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Not again.

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Bow down
before Recyclops.

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Five years ago
corporate said
we had to start

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a recycling program
for Earth Day,

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so Dwight took
the lead on that,

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and introduced us
to a very close friend
of his named Recyclops.

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Happy Earth Day, everyone.
l'm Recyclops.

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Did you know that
an old milk carton

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can be sawed in half
and used as a planter?

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JlM: The next year,
he reaIIy stepped
things up.

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Who has put
a number seven plastic
in a number four bin?

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A year after that,
RecycIops reaIIy
began to take shape.

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Recyclops will drown you
in your over-watered lawns!

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Then tragedy struck Recyclops
when his fictional planet

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was attacked by some
other fictitious thing,
l can't remember.

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Recyclops will have
his revenge!

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l think this was
also the year that
he renounced Earth Day

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and vowed to
destroy the planet
he once loved.

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Oh, my God,
you guys, look!
lt's Recyclops!

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Recyclops destroy!

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(BELLOWlNG)

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Oh, is today
Recyclops Day?
Yes.

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l thought you were killed
by Polluticon or something.

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Polluticon wishes.

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That's aerosol spray.
lt's terrible for
the environment.

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DWlGHT:
Humans are terrible
for the environment.

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(BELLOWlNG)

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The thing l like most
about Recyclops

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is that he's creating
a different world
for our child.

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Hmm.

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A world where
you truIy can be
anything you want.

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JIM: God bless you,
RecycIops,

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and your coId
robot heart.

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Okay. Okay.
How about this?

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That's great.

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l want it to be better
than great, Pam.

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How about l remain seated
and l just do a little bit
of a nod,

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sort of a humble thing?
Sure.

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No. Then my face is down.
They can't see my face.

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And it looks like
you're taking a dump.

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Alan Brand who's
the CEO of the company,

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if title is important
to you,

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has personally invited
moi to go to New York

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to the shareholders'
meeting

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and sit up on the stage
with the board of directors.

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And at some point,
they're going to
introduce me

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as the most successful
branch manager
that they have.

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And then Michael Scott turns
and waves to the crowd.

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And the crowd goes wild.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
from Scranton, Pennsylvania,

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please welcome
Michael "The Machine" Scott!

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Oh.

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Don't do the twirl.
Lose the twirl.

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DWlGHT: Twirl sucks.
Michael, l hated the twirl.

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Hate the twirl.

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Okay, obviously
l'm not going
to do the twirl.

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l only did it because
l nailed the wave.

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Yeah, good.
Don't do it.

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(ENUNClATlNG) l'm not going
to do the twirl, all right?

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lt's not even a twirl.
lt's a spin.

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l might do the spin.

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The long-term problem
is bad investments
that they need to dump.

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And the short-term problem
is the company

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has no cash and
there's nowhere
to get it.

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Okay, Oscar. l don't need
the whole enchilada,
just bullet points.

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Those are
the bullet points.

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Well, could you
condense it, please?

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That's as simple
as l can make it.

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Michael, the limo's
here for you.

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lt's not a limo,
it's a town car.

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Town cars are
actually better, though,

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better torque,
better handling.

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He said limousine, so. . .

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Check it out, guys,
there's a limo down here.

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Michael, look.

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Oh, man !
lt's a limo.

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They sent a limo.

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Town cars suck.
A town car

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is something that
a company sends when
they're in trouble.

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A limousine is something
that a company sends

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when they have cause
for celebration.

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And in this case,
l think we are
celebrating me.

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KEVlN: Move it! Quick!

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MlCHAEL: (LAUGHS)
Wow! Wow!

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ANDY: Oh, no way!
Yeah !

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What kind of mileage
does this baby get?

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lt's like what
high school kids take
to prom on TV shows.

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So typical of management
to spend money on this.

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(EXCLAlMlNG)
Bunch of boobs!

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Hate to break it to you,
Oscar, but some of us
like boobs.

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Calves.
Calves all the way.

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l'm so jealous
right now.

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Hey, you know who you
should be jealous of?

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Yourself.

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Because you're invited,
and you're invited,

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and you're invited,
and you, and you,

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and you and you
and you and you. . .
Car seats eight.

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What?
The car seats eight.

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The limo seats eight.

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Okay, then Jim and Pam
and Ryan plus a guest.

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No.
No, thanks.

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l'll use it
when you're done.

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MlCHAEL: Mmm.

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Whoa.

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The Dunder Mifflin
stock symbol is DMl.

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Do you know what
that stands for?

