1 00:00:01,479 --> 00:00:06,484 - HOLD IT! 2 00:00:06,528 --> 00:00:08,965 - NEW GLASSES. 3 00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:16,233 - DWIGHT, WHAT A RIDICULOUS, FANCY CLOWN YOU ARE. 4 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:20,585 - I AM DRESSED ACCORDING TO THE SCHRUTE CODES OF MOURNING. 5 00:00:20,629 --> 00:00:21,934 MY AUNT SHIRLEY HAS DIED. 6 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,936 - OH, DWIGHT, I'M SO SORRY. 7 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:26,026 WERE YOU GUYS CLOSE? 8 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:27,070 - I WOULD SAY THAT SHE RAISED ME, 9 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:28,115 BUT LET'S NOT KID EACH OTHER. 10 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:29,594 I RAISED MYSELF. 11 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:30,813 SHE WAS, HOWEVER, 12 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,206 THE CLOSEST THING I HAD TO A MOTHER. 13 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:34,817 MY ACTUAL MOTHER WAS VERY COLD AND DISTANT. 14 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,340 I'D SAY SHE WAS THE CLOSEST THING I HAD 15 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:37,950 TO AN AUNT. 16 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:39,865 - MY CONDOLENCES. - KEEP THEM! 17 00:00:39,909 --> 00:00:41,650 - OKAY. NOW, WHAT DO WE GOT IN THESE TWO PAILS? 18 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:43,086 - IN KEEPING WITH SCHRUTE CUSTOM, 19 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,610 I WILL EITHER INVITE YOU TO SATURDAY'S FUNERAL 20 00:00:45,654 --> 00:00:49,614 BY SPRINKLING RED, FERTILE DIRT IN YOUR FACE, 21 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:51,747 OR I WILL ASK YOU TO KEEP A RESPECTFUL DISTANCE 22 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:53,183 DURING MY TIME OF GRIEF, 23 00:00:53,227 --> 00:00:56,447 WITH A DUSTING OF BLACK, SLIGHTLY ACIDIC SOIL. 24 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:02,975 - WHAT COLOR IS IT? 25 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:04,412 - IT LOOKS PRETTY BLACK. 26 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:09,286 [spits] 27 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:15,640 - YEP. ACIDIC ALL RIGHT. 28 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:19,557 - [whispering] OH, THANK GOD. 29 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,037 - EXCUSE ME? 30 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,125 - OH, I'M SO SORRY, DWIGHT. 31 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:23,953 AND IF YOU WANT ME TO BE THERE, 32 00:01:23,996 --> 00:01:25,911 OF COURSE I WILL GO. 33 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:28,305 IT'S JUST...I HAVE A PERSONAL TRAINING SESSION. 34 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:30,438 - OKAY, THAT'S NOT-- 35 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:32,092 YEAH. 36 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:33,789 - I GET RED DIRT. 37 00:01:33,832 --> 00:01:35,051 NOBODYIS GETTING RED DIRT. 38 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,271 I SHOULD'VE KEPT MY MOUTH SHUT. 39 00:01:37,314 --> 00:01:38,620 WE'RE NOT EVEN THAT CLOSE. 40 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,926 I'VE ONLY KNOWN DWIGHT 12 YEARS. 41 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:42,972 12 YEARS. 42 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:45,366 TIME IS A SON OF A BITCH. 43 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:52,373 - I'M SURE--I'M SURE SHE'S IN A BETTER PLACE. 44 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:56,681 - [whispering] I REALLY HOPE SO. 45 00:01:57,856 --> 00:01:59,989 OKAY, NOW THIS IS CRAZY. 46 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:02,905 YOU CAN'T MAKE A DIRTBALL-- 47 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:04,472 - [crying] I MISS HER SO MUCH. - OKAY. 48 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:07,127 - YOU KNOW? - [sighs] 49 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,476 - AAH! 50 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:11,392 [cheerful music] 51 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:17,746 ♪ 52 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:35,590 - ♪ THERE'S A BRIGHT GOLDEN HAZE ♪ 53 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,287 [guitar playing] ♪ ON THE MEADOW 54 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:40,464 ♪ A BRIGHT GOLDEN HAZE ON THE MEADOW ♪ 55 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:42,597 [engine running] 56 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,470 ZIEK'S HERE. - ZIEK! 57 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:48,342 - HEY, DWIGHT. 58 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:50,213 MOSE, MOM SAYS HI. 59 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:53,129 - HI TO MOM. 60 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,435 - YOU GOING? 61 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:55,914 - WILL THERE BE GHOSTS THERE? 62 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:59,614 - [sighs] both: GET IN THE SIDECAR. 63 00:02:59,657 --> 00:03:00,832 - GET IN THE SIDECAR. 64 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:02,007 - YOUGET IN THE SIDECAR. - GET-- 65 00:03:09,014 --> 00:03:10,929 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 66 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:12,148 - YOU INVITED ME. 67 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,584 YOU THREW THE RED DIRT IN MY FACE. 68 00:03:13,628 --> 00:03:16,196 - OH, YEAH. [laughs] 69 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,676 [horn honking] - WHO IS THAT? 70 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,330 - JEB, MY BROTHER. 