1 00:00:02,611 --> 00:00:04,047 - HAVE YOU SEEN DARRYL? - HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:07,485 - HMM. 3 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:08,486 YEAH, DARRYL'S HERE. 4 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:09,835 SO IS SANTA CLAUS. 5 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:12,403 IT'S JUST A REGULAR THURSDAY. 6 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:13,883 NEITHER GUY IS HERE. 7 00:00:13,926 --> 00:00:15,276 AND IT'S FRIDAY. 8 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:19,280 WELCOME TO ME AND DARRYL'S WORLD OF LIES. 9 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,064 NOBODY KNOWS IT YET, 10 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,892 BUT DARRYL ALREADY STARTED WORKING IN PHILLY. 11 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:25,460 SO NOW HE HAS TO SNEAK OUT OF HERE 12 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:27,853 LIKE THE SNEAKIEST LITTLE SNEAKY SNEAK 13 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:30,073 YOU EVER SAW. 14 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:32,815 AND I'M HIS HELPER. 15 00:00:32,858 --> 00:00:36,297 IT'S SO FUN. 16 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:39,256 DARRYL, MEET BEAR-YL. 17 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,692 - HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THAT? 18 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:43,086 - NOTHING. WON HIM AT THE CARNIVAL. 19 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,218 SPENT A TON ON TICKETS, THOUGH. 20 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:45,654 DRIVE SAFE. 21 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:47,482 - EVERYBODY KNOWS I GO TO PHILLY. 22 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:49,919 I'VE JUST BEEN USING SICK DAYS I SAVED UP. 23 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:53,488 BUT ERIN WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT BEING SNEAKY SNEAKS, 24 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:54,967 I WENT ALONG WITH IT. 25 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:56,360 - [laughs] 26 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:58,623 DARRYL, YOU ARE TOO MUCH. 27 00:00:58,667 --> 00:00:59,885 THAT GUY'S HILARIOUS. 28 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:04,890 HE'S HERE TODAY. 29 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:08,981 [cheerful music] 30 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:15,379 ♪ 31 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,120 - I'VE REALLY BEEN PUTTING IN THE HOURS 32 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:18,339 ON THIS MURAL. 33 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:20,123 AND MY BOSS IS TOTALLY OKAY WITH IT, 34 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,298 BECAUSE HE'S IN THE BAHAMAS 35 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:24,084 AND HAS NO CLUE WHAT ANYBODY'S DOING. 36 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,216 I'M USUALLY VERY SELF-CRITICAL. I HATE WHAT I PAINT. 37 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:28,349 BUT I DON'T KNOW. THIS TIME I FEEL 38 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:30,655 LIKE IT'S-- IT'S REALLY COMING TOGETHER. 39 00:01:30,699 --> 00:01:32,962 OH, MY GOD. 40 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:35,007 WHAT? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 41 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:38,402 WHAT--ARE THOSE-- ARE THOSE BUTTS? 42 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:39,925 HUH? 43 00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:41,623 NO WAY. 44 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,625 NO WAY. 45 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:45,975 - EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE. 46 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:49,500 IS IT OKAY IF I LEAVE EARLY FROM WORK TODAY? 47 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:51,111 IT'S PHILLIP'S FIRST BIRTHDAY, 48 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:52,155 AND THE SENATOR AND I ARE HOSTING 49 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:53,548 A PARTY AT OUR HOUSE. 50 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:55,593 - OH, CUTE, SO THERE'LL BE A BUNCH OF KIDS. 51 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,029 - NO. NO CHILDREN. 52 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,640 OUR HOUSE IS NOT KID-FRIENDLY. 53 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:03,210 MOST OF OUR FURNITURE IS SHARP. ALSO EW. 54 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:06,038 IT WILL MOSTLY BE CAMPAIGN DONORS. 55 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:09,694 - ANGELA, I AM PREPARED TO DONATE 56 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:14,830 A WHOPPING $8 TO LIPTON FOR AMERICA 57 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:16,875 TO HAVE AN INVITATION-- - NO, NO, PLEASE. 58 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,878 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY NONE OF YOU COULD EVEN REALLY MAKE THE CUT 59 00:02:19,922 --> 00:02:21,010 FOR THIS THING. 60 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:25,623 WHICH I AM SO SAD ABOUT. 61 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,669 - ANGELA. 62 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:29,627 YOU'RE GOING TO FIND OUT, SO I THOUGHT 63 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:34,632 I'D LET YOU KNOW THAT ROBERT INVITED ME TOO. 64 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:36,939 - WHAT? - HE SAID HE WANTED ME THERE 65 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:38,506 FOR SUPPORT. - I'M... 66 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:41,030 HIS WIFE. 67 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:43,250 - ANGELA'S HUSBAND AND I ARE IN LOVE, 68 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,077 BUT AS A POLITICIAN IN THIS TOWN 69 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:47,167 YOU STILL NEED THE CONVENTIONAL BLONDE WIFE 70 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,864 ON YOUR LAWN SIGNS. 71 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:53,869 HE IS RISKING EVERYTHING TO HAVE ME THERE TODAY. 