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–嘿，冠军们
–早上好

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四分之一决赛一小时后开始
希望你睡了会儿

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因为今晚我要去你的噩梦里缠着你

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我睡了，还睡得很好

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是吗？

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昨天是分公司纸飞机比赛的第一轮

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是由韦恩海默纸业赞助的

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目的是让我们帮他们销售更多新产品

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韦恩海默纸业公司
气流高级A4纸

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气流高级A4纸
纸中的卡迪拉克

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这东西对环境不太友好
希望你们懂我的意思

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基本上就是塑料做的

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一开始有16个勇敢的航空家参与

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有人用技巧

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有人靠表演

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还有的似乎不知道纸飞机是何物

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当然还有一些心碎和灾难的尴尬时刻

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我的眼镜好像落在某个地方了

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借过

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我没看见你！
你应该大声喊“借过！”的

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对不起

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好吧，这算是我的成绩吗？

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现在只剩下八个精英了

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纸飞机比赛

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好吧，是七个加上托比

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斯克兰顿欢迎你

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办公室

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“小心那个烧杯
里面含有危险的酸性物质！”

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上面没有“危险”二字
也没有感叹号

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我只是…
我是想说得生动一些

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上周我有了经纪人
这周我得到了片约

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HRPDC化学品处理准则

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会有无数的化工行业工人争相观看

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其中有人说不定是布拉德皮特哥哥的表亲
接着我就一举成名了

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再见到我，就是在《点球成金2》了

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–安迪？
–走开！我们在练台词呢

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–你不是想看我黏糊糊的眼睛吗？
–好吧，过来

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眼睛里的那些东西会把我逼疯的
就是…哇

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我甚至…简直不忍直视，你还是走吧

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–快走
–好吧，我去把它弄得更黏糊点

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–我们晚点再说
–好的

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–好了，我们刚说到哪了？
–我们停在“装满酸性物质”

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“记住，不要试图用水来灭化学火焰

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“只会令火势加剧，危险的火焰”

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很好，伙计
我得走了

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等下，别走，哪都别去

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我需要多找些不同的感觉

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我们再试六次

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嘿，我只想说你早上和孩子一起起床
让我继续睡

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–我非常感激
–谢谢

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我谢谢你心存感激

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那么，我们去做了几次咨询

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一点不丢人
大家都把心里话拿到台面上说

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–我们还有家庭作业
–是的

55
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我们要寻找每一个认可或感谢

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对方的牺牲的机会

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因为我需要感谢帕姆
在我住在费城时

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对家庭的付出

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我们还要对彼此坦诚相待

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因为如果我早点说出
我不想搬去费城的真实想法

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也许我们就不必来做婚姻咨询了

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我们得把所有我们不想做的事情
称为“机会

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注意了，各位

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如果你们今天有事需要我
那就排到明天吧

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卡拉费恩帮我争取到了演出机会

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–嘿
–是的

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卡拉费恩是谁？

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卡拉费恩是谁？这个…

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她是我的经纪人
也是我的教官

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也是我最好的朋友

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对了，奥斯卡，我已经想好了
如果需要演哭戏的话

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我就想想你被参议员甩掉的事

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你干嘛不想想你自己的生活？
艾琳刚甩了你

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太直接了吧，不厚道，奥斯卡

75
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–但你刚才还…
–不厚道

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好吧，第二天了

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仓库里的比拼已经白热化了

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这是韦恩海默纸业的罗伯特

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他将在决赛期间加入我们的裁判团队

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–有人四分之一决赛很激动吗
–我很激动

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–卡拉克死定了
–好吧

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看来有人想把这个赢回家啊

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两千美金

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–天哪
–哇

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内莉，你没说还有钱拿

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我说了，我告诉过你们

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因为那…这么多钱我不可能忘记说的

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我们都不记得你说过两千块的事

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是我忘了，完全忘了

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但至少现在我知道

91
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那家伙干嘛拿着大纸板了

92
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内莉，这是一项比赛，拜托你认真点

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拜托

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我？我很好啊

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我是说，当然，和参议员分手后
我过得有点凄惨

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但我的新公寓足够我跟菲利普

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和丁奇和昆可帕斯
和斑比二号，还有包力克贝金斯

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和阿拉贡夫人和她的十只猫一起住了

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天哪，过来，抱抱

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我和德怀特有机会和好的
但我没抓住

101
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而我现在破产了，他继承了一个庄园
如果这时我回头

