1 00:00:01,479 --> 00:00:03,525 - TO ME, THE SIXERS ARE A FIVE-SEED, TOPS. 2 00:00:03,568 --> 00:00:06,049 - I THINK THEY'RE GOING TO THE CONFERENCE FINALS. 3 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:08,312 - NO. - BYNUM, AN OBVIOUS MONSTER. 4 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:10,836 AT THREE-POINT SHOOTING, DON'T EVEN-- 5 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:14,623 I BIT MY LIP AT LUNCH TODAY. 6 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:17,626 - SUCKS. ANYWAY, I JUST DON'T SEE IT. 7 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:19,062 THE KNICKS ARE TOUGH. 8 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:22,065 THE NETS ARE TOUGH. - OH, THE NETS ARE SUPER TOUGH. 9 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:26,156 - NOW I HAVE THIS BIG BUMP ON MY LIP THAT HURTS. 10 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,463 I HATE IT. 11 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:31,814 - THE HAWKS ARE TERRIBLE. THEY'RE ALWAYS TERRIBLE. 12 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:33,772 - OKAY, YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT 13 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:37,254 BEFORE YOU COME WITH THE-- 14 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:40,953 WHATEVER. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 15 00:00:40,997 --> 00:00:42,390 YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS TELL MY THREE-YEAR-OLD, 16 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:44,087 IF THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN-- 17 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,915 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 18 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:51,660 OKAY. PAM, THAT'S IT. I'M GOING HOME. 19 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:54,358 [cheerful music] 20 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:59,624 ♪ 21 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:05,152 - MORNING, MEREDITH. 22 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:06,240 - WHAT? 23 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:08,372 - OH, SORRY. PAM. 24 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,113 YIKES. 25 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:13,725 - JIM'S BEEN SPENDING A FEW DAYS A WEEK IN PHILLY, 26 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:17,120 AND I'M NOT GONNA LIE-- IT'S BEEN CHALLENGING. 27 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:21,646 YESTERDAY, THINGS TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORSE. 28 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:25,389 I FOUND OUT CECE HAS LICE, SO I WAS UP ALL NIGHT, 29 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:29,437 DISINFECTING EVERY SHEET, TOWEL, TOY, 30 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,917 ITEM OF CLOTHING IN THE ENTIRE HOUSE. 31 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:35,878 I'M EXHAUSTED. BUT DON'T TELL JIM. 32 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:40,230 HE HAS A HUGE MEETING TODAY, UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE, 33 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:43,886 AND HE'S DOING IT ALL FOR THE FAMILY. 34 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:46,149 - I AM MEETING DR. J TODAY, 35 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,716 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS JULIUS ERVING, 36 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:50,980 FAMED 76ER AND MY OWN PERSONAL HERO. 37 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:53,113 BUT I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO RUB IT IN PAM'S FACE 38 00:01:53,156 --> 00:01:56,159 BECAUSE, LET'S BE HONEST, HOW WOULD I FEEL 39 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:57,769 IF I WAS AT HOME, STUCK WITH THE KIDS 40 00:01:57,813 --> 00:02:02,078 WHILE SHE WAS GO-KARTING WITH JOHN STAMOS? 41 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,167 YOU SOUND TIRED. EVERYTHING OKAY? 42 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:06,126 - GREAT. EVERYTHING'S GREAT. 43 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,258 HEY, ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT YOUR BIG MEETING? 44 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:09,738 - UH, A LITTLE BIT. 45 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,566 IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE, YOU KNOW? 46 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:13,437 BUT THAT'S WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR, RIGHT? 47 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:17,006 - JIM, THE LIMO'S HERE. - UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 48 00:02:17,049 --> 00:02:18,790 I GOTTA HOP OFF BECAUSE MY, UH, 49 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:21,576 TAXI IS HERE TO TAKE ME TO THE MEETING. 50 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:22,968 - OH, CALL ME LATER. - OKAY. 51 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,056 - GOOD LUCK. - THANKS. 52 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,189 - I LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU TOO. BYE. 53 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,799 [mouths words] 54 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:29,192 - HOW ARE YOU DOING? 55 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:31,412 - OKAY. I MEAN, IT'S WHAT YOU WANT, SO-- 56 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:34,893 - IT'S HOW IT HAS TO BE. - I KNOW, I KNOW. 57 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:36,895 IT'S JUST HARD. 58 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:38,375 ME AND VAL WERE GOING NOWHERE, 59 00:02:38,419 --> 00:02:40,551 AND IF I'M GONNA BE WORKING IN PHILLY, 60 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:41,726 I'M GONNA NEED MY FREEDOM, 61 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:44,207 SO I CONVINCED VAL TO BREAK UP WITH ME. 62 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:45,687 HERE'S HOW YOU DO IT. 63 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:48,037 YOU SAY, "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, BREAK UP WITH ME?" 64 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,386 LIKE, AS A JOKE. 65 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:51,562 AND THEN YOU GAIN A LOT OF WEIGHT. 