72 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:55,305 ME. 73 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:57,612 - WE AGREED THAT YOU WOULDN'T BE SEEN 74 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,918 WITH HIM IN PUBLIC. 75 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:02,138 IT'S HUMILIATING FOR ME. 76 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,794 WELL, IF YOU GET TO BRING A STUD, 77 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:07,535 MAYBE I DO TOO. 78 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:12,931 - HEY. - HEY. 79 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:15,064 WE ARE SPLITTING A SUBLET ON A PLACE NEAR PHILLY. 80 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:17,936 - JUST A COUPLE OF GROWN, SEXY ASS ROOMMATES. 81 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,329 - AND, AS MUCH AS I MISS PAM AND THE KIDS, 82 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,157 IT'S KIND OF NICE TO LIVE THE BACHELOR LIFE AGAIN. 83 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,463 YOU KNOW, LET YOUR HAIR DOWN. 84 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:25,117 - JIM WAS NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE ME HIS BEDROOM. 85 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,336 - I'M COUCHING IT. 86 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,077 - WHICH USUALLY MEANS THERE ARE CLOTHES 87 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,818 ALL OVER THE LIVING ROOM. 88 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,298 - AND THIS DUDE LABELS HIS FOOD. 89 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:34,126 HE'S THE CLEAN ONE. I'M THE MESSY ONE. 90 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:35,606 HOW MUCH FUN IS THIS? 91 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:39,915 - I LOVE JIM. I LOVE THAT HE HOOKED ME UP 92 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:41,133 WITH A JOB. 93 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:43,484 IT'S JUST HE USES OLD T-SHIRTS 94 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:45,181 AS WASH RAGS. 95 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,487 HE DOESN'T WASH HIS DISHES. 96 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:50,839 APPARENTLY, THEY NEED TO "SOAK." 97 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,710 HE HOOKED ME UP WITH A JOB. 98 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:56,279 [cherry picker whirring] 99 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,585 - ATTENTION, EVERYONE. 100 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:58,934 CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 101 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:01,893 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW EVERYBODY'S NAME DOWN HERE, 102 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:04,026 BUT, WHOEVER DID THIS, WILL YOU PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND? 103 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,597 HELLO? 104 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,903 THIS IS NOT OVER. 105 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,253 OKAY? 106 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:16,256 I WILL STAY UP HERE ALL DAY IF I HAVE TO. 107 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:19,868 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 108 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,226 YEAH, I WILL ALSO COME DOWN IF I WANT TO. 109 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,576 IT'S MY CHOICE. 110 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,970 I DON'T DEMAND JUSTICE OFTEN. 111 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,363 I'M NOT LIKE ANGELA 112 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:38,060 WHO CALLS A LAWYER EVERY TIME SOMEONE WATCHES 113 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,757 A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF ANIMALS DOING IT, 114 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:42,369 BUT SOMEONE SHOULD GET FIRED OVER THIS, RIGHT? 115 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:45,633 VAL'S NO HELP. ANDY'S GONE. JIM'S OUT. 116 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:50,246 I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M ON MY OWN HERE. 117 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,988 I MEAN, OKAY, NOT COMPLETELY ON MY OWN, 118 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:55,033 BUT IN TERMS OF PEOPLE WHO CAN DO SOMETHING. 119 00:04:55,077 --> 00:04:58,167 THANK YOU, BRIAN. [exhales] 120 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,084 - HEY, SO WADE WANTS TO SEND PEOPLE TO THE SLOAN CONFERENCE. 121 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:03,912 WE GOT TO COMPILE A LIST OF OUR TARGET CLIENTS. 122 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:06,175 - ALREADY ON IT. 123 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:08,220 I ORDERED THEM BY THEIR GOOGLE TREND RANKING 124 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:09,657 SO WE KNOW WHO TO HIT FIRST. 125 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,572 - WHO IS THIS GUY? WE ARE KILLING IT. 126 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:13,922 - YES, SIR. - YEAH. 127 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:24,324 - CONFERENCE ROOM, EVERYBODY, NOW. 128 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,368 - YOU DON'T HAVE THE CLEARANCE 129 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:27,283 TO CALL A CONFERENCE ROOM MEETING. 130 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,371 - YES, BUT DAVID WALLACE DOES, 131 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,807 AND HE ASKED ME TO GATHER EVERYONE 132 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:32,462 TO TALK ABOUT STUFF THAT'S GONNA BE REVEALED 133 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:33,942 ONCE WE'RE IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM FOR THE MEETING. 134 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:36,945 - YOU'RE TELLING ME DAVID WALLACE ASKED YOU 135 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:38,163 TO CALL A SUPER-SECRET 136 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:39,600 CLASSIFIED CONFERENCE ROOM MEETING? 137 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:42,385 - YEAH. 138 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:43,821 - LET'S GO, EVERYONE. 