71 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:22,332 - YOU HAVE A BROTHER? - MM-HMM. 72 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:24,378 - I DIDN'T REALLY SEE A BETTER PARKING SPOT. 73 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:26,206 OH! 74 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:28,686 LOOK WHAT I DID. [chuckles] 75 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:29,774 [car door slams] 76 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:32,603 IT'S A RENTAL. 77 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:38,087 [both grunting] 78 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:39,219 YOU WANNA GO IN? - NO, YOU DO! 79 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:40,611 YOU WANNA GO IN? YOU WANNA GO IN? 80 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:42,309 I'LL PUT YOU IN THERE. - OKAY, I'LL PUT YOU-- 81 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:43,614 HERE WE GO. - OH! 82 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:44,833 - OH, NO! OH, NO! 83 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:46,617 - UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE! OH! 84 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:51,231 - OH, GOSH. - HEY, MOONFACE. 85 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:54,582 NICE TO SEE THOSE SHINY LITTLE CHINESE EYES OF YOURS. 86 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:56,671 - WHO'S THIS GUY? 87 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:59,195 - BAD. - HI, ALL! 88 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,110 - WHY ARE YOU HERE, TODD? 89 00:04:01,153 --> 00:04:03,504 - OKAY, LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT, I GUESS. 90 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:06,246 MY NAME IS TODD PACKER, AND I AM IN RECOVERY. 91 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,856 I'M WORKING THE STEPS. 92 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:10,815 I'M ON STEP EIGHT OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, 93 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:13,253 STEP NINE OF NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS. 94 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:14,993 I'M HERE TO MAKE AMENDS. 95 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:18,040 I'VE BEEN HARD TO DEAL WITH OVER THE PAST YEARS. 96 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,956 KIND OF A JERK. I KNOW IT. 97 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:23,437 I DON'T NEED YOU TO ACCEPT MY APOLOGY, 98 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,091 BUT I'D LOVE IT IF YOU DID. 99 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:28,224 - PACKER, WE ACCEPT. 100 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,965 [all protesting] 101 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:31,183 - ACTUALLY, THEY HAVE A SPECIFIC WAY 102 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:33,011 I NEED TO DO THIS, 103 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:34,317 AND I HAVE TO GO THROUGH EXAMPLES OF STUFF. 104 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,276 OKAY, UH, WHERE TO BEGIN? 105 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:37,886 HEY... 106 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:40,062 PAM-PAM AND HER PAM-PAMS. 107 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:44,545 WELL, I HAVE SAID SOME CRUDE THINGS ABOUT THOSE. 108 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,634 BUT THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL, 109 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:50,159 AND I GUESS THAT'S WHY I ACTED OUT. 110 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:53,380 PAM, I'M SORRY I OBJECTIFIED YOU 111 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:56,600 AND PERSONIFIED YOUR BREASTS. 112 00:04:56,644 --> 00:04:59,777 SORRY, GUYS. 113 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:01,301 OH, BOY. 114 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:05,479 I HAVE NOT BEEN NICE TO YOU. 115 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:06,784 PHYLLY, 116 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:10,092 I'M SORRY FOR THE THINGS I SAID ABOUT YOUR SIZE 117 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,312 TO YOUR FACE, BEHIND YOUR BACK, 118 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,531 AND IN THE FORM OF DRAWINGS. 119 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,664 ACTUALLY, THAT GOES TO ALL YOU DOUBLE XLs. 120 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:18,709 STANLEY, KEVIN... 121 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:20,581 THIS KID IN A FEW YEARS. 122 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:23,453 - TODD, YOU'RE JUST SAYING INSULTS 123 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:25,325 IN THE FORM OF AN APOLOGY. 124 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:27,457 - WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NICE? 125 00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:32,114 TRUTH IS I REALLY LIKE YOU GUYS. I REALLY DO. 126 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:36,248 OKAY, THE APOLOGY'S JUST HALF OF IT. 127 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,250 THE BIG THING IS MAKING AMENDS, 128 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:40,165 AND THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT THESE. 