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Dummies,
Morons and ldiots,

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because that's what
you'd have to be to own it.

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And as one of those idiots,
l believe the board owes me
answers.

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MlCHAEL: l wish
the windows
weren't tinted

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so people could
see us in here.

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Hey, guys, do you think
anyone might have had
sex in here?

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Definitely.
Definitely.
Smells like it.

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Look, they got pillows.

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That, that's bigger
than my bed.

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Word.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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MlCHAEL: Who's playing
with the button?

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Hey, Ryan,
could you start
consolidating

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all our Rolodex
information
into Outlook?

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Doesn't seem like
there's much of a point

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if the company's
going under.

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But if the company
doesn't go under,

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then we'll finally
have all our contacts
in one program.

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Company's probably
going under, though.
lt could go either way.

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Seems like it's
leaning one way.

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Maybe we should just
wait and find out.

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Definitely.
Okay.

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So should we wait to
find out before we start
doing all this stuff?

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Nah. Might as well
do it now.

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Michael,
what if somebody asks you
a question at this meeting?

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Are you just
going to wave or what?

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l will have to answer.

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l'll ask you
a question.

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Make it a softball.

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Something he can, like,
crank out of the park.

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Michael Scott, you run
the most profitable branch
of Dunder Mifflin.

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Yeah.
How do you do it?

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No, no, that's too hard.
Say, your name is Zamboni,

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and then l will say,
"Well, we're sort of
on thin ice."

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(LAUGHS)
Uh-oh !

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l won't say that.
l'll say something
like that.

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ANDY: This is
your big day.
Come on.

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Whoo.
Oh, my God.
This is it.

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LAURlE: Mr. Scott?
Yes.

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l'm Laurie.
Oh, hi.

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Thank you
for joining us.
Come with me.

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Well, thank you.
And please call. . .

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Continue to call me
Mr. Scott.

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(CHUCKLlNG) Okay.

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lf you just want to
follow me l'll take you
up to the lounge.

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Well, l guess this is
as far as l can take
you guys, so. . .

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DWlGHT: Good luck,
Michael.
See you later.

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Officers. Thank you.

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After you, Mr. Scott.

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Thank you.

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Michael.
Hello.

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So glad you
could make it.
Thank you.

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How was the ride?

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Oh. lt was awesome.
Very, very sublime.

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l'm glad. l want
to introduce you
to everyone.

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Okay.
First we'll start
with Alan Brand.

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Alan, CEO.

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Michael Scott,
Branch Manager, Scranton.

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lt's nice to
meet you, Michael.
Nice to meet you, too.

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lt's an honor
and a privilege.

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Seated, we have
the former congressman,
Chris O'Keefe.

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Your eminence.

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For those of you
with questions,
please line up

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behind one of
the four microphones

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that have been placed
in the aisles.

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Coming through !
(SHOOlNG)

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Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.

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(GRUNTS) Damn it!

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What. . . Okay.
(GRUNTlNG)

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l was hoping to lob Michael
a softball question early.

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l wanted to swing by
the Garment District,

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pick up a few crates
of my shirts.

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l got a shirt guy.

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OSCAR: Would you
believe this?

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The money they spent
on this convention hall !

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Excuse me, miss.

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Just want to take this
stupid board of directors
by their necks.

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This is so simple.

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Yeah.
ldiots!

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Well, you should do that.
Get in line.

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Oh, what a great idea,
and lose my job.
No, thank you.

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Look, do you
want to be able to
tell your grandkids

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you stood up
for yourself

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during America's
biggest financial crisis?

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How is he going
to have grandkids?

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You guys ever
protect the President?

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No.

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What about Madonna
or Obama twins?
Anybody famous?

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Not supposed to
talk about it.

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Nelly Furtado.

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ALAN: All right, guys.

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Are you ready?

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Rock and roll.

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(AUDlENCE BOOlNG)

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Dunder Mifflin is
stiII a strong company,

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and we are poised
to come through this

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more streamlined and
profitabIe than ever.

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(JEERlNG)

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This is not as much fun
as l thought it would be.

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lt was fun when we weren't
on the brink of bankruptcy.

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(OVER MlC) We're going
bankrupt, you think?

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(AUDlENCE CLAMORlNG)

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They are really angry.

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The shareholders
need to empower
our Ieadership...

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l'm just going to
run to the bathroom.

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Will you save my place?
Sure.

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No. He will not.

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Excuse me?

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Oh, l'm sorry. Were you
raised in a household
with no consequences?

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lt'll just be a second.

