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EPISOD SEBELUM INI

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- Pagi.
- Pagi.

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Apa khabar pagi…

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Minggu lepas, Erin cakap hubungan kami

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akan diteruskan tanpa saya.

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- Saya perlukan awak.
- Dwight.

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Mak Cik Shirley saya.
Dia tinggal sebelah kaki.

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Saya tak rasa ini masalah saya.

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Angela, awak terhutang budi dengan saya.
Ingat?

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Awak nak mandian yang hangat?

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Apa kata saya berikan tamparan dingin?

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Hai!

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- Saya nampak okey?
- Cantik.

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- Okey.
- Ya.

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Jim aturkan temu duga kerja
hari ini di Philadephia.

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- Saya Pam Halpert.
- Hai.

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Mereka panggil saya Marky Mark di sini,

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kerana di Harta Tanah Simon,
kami sekumpulan orang yang menyeronokkan.

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Oh Tuhan, dia Michael Scott.

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Darryl, Clark, Kevin, Toby, Kelepuk,

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melutut. Baiklah…

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Saya sangsi yang Erin ada lelaki lain,

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jadi saya intai telefonnya.

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Dia bertukar mesej
dengan lelaki bernama Pete.

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Saya baru sedar

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yang Andy terlalu biasa
panggil saya Kelepuk

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sampai dia lupa nama sebenar saya.

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Pete. Nama saya Pete.

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PENN PAPER

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SCRANTON MENGALU-ALUKAN ANDA

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Masa untuk mandi.

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Masa menyembur, Mak Cik Shirley.

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Duduklah.

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Mak cik akan susah mendengar

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kerana bunyi air dari paip getah nanti.

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- Perlukah guna rantai?
- Awak tahulah nanti.

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- Ini dia.
- Mari kita mulakan.

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Mari lakukannya. Sedia?

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Ini pisau kotak
untuk tanggalkan pakaiannya.

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- Dwight!
- Mari mulakan.

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- Pasangkan.
- Tidak!

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Dwight, saya tak nak sembur mak cik awak

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macam dia haiwan.

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Berhenti merungut dan sembur!

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Sembur dia sekarang.

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- Tidak, Dwight.
- Okey, awak tak boleh diharap.

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- Jangan.
- Berikan hos itu.

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Dwight, saya tak nak buat!

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Saya akan mandikan mak cik awak elok-elok

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dan guntingkan rambut dia!

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Dan kamu berdua perlu diam!

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Ada tab mandi?

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- Ada.
- Bagus.

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Hei, Nellie.

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Saya jemu dengan Februari.

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Ia bulan terpendek, tapi ia terasa lama.

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Kita patut berbual.

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Saya sedang baca nota
daripada perbicaraan itu…

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Jangan, Toby.

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Saya rasa saya mungkin terlepas pandang
beberapa perkara.

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Toby, awak tak boleh terus terfikir

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tentang kes Pencekik Scranton.

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Buatlah sesuatu.

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Berhenti fikirkannya, tak kira apa.

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Saya ada mendraf surat.

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Selama dua tahun!

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Kemudian? Setahun lagi untuk pilih setem?

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Enam bulan untuk menjilatnya?

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Saya tak mahu dengar.

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Hei, ada masa sebentar?

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Agak sukar nak berbual dengan awak

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sejak tamparan besar
yang awak berikan itu.

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Terjemahan, kepada kemaluan saya.
Terjemahan, maruah saya.

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Ya, beginilah.

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Saya faham perpisahan itu sukar.

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Ia berlaku kepada kita

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dalam suatu waktu dalam hidup.

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Tapi awak perlu teruskan hidup.

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Nasihat yang bagus.

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Terima kasih, awak boleh keluar.

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Dengar cakapnya, Andy.

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Dia cuba nak beritahu sesuatu

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yang awak perlu dengar.

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Pandangan cukup hebat.
Terima kasih kerana menyibuk.

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Saya juga pernah melaluinya.