129 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:42,342 I WENT OUT TO THE STEAMTOWN MALL, 130 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:45,345 AND I GOT YOU ALL CUPCAKES FROM THAT PLACE NIPPLES. 131 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:47,521 - THINK IT'S CALLED NIBBLES. 132 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:50,306 - HA. THE MIND SEES WHAT IT WANTS TO, HUH? 133 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,916 - OHH... 134 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,093 - THERE YOU GO. 135 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:01,665 - HEY, HEY, GUYS. WAIT. 136 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,275 BEFORE WE ACCEPT THESE CUPCAKES, 137 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,669 I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION PRIVATELY 138 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:07,149 IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 139 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:09,064 - DON'T EAT THE CUPCAKE. 140 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,547 - [German accent] WE ARE HERE TODAY... 141 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:17,899 TO JOIN THIS WOMAN AND THE GROUND. 142 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,640 MAN IS BORN OF WOMAN, 143 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:23,383 AND HIS LIFE IS FULL OF TURMOIL. 144 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:25,559 - [laughs] 145 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,865 IT'S CRAP SOIL. NOTHING'S GONNA GROW HERE. 146 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:29,911 - IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S A CEMETERY. 147 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:32,348 - YEAH, WELL, I'M SAYING IT'S GARBAGE SOIL, THAT'S ALL. 148 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,437 - WELL, THE ONLY THING WE'RE PLANTING HERE IS DEAD BODIES. 149 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:36,700 - THAT'S FINE, 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT GONNA GROW. 150 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:38,485 - WELL, THANK GOD THEY'RE NOT, 151 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:39,834 BECAUSE WE DON'T WANNA MAKE ZOMBIES. 152 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:42,053 - GOOD. I AGREE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 153 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:43,925 YOU WON'T GET ANY. 154 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:46,580 - WOULD THE FAMILY CARE TO SAY SOMETHING? 155 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:53,369 - YOU HAD BLACK HAIR AND THEN GRAY HAIR. 156 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:57,591 - YOU WERE THE AUNT TO MY COUSINS. 157 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:59,897 MOST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU WERE 5'4". 158 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:02,726 AT THE END, YOU WERE 5'1". 159 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:09,167 - THEY'RE A DESCRIPTIVE PEOPLE. 160 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:13,128 - [whispering] I SEE YOU STARTED WITHOUT ME. 161 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:15,957 - YOU WERE LATE, SO... WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 162 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,349 - HI, FANNY. - HEY. 163 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:18,960 - HOW ARE YOU? - WHO IS THAT? 164 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,875 - DWIGHT'S SISTER. - DWIGHT HAS A SISTER? 165 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,790 - YEAH. 166 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,487 - SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 167 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,054 - BLECH. [scoffs] 168 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:29,840 - HELLO, LITTLE MAN. HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A FEW YEARS. 169 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:32,843 WHA--WHAT IS TH-- OH, GOD. 170 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:35,150 - [inaudible] - WHAT'D HE-- 171 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:39,546 HENRY. - DWIGHT. 172 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,852 - I SEE ESTHER'S BACK IN TOWN. 173 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,593 - HI, DWIGHT. 174 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,856 - HI, ESTHER. NICE OF YOU TO COME TODAY. 175 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:49,991 - THIS WAS ON THE WAY. WE'RE GOING INTO TOWN AFTER. 176 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,993 I NEED YARN. 177 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:53,908 - WELL, IF YOU CAN SNAP TWO CHICKEN NECKS 178 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:55,300 WITH A SINGLE MOTION, 179 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:57,999 WHY USE TWO MOTIONS TO SLAUGHTER THOSE CHICKENS? 180 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:00,480 [chuckles] 181 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:01,959 - WE'RE AT A FUNERAL. THERE'S A FUNERAL GOING ON HERE. 182 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,613 - OKAY. - OKAY. 183 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:05,876 - ANYONE MENTION HER HEIGHT? - YEP. 184 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:09,793 - LAND SIZE? 185 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:12,840 SHIRLEY, AT 1,600 ACRES, 186 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:14,885 YOU HAVE THE LARGEST FARM IN THE AREA, 187 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:17,497 SHARING BORDERS WITH SIX OTHER FARMS 188 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:21,979 INCLUDING MY OWN FARM AND YOUR NEPHEW DWIGHT'S. 189 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,679 OKAY. 190 00:08:28,377 --> 00:08:31,946 - SO...LET'S GET IT GOING. 