1 00:00:02,003 --> 00:00:03,004 Ho-ho! 2 00:00:03,088 --> 00:00:05,256 Look who's back reporting for duty. Hey, guys. 3 00:00:06,091 --> 00:00:07,258 Hey. Hi. 4 00:00:07,509 --> 00:00:08,927 Pam! Ha! 5 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:10,887 Look what I can do now that she's no longer pregnant! 6 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:12,347 Bam! Bam! Bam! Pam! 7 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:13,932 Are you glad to be back? 8 00:00:14,265 --> 00:00:17,060 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I could have used another week, or three. 9 00:00:17,143 --> 00:00:19,270 You still had eight weeks more than we did. 10 00:00:19,437 --> 00:00:21,773 Well, it's not exactly a vacation. 11 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:25,318 Hello, everyone! Remember? Little old me. Hi. 12 00:00:25,402 --> 00:00:27,237 What are you doing here? You just had our baby. 13 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:32,617 Our collective Dunder Mifflin family baby four days ago. 14 00:00:32,951 --> 00:00:34,202 I wanted to come back to work. 15 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:38,581 Not everybody needs some long, luxurious, Parisian maternity leave. 16 00:00:39,124 --> 00:00:41,000 Damn, girl! Your body! What? 17 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:42,877 Angela, you look amazing. 18 00:00:43,253 --> 00:00:46,506 Really? I feel like this big rhinoceros. 19 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:50,468 Anyway, I wanted to thank you guys for covering for me, so I made some treats. 20 00:00:50,552 --> 00:00:52,387 I've got brownies and magic cookie bars. 21 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:53,972 Mm-mm-mm. 22 00:00:54,848 --> 00:00:58,685 Angela, those brownies have walnuts in them and I think Kevin's allergic to walnuts. 23 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:00,311 You're allergic to walnuts, right, Kevin? 24 00:01:00,562 --> 00:01:02,647 Extremely, but I'm going to fight through it. 25 00:01:03,356 --> 00:01:05,692 It's okay, Angela. I have mommy brain, too. 26 00:01:05,984 --> 00:01:07,444 I don't know what that is, Pam. 27 00:01:07,527 --> 00:01:10,155 I made a batch with no nuts, special for you, Kevin. Right here. 28 00:01:10,697 --> 00:01:12,031 When did you find time to do all this? 29 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:14,325 Babies sleep a lot, Pam, if you feed them enough. 30 00:01:15,368 --> 00:01:16,995 Brownie, Pam? 31 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:23,209 Thank you. 32 00:01:25,086 --> 00:01:27,172 Oh, my gosh. It's really good. 33 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:29,549 I wouldn't know. I'm watching my weight. 34 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:36,765 Say, guys, you know what's an even more useful treat is cash. So... 35 00:01:36,890 --> 00:01:39,684 Nope. It's over. No. Okay. We wanted to say thank you... 36 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:51,362 Dwight, I have exciting news for you. What? 37 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:54,240 I think you're going to like it. 38 00:01:54,324 --> 00:01:55,658 You can't tantalize me. 39 00:01:55,742 --> 00:01:58,036 Oh, maybe I can. 40 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:00,288 I got an e-mail from corporate 41 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:02,415 that told me... Okay. 42 00:02:02,791 --> 00:02:04,459 ...that you got a promotion! 43 00:02:05,877 --> 00:02:08,838 Right? I mean, that's not the kind of thing you want to read quietly at your desk. 44 00:02:08,922 --> 00:02:11,257 If you make me head of sales one more time, I swear. 45 00:02:11,341 --> 00:02:12,342 No. This is legit. 46 00:02:12,425 --> 00:02:16,137 You will be assembling a team to go to Tallahassee for three weeks 47 00:02:16,221 --> 00:02:19,724 to develop and launch a chain of Sabre stores. 48 00:02:20,517 --> 00:02:23,269 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 49 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:25,563 Yes! Yes! Yes! 50 00:02:25,772 --> 00:02:29,567 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 51 00:02:29,901 --> 00:02:31,444 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 52 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:32,821 The Schrutes have a word for when 53 00:02:32,904 --> 00:02:35,990 everything in a man's life comes together perfectly. 54 00:02:36,074 --> 00:02:37,992 "Perfektenschlag." 55 00:02:38,076 --> 00:02:39,828 Right now, I'm in it. 56 00:02:39,911 --> 00:02:42,121 I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate. 57 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:45,416 I am assembling a competent team. I am likely a father. 58 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:50,380 I am so deep inside of perfektenschlag right now. 59 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:53,341 And just to be clear, there is a second definition, 60 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:55,844 "perfect pork anus," which I don't mean. 61 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:58,221 And here's the fax for you. 62 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,515 And here's some facts for you. 63 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:03,101 Did you know frogs can hear with their lungs? 64 00:03:03,935 --> 00:03:06,938 And that flamingos can have orgasms that last 30 minutes. 65 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:10,775 Love to learn. Yeah, it's weird that I said that last one. 66 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:12,610 So... 67 00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:14,863 Yeah, look at that. We're pin twins. 68 00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:16,281 Pin twins. 69 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:18,867 This is a gift from Jessica. Kind of a gag gift, really. 70 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:19,993 Real gifts come later. 