139 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:46,215 SUPER-SECRET CLASSIFIED CONFERENCE ROOM MEETING NOW. 140 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,523 - LET'S GO. 141 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:52,308 - I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS. 142 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,788 SOMEONE DEFACED MY MURAL. 143 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:56,399 THEY PAINTED ALL OVER IT. 144 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,401 - I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 145 00:05:58,445 --> 00:05:59,663 - YEAH, BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT. 146 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:02,013 - OH. THEY USED WORSE PAINT THAN YOUR PAINT. 147 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,320 - I DON'T THINK SO, BUT THEY PUT PAINT 148 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,713 WHERE I DIDN'T WANT PAINT, SO... 149 00:06:05,756 --> 00:06:07,367 - I THOUGHT YOU WANTED PAINT ON THE WHOLE THING. 150 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:10,413 - DIFFERENT-COLORED PAINT. I WANTED DIFFERENT-COLORED PAINT 151 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:11,675 IN THE SPOTS WHERE THEY PUT THEIR PAINTS, 152 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,460 SO IT JUST IS--OKAY. 153 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:16,288 THE POINT IS THESE WAREHOUSE GUYS ARE VANDALS, 154 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:18,073 AND THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED. 155 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:20,423 - YEAH, AND SOMEBODY HAD THE BALLS TO PUT MY PHONE NUMBER 156 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,469 ON THE MEN'S ROOM WALL, WHICH IS SO MESSED UP. 157 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:25,863 IT'S 6782, NOT 83. 158 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:29,476 - UH, 6783'S ALSO A GOOD TIME, LESS MILEAGE. 159 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:30,868 - PAM, WHAT CAN BE DONE? 160 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:33,436 - YES, THANK YOU. LET'S ANSWER THAT QUESTION. 161 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,525 - I WAS POLITELY SAYING NOTHING CAN BE DONE. 162 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:38,223 I THOUGHT I WAS CLEAR. - WHAT? 163 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,616 COME ON, GUYS, WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT 164 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:41,444 WHO DID THIS AND PUNISH THEM. 165 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,141 THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT ME. 166 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:45,100 THIS IS ABOUT ALL OF US. 167 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,362 THIS IS OUR MURAL. 168 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,757 DON'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH WE WORKED ON THIS? 169 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,411 HOW MUCH TIME AND ENERGY? 170 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,717 WE PUT OUR HEART AND SOUL INTO THIS THING. 171 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,371 - DAVID WALLACE CALLED THIS MEETING? 172 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,460 - SURE DID. I WAS AS SURPRISED AS YOU, 173 00:06:57,504 --> 00:07:00,507 BUT APPARENTLY HE IS VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT PUBLIC ART. 174 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:02,596 [overlapping groans] 175 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,946 NO, NO, COME ON, GUYS. DON'T GO. 176 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:07,818 - PAM, I'LL HELP YOU. - YOU WILL? 177 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:09,298 - IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE WORSE THAN ART, 178 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:10,821 IT'S CRIME. 179 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,562 - THANK YOU? - I AM IN TOO, PAM. 180 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:14,216 - YEAH? - YES, OF COURSE. 181 00:07:14,259 --> 00:07:16,610 I BELIEVE IN YOU. I BELIEVE IN YOUR ART. 182 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:19,917 AND I AM BORED. - GREAT. 183 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,353 I WAS HOPING FOR A RIGHTEOUS MOB. 184 00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:23,660 I ENDED UP WITH DWIGHT AND NELLIE. 185 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,793 BUT THEY BOTH HAVE A MOB MENTALITY, 186 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:29,840 AND I'M PRETTY SURE DWIGHT HAS A PITCHFORK IN HIS CAR. 187 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:33,322 - YOU NEED MY PITCHFORK? 188 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:34,889 - [exhales] 189 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:37,457 - HEY. - WHAT IS IT? 190 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:38,632 I HAVE VENGEANCE TO EXACT. 191 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:40,677 - EXCITING NEWS. THERE'S ROOM FOR ONE MORE 192 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:42,287 AT MY SON'S BIRTHDAY EVENT, 193 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:45,377 AND I WANT YOU. - I'M NOT INTERESTED. 194 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:47,684 - BUT, WAIT, THE STATE TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY 195 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:48,772 WILL BE THERE. 196 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:50,426 YOU COULD SELL YOUR BEET SALT IDEA 197 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,862 TO THE HIGHWAY PEOPLE. [gasps] 198 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,951 - IF I GET THE DEICING GIG, IT'S GONNA BE ON MERIT, 199 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,779 NOT BECAUSE I PLAYED POLITICS. 200 00:07:57,651 --> 00:08:01,002 - HEY, SO A LITTLE BIRDIE JUST TOLD ME 201 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:03,395 THAT DWIGHT CAN'T COME TO YOUR SON'S BIRTHDAY. 202 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:05,659 SO DO YOU WANT ME TO GO WITH YOU? 203 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,574 - NO. - OKAY, I UNDERSTAND. 