1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:03,655 - THE COUNTY TOOK MY CATS. 2 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,743 - WAIT, ALL OF THEM? 3 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:06,354 - TWO SACKS' WORTH. 4 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:10,053 APPARENTLY, MY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAS RULES 5 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:13,013 ABOUT HOW MANY PETS ARE TOO MANY FOR A STUDIO. 6 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:14,405 - SO YOU-- 7 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:16,755 YOU WANT TO QUIT DUNDER MIFFLIN TO PURSUE ACTING? 8 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:17,843 - EVERY MINUTE 9 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:19,410 THAT I SPEND HERE 10 00:00:19,454 --> 00:00:21,717 IS TIME NOT SPENT MAKING AUDITION VIDEOS 11 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,633 FOR REALITY DATING, COOKING, OR SINGING SHOWS. 12 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:27,157 - I'M ACTUALLY HERE TODAY. SURPRISE. 13 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:29,029 SO I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE I COULD HAVE MY DESK BACK. 14 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:31,640 - YOU KNOW, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN WORKING PRETTY HARD HERE 15 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:33,772 ON A DAILY BASIS, SO... - MM-HMM. 16 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:34,947 - I KIND OF FEEL LIKE I'VE EARNED THIS. 17 00:00:34,991 --> 00:00:36,036 I MEAN, YOU KNOW? - YOU TOTALLY HAVE. 18 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,080 YOU HAVE EARNED IT. 19 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:39,604 BUT MAYBE I COULD BE WITH MY WIFE. 20 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:40,997 THAT'S KIND OF THE WHOLE REASON WHY I'M HERE. 21 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,477 - RIGHT. 22 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:43,869 WELL, I'M HERE TO SELL PAPER. 23 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:45,871 [knocks on desk] 24 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:48,744 - I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU ALL 25 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:50,398 TO MY BLACK BELT CEREMONY RIGHT HERE IN THE OFFICE 26 00:00:50,441 --> 00:00:51,834 AT LUNCH. 27 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:54,402 HA! [applause] 28 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:58,101 - I AM SO PROUD OF YOU, SCHROOBERRY BLUE. 29 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:01,626 [laughter] 30 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,106 - I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW MANAGER, 31 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,282 AND WITH HIS PERFORMANCE THIS YEAR, 32 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:07,110 I HAVE BEEN CONSIDERING DWIGHT. 33 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:08,894 - IT SHOULD BE DWIGHT. 34 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:11,375 - DO YOU THINK I'M MAKING A TERRIBLE MISTAKE 35 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:13,116 QUITTING MY JOB TO BECOME AN ACTOR? 36 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:16,380 - HONESTLY, I THINK YOU MIGHT BECOME HOMELESS... 37 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:17,816 OR MAYBE EVEN STARVE. 38 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,949 - YOU CAN STAY ON AS A SALESMAN, ANDY. 39 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:23,039 - THANK YOU. 40 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,651 - DWIGHT, COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SECOND, PLEASE? 41 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:36,531 [cheerful music] 42 00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:44,582 ♪ 43 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:09,781 - SAY IT AGAIN. 44 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:12,828 - WILL YOU BE THE NEW MANAGER? 45 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:15,657 - WHERE? 46 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,789 - WHERE? - WHAT BRANCH? 47 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,922 - HERE. SCRANTON. 48 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:25,710 COME ON. 49 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:27,973 COME ON, DWIGHT. GET UP. 50 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:29,149 LET'S GO. 51 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,759 IT'S GOOD NEWS. 52 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:33,196 - I'M SORRY. 53 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,720 I'VE JUST WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT MY ENTIRE LIFE. 54 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,592 I MEAN, I WAS INTERIM MANAGER ONCE, 55 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:38,636 BUT THEN I SHOT THAT GUN. 56 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:39,811 - WHAT? 57 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:42,466 - BUT THIS ISN'T INTERIM MANAGER. 58 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:45,208 NO. 59 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:49,212 IT'S DWIGHT K. SCHRUTE... 60 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:50,822 MANAGER. 61 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:52,433 - WHY DO YOU ALREADY HAVE THIS? 62 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:53,564 - IN CASE MICHAEL OR ANDY 63 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:54,783 EVER GOT KILLED IN A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT 64 00:02:54,826 --> 00:02:56,698 AND THERE WAS A TRADE SHOW ON THE SAME DAY. 65 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:59,048 YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS DECISION, DAVID. 