191 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:34,078 - WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THE HONORS? 192 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:35,863 - OH, RIGHT, UH... 193 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:37,952 YOU KNOW, I-I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO DO THIS. 194 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:39,954 - WE SCHRUTES DON'T NEED SOME HARVARD DOCTOR 195 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:42,391 TO TELL US WHO'S ALIVE AND WHO'S DEAD. 196 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:46,395 BUT THERE WAS AN UNLUCKY STREAK OF BURYING SOME HEAVY SLEEPERS. 197 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:49,093 AND WHEN GRAVE ROBBERS DISCOVERED SOME SCRATCH MARKS 198 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:51,705 ON THE INSIDE OF SOME OF THE COFFINS, 199 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:55,578 WE DECIDED TO MAKE SURE THAT OUR DEAD WERE COMPLETELY DEAD... 200 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,145 OUT OF KINDNESS. 201 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:01,845 [rifle cocks] 202 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:02,977 [gunshot] 203 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:06,067 - THAT'S IT FOR ME. 204 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,461 - I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD EAT PACKER'S CUPCAKES. 205 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,028 WE CAN'T GIVE HIM THE SATISFACTION. 206 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:12,595 - I AGREE. 207 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,379 EVEN THOUGH THAT PLACE HAS A WAY OF MAKING THOSE CUPCAKES 208 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,599 SO THEY'RE DENSE BUT THEY'RE ALSO REALLY FLUFFY. 209 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,862 - WE CAN'T LET HIM BUY OUR FORGIVENESS WITH CUPCAKES. 210 00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:21,038 HE WAS AWFUL TO US. 211 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,997 AND HE STILL IS. 212 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,042 HOW MUCH IS A CUPCAKE, 2.50? 213 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,609 IS THAT THE PRICE OF OUR DIGNITY? 214 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:30,570 - 3.75 A CUPCAKE ACTUALLY, 3.67 IF YOU BUY A DOZEN. 215 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:31,962 I NEVER FORGET A NUMBER. 216 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,921 NAMES, IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER. 217 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:37,664 PLACES, NOPE. FACES, THAT'S RICH. 218 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,274 BUT NUMBERS... 219 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,537 I HAVE A GIFT. 220 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,887 I GUESS THAT'S WHY I'M AN ACCOUNTANT. 221 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:46,934 - HEY, MAN, I DON'T THINK WE'VE MET. 222 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:49,066 I'M CLARK. - OH, I'M TODD. 223 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:53,070 OH, SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A FAT LITTLE RUNT EARLIER. 224 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,290 - YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY THAT. 225 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:56,726 - NO? - NO. 226 00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,336 - WOW! 227 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,903 I'M IN THIS MODE NOW 228 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,296 WHERE I'M APOLOGIZING FOR THOUGHTS THAT ARE IN MY HEAD. 229 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,254 - HMM. [forced chuckle] 230 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,821 - HEY! 231 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:07,476 I HAVE A CRAZY FEELING... 232 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:10,218 THAT YOU ARE REALLY GONNA LIKE THIS. 233 00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:12,133 - MAYBE WE SHOULD EAT THE CUPCAKES. 234 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:14,048 HAVEN'T WE DONE ENOUGH TO PACKER? 235 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:16,398 I MEAN, WE SENT HIM DOWN TO FLORIDA ON A PRANK, 236 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,704 AND YOU DID FIRE HIM. 237 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,140 - I DID. I DID, YES. 238 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,272 AND IT WAS PURELY POLITICAL. HE DID NOTHING WRONG. 239 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:22,752 - WOULD ANY OF YOU BE SAYING ANY OF THIS 240 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,101 IF THE CUPCAKES WERE FROM SUPERMART? 241 00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:26,147 - DO THEY EVEN HAVE A BAKERY ANYMORE? 242 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,670 - THEY DO. IT'S AWFUL! 243 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,064 AND IT'S GETTING WORSE EVERY DAY. 244 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:32,632 - SO IT REALLY IS JUST ABOUT THE CUPCAKES. 