204 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,184 I'LL JUST STAY HERE THEN, 205 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:11,316 ALONE WITH THE MONEY. 206 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,102 - OH, CRAP. 207 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,887 - I AM HANDING OUT PIECES OF PAPER 208 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:19,760 ON WHICH YOU WILL DRAW ONE HUMAN BUTT. 209 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,109 WHAT I DO WITH SAID DRAWINGS 210 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:22,676 IS NO ONE'S BUSINESS BUT MY OWN. 211 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:25,113 - YOU'RE GONNA COMPARE 'EM TO THE BUTTS UP THERE. 212 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:26,636 - INCORRECT. IT IS MY FETISH. 213 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:27,985 OH, ALSO SIGN THEM. 214 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:30,074 MY FETISH IS SIGNED DRAWINGS OF BUTTS. 215 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:31,554 - I'M NOT DRAWING A BUTT. 216 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,513 - ALL RIGHT, THEN NO BOTTOMS. 217 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:37,125 WE SHOULD ASK YOU TO DO BIG ROUNDED Ws. 218 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:38,735 - YES. OR NIPPLE-LESS BREASTS. 219 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,824 - OKAY, OKAY, I THINK IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO WORK. 220 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,043 COME ON, FELLAS. LET'S GO. 221 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,261 - OR MELONS LIKE CANTALOUPES 222 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,481 WITH THE HALVES ARE CUT OFF 223 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,483 AND THEN JUST THE BOTTOM PARTS. 224 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,267 - WELL, THIS IS GETTING US NOWHERE. 225 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,008 - WE NEED ANOTHER APPROACH. 226 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:53,663 WE NEED TO FIND THE WEAKEST ONE 227 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:56,666 AND SEPARATE HIM FROM THE GROUP. 228 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,886 YEAH, I THINK, IF WE COULD GET NATE ALONE, 229 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:01,366 WE COULD CRACK HIM. 230 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:02,672 - WE JUST NEED A PRETENSE TO TALK TO HIM. 231 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,761 WE COULD TELL HIM THAT HIS MOTHER IS DYING. 232 00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:06,023 THAT USUALLY WORKS ON HIM. 233 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,590 - NATE! 234 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:11,376 YOUR MOTHER IS DYING. 235 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:17,426 - SEE, I FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT. 236 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:18,645 - IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 237 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:21,952 - SO SHE'S GONNA PULL THROUGH AGAIN? 238 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:24,433 THAT'S GREAT. CAN I TALK TO HER? 239 00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:25,739 - NO. SHE NEEDS HER REST AGAIN. 240 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:28,263 - NOW, LISTEN, NOW THAT WE HAVE GOT YOU HERE, 241 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:30,091 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS MURAL BUSINESS. 242 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,658 - YOU KNOW WHO THE VANDAL IS. 243 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:34,312 NOW I KNOW A LOT OF THESE WAREHOUSE GUYS ARE YOUR FRIENDS, 244 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,445 BUT WE'VE GOT CHEWING GUM. 245 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:39,491 - GUM'S GOTTEN MINTIER LATELY. HAVE YOU NOTICED? 246 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,929 LIKE, SOME OF IT'S JUST TOO MINTY. 247 00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,713 IT'S LIKE THEY'RE LITERALLY TRYING TO HURT YOUR-- 248 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,410 - TELL US WHO DEFACED THE MURAL. 249 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:49,327 - HE DID IT. 250 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:52,417 - ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN GO. GIVE HIM HIS GUM. 251 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,376 - THERE'S NO GUM. THERE NEVER WAS ANY GUM. 252 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:58,380 - WOW, THAT'S REALLY RUDE. 253 00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:02,558 [indistinct chatter, soft piano music] 254 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,865 - OPENING WITH PUFF PASTRIES? 255 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,301 THAT'S A BOLD PLAY. 256 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:09,521 THEY'RE SAYING IT'S ONLY GONNA GET BETTER FROM HERE? 257 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:12,699 GOOD LUCK. 258 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,701 - THAT PAINTING IS JUST... 259 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,964 HOW CAN ANYONE THAT WEIGHS LESS THAN A GUINEA HEN 260 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,356 BE SO TERRIFYING? 261 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,749 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 262 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:22,012 SENATOR AND ANGELA LIPTON. 263 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,405 [applause] 264 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,189 - THANKS, EVERYBODY. THANKS FOR COMING. 265 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:27,714 PHILLIP HAD NO IDEA HE WAS SO POPULAR. 266 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,368 [laughter] 267 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:33,023 - OH, ROBERT, YOU'RE HORRIBLE. 268 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,851 SIMON, MAXINE, WHO LET YOU GUYS IN HERE? 269 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,810 [laughter] 270 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,464 - THIS IS THE TEAM. 271 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:42,990 - NICE JOB, MAN. - YOU TOO, DARRYL. 