1 00:00:01,336 --> 00:00:04,381 The Sabre Code of Conduct outlines the governing principles 2 00:00:04,631 --> 00:00:08,968 key to establishing and maintaining trust with our employees, clients... 3 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:10,720 Oh, my God, kill me. 4 00:00:10,804 --> 00:00:13,973 Hey. All right, obviously, we all want to die, 5 00:00:14,057 --> 00:00:18,853 but we have to get through this, so Gabe, go ahead. It's okay. 6 00:00:19,229 --> 00:00:21,314 Oh, is it... Is it okay with you? 7 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:23,566 Because if it's not, you work for me, so... 8 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,151 Comply with all applicable laws, 9 00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:26,611 regulations, policies and contracts 10 00:00:26,695 --> 00:00:27,779 governing our business. 11 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:29,197 Be honest, fair... I'm going to do it. 12 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,283 ...trustworthy in all your business activities and relationships. 13 00:00:32,784 --> 00:00:35,203 Treat one another... Oh! I'm going into labor! 14 00:00:35,787 --> 00:00:37,080 Okay. She's going into labor! Oh, my goodness. 15 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:38,164 Make way, everybody! 16 00:00:38,498 --> 00:00:40,500 I know it's wrong to fake going into labor 17 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:42,669 just to get out of things, but sometimes, 18 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:43,920 it's necessary. 19 00:00:44,421 --> 00:00:45,422 I'm going into labor. 20 00:00:45,505 --> 00:00:47,048 But should I have corn dogs or... 21 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:48,758 I'm going into labor! 22 00:00:48,925 --> 00:00:50,802 Okay, three reasons you are wrong about True Blood. 23 00:00:51,261 --> 00:00:53,138 Number one... I'm going into labor. 24 00:00:56,141 --> 00:00:57,183 Here we go! 25 00:00:57,267 --> 00:01:00,395 Hey, guys, you can't keep saying you're going into labor. 26 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:01,563 Everyone knows you're full of it. 27 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:03,064 Yeah. It's not fair, you guys. 28 00:01:03,148 --> 00:01:04,149 - Pitiful. - So stupid. 29 00:01:04,983 --> 00:01:05,984 Never cry wolf. 30 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:07,861 Okay- Okay- 31 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,197 Oh. Oh! Oh, my gosh! 32 00:01:11,322 --> 00:01:13,241 Oh, my God, Pam! 33 00:01:13,324 --> 00:01:15,952 I'm really in labor! This is happening. 34 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:17,287 Okay, guys- Okay. 35 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:18,580 Here we go. We'll see you. 36 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,331 How do you feel? 37 00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:21,958 Drive carefully! Good luck! 38 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:23,710 - Bye! - Good luck! 39 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,716 False alarm. 40 00:01:51,321 --> 00:01:55,033 What? They took another client from us? 41 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:56,701 Okay, bye. 42 00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:01,748 Man, business is war. 43 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,502 Customers, clients, it's like a war out there. 44 00:02:06,002 --> 00:02:07,545 I am a leader, 45 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:12,008 but you can only inspire people so much in a place like this. 46 00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:16,221 So today, I'm turning the inspire factor up to 10. 47 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:20,016 With a little help from my friend, America's bloodiest battle. 48 00:02:21,726 --> 00:02:25,271 Why even read business books? We should be studying war. 49 00:02:25,355 --> 00:02:27,565 Going to places like Gettysburg. Where is that? 50 00:02:27,899 --> 00:02:28,900 It's right here in PA. 51 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:31,277 Ah! 52 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:36,241 Well, we should take a field trip there. I mean, that would be so cool. 53 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,700 I wonder if that bus downstairs is... 54 00:02:37,784 --> 00:02:40,411 Okay, Andy. We get it. It's a trip to Gettysburg. 55 00:02:40,620 --> 00:02:43,081 That sounds super inspiring! I'm in! 56 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:44,916 Gettysburg? Hmm. Could be interesting. 57 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:46,835 Second most northern battle in the Civil War. 58 00:02:46,918 --> 00:02:49,629 Actually, it is the northernmost. 59 00:02:49,963 --> 00:02:51,005 Ha! 60 00:02:51,089 --> 00:02:53,424 The Civil War history industry 61 00:02:53,508 --> 00:02:57,178 has conveniently forgotten about the Battle of Schrute Farms. 62 00:02:57,554 --> 00:03:01,766 Whatever. I'm over it. It's just grossly irresponsible. 63 00:03:02,267 --> 00:03:03,768 Charge! 64 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:05,937 Well, this could be fun. 65 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:08,439 Yeah, well, the bus has free Wi-Fi, 66 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:12,277 and I made special low sugar lunches for everyone. 67 00:03:12,402 --> 00:03:14,696 And is anyone kosher or halal? 68 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:15,738 What's the halal option? 