[cheerful music]
♪
- I'M TAKING SOME TIME OFF FROM WORK--
WELL, MY OTHER WORK--
BECAUSE WE NEEDED IT.
- IT'S GREAT.
- THE PHONE'S BEEN RINGING OFF THE HOOK.
THE GUYS IN PHILLY ARE KIND OF GOING NUTS.
- THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
THIS DOES.
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS.
WE'VE HAD SOME REALLY NICE DAYS TOGETHER.
- MM-HMM.
NICE MORNING TOO.
- BEESLY. OH, MY GOD.
- HEY.
WHICH TIE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A GUY WHO LIKES SOFAS?
MY AGENT'S PUTTING ME UP FOR A FURNITURE COMMERCIAL.
- AH. DEFINITELY BLUE.
- TOTALLY, RIGHT?
SO, BIG TUNA, WHAT'S UP? BACK IN THE SMALL POND?
- FOR NOW, YEAH, YEAH.
I WAS JUST SPREADING MYSELF WAY TOO THIN--
- THIN-SLICED TUNA. CARPACCIO.
GO ON.
- UH, WELL, IT TOOK ME A WHILE,
BUT I FINALLY REALIZED THAT I CAN'T GIVE 100%
TO TWO THINGS AT ONCE, YOU KNOW?
- YEAH. TELL ME ABOUT IT.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO ACT AND MANAGE THIS BRANCH.
HALF THE TIME, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M WEARING
MY STAGE MAKEUP OR MY WORK MAKEUP.
- HUH.
WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING,
SO YOU GOTTA ASK YOURSELF WHAT MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST.
JUST GO ALL IN FOR WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT.
THAT'S MY NEW THING.
- WHOA.
- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
- NO. EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY.
THE COUNTY TOOK MY CATS.
- WAIT, ALL OF THEM?
- TWO SACKS' WORTH.
APPARENTLY, MY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAS RULES
ABOUT HOW MANY PETS ARE TOO MANY FOR A STUDIO.
AND WHILE I WAS OUT PICKING PHILIP UP
FROM DAY CARE, THEY CAME.
THEY CAME INTO MY HOUSE.
- THAT'S--THAT'S AWFUL, ANGELA. I'M SO SORRY.
- IT'S THE [bleep] THAT LIVES DOWNSTAIRS.
SHE'S THIS UPTIGHT, JUDGMENTAL SHREW.
YOU KNOW THE TYPE.
- I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE THAT.
- AND THEY'RE GONE.
AND I HAVE NO ONE LEFT.
WITHOUT MY CATS,
I AM UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY ALONE.
- ANGELA, YOU STILL HAVE YOUR SON.
- [scoffs] I GUESS.
- ATTENTION, EVERYONE. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
THERE ARE FOUR NEW DEADLY WEAPONS IN THIS OFFICE.
BASHER, THRASHER, CRASHER, AND--
- SMASHER. - "SMASHER"?
NO. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
FIREBALL.
AAH!
THIS MORNING, AFTER HOURS OF COMBAT
WITH SOME OF THE CITY'S BEST TEENAGERS,
I EARNED MY BLACK BELT IN GOJU RYUMARTIAL ARTS.
I HAD TO FIND A NEW DOJO
AFTER SENSEI IRA AND I PARTED WAYS.
MY NEW SENSEI, SENSEI BILLY,
THOUGHT I HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH TRAINING
TO TAKE THE TEST.
TURNS OUT SENSEI IRA WAS A BIT OF A SHYSTER.
SENSEI BILLY SAYS MOST STUDENTS
DON'T SPEND $150,000 OVER 20 YEARS
TO GET THEIR BLACK BELT.
I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU ALL
TO MY BLACK BELT CEREMONY,
RIGHT HERE IN THE OFFICE AT LUNCH...
LUNCH NOT PROVIDED.
- FIREBALL! - AAH!
THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
- THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. I FEEL SAFE.
- HEY, ERIN. IS ANDY IN?
- OH, IS ANDY IN?