71 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:22,328 Yeah. That's cute. 72 00:03:22,412 --> 00:03:25,081 When I saw it at CVS, it made me gag, too. Just... 73 00:03:31,504 --> 00:03:34,549 For a while there, I thought something would change,but nope. 74 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:35,884 Andy's still with Jessica. 75 00:03:35,967 --> 00:03:38,052 They even carpool together most days. 76 00:03:38,511 --> 00:03:39,512 I don't know. 77 00:03:39,596 --> 00:03:42,557 I wouldn't mind carpooling every day with Andy, 78 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,268 but I wouldn't want to spend that much time with Jessica. 79 00:03:46,728 --> 00:03:48,938 What do we have here? 80 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:54,819 Val knit me a beanie. 81 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:56,988 But I can't tell if it's a "We're just friends" beanie, 82 00:03:57,071 --> 00:04:00,033 or a "I'm hot, you're hot, let's get it popping" beanie. 83 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:02,952 So I'm going to up the ante. 84 00:04:03,036 --> 00:04:05,663 Give her a clearly romantic gift. 85 00:04:05,747 --> 00:04:08,333 And we'll get to the meaning of the beanie. 86 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,085 Pam, pack up your post-natal swimwear, 87 00:04:11,169 --> 00:04:12,795 make it a one piece or this offer is rescinded, 88 00:04:12,879 --> 00:04:16,758 and join me for a fantastic barbeque one week from today in Tallahassee, Florida, 89 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:18,635 where I'm going to be living for the next three weeks. 90 00:04:19,052 --> 00:04:20,595 Really? Mm-hmm. 91 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:22,430 I'll fly anywhere for some good barbeque. 92 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:23,514 Ooh, me three. 93 00:04:23,598 --> 00:04:27,518 No plus ones. This is for competent workers only. 94 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:30,146 And don't worry about the cost. Sabre is footing the bill. 95 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,607 Does this have anything to do with what you were talking to Andy about? 96 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,067 God, you're such a spy. 97 00:04:37,612 --> 00:04:39,697 Notice anything different about me? 98 00:04:39,781 --> 00:04:41,824 You're wearing the beanie. You like it? 99 00:04:41,908 --> 00:04:44,661 Super comfortable. Like sweatpants for my head. 100 00:04:44,744 --> 00:04:46,412 I love it too, Val. 101 00:04:46,496 --> 00:04:47,705 It's really itchy, 102 00:04:48,081 --> 00:04:51,376 uh, but to be fair, my head is constantly itching, 103 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:54,045 so I can't really peg it on the hat. 104 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:58,216 Wow. It's like the Nation of Islam down here. 105 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,802 I like to knit, don't hate. 106 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:03,388 Who's that for? 107 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:08,142 Oh. This is a gift for my man Nate here. 108 00:05:08,226 --> 00:05:09,435 What? Yeah. 109 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,853 Darryl, you shouldn't have. 110 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:14,482 Can I open it? No,no,no, maybe just later. 111 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,734 Ah, I can't wait. I'm sorry. I'm too excited. 112 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:22,657 Darryl. 113 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,534 Wow. Those are really nice. 114 00:05:24,617 --> 00:05:26,285 They're so elegant. 115 00:05:26,411 --> 00:05:28,246 Cashmere. How did you know? 116 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:30,248 Just a hunch. 117 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:32,750 Your gift is on the way. 118 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:34,085 Can't wait. 119 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:38,339 "I'm glad you're in my life. Happy Valentine's Day." 120 00:05:38,423 --> 00:05:42,093 Darryl, I am glad to be in your life, too. 121 00:05:43,261 --> 00:05:46,264 Your card is more beautiful than the gloves. 122 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:52,020 My first task as special project manager Dwight Schrute, 123 00:05:52,103 --> 00:05:53,980 assembling a crack team. 124 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:56,816 I need people who are loyal, 125 00:05:57,108 --> 00:06:00,945 people who will help me get an inroad with the gay Hispanic community. 126 00:06:01,112 --> 00:06:03,197 People who won't be missed. 127 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:06,325 We don't need idiots. 128 00:06:07,493 --> 00:06:09,037 Good for nothings. 129 00:06:09,704 --> 00:06:10,955 Meth heads. 130 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:13,458 Or... 131 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:14,959 What's your name? 132 00:06:15,126 --> 00:06:17,170 Cathy. Cathy. 133 00:06:23,134 --> 00:06:24,844 I just got a text from Robert California that says, 134 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,471 "Bring your clubs to Florida." 135 00:06:26,763 --> 00:06:28,806 Why? Does he think you're going to Florida? 136 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:31,517 I hope not. Because I am not going. 137 00:06:32,602 --> 00:06:33,728 Two question marks? 138 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:37,398 No, just do one. Two question marks is kind of aggressive. 139 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:39,275 You know, it's like, "Well, what?" 140 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,277 Just do one. 141 00:06:42,028 --> 00:06:44,989 You want to take Darryl, Phyllis, Toby, Angela and Oscar? 142 00:06:45,073 --> 00:06:46,074 Yes. 143 00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:48,618 Can I interest you in someone less essential? 