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Saya bercinta dengan gadis bernama Alice,

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dan perpisahan kami agak teruk.

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Dia bekerja di agensi pemasaran
di sebelah rumah saya.

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Saya berjumpa dia setiap hari
tapi saya perlu terima

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dan hadap saja.

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Sekarang kami kawan di Facebook.

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Nampak? Kita semua boleh jadi kawan.

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- Ya.
- Teruskan saja hidup.

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Tak perlu jadi janggal.

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Saya rasa kita boleh ada…

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Ya, jika hidup berikan kita lemon,

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kita cuma perlu makan, bersama kulitnya.

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Jika kita enggan,

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bekas kekasih kita akan paksa kita makan

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dengan bantuan kekasihnya yang kacak.

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Menyeronokkan.

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Tiada apa nak dilihat di sini.

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Bos di pejabat.

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Ini meja awak, betul-betul di depan.

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Tempat duduk yang terbaik.

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Awak perlu cukup tinggi untuk naik.

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Perempuan hamil tak dibenarkan naik.

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Awak hamil? Saya tak sepatutnya tanya…

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- Tak…
- Awak tak hamil.

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Saya tak tanya jika dia hamil.

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Dia sendiri jawab.

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Tiga wanita sebelum ini semuanya hamil.

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Jangan takut.

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Saya tukar kerusinya.

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Saya tak mahu lelaki duduk di sini.

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Saya nak seorang wanita masuk
dan buat kerjanya dengan baik.

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Saya nak melihat ke luar tingkap…

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Maaf, saya fikir ini kerja
untuk pengurus pejabat.

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Ya, betul.

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Awak akan uruskan pejabat ini.

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Awak akan jawab telefon,
sambungkan panggilan,

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dan kadangkala pergi beli kopi.

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Jadi macam penyambut tetamulah.

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Ya,

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tapi kami panggil awak pengurus pejabat

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supaya ia kedengaran kurang menghina.

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Apa pun, berapa lama lagi semua kamera ini

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akan mengikut awak?

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Sebab saya rasa ia agak hebat.

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Agak hebat.

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Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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- Suka rancangan itu?
- Ya.

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Saya rasa mereka terlampau santai.

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Saya lebih suka ia berskrip.

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Saya dah jadi penyambut tetamu
selama sepuluh tahun

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untuk Michael Scott.

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Dan sekarang saya dah ada anak.

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Saya tak boleh.

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Tocangnya terlalu ketat.

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Diam.

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Tocang yang longgar
menunjukkan peribadi yang lemah.

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Duduk diam.

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Ya, puan besar.

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Saya rasa rambut awak terlalu panjang
untuk usia begini.

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Okey.

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Dah siap.

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Terima kasih, Angela.

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Saya akan ke penjara

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tengah hari ini untuk bercakap
dengan pencekik itu.

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Mungkin lebih baik
untuk gunakan nama sebenar dia.

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Jangan guna nama sebenarnya.

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George Howard Skub?

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Itu nama syaitan.

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Saya cuma nak maklumkan saya akan pergi.

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Dia nak pergi.

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Hei.

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Bagaimana temu duga awak?

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Oh Tuhan, saya tak sabar nak bercerita.

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Lelaki itu sangat luar biasa.

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- Okey, jadi…
- Saya akan dengar nanti.

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Boleh datang pukul 8:00 nanti?
Dan jangan makan,

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sebab saya akan pesan makanan.

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Pukul 8:00? Serius?

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Saya janji ia berbaloi.

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Ya, tak apalah, lagipun ini Philadelphia.

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Saya boleh berseronok.

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Ya, jumpa pukul 8:00 nanti.

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- Baik, saya cintakan awak.
- Cintakan awak.

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- Hai.
- Hai.

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Saya dari rundingan pemasaran BCI
untuk jumpa Andrew Bernard.

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Ya, perunding.

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Andy kata awak boleh terus bermula.

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Saya akan bawa awak ke meja.