SORRY, I-I THOUGHT YOU SAID "IS INDIAN?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "IS INDIAN WHAT?"
[chuckles]
IS INDIAN FOOD GOOD?
IS INDIAN JEWELRY PRETTY?
IS INDIAN HAIR AN EXPENSIVE KIND OF WIG?
YES TO ALL THREE, BY THE WAY.
LATELY, I'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE
KEEPING TRACK OF ANDY'S CALENDAR.
HIS STUDENT-FILM AUDITION SCHEDULE IS CRAZY HECTIC.
YES. THERE'S ANDY.
ANDY IS IN. I'M A GOOD RECEPTIONIST.
I KNOW HE'S IN.
- DAVID WALRUS IN HIS NATIVE HABITAT.
- [laughs uncomfortably] HEY, ANDY.
CAN WE GO IN YOUR OFFICE AND TALK?
- YEAH.
- THIS ISN'T GONNA BE AN EASY CONVERSATION.
I TOLD ANDY THAT HE WAS ON VERY THIN ICE
WHEN HE SNUCK AWAY FOR THREE MONTHS TO THE CARIBBEAN.
THEN LAST WEEK, HE USED COMPANY MONEY
TO BUY A TOP-OF-THE-LINE PHOTO PRINTER.
IN HIS WORDS, "THE KIND THAT'S GOOD FOR HEAD SHOTS."
AND YESTERDAY HE ASKED ME TO PAY FOR CHEEK IMPLANTS.
CLAIMS IT'S GOING TO BOOST OFFICE MORALE.
NOW, HE'S A GOOD GUY.
BUT HONESTLY, AT A CERTAIN POINT,
THE ICE GETS TOO THIN,
AND YOU FALL THROUGH.
AND THAT IS WHEN YOU GET FIRED.
- ANDY--
- I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
DAVID, THIS DOCUMENTARY IS GOING TO AIR IN TWO WEEKS.
I FEEL LIKE IT'S A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY
TO PURSUE MY DREAM.
- UH-HUH. BUT--
- EVERY MINUTE THAT I SPEND HERE
IS TIME NOT SPENT MAKING AUDITION VIDEOS
FOR REALITY-DATING, COOKING, OR SINGING SHOWS.
I GOT A REAL SHOT HERE.
AND I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FORGIVE MYSELF
IF I BLEW IT BECAUSE I WAS TOO FOCUSED
ON MY STUPID PAPER-COMPANY JOB.
NO OFFENSE.
- SO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN TOO FOCUSED ON YOUR JOB?
- AT MY LAST HEAD-SHOT SITTING,
I WAS SO DISTRACTED
WONDERING WHAT I WAS MISSING AT WORK
THAT I CAME ACROSS TOTALLY MANIC.
AND I WAS GOING FOR ZANY.
- [chuckles]
SO YOU--YOU WANT TO QUIT DUNDER MIFFLIN
TO PURSUE ACTING?
- WELL, NO, ACTUALLY.
I SEE NO REASON TO LIMIT MYSELF TO JUST ACTING.
I AM PURSUING FAME OF ANY KIND.
COULD BE SINGING. COULD BE DANCING.
I DON'T--IT JUST--
I OWE IT TO MYSELF AND MY FUTURE FANS.
- UH, WELL, I GUESS I CAN'T STAND
IN THE WAY OF A MAN'S DREAM.
AND IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE THE GIFT.
- THANK YOU, DAVID.
- THERE'S PROBABLY NO WAY I CAN TALK YOU
INTO STAYING AT THIS POINT, HUH?
- NOPE. I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
- WELL, GOOD LUCK.
- HEY, THANK YOU.
NOT GONNA NEED IT.
- OKAY. - [chuckles]
- [breathes deeply]
[laughs]
- WELL, THAT KIND OF WORKED OUT.
- I THINK JUST ABOUT ANYBODY COULD BE A STAR--
MY POSTMAN, THE NIGHT JANITOR HERE.
BUT ANDY? NO, DEFINITELY NOT.