66 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,528 - I KNOW. 67 00:03:00,571 --> 00:03:04,314 - I WILL NEVER, EVER LET YOU DOWN. 68 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:06,751 - I KNOW, DWIGHT. 69 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,666 I KNOW. 70 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:12,192 [laughs] OKAY. 71 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:14,150 OKAY. 72 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,718 ALL RIGHTY. YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT. 73 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,434 - HEY. - WOW, HEY. 74 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:40,568 - HI. 75 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,265 [exhales] - WHAT'S UP? 76 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,440 - UM, I HAVE A QUESTION. 77 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:45,442 - OKAY. 78 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:47,705 - OH, I HAD A QUESTION. 79 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:49,838 - REALLY? 80 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:52,275 - I DID! - YEAH, TOTALLY YOU DID. 81 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:53,276 - SUPER IMPORTANT. 82 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,625 - I NEED YOU TO STAY RIGHT HERE 83 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:55,757 WHILE YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 84 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,367 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT? I'M GONNA WAIT. 85 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,499 - ALL RIGHT. 86 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,501 I DID NOT COME BACK HERE JUST TO SEE YOU. 87 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,372 - NO, I'M SURE YOU DID NOT. 88 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:04,287 [whispering] WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION? 89 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:05,723 - I DON'T KNOW, 90 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:07,725 BUT IT MIGHT TAKE ME A LONG TIME TO FIGURE IT OUT. 91 00:04:07,769 --> 00:04:08,944 - WELL, THEN, I SHOULD FIGURE OUT 92 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:10,598 THINGS TO DO WHILE I'M WAITING. - MM-HMM. 93 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:12,817 EXACTLY. [giggles] 94 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:19,781 - HEY, EVERYBODY. I CHANGED MY MIND. 95 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:20,782 NOT LEAVING. 96 00:04:20,825 --> 00:04:22,697 I'M GONNA STAY ON IN SALES. 97 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:25,787 - OH, THANK GOD... [laughs] 98 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:28,659 BECAUSE SALES COULD BE YOUR BEST ROLE YET. 99 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:30,618 - HEY. GOOD CHOICE, MAN. 100 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:31,836 SERIOUSLY. 101 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,751 DON'T WANNA SEE YOU IN A PORN NEXT YEAR. 102 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,100 - OKAY. 103 00:04:35,144 --> 00:04:37,799 - OOH, THERE'S A GREAT PLAY ABOUT A SALESMAN. 104 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:39,366 - DEATH OF A SALESMAN. 105 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:40,976 - I DON'T THINK SO. 106 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:43,152 - SURE, DEATH OF A SALESMAN BY ARTHUR MILLER. 107 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:44,371 IT'S A GREAT PLAY ABOUT CRUSHED DREAMS. 108 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:45,763 - MM... 109 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:49,637 NO, THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN BY SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. 110 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:01,213 - [groans] 111 00:05:01,257 --> 00:05:04,304 GOT ANY HOT LEADS? 112 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:08,960 - SEE, SO YOU JUST PUSH FROM UNDER 113 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,920 AND TURN IT AROUND, AND BOOM. 114 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:13,748 NOW, THE STAPLE CRIMPS OUTWARD. 115 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,271 - I HAD NO IDEA. 116 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,404 AND HERE, I'VE BEEN STAPLING THE SAME WAY FOR 20 YEARS 117 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:18,709 LIKE A FRICKIN' SHEEP. 118 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:21,799 - LOOK WHO'S BACK. - I'M BACK. 119 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:24,149 OH! HEY, LOOK, AND NOW, IT'S LIKE A DOUBLE DATE. 120 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:25,455 - WOW. - [laughs] 121 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:27,849 - 'CAUSE, UH-- BOP, BOP. 122 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,764 TWEEDLE-LEE-DOO. 123 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:32,419 - ACTUALLY, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO ON A DOUBLE DATE SOMETIME. 124 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:33,768 THAT'D BE FUN. 125 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:35,596 - YEAH, WE SHOULD DO THAT FOR REAL SOMETIME. 126 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:38,076 - WELL, HOW ABOUT THURSDAY? 