69 00:03:15,822 --> 00:03:18,616 Dates, tabouleh and bagel with cream cheese. 70 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:19,742 Out. 71 00:03:19,826 --> 00:03:23,580 You know, it's the same as the kosher option. There's a lesson in there. 72 00:03:24,122 --> 00:03:26,833 I mean, I can't force you to go, you're not my slaves. 73 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,710 Thanks to Gettysburg. 74 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:30,253 But who's coming with me? 75 00:03:30,670 --> 00:03:32,380 I'm in. I'm in, too. 76 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:37,135 I guess I'm a sucker for historical fiction. 77 00:03:37,427 --> 00:03:39,387 Anyone who's not going, you're dead to me. 78 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:41,472 You're uninvited. I don't want you to come. 79 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:44,017 But FYI, there will be leftover 80 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,894 turkey and pesto sammies in the fridge. 81 00:03:45,977 --> 00:03:46,978 Yes! 82 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:49,063 One for you. Cool, thanks. 83 00:03:49,147 --> 00:03:50,356 And one for you. 84 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:51,733 Cool, thanks. 85 00:03:51,816 --> 00:03:55,194 Oh! You missed your head. There you go. 86 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:56,571 Phyllis, think fast! 87 00:03:58,489 --> 00:04:01,367 All right, guys, a little foreplay before we do it. 88 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:05,747 Fans of Ken Burns' Jazz will most certainly enjoy The Civil War. 89 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:07,373 You know, I just got Limitless on my iPad. 90 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:09,083 I bet I could get it on the TV. 91 00:04:09,167 --> 00:04:12,337 Oh, isn't that the one where the guy becomes limitless? 92 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:15,423 It's just not appropriate. If we were going to visit Bradley Cooper's birthplace, 93 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:17,342 I'd be the first one suggesting that. I'd be rooting for it... 94 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:20,803 Limitless, Limitless, Limitless, Limitless, Limitless! 95 00:04:20,887 --> 00:04:22,305 All right, all right, all right! 96 00:04:24,349 --> 00:04:25,350 Here. 97 00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:27,685 Like it? Oh, by the picnic table? 98 00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:29,354 Then you've got to get the fire pit. 99 00:04:29,771 --> 00:04:31,940 I can't get a fire pit, I have two babies. 100 00:04:32,023 --> 00:04:33,733 But the fire pit is a no brainer. Oh, hi there. 101 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:38,196 Hi, Robert. Hey. Um, how are you doing? Good to see you again. 102 00:04:38,571 --> 00:04:40,531 Where is everyone? Where is Andy? 103 00:04:40,615 --> 00:04:41,866 Andy took some of the other people 104 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:43,326 on a corporate retreat to Gettysburg. 105 00:04:44,202 --> 00:04:48,581 Well, I was hoping to talk out some ideas with Andy. 106 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:55,546 But what we have here is perhaps better. 107 00:04:56,631 --> 00:04:58,841 By not going on the trip, you've shown 108 00:04:58,967 --> 00:05:01,219 you're the free thinkers of the office. 109 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:04,305 Robert, you've got your sheep, and you got your black sheep. 110 00:05:04,389 --> 00:05:07,100 And I'm not even a sheep. I am on the freaking moon. 111 00:05:09,394 --> 00:05:11,229 So, here's what we can do. 112 00:05:11,938 --> 00:05:12,939 Game changers. 113 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:15,817 Changes to the game, such that the game 114 00:05:15,942 --> 00:05:18,319 can never be played the same way again. 115 00:05:18,987 --> 00:05:22,156 Everyone, brainstorm some innovations. 116 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:25,493 Don't be afraid to get weird with it. 117 00:05:26,953 --> 00:05:28,079 Meredith! 118 00:05:30,415 --> 00:05:31,541 Excited. 119 00:05:34,794 --> 00:05:35,920 Okay. 120 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:49,976 You guys, get excited! 121 00:05:50,101 --> 00:05:51,269 Movie's almost over. 122 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:56,482 All right, we're here. Limitless can wait. 123 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:00,695 Fun fact. In France, they call Limitless 124 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:02,739 "The Man with Many Capabilities." 125 00:06:02,822 --> 00:06:07,952 Whoo-hoo! Ladies and gentlemen, the 1800s await you. 126 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:11,164 We can watch Limitless on the way back. 127 00:06:11,289 --> 00:06:13,124 I got Source Code on the way back. 128 00:06:15,168 --> 00:06:16,169 Whoo! 129 00:06:18,171 --> 00:06:19,505 Where are you going? 130 00:06:20,673 --> 00:06:23,217 Visitors' Center. Going to grab a map for the memorials, right? 131 00:06:23,301 --> 00:06:25,219 We're not going to the Visitors' Center. We're not tourists. 132 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:26,763 No, of course we're not tourists. 