CHARISMA BLACK HOLE.
- OH. CLARK.
I'M ACTUALLY HERE TODAY. SURPRISE.
SO I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE I COULD HAVE MY DESK BACK.
- RIGHT. YEAH.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN WORKING
PRETTY HARD HERE ON A DAILY BASIS.
SO I KIND OF FEEL LIKE I'VE EARNED THIS.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW? - YOU TOTALLY HAVE.
YOU HAVE EARNED IT.
BUT MAYBE I COULD BE WITH MY WIFE.
IT'S KIND OF THE WHOLE REASON WHY I'M HERE.
- RIGHT.
WELL, I'M HERE TO SELL PAPER.
[knocks on desk]
- BURN. - WOW.
- ALL RIGHT, JIM, LOOK, I JUST GOT MADE JUNIOR SALESMAN.
RIGHT? AND--AND WALLACE IS HERE TODAY.
AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO JUST THINK OF ME
AS A CUSTOMER-SERVICE REP THAT SITS IN THE ANNEX.
I MEAN, YOU CAN GET THAT, RIGHT? RIGHT?
AND WHAT DO YOU NEED MORE FACE TIME WITH WALLACE FOR?
YOU TRYING TO GET A-- A SECOND SECOND JOB HERE?
- IT'S OKAY.
YOU CAN SIT IN THE ANNEX.
- WHAT? - I'LL COME VISIT YOU.
- OKAY.
THE ANNEX IT IS.
I'LL BE SITTING AT YOUR DESK,
IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
- IT'S FINE WITH ME. HAVE FUN.
BUT BE CAREFUL.
IT IS VERY EASY TO GET LOST
IN PETE'S BEAUTIFUL, DEAD EYES.
- EVERYONE, A LITTLE BREAKING NEWS FOR YOU.
JUST HAD A LITTLE CHAT WITH DAVID WALLACE.
AND, UM, I'M TAKING A LEAVE OF ABSENCE
FROM DUNDER MIFFLIN FOREVER.
- I CAN'T SAY WE DIDN'T SEE IT COMING,
BUT IT'S A SAD DAY WHEN ANYBODY IS FIRED.
WE'RE SO SORRY, ANDY.
- UH, UH, UH, UH, ANDY WAS NOT FIRED.
- I WASN'T FIRED.
[chuckling] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'M FIRED UP. YES.
GUYS, I'M-- I'M LEAVING TO PURSUE
MY LIFELONG DREAM OF BEING FAMOUS.
- OH, ANDY. [all mumbling]
- YEAH, SO I'LL SEE YOU ON THE RED CARPET.
[solitary clapping, mumbling continues]
'CAUSE SEE, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
- ANDY SINGS BEAUTIFULLY,
AND HE'S REALLY GOOD AT DANCING.
HE'S A GOOD SPEAKER.
BUT THERE'S JUST SOMETHING THERE YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT.
- HEY, HOW AM I DOING AS YOUR DESK MATE, BY THE WAY?
YOU PROBABLY MISS CLARK.
- YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
- OH, WOW. BUT, UM--OH, I GET THAT--
- OH, NO, NO. NO, IT'S COOL.
- I GET IT. - IT'S COOL, MAN.
I'M SURE YOU AND I WILL HAVE OUR OWN THING.
- YEAH. DEFINITELY.
GO PHILLIES, RIGHT?
YOU DON'T WATCH BASEBALL. I KEEP FORGETTING THAT.
- I JUST THINK YOU'RE GOING INTO THIS A LITTLE FAST.
- I'M 38, DARRYL. HOW MUCH SLOWER SHOULD I GO?
- SHOW BUSINESS IS COLD.
LET'S SAY YOU GET A JOB, WHICH YOU PROBABLY WON'T.
THEY'RE NOT GONNA CUT YOU ANY SLACK.
YOU'RE MEANT FOR A JOB WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF SLACK.
- [chuckles]
ALL RIGHT. I GET IT.
THE MALE IS A FUNNY SPECIES.