66 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,956 I'LL NEVER BE SORRY, NOT FOR A MOMENT OF IT. 67 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:56,654 - ME NEITHER. COME HERE. 68 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,833 - HEY, MEREDITH, I NEED YOUR SUPPLY REQUESTS TODAY. 69 00:03:01,877 --> 00:03:03,095 - JEEZ H. IN THE MORNING, 70 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:04,706 WILL YOU STOP YOUR NAGGING ALREADY? 71 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:06,011 NO WONDER JIM LEFT YOU. 72 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:10,581 - HE DIDN'T LEAVE ME. HE JUST WENT PART-TIME. 73 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:13,758 CAN YOU JUST FILL OUT THE FORM, PLEASE? 74 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:17,240 - YES. [scratching] 75 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,373 - I'M SURE SHE'S JUST CONFUSED. 76 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:23,203 PEOPLE SCRATCH THEIR HEADS WHEN THEY'RE CONFUSED. 77 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:25,509 NOT ALWAYS LIKE AN APE, THE WAY MEREDITH JUST DID, 78 00:03:25,553 --> 00:03:27,555 BUT IT HAPPENS. 79 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:28,643 - HURRY UP ALREADY. 80 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:30,210 - TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 81 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:31,950 BETWEEN THE FOSTER HOMES AND THE ORPHANAGE, 82 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:34,518 I HAD LICE 22 TIMES. 83 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:36,520 [gasps] HOLY WOW, THAT'S A BIG ONE. 84 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:38,696 ALL RIGHT, PENCILS DOWN, EVERYONE--WE'VE GOT LICE. 85 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,132 - [groans] 86 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:41,830 - OH, GOD, MEREDITH! LICE? 87 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:44,093 DID YOU NOT SIGN A PLEDGE TO SHOWER? 88 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:48,271 - WHAT? LICE? OH, MY GOD. 89 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:51,448 LOCK THE DOORS. WE'RE ON FULL QUARANTINE. 90 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:53,320 - DWIGHT, RELAX. IT'S JUST LICE. 91 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:54,625 MAYBE, POSSIBLY. 92 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:57,454 - JUST LICE, PAM? 93 00:03:57,498 --> 00:04:00,022 OF ALL OF THE VERMIN IN GOD'S GREAT GREEN KINGDOM, 94 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:02,416 LICE ARE THE ONES I DETEST THE MOST. 95 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:04,635 MY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, I HAD LICE, 96 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:06,420 AND NO ONE WOULD PLAY WITH ME. 97 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:09,423 FOR 15 YEARS, THEY CALLED ME "FREAK" 98 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:12,295 AND "FOUR EYES" AND "SCI-FI NERD" AND "GIRL PUNCHER," 99 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:15,472 ALL BECAUSE I HAD LICE WHEN I WAS SEVEN. 100 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:16,473 MAKE WAY. - DWIGHT! 101 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:19,476 - NO. INSPECT ME. 102 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,566 - OH, THIS IS THE CLEANEST SCALP I'VE EVER SEEN. 103 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:23,915 YOU ARE ALL CLEAR. - I SHOULD BE. 104 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,700 I USE LICE SHAMPOO EVERY MORNING. 105 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:26,701 [sprays] 106 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:27,702 - HEY! - OH! 107 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:29,573 - STOP THAT! - DWIGHT! 108 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,575 - [coughs] - NEXT. 109 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,664 - JEEZ, MEREDITH, YOU KNOW, THIS IS AN OFFICE. 110 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,666 IT'S NOT ONE OF YOUR BEAN-BAG ORGIES. 111 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,494 - UH, LET'S GIVE HER A BREAK. 112 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:39,975 WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE THIS IS MEREDITH'S FAULT. 113 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:42,760 - PAM, REALLY? COME ON. 114 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:45,067 - HEY, WHAT DO YOU WANT? I KNOW WHO I AM. 115 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:48,026 NOBODY'S TAKING MEREDITH PALMER TO THE OPERA TO MEET THE QUEEN. 116 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:49,027 - LICE. - [gasps] 117 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:50,159 - MORE LICE. - [groans] 118 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:53,293 - ANGELA HAS LICE. - EW! OH! [groans] 119 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:56,644 - OOH, YABBER. LICE. YIKERS. LICE. 120 00:04:56,687 --> 00:05:00,952 - NO. HOW? I AM SO CLEAN. 121 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:02,563 - OH, YEAH. BIG-TIME LICE. - AAH! 122 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,869 I WASH MY HANDS AT LEAST SIX TIMES A DAY. 123 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:06,218 TOILET SEAT COVERS? 124 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:07,829 YES, THANK YOU, EVEN WHEN I PEE. 125 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:09,831 APPARENTLY, NONE OF THAT IS PROTECTION ENOUGH, 126 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:12,007 NOT WHEN IT COMES TO MEREDITH. 127 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:14,749 [subdued chatter] 128 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,011 - OOH. - OH. 129 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:18,361 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 130 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:19,971 - IT'S A HAZMAT SUIT. 131 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:24,193 THAT STANDS FOR HAZARDOUS MATERIALS MEN'S SUIT WEARING. 