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Oops. A little help.
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Wow, your hair
is really thinning.
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Standing is proven to be
healthier, increases productivity
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and just looks cooler.
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Picture someone
doing something heroic.
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Now, was he sitting
or standing?
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Not counting FDR.
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Every second you sit there
is an hour off your life.
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Look at all of you.
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I feel like you're
in a suicide cult.
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No,no,no. You're way
off on that one.
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Are you really
comfortable standing there?
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I tried one of those, and I just
couldn't find the sweet spot.
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Hey, guys, let's just all admit it, okay?
Dwight's better than us.
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He had the guts
to stop sitting,
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and he's never, ever gonna
go back on it, right?
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That's right, Jim.
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Hey, man.
Hey.
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Taking a
load off, huh?
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No. Putting a
load on, more like.
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Good luck with that.
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Last thing I need is luck.
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Thank you so much.
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What are you up to?
Oh, look out.
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Just... What are you doing?
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Think fast. Ha ha!
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Give that back. Come on. Prank!
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That's real creative.
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You know what, you're right.
It's not my best.
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'Cause you could
easily just bend over
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and pick that up,
right?
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I could. I just don't
feel like it, loser.
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Because you're sitting?
Standing.
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Okay.
Don't!
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Because you're sitting?
Standing.
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You know
I have to do this.
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I know.
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Whoa!
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Andrew Baines Bernard.
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I think you could
just do Andy Bernard.
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Andrew Baines Bernard.
I love filling
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these out 'cause it's like,
Oh, I'm taking a test,
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but I know the answers.
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In four seconds, my wife is going
to be coming through that door.
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I told her she
could work here.
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Under no circumstances
can that be allowed to happen.
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There you are, honey.
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How on earth did
you miss the elevator?
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What was that?
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I don't know.
He wasn't talking to me.
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But if I were you,
I wouldn't hire his wife.
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That's why my foundation,
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the Dream For
A Wish Foundation,
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is gonna put them
out of business.
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They're not gonna know what hit them.
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Everyone, I'd like
to introduce my wife,
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Mrs. Robert California.
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Mrs. California,
this is everyone.
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Hello.
Hi.
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Welcome.
Call me Susan, please.
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Last night at dinner,
Susan and I were talking
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about her returning
to work.
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So she's here today
to see if there's a good fit.
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Something tells me it
just might work out.
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This is Andy Bernard,
the regional manager.
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Hello. Nice to meet you.
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Hey there.
It's a pleasure. Welcome.
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Thank you.
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Andy, would you
be so kind
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as to show Susan
around the office,
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introduce her to
various departments,
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find a place
where she'll shine?
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I would love to,
but I have to be
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completely honest
with you guys.
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We're 100% staffed up.
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Andy, let's see if there's a
good fit first, then we'll talk.
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All right.
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Knock, knock, knock
Knock, knock, knock
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You don't have to say
it if you're doing it.
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Remember how you said
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that you were looking
for a place in the office
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to do calisthenics
and aerobics?
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Ah, weightlifting, yeah.
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Well, today's
your lucky day.
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I have opened,
in this very office building,
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Dwight Schrute's
Gym for Muscles.
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Want to take a look?
I'll take a look.
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Your path from
obesity begins right here.
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I've been meaning to join a gym.
For my health.
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I used to say I wanted to live long
enough to see a black president
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I didn't realize how
easy that would be.
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So now I want to
live long enough
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to see a really,
really gay president
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or a supermodel president.
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I want to see all the different
kinds of presidents.
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Obese people in my office building
are a drain on resources.
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Chairs wear out faster.
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It takes more freon
to keep them cool.
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They flush the
toilets more often.
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Plus, their massive BMs
bust the rivets on my pipes.
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But a gym turns
fat into cash.
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All right, the DM
Express is pulling out.
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All right, well, it was really
nice to meet you, Brian.
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Ah, it's actually Ryan.
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Oh, Ryan.
Yeah.
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Bitch.
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We will start
here at Erinville.
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Hi.
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Reception.
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Your classic
one-man operation.
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Although, I was
watching a movie,
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and Meryl Streep
had two secretaries.
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I was watching a movie, and a bunch
of apes took over San Francisco.
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Just saying.
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Two secretaries could convey
a sense of importance
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and success to our clients.
