1 00:00:03,090 --> 00:00:05,005 - MANAGER OF DUNDER MIFFLIN. CHECK! 2 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:07,311 OWNER OF A 1,600-ACRE BEET FARM. CHECK! 3 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:10,010 ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED TO AN ACTUAL MILKMAID. 4 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:14,101 CHECK...ON THAT LATER TODAY. 5 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,363 - BIG DAY TODAY. 6 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:17,626 AIRING OF THE DOCUMENTARY. WHO'S EXCITED? 7 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:19,932 - TIME TO BECOME THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL 8 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:23,936 BY WINNING AMERICA'S NEXT A CAPPELLA SENSATION. 9 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:26,722 - DARRYL? - OH, HEY! HEY. 10 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,593 - YOU LEFT US WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE! 11 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:31,379 - MY BAD. GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY. 12 00:00:31,422 --> 00:00:32,815 - GET UPSTAIRS, MISTER! 13 00:00:32,858 --> 00:00:34,034 - HOLD MY PLACE IN LINE. 14 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,427 THEY WANT FEEL-GOOD STORIES? 15 00:00:36,471 --> 00:00:38,864 WAIT TILL THEY GET A GOOD FEEL OF ME. 16 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:39,952 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 17 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:41,476 - DARRYL WAS TALKING ABOUT THE TRIP, 18 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:44,218 AND I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GIVING UP SO MUCH. 19 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:45,523 - PAM. 20 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,743 - AND I'M AFRAID THAT I'M NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU. 21 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:49,005 - I KNOW IT'S AGAINST THE RULES, 22 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,008 BUT I'M GONNA NEED A FAVOR FROM YOU GUYS. 23 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,705 - ALL DAY LONG, IT'S OINK THE PIGS. 24 00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:56,143 - OINK THE PIGS, THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT. 25 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:57,492 - DWIGHT? 26 00:00:57,535 --> 00:00:59,320 - THE WAY THAT BOY LOOKS AT THE GALACTICA 27 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:02,975 IS PRECISELY THE WAY I LOOK AT THE GALACTICA. 28 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:05,978 [cheerful music] 29 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:11,680 ♪ 30 00:01:12,681 --> 00:01:14,683 - LISTEN, LISTEN. SHH, BUDDY. 31 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:16,250 STANLEY'S SLEEPING. 32 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:19,035 YOU DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP THE GRUMPY OLD WALRUS, DO YOU? 33 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,645 - I HEARD THAT. 34 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:22,343 - MAMA. 35 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:24,649 - HEY, YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THE LITTLE DIAPER BLASTER? 36 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:26,347 PAM CAN ATTEST, THERE'S NO ONE BETTER 37 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:29,219 AT GETTING BRATS TO SHUT THEIR YAPS. 38 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:30,699 - HE DOES HAVE A GIFT. 39 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,396 - WELL, HE'S CALLING FOR HIS MOM, 40 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,398 BUT, OKAY, HERE, HERE YOU GO. 41 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:36,008 CAREFUL, HE BITES. - MAMA. 42 00:01:36,052 --> 00:01:38,054 - OKAY. 43 00:01:40,056 --> 00:01:43,364 YOU EVER BEEN IN A MANAGER'S OFFICE BEFORE? 44 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,322 PHILLIP, YOU WANNA PLAY A LITTLE GAME? 45 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:47,237 IT'S CALLED "SCHRUTE OR CONSEQUENCES." 46 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,457 YOU'RE GONNA CHOOSE ONE OF THESE TWO THINGS, 47 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:53,635 A CHECK FOR A MILLION DOLLARS 48 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:56,594 OR THIS DIRTY OLD BEET. 49 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:59,162 YUCK, PEW! 50 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:02,209 WHICH WILL IT BE? 51 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:05,647 MONEY OR THE BEET? 52 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:08,432 - BEET. - YEAH. 53 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,130 - [babbles] 54 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:12,044 - ANY ORDINARY CHILD WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE MONEY, 55 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:13,655 BUT YOU'RE NO ORDINARY CHILD, ARE YOU? 56 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:15,352 NO. 57 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:20,227 I CAN TELL BY YOUR GORGEOUS, WIDELY-SET EYES. 58 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,361 - WELL, IT'S BEEN GREAT. 59 00:02:24,405 --> 00:02:25,797 - 11 YEARS. 