1 00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:04,265 [cheerful music] 2 00:00:04,308 --> 00:00:10,097 ♪ 3 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:13,491 - HEY. I FEEL SO LUCKY 4 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:15,493 WE'RE IN THE SAME CITY FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 5 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:16,929 - IT'S LIKE MAGIC. 6 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:18,757 OR IT'S LIKE ME GETTING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES 7 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:21,238 AND BEGGING MY PARTNERS TO SWITCH A TUESDAY FOR A THURSDAY. 8 00:00:21,282 --> 00:00:22,935 - ALAKAZAM. 9 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:25,025 - BY THE WAY, THEY DO NEED AN EXTRA DAY NEXT WEEK. 10 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:27,375 - AND POOF, HE DISAPPEARS. 11 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:28,550 - [snaps] 12 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:30,291 - HEY. 13 00:00:30,334 --> 00:00:31,727 WANNA PLAY HOOKY TODAY? 14 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:34,208 - OH, MAYBE. WHAT DO YOU GOT IN MIND? 15 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:35,774 - WE CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. 16 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:37,559 I REALLY WANNA HAVE FUN TODAY, 17 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:40,257 BECAUSE TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE A NIGHTMARE. 18 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:43,739 ANDY'S COMING BACK FROM HIS STUPID, DUMB BOAT TRIP. 19 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:46,220 HE'S BEEN RUDE, HE'S BEEN SELFISH, 20 00:00:46,263 --> 00:00:49,832 I THINK HE'S A BIG JERK, AND I'M BREAKING UP WITH HIM. 21 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:54,228 BAM, ANDY! HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW? 22 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:55,838 I HOPE AS A FRIEND. 23 00:00:55,881 --> 00:01:00,234 - ERIN SAYS SHE'S GONNA BREAK UP WITH ANDY, BUT I'M NOT SURE. 24 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:02,584 HE'S COMING BACK TOMORROW, AND SURPRISE, 25 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:05,195 TODAY SHE WANTS TO DO WHATEVER I'D LIKE. 26 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:07,676 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID WE HAD A DOG WHO GOT REAL SICK, 27 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:10,766 AND WE HAD TO SEND HIM TO A FARM. 28 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:14,857 AND ON HIS LAST DAY, WE DID EVERYTHING HE LOVED. 29 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,816 - [gasps] 30 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,340 - [chuckles] 31 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:22,821 - WANNA PLAY CATCH IN THE PARKING LOT? 32 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:24,301 - SURE. - GREAT. 33 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:27,913 - GET MY COAT. - PERFECT. 34 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:29,611 - [knocks] [murmurs] COME IN. 35 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:31,743 ANDY, HI, I JUST MADE ANOTHER HUGE SALE 36 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,136 FOR THE COMPANY THAT YOU MANAGE, 37 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,443 SO I NEED YOU TO AUTHORIZE THAT EXPENSE REPORT 38 00:01:35,486 --> 00:01:37,662 AND SIGN OFF ON THAT CONTRACT. 39 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:38,924 I WOULD BE HAPPY TO. 40 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:41,927 IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE, MR. SCHRUTE. 41 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:45,235 RINK-A-DIT DOO, RIKA-DOOT-DEET DOO, RIKA-DEET-DOO. 42 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:46,976 I REALLY LIKE ANDY THESE DAYS. 43 00:01:47,019 --> 00:01:50,066 HE'S PRETEND, AND HE DOES EXACTLY AS I TELL HIM TO. 44 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,548 ALL THAT WILL CHANGE WHEN REAL ANDY COMES BACK TOMORROW. 45 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:56,681 UNLESS HE COMES BACK AS PRETEND DWIGHT. 46 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:57,943 IN WHICH CASE, 47 00:01:57,987 --> 00:02:02,296 WE'RE IN FOR AN EPIC, CONFUSING SHOWDOWN. 48 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:06,387 - ANDY LEFT A CARTON OF MILK IN THE FRIDGE, 49 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,824 SO I'VE BEEN SNEAKING A LITTLE BIT 50 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,826 EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS. 51 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:12,654 IT'S BEEN YUMMY. 52 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:16,179 BUT NOW ANDY'S COMING BACK. 53 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:21,184 SO, I GUESS IT'S GOOD-BYE, CHUNKY LEMON MILK. 54 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:24,535 OKAY, I'LL SAY IT. 55 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:26,798 I WISH ANDY HAD STAYED ON HIS TRIP. 56 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:31,194 - I SAY WE ALL HAVE ONE LAST FUN, BOSS-LESS DAY. 57 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:33,501 - YEAH, LET'S GET SOME BOOZE AND SOME COCAINE 58 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:35,851 AND JUST BLOW IT OUT, NO CONSEQUENCES. 59 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:37,635 - OR THE MINI-MALL. 60 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:39,202 THEY HAVE ALL THESE VALENTINE DAY DEALS. 61 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:41,596 AND YOU GET 20% OFF IF YOU COME IN 62 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,554 WITH YOUR HUSBAND OR YOUR BOYFRIEND. 63 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:45,817 BUT I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE, 64 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:47,515 YOU CAN PROBABLY JUST BRING 65 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:49,821 WHOEVER IT IS YOU USE TO KILL YOUR LONELINESS. 66 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:52,041 - PHYLL, I'LL PRETEND TO BE YOUR HUSBAND. 67 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:55,131 I'M ALREADY SICK OF YOU, SO IT'LL SEEM REALISTIC. 