1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,135 [computer chime] 2 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,970 - STONE & SON SUIT WAREHOUSE 3 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,841 RECENTLY LOST THEIR PAPER PROVIDER. 4 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,974 THEY'RE A FAMILY-OWNED BUSINESS. 5 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,281 [chuckles] JIM AND I USED TO CLEAN UP AT THOSE. 6 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:23,197 WE'D GO IN PRETENDING TO BE FAMILY--BROTHERS. 7 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:26,026 WE DID IT AT A FAMILY-OWNED LAW FIRM, 8 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:28,245 AT A FAMILY-OWNED CONSTRUCTION COMPANY, 9 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:30,247 AND A FAMILY-OWNED MOTORCYCLE STORE. 10 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:32,989 JIM AND DWIGHT SHRUPERT. 11 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,251 I WAS THE DYNAMIC... YEAH! 12 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:36,645 LIKEABLE WINNER THAT WAS DOTED UPON BY MOM. 13 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:38,647 WHOO! [engine revving] 14 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,431 YEAH! 15 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:43,434 AND JIM WAS THE CLOSETED FOOT FETISHIST 16 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,958 PRETENDING TO BELONG. 17 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:48,004 THE CLIENT NEVER KNEW ANY OF THAT. 18 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,093 BUT I KNEW. 19 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:52,791 I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN PAYING YOUR WIG STORAGE BILLS, JIMBO, 20 00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:54,402 'CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER EPISODE 21 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:56,665 OF "HANDSOME AND STINKY, PAPER BROTHERS FOR HIRE." 22 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:59,015 - SORRY, STINKY. CAN'T DO IT--TOO BUSY. 23 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,191 - OH, GOD, THIS AGAIN? YOU'RE STINKY. 24 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:03,106 - OKAY. THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY I CAN GET THERE, 25 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,542 SO JUST ASK PHYLLIS. SHE CAN BE 26 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,066 YOUR OLDER SISTER OR SOMETHING. - PHYLLIS MY SISTER? 27 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:08,111 MORE LIKE MY DEAD GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER 28 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:09,504 WHO DIED OF STUPIDITY. 29 00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:11,071 - I HAVE EARS, DWIGHT. 30 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:14,509 - OH, DO YOU REALLY HAVE EARS, PHYLLIS? 31 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:16,250 LIKE ALL HUMAN BEINGS? 32 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:18,991 WE ALL HAVE EARS. 33 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:21,124 SEE WHAT YOU LEAVE ME WITH HERE, JIM? 34 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,952 - HEY, I'M IN PHILADELPHIA RIGHT NOW. 35 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:24,040 - HOW IS THAT MY PROBLEM? 36 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,694 GET IN YOUR CAR AND DRIVE DOWN HERE. 37 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:28,088 YOU CAN MAKE IT IN 30 MINUTES IF YOU DRIVE 240 MILES PER HOUR. 38 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:31,700 - HUH. HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE ME IF I DROVE 300 MILES AN HOUR? 39 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:34,311 - MM. THAT'S A GOOD... 40 00:01:34,355 --> 00:01:36,096 QUESTION. 41 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:38,141 300 TIMES-- - [mouthing] 42 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:41,188 - 180-- [dial tone] 43 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:43,842 UM...THAT COMES TO 25 MINUTES. 44 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:46,976 YES. OH, WELL, THANK YOU, JIM. 45 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:49,979 YES, I AM BETTER THAN YOU. THANKS FOR ACKNOWLEDGING THAT. 46 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:53,025 OKAY, BYE-BYE. LOVE YOU. 47 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:03,035 [cheerful music] 48 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:09,825 ♪ 49 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:14,046 - DARRYL, LOOKING GOOD! 50 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:16,048 - HEADING TO PHILLY. INTERVIEW WITH JIM'S COMPANY. 51 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:17,528 - HEY, GOOD LUCK. 52 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:19,748 WHEN YOU GET TO PHILLY, WILL YOU TELL JIM I MISS HIM? 53 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:21,315 - WHY DON'T YOU COME ALONG AND TELL HIM YOURSELF? 54 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:23,099 - HA HA. THAT'D BE GREAT. 55 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,492 KINDA LIKE DITCHING SCHOOL, 56 00:02:24,535 --> 00:02:27,147 EXCEPT INSTEAD OF GETTING SUSPENDED, YOU GET... 57 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:29,932 WHAT DO YOU GET? 58 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:33,022 OH, MY GOD! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS? 59 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:35,198 ANDY'S NOT HERE. [sighs] 60 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:37,113 OH, HEY, ERIN, 61 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,028 I'M EXPECTING A SHIPMENT OF PENS. 62 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,943 CAN YOU COVER THAT? - MM-HMM. COVER THAT. 63 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:42,945 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, EXACTLY? WHAT ARE WE TALKING HERE? 64 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:44,207 DETAILS. 65 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,818 - A DELIVERY GUY WILL DELIVER A BOX OF PENS, 66 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,733 AND YOU JUST MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S IN ORDER. 