60 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:27,538 A GUY IS IN YOUR LIFE FOR 11 YEARS, 61 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:29,279 AND THEN HE'S GONE FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG. 62 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:31,586 - MAYBE FOREVER. ANYHOW-- 63 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:33,414 - DID WE EVER HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER, 64 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:35,633 JUST--JUST THE TWO OF US? 65 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,809 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA MAKE RESERVATIONS 66 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,550 RIGHT NOW AT CUGINO'S. 67 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:40,769 - QUESTION FOR DARRYL. 68 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,205 DID WE EVER GET LOADED 69 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:43,380 AND LISTEN TO ZEPPELIN IN MY VAN? 70 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:45,556 - OH, OH, I'M SURE WE DID. 71 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,429 - NAH, I CALL ONE HOUR VAN TIME WITH DARRYL. 72 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:49,908 - DARRYL, YOU KNOW, I WOULD LOVE 73 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:51,214 TO JUST RECORD SOME OF YOUR STORIES, 74 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:52,694 JUST LET THE TAPE ROLL 75 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:54,304 FOR SIX OR EIGHT OR TEN HOURS, 76 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:56,306 AND JUST SEE WHAT WE GET. 77 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:57,655 - LISTEN, GUYS, WE CAN DO IT ALL. 78 00:02:57,699 --> 00:02:59,701 WE JUST HAVE TO DIVIDE DARRYL'S NEXT 12 HOURS 79 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,181 INTO 90-MINUTE SEGMENTS. 80 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:04,096 I WILL GO WATCH AN EHOW VIDEO ON HOW TO USE EXCEL, 81 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:05,315 AND THEN WE'LL GET THIS STARTED. 82 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:07,926 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. 83 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:10,581 OKAY, I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SNEAKING OUT OF HERE, 84 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:11,930 AND THAT'S ON ME. 85 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:15,195 BUT I'M NOT GONNA SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY HERE 86 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:17,936 DOING STUFF WITH YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE FEELING SENTIMENTAL. 87 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:20,287 - YOU HAVE TO! - COME ON! 88 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:23,420 - HEY, HEY, HEY. I'LL DO ONE THING WITH Y'ALL. 89 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:24,726 - WHICH THING? 90 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:26,293 - I DON'T CARE. CHOOSE AMONGST YOURSELVES. 91 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:29,339 NOT THE VAN THOUGH. 92 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:33,648 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE, 93 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:36,346 SOME SORT OF SINGING COMPETITION FOR THE YOUNG'UNS? 94 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:37,521 - YOU'RE BACK. 95 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:39,219 - NO, IT'S ME, ANDY. 96 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:40,437 - NO, I KNOW. 97 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:41,873 - NO, NO, NO, I'M WEARING MAKEUP. 98 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,484 - YOU DID A REALLY GREAT JOB. 99 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:44,920 - THANK YOU. - YOU EVEN LOOK SHORTER. 100 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,269 - OH, I TOOK OUT MY LIFTS. - OH. 101 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,705 - YEAH, UNLIKE ANDY BERNARD, 102 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:49,316 THIS CHARACTER IS MY REAL HEIGHT. 103 00:03:49,359 --> 00:03:50,360 - OH. 104 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:53,276 - HEY. 105 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,017 DID YOU MANAGE TO FEED HIM? 106 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,148 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 107 00:03:56,192 --> 00:03:57,672 HE JUST KEEPS SPITTING OUT THE NIPPLE. 108 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,761 - THAT'S BECAUSE THIS BABY IS OF SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE. 109 00:03:59,804 --> 00:04:01,153 HE CAN TELL WHEN HE'S BEING TRICKED 110 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:03,939 OUT OF THE EXPERIENCE OF A REAL HUMAN BREAST. 111 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:05,245 - COME ON. 112 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:06,594 - HE'S NOT THAT SMART. 113 00:04:06,637 --> 00:04:09,945 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I HID HIS DUCK. 114 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:16,778 - SORRY, FOLKS, THE JUDGES ARE TOTALLY SWAMPED. 115 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:18,388 WE ARE ALL DONE TAKING AUDITIONS. 