144 00:06:48,701 --> 00:06:50,995 Like a Creed or a Meredith, perhaps? 145 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:53,164 Oh, my God. They're not expendable exactly. 146 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:55,750 I just can't... I can't think of the word I'm trying to find. 147 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,001 Are you kidding me? 148 00:06:57,085 --> 00:06:58,961 I'm supposed to get on an airplane with those nincompoops? 149 00:06:59,045 --> 00:07:00,129 We'd never make it off the runway! 150 00:07:00,213 --> 00:07:03,633 All right, look, I got to keep this office functioning somehow, 151 00:07:03,716 --> 00:07:06,385 so I have put together a list. 152 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:07,929 Here's your team. 153 00:07:08,012 --> 00:07:09,555 Darryl and Phyllis, you can have. 154 00:07:10,098 --> 00:07:12,016 You're also taking Cathy, Kelly and Kevin. 155 00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:14,185 Oh, God. You have your team. 156 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:17,688 Kevin? Kelly? Cathy? 157 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:20,149 Andy just gave me a chain with three weak links. 158 00:07:20,233 --> 00:07:23,319 Have you ever tried to use a chain with three weak links? I have. 159 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:25,863 And now I no longer own an Arctic Wolf. 160 00:07:27,949 --> 00:07:29,158 Well, let's hear it. 161 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,953 "Robert, hey," exclamation point. I like it so far. 162 00:07:32,036 --> 00:07:33,621 "Got your text. Awesome idea. 163 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:37,083 "Let's hit the links the next time you're in PA. -J.H." 164 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:42,046 It's perfect. You emphasize the golf, completely omit the Florida. 165 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:43,381 Yeah, it's a golf text. 166 00:07:43,673 --> 00:07:45,424 Total golf text. Send it. 167 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:50,471 Done. Wait, I just feel weird. I should just call him. 168 00:07:50,555 --> 00:07:54,642 You want to call someone that texted you? Do you want to drive them away? I mean... 169 00:07:58,396 --> 00:07:59,605 This is Darryl. 170 00:07:59,689 --> 00:08:01,983 Sorry, I asked for the main shipment number. 171 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:03,609 I just need the address for the warehouse. 172 00:08:03,693 --> 00:08:05,278 I want to send my girlfriend some flowers. 173 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:09,073 Your girlfriend? ls your girlfriend Val? 174 00:08:09,157 --> 00:08:11,075 Yeah. Do you know her? 175 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:15,163 We're friends. We're friends. 176 00:08:16,164 --> 00:08:18,833 Cool. So can I get that address or... 177 00:08:19,375 --> 00:08:22,170 Yeah, yeah. Sorry, I'm just looking for a pen. 178 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:23,296 Why do you need a pen? 179 00:08:23,379 --> 00:08:25,214 Back off. I got my reasons. 180 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,175 May I have your attention, please? 181 00:08:27,258 --> 00:08:29,010 Could Cathy, Phyllis, Darryl, Kevin and Kelly 182 00:08:29,093 --> 00:08:31,095 please join me in the conference room immediately? 183 00:08:31,304 --> 00:08:32,638 Why? No big deal. 184 00:08:32,722 --> 00:08:35,933 It's just that you five have been deemed most deserving of a three-week, 185 00:08:36,017 --> 00:08:38,436 all expenses paid business trip to Tallahassee, Florida. 186 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,563 Hell, yeah. What? 187 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:43,858 I'm sorry, Stanley. I can't share any more details with you. 188 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:46,027 You see, Andy rejected you. 189 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:48,112 Wait, Cathy gets to go? 190 00:08:48,196 --> 00:08:50,406 Why does she even still work here? Pam is back. 191 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:51,866 It just feels like a slap in the face. 192 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,701 I can understand your pain. And your rage. 193 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,953 But you know what? Andy is an honorable man. 194 00:08:56,037 --> 00:08:59,248 Let us not question his choices. I'm sure he had his reasons. 195 00:08:59,332 --> 00:09:01,792 We're not questioning his reasons. I just want to know what they are. 196 00:09:01,918 --> 00:09:03,127 I know. You and me both, brother. 197 00:09:03,211 --> 00:09:04,378 It seemed kind of random to me, 198 00:09:04,462 --> 00:09:08,341 but he was pretty clear on who he thought truly deserved this boondoggle of a lifetime. 199 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:13,095 Well, he nailed it, because I do deserve a vacation. 200 00:09:13,179 --> 00:09:15,556 Sometimes Batman's got to take off his cape. 201 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:18,851 Good point. But we're going to be working pretty hard until 5:00 p.m. 202 00:09:18,935 --> 00:09:22,813 After that, it's going to be beach volleyball, trips to Cape Canaveral 203 00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:24,815 and sea kayaking with Gloria Estefan. 204 00:09:25,024 --> 00:09:26,567 What were the criteria for going? 205 00:09:26,651 --> 00:09:29,987 It might be innate goodness versus innate badness. 206 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,156 But there's an easy way to find out. 207 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,994 Oh, Andy, got a few questions for you. 208 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:39,664 Moshi moshi 209 00:09:40,456 --> 00:09:42,375 Uh, the Florida picks got out, 210 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:45,419 and people were just kind of curious as to why they weren't picked, 211 00:09:45,503 --> 00:09:47,421 and maybe you could just clarify. 