67 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:50,387 - WHAT? EVERYTHING? 68 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:52,259 WHAT--HOW DO I MAKE SURE IT'S IN ORDER? 69 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:54,086 I--[laughs]--HAVEN'T BEEN TRAINED FOR THIS. 70 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:58,134 - [giggling] OKAY, SEE YOU LATER. 71 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:09,667 - HEY, GUYS. 72 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:11,234 - CLARK. - HEY. 73 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:13,410 - HEY, LOOK WHO'S BACK. DWIGHT JUNIOR. 74 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,456 - HEY, SO HOW WAS IT? 75 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:18,372 I MEAN... THE SEX WITH JAN. 76 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:20,504 - A GENTLEMAN DOESN'T DISCUSS SUCH MATTERS. 77 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,811 ESPECIALLY WHEN THE FEELINGS OF A LADY ARE INVOLVED. 78 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:24,116 WOMEN REACH THEIR SEXUAL PEAK 79 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:26,162 AT WHATEVER AGE JAN WAS LAST WEEK. 80 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:30,993 I MEAN, IT WAS...LIKE MAKING LOVE WITH A WILD ANIMAL. 81 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:33,169 BUT NOT LIKE A COUGAR LIKE YOU MIGHT THINK. 82 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:37,347 IT WAS, UH... LIKE A SWARM OF BEES. 83 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:39,871 BEES THAT JUST FIND SOMETHING WRONG 84 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:42,439 WITH EVERY HOTEL ROOM. 85 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:44,267 - NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A GENTLEMAN. 86 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:47,444 LIKE MY MOM USED TO SAY, "TALK CLASSY, ACT NASTY." 87 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:49,272 - WHAT'S WITH THE WIG, MEREDITH? 88 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:53,494 - WHAT, IS IT ON BACKWARDS? 89 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:55,713 - NOPE. YOU GOT IT. YOU FIXED IT. 90 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:59,108 UH, I HAVE A GIFT FROM JAN. 91 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:00,718 - [gasps] - IT'S AN ESPRESSO MAKER. 92 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:02,677 - OOH! - WE CAME TO BE QUITE FOND 93 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,070 OF ESPRESSO ON THE AMALFI COAST, SO... 94 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:08,117 BON APPETIT. 95 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,728 - OOH! 16 TYPES OF ESPRESSO. 96 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,164 NOW, THAT'S ITALIAN. 97 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:13,209 - MY FRIEND HAS ONE OF THESE. 98 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,298 FOOL-PROOF ESPRESSO EVERY TIME. 99 00:04:15,342 --> 00:04:16,778 - ALWAYS WITH THE FRIENDS, OSCAR. 100 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:19,171 CAN'T WE JUST ENJOY THE NEW ESPRESSO MACHINE? 101 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:21,130 - ACTUALLY, IT'S PRONOUNCED ESPRESSO. 102 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:23,219 WAIT. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID. 103 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,309 I APOLOGIZE. I JUST ASSUMED YOU WOULD MISPRONOUNCE IT. 104 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:30,095 SO... 105 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:32,315 - THERE HE IS! HA HA! 106 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,056 WE ARE ALL SO PROUD OF YOU 107 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:35,536 FOR THE SMALL PART THAT YOU PLAYED 108 00:04:35,579 --> 00:04:37,189 IN LANDING THE WHITE PAGES. 109 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:39,757 PROUDER OF ME, BUT... 110 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:41,281 - IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW APPRECIATION, 111 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,673 JUST GIVE ME HALF THE COMMISSION. 112 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:46,068 - GOSH, YOU KNOW, I WISH I COULD BUT, UH... 113 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,156 NO. 114 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,679 HEY, LISTEN, REMEMBER HOW EVERYONE 115 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:51,073 USED TO CALL YOU DWIGHT JUNIOR AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVED THAT? 116 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:52,988 - HA HA HA. I LOVED IT. 117 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:56,078 - HOW WOULD LIKE TO PRETEND TO BE MY SON 118 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:58,123 IN ORDER TO LAND A SALE? 119 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,125 - IF IT'LL LEAD TO ME BEING A SALESMAN, 120 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:02,084 I'LL PRETEND TO BE YOUR FRIEND. 121 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:05,261 - THEN, LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A DEAL... 122 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,307 SON. 123 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:12,224 - HI, GUYS. 124 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:14,139 - HEY, LOOK WHO IT IS. 125 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:17,142 - SORRY. SUPER-BUSY. PENS COMING IN LATER. 126 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:19,536 JUST GRABBING A JAVA BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. 127 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:23,061 - TRY THIS ONE. - THANK YOU. 128 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:26,456 I DON'T REALLY HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT PETE RIGHT NOW. 129 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,416 I JUST HAVE A LOT GOING ON WITH THIS WHOLE SHIPMENT OF PENS. 130 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:31,113 AND I HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE TRUSTING ME, 131 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:34,029 AND I WOULD FEEL SUPER-GUILTY IF I BROKE ANYONE'S TRUST. 