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Okey, terima kasih.

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Orang baru.

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Orang baru.

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Terus berjalan,
jangan berikan dia apa-apa.

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Dia akan ambil dan lari.

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- Saya Erin.
- Selamat berkenalan.

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- Baju panas comel.
- Terima kasih.

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Kasut awak sepadan.
Saya tak pandai berborak kecil.

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Saya Kevin.

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Pete?

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Alice.

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Aduhai.

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Dah lama tak jumpa, ya?

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Kamu saling mengenali?

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Ya, kami ada sejarah.

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Sejarah.

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Okey, kami bercinta dua tahun.

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Rambang betul.

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Yakah?

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Andy juga upah seorang
perunding pengurusan hari ini.

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Alamak.

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Hei, Erin, tengok siapa dah kembali.
Lelaki burung.

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Helo, si cantik.

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Bukankah kamu pernah bercinta?

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Betul, terima kasih sebab ingatkan.

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Dia nampak cantik.

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Hai. Toby Flenderson.

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Saya nak jumpa George Howard Skub.

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Inilah penjara.

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Saya takkan masuk

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dengan sebarang harapan.

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Saya akan berjumpa George Howard Skub.

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Saya akan cakap yang saya percaya
dia tak bersalah.

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Saya akan faham jika dia
rasa tergerak untuk peluk saya.

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Saya faham jika hubungan kawan
mula berputik.

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Apa ayat Bogart itu?

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Saya rasa inilah permulaan

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persahabatan pertama saya.

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Jadi Pete pustakawan?

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Dia bekerja sebagai pustakawan
pada tahun pertama.

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Dia pustakawan yang seksi?

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- Okey.
- Boleh saya tahu

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siapa ketua pemasaran?

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Mungkin saya patut duduk dekat dengannya.

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- Hai.
- Hai!

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Hai, apa khabar?

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Hai. Baik.

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Saya nak bincangkan strategi dengan awak

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- jika awak ada idea…
- Suasananya tegang.

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Awak terpaksa berkongsi pejabat
bersama seseorang

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yang awak pernah tiduri.

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Andy, ini sangat tak patut.

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- Kekok.
- Memang kekok.

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Awak timbulkan satu situasi
yang sangat tak menyelesakan.

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Situasi yang sangat tak menyelesakan.

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Ya.

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Tak apa, Pete, awak boleh buat.

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Lagipun, kita perlu teruskan hidup.

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Betul tak, kaki ceramah?

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Soalan.

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Pedih tak?

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Apabila merasainya sendiri?

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Saya dah berjaya kenakan awak balik.

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Jadi tiada jabatan pemasaran?

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Tiada.

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Saya lalui masa sukar. Saya menganggur.

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Saya masih sedih ditinggalkan awak.

241
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Saya turun 22 kilogram.

242
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,033
Tapi macam awak nampak,
saya dah naik berat semula.

243
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,787
Peganglah punggung montok saya.

244
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Ya, memang gila.

245
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,499
Peganglah, macam labu hangat.

246
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,501
Andy tiba-tiba hubungi awak?

247
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,670
Ya, katanya kamu berdua dah berpisah.

248
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,172
Ya.

249
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,465
Tentu awak bernafsu sekarang.

250
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,764
Berita baiknya, tiada lagi rasa ragu-ragu.

251
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,183
Sekarang awak dah tahu dia pencekik itu.

252
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,227
Buktinya, awak dicekik.

253
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,521
Mereka ada cakap
bila pita suara akan sembuh?

254
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,277
Seminggu? Okey.

255
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:35,987
Dua minggu?

256
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,241
Okey.

257
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,868
Awak korbankan leher demi kebenaran.

258
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,164
Leher keadilan yang membanggakan,
itu ungkapannya?

259
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:49,000
Apa pun, awak memang berani.

260
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:54,881
Memang berani.

261
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,596
Mak cik rasa macam kuda padi.

262
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,849
Itu memang benar. Terima kasih, Angela.

