1 00:00:01,566 --> 00:00:04,265 [cheerful music] 2 00:00:04,308 --> 00:00:12,055 ♪ 3 00:00:35,426 --> 00:00:37,254 - I'M TAKING SOME TIME OFF FROM WORK-- 4 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:38,908 WELL, MY OTHER WORK-- 5 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:43,347 BECAUSE WE NEEDED IT. 6 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:44,696 - IT'S GREAT. 7 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,785 - IT'S GREAT. 8 00:00:46,829 --> 00:00:48,657 - THE PHONE'S BEEN RINGING OFF THE HOOK. 9 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,398 THE GUYS IN PHILLY ARE KIND OF GOING NUTS. 10 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:52,878 - THAT DOESN'T MATTER. 11 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:55,577 THIS DOES. 12 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:58,275 IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS. 13 00:00:58,319 --> 00:01:00,103 WE'VE HAD SOME REALLY NICE DAYS TOGETHER. 14 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:01,844 - MM-HMM. 15 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:02,845 NICE MORNING TOO. 16 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:05,587 - BEESLY. OH, MY GOD. 17 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:10,200 - HEY. 18 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:13,160 WHICH TIE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A GUY WHO LIKES SOFAS? 19 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,336 MY AGENT'S PUTTING ME UP FOR A FURNITURE COMMERCIAL. 20 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:17,947 - AH. DEFINITELY BLUE. 21 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:21,559 - TOTALLY, RIGHT? 22 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:24,867 SO, BIG TUNA, WHAT'S UP? BACK IN THE SMALL POND? 23 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,521 - FOR NOW, YEAH, YEAH. 24 00:01:26,564 --> 00:01:28,653 I WAS JUST SPREADING MYSELF WAY TOO THIN-- 25 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,612 - THIN-SLICED TUNA. CARPACCIO. 26 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:31,830 GO ON. 27 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:33,876 - UH, WELL, IT TOOK ME A WHILE, 28 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:37,184 BUT I FINALLY REALIZED THAT I CAN'T GIVE 100% 29 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:38,924 TO TWO THINGS AT ONCE, YOU KNOW? 30 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:41,362 - YEAH. TELL ME ABOUT IT. 31 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:44,365 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO ACT AND MANAGE THIS BRANCH. 32 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:45,409 HALF THE TIME, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M WEARING 33 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:48,456 MY STAGE MAKEUP OR MY WORK MAKEUP. 34 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:49,674 - HUH. 35 00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:51,154 WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING, 36 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:53,287 SO YOU GOTTA ASK YOURSELF WHAT MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST. 37 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:56,159 JUST GO ALL IN FOR WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT. 38 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:59,206 THAT'S MY NEW THING. 39 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:12,219 - WHOA. 40 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:14,134 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 41 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:17,267 - NO. EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY. 42 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,531 THE COUNTY TOOK MY CATS. 43 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:22,054 - WAIT, ALL OF THEM? 44 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:24,274 - TWO SACKS' WORTH. 45 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:27,669 APPARENTLY, MY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAS RULES 46 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:32,021 ABOUT HOW MANY PETS ARE TOO MANY FOR A STUDIO. 47 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:35,981 AND WHILE I WAS OUT PICKING PHILIP UP 48 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:38,680 FROM DAY CARE, THEY CAME. 49 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:41,335 THEY CAME INTO MY HOUSE. 50 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:43,815 - THAT'S--THAT'S AWFUL, ANGELA. I'M SO SORRY. 51 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:46,470 - IT'S THE [bleep] THAT LIVES DOWNSTAIRS. 52 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:49,125 SHE'S THIS UPTIGHT, JUDGMENTAL SHREW. 53 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,779 YOU KNOW THE TYPE. 54 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:55,566 - I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE THAT. 55 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:58,221 - AND THEY'RE GONE. 56 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:01,964 AND I HAVE NO ONE LEFT. 57 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:03,835 WITHOUT MY CATS, 58 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:08,449 I AM UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY ALONE. 59 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:10,929 - ANGELA, YOU STILL HAVE YOUR SON. 60 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:13,454 - [scoffs] I GUESS. 61 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:15,804 - ATTENTION, EVERYONE. