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(YELLS)

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Got you ! Broken arm.
Boom ! Boom ! Boom !

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Broken nose! Boom ! Boom !
Boom ! Broken nose!
Gonna flip you.

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Once a year, Dwight holds
a seminar updating us

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on the newest developments
in the world of karate.

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Because,
as we all know,

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the one thing
that thousand-year-old
martial arts do all the time

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is change.

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How can l pose
this to you in
a relatable way?

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You are all members
of the Yakuza,

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and you happen to be
visiting the Lackawanna
Trolley Museum,

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and you are attacked
by Triads.

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How can you hold them off
until your clan arrives?

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You cannot go wrong
with a throat punch.

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(YELLS)

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Okay, so there's
no defense for that.
Good to know.

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No, there is
a defense for that.
Let me demonstrate.

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Someone attack me.
Kevin, go!

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No way.

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Last time, you pulled
my pants down,

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and then you
tried to choke me
with my shoelace.

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False. l did choke you
with your shoelace.
Now come at me!

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Okay, with all due respect
to everyone here,

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l think the most
worthy opponent
of you is you.

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That is correct,
unless there happen
to be measles present.

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So let's just say that
Dwight has come at you
with the throat punch.

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Now, how would you, Dwight,
defend against it?

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Easy. Allow me
to demonstrate.

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l am attacking myself
with a throat punch.
Here it comes.

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Block. Grasp wrist as such.

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And what if
he comes at you
with the other hand?

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Because he does have two.

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Good point.
Second throat punch.
Absorb the blow.

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Groin punch.
Hit, block,
elbow to the gut!

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Uh-oh ! Up to the nose!
No, you're not!

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(SCREAMS lN PAlN)

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Oh, my God,
he's making you
look like such a fool.

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He really is,
but not for long.

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Ow! God ! lnstep!
Not again !

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(EXCLAlMlNG)

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You let go!
You let go!
l can't hold on !

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You two are so
evenly matched,

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l don't know how one of you
is gonna get the upper hand.

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The important thing
to remember, Jim,

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we always have
what is called the
element of surprise.

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(SCREAMS lN PAlN)

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But l would say
my favorite art form

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is a tie between
sculpting and
stand-up comedy.

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l did stand-up comedy once.

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You did?
Yeah, l killed.

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That sounds like
it was hilarious.

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lt was hilarious.

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DWlGHT: Michael?
Yes?

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What is the meaning
of this e-mail that
everyone got?

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You'll have to be
more specific, Dwight.

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l get like
eight e-mails a day.

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This one.
"From David Wallace
to all Dunder Mifflin."

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Whoo-hoo! Shout-out.

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"Hello, everyone.
l'm sure you've seen
the item in the JournaI.

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"Just want to stress,
it's all conjecture.

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"lf there's
any concrete news,
you will know ASAP."

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Erin, do we have
the Journal?

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Your "feelings journal"?

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You told me to put it
in the time capsule.

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Did you?
Michael,

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he means The WaII Street
JournaI online.

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Oh, "The wall."

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l found the article.

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"On a day marked by panicked
corporate board meetings,

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"one that is
relatively unsurprising
is Dunder Mifflin's.

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"lt is rumored that
they will recommend. . ."

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And the article cuts off.

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lt's $1 .99 to
finish the article.

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l wonder what
it was gonna say.

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Are you serious?

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l got it, l got it. Oh !
Tuna beat me to it.

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"lt is rumored that
they will recommend
declaring bankruptcy?"

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No, no. That doesn't
make any sense.

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Oh, Lord, we're all
gonna lose our jobs.

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Not necessarily.
Bankruptcy could
mean a lot of things.

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Maybe they're
just restructuring
to get out of debt.

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Right.
Oh, that sounds awful.

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Or it could mean
the end of Dunder Mifflin.

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Oh, God ! Well, that's
an interesting theory.

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You know what?

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You can all have
jobs at Schrute Farms
as human scarecrows.

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lt doesn't pay much
and you can't unionize.

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WOMAN OVER PHONE:
l'm sorry, Michael.
David's in a meeting.

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Ah, well, maybe you
should spy on him.

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(SNlCKERS)

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Oh, my God !
Wouldn't that be hilarious?

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I'II just have him
caII you back
when he's free.

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Okay, okay. Good.

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l'll catch you on
the flippity-flip. Bye!

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He's busy.
Call me back when he's free.