68 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,351 - OH... - THEY HAVE A NAIL SALON THERE 69 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,222 WHERE I GET MY FEET DETAILED. 70 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,833 THEY USE A WATCH REPAIR KIT. 71 00:03:01,877 --> 00:03:02,791 - OOH! 72 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,532 I'LL BE YOUR FOOT BUDDY. 73 00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:06,838 - EVERYONE, IT IS OUR LAST DAY HERE WITH NO MANAGER. 74 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:08,449 I SAY WE GO TO THE MINI-MALL. 75 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:10,277 CLARK, YOU WILL BE MY FAKE BOYFRIEND 76 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,628 SO I CAN GET THE DISCOUNT. - THAT'S WHAT I DO. 77 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:15,673 - LET'S DO IT. 78 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,590 - DARRYL, EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE PAIRING OFF. 79 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:21,375 DO YOU WANT TO PRETEND TO BE A COUPLE SO WE GET THE... 80 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:23,551 - NO. 81 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:27,032 YES. YES. WHY WOULDN'T I? 82 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:29,731 I WANNA PRETEND TO BE GAY. I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. 83 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:32,124 - ALL RIGHT, IT'LL BE EASY. DON'T BE NERVOUS, JUST FOLLOW-- 84 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:35,127 - STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. I SAID I'M FINE WITH IT. 85 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:36,259 - THESE ARE GROSS. 86 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:38,000 - THEY ARE TERRIBLE. 87 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:40,089 - OH, HEY, DON'T FILL UP ON CHOCOLATES. 88 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:42,439 I MADE US A LUNCH RESERVATION AT STATE STREET GRILL. 89 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:45,268 - OH, MY GOD. THAT'S SO ROMANTIC. 90 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:46,661 - IT'S WITH BRIAN AND ALYSSA. 91 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:49,098 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S LESS ROMANTIC. 92 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,753 - I KNOW, BUT WE SHOULD GO. 93 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:54,669 WE NEED TO THANK HIM FOR, YOU KNOW, SAVING MY LIFE. 94 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:59,282 - YEAH, YEAH, NO, TOTALLY. THAT'S GOOD. 95 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:03,330 SO SHOULD WE JUST GET A BOTTLE OF WINE LATER AND CELEBRATE? 96 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,809 - THAT SOUNDS NICE. 97 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:06,637 - I'M VERY EXCITED TO SEE BRIAN. 98 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:08,552 BRIAN'S A GREAT GUY, 99 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:09,945 AND PAM AND I HAVE GOTTEN REALLY CLOSE 100 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:12,208 TO HE AND HIS WIFE ALYSSA OVER THE YEARS, AND... 101 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,949 HE GOT FIRED FOR PROTECTING MY WIFE 102 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:16,517 FROM A JERK IN THE WAREHOUSE. 103 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,956 I'M SORRY, BUT YOU KNOW HIM. HE'S A GOOD GUY. 104 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:24,351 - OH, TINY FOOT LADY IS BACK. 105 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:26,004 - OH... 106 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,528 - OH, GET THE BABY CLIPPER. 107 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:29,181 - [gasps] - OH, SO CUTE. 108 00:04:29,225 --> 00:04:32,707 [excited chatter] 109 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,188 - YOU TAKE OFF YOUR GLASSES. 110 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:39,191 - OKAY. 111 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:41,716 - [giggles] 112 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:43,065 - WHAT? 113 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:45,720 - YOUR BOYFRIEND. HE LOOK LIKE A PRETTY GIRL. 114 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:49,376 - MY BOYFRIEND DOES LOOK LIKE A PRETTY GIRL, DOESN'T HE? 115 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:51,595 YES, A VERY LITTLE PRETTY GIRL. 116 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,641 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK YOU ARE DEVELOPING. 117 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:55,512 WE SHOULD GO AND GET YOU A TRAINING BRA. 118 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:56,774 - [giggles] 119 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:57,993 - [laughs] 120 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:00,604 - OH, YOU GUYS BOTH THINK THIS IS FUNNY? 121 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:03,651 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? NO MORE DISCOUNT. 122 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,043 EXCUSE ME! - WHAT? SHUSH! 123 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:06,175 - FULL PRICE. 124 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:08,786 WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. - OH, COME ON. 125 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:10,571 - SHE'S LIVING A LIE. 126 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:14,226 - TURNS OUT I CAN'T EVEN BE IN A PRETEND RELATIONSHIP. 127 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:16,272 - HI. WE'D LIKE THE COUPLES DISCOUNT 128 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,665 ON A PAIR OF FOOT MASSAGES. 129 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:20,711 - NO, NO DISCOUNT FOR TWO MEN. 130 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:21,973 TWO MEN ARE NOT A COUPLE. 131 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:24,715 - WE ARE TOGETHER, ROMANTICALLY. 132 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,326 - TWO MEN. 133 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:29,633 - [speaking Korean] 134 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:33,550 - [scoffs, laughs] DOESN'T WORK. NO DISCOUNT. 