 ALSO THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER BEEN EXCITED ABOUT WORK, 116 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:16,734 SO THAT FEELS...WRONG. 117 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:19,781 - OKAY, CALM DOWN. 118 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:21,739 IT'S JUST ME, NOT TOM SELLECK. 119 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:23,306 [laughter] 120 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:25,090 - NICE. 121 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:26,657 - TOBY GOT US ALL TO PARTICIPATE IN "MOVEMBER." 122 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:29,617 IT'S A CHARITY FOR PROSTATE CANCER. 123 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,358 YOU PLEDGE MONEY, AND THEN YOU GROW A MUSTACHE 124 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:33,142 FOR THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER. 125 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,231 - SO THIS IS HOW WE LOOK NOW. 126 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,234 I HOPE YOU LIKE BEING TURNED ON ALL THE TIME. 127 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,455 - DAMN! IT JUST KEEPS ON COMING, HUH? 128 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:44,196 - I HAVE VERY FERTILE HAIR GLANDS. 129 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:48,592 I AM SO GLAD I GOT ALL OF THE DUDES TO DO "MOVEMBER." 130 00:04:48,636 --> 00:04:51,334 WE HAVE THE DOPEST TIME BACK IN THE ANNEX. 131 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:52,683 - GOD! 132 00:04:52,727 --> 00:04:55,556 - WE EVEN GO TO LUNCH, PICK UP BABES. 133 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:59,908 SMILE IF YOU LOVE MEN'S PROSTATES. 134 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:03,781 - HI. - HI. 135 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:05,305 - SPRING CLEANING? 136 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:08,003 - MORE LIKE FALL CLEANING. [chuckles] 137 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:15,227 - I THINK THE SENATOR IS HAVING AN AFFAIR. 138 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:16,794 - THIS DOESN'T-- 139 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:19,101 I'M SORRY. WHA--WHAT? 140 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:21,930 - I THINK THE SENATOR IS HAVING AN AFFAIR. 141 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,845 - I LITERALLY HAVE NIGHTMARES 142 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:27,675 IN WHICH WHAT JUST HAPPENED HAPPENS. 143 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:30,373 I WAKE UP IN A SWEAT. 144 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:34,116 AND THEN I MAKE ANGELA'S HUSBAND SPOON ME BACK TO BED. 145 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:35,813 - WHEN HE COMES HOME IN THE MORNING, 146 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:37,641 HE HAS THIS SECRET LITTLE SMILE. 147 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:40,035 - OH, I'M... - [sighs] 148 00:05:40,078 --> 00:05:41,732 - SURE THAT'S NOTHING. 149 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:44,039 - AND HE'S ALWAYS AT THE YOGA STUDIO. 150 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:46,302 HE NEVER MISSES THE NOON CLASS. 151 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,260 IT'S HOT YOGA WITH BLAKE. 152 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:50,741 - ANGELA, BLAKE'S ALSO A GUY'S NAME, 153 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,656 SO HE MAY BE SPENDING HIS AFTERNOONS 154 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,397 WITH A GUY NAMED BLAKE. 155 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:57,661 SO NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 156 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:59,881 HUH. 157 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:01,752 BLAKE. WHO IS BLAKE? 158 00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:03,928 - I DON'T KNOW. 159 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:05,452 - I JUST NEVER HEARD ABOUT THE SENATOR AND YOGA... 160 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:07,410 - RIGHT. - FROM YOU. 161 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,934 I'M SURE IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING. 162 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,414 BUT WHAT'S WITH THE YOGA ALREADY? 163 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,589 - RIGHT? - AND BLAKE. 164 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:13,634 - RIGHT? - ALL RIGHT, ANGELA, CALM DOWN. 165 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:14,722 - OKAY. 166 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:16,245 - WE NEED TO GO AND CHECK THIS OUT. 167 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:20,162 - WHAT? - ANGELA, I'LL GO WITH YOU. 168 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:22,033 - SO, UH, SHOW US HOW YOU'D NORMALLY SELL 169 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:23,383 TO A FEMALE CLIENT. 170 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:25,385 - OKAY. WITH PLEASURE. 