127 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,122 - OH, WELL, THURSDAY'S TOUGH BECAUSE-- 128 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:41,428 - WEEKNIGHTS ARE ACTUALLY TOUGH JUST BECAUSE-- 129 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:42,864 - THEY ARE. THAT'S TRUE, YEAH. 130 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:43,865 - JUST FORGET IT. [giggles] 131 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:47,651 FORGET I SAID ANYTHING. - OH. 132 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,267 - ATTENTION, EVERYONE. JUST A QUICK ANNOUNCEMENT. 133 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:58,227 LITTLE RECONFIGURATION TO THE STAFF. 134 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:02,231 DWIGHT SCHRUTE-- - DAVID. 135 00:06:02,274 --> 00:06:03,406 CAN I JUST DO ONE THING 136 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:04,755 WHILE YOU'RE MAKING THIS ANNOUNCEMENT? 137 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:06,714 AND THEN, I'LL NEVER, EVER DO IT AGAIN. 138 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,150 - I DON'T THINK SO. - BUT IT'S JUST ONE THING. 139 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:09,804 JUST LET ME--LET ME DO THIS-- - DW-DWIGHT, DWIGHT. 140 00:06:09,847 --> 00:06:11,806 COME ON. WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY IS DWIGHT-- 141 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:14,591 - AND THEN I'LL NEVER DO IT-- [cell phone vibrates] 142 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:15,897 - OH. 143 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,115 I-I'M SORRY, I GOTTA-- 144 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:18,247 THIS'LL BE A SECOND, SORRY. 145 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:20,728 - JUST WAIT. SEND IT TO VOICE MAIL. 146 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:23,121 - YEAH. 147 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:24,688 - [groans] 148 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:29,258 COME ON. 149 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,006 - THEN WE'LL GET HIM A NEW SET OF DRUMS. 150 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,616 - OH, MY GOD. [door closes] 151 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:42,227 OH, MY GOD. [groans] 152 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:51,759 DWIGHT SCHRUTE IS 153 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:55,066 MANAGER! 154 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:56,720 [laughs] - OH, YEAH! 155 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:59,941 - WHOO! - YEAH! 156 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,073 - BRAVA. BRAVA. 157 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:03,988 - WAY TO GO, DWIGHT. - WHOO! 158 00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:08,428 - CREED BRATTON IS THE NEW MANAGER! 159 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:11,431 - CONGRATS. 160 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:13,607 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 161 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:16,697 - DWIGHT'S THE NEW MANAGER. HE FREAKING DID IT. 162 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:19,351 - CONGRATULATIONS, DWIGHT. 163 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:22,746 - PAM. 164 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:26,097 - CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY. 165 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:31,320 - THANK YOU, JIM. 166 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:34,018 - CONGRATS, DWIGHT. 167 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:36,891 - GET OUT OF JIM'S SEAT. 168 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,806 - WHA--BUT I FOUGHT FOR THIS SEAT. 169 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:41,112 - YOU'RE AN ANNEX KID. YOU MIGHT BE BULLPEN. 170 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:42,723 WE'LL SEE. GIVE IT A COUPLE YEARS. 171 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,638 SCRAM. 172 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,248 - [scoffs] 173 00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:59,870 - [sighs] IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK. 174 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:07,269 - SO... - SO... 175 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,489 - I WANTED TO OFFER YOU A NEW POSITION. 176 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:10,664 - LET'S HEAR IT. 177 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:13,405 - ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER. 178 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:16,147 - NOPE. CAN'T ACCEPT THAT JOB. 179 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,323 IT'S NOT A REAL JOB. - JIM. 180 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,108 - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I COULD ACCEPT 181 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:22,980 IS ASSISTANT TO THE REGIONAL MANAGER. 182 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:25,505 THAT IS A REAL JOB AND ONE I'D BE PROUD TO TAKE. 183 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:28,116 - SHAKE ON IT? 184 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:30,074 [blows raspberry] DONE. WAY TO NEGOTIATE, IDIOT. 185 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:33,774 [chuckles] 186 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:34,775 - DON'T GET ME WRONG. 187 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:37,560 I AM DEFINITELY HERE FOR PAM. 188 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:41,346 BUT THIS IS AN AWESOME ADDED BONUS. 189 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:49,703 - SO ALL THE NUMBERS ADDING UP? 190 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:51,574 - HEY, I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SAY IT, BUT... 191 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,576 CONGRATULATIONS, DWIGHT. 192 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,273 [chuckles] - THANK YOU. 193 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:56,666 - YES, CONGRATULATIONS. 