102
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我就成了书中想要坑庄园主的掘金女了

103
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我主动现身安吉拉
但她拒绝了我

104
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如果她改变心意，就得拿出点行动来

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我现在和艾斯特在一起
她比安吉拉年轻

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更强壮，更能适应施过肥的土地的味道

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说到施肥的土地，老实说

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安吉拉最多也就是漠不关心

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–宽翅膀啊，有意思
–嘿！离远点好吗？

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我是说，祝你比赛好运

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在孤儿院长大，你想要任何东西
都得和其他孩子竞争

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零食、枕头，领养父母

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我有点担心皮特看到那一面的我

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我有次曾把贪婪的苏珊的小辫子扯了下来

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就为了一把麦片

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–那个纸品纪录片里也有你吗？
–是的

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–你需要经纪人吗？
–不

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我是说，你没有任何表演经验

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他只是我的随从

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我高中时演过《绿野仙踪》

121
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那就是那个噼里啪啦的东西

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他啪一下那个，然后有个人说“开拍”

123
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嘿，我让他们给你弄了椅子

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明星

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我手里的艺人都有椅子坐

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我能给你拍张照吗？

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我猜这就开始了

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好的，当然，没问题

129
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这样吧，我抱着你，然后我来自拍

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我们只是需要你头顶的照片

131
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以防我们把你的头发烧掉了

132
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明白了

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抱歉

134
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不对，你别抬头，直到…

135
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好的

136
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好了，下面上场的两位选手
一个大一个小

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凯文对战安吉拉

138
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好耶

139
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嘿，这飞机真不错
你自己做的吗？

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我在想什么呢？
当然是你自己做的了

141
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因为规则说得很清楚

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飞机必须自己折

143
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当然

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凯文，你是自己做的吗？

145
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是的，算是吧

146
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我在分类广告中买了一个
然后照着叠的

147
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–哦天哪
–我要求重叠

148
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不

149
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–不是吧？
–你不能这样

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谢谢

151
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你这是拍马屁

152
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这是一张纸，你把它叠成纸飞机

153
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好吧，够了，你已经用掉一包纸了
你必须选一个

154
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我选不出来，我每一个都喜欢

155
00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:09,990
而它们都飞不起来
所以就更难选了

156
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你现在必须选一个

157
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好吧

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–安吉拉晋级
–很好

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德怀特是在挺我吗？

160
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我没注意到

161
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我不会放弃

162
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我会一直叠下去，直到有一个能飞

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就像韦伯
和欧维尔瑞登巴区那样

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给女士来一杯伯爵茶

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谢谢

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我知道也很感谢你特地为我买泡了茶

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谢谢，我喜欢被感谢

168
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但是，说实话，我并不是特地买的

169
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因为我自己也想喝，所以顺便买了你的

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说实话

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我从三月起改喝咖啡了

172
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,256
公司有台新的浓缩咖啡机

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00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,884
但我还是知道也感谢你的好意