135 00:05:33,594 --> 00:05:35,900 - OH, IT WORKS. 136 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:38,729 HIM AND ME, ALL RIGHT, WE ARE CRAZY IN LOVE. 137 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:41,471 MORE IN LOVE THAN YOUR SMALL MIND CAN COMPREHEND. 138 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:44,605 AND WE HAVE TWO DISPOSABLE INCOMES AND NO KIDS, 139 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:46,607 AND WE'RE TAKING OUR BUSINESS ELSEWHERE. 140 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,522 - [softly] OH... 141 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,482 - [exhales] 142 00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:58,793 - HEY. - HEY, BRIAN. 143 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:00,403 - HEY. 144 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:02,013 - SORRY WE'RE LATE. 145 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,668 - OH, UH, NO PROBLEM. I FINISHED ALL THE BREAD. 146 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:06,409 - OH. - [laughs] YEAH, OKAY. 147 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:07,671 - WHAT? 148 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:09,107 - HE'S ON A NO-CARB THING, SUPPOSEDLY. 149 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:10,239 - OH. 150 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:11,632 - [sighs] IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU GUYS. 151 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:12,807 THANKS FOR COMING. 152 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:13,895 - YEAH. - ARE YOU KIDDING? 153 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:15,592 THANK YOU, MAN, I MEAN, 154 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:17,725 I'VE WANTED THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY THANKS FOR... 155 00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:20,292 EVERYTHING, AND I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE JOB. 156 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:21,555 THAT JUST SEEMS CRAZY. 157 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:23,034 - IT'S FINE. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 158 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:25,863 BUT IF YOU GUYS KNOW OF ANY WORK, I'M FULLY AVAILABLE. 159 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:27,909 - WELL, MY DAD CAN'T HEAR A THING. 160 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:29,476 YOU COULD BOOM HIS WHOLE LIFE FOR HIM. 161 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:31,913 - THAT--OKAY, GREAT. DOES HE PAY WELL? 162 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:34,045 - [laughs] WHERE'S ALYSSA? 163 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,221 - UH, YEAH. 164 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:38,702 UM, YOU KNOW, ALYSSA'S-- SHE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT TODAY. 165 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:40,051 - OH. 166 00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:44,229 - ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 167 00:06:44,273 --> 00:06:47,668 WE'RE SPLITTING UP. 168 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:51,585 - I HAVE YET ANOTHER SALES ORDER FOR YOU TO SIGN. 169 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:55,197 WHY, THANK YOU, MR. SCHRUTE. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. 170 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,503 YOU'RE A GOD. 171 00:06:56,546 --> 00:07:00,463 RINK-A-DINK, DEET, DEET, DOO. 172 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:02,770 - HI, DWIGHT. 173 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:04,728 - YOU'RE BACK. 174 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:07,601 AND YOU'RE DISGUSTING. 175 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,476 - AW, JEEZ, MY NAILS AREN'T DRY YET. 176 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,522 I DON'T THINK I CAN WORK FOR AT LEAST A COUPLE HOURS. 177 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:16,610 - MM-HMM. 178 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:18,438 - WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS. 179 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:19,743 - ANDY. 180 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:21,528 - I GUESS I CAN CANCEL MY ORDER FROM ZAPPOS.COM 181 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:24,487 BECAUSE, OH, THE LOAFERS HAVE ARRIVED. 182 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,576 - ANDY. - HEY! SWEETHEART! 183 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:29,536 I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 184 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:34,410 - YES. OH. WELCOME BACK, BUDDY. 185 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,064 - I HAVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS MOMENT. 186 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,806 - ME TOO. SO MUCH. I'M SO HAPPY. 187 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:42,070 I AM REALLY, REALLY BAD AT BREAKUPS. 188 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:45,029 TECHNICALLY, I'M STILL DATING MY FIRST-GRADE BOYFRIEND. 189 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:47,205 I MEAN, WE JUST HAD OUR 20TH ANNIVERSARY. 190 00:07:47,249 --> 00:07:49,599 AND I FORGOT TO GET HIM SOMETHING. 191 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:52,080 - WHAT HAPPENED? WE THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING BACK TOMORROW. 192 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:54,343 - WELL, VALENTINE'S SURPRISE FOR ERIN. 193 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:56,084 HELLO. SUPER ROMANTIC. 194 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,607 AND I GOT YOU SOMETHING. 195 00:07:57,651 --> 00:08:00,523 OH, IT'S A COUPLE OF PIECES OF BAMBOO, BIG DEAL, RIGHT? 196 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,351 NO, THESE ARE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. 197 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,266 IT'S SO WE CAN PLAY ISLAND MUSIC TOGETHER. 198 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:06,355 'CAUSE I HAVE THIS. 199 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:09,140 [rhythmic beat] 200 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,228 CLOP THE CLOPPERS. 