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(MlCHAEL RETCHlNG)

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Michael, are you okay?
Did you throw up in there?

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No, just pooping.
You know how l be.

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But it smells like
throw-up in here.

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Crazy world,
lot of smells.

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You guys, what if this
is our last day at work?

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What if we never see
each other ever again?

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l like Erin.
There, l said it.

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l was kind of hoping
she would ask me out,

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but things have not
panned out on that front,

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so, it's time
for the Nard-Dog

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to take matters
into his own paws.

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(ALL MURMURlNG)

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(SlNGlNG)
Everything is gonna

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We have to do something,
because people are
losing it out there,

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wondering what's
gonna happen.

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Okay, we need some
sort of distraction
for everybody.

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ls there anything new
on YouTube?
Michael. . .

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Doesn't even need
to be good. Oh, God !

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l can't think.
l need more Mullins.

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Listen, Wallace said
these were just rumors,
right?

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So we have no reason to
think that the company's
anything but fine.

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So if we just go on
with our work,

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you and me,
they'll follow along.

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Monkey see, monkey do.

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That's it.
Monkey pee all over you.

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That rhymes.
So what have we
on the docket today?

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We have a monthly
staff meeting.

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All right!
Let's conference room it up!

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Here's the deal, guys.
There is no new
information as of yet,

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so l suggest we all
just keep working.

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Sure, l'm a little nervous,
but doing our work
will make us feel better.

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l only slack off
when things are good.

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Customers have to
use the coupon code
from the website.

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And as of now,
there is no
differentiation

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between
the letter O
and the zero,

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but we are working on that.
Stay tuned for that.

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He needs me.
Seat-save infinity.

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Okay, great.

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Also. . .
Oh, God ! What?

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Oh, my God.

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What?
Michael, what happened?

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PAM: ls there news?
There has been a murder!

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What?
What?

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There's been a murder
in Savannah.

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MlCHAEL: Games have the
power to distract peopIe
from stressful situations.

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Battleship got me through
my parents' divorce.

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Operation got me
through my vasectomy,
i.e. , "My Operation."

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l don't think

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l would have been
able to endure my
break-up with Holly

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had it not been
for Toss Across.

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"Belles, Bourbon, and Bullets,
a murder mystery
dinner party game."

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lt is so much fun.

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Everybody plays a character,
we go around the room,

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we try to figure out
who did it.

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Hey, l'm wondering if
this is a terrible idea.

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This is my call, Jim.
Big picture stuff.
lt's about murder.

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l thought we agreed
that we wouldn't do
things like this.

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Tube City.
You owe me one.

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Co-managing is
a give and take.

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You have to
pick your battles.

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One of the battles
that l picked

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was to stop Michael
from running plastic tubes

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all over the office
and pIacing hamsters
inside of them.

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He was gonna caII it
Tube City.

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So, yes,
l do owe him one. . .

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MAN: August 5th, 1 955.

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It's a sad day
down here in Savannah.

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LocaI magnate BiII Bourbon
was kiIIed Iast night,

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and aII y'aII have
congregated tonight
for a meal

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to celebrate Bill
as he passes on
to his great reward.

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But you're not just here
to pay your respects.

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You have to figure out which
of y'aII is the no-account
scoundrel who killed him.

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This is ridiculous.

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There will be food.
You leave,
you do not get food.

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What kind of food?
Sandwich platters.

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l'm in.
Baby carrots.

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Okay, here are your
character cards.

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Take one, pass it down.
Here is your prop box.

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Some of your characters
will have props.

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Now, on your character card,
it tells you who you are

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and what your alibi is.

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Everything else is
up to your imagination.

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So if you talk slowly
in real life,

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your character could, say,
have been kicked in
the head by a horse.

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Cool. l'll try it.

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Okay. Use your
imaginations.

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Who did you get?

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"Naughty Nellie Nutmeg,

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"a vivacious young socialite
with a penchant for scandal."

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BOTH: Ooh !

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Saucy.
How about you?

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"Nathaniel Nutmeg,
the local bartender
and Nellie's brother."

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Michael, l don't like
this game. lt's scary.

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lt's not scary.

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l don't like
my character.

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Who are you?

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"Voodoo Mama Juju,
the witch doctor of
the Savannah swamps."

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l'm not comfortable
with this.

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Well, how do you
think l feel?

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l mean, l have to play
"Caleb Crawdad,"
handsome playboy.