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 62 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:21,462 THERE ARE FOUR NEW DEADLY WEAPONS IN THIS OFFICE. 63 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:24,247 BASHER, THRASHER, CRASHER, AND-- 64 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:26,206 - SMASHER. - "SMASHER"? 65 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:27,337 NO. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 66 00:03:27,381 --> 00:03:28,425 FIREBALL. 67 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:30,471 AAH! 68 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:32,734 THIS MORNING, AFTER HOURS OF COMBAT 69 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:34,344 WITH SOME OF THE CITY'S BEST TEENAGERS, 70 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:37,782 I EARNED MY BLACK BELT IN GOJU RYUMARTIAL ARTS. 71 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:39,480 I HAD TO FIND A NEW DOJO 72 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:41,264 AFTER SENSEI IRA AND I PARTED WAYS. 73 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,179 MY NEW SENSEI, SENSEI BILLY, 74 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,920 THOUGHT I HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH TRAINING 75 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,182 TO TAKE THE TEST. 76 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,751 TURNS OUT SENSEI IRA WAS A BIT OF A SHYSTER. 77 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:52,188 SENSEI BILLY SAYS MOST STUDENTS 78 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,843 DON'T SPEND $150,000 OVER 20 YEARS 79 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:55,974 TO GET THEIR BLACK BELT. 80 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:58,194 I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU ALL 81 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,456 TO MY BLACK BELT CEREMONY, 82 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:02,720 RIGHT HERE IN THE OFFICE AT LUNCH... 83 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:04,853 LUNCH NOT PROVIDED. 84 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:14,428 - FIREBALL! - AAH! 85 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:15,994 THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. 86 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,562 - THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. I FEEL SAFE. 87 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,442 - HEY, ERIN. IS ANDY IN? 88 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:32,228 - OH, IS ANDY IN? 89 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,361 SORRY, I-I THOUGHT YOU SAID "IS INDIAN?" 90 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:36,232 AND I WAS LIKE, "IS INDIAN WHAT?" 91 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,755 [chuckles] 92 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:39,540 IS INDIAN FOOD GOOD? 93 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,411 IS INDIAN JEWELRY PRETTY? 94 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:43,500 IS INDIAN HAIR AN EXPENSIVE KIND OF WIG? 95 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:45,372 YES TO ALL THREE, BY THE WAY. 96 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:47,939 LATELY, I'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE 97 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,376 KEEPING TRACK OF ANDY'S CALENDAR. 98 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:52,379 HIS STUDENT-FILM AUDITION SCHEDULE IS CRAZY HECTIC. 99 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:53,641 YES. THERE'S ANDY. 100 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:55,033 ANDY IS IN. I'M A GOOD RECEPTIONIST. 101 00:04:55,077 --> 00:04:56,252 I KNOW HE'S IN. 102 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,994 - DAVID WALRUS IN HIS NATIVE HABITAT. 103 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:00,387 - [laughs uncomfortably] HEY, ANDY. 104 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:01,910 CAN WE GO IN YOUR OFFICE AND TALK? 105 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,172 - YEAH. 106 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:05,348 - THIS ISN'T GONNA BE AN EASY CONVERSATION. 107 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,263 I TOLD ANDY THAT HE WAS ON VERY THIN ICE 108 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,700 WHEN HE SNUCK AWAY FOR THREE MONTHS TO THE CARIBBEAN. 109 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:11,963 THEN LAST WEEK, HE USED COMPANY MONEY 110 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:14,226 TO BUY A TOP-OF-THE-LINE PHOTO PRINTER. 111 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:17,621 IN HIS WORDS, "THE KIND THAT'S GOOD FOR HEAD SHOTS." 112 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:21,190 AND YESTERDAY HE ASKED ME TO PAY FOR CHEEK IMPLANTS. 113 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:23,105 CLAIMS IT'S GOING TO BOOST OFFICE MORALE. 114 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:24,628 NOW, HE'S A GOOD GUY. 115 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,544 BUT HONESTLY, AT A CERTAIN POINT, 116 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:29,372 THE ICE GETS TOO THIN, 117 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,983 AND YOU FALL THROUGH. 118 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:34,116 AND THAT IS WHEN YOU GET FIRED. 119 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:38,468 - ANDY-- 120 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:40,427 - I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 121 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:43,212 DAVID, THIS DOCUMENTARY IS GOING TO AIR IN TWO WEEKS. 