132 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:25,760 IF YOU RENT MORE THAN FOUR TIMES A YEAR, 133 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:27,327 IT JUST MAKES SENSE TO BUY. 134 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:32,244 IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE THAT IS LICE-FREE? 135 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:34,769 EXCELLENT. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN HAZMAT SUITS? 136 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,684 - NO. - NO. 137 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:38,120 - UGH. RENTERS. 138 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:39,991 OKAY, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO GATHER YOUR BELONGINGS, 139 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,732 RETREAT TO THE WAREHOUSE. 140 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:43,821 CONDUCT YOUR BUSINESS THERE 141 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,954 UNTIL THE INFECTED HAVE BEEN DE-LOUSED. 142 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:46,998 LET'S GET GOING. 143 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,522 I'M GONNA STAY HERE AND FIGHT. 144 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,785 IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME BY LUNCH, CALL ME. 145 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:52,177 I MIGHT WANT LUNCH. 146 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:54,615 - ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GOING DOWN TO MY WAREHOUSE. 147 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,704 THAT MEANS WE'RE PLAYING BY MY RULES. 148 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:58,096 NO MESSING WITH THE BALER, 149 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,620 AND BE COOL IN FRONT OF ME AND VAL. 150 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:01,665 WE JUST BROKE UP. - [gasps] 151 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,145 - YOU GOT DUMPED? 152 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:05,756 - YEAH, SHE ENDED THINGS. - BREAK-UPS ARE THE WORST. 153 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,236 THE ONLY THING THAT GOT ME THROUGH MINE 154 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,107 WAS LARGE AMOUNTS OF SHEPHERD'S PIE AND BRANDY. 155 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:11,022 THE SINGER, NOT THE DRINK. 156 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:13,503 - HERE, MAN. 157 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:15,766 YOU NEED THEM MORE THAN ME. 158 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:19,335 - THANKS, MAN. - YEAH. 159 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:23,644 - GUYS, I THINK WE SHOULD ALL EASE UP ON MEREDITH. 160 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:25,646 THIS HAS GOT TO BE HARD FOR HER. 161 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:26,647 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 162 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,605 I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO SHAME. 163 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:29,911 - THAT'S IT. I'M GETTING MY STUFF. 164 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:30,955 I'M LEAVING FOR THE DAY. 165 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:33,349 - NO, STANLEY, IF YOU LEAVE NOW, 166 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,524 THEN YOU'LL GET IT IN YOUR CAR, 167 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:35,569 AND THEN YOU'LL GET IT IN YOUR HOUSE! 168 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:36,700 - GET OFF ME. 169 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:38,485 - I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELF! 170 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,791 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL STAY! 171 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:43,751 THERE'S A PENCIL POKING IN MY ROLLS. 172 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:46,188 - MAYBE IT WAS MEREDITH. 173 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:48,538 MAYBE SHE BROUGHT IN LICE THAT ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT 174 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:51,062 THAN THE LICE THAT I GOT FROM CECE. 175 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:53,282 SO LET'S NOT JUMP TO THE SIMPLEST CONCLUSION 176 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:55,327 THAT SHE GOT HER LICE FROM ME. 177 00:06:55,371 --> 00:07:00,289 THAT IS HOW WARS GET STARTED. 178 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:04,119 FINE, I'LL TELL HER IT WAS ME. 179 00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:06,513 - OH, MAN. THAT'S FRESH-SQUEEZED. 180 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:09,254 AND ARE ALL THE SNACKS COMPLIMENTARY? 181 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:11,213 - YEAH, TAKE SOME HOME IF YOU WANT. 182 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:14,434 - OH, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S OKAY. I... 183 00:07:20,178 --> 00:07:24,356 UM, I'M SORRY. IS THIS THE CONFERENCE CENTER? 184 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,836 - NO. MR. ERVING CALLED. 185 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,231 SAID HE'S RATHER MEET YOU AT HIS PRIVATE COURT. 186 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:33,757 - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 187 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,063 [electric razor buzzing] 188 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:36,064 - HEY, MEREDITH, I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 189 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:37,369 - YEAH, PAM? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 190 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:38,849 - OH, MY GOD. MEREDITH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 191 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,895 - BAKIN' A CAKE. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? 192 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,810 GETTING RID OF THE LICE. - OH, STOP! I'M SO SORRY! 193 00:07:42,853 --> 00:07:44,594 [microwave oven beeps] - OH, CAN YOU HOLD THAT THOUGHT? 194 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:46,161 THAT'S MY WAX. 195 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:49,730 YOU KNOW, I THINK THESE CRITTERS MIGRATED FROM DOWN SOUTH. 196 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:51,427 WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? 197 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,342 - NOTHING. 198 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:54,691 I'M GOING TO TELL HER, 199 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:57,477 BUT NOW IS CLEARLY NOT THE TIME. 200 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:01,132 I WILL BUY HER A WIG, WE'LL HAVE A FEW LAUGHS. 201 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:04,005 THERE'S A RIGHT WAY TO DO THIS. 202 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:08,662 - SCALP LEECHES, SKULL VAMPIRES, 203 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:11,665 FOLLICLE GYPSIES, HAIR LAWYERS. 204 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,232 ONE THING IS CLEAR-- IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED! 205 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:16,234 - NO, NO, NO. IT'S MORE OF A NUISANCE, REALLY. 206 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:17,845 IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 207 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,977 SO I'VE COLLECTED YOUR HATS AND YOUR COATS... 208 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,936 - TO BE BURNED! - TO BE WASHED. 209 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:23,546 - WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT OUR HEADS? 210 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,983 - I'M NOT GONNA LIE. LYE! 211 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:28,551 - NO. ALL WE NEED IS MAYONNAISE. 212 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:31,206 - EXCUSE ME? - SHE'S RIGHT. IT WORKS. 213 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:32,555 I WOULD IMAGINE. 214 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:35,558 - YES. IT HELPS TO SUFFOCATE THE LITTLE BUDDIES, 215 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,255 AND IT'S A REALLY HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE 216 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:39,693 TO THE CHEMICALS FOUND IN MOST LICE SHAMPOOS. 217 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,346 - I CAN APPRECIATE THAT. 218 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:46,047 I ALSO ONLY EAT LOCAL ORGANIC PRODUCE. 219 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:48,571 - SHA-BOOM! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW? 220 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,617 - OH! - WOW! 221 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,488 - TAKE A PICTURE. IT'LL LAST LONGER. 222 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,403 - WE DON'T WANT IT TO LAST LONGER. IT'S HORRIBLE. 223 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:56,623 - BALD PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK. - YEAH, YEAH. 224 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:58,625 EVERYBODY PILE ON MEREDITH. 225 00:08:58,668 --> 00:08:59,843 BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH THE BALLS 226 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:03,630 TO SHOW THEM LICE WHO'S BOSS. 227 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:04,848 - OKAY, NOBODY PANIC. 228 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,242 IF EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOWS MY INSTRUCTIONS, 229 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:08,765 THEN NOBODY ELSE NEEDS TO END UP BALD. 230 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:11,072 NOT THAT IT LOOKS BAD, MEREDITH. 231 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:13,640 IT LOOKS-- IT LOOKS AWESOME. 232 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:16,338 YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY WHO SUDDENLY AGED 50 YEARS. 233 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:19,602 A CUTE BABY, BUT SOMETHING SUCKED THE LIFE FORCE OUT OF IT. 234 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:21,473 I'M SO SORRY. WE NEED MAYONNAISE. 235 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:23,606 WE NEED IT NOW. - OH, UH, UH, I'LL GO. 236 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:24,868 - OKAY. - OH, THANK YOU. 237 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,130 - YOU'RE A SAINT, PAM. 238 00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:27,523 - NO, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, PLEASE, NO. 239 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,698 UH, MEREDITH, COULD I GET YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL 240 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:29,917 WHILE I'M AT THE STORE? 241 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,746 CANDY OR--OR ONE OF THOSE STYLISH TURBANS? 242 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:33,834 - THANKS, PAM. 243 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,487 I'LL TAKE A PACK OF NICORETTE GUM 244 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:36,488 AND A PACK OF KOOLS. 245 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:39,274 - OKAY. 246 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:43,583 - LET'S TALK PUBES, PEOPLE. 247 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:48,370 - HEY, DARRYL. - OH, HEY, VAL. 248 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:53,984 - DARRYL. OH, THAT WAS TRAGIC. 