1 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:03,394 - GOOD MORNING. - GOOD MORNING. 2 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:05,005 - AND HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE D-- 3 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:07,616 [weeps] 4 00:00:07,659 --> 00:00:10,053 LAST WEEK, ERIN TOLD ME THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP 5 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:11,968 WILL BE PROCEEDING WITHOUT ME. 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,449 - I NEED YOU. - DAH! DWIGHT. 7 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:17,452 - IT'S MY AUNT SHIRLEY. SHE'S ON HER LAST LEGS. 8 00:00:17,495 --> 00:00:19,497 - I DON'T SEE HOW THIS IS MY PROBLEM. 9 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,760 - ANGELA, YOU OWE ME ONE, REMEMBER? 10 00:00:21,804 --> 00:00:25,460 - HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A NICE, WARM BATH? 11 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:27,027 - HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A MEAN, COLD SLAP? 12 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:29,638 - OW! - HI! 13 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:31,205 HEY, DO I LOOK OKAY? - YOU LOOK GREAT. 14 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:32,641 - OKAY. - YEAH. 15 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:35,035 - JIM SET UP A JOB INTERVIEW FOR ME TODAY IN PHILLY. 16 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:37,211 I'M PAM HALPERT. - OH. HI. 17 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:39,082 THEY CALL ME MARKY MARK AROUND HERE, BECAUSE 18 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:43,086 HERE AT SIMON REALTY, WE ARE ONE FUNKY BUNCH. 19 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:46,742 - OH, MY GOD. HE'S MICHAEL SCOTT. 20 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,744 - DARRYL, CLARK, KEVIN, TOBY, PLOP, 21 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:51,834 TAKE A KNEE. ALL RIGHT... 22 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:53,923 COULDN'T SHAKE THIS FEELING THAT ERIN'S DATING SOMEONE, 23 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:56,099 SO I LOOKED AT HER PHONE. 24 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:58,884 I FOUND OUT SHE'S BEEN TEXTING A GUY NAMED PETE. 25 00:00:58,928 --> 00:01:00,103 - IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT 26 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:01,974 ANDY HAS BEEN CALLING ME PLOP FOR SO LONG, 27 00:01:02,018 --> 00:01:04,499 HE FORGOT MY REAL NAME. 28 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:08,155 WHICH IS PETE. MY NAME IS PETE. 29 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,160 [cheerful music] 30 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:21,211 ♪ 31 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:45,670 - [grunts] 32 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:46,802 - TIME TO GET CLEAN. 33 00:01:46,845 --> 00:01:48,282 - IT'S HOSING TIME, AUNT SHIRLEY. 34 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,500 HAVE A SEAT. 35 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:50,545 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME HEARING HER 36 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,242 OVER THE ROAR OF THE HOSE. 37 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:53,896 - WE HAVE TO DO CHAINS? - OH, YOU'LL SEE. 38 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,463 HERE WE GO. - GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. 39 00:01:55,506 --> 00:01:57,552 - LET'S DO IT. READY? 40 00:01:57,595 --> 00:02:00,120 HERE'S A BOX CUTTER TO GET HER CLOTHES OFF. 41 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:01,469 - DWIGHT! - LET'S GET TO IT. 42 00:02:01,512 --> 00:02:02,818 GIVE IT A WHIRL. - NO. NO. 43 00:02:02,861 --> 00:02:04,820 DWIGHT, I AM NOT GONNA HOSE YOUR AUNT DOWN 44 00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:06,082 LIKE SOME ANIMAL. 45 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,171 - STOP YOUR BELLYACHING AND HOSE ME. 46 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,520 - I NEED YOU TO HOSE MY AUNT. 47 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:11,043 - NO, DWIGHT. - OKAY, YOU ARE USELESS. 48 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:12,219 - NO, NO. - GIVE ME THE HOSE. 49 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:15,352 - DWIGHT, I WON'T DO IT. [both shouting] 50 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:26,581 I AM GONNA GIVE YOUR AUNT A PROPER BATH 51 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:28,931 AND A HAIRCUT LIKE A LADY! 52 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:31,020 AND YOU TWO ARE GONNA SHUT UP ABOUT IT! 53 00:02:31,063 --> 00:02:32,413 DO YOU HAVE A BATHTUB? 54 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,632 - YES, MA'AM. - GOOD. 55 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:38,419 - HEY, NELLIE. 56 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:40,551 MM. 57 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:43,815 I AM SO SICK OF FEBRUARY. 58 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:47,906 IT'S THE SHORTEST MONTH, BUT IT SURE DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY. 59 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:49,560 WE SHOULD CATCH UP. 60 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:51,388 - UM... 61 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:53,042 - YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN GOING OVER MY NOTES FROM THE TRIAL-- 62 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:54,609 - OH, NO, TOBY, NO. 63 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:56,393 - I FEEL LIKE I MIGHT HAVE GLOSSED OVER A FEW MINOR POINTS. 64 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:59,483 - NO, TOBY, YOU CANNOT KEEP BLATHERING ON 65 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:01,529 ABOUT THIS SCRANTON STRANGLER. 