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Oh... Oh...

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What is this?

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A meatball? Really?

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It's always more fun to mess
with Dwight with an audience.

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That was usually Pam.

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So now that she's out,
I had to find someone else.

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Turns out that Stanley
is quite the comedy fan.

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But not everything
makes him laugh.

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He has very specific tastes.

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Through a painstaking process of trial
and error, I found out what he likes.

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And it's really weird.

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Jim, come on. So juvenile.

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What the...

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You've been meatballed.

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Are you ready
for some meatballs?

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Oh, man!

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This is not very clever, Jim.

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I know.
Look for your stapler.

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Really, Jim? Really?

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Very funny.

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Okay, good night.

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What's the haul?

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Thirty-two meatballs.

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Good day.

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That idiot's been
feeding us for a week.

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We'll never have to
buy meatballs again.

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Dunder Mifflin.

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Jessica, hi, how are you?

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Yay, that's so great to hear.

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I'm not going to be one of
those exes who can't move on.

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They have their
life and I have mine.

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I'm taking an Italian class.

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So far, I have learned tortellini,
spaghettini, linguine.

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Well, it's not so much
a class as a restaurant.

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But I do Monday, Wednesday,
Friday from 7:00 to 9:00.

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I will patch you
through right now.

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You sound really
pretty today. Okay.

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Jessica, I love you.

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That's a message from my mom.

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My parents met Jessica, and they
completely flipped for her so,

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they gave me this old
family ring to use on her.

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I know. Whoa.
Pump the brakes, Bernard.

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Too early, I get it.
I just... You know,

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I'm just carrying it around,
seeing how it feels.

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I haven't proposed
to anyone in years.

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Mom took the main diamond out.
She thought that had more of a

47
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"my little brother"
kind of vibe to it. But...

48
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Whoa. It's pretty nice.

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Got a little bit of
The Shining vibe, though.

50
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Who needs a house that size?

51
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Big, stupid, pure chump bait.

52
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I'm selling the house,
actually.

53
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No, there's
a glare from over here.

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Oh, wow, that's magnificent.

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It's mid-recession in a depressed
area of a faltering state,

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and I've got the most expensive
house on the market.

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The 1% are
suffering too, people.

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I bought it to be
my Playboy Mansion.

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A temple to wine,
revelry, sex, intrigue.

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This was hot on the heels of
Eyes Wide Shut, mind you.

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Then I met my wife,
she moved in, made it her own.

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Now she's left me and forced
me to sell the place.

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The ultimate insult,
they're calling

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my speakeasy
lounge a rumpus room.

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Does my turmoil
amuse you, Jim?

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I'm sorry. I thought
you were making a joke.

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What could you possibly have
found funny in what I said?

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What was the joke
you thought you heard?

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I guess I thought
you were approaching it

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with more of
a sarcasm than misery.

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Kind of laughing
at your own pain.

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Sad clown thing.

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Oh, yes. How hilarious it is,

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to laugh at clowns, the painted
jesters of a dying circus industry.

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Very funny, Jim. I get it.

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Um, I'm getting reports of a serious
outbreak of the "grumpies" in here.

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A beautiful monster cost me
my 40s and my dream home.

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I think I'm entitled to
the occasional bad day.

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Well, please tell
Susan we all say hi.

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Dude, what if,
since you're feeling grumpy,

81
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we all swing by
tonight and check out

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your indoor pool?
Kevin, no.

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Like some sort
of last hurrah?

84
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Yeah. All of us in the pool,
saying hurrah.

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Maybe the last one
that says hurrah is "it."

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Well, I suppose someone
should enjoy the place

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before I hand it over to the staging
experts at RE/MAX tomorrow.

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Let's try this.

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Everyone, tonight, my house,
wear a swimsuit.

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Let's just call
it a get-together.

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And let's say no food.

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Hey, Oscar, was
that you who just

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created a party out of
thin air or was it me?

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That was you, Kevin.

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It was me.

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You going tonight, kiddo?
Because I can give you a lift.

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Oh, I don't know,
Meredith, it seems like

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you shouldn't drive,
maybe ever.

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It's no problem.
You live right near me.

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How do you know
where I live?

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Andy followed you home
after the Christmas party.

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Why?

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He wanted to make sure
California didn't put it in you.

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Oh. Come on.

105
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Wow. Andy's such
a weird stalker.

106
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Following me home like that
when he has a girlfriend,

107
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I should get a restraining order.

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It is warm.

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It's almost too warm.

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I'm feeling 82, 82.5.

111
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Oh. So close. Eighty-one.

112
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Well, we'll say it's 82,
and it'll be our secret.

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Hey, late guy-
Hey.

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Wow. Just stopping by.
Got another party to go to.

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A wife and two kids at home party.
Oh.

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DJ Pam Halpert is spinning some
serious Radio Disney tonight.