249 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:57,161 OH, THAT WAS LIKE A CAR CRASH. I COULDN'T LOOK AWAY. 250 00:09:57,205 --> 00:10:00,077 YOU TWO STILL CLEARLY HAVE FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER. 251 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,644 - YEAH. 252 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,124 - WHAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, BIG GUY? 253 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:04,778 - WHEN I WAS A KID, 254 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,301 MY GRANDMOTHER USED TO MAKE ME CHOCOLATE CAKE 255 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,346 WHEN I WASN'T FEELING GOOD. 256 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,348 SHE'S NOT AROUND TO DO THAT ANYMORE. 257 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:11,828 I'M SORRY. 258 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:16,572 I JUST NEED A MOMENT TO MYSELF, JUST TO CLEAR MY HEAD. 259 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,791 - OH, POOR DARRYL. 260 00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,706 I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE HIM SUFFER LIKE THIS. 261 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:22,709 - I THINK HE NEEDS SOME HUGS 262 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:25,407 AND MAYBE SOME CHOCOLATE CAKE. 263 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:28,932 - MMM. THIS WON'T HELP HIM. IT'S A MUFFIN, NOT CAKE. 264 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,151 - LISTEN, LET'S TRY AND GET DARRYL 265 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:31,631 THE ONE THING IN THE WORLD 266 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:34,068 HE CLEARLY WANTS AND NEEDS THE MOST. 267 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:37,941 - AN ESCALADE. - OR WHAT'S HER NAME. 268 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,813 - VAL. 269 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:42,685 - LET'S GET DARRYL VAL. 270 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,644 - I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME BRINGING YOU OUT HERE. 271 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,297 I CAN'T GET MY KNEES UNDER A DESK. 272 00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:47,559 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 273 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,300 I COULD LITERALLY SCALP TICKETS TO THIS. 274 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:51,346 - WELL, YOU THINK YOU COULD SINK ONE FROM DEEP? 275 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:54,044 - LISTEN, I DON'T MEAN TO INTIMIDATE YOU, 276 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,698 BUT I DID PLAY A LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL BALL. 277 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:59,833 - OKAY. 278 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:03,358 WOW. HALPERT'S GOT GAME. ALL RIGHT. 279 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:06,187 [cell phone rings] - OH, SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. 280 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,232 THIS IS MY WIFE. CAN I TAKE THIS? 281 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:10,191 - IF IT'S YOUR WIFE, YOU BETTER TAKE IT. 282 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:13,063 - RIGHT? [laughs] 283 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,805 HEY, WHAT'S UP? EVERYTHING OKAY? 284 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,415 - OH, NO. EVERYTHING'S GREAT. 285 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:20,331 UM, I WAS JUST CALLING TO SEE, UH, HOW THE MEETING WENT. 286 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,725 - OH, IT'S STILL HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, ACTUALLY, SO-- 287 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,684 - HE'S, UH, REALLY MAKING YOU WORK FOR IT, HUH? 288 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:28,731 - YES, IT IS VERY STRESSFUL. ARE YOU SURE EVERYTHING'S OKAY? 289 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,386 - GREAT. I AM KILLING IT OVER HERE. 290 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,823 [splat] 291 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:36,173 JIM, I GOTTA GO. - OKAY, BYE. 292 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,828 SO SORRY ABOUT THAT. - OH, NO PROBLEM. 293 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,395 HEY, JIM, WHAT SIZE DO YOU WEAR, MAN? 294 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:43,006 I GOT A PAIR OF JAPANESE NIKES WITH YOUR NAME ON 'EM. 295 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:46,444 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I LOVE IT. 296 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:47,794 - ONCE IT'S ALL OVER YOUR HEAD, 297 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,230 JUST LEAVE IT THERE FOR FOUR HOURS. 298 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:52,015 THAT WILL BE ENOUGH TIME FOR THE LICE TO FALL ASLEEP, 299 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,278 SUFFOCATE, AND THEN PASS AWAY. 300 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,889 - OH, SURE. 301 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:58,065 AND WHEN YOU'RE READY TO GET SERIOUS, 302 00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:01,808 COME TO ME TO GET IT DONE RIGHT. 303 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:05,550 - PUT THOSE AWAY BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF. 304 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:06,551 [fabric rips] 305 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:09,380 - [gasps] - OH, GOD. OH, NO. 306 00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:13,384 NO. NO! 307 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:16,779 NO! NO! NO! 308 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:20,000 NO! NO! 309 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,871 - OKAY, IT'S EASIER WITH A BUDDY, 310 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,525 SO EVERYBODY PAIR UP. 311 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,875 - OSCAR, YOU WANT TO BE MY PARTNER? 312 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:29,183 - YEAH. YEAH, SURE. I'D LOVE TO. 313 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,881 - HEY, UH, MAYO BUDDY, $5 TIP, 314 00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:34,144 YOU UNCLOG MY EARS, OKAY? 315 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,277 - OH, CREED, I'M SO SORRY. 