66 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:02,834 DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 67 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:04,445 GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM, WHATEVER IT TAKES. 68 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:05,663 - I'VE BEEN DRAFTING A LETTER. 69 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,230 - FOR TWO YEARS! 70 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,232 THEN WHAT? ANOTHER YEAR PICKING OUT A STAMP? 71 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:11,016 ANOTHER SIX MONTHS BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO LICK IT? 72 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:15,717 JUST--I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. 73 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:19,634 - HEY. YOU GOT A SEC TO TALK? 74 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:21,070 - KIND OF PAINFUL TO CHAT WITH YOU, PETE, 75 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,812 EVER SINCE THE OL' ONE-TWO PUNCH TO MY SCROTUM POLE, 76 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:27,729 TRANSLATION--PENIS, TRANSLATION--MY MANHOOD. 77 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:31,298 - YEAH, LOOK, UH... 78 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:32,473 I UNDERSTAND BREAK-UPS ARE TOUGH. 79 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,649 YOU KNOW, IT HAPPENS TO ALL OF US 80 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:37,521 AT SOME POINT IN LIFE. 81 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:39,349 BUT YOU GOTTA MOVE ON. 82 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,441 - GREAT ADVICE. 83 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:45,964 THANK YOU. YOU CAN LEAVE NOW. 84 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:47,531 - LISTEN TO HIM, ANDY. 85 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:48,489 HE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING 86 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:51,666 THAT YOU REALLY NEED TO HEAR. 87 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:54,538 - AWESOME PERSPECTIVE. THANKS FOR BUTTING IN. 88 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:57,498 - WELL, I'VE BEEN WHERE YOU ARE NOW. 89 00:03:57,541 --> 00:03:58,716 I DATED THIS GIRL ALICE, 90 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,892 AND IT WAS AN UGLY BREAK-UP. 91 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:03,895 SHE WORKED AT A MARKETING AGENCY RIGHT NEXT TO MY HOUSE. 92 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,723 I'D RUN INTO HER EVERY DAY, BUT I HAD TO GROW UP 93 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:08,726 AND DEAL WITH IT, AND I DID. 94 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,380 WE'RE EVEN FACEBOOK FRIENDS NOW. 95 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:12,600 - SEE? WE CAN ALL BE FRIENDS. 96 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:14,471 - YEAH. - JUST GET OVER IT. 97 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:15,646 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AWKWARD. 98 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:18,127 - I DO THINK WE CAN HAVE A FAIR... 99 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,390 - YEAH, SO LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, 100 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:23,001 YOU JUST GOTTA EAT 'EM, RINDS AND ALL. 101 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:24,394 AND, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT 'EM, 102 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:26,135 YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND WILL SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT 103 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:28,703 WITH THE HELP OF HER HUNKY NEW BOYFRIEND. 104 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,270 SO THAT'S FUN. 105 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:34,709 - NOTHING TO SEE HERE. 106 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:36,537 BOSS AT WORK. 107 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,104 THIS WILL BE YOUR DESK, RIGHT UP FRONT. 108 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:40,628 BEST SEAT ON THE ROLLER COASTER. 109 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:44,327 YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE. 110 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,982 NO PREGNANT WOMEN ALLOWED. 111 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:49,724 ARE YOU? I'M NOT ALLOWED TO ASK, SO-- 112 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:52,161 - I AM NOT-- - YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT. 113 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:54,076 I DIDN'T ASK HER IF SHE WAS PREGNANT. 114 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:55,382 SHE JUST OFFERED IT. 115 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:59,473 THE LAST THREE GIRLS HERE ALL GOT PREGNANT. 116 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,431 - WOW. - DON'T--DON'T BE AFRAID. 117 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:03,041 IT'S A DIFFERENT CHAIR. 118 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:04,956 I DON'T WANT A GUY UP HERE. 119 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:10,222 I WANT TO, YOU KNOW, SEE A WOMAN COME IN AND DO A GREAT JOB. 120 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:12,050 SOMETHING--I HAVE TO LOOK OUT THIS WINDOW-- 121 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:14,183 - I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS JOB WAS FOR THE POSITION 122 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:15,880 OF OFFICE MANAGER. 123 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:17,055 - IT IS. YEAH. 124 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:19,101 YOU'D MANAGE THIS OFFICE. 