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You're looking at the master
of leaving parties early.

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The key is you have to
make a strong impression,

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so you want to have a picture taken,
you want to say some peculiar

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non sequitur that
people remember,

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you want to note something unique,
a talking point for later.

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I don't mean to brag, but New
Year's Eve, I was home by 9:00.

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Robert, I just wanted to
grab you for one second.

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This place is amazing,
by the way.

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You should see
the whole thing.

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I bet I should.

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That's beautiful. I'm going
to e-mail that to you.

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I'm just about
to give the tour.

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All right. Well.
Join us.

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You must see what you
were laughing about.

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I must.

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Wow.

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Yeah, that's some
pretty serious poolage.

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What are you doing?
Hmm?

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Flicking a bug
off my weiner.

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Gross.

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I'm getting a drink.
Do you want anything?

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No, I'm good.

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Funny how you can be surrounded by
people and still feel so lonely.

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Hi.
Hi.

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How is everything?
How's your car?

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It's great, you know,
reliable, great mileage.

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Is that so?

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How about this weekend we take that
sucker to a duck pond or something?

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Maybe get caught in the rain.

146
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Well, I can't. I'm
going skiing with Jessica.

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Couple of dopes
on the slopes.

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Oh. Like a goodbye trip.

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No. What?

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Hey.
Hi.

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I guess Andy isn't totally
over his current girlfriend.

152
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But if he was
jealous once before,

153
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then maybe I can
make him jealous again.

154
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Just not with Robert.

155
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He told me he was a ride I wouldn't
survive, and I believe him.

156
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Wow. You made it.
Yeah. Yeah.

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Uh-oh. Look at this. Red
plastic cup, red plastic cup.

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How about that?

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You know, you are
just as dumb at night.

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Mmm.

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There is...
This would be no problem.

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I could swim under one breath!

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No! Show me.
All right.

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Dive in from here
right now. Okay.

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Hey, Dwight Snoot. What you doing?
Wait, relaxing. Scram.

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God.

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Hey, Stanley,
what happened to my pants?

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I moved them. Pants only need a
chair if there's a person in them.

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Come on,
don't you want to play?

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Oh, really?
Yeah.

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You want to play,
you little hick?

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Dwight!

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- Awesome!
- Dwight!

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00:09:07,006 --> 00:09:08,299
Here we have
the parlor.

175
00:09:09,634 --> 00:09:12,136
I imagined people
would set down their coats

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00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:14,805
and symbolically,
their inhibitions.

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This was the gateway.

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You enter this room a lawyer,
a doctor, a teacher, a judge,

179
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but beyond it, you are simply a
penis, a vagina, a hunger, an ache.

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Susan used it as
a Pilates studio.

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Holy cow.

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My wine collection.

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How many bottles?
Three hundred?

184
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About 1,200.

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What the hell,
grab a bottle.

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Less inventory
for the lawyers.

187
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Toby, Chéteau Margaux, '95.

188
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You know your wine.

189
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Well. And you have a...
Yes, another château.

190
00:09:51,342 --> 00:09:52,969
Robert, you are too kind.

191
00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,971
Oh... Too kind doesn't
begin to cover it.

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With ammunition like this, we are
in for quite a night, you and me.

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00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,351
And Gabey makes three.

194
00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,938
Robert, thank you. Thank you for
this, thank you for all this.

195
00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,147
This night's been magical.

196
00:10:05,273 --> 00:10:06,399
Jim, come see
this next room.

197
00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:08,317
I think you
especially would like it.

198
00:10:08,693 --> 00:10:10,236
Really? Why?
I don't know.

199
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,196
Maybe not. Just come.

200
00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:22,206
Do you regret
attacking me now, hick?

201
00:10:22,415 --> 00:10:25,793
Huh? Dwight. Stop it. I
was flirting with you.

202
00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,004
I was trying to use
you to make Andy jealous.

203
00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:29,505
I'm not going to help you.

204
00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,299
Why would you choose me?
Because I'm mighty?

205
00:10:31,382 --> 00:10:34,260
Because I'm the manliest man
in the office? I'll do it!

206
00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:41,851
Stop.
You stop.

207
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,769
No, you stop.
No, you stop.

208
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:47,356
Is he looking? You can stop.

209
00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:48,983
Okay, you can stop.
No,no,no, he's not looking.

210
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,151
You can actually stop.

211
00:10:50,443 --> 00:10:51,694
Whoa, you guys,

212
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:54,697
I just found this
insane engagement ring.

213
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:55,865
Is anyone missing this?

214
00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,074
The main stone's missing.

215
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,368
I don't know.
It looks pretty great to me.

216
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:03,914
I pictured myself
here every night,

217
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,375
eating a leg of
mutton, the juices

218
00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:09,920
dripping down my bare chest,
wiping my fingers on the walls.