122 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:45,388 I FEEL LIKE IT'S A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY 123 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:46,563 TO PURSUE MY DREAM. 124 00:05:46,607 --> 00:05:48,173 - UH-HUH. BUT-- 125 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:50,915 - EVERY MINUTE THAT I SPEND HERE 126 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:53,483 IS TIME NOT SPENT MAKING AUDITION VIDEOS 127 00:05:53,527 --> 00:05:56,921 FOR REALITY-DATING, COOKING, OR SINGING SHOWS. 128 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,793 I GOT A REAL SHOT HERE. 129 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:02,144 AND I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FORGIVE MYSELF 130 00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:03,537 IF I BLEW IT BECAUSE I WAS TOO FOCUSED 131 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,539 ON MY STUPID PAPER-COMPANY JOB. 132 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:06,931 NO OFFENSE. 133 00:06:06,975 --> 00:06:09,281 - SO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN TOO FOCUSED ON YOUR JOB? 134 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:11,109 - AT MY LAST HEAD-SHOT SITTING, 135 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:12,197 I WAS SO DISTRACTED 136 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:13,808 WONDERING WHAT I WAS MISSING AT WORK 137 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:15,679 THAT I CAME ACROSS TOTALLY MANIC. 138 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:18,378 AND I WAS GOING FOR ZANY. 139 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,467 - [chuckles] 140 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,512 SO YOU--YOU WANT TO QUIT DUNDER MIFFLIN 141 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:23,513 TO PURSUE ACTING? 142 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:26,168 - WELL, NO, ACTUALLY. 143 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:30,302 I SEE NO REASON TO LIMIT MYSELF TO JUST ACTING. 144 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:33,393 I AM PURSUING FAME OF ANY KIND. 145 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:35,960 COULD BE SINGING. COULD BE DANCING. 146 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,484 I DON'T--IT JUST-- 147 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:41,270 I OWE IT TO MYSELF AND MY FUTURE FANS. 148 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:44,186 - UH, WELL, I GUESS I CAN'T STAND 149 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:47,407 IN THE WAY OF A MAN'S DREAM. 150 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,496 AND IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE THE GIFT. 151 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:54,457 - THANK YOU, DAVID. 152 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:55,980 - THERE'S PROBABLY NO WAY I CAN TALK YOU 153 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,504 INTO STAYING AT THIS POINT, HUH? 154 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:59,984 - NOPE. I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND. 155 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:01,116 I'M REALLY SORRY. 156 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,683 - WELL, GOOD LUCK. 157 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:04,598 - HEY, THANK YOU. 158 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:05,599 NOT GONNA NEED IT. 159 00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:09,472 - OKAY. - [chuckles] 160 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:13,607 - [breathes deeply] 161 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:14,651 [laughs] 162 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:17,045 - WELL, THAT KIND OF WORKED OUT. 163 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:20,091 - I THINK JUST ABOUT ANYBODY COULD BE A STAR-- 164 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:22,311 MY POSTMAN, THE NIGHT JANITOR HERE. 165 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,879 BUT ANDY? NO, DEFINITELY NOT. 166 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:26,620 CHARISMA BLACK HOLE. 167 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,844 - OH. CLARK. 168 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:36,543 I'M ACTUALLY HERE TODAY. SURPRISE. 169 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:39,197 SO I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE I COULD HAVE MY DESK BACK. 170 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:40,547 - RIGHT. YEAH. 171 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:42,592 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN WORKING 172 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:44,594 PRETTY HARD HERE ON A DAILY BASIS. 173 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:46,770 SO I KIND OF FEEL LIKE I'VE EARNED THIS. 174 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:47,989 I MEAN, YOU KNOW? - YOU TOTALLY HAVE. 175 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:49,077 YOU HAVE EARNED IT. 176 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,297 BUT MAYBE I COULD BE WITH MY WIFE. 177 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:53,647 IT'S KIND OF THE WHOLE REASON WHY I'M HERE. 178 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:54,735 - RIGHT. 179 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,563 WELL, I'M HERE TO SELL PAPER. 180 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:57,999 [knocks on desk] 181 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:01,393 - BURN. - WOW. 182 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:06,398 - ALL RIGHT, JIM, LOOK, I JUST GOT MADE JUNIOR SALESMAN. 183 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:08,139 RIGHT? AND--AND WALLACE IS HERE TODAY. 