125 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:22,060 YOU'D ANSWER THE PHONES AND FORWARD THE CALLS, 126 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:24,933 AND, YOU KNOW, GO FOR A COFFEE RUN NOW AND AGAIN. 127 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:27,675 - SO KIND OF LIKE A RECEPTIONIST. 128 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,285 - YEAH. LIKE A RECEPTIONIST, 129 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,244 BUT WE CALL YOU THE OFFICE MANAGER, 130 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:37,162 BECAUSE IT'S LESS DEMEANING. 131 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:40,601 BY THE WAY, HOW LONG ARE THESE CAMERAS 132 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:42,080 GONNA BE FOLLOWING YOU AROUND? 133 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:46,041 BECAUSE I THINK THIS IS PRETTY COOL. 134 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,651 [whistles] 135 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:49,349 PRETTY, PRETTY COOL. 136 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,481 LARRY DAVID, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. 137 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:53,353 DO YOU LIKE THAT SHOW? - YES. 138 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:56,399 - WELL, I THINK THEY INDULGE THEMSELVES A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 139 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,880 [inhales] 140 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:00,055 I LIKE SCRIPTED. 141 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:03,058 - I SPENT TEN YEARS AS A RECEPTIONIST 142 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:04,538 TO MICHAEL SCOTT. 143 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:08,542 AND I HAVE KIDS NOW. 144 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:12,589 AND I JUST-- I CAN'T. 145 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:17,638 - OW! THE BRAID IS TOO TIGHT. 146 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,422 - OH, HUSH. 147 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:22,425 LOOSE BRAIDS REFLECT A LOOSE CHARACTER. 148 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,601 NOW STAY STILL. 149 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,821 - YES, MA'AM. 150 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:31,042 - I THINK YOUR HAIR IS MUCH TOO LONG FOR YOUR AGE, BY THE WAY. 151 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:32,043 - OKAY. 152 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:35,220 - THERE. 153 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:38,441 - THANK YOU, ANGELA. 154 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,617 - I'M GOING TO THE PRISON 155 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:43,490 THIS AFTERNOON TO GO AND TALK TO THE STRANGLER. 156 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:47,102 - PROBABLY BEST TO USE HIS REAL NAME RATHER THAN STRANGLER. 157 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:50,410 - DON'T USE HIS REAL NAME. 158 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:53,151 GEORGE HOWARD SKUB? 159 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:54,805 THAT'S A DEVIL NAME. 160 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:57,373 - ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M DOING IT. 161 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,202 I'M GOING. 162 00:07:00,245 --> 00:07:03,597 - HE'S DOING IT. 163 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:07,209 [cell phone buzzes] 164 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:08,210 - HEY. 165 00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:09,907 - HEY, HOW'D THE INTERVIEW GO? 166 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:11,431 - OH, MY GOSH. WAIT UNTIL I TELL YOU. 167 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:14,129 THIS GUY WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 168 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:15,217 OKAY, SO-- - I CAN'T WAIT 169 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:16,479 TO HEAR ABOUT IT LATER. 170 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,699 DO YOU WANT TO COME IN AT 8:00? AND DON'T EAT, 171 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:19,787 BECAUSE I'M ORDERING IN. 172 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:21,397 - 8:00? REALLY? 173 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,399 - I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE, I PROMISE. 174 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,836 - SURE. I MEAN, IT'S PHILLY. 175 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,272 I CAN KILL FOUR HOURS. 176 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:29,187 SO, YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU AT 8:00. 177 00:07:29,231 --> 00:07:31,625 - ALL RIGHT. LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU. 178 00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:39,328 - HI. - HI. 179 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:41,069 - I'M HERE FROM BCI MARKETING CONSULTANTS 180 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,462 TO MEET WITH ANDREW BERNARD. 181 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,507 - OH, YES, THE CONSULTANT. 182 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:45,856 ANDY SAID YOU CAN START RIGHT AWAY. 183 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,249 SO I WILL TAKE YOU TO YOUR DESK. 184 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:49,294 - OH, OKAY, GREAT. THANKS. 185 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:51,514 - MM. FRESH MEAT. 186 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,473 FRESH MEAT! [making kissing noises] 187 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,300 - JUST KEEP WALKING. DON'T GIVE HER ANYTHING. 