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准备，开拍

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本视频是要展示
HPRDC化学品的处理准则

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这些准则将避免你遭受严重伤害
甚至是死亡

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好，停

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你干嘛一直笑？

179
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我脑补自己是个科学家

180
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很享受自己的工作

181
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好吧，这次别笑试试

182
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那你们想…我该怎么做？

183
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我不知道，就像是播新闻之类的

184
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–好的
–可以吗？开拍

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本视频是要展示
HPRDC化学品处理准则

186
00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,508
这是汤姆布洛考，新闻主播啊，拜托

187
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–那是谁啊？
–汤姆布洛考

188
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–加油，克拉克！
–加油，克拉克！

189
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:05,731
耶！吃屎吧，猪头！吃屎吧！

190
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,067
我们还要共事呢，所以别搞得太过火

191
00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:12,446
我听不到你说什么

192
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:13,530
你吃饱了没？

193
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,366
好吧，你知道吗
这真的完全没必要

194
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,535
–你已经停了，打住吧
–艾琳，艾琳

195
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,245
–什么？
–放松

196
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,080
下面出场的是德怀特和菲利斯

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00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,375
–你能行的，宝贝
–不，你不行，宝贝

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你会呛到的

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好好学着点

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德怀特打败了菲利斯
德怀特，你直接晋级半决赛

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–太好了
–好啊

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–艾斯特，你怎么…
–嘿

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00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,566
你来早了

204
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,569
我拔鸡毛超级快
因为我知道今晚要见你

205
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,072
所以，鸡块上会有几根毛

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或者枕头里有些碎肌肉

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我喜欢鸡块里有鸡毛

208
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:05,165
好了，女士们先生们
现在剩下最终四位选手了

209
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,501
德怀特，艾琳，安吉拉

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还有鬼知道怎么进决赛的托比

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你们其中的一位会拿走两千美金

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耶！

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好吧，这里你撞翻了烧杯

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化学品溅到了眼睛里

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–那非常痛啊
–是的

216
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我已经开始回忆一些不堪的童年往事

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00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,980
–来酝酿情绪了
–太好了

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然后你就到洗眼台来

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洗一下眼睛

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把化学品冲洗出来

221
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:43,745
我是不是就只需要弯下腰
然后水的特效后期加上？

222
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什么水的特效？

223
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,583
用一只手把眼皮撑开

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让水流清洗眼球

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像这样

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这种特技我不想亲自做

227
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如果需要我裸体，没问题
像莉娜杜汉姆那样 但是我…

228
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,139
伙计，我们不需要你裸体，好吧？

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绝对不需要

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洗眼就行，好吗？
就这点要求

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达瑞尔，我该怎么办？

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00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,482
等下，我正在用显微镜观察我的痰呢

233
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,527
那场戏我要用真的水洗眼睛呢

234
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,947
–那又怎样？
–我没办法往眼球上喷东西

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我从没用过眼药水

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所以，安迪，你知道怎么用了吧？

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00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:26,413
你踩上踏板，水就会射进你眼睛里

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卡拉！

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卡拉！

240
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T和A的时间到了

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有请托比和安吉拉

242
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天哪！

243
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,767
天哪，好了，轮到你了

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–那么，安吉拉赢了
–太好了

245
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我们有必要为那个小女子喝彩吗？

246
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,451
有，我同情她

247
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她本可以拥有一切

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现在却一无所有

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她是赌徒吗？

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可以这么说吧，但不是歌里唱的
让人们起立欢呼的那种

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太悲哀了

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安迪，你再不把眼球送到机器那里

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00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:28,391
我就打电话给宾州东北部所有的制片方

254
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:32,729
让你连监视镜头前的出境机会都没有

255
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怎么这么久？

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–演员哭了
–天哪

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她冲我吼

258
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我没法洗眼睛
我做不到，真的

259
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:58,129
安迪伯纳德没办法把水射进眼睛里
这会把他吓个半死

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但你知道谁能做到吗？

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00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,136
老男人实验室助理一号

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你相信我？

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我相信

264
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我想回家

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耶！好了，来挑战我吧

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00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,203
–好吧
–该死

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该死！天哪…

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抱歉，好吧，我没事

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–好了
–我气疯了

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–是啊
–因为我不喜欢输，皮特

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我要…抱歉，我发飙了，皮特
我真的很生气

272
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,632
我想赢
我们本来要赢好多钱的

273
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,759
我还想给你买件毛衣，这太蠢了

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整个比赛都蠢透了
这感觉…

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–抱歉，我太生气了
–没关系

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我不喜欢输，我以为我会赢的

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–好了，嘿
–抱歉

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00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,439
我要上楼去…