132 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:36,205 ABOUT THE PENS. 133 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,511 - YOU READY FOR YOUR INTERVIEW? 134 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,643 - I WAS BORN READY! 135 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,558 NO. I SUCK AT INTERVIEWS. 136 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:43,952 I HAD ANDY'S JOB IN THE BAG UNTIL MY INTERVIEW. 137 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:45,736 - WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE NERVOUS ABOUT THIS. 138 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,652 THIS IS A TINY START-UP WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS 139 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:52,221 JUST AS DORKY AS JIM. - YEAH, I GUESS. 140 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:55,311 - REALLY, YOU CAN'T BE SCARED OF A ROOM FULL OF JIMS. 141 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:59,228 I LOVE THE GUY, BUT HE'S BASICALLY GUMBY WITH HAIR. 142 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,971 - [chuckles] IT'S KIND OF FUNNY. 143 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:04,276 FATHER AND SON SALES TEAM 144 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,496 MEETING WITH A FATHER AND SON SUIT STORE. 145 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:09,543 - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT! 146 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:11,458 WE HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT, HAD WE, BOY? 147 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:14,417 - NO, WE SURE HADN'T, POP. [both chuckling] 148 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:17,072 - OH! YOU'RE A HUNTER, I SEE. 149 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,074 SPEND YOUR EARLY MORNINGS OUT IN THE BLINDS 150 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:21,468 LIKE CLARKY AND ME? HUH? 151 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,992 - HE CALLS ME CLARKY 'CAUSE HE'S MY DAD. 152 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:25,167 - GUILTY. 153 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,343 - YOU DON'T MEET MANY HUNTERS THESE DAYS. 154 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,258 - MY DAD IS THE BEST HUNTER THERE IS. 155 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:32,217 I MEAN, HE'S LIKE A SERIAL KILLER...OF ANIMALS. 156 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:35,003 ONE TIME HE SNUCK UP BEHIND A SLEEPING DEER 157 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:37,658 AND JUST SAWED ITS HEAD RIGHT OFF--IT WAS SICK! 158 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:39,573 - [imitates saw, blood spurting] 159 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:41,226 [strangled cry] 160 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:42,619 IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY. 161 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:45,840 JUST TURNED THREE, SO... - AH. 162 00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:48,320 - YOU GUYS, I KINDA THINK I WANT TO TRY THEM ALL. 163 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:49,539 IS THAT CRAZY? 164 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,193 - NO. LOOK, WITHOUT A TASTE TEST, 165 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:53,151 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHICH FLAVORS WE LIKE 166 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:54,152 TO REORDER? 167 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:56,111 - TASTE TEST? I'M IN. 168 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:58,766 - ♪ YOLO! 169 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:00,028 - WHAT? - OOH. 170 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:02,422 - IT'S A THING. IT MEANS YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE. 171 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:05,207 - YEAH, WE'RE AWARE OF WHAT IT MEANS, OSCAR. 172 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,427 YOU JUST DO NOT LOOK COOL SAYING IT. 173 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,211 - WELL-- - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 174 00:07:09,254 --> 00:07:13,302 WHO'S IN? - YEP. 175 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:15,347 - ANGELA. 176 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:16,784 DON'T MAKE US COME OVER THERE. 177 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,176 - NO, I DON'T--NO. 178 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:20,440 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 179 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:23,181 - CAN'T I JUST AGREE WITHOUT PUTTING MY HAND IN? 180 00:07:23,225 --> 00:07:24,618 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. - NO WAY. 181 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:27,664 - OH, FINE. 182 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:31,842 - OKAY, GUYS. 183 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:34,584 WE ALL DRINK THEM ALL. 184 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:36,760 all: WE ALL DRINK THEM ALL. 185 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:37,979 - YES. - YES. 186 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:39,807 - WHOO! - HEY. 187 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:42,723 WHERE'S MY RING? - I'M SURE IT'LL TURN UP. 188 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,857 - YES, MA'AM, YOU WANNA GO EAST ON FRANKLIN, 189 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,729 TAKE THAT ALL THE WAY TO COMMONWEALTH. 190 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:50,731 YOU'LL SEE US ON THE RIGHT SIDE. YOU CAN'T MISS US. 191 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:52,123 - WHOA. - YES. 192 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,995 AND I WANT TO REACH EVERY DEMOGRAPHIC POSSIBLE. 193 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:55,605 - NO, I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, AND WE WILL. 194 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:58,042 THE THING IS, WE GOTTA LOCK DOWN THIS KEY DEMOGRAPHIC FIRST. 195 00:07:58,086 --> 00:07:59,522 THE REST WILL COME. I PROMISE. 196 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:00,915 JUST GIVE ME A COUPLE WEEKS, ALL RIGHT? 197 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:02,264 - WE'RE TALKING WEEKS HERE, NOT MONTHS, RIGHT? 