245 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,242 - WOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 246 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,374 IT IS JUST ABOUT THE CUPCAKES. 247 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:40,161 - SO WE'RE ALL AGREED NO ONE TOUCHES THOSE CUPCAKES? 248 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,990 - OKAY. - OKAY. 249 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,340 PACKER CAN GO TO HELL. 250 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:50,084 - THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY FUNERAL. 251 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:53,087 AS I GAZE AT LIFE'S BIG SUNSET, 252 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:56,438 I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHERE IT ALL WENT WRONG. 253 00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:59,963 YOU'VE ALL DISAPPOINTED ME GREATLY. 254 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,662 FANNY, A SINGLE MAMA IN THE CITY. 255 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:03,793 - THANK YOU. 256 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:06,056 - JEB, A STREET PUSHER. 257 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,405 - AFTER I LEFT THE ARMY, 258 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:09,799 I BOUGHT A NINE-ACRE WORM FARM 259 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,192 FROM A CALIFORNIAN. 260 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:14,151 TURNS OUT, 261 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:17,111 "WORM" MEANS SOMETHING ELSE OUT THERE, 262 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:21,768 AND I AM NOW IN THE BUSINESS OF... 263 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:24,161 PAIN MANAGEMENT. 264 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:28,122 OR THE SMOKING OF PAIN MANAGEMENT. 265 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:30,994 - I CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT JEB IS A POT FARMER. 266 00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:33,083 HE COULD'VE GROWN ANYTHING. 267 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,998 ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. 268 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:38,480 HE USED TO TALK ABOUT GROWING A PEANUT-GRAPE HYBRID. 269 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:41,657 ONE PLANT, ONE SANDWICH. 270 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,267 - WE CAN'T JUST SIT BY 271 00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:46,444 AND WATCH OUR FAMILY FARM DISAPPEAR. 272 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,185 SO HERE ARE MY TERMS. 273 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,100 DWIGHT, FANNY, JEB. 274 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:56,150 IF YOU COME BACK HOME, I WILL LEAVE YOU MY FARM. 275 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,979 SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. - IS SHE CRAZY? 276 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,676 DWIGHT? - DWIGHT? BUDDY? 277 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,025 - NO, NO, NO. - SNAP OUT OF IT. 278 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,200 [snapping fingers] DWIGHT! 279 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:07,857 - LET'S DO THIS. 280 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,206 LET'S RUN AUNT SHIRLEY'S FARM. 281 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,599 I'M IN. BOOM! 282 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:11,818 - NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT MOVING BACK HERE. 283 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,297 ARE YOU CRAZY? - OF COURSE YOU ARE. 284 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,517 - LOOK, I DON'T WANNA BE MEAN OR, LIKE, INSULTING. 285 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,084 I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT HERE. 286 00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:20,478 BUT, DWIGHT, IT'S JUST THAT FARM LIFE LACKS A CERTAIN... 287 00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,872 SORT OF SOPHISTICATION... - OH, MY GOD. 288 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,134 - THAT CAMI AND I ARE DRAWN TO. 289 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:25,657 AND... [sighs] 290 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,486 I DON'T KNOW, THE MEN ARE JUST--[sighs] 291 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:32,490 IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S A-- A WILLING IGNORANCE. 292 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,579 YES, I-- THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME. 293 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:37,234 I ACTUALLY HAVE WRITTEN A LITTLE BIT OF POETRY. 294 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:40,803 THAT'S CRAZY. AND I WAS RECENTLY PUBLISHED. 295 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:42,500 WHICH IS JUST-- 296 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:43,937 MAYBE I HAVE-- YEP, I DO. 297 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,677 HERE IT IS FROM THE, UM... 298 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:48,593 HARTFORDWOMENSLITQUARTERLY.COM. 299 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,899 [sighs] 300 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,772 A WILLING IGNORANCE BY FANNY SCHRUTE. 