201 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:11,578 YEAH, CLOP 'EM. [both playing] 202 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:14,537 IT'S CALLED BEMBE. 203 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,060 ♪ YORUBA YORUBA 204 00:08:16,104 --> 00:08:17,671 - ♪ ARUBA YORUBA 205 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:19,542 - ♪ YORUBA YORUBA 206 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,805 - ♪ ARUBA RARUBA 207 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:23,981 - HEY, BURNING MAN, IF IT'S NOT SELLING OUT TOO MUCH, 208 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:25,461 YOU MIGHT WANNA THROW ON A TIE. 209 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,507 DAVID WALLACE IS GONNA BE HERE IN AN HOUR. 210 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,552 - OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 211 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:33,164 I MEAN, I CAME BACK EARLY TO SURPRISE ERIN. 212 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,166 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, SWEETHEART. 213 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,385 - BUT I'M JUST SAYING 214 00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:37,386 I'M ALSO EXCITED ABOUT THE WALLACE MEETING. 215 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:38,605 - WHY? 216 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:40,171 ISN'T HE JUST COMING IN TO RIP YOU A NEW ONE 217 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:41,477 FOR BEING GONE THREE MONTHS? 218 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,044 - NO, PLEASE, COME ON, CLARK. 219 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:46,264 WALLACE KNOWS THAT HE'S BEEN GONE FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS. 220 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:47,527 RIGHT? 221 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,833 WALLACE DOES KNOW 222 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,618 THAT YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS? 223 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:54,011 - I HAVE NO IDEA. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE KNOWS OR DOESN'T KNOW. 224 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,578 BUT WE'VE BEEN IN TOUCH THE WHOLE TIME. 225 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:58,146 I MEAN, IT'S NOT HARD TO GET HIGH-SPEED INTERNET 226 00:08:58,189 --> 00:08:59,756 IN TURKS AND CAICOS, PEOPLE. 227 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,585 IT'S IN EVERY BEMBE CAFE. 228 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,805 - HE ONLY EMAILED ME FOUR TIMES. 229 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:06,763 - QUESTION. WHERE'S JIM? 230 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:09,200 - HE AND PAM ARE HAVING THEIR VALENTINE'S DAY LUNCH. 231 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,767 - FOR TWO HOURS, REALLY? 232 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,595 - SO, YOU'RE CONCERNED 233 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:15,598 ABOUT PEOPLES' LONG ABSENCE FROM THEIR PLACE OF WORK. 234 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:16,991 - IF THE SHOE FITS... 235 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,167 ♪ YORUBA YORUBA 236 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,777 - ♪ RUBA YORUBA 237 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,779 - WE WERE TELLING TWO DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME STORY, 238 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:25,608 AND THEN EVERYTHING JUST WENT NUMB. 239 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,610 - WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S OKAY. 240 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:28,872 IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT'S OVER, RIGHT? 241 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,570 I MEAN, COUPLES FIGHT. 242 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:31,701 - YEAH, AND THAT'S THE THING. 243 00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,181 WHEN WE WERE FIGHTING, 244 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,009 IT WEIRDLY FELT LIKE THE RELATIONSHIP WAS STILL ALIVE. 245 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:37,228 AND IT WASN'T UNTIL WE STOPPED FIGHTING 246 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:41,581 THAT WE REALIZED IT WAS OVER. 247 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:45,367 IT'S OVER. 248 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:49,023 I'M SORRY, THIS IS-- OH, MY GOD, OKAY. 249 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:51,634 WE HAVE TO STOP SEEING EACH OTHER LIKE THIS. 250 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,462 UH, WE HAVE TO FIND A DIFFERENT WAY TO COMMUNICATE 251 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,029 OTHER THAN BREAKING DOWN IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER. 252 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:58,510 - YEAH. - WHAT? 253 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:01,513 - AT LEAST MY CRYING WON'T GET YOU FIRED. 254 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,607 - CRYING? 255 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:10,914 - I NOTICE THAT YOU LANDED THE SCRANTON WHITE PAGES ACCOUNT. 256 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,655 THAT IS TREMENDOUS. 257 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:13,787 - THANK YOU. - [chuckles] 258 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:14,875 AND YOU SOLD IT TO JAN, TOO, I MEAN... 259 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,398 - YES. [laughs] 260 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,530 - I'M IMPRESSED. - [laughs] 261 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:21,664 - WELL, THERE'S ONE PROBLEM. COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE 262 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:22,926 THAT YOU OFFERED A PRICE POINT 263 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,058 THAT WAS NOT APPROVED BY THE HEAD OFFICE. 264 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:27,104 SO, GOTTA RUN THAT STUFF BY ME, DWIGHT. 