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Certainly worth exploring.
Wouldn't you agree, Andy?
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- I'll explore exploring it.
- Good.
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Seems like you have
this under control,
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so I'll just duck out and run
the company for a while.
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Okay.
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Okay, next stop
on the tour, sales.
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Here we go. Station
stop, Jim Halpert.
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Oh, boy, our resident truth teller.
Uh...
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All right, have at it.
Let her rip.
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What do you hate
about this place?
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Well, it's sales,
so you have to be able
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to live in the
world of rejection.
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Maybe you do.
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Hi, I'm Dwight.
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Sales is really not so hard, okay.
It's paper.
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We have it,
and they want it so bad
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they are willing
to pay for it.
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Jim?
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Well, it's not that easy.
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It's kind of
sometimes difficult.
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It's the second-easiest
job in the world.
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Being a mom.
I love shopping.
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And sales is just
the other side of that.
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That's true.
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You know, if you joined
our sales department,
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you would be working
very closely with our
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department head,
Mr. Dwight Schrute.
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That's me.
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Dwight, why don't you tell Susan
about some of your hobbies.
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Oh... Mmm-hmm. Survival skills.
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Ranking of animals.
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Maybe over a beer
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after she's closed her first sale.
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Well, make that a red wine and
I'll tell you my animal rankings.
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How am I
supposed to pull this off?
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The entire office is being nicer to
her than they've ever been to me.
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What I wouldn't give
for one of Phyllis'
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classic room-clearing
farts right now.
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Ready?
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What do you think?
Huh?
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Umm, no.
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No. This is not a gym.
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This is like a
scene out of Saw V.
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You haven't even
looked around yet.
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Look.
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Gravel bucket squat yoke.
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Right?
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Hmm.
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Dedicated phone
book ripping station.
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You ever cut tin before? No.
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Five yards in and your
forearms will be on fire.
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Plus, I will buy
the tin back from you
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that you cut for
two cents a yard.
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Now, let's go
over membership.
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I'm gonna need
the first month's
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and the last month's
up front for $49 a month.
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But every third
month is $59 a month.
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But the fourth month is a
discount month at $19 per month.
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Obviously, you know
how a gym works.
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So you know I'm not gonna
pay money for this.
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You want people to
come to your gym?
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Make a real gym.
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Darryl.
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Make a real gym.
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I was thinking accounting
might be a good fit
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because I really
clicked with Oscar,
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and I do have some
experience with bookkeeping.
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But we already have a surplus
of accountants as it is.
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I would work in customer
service, um, HR, even.
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Those are fully
staffed as well.
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Are you telling me that there's
no one in this entire office
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that could use
an extra pair of hands?
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Yes.
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I am the CEO, and I am telling
an employee of mine what to do.
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Let me beat around
the bush for a second.
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Our chairman of the board has
some very strong feelings...
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Robert, it's all right.
This is very uncomfortable.
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Obviously, there's no place for
me here, so thank you for trying.
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Why don't we
just let it go?
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No.
Absolutely not.
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Andrew, there must be
something you can do.
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There must be. Think.
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Well, there are
a lot of considerations.
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I would be eternally grateful.
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It's not a bad thing
to have the CEO owe you one.
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All right!
Well, then, welcome aboard.
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So what happens next?
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We get you over to HR and then
get you set up with accounting.
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Hang on.
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- Hello?
- Say "hello, grandma."
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Hi, gam-gam.
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Hold one finger up to Susan.
You'll just be a second.
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You numbskull!
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You were given
a very simple task.
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I could not have been
more clear with you.
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Now say, "Are you
taking your medicine?"
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Are you taking your med-meds?
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Why can you not say
exactly what I tell you?
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Undo this. Undo it.
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You didn't say good-bye
to your grandmother.
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We promised we'd
never say good-bye.
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Attention! I am
now accepting memberships
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for the Dwight Schrute
Gym for Muscles.
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First 20 members
can take advantage
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of our "pay what
you weigh" promotion.
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All I need
is another gym.
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As if I don't
have enough drama.
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We have a gym at home.
It's called the bedroom.
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Who's spotting who?
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"Don't use the bike
in the corner,
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"that's Bruce's.
Jeremy says..."