184 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:09,532 AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO JUST THINK OF ME 185 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:13,101 AS A CUSTOMER-SERVICE REP THAT SITS IN THE ANNEX. 186 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:15,495 I MEAN, YOU CAN GET THAT, RIGHT? RIGHT? 187 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:17,714 AND WHAT DO YOU NEED MORE FACE TIME WITH WALLACE FOR? 188 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:22,545 YOU TRYING TO GET A-- A SECOND SECOND JOB HERE? 189 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:23,807 - IT'S OKAY. 190 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,374 YOU CAN SIT IN THE ANNEX. 191 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:28,856 - WHAT? - I'LL COME VISIT YOU. 192 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,208 - OKAY. 193 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,775 THE ANNEX IT IS. 194 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,124 I'LL BE SITTING AT YOUR DESK, 195 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,604 IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU. 196 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:38,909 - IT'S FINE WITH ME. HAVE FUN. 197 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,302 BUT BE CAREFUL. 198 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:42,304 IT IS VERY EASY TO GET LOST 199 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:46,743 IN PETE'S BEAUTIFUL, DEAD EYES. 200 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:50,094 - EVERYONE, A LITTLE BREAKING NEWS FOR YOU. 201 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:52,357 JUST HAD A LITTLE CHAT WITH DAVID WALLACE. 202 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:55,099 AND, UM, I'M TAKING A LEAVE OF ABSENCE 203 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:57,798 FROM DUNDER MIFFLIN FOREVER. 204 00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,582 - I CAN'T SAY WE DIDN'T SEE IT COMING, 205 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:02,454 BUT IT'S A SAD DAY WHEN ANYBODY IS FIRED. 206 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:03,760 WE'RE SO SORRY, ANDY. 207 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,545 - UH, UH, UH, UH, ANDY WAS NOT FIRED. 208 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:06,981 - I WASN'T FIRED. 209 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:09,157 [chuckling] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 210 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,769 I'M FIRED UP. YES. 211 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:14,597 GUYS, I'M-- I'M LEAVING TO PURSUE 212 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:17,295 MY LIFELONG DREAM OF BEING FAMOUS. 213 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:20,734 - OH, ANDY. [all mumbling] 214 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:24,607 - YEAH, SO I'LL SEE YOU ON THE RED CARPET. 215 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,566 [solitary clapping, mumbling continues] 216 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,133 'CAUSE SEE, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. 217 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:31,571 - ANDY SINGS BEAUTIFULLY, 218 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:33,616 AND HE'S REALLY GOOD AT DANCING. 219 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,618 HE'S A GOOD SPEAKER. 220 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:38,969 BUT THERE'S JUST SOMETHING THERE YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT. 221 00:09:42,451 --> 00:09:44,496 - HEY, HOW AM I DOING AS YOUR DESK MATE, BY THE WAY? 222 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:46,890 YOU PROBABLY MISS CLARK. 223 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:49,023 - YEAH, A LITTLE BIT. 224 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:51,068 - OH, WOW. BUT, UM--OH, I GET THAT-- 225 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:53,331 - OH, NO, NO. NO, IT'S COOL. 226 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,769 - I GET IT. - IT'S COOL, MAN. 227 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:58,380 I'M SURE YOU AND I WILL HAVE OUR OWN THING. 228 00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:00,774 - YEAH. DEFINITELY. 229 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:03,472 GO PHILLIES, RIGHT? 230 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:06,475 YOU DON'T WATCH BASEBALL. I KEEP FORGETTING THAT. 231 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:09,478 - I JUST THINK YOU'RE GOING INTO THIS A LITTLE FAST. 232 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:12,089 - I'M 38, DARRYL. HOW MUCH SLOWER SHOULD I GO? 233 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,222 - SHOW BUSINESS IS COLD. 234 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,354 LET'S SAY YOU GET A JOB, WHICH YOU PROBABLY WON'T. 235 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:19,140 THEY'RE NOT GONNA CUT YOU ANY SLACK. 236 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,664 YOU'RE MEANT FOR A JOB WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF SLACK. 237 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,405 - [chuckles] 238 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,755 ALL RIGHT. I GET IT. 239 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:29,890 THE MALE IS A FUNNY SPECIES. 240 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,587 WE DON'T JUST TELL EACH OTHER HOW WE FEEL. 241 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,023 THAT'S CHICK STUFF. 