301 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,861 [giggles] 302 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,776 - TOTALLY. YEP. 303 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,952 THE PEOPLE HERE ARE LIKE... [blows raspberry] 304 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,823 LIKE A FART. 305 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,172 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? LIKE A FART. 306 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,391 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 307 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,827 LET'S TAKE A COUPLE OF NIGHTS 308 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,134 AND STAY HERE AND THINK ABOUT AUNT SHIRLEY'S OFFER. 309 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,613 - COUPLE OF NIGHTS COULDN'T HURT. 310 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,485 - OH, SOMEHOW I THINK A COUPLE OF NIGHTS COULD HURT. 311 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:11,703 - YOU WILL SAY YES ON ONE. 312 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,836 5, 4, 3, 2. 313 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,446 GET READY TO SAY YES. ONE! 314 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:19,363 YES! - ABSOLUTELY! 315 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,975 GROWING UP WITH DWIGHT AND MOSE WAS NOT EASY. 316 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,847 UH, DWIGHT WAS OBVIOUSLY THE COOL ONE, 317 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,936 AND MOSE WAS THE VISIONARY, 318 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:30,635 WHICH LEFT ME TO BE THE COMEDIAN. 319 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,898 - THAT DOESN'T WORK ON ME... - OKAY. 320 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,160 - BY THE WAY. IT'S NOT-- 321 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,858 - QUATRE, TROIS, DEUX, UN. 322 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,426 OUION UN. OUI, UN! 323 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,557 - VERY CLEVER. - OUI! 324 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:40,907 - OKAY. - OUI, MAIS OUI. 325 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,865 - OUI, OUI, OUI. 326 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,215 - OUI. - OH, MY GOODNESS. 327 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:49,002 - ♪ WHEN WE ARRIVE, SONS AND DAUGHTERS ♪ 328 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:52,353 ♪ WE'LL MAKE OUR HOMES ON THE WATER ♪ 329 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:53,876 ♪ WE'LL BUILD OUR-- 330 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:57,271 - PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF NOSTALGIA. 331 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,707 IF BASEBALL CAN USE IT 332 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,709 TO GET PEOPLE TO CARE ABOUT THAT WORTHLESS SPORT, 333 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,232 THEN I CAN USE IT TO GET MY SIBLINGS 334 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,147 TO CARE ABOUT THE FARM. 335 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:07,542 NOSTALGIA IS TRULY ONE OF THE GREAT HUMAN WEAKNESSES. 336 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,892 SECOND ONLY TO THE NECK. 337 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:14,027 - ♪ WHEN WE ARRIVE, SONS AND DAUGHTERS ♪ 338 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:17,769 ♪ WE'LL MAKE OUR HOMES ON THE WATER ♪ 339 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:20,729 ♪ WE'LL BUILD OUR WALLS ALUMINUM ♪ 340 00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:24,298 ♪ WE'LL FILL OUR MOUTHS WITH CINNAMON ♪ 341 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:27,083 ♪ NOW 342 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,744 - SO I FORGOT ABOUT THIS OLD CUSTOM. 343 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,964 IF A MAN IS INTERESTED IN COURTING A WOMAN, 344 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:41,750 HE MAY THROW THE BEAKS OF A CROW...AT HER. 345 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,492 AND THEN IF SHE'S INTERESTED IN ACCEPTING THE COURTSHIP, 346 00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:47,974 SHE HAS TO DESTROY THE BEAKS. 347 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:58,288 - ♪ WHEN WE ARRIVE, SONS AND DAUGHTERS ♪ 348 00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:01,857 ♪ WE'LL MAKE OUR HOMES ON THE WATER ♪ 349 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,426 ♪ WE'LL BUILD OUR WALLS ALUMINUM ♪ 350 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:08,646 ♪ WE'LL FILL OUR MOUTHS WITH CINNAMON ♪ 351 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:12,912 - HEY, UH, I JUST WANNA SAY I'M SORRY FOR SCREWING YOU. 352 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:15,001 - I'M NOT SORRY ABOUT IT. 353 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,742 - I AM. IT WAS MY ROCK BOTTOM. 354 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:25,925 - KEVIN, YOU CAN DO THIS. - YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 355 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,884 - KEVIN, UM, LET'S THINK OF SOMETHING TO DISTRACT US. 356 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,494 LIKE THE MOVIE SKYFALL. 357 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,192 YOU LOVED THE MOVIE SKYFALL, RIGHT? 