316 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,801 I'M--I'M ALREADY PARTNERS WITH PETE. RIGHT, PETE? 317 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,063 - UH, YEAH. 318 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,239 WE PROMISED EACH OTHER IF WE EVER GOT LICE, 319 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:45,808 WE'D BUDDY UP, SO, SORRY, MAN. 320 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:49,812 - HEY, CREED. WANT TO BE MY BUDDY? 321 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,902 - OH, GOD. STUCK WITH THE WEIRDO. 322 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:57,777 - [sighs] 323 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,778 [hard slaps] 324 00:12:58,821 --> 00:12:59,822 - ANGELA. 325 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:02,042 - YOU DON'T WANT BUGS, YOU KNOW? 326 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:05,872 WHO KNOWS WHERE THOSE BUGS WILL END UP. 327 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,570 - YOU'RE GETTING A BARGAIN. I AIN'T GOT NO HAIR NO MORE. 328 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,920 - [sighs] 329 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:15,795 - CREED, I'M ALL DONE. MY TURN. 330 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,972 - I'M SORRY, PAM. IT LOOKS A LITTLE MESSY. 331 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,930 - WELL, WAIT. 332 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,849 - HOW'S THAT? - I FEEL IT WORKING. 333 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,938 [both grunt] 334 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,853 - KSK, KSK, KSK, KSK, KSK. 335 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,290 - EIFFEL TOWER. - OH! [laughs] 336 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,510 - NOW. 337 00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:36,903 - CAN I HELP YOU? 338 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,339 - WELL-- - UM-- 339 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:39,775 - WE DON'T WANT TO PRY, 340 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,603 BUT WE HEARD YOU BROKE UP WITH DARRYL. 341 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:42,865 - YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 342 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,693 - WE THINK YOU MADE A BIG, BIG MISTAKE. 343 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,913 - BIG MISTAKE. - QUITE ENORMOUS. 344 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:50,307 - HE'S A REAL CATCH, AND YOU SHOULD TAKE HIM BACK. 345 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:53,354 - OKAY. THANK YOU. IS THAT ALL? 346 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,486 - NO. NO, THAT IS NOT ALL. 347 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,880 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT REAL LIFE IS LIKE. 348 00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,969 THE MEN DRY UP, AND THE NIGHTS GET LONELY. 349 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,841 THE ONLY CALLS ON YOUR MACHINE 350 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:02,972 ARE FROM COLLECTION AGENCIES 351 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,321 ABOUT THAT PAIR OF MOTORCYCLE BOOTS 352 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,714 YOU'VE NEVER EVEN WORN. 353 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,848 YOU STALK YOUR OLD HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND ONLINE, 354 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,415 GO TO HIS DAUGHTER'S SOCCER GAMES, AND MAKE A SCENE. 355 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,548 YOU BUY A DIAMOND RING FOR YOURSELF, 356 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,897 WEAR IT ON YOUR RIGHT HAND, 357 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,073 AND TELL YOURSELF YOU'RE ALL YOU NEED. 358 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:20,555 ONE DAY, YOU'RE ALONE, TIRED. 359 00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,644 AT YOUR FEET, A DYING BIRD. 360 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,254 BUT WHERE DID IT COME FROM? 361 00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:25,995 WHY DID YOU KILL IT? 362 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,867 IT IS BECAUSE, IN SOME STRANGE WAY, 363 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,520 IT IS YOU? 364 00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:31,435 - THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR CONCERN, 365 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,916 BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE, OKAY? 366 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,572 - PFFT! WELL. - THANK YOU. 367 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,791 THANK YOU. 368 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:42,098 - SO DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE GONNA TAKE DARRYL BACK? 369 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,883 - NO. 370 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:44,971 - WELL, THEN, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY 371 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:48,322 TO YOU AND ME HITTING THE TOWN? 372 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:52,108 'CAUSE I'M FREE, LITERALLY, FOREVER. 373 00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,241 - YEAH, KEVIN ASKED ME OUT. 374 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,547 I WAS KIND OF FEELING GOOD ABOUT RE-ENTERING THE DATING POOL, 375 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,767 AND THEN KEVIN ASKED ME OUT. 376 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,988 THOUGHT I MIGHT TRADE UP TO A NEW LEVEL OF MAN. 377 00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:07,036 THEN KEVIN ASKED ME OUT. 378 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,260 [phone rings] 379 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,958 [mayonnaise splats] 380 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,917 - HELLO? - HI, HONEY, IT'S MOM. 381 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,657 LOOK, CECE'S SCHOOL JUST CALLED. 