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Oh.

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lf onlys and justs
were candies and nuts

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then every day
would be Erntedankfest.

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...and we're confident
there are many things

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to be optimistic about
in Dunder Mifflin's future.

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And one of them is
here with us today.

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Michael Scott,
Scranton Branch Manager.

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DWlGHT: (CLAPPlNG) Yes!

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ALAN: In these
uncertain times,

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MichaeI has managed to
maintain steady profits

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from his Scranton branch.
We aII thank you, MichaeI.

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Another bright spot
in the Dunder Mifflin
Iandscape,

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our new waste puIp
repurposing pIant
in Milford.

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(APPLAUDlNG)

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Hey, Phyllis, are you
just getting back
from lunch now?

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Mmm. Bob took me
to Capello's.

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We got a little tipsy.

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Okay.

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Shouldn't be
telling me that stuff,

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and also shouldn't be
taking two-hour lunches
without telling me.

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Oh, it's okay.
Michael doesn't really care
about these things.

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l care about them.
And l'm just as much
of a boss as Michael.

238
00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,449
(BOTH LAUGH)

239
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,826
What's so funny?
l'm a co-manager.

240
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,328
That doesn't
make you a boss.

241
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,580
lt's not like you can
fire people or anything.

242
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,665
(STUTTERlNG)

243
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,167
Who. . . How did you. . .
Who told you this?

244
00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,044
We can't say.
Ryan.

245
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:12,671
Sorry. l'm plastered.

246
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,714
Okay, who else
has heard the rumor

247
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,592
that l am not as much
in charge as Michael?

248
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,058
Stuff gets around.
l don't participate.

249
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,394
Who here heard it
from Ryan?

250
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,187
Does an e-mail count?

251
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,313
Yes.

252
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,898
Then, yeah.

253
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,025
l am just as much
of a boss as Michael,

254
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,319
and l can do anything
that Michael can do.

255
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:37,737
All right?

256
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,448
Who here believes
that l have as much
power as Michael?

257
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,207
l forgot l have
to support him,
no matter what.

258
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,625
Close one.

259
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,293
These questions
are bush league.

260
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,671
You should get up
and say something.

261
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,965
You got to be true
to what's in there.

262
00:11:58,175 --> 00:11:59,217
Don't be a wuss.

263
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,886
l've always been the guy
who can rally other people
to rebel.

264
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,931
ln high school
l organized a walkout
over standardized testing.

265
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:08,268
Got over 500 students
to just skip the SATs.

266
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,061
At the last second,
l chickened out,
took it anyway.

267
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,981
Got a 1 220.
Always regretted it.

268
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,400
l feel lachrymose.

269
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:17,819
(AUDlENCE BOOlNG)

270
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,071
BeIieve me, everyone
is working very hard,

271
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:23,366
working weekends,
struggIing, trying
to right the ship.

272
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,576
You're criminals!

273
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:28,496
Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry.
These are not criminals.

274
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:32,417
They're nice.
They invited me
to come here today.

275
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,211
They invited me to
their hospitaIity suite,

276
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,173
where l had free food
and it was delicious.

277
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,383
Get this, you know
how nice they are?

278
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,093
They sent
a stretch limo

279
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,262
aII the way
to pick me up
in Scranton.

280
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,514
Limousine?
Yes.

281
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,057
You're all corrupt!
You should be in jail !

282
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,142
(AUDlENCE AGREElNG)

283
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:53,229
Quiet! Quiet, please!
PIease, quiet!

284
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:57,859
Quiet, please!
We want to hear
your questions.

285
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:02,280
Do you love her,
or do you love
the idea of her?

286
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,657
l don't know, man.
l just don't know.

287
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,744
l've got to make
an example out of him.
Should l just fire him?

288
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,496
Can you actually
fire people?

289
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,830
To be honest,
l don't know.

290
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,416
But maybe l could
just yell at him
in front of people.

291
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,710
Well, l can't
really imagine you
yelling at anyone.

292
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,712
Oh, l yell.
You've heard me yell.

293
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,048
Okay. l've
heard you exclaim.

294
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:23,468
Like the time you said,
"Hey, look, we parked
over here!"

295
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:24,594
Well, that was
apple-picking day.

296
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:25,804
There was no need
to yell that day.

297
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,014
You know,
l was just excited
to find the car.

298
00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:30,308
Perfect end
to a perfect day.

299
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,144
Well, you'll
figure it out.

300
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,900
Okay, we're going to take
a 1 5-minute break,

301
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,902
and then we're going to
answer more questions.