272 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,775 - WHAT? 273 00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:47,951 OH, MAN. 274 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,344 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 275 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,389 - IT'S COOL. READING'S TRICKY SOMETIMES. 276 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:54,305 - OH. ARE YOU REALLY MAD ABOUT THIS? 277 00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:57,134 - THAT'S MY GO-TO THERMOS, THAT'S ALL. 278 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,049 - OH. IT'S YOUR GO-TO-- 279 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,442 OH, MAN, THAT'S A BUMMER. 280 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:01,704 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. - NO BIG DEAL. 281 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:02,749 NO BIG DEAL. - NO, NO, IF IT'S A BIG DEAL, 282 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,664 IT'S A BIG DEAL. NO BIG DEAL. 283 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,361 - NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 284 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:10,191 - HONESTLY, I DON'T MIND. 285 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,376 DID YOU WANT ME TO WASH IT FOR YOU? 286 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,030 - I DON'T KNOW. ARE YOU GONNA WASH IT, 287 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,553 OR ARE YOU GONNA LET IT SOAK? 288 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,472 - OKAY. 289 00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:31,603 [picks up piece of paper] 290 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,083 HERE YOU GO. 291 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,694 - THANK YOU. 292 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,089 - SO, FRANK, DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS 293 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:44,181 ABOUT WHAT WAS DONE? BY YOU? 294 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,401 - MAYBE--MAYBE I COULD GET THE BALL ROLLING. 295 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,533 FRANK? 296 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:49,709 HI. 297 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,711 PAM. I AM SO SORRY 298 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,888 IF I'VE DONE ANYTHING 299 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,411 TO OFFEND YOU. 300 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,761 I'M SURE IT ISN'T EASY FOR YOU GUYS 301 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:02,417 TO HAVE AN UPSTAIRS PERSON COMING DOWN IN YOUR SPACE. 302 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:06,073 SO TRULY I APOLOGIZE. 303 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,944 BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. 304 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:11,034 YOUR TURN. 305 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:18,302 - INSERT APOLOGY HERE, FRANK? 306 00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:21,218 - I'M SORRY I DIDN'T LIKE YOUR CRAPPY DOODLES. 307 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,307 I DREW A BUTT. 308 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,092 BIG DEAL. BUTTS ARE FUNNY. 309 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,747 - WELL, I DIDN'T THINK THAT BUTT WAS FUNNY. 310 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,270 - WELL, MAYBE IF YOU GOT THE STICK OUT OF YOURS. 311 00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,315 - WHAT WAS THAT? - YOU KNOW WHAT? 312 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,274 YOU PEOPLE CAN'T FIRE ME, 313 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,406 SO SCREW YOU. 314 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,452 [an object falls] 315 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,410 - WHOA. 316 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,282 HEY, THAT IS NOT OKAY. 317 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:42,718 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT? 318 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,155 - [speaks indistinctly] 319 00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:46,983 - THE FIRST SORRY SOUNDED SINCERE. 320 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,855 - THERE WERE TWO OR THREE SORRIES IN THERE. 321 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,248 - MM, THAT'S QUITE A LOT. - IT'S A LOT. 322 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,816 - THAT SUCKED. 323 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,123 HE DIDN'T APOLOGIZE. THERE'S NO TALKING TO THAT GUY. 324 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,386 - OH, YOUR LITTLE FEELINGS PARTY DIDN'T WORK OUT, HUH? 325 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,649 WHO WON THE HUGGING CONTEST? NO, LET ME GUESS. 326 00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,346 EVERYONE TIED FOR FIRST. 327 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,478 - WE SHOULD JUST TAKE HIM DOWN. 328 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:06,133 - WAIT. ARE YOU SAYING... 329 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,439 - I'M SAYING WE SHOULD GO SCORCHED EARTH 330 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:12,139 ON THAT GUY'S FACE. 331 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,358 - NORMALLY I FIND PAM TO BE A COMFORTING 332 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:15,925 IF UNAROUSING PRESENCE AROUND THE OFFICE. 333 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,406 LIKE A WELL-WATERED FERN. 334 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:22,410 BUT TODAY SHE HAS TAPPED INTO THIS VENGEFUL VIOLENT SIDE, 335 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:27,807 AND I'M LIKE, WOW, PAM HAS KIND OF A GOOD BUTT. 336 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,200 HE MESSED WITH SOMETHING THAT WAS IMPORTANT TO YOU. 337 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:32,072 WE NEED TO MESS WITH SOMETHING THAT'S IMPORTANT TO HIM. 338 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,422 A LITTLE EYE-FOR-AN-EYE ACTION. - YES, YES. 339 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,380 - GO ALL HAMMURABI ON THIS CLOWN. 