382 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:23,052 SHE STILL HAS LICE. - WHAT? NO, THAT CAN'T-- 383 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,488 I DON'T-- - NOW, DON'T WORRY, DON'T WORRY. 384 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,012 I'M ON MY WAY TO PICK HER UP, 385 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,578 BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE LICE TOO. 386 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,840 YOU KNOW, LICE CAN BE TRICKY. 387 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:31,017 SOMETIMES LICE, LIKE... [phone clatters] 388 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,715 - OH, MY GOD. - SHAVE HER HEAD. 389 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:37,110 SHAVE HER HEAD! 390 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,418 [overlapping arguing] 391 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:42,811 - YOU GUYS, I AM SO SORRY! 392 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:45,031 IT'S JUST BEEN SO CHAOTIC WITH JIM GONE THAT I-- 393 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,510 - YEAH, YEAH, PRINCESS FANCY-PANTS 394 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,817 LETTING JANE 12-PACK OVER HERE TAKE THE FALL! 395 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,645 - [amplified] SHE'S RIGHT, PAM. 396 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,473 - IS THERE A VOLUME KNOB ON THAT THING? 397 00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:55,606 - YES, THERE'S A VOLUME KNOB ON THAT THING! 398 00:15:55,650 --> 00:16:00,960 - MEREDITH, I AM SO SORRY. 399 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,484 - WELL, A LOT OF GOOD YOUR SORRYS ARE DOING HER NOW, PAM. 400 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:07,009 SHE'S A MONSTER. 401 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,838 - I MEANT TO SAY SOMETHING EARLIER. I JUST-- 402 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:14,408 - JUST? JUST WHAT? JUST FORGOT? 403 00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:17,280 WHO'S THE ONE THAT DIDN'T BRING LICE INTO THE OFFICE? 404 00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,195 MEREDITH. 405 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,980 SURE, I GAVE EVERYBODY PINK-EYE ONCE, 406 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,546 AND MY EX KEYED A FEW OF THEIR CARS. 407 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:26,028 AND, YEAH, I BMed IN THE SHREDDER ON NEW YEAR'S, 408 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,682 BUT I DIDN'T BRING THE LICE IN. 409 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:30,946 THAT WAS ALL PAM. 410 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,035 - [amplified] ATTENTION, PEOPLE OF THE OFFICE, 411 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:37,561 YOU HAVE EXACTLY 60 SECONDS TO EVACUATE THE BULLPEN. 412 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:40,782 AT THAT TIME, I WILL BE TOSSING 413 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,089 THIS POWERFUL INSECTICIDAL GRENADE, 414 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:48,659 WHICH CONTAINS PIPERONYL BUTOXIDE AS WELL AS-- 415 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:49,704 [all gasp] 416 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,575 - DWIGHT, ARE YOU OKAY? 417 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:54,448 - [coughs] 418 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:58,321 WHOA. HYPERTOXIDE HAS A MILD HALLUCINOGENIC EFFECT, 419 00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,757 BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S KICKED IN YET. 420 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,977 I'M GONNA COUNT DOWN FROM TEN. 421 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,936 NINE, YELLOW, 422 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:08,592 COLD, SAD, 423 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,552 PURPLE. [all gasp] 424 00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:14,424 - WOW. HE GOT TO PURPLE. 425 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,645 - OW! 426 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:20,082 - SORRY. 427 00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:23,694 - [chokes and sputters] YOU'RE WATERBOARDING ME! 428 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:27,437 - OOPS. 429 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:38,448 - NO, THIS IS FINE. WE'RE ALLOWED TO DO THIS. 430 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:43,540 THIS IS OKAY. 431 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,325 - OKAY, YOU'RE UP. 432 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:48,502 - YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF SAD TO SEE THIS BABY GO. 433 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,547 - YOU DO KIND OF LOOK LIKE ELVIS, 434 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:55,813 BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY WASH ALL THE DEAD LICE OUT. 435 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:02,385 - OKAY. - OKAY. OKAY. 436 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:06,955 IS THAT TOO COLD? 437 00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:11,090 - NO. ACTUALLY, IT FEELS KIND OF NICE. 438 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:20,273 [machine whirring, plastic wrap bubbles popping] 439 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,144 - I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED OVER THERE. 