212 00:09:47,505 --> 00:09:48,506 Uh... 213 00:09:49,924 --> 00:09:55,096 Well, the deliberations were confidential, so I feel like we should respect that. 214 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:57,056 Respect it? You're trying to tell me 215 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:59,350 Kevin Malone deserves more than Stanley Hudson? 216 00:09:59,809 --> 00:10:01,602 Hey. Okay, it's obvious 217 00:10:01,686 --> 00:10:04,939 that Andy picked the people that are least important to the office. 218 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:07,608 Important? Because you and your enormous monster baby 219 00:10:07,692 --> 00:10:08,776 are so important to the branch? 220 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:10,695 My baby is not a monster. 221 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,155 Hey, be proud of your enormous monster baby. 222 00:10:13,239 --> 00:10:14,949 I was once an enormous monster baby. 223 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:18,327 Guys! Guys! Guys! 224 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:23,416 Come on, seriously, we cannot let this trip cause this kind of rift, guys. 225 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:24,792 Stop calling us "guys"! 226 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:28,879 I use the word "guys" a lot when I'm nervous, guys. 227 00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:31,173 - Guys, guys, guys. Guys. - Stop it. 228 00:10:31,257 --> 00:10:33,134 Stop! Stop it! Andy. 229 00:10:34,010 --> 00:10:35,594 Dudes. 230 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:39,974 The dudes who are going to Florida were picked by Dwight and me. 231 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:41,976 Okay, hey, I specifically remember 232 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,270 that there were a lot of other people I thought should be considered. 233 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,396 Uh... 234 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:47,398 If anybody's going to Florida, it should be me. 235 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,651 Every shirt that I have that isn't a work shirt is a Tommy Bahama. 236 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:53,404 I'm the only person in this office who watches Burn Notice. 237 00:10:53,571 --> 00:10:56,657 Okay. I did not realize that so many of you wanted to go so badly, 238 00:10:56,741 --> 00:10:59,827 so if you feel like you have a very good reason to go to Florida, 239 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,412 I'm happy to hear you out. Great idea. 240 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,497 So why doesn't everyone just take the next five to six hours, 241 00:11:03,581 --> 00:11:05,958 come up with a statement on why you feel you deserve to go to Florida, 242 00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,043 and Andy and I will listen to it. 243 00:11:07,168 --> 00:11:09,795 No, that is a ridiculous waste of time. For you maybe. 244 00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:11,714 Five to six hours? Three to four hours. 245 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:14,008 No,no,no,no.No. Just two to three hours. 246 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:16,510 Come up with a statement over the next hour. 247 00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:17,595 Thirty minutes. 248 00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:19,430 I'm out. 249 00:11:19,597 --> 00:11:20,973 Okay, read it back to me. 250 00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:23,517 "Robert, great offer. Wish I could hit the links with you in Florida, 251 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:26,771 "but a father of a newborn really should be helping out his wife any chance he gets." 252 00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:30,399 Good. Doesn't sound pushy. You're just stating a fact. 253 00:11:30,483 --> 00:11:32,443 Absolutely. Works for me. 254 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:35,071 Okay. Sending. 255 00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:37,573 Well done. And we managed to kill the entire morning. 256 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,283 We really did. 257 00:11:45,331 --> 00:11:46,957 He responded, "L.O.L." 258 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,552 I have a new swimsuit I need to break in. I am already... 259 00:11:58,636 --> 00:12:02,348 I already picked my team, Darryl, Oscar, Angela, Phyllis and Toby. 260 00:12:02,515 --> 00:12:04,308 And that is the team that I am taking. 261 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:07,728 What's that? It's not up to me? I only have influence? 262 00:12:07,812 --> 00:12:10,606 Well, that's all Baltzer Glattfuelder had, 263 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,359 and now no one eats owls for Thanksgiving. 264 00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:16,028 You have two young, dynamic people in this office 265 00:12:16,112 --> 00:12:17,822 who know trends, who know youth. 266 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,908 That's myself and Kelly Kapoor, you need one of us there. 267 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,829 Or both? Not both. Just one. Me. 268 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,373 Or if not me, Kelly. Ideally me. 269 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,791 Again, youth knowledge, 270 00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:31,502 that's what you get when you put Ryan Howard on your special project team. 271 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:35,172 Or Kelly Kapoor. Again, not both. Thanks. 272 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:38,134 Very impressive. 273 00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:40,678 He put a lot of work into that. Mm-hmm. 274 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,763 PowerPoints are the peacocks of the business world. 