194 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:58,407 - YEAH, AND, DWIGHT, I'D LIKE TO BE 195 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:02,672 THE FIRST TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS. 196 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:06,720 - THIS IS A BIG DAY FOR YOU. 197 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,939 - HMM. 198 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:10,680 YES, IT IS. 199 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,296 CARRY ON. 200 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:25,303 - HOW DID I JUST ABANDON MY DREAM SO QUICKLY? 201 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:28,698 IT'S 'CAUSE I HAD A FALLBACK. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 202 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:31,919 WHEN YOU HAVE FALLBACKS, IT'S JUST EASY TO GIVE UP. 203 00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:34,225 WHEN CORTES LANDED IN MEXICO, 204 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,401 ONLY WAY HE GOT HIS MEN TO DEFEAT THE AZTECS 205 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:38,621 WAS BY BURNING ALL OF HIS OWN BOATS, 206 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:42,146 SO THEY COULD NEVER RETURN HOME. 207 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,671 HUGE DICK MOVE, 208 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,717 BUT VERY EFFECTIVE. 209 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:51,852 I NEED TO BE THAT SAME KIND OF DICK TO MYSELF. 210 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,640 EVERYONE! [sighs] 211 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,642 CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN. - WHICH IS IT NOW? 212 00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,035 DREAM OR NO DREAM? 213 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,253 - UH, DREAM. 214 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:04,038 GOIN' WITH MY DREAM. 215 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,866 GOTTA GO ALL IN. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, JIM? 216 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,389 - OH, DON'T LOOK AT ME, 217 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:08,999 'CAUSE I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A TERRIBLE CHOICE. 218 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,566 - ALL IN! 219 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,743 WHOO! 220 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,269 TOBY! 221 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,576 HEY. I CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN. 222 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,579 I AM GONNA LEAVE DUNDER MIFFLIN TO PURSUE ACTING AFTER ALL. 223 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,189 - OKAY, THEN, ANDY. - YEAH. 224 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,756 BUT HERE'S THE THING. 225 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,366 I CAN'T HAVE GOOD OLD DUNDER MIFFLIN TO FALL BACK ON, 226 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:29,411 OR ELSE I'LL NEVER SUCCEED. 227 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,326 GOTTA BURN THOSE BOATS! 228 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:32,719 SO I NEED YOU TO GO INTO MY FILE 229 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,808 AND PUT DOWN THAT I WAS FIRED FOR THEFT 230 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:38,376 AND/OR GROPING WIENERS. 231 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:39,726 - A-ANDY, YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT. 232 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,858 IT'D BE LYING. - SERIOUSLY? 233 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:45,645 - YEAH, I'M-- - COME ON, JUST DO IT. 234 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,690 - I CAN'T. - ALL RIGHT, FINE. 235 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:52,521 JUST KNOW THAT YOU MADE ME DO THIS. 236 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,479 - OH, COME ON. ANDY, NO. 237 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,917 - GOD, TOBY, DON'T-- STOP BLOCKING MY HAND. 238 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,005 - NO, NO. 239 00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,659 - THIS IS YOUR-- YOU BROUGHT THIS ON. 240 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:02,226 - NO, NO. ANDY. 241 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,489 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. GROPED YOU GOOD. 242 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:07,928 OFF TO HOLLYWOOD! 243 00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:12,106 - [sighs] 244 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:15,762 [phone rings] 245 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,677 - THIS IS ANGELA. 246 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,678 OH. [clears throat] 247 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,331 HELLO, MS. POLODNIKOVSKI. 248 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:23,639 UH, HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 249 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,728 DID MY RENT CHECK NOT CLEAR? 250 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:29,776 BECAUSE I JUST TRANSFERRED ANOTHER $25 TO THAT ACCOUNT. 251 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,952 SO IF THERE'S A PROBLEM, IT'S CLEARLY ON YOUR END. 252 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:34,694 AND--OH. 253 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,347 OH. OH, OKAY. 254 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,697 GOOD. 255 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:38,698 THEN, UM... [clears throat] 256 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:42,832 WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? 