219
00:11:11,005 --> 00:11:12,256
Then I met the vegan.

220
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,009
Good night.
To the kitchen.

221
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,886
To the kitchen.
To the kitchen.

222
00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:19,680
To the kitchen.

223
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,267
- Onward.
- Toby,

224
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:26,187
what's compelling about this
is the note of persimmon.

225
00:11:26,479 --> 00:11:27,938
Right?
Note?

226
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,857
It's a symphony-
Okay.

227
00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:31,901
You have to join my
wine tasting club.

228
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,152
I would love that.

229
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:37,448
Toby, you are
playing a dangerous game.

230
00:11:38,616 --> 00:11:41,786
I guess I'm through
the gateway now though, right?

231
00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:46,957
You know,

232
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:50,628
I don't think I've ever been
in this exact angle before.

233
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,089
I'm scared of firsts,
but I like it.

234
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,132
You guys got to
try this pool.

235
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:59,136
No top scum, no Band-Aids,
this thing is choice.

236
00:11:59,637 --> 00:12:00,638
You in?

237
00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:03,307
Yeah. Sure, sure,
I'll be right in.

238
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:04,558
I've been working out,

239
00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:08,813
but the problem is, I've been
building muscle underneath

240
00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:13,150
and that top layer
hasn't burned off yet.

241
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,152
Awkward stage.

242
00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:17,405
Mmm.

243
00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:21,242
So good. Now take a chip,
and crush it into my face

244
00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:24,495
and rub the grease around.
Do it. Yeah, rub it in.

245
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,330
Yeah.
That's so good.

246
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,582
Andy's not even looking.

247
00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:31,335
I think sexy eating is a dead end.
Damn it.

248
00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:35,381
What is the most
romantic possible thing?

249
00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,260
We can get some chicken fights
going in the pool.

250
00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:42,513
Dwight, that's just...
That's really perfect.

251
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,723
Thank you. Yes.
Yes!

252
00:12:47,852 --> 00:12:49,520
You're in my lane!

253
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:51,814
Andy,

254
00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:54,150
Dwight and I challenge you
and Jess to a chicken fight.

255
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:55,234
Winner take all.

256
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,360
Chicken fight!

257
00:12:56,444 --> 00:12:57,862
No,thanks.
Dang it!

258
00:12:57,987 --> 00:12:59,113
What the heck already!

259
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,198
Cathy, chicken fight!

260
00:13:01,282 --> 00:13:04,368
Okay, yeah, who's going to be my partner?
Where's Jim?

261
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,370
I'm right here.

262
00:13:12,877 --> 00:13:14,211
Come on, Cath.

263
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:16,964
Yes!

264
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,048
Whoo!

265
00:13:18,716 --> 00:13:21,844
Dwight, our chemistry is really clicking.
We work so well together.

266
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:24,346
I know. I could just
bang you right now.

267
00:13:26,891 --> 00:13:28,601
He's not looking. Hey!

268
00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:32,855
I had two bears sewn together
to make this king size.

269
00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,399
Total waste of two bears.

270
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:38,611
To both these bears.

271
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:41,197
- To both these bears.
- Bears.

272
00:13:41,614 --> 00:13:43,407
To both these bears.

273
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:48,621
When I put in the screening
room, I bought three movies.

274
00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:53,375
Caligula, Last Tango in
Paris and Emmanuelle 2.

275
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:55,044
Mwa!

276
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:59,673
The last two movies I
actually watched in here were

277
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:03,594
Marley & Me and
On Golden  Pond.

278
00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:06,597
I mean, it's clearly meant
for watching erotic cinema.

279
00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:08,766
Yeah. We could watch some
right now, if you want.

280
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,436
I've got a Korean
film on my iPod.

281
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:15,272
If you want to just...
If you have the cables.

282
00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:18,817
Kelly, that's
a crazy ring you found.

283
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,153
Yeah. Thanks, I'm
really glad that I found it.

284
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,780
I can't believe
you're wearing it.

285
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,240
Are you not
superstitious at all?

286
00:14:24,323 --> 00:14:26,951
Of course I'm superstitious,
what are you talking about?

287
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:30,996
Ring of a failed marriage might
have some sinister energy, right?

288
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,248
Am I just being silly?

289
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:33,958
I don't think
you're being silly.

290
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,042
Oh, God.

291
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,293
You know what?
I can just sell it

292
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,670
and put the money
in the party fund.

293
00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:39,380
Oh...

294
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,257
Then another woman will get
it, we can't allow that.

295
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,800
We have to destroy it.

296
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,635
Come on. Let's
chicken fight those two.

297
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,351
How was that?
Okay, watch my toes.

298
00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:56,939
Hey, Val, want a beer?

299
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,358
It might taste better than that
pool water you've been drinking.

300
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,818
No, I'm good. Thank you.