188 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:56,780 SHE'LL TAKE IT AND RUN. 189 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,434 I'M ERIN BY THE WAY. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 190 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,349 CUTE SWEATER. - OH, THANKS. 191 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:02,482 YOUR SHOES MATCH. I'M BAD AT SMALL TALK. 192 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:04,309 - I'M KEVIN. 193 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,664 - PETE? 194 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:12,840 - ALICE. 195 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:14,406 [softly] OH, MAN. 196 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:15,582 - IT'S BEEN A WHILE, HUH? 197 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:16,670 - OH, DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 198 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:18,889 - YEAH. WE HAVE A HISTORY. 199 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:21,239 - OH. - HISTORY. WOW. 200 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:24,678 OKAY. WE DATED FOR TWO YEARS. 201 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:25,853 - THAT'S SO RANDOM. 202 00:08:25,896 --> 00:08:29,509 - WELL, IS IT? 203 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:32,947 - ANDY ALSO HIRED A MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT TODAY. 204 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,212 OH, NO. 205 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,089 - HEY, ERIN, LOOK WHO'S BACK. 206 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:47,004 THE BIRDMAN. 207 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:49,398 - HELLO, BEAUTIFUL. 208 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:51,487 - DIDN'T YOU TWO USED TO DO IT? 209 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:55,491 - WE ABSOLUTELY DID. THANK YOU FOR REMEMBERING THAT. 210 00:08:56,884 --> 00:09:00,540 - SHE'S LOOKING GOOD. - MM. [laughs] 211 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:06,067 - HI. TOBY FLENDERSON. 212 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,982 I'M HERE TO SEE GEORGE HOWARD SKUB. 213 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:10,985 THIS IS THE PRISON. 214 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:12,334 I AM NOT GOING IN THERE 215 00:09:12,377 --> 00:09:16,294 WITH EXPECTATIONS, PER SE. 216 00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:17,992 I WILL MEET GEORGE HOWARD SKUB. 217 00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:21,952 I WILL TELL HIM THAT I BELIEVE HE IS INNOCENT. 218 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:25,869 I WOULD UNDERSTAND IF HE FELT MOTIVATED TO HUG ME. 219 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:28,132 I WOULD UNDERSTAND IF A FRIENDSHIP BEGAN. 220 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,917 HOW DID BOGART PUT IT? 221 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,049 [as Bogart] I THINK THIS IS THE START 222 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:35,618 OF MY FIRST FRIENDSHIP. 223 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:38,578 - SO PETE WAS A LIBRARIAN? 224 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,841 - HE WORKED AS A LIBRARIAN FRESHMAN YEAR. 225 00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:42,886 - WAS HE, LIKE, THE SEXY LIBRARIAN? 226 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,975 - OKAY. - IS THERE SOMEBODY 227 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:46,368 WHO'S IN CHARGE OF MARKETING? 228 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:50,198 MAYBE I SHOULD SIT NEAR HIM OR HER. 229 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,852 - HI. - HI! 230 00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:53,070 - HI. HOW'S IT GOING? 231 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,246 - HI. GOOD. 232 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,379 I'D LOVE TO DISCUSS STRATEGY WITH YOU 233 00:09:57,422 --> 00:10:01,035 IF YOU HAVE A MARKETING-- - WOW, THIS SURE IS INTENSE. 234 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,906 HAVING TO SHARE A WORKSPACE WITH SOMEONE 235 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,995 YOU USED TO GET IT ON WITH. 236 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,084 - ANDY, THAT IS REALLY INAPPROPRIATE. 237 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:10,087 - AWKWARD! - IT IS AWKWARD. 238 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:13,090 THIS IS A REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION THAT YOU'VE CONTRIVED. 239 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:16,006 - REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION. 240 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,705 - YEAH. 241 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:21,011 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT, PETE. YOU CAN HANDLE IT. 242 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:22,970 I MEAN, WE ALL JUST GOTTA MOVE ON. 243 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:26,103 AIN'T THAT RIGHT, PROFESSOR LECTURE-MUCH? 244 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,191 UH, QUESTION. 245 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:29,063 HOW'S THAT MEDICINE TASTE? 246 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,500 YOUR OWN-FLAVORED? 247 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:34,024 IS IT JUST ME, OR HAVE THESE TABLES TURNED? 248 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:40,291 HMM. HMM. 249 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:47,037 - SO THERE'S NO MARKETING DEPARTMENT? 250 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,170 both: NO. 251 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,737 - YOU KNOW, TIMES WERE TOUGH. 252 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:51,825 I WAS UNEMPLOYED. 