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Every night
a different woman,

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being ogled,
having to hug and kiss
and spoon.

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l make them
feel beautiful.

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(lN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Well, well, well !

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What is this contraption,
l do declare?

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lt's my BlackBerry, Michael.
l'm trying to get updates
on the company.

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Who's Michael?
l'm Caleb Crawdad,
l do declare.

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You don't have
to keep saying,
"l do declare,"

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anytime you say something,
it means you're declaring.

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That is the way
Southern people talk.

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And what designing woman
are you basing that on?

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Delta Burke, l do declare.

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Now, shall we get
to the mystery?

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l'll go.

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"My name is Deborah Utante,
Deb for short."

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That's clever.
Debutante.

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"Bill Bourbon
was my uncle.

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"l would have
never hurt him any more
than l'd hurt a June bug."

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Nice accent.
You sound like
Forrest Gump.

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l do not.

217
00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:07,814
Well, you do, actually.

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You got this kind of
like Florida Panhandle
thing going,

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whereas what you
really want is more
of a Savannah accent,

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which is more like
molasses just sort of
spilling out of your mouth.

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Oh, now do
the Swedish Chef.

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l'm not familiar.
What province is he from?

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He lives on Sesame Street,
dumbass.

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You know, l think
l'm supposed to say
something to Pam,

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l mean, Deb. Okay.

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"l overheard you asking
the butler where
the pistol was kept."

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(GASPS)
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

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l'm the butler. What,
you were listening in
on that?

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Oh, you rich people,
you think you can do

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whatever you want
to the servant class!

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No, no, no.
Don't turn this
into a political thing.

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l will poison your food.

233
00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:50,148
l reckon l got
something to say

234
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:52,901
to Miss Beatrix Bourbon,
if she don't mind.

235
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,154
Ooh, doggy!
We got a party now!

236
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:59,324
l do believe that
the game is a big hit.

237
00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:01,242
People are really
diving into their
characters.

238
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:02,994
Y'all. . .

239
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,378
l made a mistake.

240
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,962
Sorry, l'm late, boss.
What's going on?

241
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:17,384
(lN SOUTHERN ACCENT) Sir,
there has been a murder,
and you are a suspect.

242
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:21,221
Okay. Hang on just a second.
Let me settle in,
and l'll be right back.

243
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,056
Very good ! Very good !

244
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:26,476
Now, no one was there
in the wine cellar.

245
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,900
(TlRES SQUEALlNG)

246
00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:40,990
(lN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Hey there, young lady.

247
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,200
Hello.

248
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:46,788
l would be remiss
if l did not ask
the pretty young lady

249
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,624
out on a date
for this weekend.

250
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,168
(lN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Sounds like a plan, sugar.

251
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,422
All right!
A plan it is.

252
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,758
(BOTH CHUCKLlNG)

253
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:04,222
Voodoo Mama Juju,
explain your dalliance
with the dark arts.

254
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:07,267
lt's not my fault.
l was exposed
to Harry Potter.

255
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,852
l know you did it!

256
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:12,564
l know she didn't do it.
lt's never the person
you most suspect.

257
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:15,984
lt's also never
the person you
least suspect,

258
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:19,320
since anyone with
half a brain would
suspect them the most.

259
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:23,408
Therefore,
l know the killer
to be Phyllis,

260
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:30,415
a.k.a. Beatrix Bourbon,
the person l most
medium suspect.

261
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:34,586
Do you want to go out
on a date with me?

262
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:38,089
We can make out
by the horses.

263
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,552
Well, you know
old Nellie is always up
for a romp in the hay.

264
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,763
How about
a threesome?

265
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,974
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
My boudoir's always open.

266
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,267
Nice.

267
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:53,563
l'm a little worried
l might have asked out
Naughty Nellie and not Erin.

268
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:54,773
Which would be
a whole lot
less appealing,

269
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,692
because Naughty Nellie
says yes to everyone,

270
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,652
and she might be
a murderer.

271
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,279
Follow before. . .

272
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,948
l just got an e-mail
from corporate,

273
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,951
specifically for Accounting,
to stop all payments
to our vendors.

274
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,453
What does that mean?

275
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,914
Well, maybe nothing,
but it could be a problem
with liquidity. . .

276
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:13,291
Whoa! What's this
strange Yankee accent

277
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,918
coming out of
your mouth, son?

278
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,045
This here is Savannah.

