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Attention, everyone!

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Jim and l, on behalf
of the Party Planning
Committee

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have an. . .
Too loud.
Too, too loud. Too loud.

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But effective. Look.
On behalf of Jim and l,
Merry Christmas.

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ALL: Merry Christmas.

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Merry Christmas. Good.

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My diabolical plot is
on hold for Christmas.

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My heart just melts
with the sound of
children singing.

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(LAUGHlNG)

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Not really. l'm just tired.
The days are short.
l don't know.

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Maybe l'm depressed.

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lt is time to
unveil the tree.

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Hey, Rockefeller Center!

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JlM: Yeah.

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Uh, l've actually
been to Rock Center

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and this is
nothing like that.

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This is all we have.
Ugh !

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Nope, it's not "ugh."

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lt is office
camaraderie.

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lt is warm feelings.

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Why don't we
talk more about it
instead of doing it?

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Thirty, 29, 28. . .

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Why would you
start so high?
. . .27. . .

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Three, two, one.

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. . .26. . .

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PHYLLlS: Ooh !

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You didn't decorate it.

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No.
Exactly.

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We didn't, because
we think it would be better
to do it together.

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Everyone.
Why would you
wrap it in a sheet

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if you're not
covering anything up?

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ls. . . ls it fake?
Pam.

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Yes! We are unveiling
an artificial tree
that will never die.

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Yes.
Like the spirit
of Christmas.

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And we're supposed
to applaud you

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for taking a giant
diaper off a fake tree?

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This was
a successful unveiling !
Go back to work!

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Merry Christmas.

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Hello. Sorry, guys.
Sorry, guys.

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l'm not sure l've
earned the right to
make announcements yet,

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but whoever is
giving me the
1 2 Days of Christmas

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as my Secret Santa,

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please stop.
l can't take it anymore.
My cat killed a turtledove.

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The French hens
have started pulling out
my hair to make a nest.

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Please stop.

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What psycho would
send that as a gift?

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l begged Dwight and Jim
to give me Erin for
Secret Santa,

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and I decided to give Erin
the 1 2 Days of Christmas.

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Bowtie time.

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Is it my fauIt that
the first eight days
there's basicaIIy 30 birds?

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Ho! Ho! Ho!

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Merry Christmas,
boys and girls.
lt's me, Santa Claus.

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Hey, Santa.

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They finally
let you do it.
Yeah.

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Congrats, Phyl.

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lt's so edgy.

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PHYLLlS: I have been wanting
to be Santa for years.

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l believe l have
the right temperament

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and the figure to
do the job well.

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I sIipped a note
to Jim 1 1 weeks ago,
and he said l could do it.

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(PHYLLlS LAUGHS)

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lt's been a long journey.

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But l'm Santa Claus!

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So, Santa, what can we
expect from this party?

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lt's going to be
a very jolly time
if you've been good.

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What if you've been bad?

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Then nothing but
a lump of coal for you.

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What if you've been
really, really bad?

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More evil than
strictly wrong.

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Hey, Creed?
We covered it.
Lump of coal.

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Yeah.

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For the past several weeks,

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my Secret Santa
has been giving me
pieces of a machine

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that l've been
attempting to assembIe.

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I'm suspicious of this,
because l had
the exact same idea

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for catching Osama bin Laden.

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I wouId simpIy send him
a different piece each day.

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He would assemble
it to find himself

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in jail !

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You know, Oscar,
every time l make
this lasagna

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people ask me if
it's a family recipe,

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but really, l just get
the recipe from the box.

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That's funny.

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ls it funny?
l thought it was more
interesting than funny.

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l think my water
just broke.

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That's too funny.

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Oscar and
the warehouse guy.

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Go, Oscar!
Go, gay warehouse guy!

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Here's Santa!

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Hey, little girl,
what would you
like for Christmas?

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Ooh ! You have been a very
naughty girl, l see.

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Michael, we already
have a Santa. Phyllis.

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What the hell is going on?

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Phyllis, Jim?
Phyllis is Santa?

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Yeah.
Phyllis.

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Yeah. l told her
a long time ago
she could do it.

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Take it back.
That is absurd.

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No. l'm not gonna
do that.

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No, Jim, come on !

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l think she's
doing a good job.

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Lately, there have been
serious rumors that
our company's going bankrupt,

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so David Wallace asked me
to keep morale high.

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So l asked around
about what peopIe wanted
with Christmas,

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and l told them
to get creative.

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And they didn't reaIIy
get creative, exactIy.

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Secret Santa, karaoke, food,

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kind of the usuaI thing
that we do here,
which is great.

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And peopIe usuaIIy
argue about food,

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so I toId everybody
to bring their favorites.

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I made an organized
signup sheet for karaoke

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so that there was no fighting

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and no crying.

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l'm doing a good job, l think,
because this year,

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l care.

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lt's weird. l know.

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lt's insane!
A woman Santa?
Where does it stop?

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No! Jim, this may
be the last Christmas
that we have here.

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Doesn't it make you
a tiny bit anxious,

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me not playing Santa?
Come on !

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l'm not gonna go tell Phyllis
that she can't be Santa.

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Fine. Then do it anonymously.
Ransom-note style. You can. . .

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You know what?
l have a bunch of letters

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cut out of magazines
in my desk.

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You can use those.

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lf this were Russia,
yeah, sure,

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everybody would
go to one Santa,

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and there would be
a line around the block,

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and once
you sat on her lap

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and she asked you
what you wanted,

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you would say,
probably, freedom,

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at which point
the KGB would arrest you
and send you to Siberia.

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lt's a good thing
Russia doesn't exist anymore.

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DWlGHT: Name?

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Kelly.

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And what would you
like for Christmas?

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l would like
the photographer,
please, Santa.