198 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:03,613 - WEEKS. ALWAYS WEEKS. 199 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:05,659 MAN, THE LAST TIME I TALKED MONTHS WAS, LIKE... 200 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:08,226 A MILLION WEEKS AGO. - ALL RIGHT. GOOD. 201 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:11,099 - THANKS, DENNIS, APPRECIATE IT. HEY! 202 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,667 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 203 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,538 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU. 204 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:17,061 - THAT'S SO GREAT! - DAMN. 205 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:20,151 JIM, YOU GOT A REAL FACEBOOK ENERGY GOING ON HERE, MAN. 206 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:21,979 YOU ZUCKERBERGED THIS PLACE OUT. 207 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:24,112 - IT'S PRETTY GREAT, RIGHT? I MEAN, WE'RE COMING ALONG-- 208 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:27,681 HEY, WADE, WE GOTTA JUST PUSH UP DENNIS'S TIMELINE. 209 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:29,552 - OKAY. - ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 210 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:31,598 GIVE ME ONE SECOND, OKAY? MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME. 211 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,211 - BUT I THINK THAT ALL OF YOUR CONCERNS WILL BE ANSWERED 212 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:38,822 WHEN YOU SEE THE BROCHURE THAT CLARK'S GETTING OUT OF MY CAR. 213 00:08:38,866 --> 00:08:41,085 HE'S A GOOD BOY. DOES WHATEVER I SAY. 214 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:43,523 - [sighs] I CAN'T RELATE TO THAT. 215 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,176 MY SON HATES MY GUTS. 216 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:47,004 - OH? REALLY? 217 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,441 - BRING HIM INTO THE BUSINESS, AND HE RESENTS ME. 218 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,443 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 219 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:53,576 - WELL, THINGS BETWEEN ME AND CLARK ARE GOOD, 220 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,012 NOT GREAT. 221 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:58,929 IN FACT, I WILL SAY THAT THEY'RE NOT EVEN GOOD. 222 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:02,063 REALLY, THEY'RE BAD. LIKE YOU AND YOUR SON. 223 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:04,152 - HERE YOU GO, POP. 224 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:06,197 I KNOW IT WAS JUST A COUPLE MINUTES, BUT... 225 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:08,852 GOD, I MISSED YOU. - WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 226 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,767 WERE YOU LOITERING OUT THERE LIKE A HOOLIGAN, 227 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:13,074 SMOKING A DOOBIE? 228 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:16,686 - I SURE WAS. JUST LIKE HE TAUGHT ME. 229 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:20,908 LOOKING COOL. - YOU'RE BEING DISRESPECTFUL! 230 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:24,302 - AND I LOVE YOU... FOR SAYING THAT. 231 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:28,219 - WE DON'T GET ALONG. 232 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,134 - HA HA! 233 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,614 I JUST BURNED HIM. 234 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,398 BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS... 235 00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:36,619 OUR RELATIONSHIP IS... 236 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,142 TER--TERRIBLE. - TERRIBLE. 237 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:39,883 YES. GENIUS. 238 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:42,494 STUPID, STUPID GENIUS! 239 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:49,240 - WOW, THIS PLACE IS... SO GREAT. 240 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,765 I HAD NO IDEA--ON THE PHONE, YOU MADE IT SOUND KIND OF DINKY. 241 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:53,680 - WELL, I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE PAYCHECK YET. 242 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,029 IT IS A START-UP, SO... 243 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,639 THESE THINGS GO DOWN ALL THE TIME. 244 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:59,642 - IF THIS COMPANY'S GOING DOWN, I WANNA GO DOWN ON IT. 245 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,165 WITH IT. I WANNA GO DOWN WITH IT. 246 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,645 - ARE YOU COOL TO JUST HANG OUT? 247 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,951 - SURE, NO PROBLEM. - YEAH? 248 00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,430 YOU READY? - YEAH. 249 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:08,738 - LET'S DO IT. 250 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,753 - THE PEN DELIVERY WENT AMAZING, 251 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,842 AND NOW I'VE GOT ALL THESE PENS JUST WAITING TO BE UNPACKED. 252 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,670 BUT PAM DID NOT TELL ME TO UNPACK THE PENS, 253 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,324 AND I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO'S JUST LIKE, "UH, SURE, 254 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:30,891 I'LL ACCEPT THE PENS WHEN THEY COME IN," 255 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,109 AND THEN AS SOON AS YOUR BACK'S TURNED, 256 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,807 I UNPACK THE PENS AND GET ALL THIS CREDIT 257 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,722 AND SOME GREAT PEN UNPACKER. 258 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,985 ON THE OTHER HAND... THEY ARE JUST SITTING HERE. 259 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:41,118 PAM DIDN'T TELL ME NOT TO UNPACK THEM. 260 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,381 DON'T WANNA BE A BUSYBODY, BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A LAZYBONES. 