275 00:12:42,847 --> 00:12:44,390 All show, no meat. 276 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:48,602 Because I feel like that I am in a place with my gambling rehab 277 00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:52,022 that I can finally start going to dog racing again. 278 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:57,111 You know, just sitting, watching, enjoying the sport. 279 00:12:57,194 --> 00:13:01,449 Maybe putting down a few dollars if there's like a crazy mismatch or something. 280 00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:03,617 Okay. Thank you, Kevin, we'll let you know. 281 00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:05,369 Thank you. When do we leave? 282 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,037 Thank you. 283 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:10,374 It really has been a long, lonely winter. 284 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:14,420 Wow. Seasonal affective disorder, a.k.a. SAD. 285 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,881 That sounds like a very real thing, Toby. 286 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:19,717 It is real. Thank you for saying that. 287 00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:22,595 Yeah, wow, it's almost like 288 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:26,640 we're not all experiencing the same winter. 289 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:30,394 Florida Stanley smiles. Florida Stanley is happy to go to work. 290 00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:33,230 Florida Stanley is who you want on your Florida team. 291 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,943 It's still... Well. ...she does here. 292 00:13:38,027 --> 00:13:39,904 Hey, guys. Any spots left? 293 00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:41,906 Erin, you want to go to Tallahassee? 294 00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:43,991 I do. I really do. 295 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,202 I think it would be a nice way to clear my head. 296 00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:49,747 You know, I don't think it's a good idea for you to clear your head 297 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,665 any more than it has been already. 298 00:13:51,749 --> 00:13:53,417 I think you need a workplace where 299 00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:56,962 the burdens of everyday life keep you tethered to reality. 300 00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:58,464 Either or. 301 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:01,217 But if you can find someone to fill in, I would love to go. 302 00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:03,427 Well, it wouldn't be hard to find someone to fill in. 303 00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:07,806 Really? Oh, great. Good. 304 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:11,101 Now, is it too dark to say that Cece's having an operation? 305 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,103 I think you need to go to Florida. 306 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,314 I think you're right. 307 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,691 It's only for three weeks. 308 00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:19,860 You know, with my mom and sister at the house, it'll be... 309 00:14:19,944 --> 00:14:20,986 A total nightmare. 310 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,073 I was going to say good, because I'll have all the help I need. 311 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,741 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're incredibly helpful. 312 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,076 You're lucky to have them. 313 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:28,744 With them there, you probably won't even know I'm gone. 314 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,079 Exactly. 315 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:33,791 Well... 316 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:39,129 No. No! Absolutely not. You are not going! Over my dead body, no. Andy... 317 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:41,423 Toons, I'm really sorry. 318 00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,717 You're too essential to the operation here. I can't let you go. 319 00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:46,262 I wouldn't say that. That's a bit much. 320 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:47,680 You know, Dwight, if you didn't want me to go, 321 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,849 the smart move would be to tell Andy that I actually am essential to the operation. 322 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,101 That way, I couldn't go. 323 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,396 Jim is essential... Hold on. I just want to get it on camera. 324 00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:00,943 Andy, Jim is just too... 325 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,152 Essential 326 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:03,946 This is stupid! Cut! 327 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,322 All right. I'm going to pack my trunks. 328 00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:06,448 He doesn't even want to go. 329 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:07,950 Well, I got a text from R.C. 330 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:11,620 inviting me to come down, so I think that's going to make us roommates. 331 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:13,872 Oh, my God. 332 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:17,084 Hey, quick question, do you shower at night? Or do you shower in the morning? 