242 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:37,332 SO INSTEAD OF SAYING, "HEY, ANDY, I LOVE YOU, MAN. 243 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,508 I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE," 244 00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:42,467 YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE, 245 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,295 "HEY, ANDY, YOU'RE MAKING THE WORST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE. 246 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,733 YOU'RE NOT TALENTED." 247 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:49,692 WELL... 248 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:52,434 RIGHT BACK AT YOU, DARRYL. 249 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,788 [sighs] 250 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:02,400 I'M GONNA MISS YOU TOO. 251 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,446 MMM! 252 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,274 - ANDY'S FROM THE GENERATION THAT THINKS 253 00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:07,754 THEY SHOULD ALL BE FAMOUS. 254 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,320 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GENERATION 255 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:11,583 THAT KNEW YOU SHUT UP, DID YOUR WORK, 256 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:13,977 AND DIED QUIETLY FROM A HEART ATTACK? 257 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:17,328 - COULD ANDY MAKE IT AS AN ENTERTAINER? 258 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:18,373 I DON'T KNOW. 259 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,983 YOU KNOW WHO'S REALLY FUNNY? 260 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:23,291 THIS BIRD IN THE PARK THAT CAN'T FLY RIGHT. 261 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:25,467 I'D PAY TO SEE HIM. 262 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:28,949 BUT I DON'T HAVE TO, 'CAUSE THE PARK IS FREE. 263 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,867 both: HYUH! HYAH! 264 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,303 - I WILL NOW PERFORM 265 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,347 THE CEREMONIAL CHANGING OF THE BELTS. 266 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,001 - [shouting] HE WILL NOW PERFORM 267 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:40,264 THE CEREMONIAL CHANGING OF THE BELTS. 268 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:42,092 - IT'S NOT A LARGE ROOM. I THINK THEY HEARD ME. 269 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,746 - TAKE MY BELT, MASTER. 270 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,706 I NOW SUBMIT TO YOU EVERY PART OF MYSELF. 271 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:47,837 - THAT'S REALLY OKAY. 272 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:50,144 I'M MOSTLY FOCUSED ON THE BELT HERE. 273 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:52,581 - JUST SLIP IT OFF MY-- SLIP IT OFF MY HIPS. 274 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:55,758 - HOLD IT-- TAKE A STEP BACK. 275 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,194 TAKE A STEP BACK. 276 00:11:57,238 --> 00:12:00,458 [sighs] 277 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,156 OKAY, OKAY, I CAN'T-- 278 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:05,289 I CAN'T DO THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THRUSTING LIKE THAT, OKAY? 279 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:09,076 I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO CUT THIS OFF. 280 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,251 - HE WILL NOW PERFORM 281 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:13,733 THE CEREMONIAL CUTTING OFF OF THE BELT. 282 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,517 HE--OH. 283 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,737 - [sighs] 284 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,565 - GAH! HYAH! 285 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:24,178 - DWIGHT HAS BEEN PRACTICING KARATE FOR YEARS. 286 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,527 WHEN WE WERE DATING, 287 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:28,008 I WOULD HELP HIM WITH HIS STRENGTH TRAINING. 288 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:30,010 HE WOULD STRAP ME TO HIS CHEST 289 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:33,100 IN A BABY BJORN MADE FOR FAT CHILDREN 290 00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:37,060 AND DO LUNGES ACROSS THE FARM. 291 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,454 I FELT LIKE I WAS FLYING. 292 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,542 - THERE IT IS. [applause] 293 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,587 [grunts] 294 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:45,982 - CONGRATULATIONS. - WE DID IT. WE DID IT. 295 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,375 I LOVE YOU. - OKAY. 296 00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:50,073 - THANKS. 297 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,248 [clears throat] 298 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:55,165 I WILL NOW PERFORM MY FINAL KATA FORMS. 299 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:58,473 YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH ME, RIGHT? - YES, I WILL. 300 00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:01,693 - [shouting] 301 00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,391 SENSEI, YOU'RE NOT WATCHING. - YEAH, I'M WATCHING. 