263
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,059
Sama-sama. Nak stu?

264
00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:08,687
Boleh juga.
Saya akan potong skunk panggang.

265
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,023
Angela.

266
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,527
Awak mahu kantung baunya?

267
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,446
- Sedapkah?
- Tak.

268
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,448
Kita tak makan.
Kita mainkan, macam tulang selangka.

269
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,450
Awak tahulah, gadis tercantik
dapat kantung bau.

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Terima kasih.

271
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,954
Jadi, bila majlisnya?

272
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:31,751
Sebenarnya, kami cuma kawan.

273
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,671
Itulah apa Mose katakan
tentang orang-orangnya

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dan tengoklah apa dia buat
kepada orang-orang itu.

275
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,217
Helo?

276
00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:40,844
Hei, saya di sini.

277
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,434
Serius?

278
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,727
Oh Tuhan.

279
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- Itu, champagne?
- Si, senor.

280
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,734
Jim, saya sepatutnya beritahu awak
saya tak dapat kerja itu.

281
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,195
Alamak, saya minta maaf.

282
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,571
- Awak okey?
- Ya.

283
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:00,697
Lebih daripada okey.

284
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,033
- Cuma tiada apa nak diraikan.
- Serius?

285
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,076
Awak di Philadelphia.
Kita akan makan malam bersama.

286
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,287
Ini cuma champagne takziah.

287
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,123
Ini datang dari bahagian Paris
yang terus menyerah kepada Nazi.

288
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Mari.

289
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,210
Awak memang bijak.

290
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,378
Saya ingat awak.

291
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,546
Lucu.

292
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:20,675
Baiklah, ceritakan kepada saya.

293
00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,389
Okey, baiklah.

294
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,476
Terima kasih untuk bantuan awak hari ini.

295
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,480
Perspektif awak sangat berguna.

296
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,564
Terima kasih.

297
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,774
Saya gembira meluangkan

298
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,484
tengah hari saya begini.

299
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,456
- Dwight.
- Yalah.

300
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,625
Bukan di luar, ada lalat pikat.

301
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,877
Ladang saya terletak timur
tak jauh dari sini.

302
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:59,214
Atau kita boleh buat di rumah menyembelih.

303
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,675
Bukan, Dwight, tapi senator itu.

304
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,844
Tinggalkan dia, dia mungkin tak sedar
yang awak dah tiada.

305
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,013
Mari bersama saya, sayang.

306
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:11,184
Saya tak boleh jadi sayang awak, Dwight.

307
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:15,355
Saya tak maksudkan
sekadar hubungan seks di gudang.

308
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,732
Kita dah banyak bazirkan masa
dengan mengabaikan hakikat

309
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,818
yang kita sepatutnya bersama.

310
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,863
Lapan puluh atau sembilan puluh tahun
yang tinggal dalam kehidupan ini,

311
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,367
saya nak melaluinya bersama awak.

312
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,454
Saya dah berikrar.

313
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,331
Saya dah berjanji.

314
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,668
Setialah dengan suami awak.

315
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,508
Itulah yang saya nak
jika saya kekasih awak.

316
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,469
Selamat malam, D.

317
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,270
Bagaimana keadaan awak? Sukarkah?

318
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,189
Sangat tak menyelesakan. Awak?

319
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,983
Hei, pasangan tahi.

320
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,318
Bilik perbincangan, sekarang.

321
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,990
Terima kasih semua sebab datang.

322
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,533
Cuma nak bertanya khabar.

323
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,702
Bagaimana hari semua orang?

324
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,248
Sejujurnya, agak kekok.

325
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:16,833
Yakah?

326
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,130
Itu menarik sebab Erin dan Pete

327
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,382
semestinya tak rasa yang ia kekok.

328
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,176
Apa yang buat awak rasa kekok, Gabe?

329
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,595
Sebab awak dan Erin pernah bercinta?