257 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,573 NO, NO. HEY, HEY. 258 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:47,402 NO, YOU ARE OUT OF LINE, MS. POLODNIKOVSKI. 259 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,273 NO. NO, YOU ARE. 260 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:50,753 NO, YOU ARE! 261 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,450 EVICTED? FINE! 262 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,538 I DON'T WANT TO LIVE 263 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:54,757 IN THAT CESSPOOL ANYWAY. [kicks desk] 264 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,151 LISTEN, I GET MY SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK. 265 00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:58,195 YES, I DO. 266 00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:00,720 YE-- THAT IS NOT FAIR! 267 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,025 THAT IS NOT FAIR! 268 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,157 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 269 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,333 YOU HAVE SO MANY HAIRS ON YOUR CHIN, 270 00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,552 ANIMAL CONTROL SHOULD'VE TAKEN YOU AWAY. 271 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,554 [gasps] THAT IS VERY UNLADYLIKE. 272 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,599 YOU ARE DISGUSTING! 273 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:13,733 [hangs up phone] 274 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:26,746 - WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT WAS ABOUT? 275 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,095 - DAVID. 276 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,618 I LOST THE SCRANTON WHITE PAGES ACCOUNT. 277 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:32,839 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH PAPER THAT IS? 278 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,797 AND I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT 279 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:35,580 I WAS MAD AT DWIGHT. 280 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:36,799 I DID IT OUT OF SPITE. 281 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:39,106 - WE PUT THE PAST BEHIND US, THOUGH, ANDY. 282 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,238 - WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I HATE YOU AND THIS COMPANY? 283 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,936 - ENOUGH, ANDY. ENOUGH! 284 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:46,504 - JUST STOP FORGIVING ME, DAVID. PLEASE? 285 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:51,292 THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE TO HONOR WHAT IS BEST INSIDE MYSELF. 286 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,511 WHAT IF I TOOK A DUMP ON YOUR NEW CAR? 287 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:54,686 - OH, MY GOD. 288 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:55,731 - ELEANOR ROOSEVELT ONCE SAID, 289 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,603 "THE FUTURE BELONGS TO THOSE 290 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,649 WHO BELIEVE IN THE BEAUTY OF THEIR DREAMS." 291 00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:03,695 [bleep]. I THINK SHE'S RIGHT. 292 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,828 I FEEL CALM NOW. - GET OUT! 293 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,264 GET OUT! 294 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,353 - I FEEL LIKE, FOR THE FIRST TIME 295 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,833 IN A LONG TIME, 296 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,096 I'M DOING THE RIGHT THING. 297 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:16,752 - ANDY. - YEAH? 298 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,058 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 299 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:21,235 - UH, HEAVY STUFF LIKE BOOKS ON THE BOTTOM. 300 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,803 SO THEY DON'T SQUASH MY KNICKETY-KNACKS ON TOP. 301 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,021 - OKAY, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. 302 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,457 [sighs] 303 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:29,373 YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU WOULD. 304 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:33,595 DON'T LET PRIDE RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE. 305 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,249 OKAY? 306 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:37,904 IT'S NOT WORTH IT. 307 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,254 - WOW. 308 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,646 ANGELA. 309 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,040 WHAT WE HAD WAS GREAT, 310 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,303 AND HONESTLY, I THINK ABOUT IT A LOT TOO... 311 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:47,391 - UGH. 312 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,611 - BUT I JUST-- IT'S IN THE PAST. 313 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,482 AND I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULDN'T... - NO, THAT'S NOT-- 314 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,745 - REHASH-- - NO, NONE--NO, STOP. 315 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:56,618 IT'S JUST-- [groans] 316 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,750 - EXACTLY. - OKAY. 317 00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:03,364 WELL, HAVE A GOOD TRIP. 318 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,888 GOOD LUCK, ANDY. 319 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,672 - THANKS, ANGELA. YOU TOO. 320 00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:08,717 - THANKS. 