133 00:06:26,846 --> 00:06:29,057 We're just people that aren't from here who are taking a tour. 134 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:31,476 Yeah, the sign says, "Begin tour here." 135 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:35,063 Unless you're going on the very specially created 136 00:06:35,146 --> 00:06:37,732 and meticulously researched Andy Bernard Tour. 137 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:40,651 After Chancellorsville, 138 00:06:40,735 --> 00:06:44,864 Lee brought his army up the Shenandoah Valley, right through here. 139 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:49,202 They stopped in this field for a picnic, which they called "lunch." 140 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:50,953 Yeah, but I'm confused... 141 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:52,580 Total deaths belongs to Gettysburg. 142 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:54,916 But when you're talking about DPA, that's deaths per acre... 143 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:57,001 Uh-huh. ...nothing beats the Battle of Schrute Farms. 144 00:06:57,502 --> 00:06:59,754 Oh, DPA sounds way more important... Oh, it is. 145 00:06:59,921 --> 00:07:02,590 And you should read some of these letters that the soldiers wrote home. 146 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,801 I mean, it makes the Battle of Gettysburg 147 00:07:04,884 --> 00:07:06,969 sound like a bunch of schoolgirls wrestling over a hairbrush. 148 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:13,267 I'm telling you, they're heartbreaking, too. So beautifully written. 149 00:07:13,351 --> 00:07:15,186 Dwight, what are you telling this girl? 150 00:07:15,353 --> 00:07:16,562 The truth. 151 00:07:16,646 --> 00:07:19,190 Stop filling her head with nonsense, okay? She doesn't know any better. 152 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,192 Oscar, I'm so glad you just got here. 153 00:07:21,317 --> 00:07:22,777 I would have believed everything he said. 154 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:25,029 No,no,no. You're filling her head with nonsense. 155 00:07:25,238 --> 00:07:27,532 You and the history books. I'm telling the truth! 156 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:28,825 Interesting. 157 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:30,159 Yes, thank you. 158 00:07:30,243 --> 00:07:32,537 All of history has been whitewashed. 159 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,664 Really? Why don't you tell us the real history, Gore Vidal? 160 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:36,999 Okay, I will. I don't know who that is, 161 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:38,126 but I'm going to tell you this. 162 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:39,168 He's a historian. 163 00:07:39,252 --> 00:07:42,547 Gettysburg was very important. Credit where credit is due, okay? 164 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:45,049 Big mad props to Gettysburg. 165 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:48,553 Was it, however, the most northern battle of the Civil War? 166 00:07:48,928 --> 00:07:50,096 Yes, yes... Not by a long shot! 167 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:51,139 Yes! No! 168 00:07:51,264 --> 00:07:54,308 No, it was not! No, it was not! 169 00:07:54,392 --> 00:07:56,060 Was it the second most northern? 170 00:07:56,144 --> 00:07:57,395 What? 171 00:07:57,478 --> 00:08:00,148 Sure! I would cede it was the second most northern battle... 172 00:08:00,231 --> 00:08:01,274 Erin! 173 00:08:01,357 --> 00:08:03,317 Was it the northernmost? No! Get out of here, Oscar... 174 00:08:03,401 --> 00:08:04,402 Get out of here! 175 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:10,241 I am so eager to hear your game changers. Let's dig in, shall we? 176 00:08:10,408 --> 00:08:12,326 May I go first? Absolutely. 177 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:18,291 Raw fish.The disgusting food from Japan 178 00:08:18,374 --> 00:08:20,042 that Americans would never want to eat. 179 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:22,086 Now, we can't get enough of it. 180 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:26,591 From movie stars to construction workers, sushi is what's for dinner. 181 00:08:28,009 --> 00:08:33,264 Let me throw another idea at you. Origami. What? 182 00:08:33,806 --> 00:08:37,560 The crazy art of paper folding from, that's right, Japan. 183 00:08:38,102 --> 00:08:40,271 Don't you wish you could go back to 1980 184 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:43,149 and open the first sushi restaurant in Manhattan? 185 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,735 We can do that with 186 00:08:47,111 --> 00:08:50,448 origami, it's the sushi of paper. 187 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,491 This idea hasn't gripped me. 188 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:54,869 What else did you come up with? 189 00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:56,954 I had to memorize the presentation, Robert, 190 00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:59,081 and it took a long time to build the swan, so. 191 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:00,499 That was bad. 192 00:09:02,210 --> 00:09:04,045 If your woman is like mine, 193 00:09:04,128 --> 00:09:06,797 I bet you come home to hear the same thing all the time. 194 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:10,259 "This paper is so hard. It scratches. 195 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:13,054 "Why can't there be a paper just for me? 196 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:14,305 Well, now there is. 197 00:09:18,142 --> 00:09:21,687 It's pink, scented and silky soft. 198 00:09:22,063 --> 00:09:25,983 Now, you can watch the game, and she can write a letter to her sister. 