302 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,045 JUST DO IT. 303 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:08,091 - [shouting] 304 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,659 [exhales sharply] 305 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,838 HO! HA! 306 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,274 WATCHING? - I'M WATCHING. 307 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:20,582 - [grunting] WATCH THIS PART, OKAY? 308 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,889 HUH, GAH! GAH! 309 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:27,371 HA, HA, WHOO. - OH! 310 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:31,027 - SENSEI, DO YOU GENERALLY DO HOUSE CALLS LIKE THIS? 311 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:33,073 - UH, YOU CAN JUST CALL ME BILLY. 312 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,292 AND, NO. NO, BUT DWIGHT INSISTED. 313 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,685 HE WANTED TO RECEIVE HIS BLACK BELT 314 00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,469 IN THE PLACE HE LOVES MOST IN THE WORLD. 315 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,949 - HE SAID THAT? 316 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,822 [Dwight continues karate shouts] 317 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:47,609 HE'S AN ODD GUY, ISN'T HE? - YES. 318 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,959 IRRITATING... ALSO, YES. 319 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,482 BUT I GOT TO HAND IT TO HIM, 320 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,789 HE IS ONE OF THE MOST TENACIOUS AND DETERMINED MEN 321 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,443 I'VE EVER MET. 322 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,445 - HYUAH! HAH! 323 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,273 HUT! 324 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:02,450 [exhales sharply] 325 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:03,625 HA--AH! 326 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:06,410 UNH! KYAH! 327 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:10,153 [growls softly] 328 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,503 HA! AHAH! AAH! 329 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:16,551 [applause] 330 00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,205 - OH! 331 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:21,208 I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, SCHROOBERRY BLUE. 332 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,080 [laughter] 333 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,564 - I REALLY FELT LIKE I ALMOST LOST HER. 334 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,000 AND--AND NOTHING IS WORTH THAT. 335 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,481 - BOY, I TELL YOU, JIM, A LOT OF GUYS IN MY CIRCLE-- 336 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,483 THEY WOULDN'T EVEN CHANGE THEIR GOLF SCHEDULE 337 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:36,614 TO SHORE UP THEIR MARRIAGE, 338 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:41,358 LET ALONE THEIR PROFESSIONAL GOALS. 339 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:44,579 - DUDE, THERE IS NO WAY THAT JIM IS JUST BACK HERE 340 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,189 TO "HANG OUT WITH PAM." 341 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:49,889 - [scoffs] YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. 342 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,674 YOU DON'T KNOW PAM. SHE IS REALLY COOL. 343 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,764 - ALL I'M SAYING IS, FORGET ABOUT MY CHAIR. 344 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,809 HE WANTS THE MANAGER'S CHAIR. 345 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,159 AND I THOUGHT YOU WANTED THAT JOB. 346 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,595 - YEAH, I DID. 347 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:03,946 BUT I MADE TOO MANY MISTAKES. 348 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,253 IT'S OUT OF MY REACH NOW. 349 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:10,387 BESIDES, I THINK JIM WOULD BE A FINE MANAGER. 350 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:14,217 I'D BE HAPPY TO SEE JIM AS MANAGER. 351 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,219 - SO THE REASON I CALLED YOU IN HERE 352 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:17,873 IS BECAUSE ANDY IS MOVING ON. 353 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,092 - AGAIN. 354 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,789 - AGAIN. [chuckles] 355 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:25,533 AND I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW MANAGER. 356 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:28,275 AND WITH HIS PERFORMANCE THIS YEAR, 357 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:32,366 I HAVE BEEN CONSIDERING DWIGHT. 358 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,456 AM I CRAZY? 359 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,327 - NOT AT ALL. 360 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,548 IT SHOULD BE DWIGHT. 361 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:43,638 - [sighs] YOU SURE? 362 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:44,813 - YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO INVEST 363 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,249 IN A LOT MORE LIABILITY INSURANCE, 364 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,990 BUT, UH... - YEAH. 365 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:51,254 - HEY, IF THERE'S SOMEONE WHO LOVES PAPER MORE THAN DWIGHT, 366 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,039 I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO MEET THAT PERSON. 