253 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,740 I WAS STILL HEARTBROKEN OVER YOU. 254 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,219 I'D LOST A GOOD 50 POUNDS. 255 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:59,571 BUT AS YOU CAN SEE I PUT ALL THAT WEIGHT RIGHT BACK ON. 256 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,965 FEEL HOW FAT MY BUTTOCKS ARE. 257 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,750 YEAH. IT'S CRAZY. 258 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,577 TOUCH IT. IT'S LIKE A WARM PUMPKIN. 259 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,841 - SO ANDY JUST CALLED YOU UP OUT OF THE BLUE? 260 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,757 - YEAH. HE TOLD ME YOU TWO BROKE UP. 261 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,149 - YEAH. 262 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,195 - YOU MUST BE PRETTY HORNY. 263 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,723 - WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, NO MORE GUILTY CONSCIENCE. 264 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,160 AT LEAST YOU KNOW HE IS THE STRANGLER. 265 00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,206 THE PROOF IS IN THE GRIP. 266 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,904 DID THEY SAY WHEN THE VOCAL CORDS WOULD HEAL? 267 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:34,781 ONE WEEK? OKAY. 268 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:37,958 TWO WEEKS? 269 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,960 OKAY. 270 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:43,746 YOU OFFERED YOUR NECK IN SEARCH OF THE TRUTH. 271 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,140 THE PROUD NECK OF JUSTICE-- ISN'T THAT THE EXPRESSION? 272 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:49,273 WELL, ANYWAY, IT WAS--IT WAS VERY BRAVE. 273 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,584 IT REALLY WAS QUITE BRAVE. 274 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,721 - I FEEL LIKE A SHOW PONY. 275 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,461 - AND YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOO. THANK YOU, ANGELA. 276 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:06,029 - YOU'RE WELCOME. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME STEW? 277 00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:11,165 - BY ALL MEANS. AND I WILL CARVE THE ROAST SKUNK. 278 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,211 ANGELA. - MM-HMM? 279 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,647 - WOULD YOU LIKE THE STINK SACK? 280 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,519 - IS IT ANY GOOD? - NO. 281 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,651 YOU DON'T EAT IT. IT'S A TOY, LIKE A WISHBONE. 282 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,523 YOU KNOW, PRETTIEST GIRL GETS THE STINK SACK. 283 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,090 - THANK YOU. 284 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:27,616 - SO WHEN'S THE WEDDING? 285 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:28,660 - UM... 286 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:32,273 ACTUALLY, WE ARE JUST FRIENDS. 287 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,623 - THAT'S WHAT MOSE SAID ABOUT HIS LADY SCARECROW, 288 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:37,495 AND LOOK WHAT HE DID TO THAT POOR THING. 289 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,715 - HELLO? 290 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,022 - HEY. BACK HERE. 291 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:44,633 - [laughs] 292 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,767 WOW. SERIOUSLY? 293 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:48,942 OH, MY GOSH. 294 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,421 IS THAT CHAMPAGNE? - SI, SENOR. 295 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,032 [pop] 296 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:55,687 - OH, JIM, I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU I DIDN'T GET THE JOB. 297 00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:58,168 - OH, MAN. I'M SO SORRY. 298 00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,517 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - OH, YEAH. 299 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,649 I'M MORE THAN ALL RIGHT. 300 00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:01,998 THERE'S JUST NOTHING TO CELEBRATE? 301 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,391 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 302 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,132 YOU'RE IN PHILLY. WE'RE HAVING DINNER TOGETHER. 303 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,264 AND THIS IS JUST CONSOLATION CHAMPAGNE. 304 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,396 IT'S FROM THE PART OF FRANCE 305 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,093 THAT IMMEDIATELY GAVE UP TO THE NAZIS. 306 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,225 - [chuckles] - HERE. 307 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,749 - YOU'RE VERY QUICK ON YOUR FEET. 308 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,316 I REMEMBER YOU. 309 00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,057 FUNNY. 310 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:21,365 - ALL RIGHT, SO TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. 311 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:27,502 - OKAY, WELL... 312 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:30,244 GOSH, THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP TODAY. 313 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:33,421 YOUR PERSPECTIVE WAS VERY USEFUL. 