171 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:27,996 TIME TO LEARN A FEW NEW TRICKS, OLD DOG. 172 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,389 - YOU GOT THIS, SCHRUTE. - OKAY. 173 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,434 - YOU JUST WALKED INTO HER OFFICE... 174 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:32,740 AND BEGIN. 175 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:35,003 - HELLO. - HELLO. 176 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:36,570 - MAY I PLEASE SPEAK TO YOUR BOSS? 177 00:06:36,613 --> 00:06:38,267 - NO, SHE IS THE BOSS. - I AM? 178 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:40,269 - YES. 179 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:42,184 - [deep voice] HI. I'M MR. HANNON. 180 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:43,272 HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 181 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:45,317 - OKAY, THIS ISN'T WORKING FOR ME, 182 00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:48,016 'CAUSE NO ONE WOULD EVER BELIEVE THAT SHE WOULD BE A BOSS. 183 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,844 - HE'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. I'M REALLY STRUGGLING HERE. 184 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,628 - OH, I'LL BE THE BUYER. 185 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,238 - [sighs] OKAY. 186 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:54,370 [clears throat] 187 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,241 - HELLO, MR. SCHRUTE. NICE TO SEE YOU. 188 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:57,460 PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. 189 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,767 - I NEVER SIT DOWN DURING SALES MEETINGS. 190 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,509 I WANT TO APPEAR AGGRESSIVE, IMPOSING. 191 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:04,380 I AM GOING TO SELL TO YOU IN 12 MINUTES. 192 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,077 - NO, ACTUALLY, SHE'D LIKE TO TAKE HER TIME 193 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:07,644 DISCUSSING HER NEEDS. 194 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:10,865 - I WILL TELL HER WHAT HER NEEDS ARE AND THEN FILL THEM. 195 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:12,519 THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT BEST FOR YOU 196 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:15,522 IF YOU JUST RELAX AND DO NOTHING. 197 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:18,394 AND ONCE I'M FINISHED, IT'S OVER. 198 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:22,354 - OKAY, LET'S STOP HERE. ANYONE HAVE ANY THOUGHTS? 199 00:07:22,398 --> 00:07:23,660 - I THOUGHT IT WENT GREAT. 200 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:26,010 - I HAVE, UH, WRITTEN DOWN A FEW QUESTIONS. 201 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:28,143 ONE: HAVE YOU EVER KILLED A WOMAN? 202 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:30,101 HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU KILLED? 203 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:32,582 PLEASE, SIR, WILL YOU NOT KILL ME? 204 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,805 - OKAY, LET'S GET STARTED. - OKAY, COOL. WE ALL ON? 205 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,894 - UH, WELL, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE ON. 206 00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:42,070 WE'RE ALL HERE. 207 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:43,419 - RIGHT. [chuckles] 208 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,595 OKAY, UH, OVER THE NEXT THREE MONTHS... 209 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:46,857 - THAT'S THE WINTER SEASON. - I, UH-- 210 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:47,858 - THREE MONTHS. 211 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:49,643 - [whispering] I, UH... 212 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,601 I HAD SOME IDEAS, ACTUALLY. 213 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:53,081 - ARE YOU IN YOUR OFFICE RIGHT NOW? 214 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:54,735 - [chuckles] YEAH. 215 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,867 TRUST ME, I'D RATHER BE WITH YOU GUYS. 216 00:07:56,911 --> 00:07:58,478 - OKAY. [laughs] 217 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:01,176 YEAH, IT'S SOUNDING KIND OF SPOOKY-SEXY OVER HERE, HALPERT. 218 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:02,438 - [normal voice] OH. 219 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,874 [clears throat, deep voice] SORRY. I-I, UH-- 220 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,136 I WAS SAYING THAT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST CALL ME-- 221 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,616 - WHOA. THAT'S-- [laughs] 222 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,226 I THINK THERE'S, UH--I THINK THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE. 223 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,664 WE'RE TRYING TO REACH JIM HALPERT, NOT BATMAN. 224 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:13,014 - [laughs] - [chuckles] 225 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,363 - [normal voice] UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? 