199 00:09:27,151 --> 00:09:30,905 The situation you described, returning home to a wife complaining about 200 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:33,491 her paper being too masculine, is not one that I'm familiar with. 201 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:36,827 In the African American community. No. 202 00:09:38,371 --> 00:09:39,830 Thought it was worth a try. 203 00:09:40,665 --> 00:09:42,041 That's fascinating. 204 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:45,002 Tell me, what's the significance of the peach orchard, though? 205 00:09:45,378 --> 00:09:47,380 Well, that's a great question. Actually, some of the most... 206 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:49,048 Excuse me, I've got a question for you. 207 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,842 Can you tell us about the Battle of Schrute Farms? 208 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:53,719 Oh, I haven't heard of that one. 209 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:56,764 Really? Okay, follow-up question, 210 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,516 how much are they paying you to keep your mouth shut? 211 00:09:59,267 --> 00:10:03,229 I apologize for my friend. And for the Republicans who are cutting your funding. 212 00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:05,231 We don't need to bother this poor gentleman. 213 00:10:05,356 --> 00:10:07,316 I know exactly where we're going. Giddy-up! 214 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:10,528 Tallyho! 215 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,115 Are you Lincoln? 216 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,491 No, no, I'm... 217 00:10:16,242 --> 00:10:20,204 Apparently, I bear a passing resemblance to Abraham Lincoln. 218 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:21,789 It makes it kind of hard for me to go to places 219 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,874 like museums, historical monuments, 220 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,002 elementary schools. I don't see it. 221 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:28,587 Chelsea, give Mr. Lincoln your hat so I can take a picture. 222 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,464 Okay, quick. 223 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:34,385 Hey, Lincoln's starting. 224 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:40,057 Oh, no. No, no, no, no. I'm actually with a tour group myself, so... 225 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,896 Hello, I'm Abraham Lincoln. 226 00:10:46,731 --> 00:10:49,108 Some people call me the "Great Emancipator," 227 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,235 but you might know me from the penny. 228 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,990 Okay, you know the test booklets 229 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,992 that they give out in all the schools? 230 00:10:58,075 --> 00:11:00,119 I was thinking that we could put a coupon in the back 231 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:03,080 that people would mail in to us. 232 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:06,125 And as, you know, as I tell it, I don't like it. 233 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,879 Unless, of course, you are responding to it. I am not. 234 00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:12,089 Um, excuse me, I'm going to go to the bathroom. 235 00:11:13,049 --> 00:11:15,092 At this point, when you're this pregnant, 236 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:17,261 it's kind of like senior spring. 237 00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:20,431 The other day, I spit my gum out on the carpet. 238 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:23,059 Kevin. You've been quiet. 239 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,270 I'm curious to know what your game changer is. 240 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,606 You know how in the vending machine, 241 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:32,777 they have the chocolate chip cookies in the A-1 spot? 242 00:11:32,902 --> 00:11:34,362 They do that because they think 243 00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:36,614 A-1 is the best spot for the best cookie. 244 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:40,618 But the real best spot is D-4. 245 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,787 Right? That's where the eyes go. 246 00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:45,122 So... 247 00:11:45,623 --> 00:11:49,460 Cookies. Cookie placement. 248 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:52,421 Yeah. But not just the cookies, though. 249 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,007 That was just a for instance. 250 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,593 Who else agrees with Kevin 251 00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:02,473 that we're wasting facilities, manpower on our underselling products, 252 00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:05,810 when we should be pushing our top performers? 253 00:12:14,944 --> 00:12:16,737 There you get consensus. 