116 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:19,868 - OH, COME ON. - HEY! 117 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:21,435 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT? 118 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:23,350 - BUT THANKS FOR COMING OUT AND PLEASE BE SURE 119 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:25,569 TO WATCH AMERICA'S NEXT A CAPPELLA SENSA-- 120 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:26,918 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 121 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:28,180 - YEAH-- - YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 122 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:29,573 WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING! - OKAY. 123 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,227 - I AM GOING IN THERE. DON'T-- 124 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,489 - NO, YOU'RE NOT, SIR. - DON'T--DON'T-- 125 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:33,621 - PLEASE DON'T. - DON'T TOUCH ME. 126 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:35,971 - I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU. OKAY. 127 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:36,972 - NO! 128 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,930 RUN, OLD MAN! RUN! - OW. 129 00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:41,411 - RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! 130 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:43,370 GET--OH, DON'T YOU DARE. DON'T GET--I COULD-- 131 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,285 YOU WERE GONNA GET HANDSY WITH ME. 132 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:46,373 NOT INTERESTED. 133 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,026 I'M CASEY DEAN! 134 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:49,550 YOU'LL BE SEEING THE LAST OF ME! 135 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:53,118 OR--I MEANT YOU WON'T BE SEEING THE LAST OF ME! 136 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,218 - THANK YOU. 137 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,960 - ♪ I AM BEAUTIFUL 138 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:12,660 ♪ NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY ♪ 139 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:16,751 ♪ YES, WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOWN ♪ 140 00:05:16,794 --> 00:05:18,100 [thudding] 141 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:18,927 ♪ WHOA 142 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:20,058 - HI. - ♪ WHOA-OH-NO 143 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:22,234 - YOU'RE STILL HERE. OH, THANK GOD. 144 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:23,453 - ♪ I AM BEAUTIFUL 145 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:24,889 - CLAY AIKEN, SANTIGOLD, AARON RODGERS. 146 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:27,065 YOU'RE, LIKE, MY THREE FAVORITE PEOPLE EVER. 147 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:28,763 - EXCUSE ME, WHAT IS THIS? 148 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,373 - SWEETHEART, YOU'RE AMAZING, OKAY? 149 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,593 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY GONNA BE ON THE SHOW. 150 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:33,985 SO IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S TURN NOW. 151 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:37,032 YEAH. GO AHEAD, ALL RIGHT? 152 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:38,163 UM... [clears throat] 153 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:40,818 [old man voice] MY NAME IS EZRA CORNELL 154 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:44,953 AND I'M JUST A KINDLY OLD FELLOW WITH A SONG IN MY HEART. 155 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:48,522 - NO, YOU'RE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN WITH A LOT OF MAKEUP ON. 156 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,088 - BUSTED. 157 00:05:50,132 --> 00:05:51,916 GOT IT. YES, ALL RIGHT. 158 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,483 TRIED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION WITH TRICKS, 159 00:05:53,527 --> 00:05:55,485 BUT YOU JUST WANT TO HEAR ME SING. 160 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:56,747 I RESPECT THAT. 161 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:58,967 - [laughs] WE DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU SING. 162 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:00,969 - GABRIELLA WAS OUR LAST AUDITION. 163 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:04,015 THANK YOU. GOOD-BYE. - NOPE! CAN'T END LIKE THIS. 164 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:06,061 SLEPT IN MY CAR LAST NIGHT. 165 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:08,193 QUIT MY JOB, BURNED ALL MY BRIDGES. 166 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:10,065 I WENT TO THE BATHROOM ON MY BOSS'S CAR. 167 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:12,981 AND I DID UNSPEAKABLE THINGS WITH CARLA FERN. 168 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:15,940 - UGH, FLAG ON THE PLAY. - THAT'S--THAT'S WHAT--YEAH. 169 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:17,028 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WELL, HERE'S THE SONG. 170 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:18,378 [clears throat] 171 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:22,251 ♪ FAR ABOVE CAYUGA'S WATERS 172 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:26,342 ♪ WITH HER WAVES SO BLUE 173 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:30,259 ♪ STANDS OUR NOBLE ALMA MATER ♪ 174 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:32,348 - WHAT IS THIS SONG? 175 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,090 - ARE YOU INSANE? IT'S THE CORNELL FIGHT SONG. 176 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,744 - LISTEN, ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 177 00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:38,006 WE'RE NOT INTERESTED. 