367 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,780 - [chuckles] 368 00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:58,696 [sighs] 369 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:02,962 - ANDY, WE JUST WONDERED IF WE COULD HAVE A WORD. 370 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,267 - IT'S NOW OR NEVER. 371 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:05,834 - WELL, WE JUST HAD A QUICK QUESTION 372 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,879 ABOUT THIS DECISION OF YOURS... 373 00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:10,404 YOU KNOW, TO LEAVE A STABLE JOB 374 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:14,016 AND PURSUE A CAREER IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS 375 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,409 IN YOUR LATE 30s 376 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,454 WITH NO SAVINGS TO FALL BACK ON 377 00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,891 AND NO REAL CONNECTIONS IN THAT BUSINESS, 378 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:22,764 WHICH CAN BE COMPETITIVE. 379 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,374 - YEAH, SURE. WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION? 380 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:28,291 - OUR QUESTION IS... 381 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,859 IT SEEMS DUMB. 382 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,904 - WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN STICKING AROUND HERE 383 00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,471 AND HALF-ASSING IT, RIGHT? 384 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:35,951 - OF COURSE. 385 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:40,564 BUT WHAT IF YOU WERE TO STAY HERE, 386 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:44,046 YOU KNOW, AND "FULL-ASS" IT? 387 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,092 - YEAH. - UM, REALLY GIVE IT A GO? 388 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:49,530 BE THE GREATEST MANAGER IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BRANCH 389 00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:50,922 AND IN THAT WAY, 390 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,924 ACHIEVE THE FAME AND IMMORTALITY THAT YOU SEEK? 391 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,057 HMM? 392 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,320 - NAH. I LIKE MY PLAN BETTER. 393 00:16:57,364 --> 00:17:01,237 - WELL, ANDY, YOUR PLAN SUCKS, OKAY? 394 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:04,371 NOBODY IS GOING TO HIRE YOU, EVER. 395 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,374 YOU'RE TOO CHARACTER-Y TO BE A LEAD, 396 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:10,333 AND YOU'RE NOT FAT ENOUGH TO BE A GREAT CHARACTER ACTOR. 397 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,814 - WHAT? 398 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,991 - NO, I DON'T THINK HE CAN MAKE IT AS AN ACTOR. 399 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,950 BUT HE ALSO CAN'T MAKE IT AS AN EMPLOYEE IN AN OFFICE, 400 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:22,041 SO, YOU KNOW, WHY NOT GO NUTS WITH IT? 401 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:25,783 - HEY, ARE YOU STILL IN CHARGE OF OFFICE SUPPLIES? 402 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,786 - YES. YEAH. 403 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,919 - I SEEM TO HAVE A STICKY-NOTE EMERGENCY, 404 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,834 WHERE I GRAB IT ON THE WRONG END, 405 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:35,445 AND THEN THIS HAPPENS. - OH, BOY, UM... 406 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,578 - YEAH, IF YOU COULD HELP ME OUT, THAT WOULD BE-- 407 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:40,102 - I COULD GIVE YOU SOME BEGINNER STICKIES? 408 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,756 - ANYTHING WOULD HELP. THANK YOU. 409 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:42,844 - OKAY. HERE YOU GO. 410 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,498 - OH, ALSO, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, 411 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:47,327 IF YOU DID HAVE A SALT PACKET, THREE TACKS, AND SOME ASPIRIN, 412 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,458 THAT'D BE GREAT. 413 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,765 OH, WOW. YOU HAVE THAT. - MM-HMM. 414 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,854 - WOW, THAT'S-- - IT'S ALL YOURS. 415 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,856 - YOU COME SO PREPARED. - [chuckles] 416 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,858 - ASPIRIN. 417 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,294 IF YOU WANT TO GET RID OF A HEADACHE, 418 00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,469 YOU SIT ON SOMETHING SHARP. 419 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,689 ANY SENSEI WILL TELL YOU THAT. 420 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:05,432 - HEY, CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT BLACK BELT, MAN. 421 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,782 IT'S REALLY GREAT. 422 00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:10,785 - THANK YOU. 423 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,656 SO I SAW YOU TALKING TO WALLACE EARLIER. 424 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,223 IS HE GOING TO OFFER YOU THE MANAGER'S JOB? 425 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,878 - NO. 426 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,749 HE WAS MAYBE THINKING OF YOU FOR IT. 427 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,708 - YEAH, RIGHT. 