254 00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:18,614 Okay, we are now on a planet where 255 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:21,117 Kevin is the most creative person around 256 00:12:21,659 --> 00:12:24,954 and I am just some good looking guy. 257 00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:27,540 I just don't understand. 258 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:30,668 It's 1865, victory is ours, 259 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:35,840 I have saved the very soul of our nation and yet, happiness eludes me. 260 00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:42,972 Oh, perhaps a trip to the theater will enliven my spirits. 261 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,348 No! 262 00:12:44,682 --> 00:12:49,019 So, another thing about oatmeal cookies. Who even wants them? 263 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,898 I mean, I've seen Toby eat one like once, 264 00:12:52,982 --> 00:12:56,652 but other than that, forget it. 265 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,529 Interesting. 266 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:04,827 So what is Dunder Mifflin's oatmeal cookie? 267 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:07,913 What is the product that no one wants? 268 00:13:08,372 --> 00:13:11,375 How about that two-hole punch letter? 269 00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:15,254 Only the lawyers want that punch at the top, and they use legal. 270 00:13:17,423 --> 00:13:21,719 That's the oatmeal cookie. Fantastic, Kevin, fantastic. 271 00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:23,345 Thank you. 272 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,098 By the way, did we leave all the food on the bus? 273 00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:30,144 Let's talk about food for a second. Food for thought. 274 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,812 Yeah, that's what I had for breakfast, 275 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,522 and I think that's probably why I'm still hungry. 276 00:13:33,606 --> 00:13:38,861 Hunger. Hunger for victory. Hunger for honor, hunger for pride. 277 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,571 Hunger for hamburgers. 278 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,281 Hunger for chicken chimichangas. 279 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:43,491 Right, Darryl? That's good. 280 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:48,078 Exactly. Now, do you know what the Civil War soldiers were hungry for? 281 00:13:48,746 --> 00:13:51,499 Pride. Now, each battalion had its own flag, 282 00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:53,334 and they guarded these flags with their lives. 283 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:57,880 Colonel Harrison Jeffords of the 4th Michigan Infantry 284 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,924 saw his flag being carried away, 285 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,051 chased it down with nothing but a sword, 286 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:07,306 fought tooth and nail at the foot of that flag until he died. 287 00:14:07,932 --> 00:14:09,600 He wasn't about to let them have that flag. 288 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,978 Pride. Right, guys? 289 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:19,360 I commissioned this flag for Dunder Mifflin. It cost me $200. 290 00:14:19,777 --> 00:14:21,028 Only $200? 291 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:25,824 We are all branches on this tree. And from the tree comes paper. 292 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:30,329 We're all part of a business, but business is war. 293 00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:32,289 What's that I hear? 294 00:14:32,957 --> 00:14:37,127 Oh! A rebel paper company is coming to take our flag. 295 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:39,630 What's going on here? Whee-hoo! 296 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:43,592 Come and get it! Who's going to get the flag? Who's getting it? Whoa, hey! 297 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:46,470 Don't look where I am, look where I'm going. Jerk right, jerk left, jerk... 298 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:48,847 Andy, this is inappropriate. People died here, man. 299 00:14:49,098 --> 00:14:52,017 Get the flag, get the flag! Come on, Big Tuna. 300 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:54,520 What are you going to do about it? We've got a flag right here! 301 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:55,604 Whee-hoo! 302 00:14:57,523 --> 00:15:00,276 Spangler's Spring is a mile this way. 303 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:05,656 Oh, wow. So, that's two miles if you incorporate the walk back. 304 00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:09,952 It's... I mean, come on. 305 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:12,288 Oh, I don't think I should walk anymore. 306 00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:14,623 All I had for breakfast was oatmeal, 307 00:15:14,707 --> 00:15:18,168 yogurt, coffee, orange juice and toast. 308 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:21,589 Two poached eggs and then that half a sandwich on the bus. 309 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:22,673 I can't. 310 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,425 All right, fine. You know what? 311 00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:25,843 I guess this place just hasn't rubbed off 312 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:27,344 on you the way that I hoped it would. 