178 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:40,095 - YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. THAT'S NOT FAIR. 179 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:41,792 - LOOK, MAN, YOU'RE NOT TERRIBLE BUT WE'VE HEARD A LOT 180 00:06:41,836 --> 00:06:44,926 OF REALLY GOOD SINGERS TODAY, AND YOU'RE JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 181 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:46,971 - WOW, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY MEAN. 182 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,973 [chuckles] I GUESS THAT'S THE SHOW. 183 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:50,453 LET ME TRY A DIFFERENT SONG, OKAY? 184 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:51,846 - CAN HE DO THIS? 185 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:55,023 - ♪ HEY, HOBO MAN, HEY, DAPPER DAN ♪ 186 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:56,851 ♪ YOU BOTH GOT YOUR STYLE 187 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:59,941 ♪ BUT, BROTHER, YOU'RE NEVER FULLY DRESSED ♪ 188 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:03,771 ♪ WITHOUT A SMILE 189 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:05,076 YEAH. [sniffles] 190 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:09,124 ♪ YOUR CLOTHES MAY BE BEAU BRUMMELLY ♪ 191 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:11,300 - LOOK, YOU GOTTA GO. 192 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:15,783 - [sobbing] 193 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:17,480 - YOU CAN'T JUST SIT HERE AND CRY. 194 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:20,875 - OH, I CAN SO JUST SIT HERE AND CRY! 195 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:21,919 [sobbing] 196 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:27,055 - HEY, KEV, HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? 197 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:28,186 - CAN'T HEAR YOU. 198 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:31,363 I'M GIVING YOU THE SILENCE TREATMENT. 199 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:34,149 HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING IGNORED? 200 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:37,935 - OKAY, I GUESS, IT'S JUST THAT PHILLIP GOT YOU SOMETHING. 201 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:41,591 - YEAH, A $25 GIFT CARD. iTUNES. 202 00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,158 - I THINK THERE'S, LIKE, $7 LEFT. 203 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:44,507 - IT'S JUST HIS WAY OF SAYING, 204 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:47,510 "THANKS FOR LETTING ME HANG OUT IN ACCOUNTING." 205 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:51,079 - PHILLIP GOT THIS FOR ME? - SURE. 206 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,298 - THAT WAS A REALLY COOL MOVE. 207 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:57,041 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD PHILLIP? 208 00:07:57,085 --> 00:07:58,042 YEAH. 209 00:07:58,086 --> 00:07:59,348 THAT'S KEVIN. 210 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:01,393 - WHOA. - EASY. 211 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:05,354 - WHAT A CHUBBERS. [chuckles] WHOA. 212 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:06,529 - OKAY. - WATCH IT. 213 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,009 - I'M LOSING MY BALANCE. - NOW, KEVIN--NO. 214 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,184 - HEY, NO. - WHOA. 215 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:10,228 - NO HORSEPLAY. - STOP IT. 216 00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:11,795 - YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH THE CACTUS? 217 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,841 - NO. - NO, NO. 218 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:16,539 - SO, ME AND PHILLIP WERE JUST TALKING 219 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:20,935 AND WE'VE DECIDED WE'RE GONNA BE BEST FRIENDS. 220 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:23,154 HE'S A LITTLE STANDOFFISH AT FIRST. 221 00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:25,243 BUT ONCE HE STARTS BUYING YOU THINGS, 222 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:28,290 MAN, YOU CAN TELL HE LIKES YOU. 223 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,688 - WE HAVE OUR DECISION. 224 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:35,950 - YOU CHOSE ONETHING. 225 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:39,127 - WE WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU. 226 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:43,914 - YOU WANT TO DANCE? - ONE DANCE. ALL OF US TOGETHER. 227 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:46,090 - THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT? 228 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:47,527 - YEAH. - ABSOLUTELY. 229 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,922 - BETTER GET SOME DECENT SPEAKERS UP HERE THEN, 230 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,663 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA DO THIS RIGHT. 231 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:55,535 - YES! - [laughs] 232 00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:57,580 - YEAH! 233 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,451 - WHOO! - WHOO-HOO! 234 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:02,106 - HEY. YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 235 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:04,021 - DOOR. CHAIR. 