428 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,927 I'M AFRAID THAT SHIP HAS SAILED. 429 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,800 - I WOULDN'T BE TOO SURE ABOUT THAT. 430 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:28,542 JUST SAYING. 431 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,764 - [whistling] 432 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,723 - [whistling] 433 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,725 - HELLO. - WELL, HELLO. 434 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:38,943 - BIG DAY FOR YOU. 435 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,336 - BIG DAY FOR YOU. - THANK YOU. 436 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,033 - LOVE THE BELT. - OH, YES. 437 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:43,774 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT KARATE, 438 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,515 BUT I HAVE BROKEN A FEW BOARDS IN MY DAY. 439 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:46,821 - HI-YAH. [chuckles] 440 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,867 - DIVING BOARDS AT MY FAMILY POOL IN REDDING. 441 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,042 I WAS AN OBESE CHILD. 442 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,696 I NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT HERE, 443 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:56,352 BUT NARD DOG'S OUTTA HERE, SO LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT. 444 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:57,832 - THIS IS EXCITING. 445 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,747 YOU'RE FINALLY GONNA GET TO GO OUT AND FLAP YOUR WINGS. 446 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,792 - THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT. 447 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,968 'CAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT. 448 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,056 - OH, I DOUBT YOU'LL MAKE IT. 449 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,102 VERY FEW DO WHO TRY TO BE A STAR. 450 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,409 BUT LISTEN, YOU'VE SAVED UP ENOUGH MONEY 451 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:10,801 TO TAKE A COUPLE OF YEARS OFF 452 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:13,369 AND PURSUE YOUR DREAM AND HAVE SOME FUN, RIGHT? 453 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:16,938 - NO, I JUST APPLIED FOR MORE OVERDRAFT PROTECTION. 454 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,810 - ANDY, I HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN FROM GETTING YOU TO STAY 455 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,812 AND EVERYTHING TO GAIN FROM YOU LEAVING. 456 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,205 BUT, PLEASE, I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR YEARS. 457 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,251 I HAVE SEEN YOU PERFORM. 458 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,340 DEAR GOD, DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB. 459 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,083 - [Cockney accent] NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE 460 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,824 TO HIM WHO WILL TRY. 461 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,043 [normal voice] ALEXANDER THE GREAT, 462 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,088 IF HE WERE COCKNEY. 463 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:42,093 - YOU'RE BAD. 464 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,795 - I'M GONNA MAKE IT. 465 00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,405 EVERY PERSON WHO'S BEEN ON CONAN 466 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,626 HAS A CRAZY STORY ABOUT HOW THEY MADE IT... 467 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,802 EVERY PERSON. 468 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,152 ERIN... 469 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,762 HONEST ERIN, CANNOT TELL A LIE. 470 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:01,287 - OH. - WE LAID TOGETHER. 471 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:04,246 THAT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN'T TAKE BACK. 472 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,074 - SO TRUE. 473 00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,859 IS THERE A QUESTION, OR ARE--WHAT? 474 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,209 - WILL YOU TELL ME BLUNTLY? 475 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,472 DO YOU THINK I'M MAKING A TERRIBLE MISTAKE 476 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,300 QUITTING MY JOB TO BECOME AN ACTOR? 477 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,911 - BLUNTLY? YES. 478 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,782 HUGE MISTAKE. 479 00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:22,177 ANDY, HONESTLY, I THINK YOU MIGHT BECOME HOMELESS 480 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,702 OR MAYBE EVEN STARVE. 481 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:28,792 - THANK YOU. 482 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:37,671 - YOU CAN STAY ON AS A SALESMAN, ANDY. 483 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:40,413 - THANK YOU. 484 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,374 - [clears throat] 485 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:48,421 DWIGHT, COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SECOND, PLEASE?