313 00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:34,393 I'm still going, and I'm not going to ask anymore. 314 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,562 I'm not even going to look back, 315 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,230 I'm just going to assume that you're with me. 316 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,366 You said you weren't going to look back. 317 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,787 And why is BlackRock 318 00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:58,626 suddenly the paragon by which all hedge funds must now be compared? 319 00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:00,919 Yeah, I don't know. 320 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,631 Right? I mean, you're an accountant, 321 00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:06,675 those bogus prospectuses must drive you insane. 322 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:11,221 Yes, I am an accountant. 323 00:16:12,056 --> 00:16:15,142 Dwight, this is one of the archivists here. 324 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,061 I thought maybe we can consult him. 325 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,228 Really? Yeah. 326 00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:21,857 Well, anyone employed by the Gettysburg industrial complex 327 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,525 is certainly going to want to keep quiet 328 00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:25,235 about the Battle of Schrute Farms. 329 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,488 Schrute Farms, did you say? 330 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:30,824 That is a fascinating little chapter of the Civil War. 331 00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:31,992 You've heard about it? 332 00:16:32,076 --> 00:16:36,455 Yes!Ha! Prepare to be refuted. Go on, come on. 333 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,332 There you go. 334 00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:41,835 Families and sweethearts back home 335 00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:44,296 waited desperately for letters from the front. 336 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:49,093 "Dearest Mother, I'm sorry it has been so long since my last letter. 337 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,762 "It is three months since I arrived at Schrute Farms, 338 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:56,642 "and I fear I may never leave this place alive. Melvyn Fifer Garris. " 339 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,644 Hallowed ground. 340 00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:02,189 But the battle at Schrute Farms was no battle at all. 341 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:05,818 It was a code used by pacifists from both North and South, 342 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,361 who'd turned the Pennsylvania farmhouse 343 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:10,739 into an artistic community and a refuge from the war. 344 00:17:10,823 --> 00:17:14,535 You have to understand, poets, artists, dancers, 345 00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:17,746 these kinds of men preferred peace to war. 346 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:21,542 These delicate, lovely men found a place of refuge 347 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,585 among the Schrutes of Schrute Farm. 348 00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:26,296 Amidst the macho brutality of war, 349 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:30,884 this was a place where dandies and dreamers could put on plays, 350 00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:33,220 sing tender ballads and dance in the moonlight. 351 00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:37,474 I like to think of Schrute Farm as the Underground Railroad 352 00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:41,437 for the sensitive and, well, fabulous. 353 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,149 Wow, this is so much better than the story you made up. 354 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:47,025 I've seen enough. 355 00:17:47,151 --> 00:17:49,069 You're right, there should be a monument to this. 356 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:53,157 Never trust a cookie with a woman's name. 357 00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:58,162 Pecan Sandy. Lorna Doone. Madeleine. 358 00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,371 Oh... 359 00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,373 They'll just break your heart. 360 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,503 Kevin, you are... 361 00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:10,090 Robert, I hate to interrupt, but I would love to pitch you one last idea. 362 00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:12,718 I call it the Big Mac idea. 363 00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:14,303 What? No. 364 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,846 Big Mac idea. Sounds encouraging. 365 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:18,307 It's really, really good, Robert. Let me explain. 