358 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,933 - MM-HMM. 359 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,369 - JAMES BOND WAS A SPY. 360 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,980 - YES, HE WAS A GOOD SPY. - YEAH. 361 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,590 HE WAS THE BEST. 362 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,289 JAMES BOND WOULD LOVE THIS CUPCAKE. 363 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,725 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, 364 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:46,554 IT WAS GREAT TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN. 365 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:49,774 TAKE CARE. 366 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,910 I AM GOING THROUGH A 12-STEP PROGRAM. 367 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,434 I'M CURRENTLY ON STEP ZERO... 368 00:15:57,478 --> 00:16:00,524 WHICH IS HAVE A [bleep]LOAD OF FUN. 369 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:03,005 I SPENT SIX HOURS 370 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,703 CAREFULLY REMOVING THE FROSTING 371 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,923 AND THEN LAYERING IN A VARIETY OF DRUGS, 372 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,359 SOME LEGAL, SOME NOT... 373 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,623 SOME LAXATIVE, SOME CONSTIPATING. 374 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,713 YOU DON'T FIRE THE PACKMAN... 375 00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:18,281 AND EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH IT. 376 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:21,067 - GUYS, I'M PROUD OF US. 377 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,766 I THINK WE DID THE RIGHT THING. HEY! 378 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:26,811 - WHAT, PAM? - WAIT! 379 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,944 - HE'S GONE. IT'S JUST A CUPCAKE NOW. 380 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,077 - NO, NO! IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING. 381 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,470 - OH, MY GOD. 382 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,125 I FORGIVE HIM SO MUCH. 383 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,040 - [gagging] 384 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,216 - WHOA! IS HE CHOKING? - KEVIN? 385 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,914 - [coughing] 386 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,796 OH, THAT WAS FANTASTIC. 387 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,284 - IS IT DANGEROUS TO TAKE THE EGGS IN FRONT OF THEM? 388 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,416 - YES, VERY. YOU REALLY NEED TO STAND BACK. 389 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,375 'CAUSE THESE ARE KILLER CHICKENS. 390 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:10,899 - I WAS JUST ASKING YOU SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW. 391 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:13,380 - WHICH IS FINE, AND YOU LEARNED SOMETHING. 392 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:14,772 BUT IT WAS KIND OF A STUPID QUESTION, 393 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,905 SO YOU'RE GONNA GET MADE FUN OF A LITTLE BIT. 394 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,479 - ARE WE GONNA EAT THESE TODAY? 395 00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:26,741 - IF YOU WANT. 396 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,921 - IS THAT A GUILLOTINE? 397 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,401 - THIS? NO. 398 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:35,750 THAT'D BE COOL THOUGH. 399 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,535 IT'S FOR MILKING. 400 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:42,583 - THAT'S A COW? 401 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,411 - DID YOU JUST ASK ME IF THIS WAS A COW? 402 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,242 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? 403 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,374 - [sighs] COME HERE. 404 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:52,288 COME ON. 405 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,943 [milk squirting into bucket] 406 00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:58,642 GRAB A TEAT WITH EACH HAND. SIT DOWN. 407 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,777 THERE YOU GO. SQUEEZE FROM TOP TO BOTTOM. 408 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,126 REALLY PULL, USE SOME MUSCLE. 409 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,260 DRAW THE MILK OUT. ALL RIGHT, GOING ALL RIGHT? 410 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,175 - I DON'T KNOW. 411 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:13,440 - WELL, IS THE UDDER HOT? IS THE MILK CLUMPY? 412 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,485 - I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THAT. - OKAY, YOU SUCK AT THIS. 413 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:18,793 GIMME THOSE TEATS. [clears throat] 414 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,188 DIDN'T YOUR FATHER TEACH YOU ANYTHING? 415 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:26,105 - I NEVER MET HIM. 416 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,063 - GOOD MORNING, ERIN. 417 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,760 - HEY. 418 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:34,983 - HEY, EVERYBODY. 419 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:38,813 UM, I DECIDED TO EAT MY CUPCAKE. 