261 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,035 BUSYBODY, LAZYBONES. BUSYBODY, LAZYBONES. 262 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,516 AAH! MY BRAIN IS PING-PONGING AROUND IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW. 263 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,822 IT'S INSANE. 264 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:51,259 I'M SORRY. WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION AGAIN? 265 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,043 OH, YEAH. 266 00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:55,045 NO. I'VE NEVER HAD AN ESPRESSO BEFORE. 267 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:57,439 THEY'RE GOOD, THOUGH. 268 00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,441 - A-BAM! 269 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:02,096 MY FAVORITE IS VIENNESE AMARETTO. 270 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,228 AND THE WORST FLAVOR I'VE TRIED SO FAR 271 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,535 IS ALPINE SELECT! 272 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:07,710 - YES! 273 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,277 [giggles] 274 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,321 - AH! - ONE! 275 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:11,801 - KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! - TWO! 276 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,020 - STOP IT! - THREE! 277 00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:13,803 - THAT'S ENOUGH, KEVIN. - STOP IT, KEVIN! 278 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:14,804 - FOUR! - THAT'S ENOUGH. 279 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,414 - SO FOR YOUR MENSWEAR CATALOGUE, 280 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,895 I THINK WE CAN OFFER YOU SOME VERY COMPETITIVE PRICING. 281 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,636 - I HEARD THAT BEFORE. - WELL, I UNDERSTAND, BUT-- 282 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,377 - I BET YOU HAVE. HE KNOWS NOTHING 283 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,684 ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE HAVE HEARD BEFORE, MY SON. 284 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,816 - HERE WE GO AGAIN, ANOTHER LECTURE FROM THE OLD MAN. 285 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,818 - LISTEN TO HIM. HE CREATED YOU. 286 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,473 - MAYBE IF YOU LISTENED A LITTLE BIT, YOU'D IMPROVE. 287 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,996 NO WONDER WOMEN DESPISE YOU. 288 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,085 - WOMEN DON'T DESPISE ME. 289 00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,696 - HIS LAST GIRLFRIEND WAS A TRANSVESTITE. 290 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:37,871 I KNEW IT RIGHT AWAY. 291 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:40,395 ADAM'S APPLE LIKE THE PROW OF A SHIP. 292 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,440 THUMBS LIKE A LOWLAND GORILLA. 293 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:45,095 HA. BUT THIS ONE COULDN'T SEE IT OR DIDN'T WANNA SEE IT. 294 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,793 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH, 295 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,229 'CAUSE I CAN SAY SOME THINGS ABOUT HIM TOO. 296 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,796 - YEAH, LIKE WHAT? - LIKE THE TIME 297 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:52,842 THAT YOU GOT DRUNK AND--AND THEN... 298 00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,409 KILLED THOSE KIDS ON THEIR WAY TO PROM. 299 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:56,280 - THAT NEVER HAPPENED. HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A LIAR. 300 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,804 EVER SINCE HE WAS A LITTLE KID 301 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,283 AND HE GOT CAUGHT "SAVING TREATS" 302 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,155 FROM THE KITTY LITTER BOX. 303 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,547 - REALLY SHAMEFUL. 304 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,636 - SO WE CAN OFFER YOU MATTE OR GLOSSY PRINTING-- 305 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,551 - GLISTENING BROWN MORSELS 306 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,902 TUMBLING FROM EVERY POUCH IN HIS TROUSERS. 307 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,643 - THERE'S OBVIOUSLY A VOLUME DISCOUNT IF YOU-- 308 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:13,733 - FOLLOWING THE CAT AROUND ON HIS KNEES 309 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,778 WITH HIS HANDS CUPPED BENEATH ITS TAIL, 310 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,738 GOING, "PLEASE, KITTY, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?" 311 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,609 YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP! 312 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,872 - NO, I THINK SOMEONE COULD MAKE IT UP. 313 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,700 SOMEONE WITH VERY FEW FRIENDS. 314 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,094 - HEY, FELLAS, SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING. 315 00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:28,748 - THERE HE IS. MY SON. 316 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:32,839 - [scoffs] GOT CAT TURD COLLECTOR WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM. 317 00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:37,278 - DID YOU SAY CAT TURD COLLECTOR? 318 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,193 - SO DEFINITELY LOOKING TO EXPAND OUR MARKET, 319 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,934 BUT FOR NOW WE'RE JUST CONCENTRATING ON ATHLETES 320 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,674 THAT ARE POPULAR HERE IN THE NORTHEAST. 321 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,459 OF COURSE, THAT'S NOT A MANDATE. 322 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:48,724 - "MANDATE"--ALWAYS THINK OF TWO MEN ON A DATE. 323 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,384 I HAVE GAY FRIENDS. I HAVE ONE GAY FRIEND. 