265 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,453 - YOU WERE ON A BOAT. 266 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,890 - I WAS... 267 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:33,023 - ON A BOAT IN THE OCEAN. 268 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,460 - OKAY, THE ISSUE IS THAT YOU NEED TO RUN THIS STUFF BY ME. 269 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,114 COOLIO? 270 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:40,422 ARE WE COOLIO? 271 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,511 JUST SAY THE WORD "COOLIO." - I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT. 272 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:43,512 - SAY IT. - NOT A WORD. 273 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:44,469 - COOLIO. - NO. 274 00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,167 [dial tone sounds] 275 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,385 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 276 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:48,865 - JUST GONNA CALL THE SCRANTON WHITE PAGES 277 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,171 AND CLEAR THIS RIGHT UP. - DON'T YOU DARE, ANDY. 278 00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:51,825 [phone line rings] - HELLO? 279 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,957 - OH... - HEY, JAN. NARD DOG HERE. 280 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,611 - OH, ANDY... 281 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,656 - I WAS JUST LOOKING OVER THE PAPERWORK. 282 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,614 I FOUND A LITTLE HICCUP. - REALLY? 283 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,485 - YEAH, IT APPEARS MY EMPLOYEE OFFERED YOU A PRICE 284 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,662 THAT HE WAS NOT AUTHORIZED TO. 285 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:03,663 - HMM. - COOLIO. 286 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,316 - SERIOUSLY? 287 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,057 YOU'RE CALLING ME A FEW WEEKS AFTER FINALIZING OUR CONTRACT 288 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,711 TO GOUGE ME NOW FOR MORE MONEY? 289 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,017 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING? - COOLIO. I'M COOLIO. 290 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,627 - NO, NO, NO, JAN, I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. 291 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,846 - YEAH. - I'M COOLIO. 292 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:13,977 - IT'S--IT'S ACTUALLY JUST AN ISSUE-- 293 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,327 - YOU KNOW WHAT, UH, NARD DOG? 294 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,721 THERE IS AN OPTION IN THE CONTRACT 295 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:22,029 THAT ALLOWS ME TO BACK OUT WITHIN 30 DAYS OF SIGNING, 296 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,727 SO I WOULD LIKE TO EXERCISE THAT OPTION. 297 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,729 - NO, JAN, PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS BOOB! 298 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,645 REMEMBER CLARK. HE GAVE YOU EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. 299 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,951 - JAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, BUT-- 300 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,822 - TELL ANGELA TO SEND ME A FINAL INVOICE. 301 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:33,823 - UH-- [click, dial tone] 302 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:37,392 - PLEASE, JA--JA-- - OOH... 303 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,480 OH... 304 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:41,439 THAT WAS NOT... 305 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:44,486 HOW I HAD HOPED THAT WOULD GO. 306 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,492 - HEY, EVERYBODY, GREAT JOB. 307 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:54,409 LISTEN, WE'RE A SMIDGE BEHIND ON MY PAYCHECKS. 308 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:57,368 - YES, WELL, AS YOU KNOW, WE GET PAID ON FRIDAYS. 309 00:11:57,412 --> 00:12:00,284 AND YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE FOR 12 FRIDAYS. 310 00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,765 - ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 311 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,028 LOOKING GOOD. 312 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,551 WHO'S THAT LITTLE FELLA? 313 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:10,425 - IT'S A BONUS CHECK FOR YOU FROM WALLACE. 314 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:13,384 BECAUSE THE BRANCH EXCEEDED ITS TARGETS OVER THE PAST QUARTER. 315 00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,473 - WOW, THAT'S WONDERFUL. - QUARTER'S THREE MONTHS. 316 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,127 THAT'S HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN GONE. 317 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,128 - MM-HMM. - MM-HMM. 318 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,173 - MM-HMM. 319 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,306 MM-HMM. 320 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:25,266 THANK YOU. 321 00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:29,661 GREAT, WELL, WE'RE ALL UP TO SPEED. 322 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,145 - TWO SECONDS OF THE TURD DOG, 323 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,408 AND HE LOSES THE BIGGEST SALE THIS BRANCH HAS EVER SEEN. 324 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:38,975 - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I HAD TO DO 325 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,238 TO GET THAT SALE FROM JAN? 326 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,718 I MEAN, I WENT ALL OUT. 327 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,113 ALL OUT. I MEAN LIKE EVERYTHING WAS OUT THE WHOLE WEEK. 328 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,593 - HE JUST WALTZES BACK IN HERE 329 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,944 LIKE HE OWNS THE CHUNKY LEMON MILK. 330 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,467 WHO NEEDS HIM, RIGHT? 