340 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,382 - WE NEED AN INFILTRATOR. 341 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:44,954 - I KNOW JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB. 342 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,826 - CLARK? 343 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,263 - HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE A MOLE. 344 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:52,048 - ONE OF HIS TEE SHOTS CAN WIPE OUT A WHOLE OWL POPULATION. 345 00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:53,963 [laughter] 346 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,357 - YOU TWO SEEM VERY CLOSE. 347 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,446 - YES, WE'RE GOOD FRIENDS. GOOD FRIENDS. 348 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:00,274 - YEAH. - AND I SUPPOSE THAT MAY RUFFLE 349 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,842 A FEW FEATHERS, BECAUSE FOR A LONG TIME 350 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:08,108 OUR PARTY HAS TURNED ITS BACK ON THE HISPANIC PEOPLE. 351 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,413 WELL, THAT IS NOT WHO I AM. 352 00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:12,677 I AM A FRIEND OF THE LATINO COMMUNITY. 353 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,201 AND, IF YOU ASK ME, 354 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,943 IT'S TIME THAT WE BID BIGOTRY 355 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,292 HASTA LUEGO. 356 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:21,686 NOW DOES MY EMBRACE OF HISPANICS 357 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,080 MAKE ME MORE ELECTABLE? 358 00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,821 GIVEN DEMOGRAPHIC TRENDS, I DON'T KNOW. 359 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,953 AND I DON'T CARE. 360 00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:30,086 WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS OSCAR. 361 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,524 MY FRIEND. MI AMIGOOSCAR. 362 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,875 [applause] 363 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:40,227 - MAYBE I SHOULD BE INSULTED THAT HE ONLY INVITED ME HERE 364 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,924 TO BE HIS TOKEN MEXICAN FRIEND, 365 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,317 BUT HE COULD HAVE INVITED 366 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,580 ANY NUMBER OF HISPANICS THAT HE KNOWS-- 367 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:47,974 HIS GARDENER ROHELIO, 368 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:50,106 OR HE COULD HAVE INVITED... 369 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,412 ROHELIO. 370 00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:54,806 BUT HE CHOSE ME. 371 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:58,201 ROHELIO'S MALAYSIAN. 372 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,377 THE SON OF A BITCH IS MALAYSIAN. 373 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,341 - OH, HEY. - HEY. 374 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,473 - HEY, I USUALLY WATCH TV DURING MY LUNCH BREAK. 375 00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:11,214 IT'S COOL? - YEAH, COOL. 376 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,570 IT'S MINE. DON'T WORRY. 377 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:21,224 - I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 378 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,486 - I DON'T THINK YOU HAD TO. 379 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,184 - EXCUSE ME? 380 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:25,794 - I THINK YOU MIGHT BE GOING A LITTLE CRAZY 381 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,665 WITH THIS LABELING THING, MAN. 382 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:31,321 I MEAN, YOU PUT YOUR NAME ON A FIVE-POUND BAG OF FLOUR. 383 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,236 ARE YOU HONESTLY SAYING THAT, IF I NEEDED FLOUR, 384 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,324 I COULDN'T USE THAT? 385 00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,543 - WHAT YOU NEED FLOUR FOR, JIM? 386 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,066 - THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 387 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,286 - WHAT YOU MAKING, BREAD? - NO, I'M NOT MAKING BREAD. 388 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,983 - WHAT KIND OF BREAD YOU MAKING? PUMPERNICKEL? 389 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,376 - IT DOESN'T MATTER. DARRYL, I THINK YOU KNOW 390 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:45,161 THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE. 391 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,990 - ALL RIGHT, I'M BEING A JERK. 392 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:51,820 YOU GOT ME THIS JOB. I SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. 393 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,475 I AM, BUT JUST, YOU KNOW, I GET A LITTLE FINICKY ABOUT MY STUFF. 394 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,956 THAT'S ALL. 395 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,523 - IT'S ALL GOOD. 396 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,177 ARE WE ALL GOOD? 397 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:04,441 - WE GOOD. 398 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,139 - WHAT'S THAT COOLER? 399 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,576 - NOTHING. IT'S MINE. 400 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,317 [soda can snaps] 401 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,406 [beep] 402 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:13,624 [beeping] 403 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,235 [electronic ding] 404 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,933 WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TAVIS SMILEYS? 405 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,022 - OH, CRAP. WERE THOSE YOURS? 406 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,589 - I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU WORKING 407 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,373 IN THE UPSTAIRS OFFICE AGAIN! 