WE DON'T JUST TELL EACH OTHER HOW WE FEEL.
THAT'S CHICK STUFF.
SO INSTEAD OF SAYING, "HEY, ANDY, I LOVE YOU, MAN.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE,"
YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE,
"HEY, ANDY, YOU'RE MAKING THE WORST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE.
YOU'RE NOT TALENTED."
WELL...
RIGHT BACK AT YOU, DARRYL.
[sighs]
I'M GONNA MISS YOU TOO.
MMM!
- ANDY'S FROM THE GENERATION THAT THINKS
THEY SHOULD ALL BE FAMOUS.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GENERATION
THAT KNEW YOU SHUT UP, DID YOUR WORK,
AND DIED QUIETLY FROM A HEART ATTACK?
- COULD ANDY MAKE IT AS AN ENTERTAINER?
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW WHO'S REALLY FUNNY?
THIS BIRD IN THE PARK THAT CAN'T FLY RIGHT.
I'D PAY TO SEE HIM.
BUT I DON'T HAVE TO, 'CAUSE THE PARK IS FREE.
both: HYUH! HYAH!
- I WILL NOW PERFORM
THE CEREMONIAL CHANGING OF THE BELTS.
- [shouting] HE WILL NOW PERFORM
THE CEREMONIAL CHANGING OF THE BELTS.
- IT'S NOT A LARGE ROOM. I THINK THEY HEARD ME.
- TAKE MY BELT, MASTER.
I NOW SUBMIT TO YOU EVERY PART OF MYSELF.
- THAT'S REALLY OKAY.
I'M MOSTLY FOCUSED ON THE BELT HERE.
- JUST SLIP IT OFF MY-- SLIP IT OFF MY HIPS.
- HOLD IT-- TAKE A STEP BACK.
[sighs]
OKAY, OKAY, I CAN'T--
I CAN'T DO THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THRUSTING LIKE THAT, OKAY?
I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO CUT THIS OFF.
- HE WILL NOW PERFORM
THE CEREMONIAL CUTTING OFF OF THE BELT.
HE--OH.
- [sighs]
- GAH! HYAH!
- DWIGHT HAS BEEN PRACTICING KARATE FOR YEARS.
WHEN WE WERE DATING,
I WOULD HELP HIM WITH HIS STRENGTH TRAINING.
HE WOULD STRAP ME TO HIS CHEST
IN A BABY BJORN MADE FOR FAT CHILDREN
AND DO LUNGES ACROSS THE FARM.
I FELT LIKE I WAS FLYING.
- THERE IT IS. [applause]
[grunts]
- CONGRATULATIONS. - WE DID IT. WE DID IT.
I LOVE YOU. - OKAY.
- THANKS.
[clears throat]
I WILL NOW PERFORM MY FINAL KATA FORMS.
YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH ME, RIGHT? - YES, I WILL.
- [shouting]
SENSEI, YOU'RE NOT WATCHING. - YEAH, I'M WATCHING.
JUST DO IT.
- [shouting]
[exhales sharply]
HO! HA!
WATCHING? - I'M WATCHING.
- [grunting] WATCH THIS PART, OKAY?
HUH, GAH! GAH!
HA, HA, WHOO. - OH!
- SENSEI, DO YOU GENERALLY DO HOUSE CALLS LIKE THIS?
- UH, YOU CAN JUST CALL ME BILLY.
AND, NO. NO, BUT DWIGHT INSISTED.
HE WANTED TO RECEIVE HIS BLACK BELT
IN THE PLACE HE LOVES MOST IN THE WORLD.
- HE SAID THAT?
[Dwight continues karate shouts]
HE'S AN ODD GUY, ISN'T HE? - YES.
IRRITATING... ALSO, YES.
BUT I GOT TO HAND IT TO HIM,
HE IS ONE OF THE MOST TENACIOUS AND DETERMINED MEN
I'VE EVER MET.
- HYUAH! HAH!
HUT!
[exhales sharply]
HA--AH!
UNH! KYAH!