236 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,026 IT'S ABOUT PHILLIP. - I'M SORRY HE'S HERE TODAY. 237 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,288 BUT I HAD-- 238 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:13,857 - I BELIEVE THAT THAT BOY MAY BE A SCHRUTE. 239 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:18,296 AND IF HE IS, THAT CHILD NEEDS TO BE ACCORDED WHAT IS HIS. 240 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:21,256 AN ENORMOUS FARM, AN INHERITANCE, 241 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,823 AND THE RIGHT TO BE RAISED 242 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:25,695 UNDER RIGOROUS SCHRUTE TRADITIONS. 243 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:28,524 YOU WILL, OF COURSE, BE COMPENSATED 244 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:32,789 WITH A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. 245 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:34,617 - HOW THOUGHTFUL. 246 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:35,879 - THEN THE TWO OF YOU WOULD MOVE 247 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:38,055 TO MY 1,600-ACRE ESTATE, WHICH, LET'S FACE IT, 248 00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:41,493 IS A BIG STEP UP FROM LIVING IN A GAY MAN'S CLOSET. 249 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:45,367 - IF HE IS YOUR SON, 250 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:48,022 THAT'S A GREAT PLAN. 251 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:50,024 BUT HE'S NOT. 252 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:54,028 HE'S NOT YOUR SON. 253 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:56,465 - VERY WELL. 254 00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:58,032 - CAN I GO BACK TO MY DESK NOW? 255 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:01,165 - YES. 256 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:14,875 - WHAT'S THIS? 257 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,877 - WELL, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL, 258 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,748 AND YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME, 259 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:23,797 SO... I NEEDED A LITTLE HELP. 260 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,626 - JIM, I NEED MY ASSISTANT TO THE REGIONAL MANAGER, CODE RED. 261 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,236 - OKAY, I DON'T HAVE MY POCKET CODE CHART 262 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,629 ON ME RIGHT NOW, SO... 263 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:32,414 - NOW. 264 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,155 - I HAVE AN ASSISTANT NOW WHO CAN HELP YOU 265 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,635 WITH WHATEVER YOU NEED. 266 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,940 HE IS LAZY, SO CRACK THE WHIP. 267 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:40,509 - JIM, I'M NOT KIDDING. I NEED YOU. 268 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,732 - GO AHEAD. 269 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:51,433 - OKAY, UM, THIS IS-- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 270 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,657 WHAT DO WE GOT? 271 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,311 - I WAS THINKING OF PROPOSING TO ESTHER TODAY. 272 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:03,358 - WOW! OKAY, CONGRATULATIONS. THAT'S A REALLY BIG STEP, MAN. 273 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,273 - SHE'S GOT A TON OF GREAT QUALITIES. 274 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,448 SHE'S YOUNG, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 275 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:09,930 GENES SO PURE YOU COULD LICK THEM. 276 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:12,672 HER FAMILY ADMIRES ME. MY FAMILY TOLERATES HERS. 277 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:13,673 A LOT OF THEM ARE THE SAME PEOPLE 278 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,326 BECAUSE WE'RE THIRD COUSINS, 279 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,851 WHICH IS GREAT FOR BLOODLINES, AND ISN'T TECHNICALLY INCEST. 280 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,156 - RIGHT IN THE SWEET SPOT. 281 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,636 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE REALLY HAPPY. 282 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,508 - PLUS HER DOWRY CONTAINS A WALK-IN FREEZER 283 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:25,728 FULL OF FROZEN, PREMIUM CATTLE SPERM. 284 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,251 - [whistles] THAT'S A LOT OF PROS. 285 00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,818 - AND DID I MENTION THAT SHE WEAVES? 286 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,646 COLORFUL, DURABLE BLANKETS AND RUGS. 287 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,865 IT ALL ADDS UP. 288 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,823 - SO WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? 289 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,611 - [whispers] ANGELA. 290 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:09,467 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU, MAN. 291 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:12,732 ALL I KNOW IS THAT EVERY TIME I'VE BEEN FACED 292 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:15,909 WITH A TOUGH DECISION, 293 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:18,781 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT OUTWEIGHS 294 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,391 EVERY OTHER CONCERN. 