279
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,297
Phyllis. . .

280
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:23,301
(lN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
This. . . Plan. . .

281
00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:28,973
This plantation,
we're running low
on greenbacks,

282
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:32,018
and we're having problems
paying the people

283
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:35,814
who give us the seeds
and the dirt.
We can't pay them.

284
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,233
Michael, l can't. . .

285
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:41,611
Basically, it could
mean a lot of things,
but it is unprecedented,

286
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:42,695
so it's cause for concern.

287
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,322
Okay, l'm going back
to work.

288
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:45,990
No. No, no, no.
No. No, no.

289
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,827
l'm gonna skip forward
to a really big clue.
Here we go.

290
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:52,664
MAN: WeII, by now, you
figured out that oId Beatrix
Bourbon was the killer.

291
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:53,832
PAM: What?

292
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,417
Michael, l was
doing so well.

293
00:13:56,502 --> 00:14:00,046
Are you going to
believe that?
That is a. . .

294
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,756
That's a misdirection.

295
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,093
We still don't know
who the murderer is.

296
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:11,140
Nellie Nutmeg,
come back in here!
l can't do this myself.

297
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:16,062
Voodoo Mama Juju.
What am l gonna do?

298
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:23,027
Okay, so corporate is
still in their meeting.

299
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,446
That could be
a good sign.

300
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,241
Hey, everyone,
Kevin's gonna give us
his take on the situation.

301
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,701
Let's listen up.

302
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,953
All right, guys,
it's a workday,
and you guys work here,

303
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,621
so let's go
do some work.

304
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,249
Now, Jim telling us
all to work,

305
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,668
l think that is
a very good sign.

306
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,336
Don't just say things.

307
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,799
Oh, good, Michael.
Listen, l wrote up
those sales targets. . .

308
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:49,304
l do believe
you have me mistaken.
My name is Caleb Crawdad.

309
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,892
Y'all skedaddled way
too soon. We need to
reopen this case.

310
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,269
No, you're not
re-opening the case.
The case is closed.

311
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:57,478
No, it ain't.

312
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,981
Frankly,
l'm not surprised.

313
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:03,943
A lot of the evidence
seemed to be based on puns.

314
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:09,782
l was just thinking about
Weekend at Bernie's.

315
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,826
So funny. The guy's
dead the whole time.

316
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,786
(CHUCKLES)
l haven't seen it.

317
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:18,041
Speaking of weekends,
you excited about
our date this weekend?

318
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,251
(lN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Of course, Nathaniel.

319
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,711
Okay.

320
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,630
Where are you taking me?

321
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,173
Well. . .

322
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,092
(lN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
The finest steakhouse
in all Savannah.

323
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:32,055
Savannah? That's a far way
from Scranton.

324
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,308
Did you mean
a real date?

325
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,517
No.

326
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:38,937
Did you?

327
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,688
Totally not.

328
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,951
l thought
it was for real.

329
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:58,081
So l was excited,
but it was part
of the game.

330
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,043
You're sure it was water?
lt couldn't have been acid?

331
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:05,004
l already declared you,
it was too dark to tell !

332
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,297
Stop playing games
with me, Crawdad !

333
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,591
This is not a game!
This is my life!

334
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,885
You are
out of order, sir!
Answer me!

335
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,388
You are out of order!
You are out of order!

336
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,932
l think Michael
may have snapped.

337
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,642
Or maybe he's just
stuck in character.

338
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,603
Well, which is worse?
Snapped or stuck?

339
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,855
Both.
They're both worse.

340
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,152
lt's gonna be all right.
We're a good company.

341
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,489
We'll figure this out.
We're not going under.

342
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:34,325
Jim, what if we both
lose our jobs?

343
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,745
l'm trying to think
of a way that this
all ends up fine,

344
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,706
and l can't
think of one.

345
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,836
Deb, what in the world?
Do you have the vapors?

346
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,504
Michael ! Not now.
Can't wait.

347
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:49,257
We have to get you
to our witch doctor
right now.

348
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,259
Come on, come on !

349
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,760
l should just go.

350
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,804
(lN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Where to now, Caleb?

351
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:58,099
MlCHAEL:
To Mama Juju Booboo.

352
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,935
Michael, can l. . .

353
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,023
Okay, l'm just gonna
skip right past the
what and go with why?

354
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,818
Because this is
the recreation
of a crime scene.