226 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:15,712 I SHOULD'VE JUST HAD-- 227 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:17,235 I SHOULD'VE JUST HAD YOU CALL ME ON MY CELL. 228 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:19,237 I'LL--I'M GONNA TRY A DIFFERENT SPOT, OKAY? 229 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:21,457 - OKAY. YEAH. - I'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK. 230 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,938 - WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THREE MONTHS? 231 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,722 - OKAY, WHEN YOU'RE SELLING TO WOMEN, 232 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:28,638 IT IS CRUCIAL THAT YOU LISTEN, DWIGHT. 233 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:32,381 ALSO, YOU WANT TO RESPECT THEIR... 234 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,165 ARE YOU LISTENING NOW? 235 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:36,037 - YES. 236 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,125 - OKAY, WELL, YOU HAVE TO SHOW US. 237 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:38,474 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 238 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,607 LISTENING HAPPENS IN THE EAR AND IN THE BRAIN. 239 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,478 I MEAN, SOME ORGANISMS HAVE EXTERNAL HAIRS 240 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,481 THAT VIBRATE TO INDICATE AUDITORY STIMULATION, 241 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:49,006 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, OUR EXTERNAL HAIRS DON'T VIBRATE AT ALL. 242 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,443 - HUH. UH-HUH. 243 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:53,271 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 244 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:56,623 - A LITTLE SMILE AND A NOD SHOWS THAT I HEAR YOU. 245 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:59,060 GOT IT? - KIND OF. 246 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,409 - NELLIE, WHY DON'T YOU TELL DWIGHT 247 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:01,889 WHAT WE WERE DOING EARLIER TODAY, 248 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,499 AND, DWIGHT, YOU SHOW US THAT YOU'RE LISTENING. 249 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,023 - WELL, WE WERE IN THE WAREHOUSE, 250 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,547 WHERE WE WERE DISCUSSING THE MURAL 251 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,505 THAT I'VE COMMISSIONED PAM TO PAINT THERE. 252 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,159 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE COLOR SCHEMES 253 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,988 AND THE MAJOR THEMES WE WANT TO HIT-- 254 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,990 CHILDREN OF THE WORLD COMING TOGETHER, 255 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:18,166 CUTTING DOWN TREES TO MAKE PAPER. 256 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:20,995 BUT NOT IN A CHILD LABOR-Y WAY. 257 00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:22,692 - IT'S JUST UP AND DOWN... 258 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:24,520 JUST A REGULAR NOD, LIKE A PERSON. 259 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,652 - I AM A PERSON. 260 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,088 - YES. - OF COURSE. YOU'RE A PERSON. 261 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:28,959 - YEAH. - WE CAN DO THIS, ALL RIGHT? 262 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,744 AND THEN WE THOUGHT WE'D... 263 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,963 I CAN'T. I JUST-- I CAN'T CARRY ON WITH THAT FACE. 264 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:35,357 LOOK AT IT. I'M GONNA GET NIGHTMARES WITH THAT FACE. 265 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,793 I MEAN, HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S LABORING 266 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:40,101 OVER A STOOL, HAVING JUST EATEN HUMAN FLESH. 267 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,450 - THAT'S A BIT EXTREME. 268 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,060 - I'M S--I'M SORRY, BUT THAT IS TRUE. 269 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:45,149 - HE'S SCREWED. THE MEETING'S IN LESS THAN AN HOUR. 270 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,411 - OH, ALL RIGHT. GOD, DWIGHT. 271 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:48,109 UH, JUST IGNORE EVERY INSTINCT YOU HAVE. 272 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,764 IT'S ALL GARBAGE, OKAY? 273 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:53,375 YOU'RE THE WOMAN. I'M THE SALESMAN. 274 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:56,073 WATCH WHAT I DO AND TRY TO LEARN. 275 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,074 - [soft voice] OKAY, I'M THE WOMAN. 