321 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,112 A-BRIDGE A-BURNT. 322 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,201 NO TURNING BACK NOW. 323 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:17,552 EVERYBODY, LORELEI AND I 324 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,424 WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU AND GOOD-BYE 325 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,599 THE ONLY WAY WE KNOW HOW. 326 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:24,080 - OH, GOOD LORD. - CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE? 327 00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:27,692 - YOU KNOW, ANDY, YOU COULD JUST SAY A REALLY NICE GOOD-BYE. 328 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,433 - TUNA, I'M A PERFORMER, 329 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:32,393 AND PERFORM I SHALL. 330 00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:35,396 [playing I Will Remember You] 331 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:40,140 ♪ 332 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:45,667 ♪ I WILL REMEMBER YOU 333 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,103 ♪ 334 00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:51,716 ♪ WILL YOU REMEMBER ME? 335 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,283 ♪ 336 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:56,721 ♪ DON'T LET YOUR LIFE 337 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,507 ♪ PASS YOU BY 338 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,161 ♪ AND WEEP NOT 339 00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:06,296 ♪ FOR THE MEMORIES 340 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:09,865 ♪ REMEMBER ALL THE GOOD TIMES ♪ 341 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,563 ♪ THAT WE HAD 342 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:15,436 ♪ I LET THEM SLIP AWAY FROM US ♪ 343 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:18,830 ♪ WHEN THINGS GOT BAD 344 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,704 ♪ HOW CLEARLY I FIRST SAW YOU ♪ 345 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:25,533 ♪ SMILIN' IN THE SUN 346 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:29,189 ♪ WANT TO FEEL YOUR WARMTH UPON ME ♪ 347 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:32,105 ♪ I WANNA BE THE ONE 348 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:35,108 ♪ I WILL REMEMBER YOU 349 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,762 - YOU OKAY? 350 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:39,068 - IT'S JUST A REALLY NICE SONG. 351 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:44,682 - ♪ WILL YOU REMEMBER ME? 352 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:48,338 ♪ DON'T LET YOUR LIFE 353 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:51,211 ♪ PASS YOU BY 354 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:57,217 ♪ AND WEEP NOT FOR THE MEMORIES ♪ 355 00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:00,829 ♪ DON'T LET YOUR LIFE 356 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:05,007 ♪ PASS YOU BY 357 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:09,751 ♪ AND WEEP NOT FOR THE MEMORIES ♪ 358 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:14,843 ♪ 359 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:17,150 [applause] 360 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,499 - AWESOME. 361 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,154 - [groans] - NICE! 362 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:25,462 - [laughing] - THANKS, MEREDITH. 363 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,029 MM. - WHO KNOWS? 364 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,292 MAYBE ANDY WILL MAKE IT. 365 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,425 HE'S NOT TERRIBLE. - YEAH. 366 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,383 AND PEOPLE WORSE THAN HIM MAKE IT ALL THE TIME, 367 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:34,776 LIKE LIL' ROMEO. 368 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,038 - NO, HE'S GOOD. 369 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,475 - HE WASGOOD. 370 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,354 - [exhales] 371 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:50,705 - GOOD NIGHT, KEVIN. - NIGHT, OSCAR. 372 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,937 - TENTS? 373 00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,939 ARE YOU THINKING OF GOING CAMPING? 374 00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,811 I THOUGHT YOU FOUND NATURE VULGAR. 375 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:13,554 - WELL, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. 376 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,426 - [whispering] WAIT A MINUTE, ANGELA. 377 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:19,081 YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF LIVING IN A TENT-- 378 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:23,346 - OH, GOD, WOULD YOU JUST MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS? 379 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,870 - OKAY, LISTEN. I'M JUST GONNA SAY THIS. 380 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,872 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LIVE IN A TENT. 381 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,962 - OH, GOD. 382 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,442 - COME STAY WITH ME. 383 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:34,749 - YOU DON'T WANT ME AT YOUR PLACE. 