[growls softly]
HA! AHAH! AAH!
[applause]
- OH!
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, SCHROOBERRY BLUE.
[laughter]
- I REALLY FELT LIKE I ALMOST LOST HER.
AND--AND NOTHING IS WORTH THAT.
- BOY, I TELL YOU, JIM, A LOT OF GUYS IN MY CIRCLE--
THEY WOULDN'T EVEN CHANGE THEIR GOLF SCHEDULE
TO SHORE UP THEIR MARRIAGE,
LET ALONE THEIR PROFESSIONAL GOALS.
- DUDE, THERE IS NO WAY THAT JIM IS JUST BACK HERE
TO "HANG OUT WITH PAM."
- [scoffs] YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.
YOU DON'T KNOW PAM. SHE IS REALLY COOL.
- ALL I'M SAYING IS, FORGET ABOUT MY CHAIR.
HE WANTS THE MANAGER'S CHAIR.
AND I THOUGHT YOU WANTED THAT JOB.
- YEAH, I DID.
BUT I MADE TOO MANY MISTAKES.
IT'S OUT OF MY REACH NOW.
BESIDES, I THINK JIM WOULD BE A FINE MANAGER.
I'D BE HAPPY TO SEE JIM AS MANAGER.
- SO THE REASON I CALLED YOU IN HERE
IS BECAUSE ANDY IS MOVING ON.
- AGAIN.
[chuckles]
AND I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW MANAGER.
AND WITH HIS PERFORMANCE THIS YEAR,
I HAVE BEEN CONSIDERING DWIGHT.
AM I CRAZY?
- NOT AT ALL.
IT SHOULD BE DWIGHT.
- [sighs] YOU SURE?
- YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO INVEST
IN A LOT MORE LIABILITY INSURANCE,
BUT, UH... - YEAH.
- HEY, IF THERE'S SOMEONE WHO LOVES PAPER MORE THAN DWIGHT,
I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO MEET THAT PERSON.
- [chuckles]
[sighs]
- ANDY, WE JUST WONDERED IF WE COULD HAVE A WORD.
- IT'S NOW OR NEVER.
- WELL, WE JUST HAD A QUICK QUESTION
ABOUT THIS DECISION OF YOURS...
YOU KNOW, TO LEAVE A STABLE JOB
AND PURSUE A CAREER IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS
IN YOUR LATE 30s
WITH NO SAVINGS TO FALL BACK ON
AND NO REAL CONNECTIONS IN THAT BUSINESS,
WHICH CAN BE COMPETITIVE.
- YEAH, SURE. WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?
- OUR QUESTION IS...
IT SEEMS DUMB.
- WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN STICKING AROUND HERE
AND HALF-ASSING IT, RIGHT?
- OF COURSE.
BUT WHAT IF YOU WERE TO STAY HERE,
YOU KNOW, AND "FULL-ASS" IT?
- YEAH. - UM, REALLY GIVE IT A GO?
BE THE GREATEST MANAGER IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BRANCH
AND IN THAT WAY,
ACHIEVE THE FAME AND IMMORTALITY THAT YOU SEEK?
HMM?
- NAH. I LIKE MY PLAN BETTER.
- WELL, ANDY, YOUR PLAN SUCKS, OKAY?
NOBODY IS GOING TO HIRE YOU, EVER.
YOU'RE TOO CHARACTER-Y TO BE A LEAD,
AND YOU'RE NOT FAT ENOUGH TO BE A GREAT CHARACTER ACTOR.
- WHAT?
- NO, I DON'T THINK HE CAN MAKE IT AS AN ACTOR.
BUT HE ALSO CAN'T MAKE IT AS AN EMPLOYEE IN AN OFFICE,
SO, YOU KNOW, WHY NOT GO NUTS WITH IT?
- HEY, ARE YOU STILL IN CHARGE OF OFFICE SUPPLIES?
- YES. YEAH.
- I SEEM TO HAVE A STICKY-NOTE EMERGENCY,
WHERE I GRAB IT ON THE WRONG END,
AND THEN THIS HAPPENS. - OH, BOY, UM...