276 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:58,075 I'M A WOMAN. GOOD? 277 00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,729 - OKAY. - NO. 278 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:02,123 - MISS THOMAS, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 279 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,951 - HELLO. 280 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,648 - OH, ARE THOSE YOUR KIDS? THEY'RE SO CUTE. 281 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:06,997 THEY COULD BE MODELS. 282 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,738 - THANK YOU. I'M SO PROUD OF THEM. 283 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:11,088 I CARRIED EACH ONE OF THEM FOR NINE MONTHS 284 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:14,178 INSIDE OF MY TORSO AND THEN PUSHED THEM OUT OF MY VAGINA. 285 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,877 - BOO. WEIRD. - NO. 286 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,314 - OKAY, WELL, THIS IS A LOST CAUSE. 287 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,620 HE'S HOPELESS. 288 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,099 - TEN YEARS AGO, I DIDN'T CARE 289 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:25,625 IF DWIGHT GOT MARRIED OR DIED A BEET-FARMING BACHELOR. 290 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:28,105 BUT HAVING KIDS MAKES YOU SO SOFT. 291 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,107 I USED TO WATCH PULP FICTIONAND LAUGH, 292 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:33,763 AND NOW I'M LIKE, "THAT POOR GIMP IS SOMEBODY'S CHILD." 293 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:37,071 YOU KNOW, I THINK THERE COULD BE A LOT OF BENEFITS 294 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,550 IF YOU COULD LEARN TO GET ALONG WITH WOMEN. 295 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,552 - LOOK, I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH WOMEN. 296 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:43,904 IT'S BUSINESSWOMEN AND THEIR-- THEIR POWER SUITS 297 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,732 AND THEIR SHOULDER PADS. 298 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,472 DON'T LIE ABOUT YOUR SHOULDERS. 299 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,170 - DWIGHT, LISTEN TO ME. 300 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:53,478 BUSINESSWOMEN ARE JUST NORMAL, NICE, REASONABLE PEOPLE. 301 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:57,744 WHO'S A NICE, REASONABLE PERSON IN YOUR EXPERIENCE? 302 00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:01,182 - I HAD A BARBER ONCE WHO USED TO COMB MY HAIR GENTLY. 303 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:03,663 - OKAY, SO, WHEN YOU'RE SELLING TO THIS WOMAN, 304 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:07,188 JUST IMAGINE SHE'S THAT NICE, REASONABLE BARBER. 305 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:10,626 - OKAY, I CAN DO THAT. - MM-HMM. GOOD. BABY STEPS. 306 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,977 - HE USED TO FIGHT DOGS. 307 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,414 - LIKE, HE USED TO MAKE DOGS FIGHT, 308 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,155 OR HE ACTUALLY FOUGHT DOGS? 309 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:23,030 - LITTLE OF THIS, LITTLE OF THAT. 310 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:25,119 - WHICH ONE IS THE INSTRUCTOR? 311 00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,556 THEY'RE ALL FATTIES. 312 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:28,949 - ANGELA, ANGELA. - [gasps] 313 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,080 WHAT? WHERE? 314 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,081 - STAIRS, THE STAIRS. - OH, MY GOD. 315 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,561 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 316 00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:34,389 - OH, SO WAIT. 317 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,173 BLAKE IS A HER. 318 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,393 - OH, MY GOD. 319 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,134 SHE'S SO STUNNINGLY TINY. 320 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:43,267 SHE'S LIKE A PETITE DOUBLE ZERO FOR SURE, FOR SURE. 321 00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:47,228 HOLY COW, LOOK AT WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 322 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:50,013 - SHE'S REPOSITIONING HIS HIPS FOR DOWNWARD-FACING DOG. 323 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,407 - [gasps] I'VE HEARD OF THIS-- 324 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,495 DOG STYLE. 325 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:56,237 OH, WAIT. OH, LOOK, OSCAR. 326 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,109 [gasps] THUMBELINA HAS A BOYFRIEND. 327 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,285 AND HE HAS A PONYTAIL? EW. 328 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,461 I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT RUN FOR OFFICE. 329 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,072 OSCAR, YOU WERE RIGHT. 330 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,508 I HAD NOTHING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT. 331 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,205 THANK YOU. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 332 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,685 - NO, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. - OW. 333 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,295 - SHUT UP. HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 334 00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:12,296 SHH. JUST--SORRY. 335 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:15,256 LOOK. 336 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,388 - [imitates missile whistling] - OH. 337 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,608 - THIS IS FUN. - OH-- 338 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,001 - YOU KNOW? 339 00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:23,177 THIS IS FUN. 340 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,614 - WHAT I WAS SAYING IS THE GENIUS OF AIR JORDAN 341 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:28,008 WAS NOT IN THE MARKET SATURATION, IT WAS IN-- 342 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,487 [saw buzzing] UH... 343 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:31,315 - WHAT? - SORRY, UM... 344 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,317 - JIM, WE'RE HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE HEARING YOU. 345 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:36,364 - THE--THE--THE--WHAT I WAS SAYING IS THE REAL GENIUS WAS-- 346 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,235 [car alarm blaring] 347 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,715 - HEY! ARE THOSE SKATEBOARDERS BACK? 348 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,326 - JIM? JIM, ARE YOU THERE? - WHERE ARE THEY? 349 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,545 - IT WAS, UH... - LITTLE PUNKS. 350 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,329 - IT WAS IN THE AUTHENTIC DESIGN, RIGHT? 351 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,722 SO, I MEAN, YOU REALLY FELT LIKE MICHAEL JORDAN 352 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,245 WAS WEARING THESE SHOES-- - JIM! 353 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,160 WHO WAS MESSING WITH MY VAN? - NOBODY! 354 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,510 - JORDAN WORE THEM FOR NOBODY? - NO, NO, NO... 355 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,338 - WE'RE NOT FOLLOWING YOU, HALPERT. 356 00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:57,167 - THIS ENDS NOW! 357 00:12:57,211 --> 00:13:00,344 - HAVE A SEAT. UM, SHE WILL BE RIGHT IN. 358 00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:01,955 - OH, GREAT. OH, I'M SORRY. 359 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:06,307 DO YOU MIND TELLING ME HER NAME? I REALIZED WE DON'T HAVE IT. 360 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:09,049 - UH, SHE'LL BE RIGHT IN. - OKAY, GREAT. 361 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,268 - SHE--OKAY. 362 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:15,838 - JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP AND THEN A NICE COMBING. 363 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:19,494 YEAH. JUST COMB IT. 364 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:29,417 - OH, MY GOD. 365 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,941 IT'S JAN. 366 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:35,205 - OH, DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN. 367 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,470 - JAN USED TO BE ONE OF MY SUPERIORS, 368 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,429 AND SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST ERRATIC 369 00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,866 AND TERRIFYING PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET. 370 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,565 - YOU SON OF A BITCH. 371 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:48,915 YOU'RE FIRING ME? - I'M IN AN INTERVIEW. 372 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,264 - WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET OFF? 373 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:52,092 - JIM AND I ARE PRETTY SURE SHE HAD AN AFFAIR 374 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,093 WITH HER EX-ASSISTANT HUNTER. 375 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,398 HE WAS 17. 376 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:57,271 BUT SHE LOOKS GREAT. 377 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,229 IF SHE ASKS, WILL YOU TELL HER I SAID THAT? 378 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:02,842 FORGET EVERYTHING WE TAUGHT YOU. 379 00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,936 - HEY, JAN! IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. 380 00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,720 - WHERE'S WALLACE? - WHAT? 381 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,765 - I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION DAVID WALLACE WOULD BE COMING. 382 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:16,464 HE BOUGHT BACK DUNDER MIFFLIN, CORRECT? 