324 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,778 OSCAR. - MM-HMM. 325 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,692 - ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK 326 00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:03,391 YOU'D BE A GOOD FIT HERE? 327 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:11,225 - OKAY. UM... 328 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,228 ALL RIGHT. 329 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:15,969 OBVIOUSLY, Y'ALL LOOK REALLY BUSY, 330 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,840 AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME ANYMORE. 331 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,930 SORRY, I JUST, UH... 332 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,715 OBVIOUSLY, I'M NOT QUALIFIED TO BE HERE, MAN, I'M... 333 00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:26,370 I'M A WAREHOUSE MANAGER, YOU KNOW... 334 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:29,417 - DARRYL, I WAS A NEWSPAPER EDITOR. 335 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,854 - SCIENCE TEACHER. VOLLEYBALL COACH. 336 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,987 - I WORK AT A HOME SHOPPING NETWORK. 337 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,423 - I'M A LAWYER. 338 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,599 I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO CAN HONESTLY HELP. 339 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:40,602 - AND AS YOU KNOW, I WAS A PAPER SALESMAN. 340 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,692 HEY, I FIND IT HELPS IF YOU JUST PICTURE EVERYBODY NAKED. 341 00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,955 [laughter] 342 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,914 - COOL. 343 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:51,134 HEY, THANKS. 344 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,789 - SO HOW ABOUT WE START OVER, HMM? 345 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,965 DARRYL, DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ON THE COMPANY? 346 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:59,229 - YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I, UH... 347 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,666 I WROTE SOME DOWN. - OH. 348 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:05,845 - THERE YOU GO. 349 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,673 WOW, THIS GUY CAME PREPARED. IT IMPRESSES ME! 350 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,501 [laughter] 351 00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:15,985 - AH. SO THIS IS WHAT 2:00 P.M. LOOKS LIKE AROUND HERE. 352 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:22,992 I USUALLY TAKE A SIESTA ABOUT NOW. 353 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,606 - STOCKING PENS, HUH? 354 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,173 YOU'RE LIKE THE NEW OFFICE ADMINISTRATOR. 355 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,045 - NO. I JUST TOOK OVER THE PEN SHIPMENT 356 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,568 BECAUSE PAM HAD TO LEAVE. 357 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,483 WHEN I SAY IT OUT LOUD, I KNOW THAT SOUNDS INSANE, 358 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:36,701 BUT IT'S THE TRUTH, I SWEAR. 359 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:39,400 - PAM! PAM, LOOK OUT! 360 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,750 ERIN'S GUNNING FOR YOUR JOB! - NO, I'M NOT. 361 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,839 - [imitating gunfire] - IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL. 362 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,276 FORGET IT. I'M SO SORRY. - PAM, LOOK OUT! 363 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,496 - PENS, YOU DID NOT BUY INTO THIS. 364 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:51,803 I AM SORRY. WHAT A DAY YOU'VE HAD. 365 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,720 - BY THE WAY, JIM TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 366 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,853 - THAT'S SWEET THAT HE TALKS ABOUT ME. 367 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,941 - IT'S TOO BAD HE STILL HAS TO WORK PART-TIME 368 00:14:58,985 --> 00:14:59,942 IN SCRANTON THOUGH. 369 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,683 - WELL, THAT'S FUNNY, 370 00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:04,904 'CAUSE I THINK OF HIM AS WORKING PART-TIME IN PHILADELPHIA. 371 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:09,430 - WE CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU MOVE HERE. 372 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:12,172 - I'M SORRY--YOU GUYS ARE HERE TO SELL US PAPER? 373 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,869 - DO YOU MIND? THE MEN ARE TALKING. 374 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,915 - SONS USED TO IDOLIZE THEIR FATHERS. 375 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,699 - US OLD-TIMERS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER. 376 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:21,007 AND HOW BETTER THAN BY SIGNING A CONTRACT? 377 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,399 - I'D LOVE TO. 378 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,967 SAM JUNIOR HERE, HE RUNS THE BUSINESS NOW. 379 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,838 KINDA PUSHED ME OUT, TRUTH BE TOLD. 380 00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:29,624 I'M JUST HERE FOR HUMAN CONTACT. 381 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,843 - OKAY, POP. 382 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,324 - WAIT. SO YOU'RE THE BOSS? 383 00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,847 - THAT'S RIGHT. 384 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,850 - HI. I'M CLARK. - HEY. 385 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,417 - LET'S TALK. - OKAY. 386 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,811 - SO IF YOU LOOK AT OUR CATALOG HERE... 387 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:45,031 - WELL, THANKS FOR COMING DOWN, DARRYL. 388 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,554 - IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, DARRYL. 