330
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,681
Kadangkala saya masih pakai kemeja Erin

331
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,183
semasa di rumah

332
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,435
supaya rasanya
seperti kami masih bercinta.

333
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:36,895
- Gabe.
- Kebanyakan masanya.

334
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,316
Dan Alice, saya difahamkan

335
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,902
awal meninggalkan Pete sekali.

336
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,571
Kami berpisah cara baik, Andy.

337
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,740
Memandangkan kita nak ubah sejarah,

338
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,033
awak tak pernah ada masalah minum.

339
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,284
Kita di kolej.

340
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,119
Itulah yang kita buat.

341
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,663
Awak juga sepatutnya ke kelas,

342
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:55,830
itulah masalahnya.

343
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,124
Hei, Andy, adakah ini berkaitan kerja?

344
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,459
Kita bincang nanti.

345
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,128
Gabe, Erin pernah cakap dia cintakan awak?

346
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:05,465
Tak.

347
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,926
Dia tak benarkan saya luahkan.

348
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,512
Sangat comel.
Dia akan tutup telinga dan menjerit.

349
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,888
Gabe, boleh berhenti bercakap?

350
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,765
Semuanya yang keluar dari mulut awak

351
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,350
bunyinya macam burung undan.

352
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:17,852
Saya buat tatu untuk awak.

353
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,230
Saya tak minta awak tatukan logo Nike.

354
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,856
Awak buat untuk diri sendiri!

355
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,483
"Buat saja."

356
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,820
Awaklah yang saya "buat".

357
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,363
Awak bercinta dengan setiausaha?

358
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,156
Awak semakin berani, Pete.

359
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,449
Dia layan saya dengan baik.

360
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,035
Bagaimana dengan Ijazah Sarjana P.J. awak?

361
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,328
Itulah impian awak.

362
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,871
Impiannya di kolej
adalah menjadi guru gim.

363
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:37,956
Kalau nak tahu,

364
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,290
dia masih boleh jadi guru gim.

365
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:40,875
Malah, kita semua boleh jadi guru gim.

366
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,752
- Jadi, jangan…
- Bukan saya.

367
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,796
Saya tak larat nak tiup wisel.

368
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,548
Oh Tuhan.

369
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,552
Awak sukakan muzik apa, Peter?

370
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,638
Saya suka semua jenis, Gabe.

371
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,849
Yakah? Semua?

372
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,225
Jadi awak suka lagu kebencian

373
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,935
yang ditulis kesateria putih Ku Klux Klan?

374
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,395
- Erin, awak dengar itu?
- Tidak!

375
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,479
Gabe, dia tak cakap begitu.

376
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:02,689
Dia langsung tiada gaya.

377
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,149
Dia tak pandai guna penyepit makanan.

378
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,817
Perlukah saya cakap lagi?

379
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:09,529
Erin, saya pernah ke Jepun.

380
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,614
Saya tahu cara gunakan penyepit.

381
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,575
Kembalilah.

382
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,910
Satu malam.
Berikan saya satu malam bersama awak.

383
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,454
- Apa maksud awak?
- Saya dah cukur semuanya.

384
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,373
- Saya tak nak awak cukur…
- Saya bazirkan dua tahun untuk awak.

385
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,167
- Awak sedar?
- Penggunaan penyepit tak dapat

386
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,294
mengukur kelelakian seseorang.

387
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,921
Badan saya langsung tak berbulu.

388
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,090
Kenapa tak cakap awal-awal,
"Hubungan ini takkan bertahan?"

389
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,217
Sumbat sashimi ke dalam mulutnya

390
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,719
untuk suka-suka.

391
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,512
Baiklah, saya mengaku.

392
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,181
Itu soalan yang munasabah.

393
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,309
Adakah membuatkan Erin dan Pete
rasa serba salah memuaskan hati saya?

394
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,228
Ya.

395
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,981
Ya, saya puas hati.

396
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,485
Jadi, bayangkan saja Michael Scott,

397
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,570
tapi di syarikat harta tanah.