383 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:17,813 - HEY. 384 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,728 YOUR DAUGHTER COULD BE A BUBBLE-BATH MODEL. 385 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,644 I COULD JUST BITE HER HEAD OFF. 386 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,167 [laughs] 387 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:27,779 - SORRY. UM, DAVID IS IN VERMONT. 388 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,956 DID YOU SPEAK WITH HIM? HE SENT DWIGHT INSTEAD. 389 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,653 - MOLLY! 390 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:34,961 DAVID WALLACE IS IN VERMONT. 391 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,702 - OH, MY GOD. UM, I TALKED TO HIS ASSISTANT. 392 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,530 AND I GUESS IT DID GET A LITTLE CONFUSING 393 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,271 'CAUSE YOU SAID NOT TO TELL ANYONE YOUR NAME. 394 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:44,231 AND THEN ALSO, THESE BLUETOOTHS ARE VERY HARD TO HEAR WITH. 395 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,320 I KNOW YOU LOVE THE WAY THEY LOOK, 396 00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,322 BUT TOM NEVER HAD US USE THEM-- - MOLLY. 397 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,802 I AM NOT TOM. I AM JAN. 398 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:54,067 - I'M SO SORRY, JAN. 399 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,375 - ANYWAY... 400 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:01,944 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO HAVE A LITTLE CHAT 401 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:05,426 WITH, UH, DAVID WALLACE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. 402 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,689 OH, WELL. 403 00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:10,953 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 404 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,302 - LISTENING. 405 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,782 - STOP. STOP THAT. - SORRY. 406 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,827 OKAY. 407 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,874 - SO THIS WAS ALL JUST A TRICK. 408 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,571 YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY BUSINESS TO GIVE? 409 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,617 - NO, I-I DO. 410 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,748 - BUT NOT TO US. 411 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,969 - INSIGHTFUL, PAM. 412 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,753 - YOU DID GOOD, DWIGHT. IT'S OKAY. 413 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:30,886 SERIOUSLY, JAN'S NOT NORMAL. LET'S JUST GO. 414 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,367 SHE'S NOT GONNA SELL TO US. 415 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,716 - YES, SHE IS. 416 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,458 NOW, I MAY NOT HAVE ANY INSTINCTS WITH WOMEN, 417 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:39,677 BUT I HAVE AN INSTINCT FOR SALES. 418 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,723 YOU KEEP HER OCCUPIED. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 419 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:42,811 - WHAT? - [growls] 420 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,639 - PAM. - YEAH. 421 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,120 - I'M A VERY BUSY WOMAN, SO... - YEAH, UM... 422 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,905 DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER PICTURES OF ASTRID? 423 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,648 - FINE. I WILL SHOW YOU ONE SLIDESHOW. 424 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,131 - ERIN, DID THIS CALL-- - UH! 425 00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,220 SORRY. I JUST-- I SAW YOUR FACE. 426 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:03,223 - OH. I'M SORRY. IT'S FOR THE THING. 427 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,399 - I KNOW. THAT'S GREAT. IT JUST--IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE 428 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,705 THERE'S AN EYEBROW IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE. 429 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,011 - WOW. 430 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,882 - A HANDSOME EYEBROW, BUT, UM... 431 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,015 IT MAKES YOUR MOUTH LOOK LIKE AN EYE SOCKET, 432 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,061 WHICH ISN'T BAD. - UH-HUH. 433 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:18,586 - BUT, UM, YOU LOOK LIKE A CYCLOPS WHOSE EYE... 434 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,849 FELL OUT... 435 00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,024 WHICH IS GREAT. 436 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,026 IT'S SUCH A GREAT CAUSE. 