- YEAH, IF YOU COULD HELP ME OUT, THAT WOULD BE--
- I COULD GIVE YOU SOME BEGINNER STICKIES?
- ANYTHING WOULD HELP. THANK YOU.
- OKAY. HERE YOU GO.
- OH, ALSO, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
IF YOU DID HAVE A SALT PACKET, THREE TACKS, AND SOME ASPIRIN,
THAT'D BE GREAT.
OH, WOW. YOU HAVE THAT. - MM-HMM.
- WOW, THAT'S-- - IT'S ALL YOURS.
- YOU COME SO PREPARED. - [chuckles]
- ASPIRIN.
IF YOU WANT TO GET RID OF A HEADACHE,
YOU SIT ON SOMETHING SHARP.
ANY SENSEI WILL TELL YOU THAT.
- HEY, CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT BLACK BELT, MAN.
IT'S REALLY GREAT.
- THANK YOU.
SO I SAW YOU TALKING TO WALLACE EARLIER.
IS HE GOING TO OFFER YOU THE MANAGER'S JOB?
- NO.
HE WAS MAYBE THINKING OF YOU FOR IT.
- YEAH, RIGHT.
I'M AFRAID THAT SHIP HAS SAILED.
- I WOULDN'T BE TOO SURE ABOUT THAT.
JUST SAYING.
- [whistling]
- HELLO. - WELL, HELLO.
- BIG DAY FOR YOU.
- THANK YOU.
- LOVE THE BELT. - OH, YES.
- YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT KARATE,
BUT I HAVE BROKEN A FEW BOARDS IN MY DAY.
- HI-YAH. [chuckles]
- DIVING BOARDS AT MY FAMILY POOL IN REDDING.
I WAS AN OBESE CHILD.
I NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT HERE,
BUT NARD DOG'S OUTTA HERE, SO LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT.
- THIS IS EXCITING.
YOU'RE FINALLY GONNA GET TO GO OUT AND FLAP YOUR WINGS.
- THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT.
'CAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT.
- OH, I DOUBT YOU'LL MAKE IT.
VERY FEW DO WHO TRY TO BE A STAR.
BUT LISTEN, YOU'VE SAVED UP ENOUGH MONEY
TO TAKE A COUPLE OF YEARS OFF
AND PURSUE YOUR DREAM AND HAVE SOME FUN, RIGHT?
- NO, I JUST APPLIED FOR MORE OVERDRAFT PROTECTION.
- ANDY, I HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN FROM GETTING YOU TO STAY
AND EVERYTHING TO GAIN FROM YOU LEAVING.
BUT, PLEASE, I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR YEARS.
I HAVE SEEN YOU PERFORM.
DEAR GOD, DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB.
- [Cockney accent] NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
TO HIM WHO WILL TRY.
[normal voice] ALEXANDER THE GREAT,
IF HE WERE COCKNEY.
- YOU'RE BAD.
- I'M GONNA MAKE IT.
EVERY PERSON WHO'S BEEN ON CONAN
HAS A CRAZY STORY ABOUT HOW THEY MADE IT...
EVERY PERSON.
ERIN...
HONEST ERIN, CANNOT TELL A LIE.
- OH. - WE LAID TOGETHER.
THAT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN'T TAKE BACK.
- SO TRUE.
IS THERE A QUESTION, OR ARE--WHAT?
- WILL YOU TELL ME BLUNTLY?
DO YOU THINK I'M MAKING A TERRIBLE MISTAKE
QUITTING MY JOB TO BECOME AN ACTOR?
- BLUNTLY? YES.
HUGE MISTAKE.
ANDY, HONESTLY, I THINK YOU MIGHT BECOME HOMELESS
OR MAYBE EVEN STARVE.
- THANK YOU.
- YOU CAN STAY ON AS A SALESMAN, ANDY.
- THANK YOU.
- [clears throat]
DWIGHT, COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SECOND, PLEASE?