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Enough. Oscar, enough.
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Kelly?
I have these sneakers,
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which are basically just like
a gym for your feet, so...
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That's okay. I know
how to build a business.
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You gotta bet the
black people to do it
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to get the white
people to do it.
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Then you gotta get the black
people to stop doing it.
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One step at a time.
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Did you bring your
passport with you?
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Who walks around
with their passport?
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Well, I do.
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Always ready
for adventure.
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Have you had any?
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No.
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Hey, GUYS
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So Robert doesn't want
his wife working here.
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So now that she is,
we have to drive her away.
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Andy, if he didn't want her working
here, then why did you hire her?
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Oscar, it was a mistake.
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But one that can be fixed by
all of us being mean to her.
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How can we do that?
She's simply wonderful.
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This is all pathetic.
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I am not asking,
lam ordering.
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How mean are
we talking about?
252
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It would be great if
she were gone by lunch.
253
00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:39,909
Erin, you're up. Find her a place
to work, but not too comfortable.
254
00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:42,411
Got it. I know exactly
which stapler to give her.
255
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,292
Here you go.
256
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:53,381
Um, do you think it
would be possible
257
00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:54,965
to move to that
desk over there?
258
00:11:55,049 --> 00:11:58,219
Because this seems a bit cramped,
and I don't have a computer.
259
00:11:58,386 --> 00:11:59,720
Well, that's a sales desk.
260
00:11:59,804 --> 00:12:02,598
Yeah. You need to be over
here with us accountants.
261
00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:05,142
Just sit here
and be quiet.
262
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,312
And if you have a question,
just raise your hand.
263
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:12,733
But I'm gonna save you some time,
sweetie, and give you the answer now.
264
00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:16,695
I don't know.
265
00:12:18,656 --> 00:12:20,074
No, I don't think
we should be trying
266
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:21,617
to make this
place seem unpleasant.
267
00:12:21,826 --> 00:12:23,244
I think we should
let this place
268
00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:24,745
just crush her
spirit by itself.
269
00:12:24,829 --> 00:12:26,455
I mean, it knows
what it's doing.
270
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,332
That's Gerald.
271
00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:30,835
Oh, wow. So cute.
272
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,420
Oh, that is so cute.
273
00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:36,674
Oh, he's so tiny.
Is he in a ladle?
274
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:37,925
Yeah, he's in a ladle.
275
00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:40,261
That's adorable. How on earth
did you get him in a ladle?
276
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:41,554
He did it himself.
277
00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:43,180
Is that ladle
stainless or...
278
00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:44,473
Oh, stainless.
Williams Sonoma.
279
00:12:44,849 --> 00:12:47,017
Excuse me, waiter,
there's a dog in my soup.
280
00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:48,978
It's not
that kind of ladle.
281
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,105
Very cute.
Let me see.
282
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,232
Just the battery
on these things.
283
00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,109
I'm sorry,
I've gotta recharge this.
284
00:12:56,861 --> 00:12:59,113
I get it.
Last time I had a job,
285
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,115
I remember I hated
the boss' wife.
286
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,535
Of course, she was
married to Robert.
287
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:10,374
Your employees don't
seem to be taking to me.
288
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,043
Andy!
289
00:13:15,588 --> 00:13:17,715
Andy, could you
step in here, please?
290
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,050
We'll fix this.
291
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,470
What is going on?
292
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:23,679
Please.
293
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,932
Ah, Andrew, my wife
294
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:31,729
has brought up an issue that
requires your attention.
295
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:36,901
So, if you'll excuse me,
I should step out,
296
00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:42,072
get to the ATM before that homeless
man sets up camp for the night.
297
00:13:47,453 --> 00:13:49,788
Okey-dokey, artichokey.
298
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:52,875
You hate it, don't you?
299
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,084
Do you not want me here?
300
00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:56,378
Why would you say that?
It's okay.
301
00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:58,339
I understand. I'm not
sure how I would feel
302
00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:00,341
about having the boss'
wife work for me either.
303
00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:02,259
It's not that exactly.
304
00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:03,636
But it is something.
305
00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:07,139
Let's just say that if you
don't want to work here,
306
00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:08,974
I am totally
prepared to respect that.
307
00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:10,935
Why would you not
want me working here?