437 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,246 - YEAH. - [chuckles] 438 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:35,298 - ♪ MOMMY, YOU'RE A PRINCESS ♪ 439 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:39,085 ♪ MOMMY, YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR ♪ 440 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:42,784 ♪ MOMMY, YOU'RE THE GREATEST ♪ 441 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:47,006 ♪ HOW CAN I EVER FILL YOUR SHO-O-O-ES? ♪ 442 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:50,183 [sustaining note] 443 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,227 - WOW. 444 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,969 YOUR VOICE IS AS LOVELY AS EVER. 445 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,449 - AW. 446 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,668 - AND IT IS SO CUTE HOW SHE SIGNS HER NAME. 447 00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:58,800 - [chuckles] 448 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,236 WELL, THAT--THAT WAS-- THAT WAS ME TOO. 449 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,933 - OH, OKAY. 450 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,371 IT'S JUST THAT'S HOW CECE DOES IT WITH THE BACKWARDS "E"s. 451 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,982 - CECE CAN'T SPELL HER NAME. - OH, ACTUALLY, SHE CAN. 452 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,853 - WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY MUCH OF A COMPARISON, IS IT? 453 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,465 I MEAN, "CECE" IS TWO LETTERS, AND "ASTRID" IS... 454 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:15,382 I MEAN, THERE'S EVEN SOME ADULTS WHO--WHO--WHO CAN'T SPELL IT. 455 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:18,515 - OF COURSE. - CAN YOU SPELL IT? 456 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:19,908 TRY TO SPELL IT, PAM. 457 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:23,607 - UM... "A"... 458 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:27,089 "X"? I DON'T--YOU GOT ME. 459 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,873 - DON'T PATRONIZE ME. 460 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:29,874 - [whispering] I'M SO SORRY. 461 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,615 I HATE THIS. YOU'RE BETTER. 462 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,052 - [whispering] OKAY, WE SHOULD GO NOW. 463 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,618 LET'S GO. - [stammering wildly] 464 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:35,663 JUST WAIT. 465 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:39,101 JUST A MINUTE. JUST WATCH. 466 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:43,062 [scoffs] 467 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,280 - WAIT. WHY ARE YOU-- 468 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,630 OH, ARE YOU GETTING YOUR JOLLIES RIGHT NOW? 469 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:49,764 CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THE SHOW? 470 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:52,114 YOUR JOLLIES ARE ALL ON FIRE-- - PLEASE. 471 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,768 IT'S ROBERT WHO'S ENJOYING IT. 472 00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,204 - WHAT? 473 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,901 - THIS COULD BE THE AFFAIR THAT YOU'RE SCARED OF. 474 00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,729 POLITICIANS ARE WONDERFUL LIARS. 475 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:02,081 YOU NEVER KNOW WHO THEY REALLY ARE. 476 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,998 BUT, UH, HE'S PROBABLY NOT GAY. 477 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,914 HE'S STRAIGHT. HE'S STRAIGHT, SO... 478 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,877 - MM. EXCUSE ME. COULD I GET SOME MORE WATER? 479 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,966 - NO. 480 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,315 - JAN... 481 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,317 YOU THOUGHT I HAD NO MORE CARDS LEFT TO PLAY. 482 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:24,364 WELL, I'VE GOT ONE. MAN-BOY! 483 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,148 THE ACE OF BABES. 484 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,671 - OH, MY GOD. 485 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,891 - WHERE'S THE QUIZNOS? 486 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,328 - YOU'RE THE QUIZNOS. [chuckles] 487 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,851 JAN, MAY I INTRODUCE TO YOU 488 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:36,985 YOUR OWN PERSONAL DUNDER MIFFLIN LIAISON, 489 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,769 DEVOTED TO SERVICING THIS ACCOUNT 490 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,772 WITH TOTAL CLIENT SATISFACTION. 491 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:45,298 I SENSED THAT MOLLY WASN'T QUITE 492 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,169 MEETING YOUR NEEDS-- 493 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:51,565 NOTHING LIKE, UH, YOUR OLD ASSISTANT... 494 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,916 HUNTER. WAS THAT HIS NAME? 495 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,787 - I-I-- - HMM? 496 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:57,875 - I DON'T RECALL. 