355
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,903
l'm the dead body,
and these are my
brain chunks.

356
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,030
Hey, shut up.
You're dead.

357
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,364
Michael, can l talk
to you in your office?

358
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,450
No Michael here.
My name is. . .
Caleb!

359
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,834
Today, of all days?
No! You shut up!

360
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:27,211
They need this game, Jim.

361
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,839
Let us have this stupid
little game, all right?

362
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,216
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)

363
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:35,887
(lN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Oh, you startled me!

364
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:39,724
My stars, my heart nearly
leapt out of my chest.

365
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,017
What can l do you for?

366
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,686
Wallace is on the phone.
He's returning your call.

367
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,229
Detective Wallace?

368
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,608
l don't think so.
l think it's David Wallace
from Dunder Mifflin.

369
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:51,360
Oh, shucks!
Tell him l'm not here.

370
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,487
You're not gonna
answer the phone?

371
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,239
No, l only answer
to Detective Wallace,

372
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,658
'cause l got a warm body
in the other room.

373
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,161
l'll take it.

374
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,579
Hey, David.

375
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,665
DAVID: Hey. Sorry to be
getting back to you guys
so late.

376
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,875
Things are stiII
a bit unclear.

377
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,086
We didn't officiaIIy
decide anything yet.

378
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,837
Oh, okay.

379
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,924
But if l can be candid
with you here, Jim,
it's not good.

380
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,593
We fuIIy expect
to be out of money
by the end of the year.

381
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,011
lnsolvent.

382
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,475
So, well, you know what?
I'm sorry. I have to run.

383
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,602
But we will
taIk soon, okay?
Sure.

384
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,104
Okay.
Oh, you know,
while l have you,

385
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,523
today l was
working on this pitch
for a supermarket chain. . .

386
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,234
Great.
. . .and it would
actually be a big account.

387
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,568
Okay, look,
you know what?

388
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,362
I can't reaIIy get my
head around anything

389
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,988
Iike that right now,
but that's great.

390
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,865
Keep after it,
but I gotta run.

391
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,950
Okay.
Thanks, Jim.

392
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,034
See you.

393
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,079
(CLEARS THROAT)

394
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,338
What's the news?

395
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,881
Nothing yet.

396
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,428
Well, l guess
that's not. . .

397
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:02,265
Well, there is
some bad news.

398
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,144
There has been
another murder.

399
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,107
A murder, you say?

400
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,485
l do declare.

401
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,571
Conference room, everyone.

402
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:18,656
Do we have to play?

403
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,658
No.
Super.

404
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,994
Oh, this could be
a juicy one.

405
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,288
Get in there!
Get in there!

406
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,416
JIM: I think today
was a good day to
have two managers,

407
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:32,044
because if you're a famiIy
stuck on a lifeboat
in the middle of the ocean,

408
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,714
one parent might want
to just keep rowing.

409
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,717
But if the other parent
wants to pIay a game,

410
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,510
it's not because
they're crazy.

411
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:43,472
lt's because they're
doing it for the kids.
And l get that now.

412
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:49,103
(lN SOUTHERN ACCENT)
There has been a lot of
murder and a lot of intrigue.

413
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,273
My little heart can
barely take it no more.

414
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:58,446
(NORMAL ACCENT) Today is
the hardest l have worked
in a long, long time.

415
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,367
l didn't do it!
Okay.

416
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,537
Everybody just
calm down.
l am calm.

417
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,665
Count of three,
we're all gonna
put down our guns.

418
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,001
l have crossbows.

419
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,670
We'll put down
our weaponry on
the count of three.

420
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:15,796
ANDY: Okay.

421
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,215
You ready?
DWlGHT: l'm ready.

422
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,550
One, two. . .

423
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,635
Two.

424
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,304
Three.
Three.

425
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,139
(ALL YELLlNG)

426
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,391
Andy revealed himself
to be a double agent,

427
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,435
at which point,
Dwight felt comfortable

428
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,437
revealing that he also
was a double agent,

429
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,398
and then,
Michael announced
to everybody that,

430
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,151
get this,
he was a double agent.

431
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,987
Oh, and it is 6:00.

432
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,957
Really?

433
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:54,835
lt wasn't me!
l'm not going
down for this!

434
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,879
Hey, l want
to go home.

435
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,215
Get the keys
out of my purse,
start the car.

436
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,017
(ALL PANTlNG)

437
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,316
(ALL YELLlNG)