333 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,670 Because I want to shower when you're showering to save some water. 334 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,675 Okay, listen up, everyone. Here's who's going to Florida. 335 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:26,385 Cathy. What? 336 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:27,595 Stanley. No. 337 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:28,804 Ryan. No! 338 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,014 Erin. 339 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,348 And Jim. 340 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:33,684 You got to be kidding me. Okay. 341 00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,020 Okay. 342 00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:38,856 Florida group, welcome to the team. 343 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,284 Let's go! 344 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:53,621 Step it up, you runts. You infants. Let's move. 345 00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:55,122 Why is it so hot in here? 346 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:59,251 Hot? What are you talking about? This is a nice, temperate Florida morning. 347 00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:01,378 Eighty-five degrees, 73% humidity. 348 00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:04,006 This is the exact environment that you will be facing 349 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,133 for the next three weeks of your life. 350 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:09,637 Welcome to Special Projects orientation. 351 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,764 The next three weeks of your life 352 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:15,225 are going to be the most miserable you've ever faced. 353 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:18,020 They're going to be hard. They're going to be dirty. 354 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,397 You're going to wish you were dead. 355 00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,316 But? 356 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,109 "But?" There's no "buts." 357 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:27,071 That's it. You'll wish you were dead. You seem a little disturbed. 358 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,864 Do you want to stay here? No. No. I want to go. 359 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:32,159 Because if any of you would prefer to stay here, 360 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,370 all you need to do is ring this bell. 361 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,246 Is that the buzzer from Taboo? 362 00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:38,624 Shut up, maggot! It is. 363 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,376 You don't want to go, ring the bell! 364 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,419 Ring it. Ring it. 365 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:45,756 How many of you have seen the documentary Deliverance? 366 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:48,967 How did a mosquito get in here? 367 00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,845 I released 300 mosquitoes into the conference room. 368 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:53,180 Just temporarily. 369 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:56,058 When I'm done, the frogs will take care of the mosquitoes. 370 00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:02,481 Yes. And then he brushes your soft supple cheeks 371 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,818 with his worn leathery hands and says, 372 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:09,029 "I'm going to make you the seventh Mrs. Rosenblat!" 373 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:10,781 Unless you ring the bell. Ring it. 374 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:11,949 No. Ring the bell. 375 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,868 You want to spend the rest of your life changing your husband's colostomy bags? 376 00:17:14,952 --> 00:17:17,287 Huh? Do you? Ring it! What? Ah. 377 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,290 What was that? Mosquito. 378 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,049 Orientation's over. 379 00:17:30,718 --> 00:17:32,469 Darryl, hey. 380 00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:33,637 Hey, what's up? You called? 381 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,931 Yeah, you know, I felt really terrible 382 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,475 that you got me these lovely gloves, and I didn't get you anything. 383 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:39,601 It's cool, really. 384 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:41,520 No, it's anything but cool 385 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:46,734 Now, I haven't really had time to go out and buy you anything, but 386 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:48,235 here goes. 387 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:51,947 "This coupon entitles you to one free tickle monster attack." 388 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:55,534 Yeah. They're Nate coupons or Nate-pons. And they're all different. 389 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:58,370 Cash that one in and I will bring you a stick of gum 390 00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:01,915 any time, any place. I'll find you. 391 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,293 Thanks. 392 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,254 Nice flowers. 393 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,881 Thanks.They're from my mom. 394 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,759 Your mom? 395 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,094 Yeah. 396 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:15,387 Oh. 397 00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:19,224 So I guess that was your mom who called me earlier looking for the address. 