331 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,295 - GOD, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT WE DO. 332 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,993 I MEAN, SHORT OF TELLING DAVID WALLACE 333 00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,995 THAT HE WAS GONE FOR THREE MONTHS... 334 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,171 I'D LIKE TO RAT OUT ANDY, BUT UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE 335 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:04,392 A BIT OF A "BOY WHO CRIED WOLF" DYNAMIC WITH DAVID WALLACE. 336 00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,698 EXCEPT INSTEAD OF A BOY I'M A MAN, 337 00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:09,832 AND INSTEAD OF A WOLF, I CRIED, 338 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:13,096 "GENETICALLY-ENGINEERED MONSTER WOLF." 339 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:16,447 - I'M NOT GONNA RAT ON HIM. ANDY GAVE ME A SECOND CHANCE. 340 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:19,450 SO THE LEAST I COULD DO IS LET SOMEBODY ELSE RAT ON HIM. 341 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,887 MEREDITH, WHY DON'T YOU? 342 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:24,020 - MEREDITH PALMER AIN'T NEVER BEEN CALLED NO NARC. 343 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,022 FLOOZY? YES. ALKIE? CHECK. 344 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,937 EINSTEIN SARCASTICALLY? YOU BET. 345 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,852 BUT NEVER NO NARC. 346 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:32,376 VOMIT MOP? SURE. FLOOR MEAT? THAT'S ME. 347 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,377 FLESH HOOVER? HI. - HEY-- 348 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,553 - MEREDITH, THAT'S PLENTY. 349 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,991 ALL RIGHT? THAT'S MORE THAN PLENTY. 350 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,775 WHY DOES NO ONE STOP HER? 351 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,865 - GUYS, I KNOW THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE MAD AT ANDY, 352 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,345 AND BELIEVE ME, I AM TOO. 353 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,260 BUT HE HAS BEEN THROUGH A LOT, 354 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,436 AND WE ALL USED TO LOVE HIM, RIGHT? 355 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,568 SO, IF HE'S GONNA GET IN TROUBLE, 356 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,048 JUST LET IT BE HIS FAULT, NOT OURS. 357 00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:54,268 I DON'T WANT THAT ON MY HANDS. 358 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,704 - FINE. [scoffs] 359 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,880 THE STATE HE'S IN, WALLACE WILL TAKE ONE LOOK AT HIM 360 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:01,797 AND PROBABLY FIRE HIM ANYWAY. 361 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:06,193 - WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE, DIRTY PLAYERS? 362 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,238 LET'S GET BACK TO BUSTIN' SOME PAPER RHYMES. 363 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,718 COME ON. 364 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,025 ♪ WHO'S THAT GIRL? 365 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,678 ♪ WHO'S THAT GIRL? 366 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,898 IT'S ANDY. 367 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:18,292 [chuckles] 368 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:22,513 ALL RIGHT. [snaps] BACK TO WORK. 369 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,910 - OKAY, I CAN TELL YOU'RE MAD AT ME. 370 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:32,132 DO YOU WANNA JUST, UM, I DON'T KNOW, TELL ME WHY? 371 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:35,744 - I DON'T KNOW. 372 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,444 I THOUGHT THAT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD. 373 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:44,187 YOU TOLD ME BRIAN GOT FIRED FOR THE WHOLE WAREHOUSE THING. 374 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,015 AND YOU INTENTIONALLY LEFT OUT 375 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:50,977 A KIND OF MAJOR INTIMATE DETAIL. 376 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,370 I DON'T KNOW, PAM, I GUESS I JUST FEEL LIKE A CHUMP... 377 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:56,330 WHO KNOWS LESS ABOUT HIS MARRIAGE THAN THE SOUND GUY. 378 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,288 - I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE CRYING 379 00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:01,335 BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW UPSET I WAS. 380 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,467 BECAUSE IT WOULD'VE STRESSED YOU OUT, 381 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:06,253 AND YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING HOW MUCH YOU DON'T WANT MORE STRESS. 382 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:10,431 - YEAH, WELL, YEAH, OKAY. WELL, THEN THANK YOU. 383 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,607 THANKS TO BOTH OF YOU. 384 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,348 - IT'S NOT BRIAN'S FAULT. - NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 385 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,219 AND I'M NOT MAD AT BRIAN. 386 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:17,655 AND TO BE HONEST, I PROBABLY DON'T HAVE 387 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:20,136 ANY REASON TO BE MAD AT ALL BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE. 388 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,964 SO LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. 389 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:25,141 - OKAY. 390 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,838 - [sighs] 391 00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,144 - I NEED YOU GUYS TO TELL ME 392 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:29,450 ALL THE HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE LAST THREE MONTHS 393 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:30,973 IN CASE DAVID ASKS. 394 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:34,629 JUST A FEW THINGS I COULD SPRINKLE INTO CONVERSATION. 