314 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:34,509 THANK YOU. 315 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,727 - IT WAS NOT AN UNPLEASANT WAY 316 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,773 TO SPEND AN AFTERNOON. 317 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,395 DWIGHT, DWIGHT. - RIGHT. 318 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,571 NOT OUTSIDE. THE HORSEFLIES. 319 00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,835 YOU KNOW WHAT, MY FARM IS ONLY A FEW ACRES EAST OF HERE. 320 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:59,186 OR WE COULD USE THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE. 321 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,623 - NO, DWIGHT, THE SENATOR. 322 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:05,583 - LEAVE HIM. HE PROBABLY WON'T EVEN NOTICE THAT YOU'RE GONE. 323 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,890 BE WITH ME, MONKEY. 324 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:11,154 - I CAN'T BE YOUR MONKEY, DWIGHT. 325 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,635 - I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT SOME FRISKY ROMP 326 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,332 IN THE WAREHOUSE. 327 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,682 WE HAVE WASTED TOO MUCH OF OUR LIVES IGNORING THE FACT 328 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:21,512 THAT WE BELONG TOGETHER. 329 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:25,560 THE 80 OR 90 YEARS THAT I HAVE LEFT OF THIS LIFE... 330 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:29,738 I WANT TO SPEND WITH YOU. 331 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,392 - I MADE A VOW. 332 00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:34,525 I GAVE MY WORD. 333 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:37,964 - STAND BY YOUR MAN. 334 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:45,101 IT'S WHAT I WOULD WANT IF YOU WERE MINE. 335 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,147 - GOOD NIGHT, D. 336 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,242 - HOW ARE YOU DOING? IS IT REALLY ROUGH? 337 00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:58,158 - IT IS SO UNPLEASANT. YOU? 338 00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,942 - HEY, LOVE TURDS! 339 00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,988 CONFERENCE ROOM NOW. 340 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,949 THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING IN. 341 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,472 JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN. 342 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:12,912 HOW WAS EVERYONE'S DAY? 343 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,523 - HONESTLY, IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD. 344 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:18,787 - REALLY? HMM. 345 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:22,095 THAT'S INTERESTING, BECAUSE ERIN AND PETE 346 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,401 THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T BE WEIRD AT ALL. 347 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,099 WHY DO YOU THINK IT WAS WEIRD, GABE? 348 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:29,580 MAYBE BECAUSE YOU AND ERIN USED TO BE AN ITEM? 349 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,626 - I STILL WEAR ERIN'S BUTTON-DOWNS 350 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,149 AROUND THE CONDO SOMETIMES, 351 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,543 SO IT FEELS TO ME LIKE WE'RE STILL IN A RELATIONSHIP... 352 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,066 - GABE. - A LOT OF THE TIME. 353 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,416 - UGH. 354 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,375 - AND, ALICE, I UNDERSTAND 355 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,943 YOU ONCE DUMPED PETE. OUCH. 356 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,510 - IT WAS AN AMICABLE BREAK-UP, ANDY. 357 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,686 - OKAY, WHILE WE'RE REWRITING HISTORY, 358 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,992 YOU NEVER HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM. 359 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,341 - IT WAS COLLEGE. 360 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,300 THAT IS WHAT YOU DO. 361 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,605 - DUDE, YOU'RE ALSO SUPPOSED TO GO TO CLASSES, 362 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:55,824 SO THERE'S THAT. 363 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,131 - HEY, ANDY, IS THIS AT ALL WORK-RELATED? 364 00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,436 - WE'LL GET TO THAT. 365 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,698 GABE, DID ERIN EVER 366 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,091 TELL YOU THAT SHE LOVES YOU? 367 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:06,574 - [laughs] NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 368 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:07,879 SHE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME SAY IT. 369 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,577 IT WAS ADORABLE. SHE'D PLUG HER EARS 370 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:10,708 AND SCREAM HER HEART OUT. 371 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:11,840 - GABE, CAN YOU STOP TALKING? 372 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,711 BECAUSE EVERY WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH 373 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,279 IS LIKE THE SQUAWK OF AN UGLY PELICAN. 374 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,715 - I GOT A TATTOO FOR YOU. 375 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,196 - I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO GET THAT NIKE SWOOSH. 