384 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,751 - I DO. YES. 385 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,971 NOT FOREVER, BUT U-UNTIL YOU GET BACK ON YOUR FEET, 386 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,843 WHICH WON'T BE LONG. 387 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,888 IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. 388 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:45,934 - WELL... 389 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,375 - SEPARATE BATHROOMS. 390 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,948 - THANK YOU. 391 00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:02,994 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 392 00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,953 LET'S GO GET PHILIP. 393 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:07,782 THEN WE'LL GET YOUR STUFF... - OKAY. 394 00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,436 - AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT PLACE. 395 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:12,047 - OKAY. 396 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,918 ARE YOU ALLOWED TO HAVE PETS? 397 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,312 - OH, ANGELA. 398 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:19,620 - YESTERDAY, I WAS JUST YOUR AVERAGE, ORDINARY PAPER SALESMAN 399 00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:23,450 WITH A FARM AND A BUNCH OF PIPE DREAMS ABOUT BEET FUEL. 400 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,278 TODAY, I LEAVE HERE 401 00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:28,716 A REGIONAL MANAGER WITH A BLACK BELT. 402 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,021 AH! 403 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,198 IT REALLY IS AMAZING HOW YOUR LIFE CAN CHANGE 404 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,504 IN ONE DAY. 405 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:37,464 [exhales] 406 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:38,682 - YOU TALK TO WADE AND COLIN? 407 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:39,988 - NO, I JUST SAW I MISSED THEIR CALL. 408 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,032 WHY? WHAT'S UP? 409 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:42,121 - WE GOT AN OFFER ON THE TABLE. 410 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,123 - WHAT KIND OF OFFER? - A BUYOUT. 411 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,602 - WHAT? - WE'RE IN PLAY, BABY. 412 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,256 - OH, MY GOD. - WE DID IT. 413 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,823 - WE DID IT! [laughter] 414 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,390 - HEY, AND LOOK. 415 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,435 THE BUYERS WANNA MAKE SURE IT'S NOT JUST A PHILLY PLAY. 416 00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,655 - OKAY. - SO GET THIS. 417 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:58,311 THEY'RE GONNA PAY FOR US TO GO PITCH OUT WEST. 418 00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:02,663 WE'RE TALKING SPURS, THE JAZZ, COWBOYS. 419 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,882 BLAKE GRIFFIN, BABY. 420 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,581 - WOW, THAT IS... - YEAH. 421 00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,104 - WOW. - WE DID IT. 422 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,715 - YEAH, WE DID IT. - [laughs] 423 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:13,978 - HEY, HOW LONG--HOW LONG DO THEY THINK THAT'S GONNA TAKE? 424 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:16,851 - WADE SAID WE COULD DO THE WHOLE COUNTRY IN THREE MONTHS. 425 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,984 - OH, MAN. 426 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,552 YEAH, I CAN'T DO IT. 427 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,772 - CAN'T DO WHAT? 428 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:29,037 - THIS, MAN. I-I CAN'T DO THIS TO PAM. 429 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,995 - NO, NO. JIM, THIS IS DIFFERENT. 430 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,997 THIS IS EVERYTHING. - [chuckles] 431 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,086 I KNOW. 432 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:38,133 AND I-- I CAN'T DO IT. 433 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,026 - [exhales] 434 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:07,858 SO IS YOUR PLACE ALL BACHELOR, SLOBBY, AND GROSS? 435 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,251 - NOPE, IT'S NEAT AND TASTEFULLY APPOINTED 436 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,992 LIKE MOST GAY MEN'S HOMES. 437 00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,863 THE STEREOTYPE HOLDS UP. 438 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:16,737 - I WOULDN'T KNOW. I NEVER LIVED WITH A GAY GUY. 439 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:20,001 - ANGELA, YOU JUST WERE-- 440 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:22,612 - [sobbing] 441 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:26,834 I LOVE HIM. 442 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:29,532 - I KNOW. - [sobs] 443 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:30,968 - I UNDERSTAND MORE THAN MOST, 444 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,362 BUT WE BOTH HAVE TO MOVE ON. 445 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,886 YOU--YOU CAN'T-- 446 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,977 - NO, NOT THE SENATOR. 447 00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:42,066 I LOVE DWIGHT. 448 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,723 - HEY.