395 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,718 ANY BIG SALES OR OFFICE GOSSIP? 396 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:39,721 - WELL, WE HAD THE SCRANTON WHITE PAGES. 397 00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,505 - NOT HELPFUL. LET'S STAY POSITIVE, PEOPLE. 398 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,725 OKAY? - HEY, GUYS. 399 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,335 - HEY, DAVID, HOW ARE YA? 400 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,250 WE WERE JUST HAVING OUR WEEKLY ROUND TABLE 401 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,296 WHERE WE MOTIVATE EACH OTHER. 402 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,646 I'M NOT GONNA LIE--I GET AS MUCH OUT OF IT AS THEY DO. 403 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,430 - SOUNDS GREAT. DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT. 404 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,302 WHATEVER YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DOING THIS LAST QUARTER, 405 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:57,304 I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER WITH THE NUMBERS. 406 00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,045 - THANK YOU. - WELL, FINISH UP. 407 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,263 I'M GONNA MEET WITH VAL 408 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,395 ABOUT THAT WAREHOUSE GUY YOU HAD TO LET GO, 409 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,265 AND YOU AND I WILL TALK IN 15 MINUTES? 410 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:05,268 - GREAT. - GREAT JOB, EVERYBODY! 411 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,966 - [quietly] WE HAD TO LET A WAREHOUSE GUY GO? 412 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,838 - YOU KNOW PAM'S MURAL? WELL, FRANK-- 413 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:13,276 - LIT THE WHOLE THING ON FIRE. IT WAS CRAZY. 414 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,712 - WHAT? - YEAH. 415 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,236 - THERE WAS A FIRE IN THE WAREHOUSE? 416 00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,715 - THE WHOLE THING IS IN ASHES. 417 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,282 FIRE DEPARTMENT WAS HERE. IT WAS IN ALL THE PAPERS. 418 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:20,370 - OH... 419 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,459 - THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 420 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:25,027 THIS WOULD BE GOOD TO KNOW. ALL RIGHT, WHAT ELSE? 421 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,377 - WE STARTED SELLING BALLOONS. 422 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,726 - WHAT? - YEAH. 423 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,685 AND, UH, KATHY IRELAND SIGNED ON 424 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,817 AS THE OFFICIAL SPOKESBABE OF DUNDER MIFFLIN. 425 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,254 - NO KIDDING. 426 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,472 - YEAH, IN THE EUROPEAN BILLBOARDS, 427 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,865 SHE'S GONNA BE TOPLESS. - [chuckles] WOW. 428 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,911 GO, KATHY. SHE'S LIKE 50. 429 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,523 - THEY'RE TASTEFUL. - GOOD, GOOD. WHAT ELSE? 430 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,396 - AND WHO KNEW THE BALLOON GAME WOULD BE SO LUCRATIVE? 431 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,355 AND THANK GOD, RIGHT? WE NEEDED THE INCOME AFTER THE FIRE. 432 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,052 - WHAT FIRE? 433 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:53,012 - THE WAREHOUSE FIRE. WEREN'T YOU JUST DOWN THERE? 434 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,926 IT'S LIKE BURNT TO ASHES. 435 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:59,931 - IT LOOKED FINE TO ME. 436 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,240 - I AM SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY, OF COURSE. 437 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,068 YOU KNOW I HAVE LOTS OF IRONS 438 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,810 IN THE "FIRE." - MM-HMM. 439 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,942 - WELL, THAT'S ONE OF 'EM, YOU KNOW. 440 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,293 MAKING SURE THAT THE WAREHOUSE LOGISTICS 441 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:17,427 IS A WELL-OILED, PROPERLY-STOKED FIRE. 442 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,299 - OKAY. 443 00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,997 - THINK YOU'LL AGREE I EXPLAINED THAT PRETTY WELL. 444 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,391 - THANKS, ANDY. - THANK YOU. 445 00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:27,046 - ALL RIGHT. EVERYONE. 446 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,924 [rhythmic sounds] 447 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,361 - THE FISH SOUNDS GREAT. 448 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,015 - YEAH, I GUESS. 449 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,799 - REALLY PLAYING THE SCALES, HUH? 450 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,062 - YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, 451 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,672 IT JUST SORT OF SOUNDS LIKE NOISE TO ME NOW. 452 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:45,673 YOU THINK I NEED A NEW FISH? 453 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:46,891 - I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE. 454 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,371 - WHAT? - I STILL LIKE YOU. 455 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,808 BUT YOU WERE GONE A REALLY LONG TIME, 456 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,897 AND YOU DIDN'T REALLY EMAIL ME ALL THAT MUCH. 457 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:56,466 YOU RE-TWEETED ME A LOT, TO BE FAIR. 458 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,077 BUT I DON'T LOVE YOU. 459 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,991 - OKAY, I GET IT. 460 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:02,124 YOU'RE UNHAPPY. I'VE BEEN GONE A LONG TIME, 461 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,995 AND WE LOST A LITTLE BIT OF JUJU, 462 00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,867 BUT YOU AND ME, WE HAVE A FUTURE. 