376 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,719 NOBODY DID. YOU DID THAT FOR YOU. 377 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:24,113 - JUST DO IT. 378 00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:26,681 YOU WERE THE IT THAT I WAS JUST DOING. 379 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,683 - SO YOU'RE DATING A SECRETARY NOW? 380 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,424 MOVING UP IN THE WORLD, PETE. 381 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,121 - SHE'S NICE TO ME. 382 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:34,036 - HOW'S THAT P.E. DEGREE COMING? 383 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,298 THAT'S WHAT HE WANTED TO BE. 384 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,821 HIS DREAM IN COLLEGE WAS TO BE A GYM TEACHER. 385 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:37,909 - WELL, GUESS WHAT, 386 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,259 HE COULD STILL BE A GYM TEACHER. 387 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:40,825 IN FACT, WE COULD ALL STILL BE GYM TEACHERS. 388 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,697 SO LET'S-- - I TECHNICALLY CANNOT. 389 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,742 I DON'T HAVE THE LUNG CAPACITY TO BLOW A WHISTLE. 390 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,657 - OH, MY GOD. 391 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,792 - WHAT KIND OF MUSIC ARE YOU INTO, PETER? 392 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:53,708 - UH, I LIKE ALL KINDS OF MUSIC, GABE. 393 00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,797 - REALLY? ALL KINDS? 394 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,190 SO YOU LIKE SONGS OF HATE 395 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,887 WRITTEN BY THE WHITE KNIGHTS OF THE KU KLUX KLAN? 396 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,367 ERIN, ARE YOU EVEN HEARING THIS? - NO! 397 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:01,585 - GABE, HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY THAT. 398 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:02,586 - HE'S NOT A VERY SOPHISTICATED MAN. 399 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,284 I MEAN, HE CAN'T USE CHOPSTICKS, 400 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,763 SO DO I NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE? 401 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:09,506 - [laughs] ERIN, I'VE BEEN TO JAPAN. 402 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,727 I KNOW HOW TO USE CHOPSTICKS SO WELL. 403 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:13,902 COME BACK. 404 00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,860 ONE NIGHT. GIVE ME ONE NIGHT WITH YOU. 405 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,427 - WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE? - I HAVE SHAVED EVERYTHING. 406 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,602 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO SHAVE-- 407 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,343 - I WASTED TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE ON YOU. 408 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,128 YOU REALIZE THAT, RIGHT? - I JUST WANT TO BE REAL CLEAR 409 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,347 THAT CHOPSTICKS IS NOT THE MEASURE OF A MAN. 410 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,915 - I AM AS SMOOTH AS A PORPOISE FOR YOU. 411 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,003 - WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY AT THE BEGINNING, 412 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,091 "THIS ISN'T REALLY GOING THAT WELL"? 413 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,180 - SHOVEL HIS SASHIMI INTO HIS MOUTH 414 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,660 AS A SPORT. 415 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,488 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YES, 416 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,142 THAT IS A LEGITIMATE QUESTION. 417 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,621 DOES MAKING ERIN AND PETE FEEL BAD 418 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:41,321 MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 419 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,757 YEAH. 420 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,760 YEAH. IT DOES. 421 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:48,458 - SO IMAGINE, LIKE, THE REAL ESTATE VERSION 422 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,852 OF MICHAEL SCOTT, AND THAT WAS THIS GUY. 423 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,723 HE DID HALF THE INTERVIEW AS ACE VENTURA. 424 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,856 - TELL ME ABOUT THE COLOGNE. HOW MUCH? 425 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,119 - OH. AN ENTIRE BOTTLE AT LEAST. 426 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,729 - YOU'RE DEFINITELY HOARDING THIS, BY THE WAY. 427 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:02,603 - GUESS--GUESS WHAT POSTER HE HAD ON HIS WALL. 428 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:03,821 - AUSTIN POWERS. - MM-MM. 429 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,823 - FERRIS BUELLER. - MM-MM. 430 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:06,868 YOU'RE GETTING COLDER. 431 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,652 - NOT NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY. 432 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,046 - NO. 433 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,310 THE ODD LIFE OF TIMOTHY GREEN. 434 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:16,704 - I'M SORRY. HOW DID YOU THINK I WAS EXPECTED TO GUESS THAT? 435 00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,662 - I DON'T KNOW. BUT IT'S INTERESTING, RIGHT? 