301
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,403
Cool.
Cool.

302
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,198
Does Darryl not swim?

303
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:09,076
That's racist. I don't know,

304
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:13,330
but I would say by looking at
him, no, Darryl does not swim.

305
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:17,543
That's all right! That's all right!
We got this!

306
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,169
Yeah!
Yeah!

307
00:15:21,005 --> 00:15:24,341
Maybe we should take a little break.
Dwight, we've got this.

308
00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:27,177
I promise. I will not leave
your shoulders no matter what.

309
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:28,846
Okay.

310
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,973
- One more?
- Yeah. Great.

311
00:15:35,144 --> 00:15:36,729
Mush! Mush! Mush!

312
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,690
Come on!
Go!

313
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,194
Here we go.

314
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,196
Yay!

315
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:48,198
Whoa!
Wow.

316
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:51,118
I cannot believe you're still on.
I can't believe it either.

317
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,162
I've got this!

318
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:11,889
Erin, did we win?

319
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,683
Sure. Sure, we did.

320
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,394
You're lying.
We didn't win.

321
00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:20,356
Hey, hey, hey, Dwight! It's okay!
Just rest. Just rest.

322
00:16:20,481 --> 00:16:22,733
You've broken up your last
couple, you evil ring.

323
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,568
Do it.

324
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:29,239
We're in the pool.
Shove it, Angela.

325
00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:33,243
Same old party,
same old people, am I right?

326
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,287
Reminds me of
Phyllis' birthday.

327
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,290
Ooh. Do not remind me of
Phyllis' birthday. I know.

328
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:42,419
But boy, that Erin, she sure is
a ripe little tiger, isn't she?

329
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,380
Meow!

330
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,591
And to think I always thought
of her as a second Meredith.

331
00:16:49,802 --> 00:16:51,637
Respectfully, I don't
want us walking into

332
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:54,264
a similar Angela kind of situation.
Mmm.

333
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,684
So I just want to make sure
that you are completely

334
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:59,436
100% done with Erin.

335
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:05,859
Last I checked, I'm with Jessica
and I like to get my monog on.

336
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,946
It's monogamy
for my hog and me.

337
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,406
Not what I asked.
We're done.

338
00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:12,116
Erin and I are over.
Okay.

339
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:16,537
So then you won't mind if
tonight I just go crazy on her?

340
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,872
Just go nuts...

341
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:20,958
With sex.

342
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,751
Have at it.

343
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:25,963
Or take it slow,
whatever you guys work out.

344
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,093
You're an idiot.

345
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,942
Cannonball!

346
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,574
Let's do this.

347
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,123
Oh...

348
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,334
So I kind of stepped on this.
I think it's yours.

349
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:05,836
Yeah.

350
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:07,463
Oh. Wow.

351
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,631
How did you know
it was mine?

352
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,092
The Bernard family seal, duh.

353
00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:14,887
Duh.

354
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:20,309
Sorry if your
special night was ruined.

355
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:25,189
Oh, whoa, whoa, no,
it's not a special night.

356
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:27,941
Oh, you weren't
going to do it?

357
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:31,904
Honestly, Erin,
I don't know what I'm doing.

358
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,366
I just...

359
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,285
I don't know.

360
00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:41,747
Thank you.

361
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,961
Andy's confused.

362
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,506
That's not what I was hoping for.
But it's not so bad either.

363
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:53,300
I can live with confused.
I get confused.

364
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,302
I totally get confused.

365
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,721
And, of course,
the pool.

366
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:04,102
Ultimate lubricant
for any wild evening.

367
00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:10,234
It was here that my parties would
have crescendoed into true madness.

368
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:12,653
To madness.

369
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,655
Madness.
To madness.

370
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,073
To madness!

371
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,620
Hey, I think you
parked my car in.

372
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:22,955
Is there any way
you can move your van?

373
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:25,666
Hey, I'm sorry. When I got
here, I put my keys in a bowl.

374
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:26,792
Are you serious?

375
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,753
Robert, I want you to know, I'm here
to rock with you as late as you want.

376
00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,214
And that goes
double for me.

377
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,091
I'll stay even
later than you'd like.

378
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,646
Toby, I am Bacchus,
god of wine.

379
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,356
And I am Bacchus' friend!

380
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:57,364
Gentlemen, bear witness,
while I've been

381
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,283
mourning the nights
that never were,

382
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,035
one of them has been
unfolding here before me.

383
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,127
This is no get-together.

384
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:12,796
This is a party.

385
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,060
Yes!

386
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,986
And there's
my talking point.

387
00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:01,261
Yes, that's it.
Push yourselves, boys.

388
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:05,015
It's not a party if you don't
do something that scares you.

389
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,186
I need a breather.

390
00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:15,859
You two keep going.

391
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,279
Hey, he's asleep.
We can just leave.

392
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,198
So leave.