295 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:23,264 ONE THING THAT WILL MAKE YOU GIVE UP ON EVERYTHING 296 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,701 YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW. 297 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:30,967 EVERY INSTINCT, EVERY RATIONAL CALCULATION. 298 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,926 - SOME SORT OF VIRUS? 299 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,797 - LOVE. 300 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,321 - OH. 301 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,813 [Snow Patrol's Open Your Eyes] 302 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:56,732 ♪ 303 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:01,476 - ♪ THE ANGER SWELLS IN MY GUTS ♪ 304 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:07,395 ♪ AND I WON'T FEEL THESE SLICES AND CUTS ♪ 305 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:10,485 ♪ 306 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:16,273 ♪ I WANT SO MUCH TO OPEN YOUR EYES ♪ 307 00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,667 ♪ 'CAUSE I NEED YOU 308 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:21,931 ♪ TO LOOK INTO MINE 309 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:25,892 ♪ 310 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:30,853 ♪ TELL ME THAT YOU'LL OPEN YOUR EYES ♪ 311 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,855 ♪ 312 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:36,946 ♪ TELL ME THAT YOU'LL OPEN YOUR EYES ♪ 313 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,122 - I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 314 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,515 - WHAT? 315 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:45,607 - ♪ TELL ME THAT YOU'LL OPEN YOUR EYES ♪ 316 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,739 ♪ 317 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:52,440 ♪ TELL ME THAT YOU'LL OPEN YOUR EYES ♪ 318 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,398 ♪ 319 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:55,878 ♪ GET UP, GET OUT 320 00:13:55,922 --> 00:14:00,230 - DWIGHT, LISTEN, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 321 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,624 YOU GOT TO FORGET ABOUT ALL THE OTHER STUFF. 322 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,192 YOU GOTTA FORGET ABOUT LOGIC 323 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,890 AND FEAR AND DOUBT. 324 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,937 YOU JUST GOTTA DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN 325 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,460 TO GET TO THE ONE WOMAN 326 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,897 WHO'S GONNA MAKE ALL THIS WORTH IT. 327 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,900 AT THE END OF THE DAY, 328 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,816 YOU GOTTA JUMP. 329 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:26,822 YOU LOVE ANGELA, DWIGHT. 330 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,259 I THINK YOU ALWAYS HAVE. 331 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,439 - YOU'RE A GOOD ASSISTANT, JIM. 332 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,964 - NOT AS GOOD AS YOU. 333 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:41,924 - THAT'S VERY TRUE. 334 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,447 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 335 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:45,710 - YOU GOT IT. 336 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:49,714 - I WAS JUST, UM, CHECKING OUT MY PRESENT. 337 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,803 - THIS IS AN AMAZING GIFT BECAUSE IT COMES WITH 338 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,762 BONUS GIFTS. 339 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,807 LOOK INSIDE. 340 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,945 - OH, MY GOD! 341 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,904 THE YEARBOOK PICTURE! 342 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,340 - YES. - THAT'S INCREDIBLE. 343 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,732 IS THIS THE BOGGLE TIMER? 344 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:08,995 - I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA GET THAT ONE. 345 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,735 I REALLY DIDN'T. - OH, NO! 346 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,085 THIS IS, LIKE, THE BEST PRESENT EVER. 347 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:15,175 OKAY, WAIT. WHAT IS THIS? 348 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,481 - A MINI GOLF PENCIL THAT YOU THREW AT ME. 349 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,963 - LIKE, THREE YEARS AGO. YOU SAVED THIS? 350 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,705 - YES, I DID. - OH, MY GOD. 351 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:26,838 - ♪ AND I WON'T WASTE A MINUTE WITHOUT YOU ♪ 352 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,452 - [sniffles] 353 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,975 - YOU WATCHED IT. 354 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,890 - YEAH. 355 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,632 - WELL, THEN I GUESS YOU'RE READY FOR THIS. 356 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,287 - WHAT'S THAT? 357 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:43,029 - IT'S FROM THE TEAPOT. 