436 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,012 - IT'S FASCINATING. - HE SAID HE CAN'T HELP 437 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,232 BUT TEAR UP WHEN HE LOOKS AT IT, AND IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO HIS DESK. 438 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,887 HE MUST LOOK AT IT, LIKE, 20 TIMES A DAY. 439 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,280 - THAT'S AMAZING. 440 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,890 WELL, LISTEN, YOU CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL, RIGHT? 441 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,587 - MM-HMM. - SO THE NEXT INTERVIEW 442 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,721 HAS TO BE BETTER. 443 00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,288 - I DON'T KNOW. 444 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,680 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 445 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:40,206 OF COURSE IT WILL. YOU'RE AMAZING. 446 00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,859 - I KNOW. IT'S JUST, EVEN IF IT WAS 447 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,513 A GREAT BOSS AND A GREAT JOB, 448 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,602 I JUST--I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW IF I-- 449 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:49,258 IF I WANT TO-- I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT THIS. 450 00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,657 - HUH. 451 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,185 THIS IS A LITTLE OUT OF LEFT FIELD. 452 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,187 - IS IT? 453 00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:13,848 I JUST-- I LIKED OUR LIFE IN SCRANTON. 454 00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:20,637 - AND I HAVE STARTED A BUSINESS IN PHILADELPHIA. 455 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,261 - LITTLE DID MY GRANDFATHER KNOW, 456 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:38,089 MAHJONG WOULD BE HERE TO STAY. 457 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:41,049 - HOBBIES OF THE EAST CONTINUES IN A MOMENT. 458 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,011 - [clears throat] 459 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,188 YOU COULD ALL BE DOING THIS. 460 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,580 JUST SAYING. 461 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:51,755 I WATCH WAY TOO MANY ADS ONLINE, 462 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:54,671 AND I DON'T DO ENOUGH SIT-UPS. 463 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:55,846 SO I BOUGHT THESE. 464 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,109 NOW EVERY TIME AN AD POPS UP ONLINE, 465 00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,764 I GET 30 SECONDS OF AB-BLASTING. 466 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,984 I CALL IT ADS FOR ABS. 467 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:06,161 IRONICALLY, I LEARNED ABOUT THE BOOTS FROM AN AD ONLINE. 468 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,642 - WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DO REGULAR SIT-UPS? 469 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:11,297 - I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 470 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,821 BECAUSE... 471 00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:16,693 THE FLOOR... 472 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,826 IS... 473 00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:24,745 DISGUSTING. 474 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,965 YEAH. MY TRAINER SAID, 475 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,490 "EVERYBODY FAILS WORKING OUT." 476 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,882 THAT'S HOW YOU WIN. 477 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:35,016 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 478 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,845 OKAY. KEVIN, A LITTLE HELP, BUDDY. 479 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:42,458 - OH, WHY DON'T YOUR FAMOUS STOMACHS HELP YOU NOW? 480 00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:45,156 - CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME? 481 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,288 - OH, THESE TEAS ARE HOT. 482 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:49,813 CAN SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE? 483 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:50,945 OH, THANKS. YEAH. 484 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:54,470 OKAY. - JUST... 485 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,037 JUST... 486 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,866 PEOPLE, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 487 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:01,085 SOON MY CORE WILL GET STRONG AGAIN, 488 00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:04,654 AND, WHEN THAT HAPPENS, I'LL BE ABLE-- 489 00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:08,484 HEAD RUSH! AH! 490 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:10,094 CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME? 491 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,792 I-- HEY. 492 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:14,055 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 493 00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:16,362 I'LL BE RIGHT HERE! 494 00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:18,059 OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 495 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,844 HEY, GUYS, I'VE GOT 20 BUCKS FOR ANYONE WHO WILL HELP ME. 496 00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:22,237 KEVIN, WOULD YOU LIKE A PIZZA?