389 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,816 I THINK YOU'D FIT IN GREAT HERE. 390 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,557 - YEAH. YEAH, ME TOO. 391 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,732 I THINK IT'D BE LIKE... [laughs] 392 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,342 YOU KNOW WHAT? 393 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:55,432 I THINK IT'D BE LIKE A KEVIN DURANT JUMP SHOT-- 394 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:59,001 PERFECTO! 395 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,015 OH, MY GOD. 396 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,497 - THEY'RE THE ONES 397 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,325 WHO PUT A FISH TANK NEXT TO A BASKETBALL HOOP. 398 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,717 IT'S LIKE IF I PUT A GLASS OF MILK 399 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,806 ON THE EDGE OF THE TABLE AND CECE KNOCKS IT OVER, 400 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,373 I DON'T BLAME CECE. 401 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,333 - SO I'M LIKE A THREE-YEAR-OLD GIRL IN THIS SCENARIO. 402 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,335 - SAY THEY DON'T HIRE YOU. 403 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,337 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE OUT ON THE STREET. 404 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,382 YOU HAVE A GREAT JOB WITH PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU. 405 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:35,037 - AND I'D ONLY GET TO SEE JADA ON THE WEEKENDS. 406 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,952 YOU KNOW, I'M... I'M NOT SO SURE 407 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,563 I'D LIKE LIVING IN PHILADELPHIA. 408 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:42,349 - RIGHT? THANK YOU! IT'S JUST PHILLY. 409 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:45,004 EVERYONE'S ACTING LIKE IT'S NEW YORK OR PARIS OR LONDON. 410 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,180 - WHO NEEDS IT? - NOT US. 411 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,225 [footsteps] 412 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:52,054 - OKAY. SO THE CONSENSUS WAS 413 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,925 THAT THAT WAS UNIQUE. 414 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,884 THEY'RE GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR THE FISH, 415 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,233 AND... 416 00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,280 THEY WANTED TO KNOW WHEN YOU CAN START. 417 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,282 - WHAT? 418 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,371 HOW 'BOUT YESTERDAY? 419 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,460 [both laughing] 420 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,897 - CONGRATULATIONS. - OH, THANK YOU. 421 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,160 - I GUESS YOU GOTTA MOVE TO PHILLY AFTER ALL. 422 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,466 - YES, I LOVE PHILLY! 423 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,250 TWO-ONE-FIVE OR DIE! 424 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,296 [laughing] 425 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,645 - NO, I'M NOT UPSET. 426 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:20,778 I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR DARRYL. 427 00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:23,781 MAYBE I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED 428 00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:27,089 THAT WE'LL BE LOSING HIM. 429 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,354 - IT FEELS REALLY HOT IN HERE. IS IT HOT IN HERE? 430 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:32,877 IT FEELS REALLY, REALLY HOT IN HERE. 431 00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:35,141 - IT'S INSANE! THEY NEED TO HAVE THE A.C. ON YEAR-ROUND! 432 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,620 JANUARY TOO! 433 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,100 [thudding] 434 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:41,625 - I DON'T GET THE POINT OF THIS STUPID WINDOW! 435 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,541 - I MEAN, LOOK, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW 436 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:47,327 THAT IN PAPER OR FASHION, STYLES CHANGE. 437 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,285 CHECK OUT MY DAD'S SUIT. 438 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,418 YOU ARE LOOKING AT PURE ACRYLIC. 439 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,333 THAT'S WHY HIS FACE ALWAYS BREAKS OUT. 440 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:56,162 - DOES THAT SUIT COME WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER? 441 00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,772 - [chuckling] - HA HA HA. 442 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:58,903 - YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD? 443 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,731 MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUY ME A SUIT. 444 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,516 I MEAN, I'M GONNA NEED ONE, RIGHT, 445 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,257 IF I'M EVER GONNA GET A "REAL" JOB 446 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,303 AND MOVE "MY LAZY ASS" OUT OF YOUR "G.D. HOUSE." 447 00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,914 - HE'S GOT YA THERE. 448 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,960 THAT'S ITALIAN SILK. VERY COMFORTABLE. 449 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,484 VERY TASTEFUL... ALTHOUGH EXPENSIVE. 450 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:17,096 - YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT ITALIAN. YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A MAFIA DON. 451 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,707 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE DOING LIFE IN RIKERS ISLAND. 452 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,057 - WELL, THAT'S BETTER THAN LOOKING LIKE THE UNDERTAKER 453 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,494 FROM BORING ISLAND. - THAT PLACE DOESN'T EXIST. 454 00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,453 IT'S NOT A DOCUMENTED ISLAND. 