440 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,146 I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE THE WHOLE TIME. 441 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:27,410 [machine continues whirring] 442 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,328 - OKAY. - HUH? 443 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,678 - LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT. LET'S MAKE IT WORK. 444 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,637 - OH, NO. I MEAN, I WANT TO. 445 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,595 I JUST--I DON'T WANT TO FORCE YOU INTO DOING 446 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,162 SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO DO. 447 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:43,470 - YOU'RE NOT. I BELIEVE IN US. 448 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:47,952 - BUT-- 449 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:51,565 I'M BACK TOGETHER WITH VAL. 450 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,045 YAY. 451 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:57,788 - [humming] 452 00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,616 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 453 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:00,878 - HAD A PRETTY GOOD DAY TODAY. 454 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,228 [coughs] 455 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,012 NOT EVERYTHING WENT EXACTLY ACCORDING TO PLAN, 456 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:07,668 BUT, LICE, IF YOU ARE WATCHING, 457 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:11,324 I AM READY FOR YOU ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. 458 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,635 - HEY, ERIN ALREADY TAKE OFF? 459 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:22,117 - I GUESS SO. 460 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:26,904 - OKAY. 461 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,863 - YOU'RE KAREEM, COMING TO HELP. 462 00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,604 - OKAY, I'M KAREEM. THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE. 463 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,779 I'M KAREEM. YOU'RE DR. J. 464 00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,259 JUST SOUNDS WEIRD TO SAY OUT LOUD. 465 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:37,654 - AND IT WENT LIKE THIS. 466 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:38,829 [cell phone rings] 467 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,353 - AND THAT'S ALL. - THAT'S IT. 468 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,224 - NO ONE WILL BELIEVE THIS BACK HOME, BUT THAT'S OKAY. 469 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,704 [phone ringing] LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 470 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,662 - YEAH, YOU SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT. 471 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,360 - THIS IS JIM HALPERT. LEAVE A MESSAGE. 472 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,361 [beep] 473 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,058 - HEY, HONEY, IT'S ME. 474 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,495 JUST TRYING TO CATCH YOU BEFORE GOING HOME. 475 00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:56,934 UM, OH, WELL, JUST GIVE ME A CALL WHENEVER. 476 00:19:56,978 --> 00:20:01,243 HOPE YOUR DAY GOT BETTER. LOVE YOU. 477 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,898 - HEY, WHAT YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? 478 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,682 - OH, I'M JUST GONNA GO HOME. 479 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:08,859 MY MOM'S BEEN WATCHING THE KIDS ALL DAY. 480 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,122 - LET HER STAY ANOTHER HOUR. LET'S GO GET A BEER. 481 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,865 - REALLY? A BEER SOUNDS INCREDIBLE RIGHT NOW. 482 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:18,260 - NO DUH. LET'S GO. YOU'RE BUYING. 483 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,957 [laughs] 484 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,960 - MEREDITH, I AM SO SORRY ABOUT TODAY. 485 00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,832 - FORGET ABOUT IT. 486 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,008 - I JUST DID NOT REALIZE HOW HARD IT WAS GONNA BE 487 00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,184 WITHOUT JIM. 488 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,707 I MEAN, I REALLY RESPECT YOU 489 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,492 FOR BEING A SINGLE MOM ALL THESE YEARS. 490 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:35,146 IT WHIPPED MY ASS IN HALF A WEEK. 491 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,061 I HAVE TO SAY, THERE ARE NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE 492 00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:39,934 WHO COULD PULL OFF A SHAVED HEAD, BUT YOU'RE ROCKING IT. 493 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,457 - RIGHT? 494 00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:42,850 I GOT THE BARTENDER'S PHONE NUMBER 495 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,025 WHEN YOU WERE IN THE JOHN. 496 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,853 I'M GONNA TAKE THAT FREAK TO BONE TOWN 497 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:48,116 BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER. [laughs] 498 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:50,118 - GET IT, GIRL! 499 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:53,774 [Girls Just Want to Have Fun playing] 500 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:56,733 - THIS ONE'S FOR ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE. 501 00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:58,996 ♪ 502 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,085 - ♪ I COME-- - NOT YET. 503 00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,305 ♪ 504 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:06,352 both: ♪ I COME HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ♪ 505 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:11,052 ♪ MY MOTHER SAYS, WHEN YOU GONNA LIVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT? ♪ 506 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:14,577 ♪ OH, MOTHER DEAR, WE'RE NOT THE FORTUNATE ONES ♪ 507 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:17,711 ♪ AND GIRLS, THEY WANT TO HAVE FUN ♪ 508 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:22,803 ♪ OH, GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN ♪