358 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:46,075 EVERYTHING YOU'LL EVER NEED TO KNOW 359 00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:48,251 IS IN THAT NOTE. 360 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,790 NOT "ENOUGH" FOR ME? 361 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,880 YOU ARE EVERYTHING. 362 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,976 - THANK YOU. 363 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,547 - OKAY. READY, EVERYBODY? - HIT IT, RED! 364 00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,027 [Erin claps and flips switch] 365 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:28,030 [Boogie Wonderland by Earth, Wind & Fire] 366 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:36,125 ♪ 367 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,829 - ♪ DANCE 368 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:48,877 ♪ BOOGIE WONDERLAND 369 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,054 ♪ DANCE 370 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:56,841 ♪ BOOGIE WONDERLAND 371 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,105 ♪ MIDNIGHT CREEPS SO SLOWLY ♪ 372 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,758 ♪ INTO HEARTS 373 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:03,631 ♪ OF MEN WHO NEED MORE THAN THEY GET ♪ 374 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,329 ♪ DAYLIGHT DEALS A BAD HAND ♪ 375 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,592 ♪ TO A WOMAN 376 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,204 ♪ WHO HAS MADE TOO MANY BETS ♪ 377 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:15,034 ♪ THE MIRROR STARES YOU IN THE FACE ♪ 378 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,515 ♪ AND SAYS, BABY, UH-UH, IT DON'T WORK ♪ 379 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,952 ♪ YOU SAY YOUR PRAYERS 380 00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:22,432 ♪ THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE 381 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:25,783 ♪ YOU DANCE AND SHAKE THE HURT ♪ 382 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,786 ♪ DANCE 383 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:32,529 ♪ BOOGIE WONDERLAND 384 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,618 ♪ DANCE 385 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:35,576 ♪ DANCE 386 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:40,711 ♪ BOOGIE WONDERLAND 387 00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,626 - I WANTED TO LEAVE QUIETLY. 388 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,280 IT SEEMED DIGNIFIED. 389 00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,195 BUT HAVING KEVIN GRIND UP ON MY FRONT 390 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,589 WHILE ERIN PRETENDS TO HUMP ME FROM BEHIND 391 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:51,287 IS A MORE ACCURATE TRIBUTE TO MY YEARS HERE. 392 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,767 [exhales] 393 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,291 I'M GONNA MISS THESE GUYS. 394 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,379 - SEE YOU GUYS AT POOR RICHARD'S, ALL RIGHT? 395 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:57,380 - ALL RIGHT, MEREDITH. - ALL RIGHT. 396 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,381 - OKAY, BYE. - SEE YOU THERE. 397 00:17:58,425 --> 00:17:59,426 - BYE, PHILLIP. - LISTEN, I-- 398 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:03,691 - HIGH FIVE. - YAY! 399 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,649 I AM GONNA DROP PHILLIP OFF AT MY MOTHER'S, 400 00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,825 AND I'LL MEET YOU AT POOR RICHARD'S IN AN HOUR. 401 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,262 - ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DROP HIM OFF? 402 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,394 - SHE DOESN'T KNOW I'M LIVING WITH A STRAIGHT WOMAN. 403 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,700 I DON'T WANT TO GET HER HOPES UP. 404 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:15,877 - ALL RIGHT. BYE, BUDDY. BYE, BYE, BYE. 405 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,270 - OH, MY GOODNESS. 406 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,185 - [sighs] 407 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,105 - PULL OVER! 408 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,497 - DWIGHT? 409 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,760 - MOVE TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD! 410 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:30,761 - WHY? 411 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,372 - PULL OVER! 412 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,678 - WHAT DO YOU--DWIGHT! [tires squeal] 413 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:37,420 [brakes screech] 414 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:40,728 DWIGHT, WHAT THE [bleep] IS YOUR PROBLEM? 