497 00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:00,095 AND, YES, MOLLY IS CRAP. 498 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,053 - OKAY, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THIS. 499 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,882 - DO WHAT? GET INTO SALES? THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 500 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:09,017 - HE'S BEEN GROWING THAT MUSTACHE FOR WEEKS. 501 00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,540 BEST HE CAN DO... 502 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:14,283 SO YOUNG. 503 00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,980 - WILL YOU, UH... 504 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,199 [clicks tongue] YOU. 505 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:22,117 CAN YOU TURN AROUND FOR ME, PLEASE? 506 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,074 DWIGHT, YOU CAN GO. 507 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,380 I WILL CALL YOU IN A WEEK OR SO 508 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,165 AND LET YOU KNOW WHETHER I WANT YOUR BUSINESS. 509 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:30,821 - VERY GOOD. 510 00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:33,911 - DO YOU HAVE A VALID PASSPORT? 511 00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:37,045 [telephone rings] 512 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,742 - JIM HALPERT. - HEY, IT'S COLIN. 513 00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:41,919 - HEY, MAN. I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT. 514 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,574 - I KNOW. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. - [laughs] 515 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:47,142 - IT'S JUST-- IT'S NOT TOTALLY WORKING. 516 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,361 - YEAH. NO, I KNOW. 517 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,972 THIS WHOLE TELECOMMUTING THING--NOT IDEAL. 518 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:52,103 BUT DON'T WORRY. I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 519 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,541 - YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT JUST NOT IDEAL. 520 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:58,675 I MEAN, WITH YOU THERE, I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA DO THIS. 521 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,985 - UH, WHAT DOES-- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 522 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,205 - OSCAR, WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? 523 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,859 WHY WOULD YOU SAY YOU THINK THE SENATOR MIGHT BE GAY? 524 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,210 - I DON'T KNOW, ANGELA. I'M DEHYDRATED. 525 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,385 MAYBE... 526 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,865 YOU HEARD ME WRONG. WE SHOULD JUST GO. 527 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:18,565 - LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. HERE HE COMES. HERE HE COMES. 528 00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:23,396 - WHAT IS HE DOING? - HE'S MAKING A PHONE CALL. 529 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,354 - OH, OH! 530 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:28,357 [phone vibrates, rings] 531 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,067 - OH, HEY, MOLLY. 532 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:44,373 UM, YOU SHOULD JUST QUIT. 533 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,374 - YEAH. THANKS. - YEAH. 534 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,941 - OKAY. 535 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:49,291 OH, AND, UH, MOLLY... 536 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:52,033 I KNOW IT CAN'T BE EASY WORKING FOR JAN. 537 00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:56,472 GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR FEELINGS. 538 00:20:56,516 --> 00:21:00,128 - DWIGHT, THAT WAS REALLY NICE. 539 00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,912 YOU SHOULD ASK FOR HER NUMBER. 540 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,263 - OH, I GOT HER NUMBER. 541 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,960 415-YCL. 542 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:09,180 - THAT'S A LICENSE NUMBER? - THAT'S ALL YOU NEED. 543 00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:11,444 AND WHEN I HAVE CURRIED FAVOR WITH HER, 544 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,967 I WILL LET YOU KNOW. 545 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,186 - OH. WHY ME? 546 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:19,321 - BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND YOU ARE A WOMAN... 547 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:23,020 AND WOMEN LOVE GOSSIP. IT'S LIKE AIR TO YOU PEOPLE. 548 00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:26,415 UGH, GOD. [retching]