302
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,153
You haven't said
anything yet

303
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,696
and we're headed
for bankruptcy!

304
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,323
ALL: Yeah !
Yeah !

305
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:48,034
Yeah, well,
that's not going to happen.
That's not going to happen.

306
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,744
We'll be back
with some answers.

307
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,996
MAN: What?
WOMAN: What answers?

308
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,124
Okay, l know that
you're mad at me

309
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,251
and you're mad
at all of them...

310
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,169
How are you going to
fix the company?

311
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,129
Okay. All right.

312
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,840
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)

313
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,258
AII right.

314
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:06,553
We are going
to go out there
during this break

315
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:09,472
and we're going to
come back with a pIan.

316
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,432
We're going to come back
with a pIan for you.

317
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,518
It's a 45-day pIan.

318
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,729
Forty-five days to
get us back on track.

319
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,356
(MAN CHEERlNG)

320
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,983
Forty-five points.

321
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,653
It's a 45-day, 45-point,
one point per day,

322
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,864
we get to 45 points,
we're back in business!

323
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,740
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)

324
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,952
And you can take
that to the bank!

325
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,871
And, Iimo Iady,

326
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:36,124
we are going compIeteIy
carbon-neutral!

327
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,959
(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG)

328
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,923
I Iove you, New York!

329
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,692
You! You!

330
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,695
Hey, Ryan,
how's it going?

331
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,405
Here's the thing.

332
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:10,450
l've tried it, like,
five different ways
in my head and. . .

333
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:14,162
Oh. Got one.
l'm such a perfectionist

334
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,916
that l'd kind of
rather not do it at all
than do a crappy version.

335
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,460
Simple data entry, though.
So there's really only
one way to do it.

336
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:22,462
Sounds like you have
a really specific
vision for it.

337
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,963
Do you want to
maybe just take
a whack at it?

338
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,256
You know what?
What?

339
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,591
l think l know
the problem.
Great.

340
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:27,800
l think
you seem distracted.

341
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,218
Yep, that is
the problem.

342
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,595
And you know what,
l came up
with something

343
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:31,971
that l think is
really gonna help.

344
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,681
Well, l'm glad
you're finally
being proactive, Jim.

345
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,892
l am, too.
Let me show you.

346
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,605
Wow, things are
really picking up.

347
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,940
What was that about?

348
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,107
What?

349
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,776
You were supposed to wave.

350
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,694
l did wave.
l did a lot more
than wave.

351
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,112
What are we supposed
to tell them now?

352
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,530
Okay, you've dug us
quite a hole.

353
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,991
We tell them the plan.
Right?

354
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,493
There is no plan.

355
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,456
Here's what
we're going to do.

356
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,376
The 45-day thing
that l outlined,
we go with that.

357
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:02,961
Day 45, company saved.

358
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,129
Day 44, go,
what have we got?

359
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,214
We have 1 5 minutes.

360
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,465
Excuse me?

361
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,634
Just whatever comes
to mind, shout it out.

362
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:10,885
Who the hell
is this guy?

363
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,263
l am the guy
who roused that crowd.

364
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,556
DAVlD: Yes.
Got them on their feet.

365
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,600
They were so happy
down there.
Yes. Yes.

366
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,060
Who cares?

367
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,189
Okay. All right.

368
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,485
Well, l know a guy,
this Mexican guy,
he's a math wiz.

369
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,030
He knows economics
as well as he knows
bullfighting.

370
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,325
And l am going to
call in a little favor.

371
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,952
No, no, no.
Don't call anybody, Michael.

372
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,328
Well, l'm texting him, so.

373
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,415
Please do not text
anybody now, Michael.

374
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,251
lt's done.

375
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,211
(VlBRATlNG)

376
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:49,674
Oh.

377
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,593
There he is.
Come on in,
come on in.

378
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,429
Gentlemen, l would
like you to meet Oscar.

379
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,888
Come on in,
don't be shy.

380
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,016
This is Oscar Martinez.

381
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,852
Oscar, why don't you
come over here?
Let me present you.

382
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,478
Step up,
step up there.

383
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:06,816
Oscar is an accountant
extraordinaire at
the Scranton branch,

384
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,109
and he has
a wonderful idea

385
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,029
as to how to get us
out of this murky,
murky situation.

386
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,238
Take it away.

387
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:18,995
l think this is
really going to help.

388
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,039
lf you could just
hold up here one second.

389
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,540
Hey, guys, just
a quick announcement.