398
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,697
Separuh temu duga itu,
dia berlakon Ace Ventura.

399
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,616
Berapa banyak Cologne dia pakai?

400
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,160
Lebih kurang satu botol.

401
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,787
Awak makan semuanya.

402
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,997
Cuba teka poster yang dia tampal.

403
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:02,999
Austin Powers.

404
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,168
Ferris Bueller.

405
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,836
Semakin salah.

406
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,463
Bukan Night At The Roxbury.

407
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:09,547
Bukan.

408
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,551
The Odd Life Of Timothy Green.

409
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,721
Maaf, awak fikir saya boleh teka itu?

410
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,515
Entahlah, tapi menarik, bukan?

411
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,975
- Sangat menarik.
- Katanya,

412
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,269
air matanya bergenang melihatnya,
dan poster itu di sebelah mejanya.

413
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,188
Tentu dia tengok 20 kali sehari.

414
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,065
Hebat betul.

415
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,942
Kita tak selalu menang, bukan?

416
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,319
Temu duga seterusnya
tentu berjalan lancar.

417
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,614
Entahlah.

418
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,199
Maksud awak?

419
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,368
Tentulah, awak hebat orangnya.

420
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,913
Saya tahu, cumanya,

421
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,540
walaupun bos dan kerjanya bagus,

422
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,625
saya tak pasti jika…

423
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,711
Jika saya mahukannya.

424
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,059
Ini agak mengejutkan.

425
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,143
Yakah?

426
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,570
Saya cuma sukakan
kehidupan kita di Scranton.

427
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,576
Dan saya dah mulakan perniagaan
di Philadelphia.

428
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,716
Tentu datuk saya tak sangka,

429
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,343
Mahjung bertahan selama ini.

430
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:40,513
Hobi dari Timur berehat sebentar.

431
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,771
Kamu patut buat begini.

432
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,356
Saya cuma mengingatkan.

433
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,816
Saya tonton
terlalu banyak iklan di internet

434
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,401
dan tak buat bangkit tubi secukupnya.

435
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,570
Jadi saya beli ini.

436
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,906
Sekarang setiap kali iklan muncul,

437
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:00,033
saya buat senaman selama 30 saat.

438
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,285
Iklan untuk otot.

439
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:05,997
Ironinya, saya tahu tentang but ini
daripada sebuah iklan.

440
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,416
Kenapa tak buat bangkit tubi biasa saja?

441
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:09,876
Saya akan beritahu sebabnya.

442
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,253
Sebab…

443
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,006
lantai…

444
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,550
itu…

445
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,011
menjijikkan.

446
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:27,644
Ya. Jurulatih saya cakap,

447
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,812
"Semua orang gagal bersenam."

448
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,147
Begitulah cara kita menang.

449
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,983
Okey. Baiklah.

450
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,695
Okey. Kevin, tolong saya.

451
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,200
Kenapa tak minta tolong
otot perut awak saja?

452
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,993
Boleh sesiapa tolong?

453
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,329
Teh ini panas.

454
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,830
Boleh sesiapa tolong saya?

455
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,541
Terima kasih.

456
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,585
- Okey.
- Saya…

457
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,129
Saya…

458
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:58,716
Saya takkan ke mana-mana!

459
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,135
Tak lama lagi,
otot perut saya akan jadi kuat

460
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,595
dan apabila itu terjadi, saya boleh…

461
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,348
Saya pening!

462
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,602
Boleh sesiapa tolong saya?

463
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:10,895
Hei.

464
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,022
Saya takkan ke mana-mana!

465
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,316
Saya ada di sini.

466
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,901
Alamak.

467
00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,069
MEI: THE OFFICE: SEBUAH PEJABAT DI AMERIKA
AMBIL MASA SEPULUH TAHUN UNTUK DIBUAT

468
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,405
Hei, saya bayar 20 dolar
kepada siapa yang bantu saya.

469
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,031
Kevin, awak nak piza?