366 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,726 No, this is not fair. This is my idea. 367 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,520 He's trying to steal it because he's jealous of me. 368 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,440 Well, what is the idea? 369 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:31,195 Every time you buy a Big Mac, you set one ingredient aside. 370 00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:36,325 Then, at the end of the week, you have a free Big Mac. 371 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:40,204 And you love it even more, because you made it with your own hands. 372 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:44,958 You know what? Now I remember. That was your idea. 373 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:47,544 That is 100% your idea. 374 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,840 Oh, my- 375 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,386 It was just actually cookies the whole time. 376 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,058 Damn it. Hey. 377 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,729 You guys came. Where's everyone else? 378 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,524 Back at the bus. We were locked out. 379 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,901 Phyllis is sitting on the ground, eating a dirty sandwich. 380 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,403 Yeah, I asked the bus driver to lock it 381 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:15,447 because our stuff was in there. I guess he follows orders. 382 00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,992 Yeah, sorry everybody else didn't come. I think they're just tired. 383 00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:21,578 With holes in their shoes and their dysentery. 384 00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:24,122 Even without an audience, you're still at it. 385 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:25,624 What are you talking about? 386 00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:30,087 Our office has a disease, and it goes by many names. 387 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:34,383 Sarcasm, snark, "wisecracks." 388 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,510 You take things that people care about, 389 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,847 and you make them feel lame about it with your jokes. 390 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,598 That's what you did with this trip. 391 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:45,519 Andy, this whole idea of our situation 392 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,021 being just like war, it's just not true. 393 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,940 We just work at a paper company, 394 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,650 and you're our regional manager. 395 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:55,070 And guess what, man? You don't have to prove anything. 396 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:58,198 We like you as regional manager. 397 00:19:58,282 --> 00:20:01,243 Andy, if you don't believe me, take a look at what's on my head. 398 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,287 I'm wearing a very pink hat. 399 00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:06,456 I've been getting weird looks all day, because I'm pretty sure 400 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,917 "DM does GB" means something kind of sexual. 401 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,712 But guess who's wearing them? All of us. 402 00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:14,381 Just for you, man. That's huge. 403 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,551 You don't like the hats? 404 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,635 They're terrible. 405 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:19,803 I hate myself. 406 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,432 They just didn't turn out how I wanted. In my head, they were cooler. 407 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:24,516 But they do look weird. 408 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,227 The world will little note 409 00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,605 nor long remember the fight that 410 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,982 Jim and I had here at Gettysburg. 411 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,776 And that's good, because I was basically wrong. 412 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:39,448 I wanted my team to be like this army and I was their general, 413 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,908 but I guess it's really just more like 414 00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:43,827 they're people who work in an office and I'm their manager. 415 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:49,333 Yeah, that's really probably a better analogy. Now that I think about it. 416 00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:54,504 Abe and Mary are seated watching the show. 417 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:59,509 Oh, Mary, this is wonderful. 418 00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:03,972 Okay, Mary, stop your scolding. I'll be quiet. 419 00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:08,185 I need her like I need a hole in the head! 420 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,024 Mmm. Oh... 421 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,778 Bang!