420 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,075 I THOUGHT ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT. 421 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,511 I TALKED TO JIM, I TALKED TO MY SISTER, 422 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:44,732 AND I THINK THAT AS LONG AS TODD PACKER DOESN'T KNOW, 423 00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,386 IT'S OKAY. 424 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:48,997 - I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO, PAM, JUST PLEASE STOP MAKING NOISE. 425 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,129 - PHYLLIS! 426 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,826 - PACKER LACED THE CUPCAKES. 427 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,132 - NO! 428 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,829 - DID YOU GET DIARRHEA OR WERE YOU STONED? 429 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,179 - SOME OF US GOT BOTH. - OH, MY GOD! 430 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,485 IS EVERYONE OKAY? 431 00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,704 - LAST NIGHT, I GOT OUT ALL OF MY OLD DOLLS 432 00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,750 AND PLAYED WITH THEM ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR. 433 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:06,710 THEN I ORDERED TEN AMERICAN GIRL OUTFITS ON LINE. 434 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,191 IT WAS THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. 435 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,889 - WELL, COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY, PHYLLIS. 436 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,717 [whispering] I GOT THE TOILET. 437 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,066 - ME TOO. 438 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,982 - I WENT CHRISTMAS CAROLING... IN MARCH, 439 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,115 AND I FERTILIZED SOME BUSHES ALONG THE WAY. 440 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,030 SO NOT MY BEST NIGHT. 441 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,727 BUT NOT MY WORST NIGHT. 442 00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:26,208 - [sighs] WHAT DID YOU DO, ANDY? 443 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:30,908 - LAST NIGHT! 444 00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,345 OH, GOD, UM... 445 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,435 I DON'T KNOW. NOTH-NOTHING, REALLY. 446 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:38,220 KEVIN? - WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME? 447 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,091 - NO, I'M NOT A-- I JUST--I DON'T KNOW. 448 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,571 [both screaming] 449 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:44,574 OH...GOSH, I ACTUALLY-- 450 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:47,055 IT IS HARD TO RECALL. 451 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:50,972 UM, PRETTY NORMAL NIGHT. 452 00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:54,715 - MY NIGHT WAS JUST LIKE THAT... 453 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,586 YUP. - OKAY. 454 00:19:56,630 --> 00:20:00,373 [pants tearing] - MEANING NORMAL. 455 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,375 - YEAH, I DIDN'T SEE YOU LAST NIGHT AT ALL. 456 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,420 - NOPE, I DID NOT SEE YOU EITHER. 457 00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,205 [Kevin groans loudly] 458 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,993 - WOW! HE IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST HUMAN BEING. 459 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,387 - AH! 460 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,476 - BUT...KEVIN, THAT'S-- 461 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,608 - YEAH, NO, I UNDERSTAND, PAM. 462 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,349 I UNDERSTAND. 463 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:22,786 - NO. OHH. 464 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:27,574 - SO THAT'S IT. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE AMENDS. 465 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,622 - WOW. - THAT'S BIG OF YOU, MAN. 466 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:33,841 TAKES A LOT OF COURAGE. 467 00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:36,539 - OOH. RED VELVET. 468 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:37,671 I SHOULD APOLOGIZE TOO. 469 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,629 - IT'S OKAY. 470 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,936 I'M OVER IT. 471 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,561 - ♪ WHEN WE ARRIVE, SONS AND DAUGHTERS... ♪ 472 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:02,435 - OOH, THIS IS NO NINE-ACRE WORM FARM. 473 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,437 THIS IS A BEAST. 474 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,569 WHOEVER'S MANAGING THIS THING IS GONNA HAVE A HELL OF A JOB. 475 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,310 - MM-HMM. 476 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:11,313 - NOT IT. - NOT IT. 477 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,054 - IT. 478 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,190 IF YOUR KID DOESN'T PUT IN SOME FARM TIME, 479 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,801 OR HE'S GONNA STAY LIKE THAT. 480 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:23,282 - [chuckles] ALL RIGHT, FINE.