398 00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:20,517 Real deep-voiced woman. 399 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,186 Yeah, that's her. 400 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:25,189 She said her name was Brandon, I think. 401 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,815 Your mom's name is Brandon? 402 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:31,987 Yeah, Darryl. My mom's name is Brandon. 403 00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:38,911 I guess I figured out where I stand. 404 00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:42,039 This is a love beanie. 405 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,295 Okay, Florida team, let's reconvene. 406 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:02,392 I'm going to Florida. And I'm not coming back. 407 00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:08,816 So Sabre has set up a conference room for our use while we're at corporate. 408 00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:10,734 So what is this special project? 409 00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:12,528 Basically, Sabre has tasked us with 410 00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:14,530 helping them branch into the retail market place. 411 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,406 They want to set up their own version of an Apple store. 412 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:17,741 That sounds awesome. 413 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,701 It did. It did. 414 00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:20,828 You know what might be great? 415 00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:23,705 Is if instead of a genius bar, we have a lounge area 416 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,999 where people can ask questions about the product 417 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,584 with other customers who liked it. 418 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:31,588 Yeah, and they should have a place where people can check their computers or printers 419 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:34,132 before they see you, so you don't have to carry it around like a dope. 420 00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:35,759 Like a coat check. 421 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,683 Oh, don't write it down unless you like it. 422 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:43,767 Oh, I like it. 423 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,854 It seems to me that the Apple store is kind of like a party, 424 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:49,773 so I think our question is, how do we make this a better party? 425 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:53,527 No. We sell business tools and the stores need to reflect that. 426 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,947 They need to be all business. Let all the other stores look like a toy store. 427 00:19:57,072 --> 00:20:00,367 Right. Think different. From Apple. 428 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,289 Dwight, is now a good time to go over what you expect of us? 429 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,423 Yes. 430 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,341 What are my expectations for the group? 431 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,887 I have been given the responsibility to manage Stanley, a solid player. 432 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:22,097 Ryan, who is capable of surprises. 433 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,016 Erin, an excellent follower. 434 00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:27,477 And Cathy, a probably not totally useless enigma. 435 00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:29,980 And, well, Jim. 436 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:34,318 Under the right manager, that's not a bad team. 437 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,154 Perfektenschlag. 438 00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:45,495 I don't know how I'm going to live here without you. 439 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,248 Me neither. Hey, will you put this coat on my chair? 440 00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:49,666 I just realized I'm not going to need it down there. 441 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,376 Yes, I will take your coat. 442 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:52,794 And I will keep it with me, 443 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,588 and I will sleep with it because it smells like you. 444 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,006 No,no,no,no,no. Just put it on my chair. 445 00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,217 All right. Bye. 446 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,720 Bye. Call me when you land. I will. 447 00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:04,014 Safe travels! 448 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:07,184 Goodbye for a very, very long time. 449 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,353 Okay. 450 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,188 It's only three weeks. 451 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:17,194 All expenses paid. 452 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,738 Yeah. Jim's going to be there. 453 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:23,200 That marriage is not good. Nobody knows better than me. 454 00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:26,036 Definitely, we will. 455 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,331 It's three weeks in Tallahassee. What else is there to do?