279
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,192
我定了个日子
带我妈出去吃晚饭

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感谢她帮我们带孩子

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00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:06,323
你知道我多感激和你妈妈相处的机会

282
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,075
我把这个加到日历上

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00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,869
我很感激

284
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:14,789
你这么热心负责地把这件事加到日历上

285
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,916
谢谢，你妈妈是块宝

286
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,336
我知道有些机会可能令人不太开心…

287
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,712
抱歉，工作上的事，等一下

288
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,214
嘿，韦德
科尔汉默斯回电话了吗？

289
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,550
好极了，很好

290
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,011
说实话，如果你能挂掉电话我很感激

291
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,387
因为我们正说到一半呢

292
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,186
我感激你的牺牲

293
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,523
说实话，你听上去似乎在讽刺我啊

294
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,442
我感觉不太公平

295
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:43,777
真的吗？

296
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,780
几个月来都是我自己哄孩子睡觉

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00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,032
而你不过是少接一通电话而已

298
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,950
这就是你的实话吗，吉姆？
真的是你的实话吗？

299
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,245
我还是把真话咽下去吧

300
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,873
你们嗑嗨了吗？

301
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,751
如果是的话，我说实话

302
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,503
能不能让我也牺牲一下

303
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:05,215
下次嗑药的时候也带上我

304
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,050
我们没有嗑嗨

305
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,804
我希望半年年就开始

306
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,139
我心里感觉…

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00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,266
很堵

308
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:23,108
马克47号准备起飞

309
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,740
少用点浆糊

310
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,664
好了，准备，开拍

311
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,506
停

312
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,717
–我们可以在后期处理掉声音
–好

313
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:51,261
–我可以做得更好
–没关系，可以了

314
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,804
我说了我可以做得更好

315
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,433
–达瑞尔
–开拍

316
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,156
这孩子会演戏

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00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,368
是啊

318
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,914
每位参赛者扔两架飞机

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00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,709
–你先来
–谢谢

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00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,921
天哪

321
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,675
安吉拉的第一扔，太糟糕了

322
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,635
德怀特

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00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,557
天哪！我手滑了，真可惜

324
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,101
怎么会这样？天哪

325
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:43,897
我们希望你赢
德怀特跟我说了你的处境

326
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,607
真可怜

327
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,568
好好利用那笔钱

328
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,069
好吗？

329
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:51,905
好了

330
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,326
好吧

331
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,913
你再作弊试试

332
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,182
赢家有了，是德怀特

333
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:22,101
所有人都是赢家，因为比赛终于结束了

334
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,146
两千，是吧？

335
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,358
我认识一个家伙能把那变成八百块

336
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,818
给你个提示，那个人就是我

337
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:34,030
我觉得你比我更需要那笔钱，对吗？

338
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,615
好好利用

339
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,162
我今天对德怀特太失望了

340
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,164
他故意示弱，让我很不舒服

341
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,708
尽管是为了我

342
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,170
我不需要同情
也不需要施舍

343
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:54,634
我有我自己的尊严，那就够了
只要我还有尊严，就会好的

344
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:10,400
我知道这样很奇怪，很难

345
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,403
但我想我们是有进步的

346
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:19,200
抱歉我得走了
但我们要坚持下去

347
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,870
–好吗？
–好的

348
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:04,954
吉姆！

349
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,087
谢谢

350
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,507
–好了，一路顺风，再见
–再见

351
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:19,928
嘿

352
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,311
我…

353
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,122
“爱是恒久忍耐，又有慈悲

354
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,291
“爱不是傲慢

355
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,710
“爱是宽容

356
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,171
“是相信

357
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:59,133
“爱是希望，是忍耐”

358
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,844
“爱永不停息

359
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,931
“信仰，希望和爱

360
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,809
“将会永存

361
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:12,355
“但最伟大的还是爱”

362
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:22,115
–我爱你
–我爱你