390
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,083
lf l could have
everyone's attention.

391
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,961
Just figured you needed
a place where you could
concentrate.

392
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,213
And not be bothered
by bothering people.

393
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,298
Okay.

394
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,966
Let me show you
what l mean.

395
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,344
Your new office.
How great is that, right?

396
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,513
For a job well done.
Well, not done.

397
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,683
l will do my work
right now.

398
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,185
l will stay
late tonight.
Right.

399
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,729
l'm very sorry
about everything.
(CHUCKLlNG)

400
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:45,938
You're a good kid.
You know what,

401
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,440
it gets bigger
once you're in there.

402
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:48,816
Enjoy it.

403
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,363
RYAN: ls there lnternet?

404
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:06,292
Tell them
what you told me.
This is genius.

405
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,253
Tell them about
the cash flow

406
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,798
and the dumping of
properties and. . .

407
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,719
This is all good.
lt's all good stuff.

408
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,138
Lay it on them.

409
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:22,100
l feel,
as does Mr. Scott,

410
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,018
that we are in
the best of hands,

411
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,686
capable hands.

412
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,523
That wasn't what
you were saying to me.

413
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,484
He was much more
articulate

414
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,569
and that was better,
much better.

415
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:36,155
l think this
has gone very well
and l thank you.

416
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,406
Okay.

417
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,951
(SlGHS) Oh.

418
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:43,412
Hey, hey.
What were you doing?

419
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,123
Michael, l didn't ask
to come up here.

420
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,958
Wow, man !
What?

421
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,459
That was embarrassing.

422
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,919
For me.
For me, too.

423
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,255
For you and me?
You embarrassed me.

424
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:53,714
(SlGHS)

425
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,718
Well. . .

426
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:02,265
That was a waste
of a text.

427
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:03,641
Let's get down
to brass tacks.

428
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,726
l think that we
might be in trouble.

429
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,228
We don't seem
to have a plan,

430
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,397
so l'm thinking
l go down there,

431
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,859
maybe rattle off a few jokes,
congressman can follow.

432
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,946
He's our best manager?
Where's the off button
on this moron?

433
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,158
l'm not a moron.

434
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:25,288
Time after time,
my branch leads
in sales.

435
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:30,168
l have personally won
over 1 7 Dundie Awards,
so l am not a moron.

436
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:34,797
And l'm just trying
to help, you know?
So, you're the moron.

437
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,264
MlCHAEL: Yes, it is
a thrill to be honored
by one's company.

438
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,392
To have the peopIe
that you work for
stop for a minute

439
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:49,437
and say, "Wow, great job!"
That's what it's about.

440
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,440
He can take the bus.
He's had his limo ride.

441
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,194
That is what
it is all about.

442
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,987
Not the perks.
The perks...

443
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,198
The perks,
l could take or
Ieave the perks.

444
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,408
Oscar, Oscar!
Come on !

445
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:05,286
But Iimos are for peopIe
who make the company money,

446
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,954
not lose millions
and have no pIan.

447
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,080
There he is,
there he is!

448
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,624
So we're leaving early.

449
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,710
(WHOOPlNG) Go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go!

450
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:15,087
Michael !
Oh, yeah !

451
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,672
(LAUGHlNG)

452
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,718
MlCHAEL: After aII,
we are the onIy ones
with anything to ceIebrate.

453
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:24,472
Scranton ! Scranton !
Scranton ! Scranton !

454
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,474
(MEN CHEERlNG)

455
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,435
MlCHAEL: Dunder Mifflin !

456
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,813
The gentIeman
in the gIasses.

457
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,150
Dwight Schrute,
Scranton Branch.

458
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,279
I just want to say that
I have been standing
in this Iine aII day.

459
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,157
And if this line
is any indication

460
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,951
of how this company
is being run,

461
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,994
then we are
in big troubIe.

462
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,579
(APPLAUDlNG)

463
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,795
Thank you.
Right, I know.

464
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,590
And I just
want to say that

465
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,718
l believe that there
are options out there.

466
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,888
A take-a-number option,
Iike they have in a deIi.

467
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,598
(APPLAUSE STOPS)

468
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,225
What about
line varieties?

469
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:13,354
Like an express Iine
for quick comments
of 1 0 words or less.

470
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:16,065
That could move
much more efficientIy.

471
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:21,320
What about ropes
aIong the Iines that
you can hoId on to?

472
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,738
ALAN: Thank you.

473
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,283
Thank you for
your suggestions.

474
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,534
Yes.