455 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:29,586 CARTOGRAPH MUCH? 456 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,763 - [whistles] 457 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,114 - HOW DO I LOOK? 458 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:38,160 - ACTUALLY... YOU LOOK GREAT. 459 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,466 THEY STEERED YOU RIGHT. 460 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:40,902 I GUESS IT DOES MAKE SENSE 461 00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,165 BUYING FROM A FATHER-SON TEAM. 462 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,340 YOU KNOW WHAT? 463 00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,560 I'LL TAKE ONE TOO. 464 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,475 - EVERYONE, NOW THAT WE HAVE ALL THIS ENERGY, 465 00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,259 WHY DON'T WE MOVE THE COPIER INTO THE ANNEX 466 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,608 LIKE WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO? 467 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,915 - WHOO! - FRICKIN' A! 468 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,569 - SO LONG, NOISE! 469 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,310 - ONE, TWO, THREE! 470 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,920 [rip] - OH! 471 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:00,226 - AND WE HAVE TORN UP THE CARPET. 472 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,532 OH, WE'RE GONNA BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! 473 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,360 - WAIT! 474 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,319 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 475 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,711 HARDWOOD. 476 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,583 I ALWAYS KNEW IT WAS DOWN HERE. 477 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:12,455 I JUST NEVER DREAMED THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY SEE IT. 478 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,153 - TEAR UP THE CARPET! 479 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,371 - WHOO! 480 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:18,418 - KILL THEIR FISH, AND THEY STILL HIRE ME. 481 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,941 THAT'S HOW YOU DO THAT, BABY. 482 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,072 [sighs] 483 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,813 IT'S ALL GOOD. I'M READY. 484 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,902 Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? 485 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,861 ♪ UH UH-UH-UH 486 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,776 ♪ UH UH-UH-UH 487 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:31,170 ♪ UH UH-UH-UH 488 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,304 - ♪ EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 489 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,524 - YEAH! ♪ UH UH-UH-UH 490 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:40,048 ♪ UH UH-UH-UH 491 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,963 - KEVIN, MOVE. I CAN'T PULL UP THE RUG 492 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,487 IF YOU'RE STANDING ON IT WITH YOUR RHINOCEROS FEET. 493 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,880 - WELL, I CAN'T STAND HERE 494 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,230 IF YOU PULL THE CARPET OUT FROM UNDER ME. 495 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,537 - OH, MY HEAD IS KILLING ME. 496 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,452 DOES ANYONE HAVE A BABY ASPIRIN? 497 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,062 - OH, ENOUGH WITH THE WHINING ALREADY. 498 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,368 WHY DON'T YOU JUST HAVE SOME MORE COFFEE? 499 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,499 - IT'S ALL GONE. 500 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,371 I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TRY THEM ALL 501 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,287 BECAUSE CREED POURED MY BOGOTA SUNRISE IN THE PLANT. 502 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,462 - I SAW THE LEAVES TWITCH. 503 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,681 - SHUT UP. - YOU SHUT UP! 504 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,596 - EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND WORK. 505 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,250 - WE DON'T WORK FOR YOU. - YEAH. 506 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,338 - YEAH. - HEY. 507 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,601 IT'S 5:00. 508 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:15,170 [horns honking] 509 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,608 - KEVIN, CAN-- - WHAT IS GOING ON? 510 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:23,439 [horns honking] 511 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,398 - YES! WE DID IT! 512 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,834 - YOU OPENED THE DOOR. 513 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:31,099 - AND YOU CLOSED IT. THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN. 514 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:33,232 HIGH FIVES! HA HA! 515 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:37,671 - HEY, SO ALL THAT REALLY SPECIFIC CAT TURD BUSINESS-- 516 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,194 THAT WAS ABOUT YOU, RIGHT? 517 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,153 - YOU GOT ME! 518 00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,678 I USED TO COLLECT 'EM. - WHY? 519 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:47,942 - EACH ONE IS VERY DIFFERENT, LIKE A SNOWFLAKE. 520 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:08,092 - HEY. WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 521 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,007 - YOU LEFT ME IN CHARGE OF THE PENS, PAM. 522 00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:13,533 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. THE PENS HAPPENED. 523 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,017 - ARE THE PENS HERE?