408 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,332 DO YOU HEAR ME? 409 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,552 - BUT MY ONLY CRIME WAS LOVING THE LOCAL SPORTS TEAMS 410 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,119 AND TRYING TO BE ONE OF THE GUYS. 411 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,338 - SILENCE. 412 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:32,992 YOU'LL NOW BE WORKING IN THE WAREHOUSE 413 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,385 WITH THE UNTOUCHABLES. 414 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:38,084 NOW GO MAKE YOUR HANDS ROUGH WITH WORK. 415 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,869 - OKAY, BOSS. 416 00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,305 PAM, YOU KNOW THIS IS RIDICULOUS, RIGHT? 417 00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,525 LIKE, YOU'RE SMARTER THAN HIM. - SHH, SHH, SHH. 418 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,179 - THIS IS NEVER GONNA WORK. - SHH, SHH. 419 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,397 REMEMBER YOUR LINES. 420 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,443 - WHAT LINES? - GO MOVE SOME PAPER. 421 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,402 - HEY, YOU KNOW THAT GUY FRANK 422 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:53,708 WHO WORKS IN THE WAREHOUSE? 423 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:54,709 - HE'S NOT MY HIRE, BUT I KNOW WHO HE IS. 424 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:55,753 - OKAY, WHAT IS HE LIKE? 425 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,016 WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO HIM? 426 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,060 DOES HE HAVE, LIKE, A FAVORITE PAIR OF BOOTS 427 00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,496 OR A LUNCHBOX? 428 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,802 - WHAT, IS HE RETIRING? 429 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:01,846 YOU GETTING HIM A GIFT OR SOMETHING? 430 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,196 - YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 431 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,545 - I KNOW HE LOVES HIS PICKUP TRUCK. 432 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,546 - OH, GREAT, HIS TRUCK. 433 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,851 - GREAT. GET THE PLATE NUMBER. 434 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,505 - OKAY, DO YOU KNOW THE PLATE-- NEVER MIND. 435 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,811 WHY WOULD YOU KNOW THAT, 436 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:10,855 AND WHY WOULD I BE ASKING THAT? 437 00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,553 - SO WE KNOW WHICH TRUCK TO FILL. 438 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:13,858 - WHILE I GOT YOU ON THE PHONE, 439 00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:16,296 YOUR HUSBAND'S LIKE A SLOPPY, HOMELESS HOBO. 440 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,949 CAN YOU FIX THAT? - YEAH. 441 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:18,950 I WAS KIND OF HOPING YOU COULD. 442 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,561 I GOTTA GO. BYE. 443 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,606 COME ON. 444 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:26,915 - HOLD ON A SECOND. 445 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:29,396 SUNDEEP, LET'S GET YOU CLOSER 446 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:30,919 TO THE SENATOR. 447 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,486 JUST ABOUT THERE. GREAT. 448 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,357 AND, OSCAR, I'M GONNA NEED YOU 449 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,924 TO STEP A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE SENATOR AS WELL. 450 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,579 SOMEWHERE THERE. - HE'S BLOCKING ME. 451 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:39,797 - IT'S ONLY A PHOTO, HONEY. 452 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:40,885 - EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 453 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,713 - SHAWN. - LASHAWN, GREAT. 454 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,367 YOU WANT TO BE IN A PHOTO? RIGHT THIS WAY. 455 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,500 NOT YOU. NO. - HE PUT ME HERE. 456 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:47,892 - HE PUT YOU RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME? 457 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,155 - HE PLACED ME THERE. HE DID. HE PLACED ME HERE. 458 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,722 - LET'S JUST WHEEL MARGARET 459 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:54,595 RIGHT IN FRONT-- - OW! 460 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,988 - HERE. - ROBERT. 461 00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,425 - SMILE. 462 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,125 - I'M DONE. WHAT ARE YOU... 463 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,953 IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE MY MURAL? 464 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:07,782 - YEAH, FRANK DRAWS A BUTT ON YOUR MURAL. 465 00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:10,785 I'M DRAWING YOUR MURAL ON FRANK'S TRUCK'S BUTT. 466 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,178 EYE FOR AN EYE, MAMACITA. 467 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,049 - AW, DWIGHT, THAT'S REALLY SWEET. 468 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,877 - LET'S SEE YOURS. - OH, NO. 469 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,313 I'M EMBARRASSED. IT'S STUPID. 470 00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:19,707 - THIS IS AMAZING! 471 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:23,754 FRANK, AND HE'S LEAVING A TRAIL OF POOPS? 472 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,843 - YEAH. - AND HE HAS SAGGY BOOBS. 473 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,237 - I SAW THAT. IT'S GREAT. 474 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,978 - I FEEL BETTER. 475 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:30,979 - GOOD. 476 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,067 I'M GLAD YOU FEEL BETTER. 