308
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,478
I don't know.
309
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:16,774
I think I understand
what you're going through.
310
00:14:17,525 --> 00:14:21,695
My husband can be a very
difficult man to read, can't he?
311
00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:22,821
Yes!
312
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,116
The dude is an enigma.
313
00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:28,369
So he is mixed up
in this, isn't he?
314
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,498
Got it.
315
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:36,961
What do you
think you're doing?
316
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,295
Getting my sweat on.
317
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,673
I build you this
temple to the human body,
318
00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:42,883
and you're lifting
what, five pounds?
319
00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:44,885
I just did, like,
35 minutes on the treadmill.
320
00:14:44,969 --> 00:14:47,221
I was watching you. You want to
know how long it really was?
321
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,764
No.
Eight minutes!
322
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,891
Dude, I'm gonna be
here all week, right?
323
00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,602
Five days a week.
I figure I'll start slow.
324
00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:56,355
Is that the same philosophy
you apply to buffalo wings?
325
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:02,695
I want you to bring that same
buffalo wing passion to this gym!
326
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:05,489
I'm gonna make you
look like Lebron James!
327
00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:07,616
It's Lejon Brames.
328
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,451
That's what I said.
Yeah.
329
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,453
Get it right.
I know.
330
00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:12,663
Cameras...
331
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:14,748
Still here. Terrific.
332
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,085
Andy and I had
a great conversation.
333
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:21,672
And I just want
to let you know
334
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:24,049
that I am not going
to be working here.
335
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:27,678
Well, that's a shame.
336
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:29,722
It just was one of those things...
Is it?
337
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,016
Because we
talked about it,
338
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,018
and it seems like that
might be what you want.
339
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,894
Which is fine.
Where did this come from?
340
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,104
Did Andy say that?
341
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,355
No, he did not.
342
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,732
But I could tell
he was struggling
343
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:41,066
to understand what
was expected of him.
344
00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:44,528
What's the struggle? He made a
great call, hired a great person.
345
00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:46,030
You sure about that?
346
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,115
Absolutely.
No games?
347
00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:49,533
No games.
348
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,869
Because Andy seemed to think
there was some information
349
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,579
he was not able
to share with me.
350
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,205
Enough of this. I mean, real...
Enough.
351
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:58,375
It's gotten way out of hand.
Andrew, this is my wife.
352
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:02,880
Whatever privacy you were trying to
protect between us, I thank you for.
353
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,299
But it is not
welcome right now.
354
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:07,384
Just be honest.
355
00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:12,056
Andy...
Yes.
356
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,724
Why do you keep
looking at my husband?
357
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:15,351
Andy, just answer
the question.
358
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:16,602
No games?
359
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,770
No games.
360
00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:20,230
Okay.
361
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,983
I mean, it was kind
of funny, actually.
362
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:24,818
Robert storms in,
and he says,
363
00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:26,236
"In four seconds,
my wife's gonna be in here.
364
00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:27,488
"I told her she
could work here.
365
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:29,782
"Under no circumstances can
that be allowed to happen."
366
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,492
You lying son of a bitch!
367
00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:37,331
Tell my wife you're lying.
368
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:41,460
I am lying.
lam a compulsive liar.
369
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,503
That's not true, is it?
370
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,088
No, it's not.
371
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,882
I tell the truth
most of the time,
372
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,093
and I was just telling the
truth about your husband.
373
00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:50,636
Jim knows. He was there.
374
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,179
This is preposterous.
375
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,098
Robert...
Let's get Jim in here.
376
00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:57,810
Where's Jim?
377
00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,728
He just rolled out
and crawled out.
378
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:03,148
Can you call security, tell them
to keep an eye out for him?
379
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:04,900
Time to settle this.
380
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:07,986
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
381
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,279
I just need to get through.
382
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:12,616
Just real quick.
Real quick, open... Okay.
383
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,832
That's weird.
384
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,626
Well, he's gotta be
around here somewhere.
385
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:33,971
Ow! Ow!
386
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:35,472
Ow!
387
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,647
Creed, I was never
here, all right?
388
00:17:43,731 --> 00:17:46,108
Okay. What about
your friend?
389
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,153
Oh, boy.
390
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:56,994
This is my gym, my rules. You do
exactly as I say, no questions asked.