415 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:41,946 - SILENCE, WOMAN! - WHO DRIVES LIKE THAT? 416 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,644 - LISTEN TO ME! I LOVE YOU! 417 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:46,255 AND I DON'T CARE THAT PHILLIP'S NOT MY SON! 418 00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:49,867 I WILL RAISE 100 CHILDREN WITH 100 OF YOUR LOVERS 419 00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,652 IF IT MEANS I CAN BE WITH YOU! 420 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,785 - CAN YOU PUT THAT DOWN? 421 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:58,006 - THIS EXPRESSES HOW LOUDLY I LOVE YOU! 422 00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,312 - [whispers] IT'S TOO LOUD. 423 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,363 - THIS IS A RING 424 00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,974 TAKEN FROM THE BUTTOCKS OF MY GRANDMOTHER, 425 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:13,674 PUT THERE BY THE GANGSTER PATRIARCH OF THE COORS DYNASTY, 426 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:16,546 MELTED IN A FOUNDRY RUN BY MENNONITES. 427 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:20,115 - OKAY. YES. YES, I WILL! 428 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,902 - [gasps] - I LOVE YOU. 429 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,775 - I LOVE YOU! [panting] 430 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:30,299 - AND I LIED TO YOU. - WHAT? 431 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,345 - PHILLIP'S YOUR SON. 432 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,824 - WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT-- 433 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,131 - I JUST NEEDED YOU TO WANT TO MARRY ME 434 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,134 BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME. 435 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,442 - GET OUT! 436 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,313 I'M A DAD! - YOU'RE A DAD! 437 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,576 - [laughs] 438 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,190 [overlapping chatter] 439 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,192 - HEY, GRAB A SEAT. 440 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,671 WE HAVE THAT TABLE AND THAT TABLE, 441 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:57,718 BUT NOT THAT TABLE OR THAT TABLE OR THAT TABLE. 442 00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,241 FLOOR'S UP FOR GRABS. 443 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,200 MEREDITH HAS BEEN HOGGING THE CAN. 444 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,812 [kiss] OH! 445 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,597 - YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO PBS. 446 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,686 - YEAH. - COLLEGE BASEBALL IS ON. 447 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:10,818 - BUT THERE'S A DOCUMENTARY COMING UP. 448 00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,123 EVERYONE IN THE BAR WILL LOVE IT. 449 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,734 - WHAT'S IT ABOUT? - A PAPER COMPANY. 450 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:14,778 - [laughs] 451 00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:16,737 - HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT THE GAME? 452 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,740 - YEAH! - YES! 453 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:20,610 - WHO WANTS PBS? 454 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:23,047 - WHOO! - YES! 455 00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:25,746 - SORRY. A TIE MEANS I DO NOTHING. 456 00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:26,834 - SIR, PLEASE. 457 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:29,489 THIS SHOW IS ABOUT ME 458 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:34,494 AND MY ATTEMPTS TO FIND LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES. 459 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:35,538 - ONE MORE FOR THE DOC. 460 00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,671 - HEY! [applause] 461 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,803 [overlapping chatter] - YAY, ANDY! 462 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:42,937 - ALL RIGHT. - YES! 463 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,286 - HEY, HOW WAS THE SINGING SHOW AUDITION? 464 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:49,248 - OH. EH, WHATEVER. NO BIG DEAL. 465 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:53,164 - OKAY. 30 SECONDS TO SHOW TIME. 466 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,036 - I FEEL SCARED A LITTLE. 467 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,864 - YEAH, I'M NOT READY FOR THIS. 468 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,822 - NO ONE IS READY FOR THIS. YOU CAN'T BE READY FOR THIS. 469 00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:00,563 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 470 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:04,306 - ONE THING WE DO KNOW. NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME. 471 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,439 - HERE WE GO. 472 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,397 [upbeat music] 473 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:11,966 - ALL RIGHT, JIM, YOUR QUARTERLIES LOOK VERY GOOD. 474 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,663 HOW ARE THINGS GOING AT THE LIBRARY? 475 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,752 - OH, I TOLD YOU. I COULDN'T CLOSE IT, SO-- 476 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:18,799 - SO, YOU'VE COME TO THE MASTER FOR GUIDANCE? 477 00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:20,801 IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, GRASSHOPPER? 478 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,716 - UH, ACTUALLY, YOU CALLED ME IN HERE. 479 00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:25,762 - ALL RIGHT. WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.