463 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,043 THERE IS A LOT OF LOVE HERE. 464 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,740 - I JUST SAID THERE ISN'T LOVE. 465 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,786 - ON YOUR SIDE. 466 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,919 BUT THERE'S TONS ON MY SIDE. IT'S GUSHING. 467 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,530 WE'RE JUST OUTTA SYNC RIGHT NOW. 468 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,706 BUT THAT'S JUST TIMING, AND WHAT'S TIMING? 469 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,274 I MEAN, MY PARENTS LASTED 30, 40 YEARS. 470 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,058 THEY WERE NEVER HAPPY AT THE SAME TIME. 471 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,886 - I GUESS. 472 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,148 - I MEAN, WHAT DO WE HAVE LEFT? 473 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,760 35, MAYBE 40 YEARS, IF WE'RE LUCKY? 474 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,458 I MEAN, I HAVE SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN THE SUN. 475 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:32,894 - YOU GOT REALLY SUNBURNED. 476 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,983 - I'M GONNA BE A PRUNE IN LIKE THREE YEARS. 477 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,463 - UGH... 478 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:39,161 - I KNOW YOU MAY NOT BE FEELING LOVE FOR ME RIGHT NOW, 479 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,032 BUT IF YOU FAKE IT, 480 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:43,426 I WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE. 481 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,775 SO I'LL FEEL GOOD. 482 00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,038 AND THEN EVENTUALLY, MAYBE, 483 00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:49,389 YOU'LL ACTUALLY START TO LOVE ME AGAIN. 484 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,173 - YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN GET THAT BACK? 485 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,480 - YES. 486 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,527 COME ON. 487 00:18:57,571 --> 00:19:00,008 TOTALLY. 488 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,103 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 489 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,801 MAYBE WE SHOULD CANCEL THAT BOTTLE OF WINE TONIGHT. 490 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,063 - OH? 491 00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,543 - YEAH, I JUST FEEL LIKE 492 00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:15,284 I GOT A BUNCH OF STUFF TO DO IN PHILLY, 493 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:18,809 AND I'M SURE YOU HAVE STUFF TO DO, SO WE CAN JUST... 494 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:21,899 DROP ME AT THE BUS STATION? 495 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,031 - ARE YOU SURE? 496 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:25,207 - I JUST FEEL LIKE WE'RE GONNA FIGHT. 497 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,817 - YEAH. 498 00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:29,385 - SO... 499 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:30,647 HOW 'BOUT LET'S NOT? 500 00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:33,476 - OKAY. 501 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:39,787 - OH, UM... 502 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,616 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 503 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:47,664 SORRY. I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO WRAP IT. 504 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,626 - WOW. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KEPT THIS. 505 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,845 - YEAH. YEAH. - THANK YOU. 506 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,892 - NO PROBLEM. 507 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,985 - I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO PHILLY TONIGHT. 508 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:07,597 I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD STAY, AND I THINK WE SHOULD FIGHT. 509 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:11,035 - YOU REALLY WANT TO FIGHT ON VALENTINE'S DAY? 510 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,212 - YEAH, I DO. 511 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,739 - OKAY. 512 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,828 ALL RIGHT, PUT YOUR DUKES UP, BEESLY. 513 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,312 - HI. 514 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:29,619 - HEY, YOU OKAY? 515 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:32,883 - I COULDN'T DO IT. 516 00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,755 - OH. 517 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,452 - I'M SORRY. 518 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,019 - OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 519 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:42,937 I JUST--I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, OKAY? 520 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,297 [chuckles] 521 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:02,130 - WE'RE BREAKING UP. 522 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,829 AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, 523 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:07,831 I WAS WORRIED THAT YOU WERE DEAD. 524 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:11,574 YOU WERE GONE FOR THREE MONTHS. 525 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:17,841 - ANDY? DAVID. STILL HERE. 526 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:20,888 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT THREE MONTHS?