477 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,329 THIS HAS BEEN A WONDERFUL DAY. 478 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:34,939 I HAVE TO SAY, 479 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,767 I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH A VENGEFUL BITCH. 480 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,291 - I KNOW. 481 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,553 YOU MISS ANGELA, DON'T YOU? 482 00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:40,989 - UGH, DON'T SYMPATHIZE. 483 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,470 YOU'RE RUINING THE MOOD. BACK TO WORK. 484 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:47,256 DRAW HIS PENIS. 485 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,564 - I GOT BACK AT FRANK IN THE MOST FITTING WAY POSSIBLE. 486 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,653 WITH MY ART. 487 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,263 YOU KNOW, THE PAINTS ARE WATER-BASED. 488 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,438 IT'S GONNA COME OFF WITH A HOSE. 489 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,353 BUT I THINK THE LESSON WILL LAST-- 490 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,963 - LADY, MY TRUCK? 491 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,400 YOU HAD NO RIGHT. 492 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:01,923 - NO, YOU HAD NO RIGHT! 493 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,620 - IT'S A $40,000 TRUCK. 494 00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:05,187 - SO? YOU STARTED IT. 495 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:07,233 - SO? SO SOMEBODY NEEDS TO SHUT YOU UP. 496 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:10,584 - HEY, HEY, HEY. - WHOA. 497 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,281 - EASY. - SON OF A BITCH. 498 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,849 - GUYS? - YOU'RE GONNA HIT A WOMAN? 499 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,852 [all grunting] 500 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:18,940 - THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING. 501 00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,811 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 502 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,248 WELL... 503 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:25,816 HAVE WE ALL CALMED DOWN YET? 504 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,862 - YES. SORRY ABOUT THAT. 505 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:29,690 - IT WAS ALL MY FAULT. 506 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,605 - LET'S ALL TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME. 507 00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,041 KEVIN, GREAT TO SEE YOU. 508 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,216 - THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD. 509 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,132 AND ALSO YOU SUCK. 510 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,221 - I BEG YOUR PARDON. 511 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,832 - YOU'RE, LIKE, A TERRIBLE PERSON. 512 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,792 THESE GUYS CARE ABOUT YOU, 513 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,490 AND YOU'RE JUST USING THEM. 514 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:51,799 AGAIN, THE FOOD WAS VERY GOOD. 515 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,982 - WELL, I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING TO THE PRODUCERS. 516 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,592 - NO, NO, IT'S-- - YOU SHOULDN'T BE FIRED. 517 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,725 I MEAN, YOU WERE JUST PROTECTING ME. 518 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,075 - IT'S ALL GOOD. I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING. 519 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,294 I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR MURAL, THOUGH. 520 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,383 I MEAN, BECAUSE YOU PUT SO MUCH INTO THAT. 521 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,862 - OH, NO, FORGET ABOUT MY MURAL. IT'S STUPID. 522 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,037 - NO, YOU WORKED HARD ON THAT. 523 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:13,951 THAT GUY'S AN ANIMAL. 524 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,998 I'M GLAD THEY'RE FIRING HIM TOO. 525 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,608 - IT'S CRAZY. 526 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,523 BRIAN, I'M SO SORRY. 527 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:26,355 - LOOK, I DON'T--I DON'T WANT TO PUT MYSELF WHERE I DON'T BELONG. 528 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,705 IF YOU EVER NEED ME, YOU JUST CALL ME, 529 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,839 AND I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU. 530 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,015 - THANKS, BRIAN. 531 00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:37,932 - SEE YA. 532 00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:55,297 - WOW, THIS WHOLE PHILLY THING HAS BEEN SO MUCH FUN 533 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:58,866 THAT I MAY HAVE LOST SIGHT OF WHAT REALLY MATTERS. 534 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,998 I MEAN, HAVING FUN IS NOT NEARLY AS IMPORTANT 535 00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:03,262 AS BEING GOOD TO THE PEOPLE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT. 536 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,265 I MEAN, THAT'S JUST ROOMMATES 101. 537 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,005 - OH, COME ON. - OH. 538 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,311 - UH. - OH! 539 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,921 - DAMN. 540 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,923 - YOU WINS. 541 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,970 [gunfire and explosions in video game] 542 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:19,930 HOW GOOD DID THAT FEEL? 543 00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:22,716 - THAT FELT REALLY GOOD ACTUALLY.