391
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:58,912
Yeah, I'm gonna
ask questions,
392
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:00,497
and I might not
do what you say.
393
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,292
First thing, we're gonna
stretch the pelvic bowl.
394
00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:06,128
Ready? Get down on the floor.
395
00:18:06,462 --> 00:18:07,963
Okay, I'm not doing that.
396
00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:10,382
Really?
397
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:12,176
Too embarrassing
for you? Huh?
398
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:15,095
You wish that every exercise was
strutting around the gym like the Fonz?
399
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,347
Well, how do you think
the Fonz got so cool?
400
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,641
He stretched
his pelvic bowl.
401
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:23,604
I didn't know
Darryl joined.
402
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:24,855
Looks that way.
403
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,357
Nice pelvic bowl. Deep.
404
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:31,528
Hello, Jim.
405
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:32,863
No, no. No, no, no!
406
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,698
Don't. Damn it, Tuna!
407
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:38,243
So, I think you know
what we want to know.
408
00:18:38,494 --> 00:18:39,745
Do I?
Yes.
409
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,079
I know. I do.
410
00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:45,042
Jim, I've had enough
of your unhelpfulness.
411
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:46,752
I really wish I could help.
412
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,295
I'm not really sure how I can.
413
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,339
For God's sake,
did Robert tell you
414
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,424
that he didn't
want me working here?
415
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,218
That's the thing.
416
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,678
See, I didn't want to get in the
middle of this. Still don't.
417
00:18:56,804 --> 00:18:59,014
But here's something.
418
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:02,267
I feel that maybe,
if we take a step back,
419
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:06,939
this is a simple case of
anxiety to work with a spouse.
420
00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:09,650
I think we've
got ourselves an answer.
421
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,777
No... That makes
complete sense, right?
422
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,570
Thank you all for a wonderful day.
Perfect!
423
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:14,988
Yes? Jim...
424
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:16,114
Answer the question,
please.
425
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,953
I don't know what you
want me to tell you.
426
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,664
To be really honest,
my wife works here.
427
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,290
And I love it.
428
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,334
She literally
makes me work harder.
429
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:30,128
She makes me smarter. She makes
me remember why I'm here.
430
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,258
And between us, she's on
maternity leave right now,
431
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,593
and I would love to leave
this room and see her face.
432
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,263
I would love it.
I don't know how this helps,
433
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,430
but it's just
what I'm thinking.
434
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,723
All right. Thanks.
435
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:43,517
Yes. All right.
436
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,066
Uh...
437
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,235
Yeah.
438
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:00,909
Thank you.
439
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,670
Andy.
440
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:14,089
Hey, Mrs. California.
441
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:18,969
Hey. I'm sorry about the
position you were put in today.
442
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,513
You know, honestly, we all
wanted you to work there.
443
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,308
Except for him.
Especially me.
444
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,852
Yes, I thought we
really hit it off.
445
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:28,103
Yeah.
446
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,147
Well, different circumstances.
447
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,398
Yeah.
448
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:32,858
Who knows?
Who knows?
449
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,277
Maybe after all
this settles down...
450
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:36,778
Totally.
451
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:39,239
It's a date.
452
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:40,324
Hmm?
453
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,077
You're nothing!
You're so weak!
454
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:46,163
You call yourself
a man? Huh?
455
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,457
This doesn't help me. I don't
respond to that kind of strategy.
456
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,583
Okay, fine.
457
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:52,920
Finish your set on your own, and
never come back to my gym again!
458
00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,380
Dwight, come back and spot me.
459
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,508
All right, I'll help you.
460
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:01,803
But first, you gotta
tell me what your goal is.
461
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:02,888
What do you want?
462
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:04,014
To push this bar up.
463
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:07,142
No! Because if that was the case,
the bar would be up by now.
464
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:08,435
What is your goal?
465
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,686
Help me!
466
00:21:09,895 --> 00:21:11,563
What do you want?
467
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,357
To look good for Val!
468
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,192
Val Kilmer?
469
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,486
I don't buy it,
that doesn't make any sense.
470
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,405
Wow.
471
00:21:21,073 --> 00:21:22,532
I figured out your goal.
472
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:27,245
I am gonna make you the buffest
dude Val Kilmer has ever seen.