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RYAN: We'll talk.

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So far, people really seem
to like the party this year.

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We took some chances
and it's working out.

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Ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho!

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Why pay more
to sit next to old
Trannie Claus over there

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when you can sit
on my lap?

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Phyllis is only
pretending to be a man.
l'm the real thing !

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Sit down on my lap
and there will be no doubt!

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Okay.
Okay.

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No, it's not,
like, penis-wise.

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Hello, little boy!
What's your name?

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Michael, it's me, Kevin.

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Phyllis says
l'm too big for her lap.

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Oh, l am so sorry
that Phyllis hates you
and hates your body,

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but Santa
remembers a reindeer

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that was just a tiny
bit different as well.

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When can l sit
on your lap?

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Right now!
Come on over here, big boy!

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There we go!
Oh, my God.

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(GRUNTS)

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That's really
comfortable.

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What would you
like for Christmas,
little boy?

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l don't know.
l didn't know you
were gonna ask me that.

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Well, what did you think
was going to happen?

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l didn't know.
Nobody's ever let me
sit on their lap before.

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(SOFTLY) All right,
just say some toys, please.

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Can you give me
some choices?

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'Cause l really
don't want to mess up
on this list.

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Damn it, Kevin.
Come on.

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What about if l
tell you the things
l don't want?

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Okay, get off!
Get off! Off!

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(GROANS)

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Oh, God !

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l didn't even get to
tell you what l wanted.

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Okay, you know
what you get?

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You get a thousand
helium balloons
attached to you

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so Santa doesn't have
to go through this again.

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Awesome.

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Foot's asleep.

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Oh, God. My whole leg.

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Oh, God.

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All right, that's better.
Who's next?

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Well?

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l'm trying, Phyllis.
You're Santa.

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The only Santa.
That's what l want.

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You promised me this.
Don't make me
get Bob involved.

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What would Bob do?

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Never mind.
l shouldn't have said that.

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Check it out.

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ln fourth grade,
Bronwyn Reinhart stabbed me
with a pencil,

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scarred me for life.

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Oh !

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Oh, yeah, l see it.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Yeah, so l know
how it feels.

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Does it hurt?

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lt stings a lot.

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Hmm.

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l keep trying
to figure out who's
sending me these gifts.

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l know, right?

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So far no one
will admit to it.

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(CHUCKLES)
ls it you?

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Yeah !

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Totally.
l admit it. lt's me.

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(LAUGHS) Seriously?

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Seriously?

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Are you serious?
ls. . . What. . . ls it you?

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When you're. . .
l don't. . . Are you. . .

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Oh, no, no, no. l'm saying. . .
Are you asking. . .

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l'm saying, are. . .
l don't. . .

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lt's you. . . No. . .
ls it. . .

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Yeah. Totally serious.
l'm your Secret Santa.
Busted !

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(LAUGHS)

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There he is.

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Hey, man.
Hey.

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ls Matt around?
l've got his check.

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Matt is on a delivery.
Just leave it here.
l'll take it.

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l'll just wait for him.

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You'll wait?

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You're gonna wait to give
a guy you don't know
his check?

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Spirit of Christmas.

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Right. Christmas.

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Matt's a pretty
good-looking dude,
don't you think?

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l'll just leave
it here with you.

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All right,
thank you.

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Come here!
Come here! Come here!

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l'm doing
something over here.
Come on ! Ah !

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Ho! Ho! Ho!

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MlCHAEL: Come on,
l need this.
Come over here!

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Just sit down !

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No, no, no,
no, no, no!

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ls everything okay?
Yeah. Yeah.

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Ryan and l are
just having some fun.

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Can l just talk to
you for a second?
Yeah.

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No, now.
Okay, what?

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You can't yell out,
"l need this, l need this,"

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as you pin down
an employee on your lap.

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Okay. You know what, Jim?

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With two Santas in the room,
things get ruthless.

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Yeah.
Do you understand?
You forced my hand.

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Michael, it's Phyllis.
We want Phyllis as Santa.

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Do we? Do we?
ls that what we want?

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Why don't we
take a vote on it?

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Great.

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Hey! Okay, everybody.

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The office is
being pulled apart.
l realize that.

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There are traditions at stake.

244
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,168
And there are women. . .
Who wants Phyllis as Santa?

245
00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:31,296
No, no, no! Wait! No!
There are other choices.

246
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:34,466
There's information that we. . .
Are you kidding me, Kevin?

247
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,009
After you almost killed me?

248
00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:38,762
Michael, l had you.
l just want to try Phyllis.

249
00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:42,057
And if you want
Michael as Santa,
raise your hand.

250
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:44,893
Can l get you
some punch?

251
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:48,229
l. . . No, l'll get some punch.
That looks delicious.

252
00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,148
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)

253
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,483
KELLY: Michael !

254
00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:55,320
Excuse me.

255
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:58,114
Whoever has been sending me
the parts to this gun,

256
00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:01,117
l think you sent me a gear
instead of a trigger.

257
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,161
How do you know it's a gun?

258
00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:04,829
What else does it look like?

259
00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,749
Not a gun.

260
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,417
Well, l don't have
all the pieces yet.

261
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:14,130
Well, unless
the missing piece is a gun,
you don't have a gun.

262
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,092
Not a gun.

263
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:21,930
ln the North Pole,
l spend many nights alone
tinkering with toys.

264
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:27,394
So today,
let's put a twinkle in
old Kris Kringle's eye.

265
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,896
Let the party begin !

266
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,774
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)

267
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,614
l don't ask for
much for Christmas.
l really don't.

268
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:43,702
lt's not like
l am begging people
to buy me diamonds

269
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,080
and broach pendants.

270
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:48,581
Oh !

271
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,460
"Buy me something expensive,
or l'm gonna kill myself."
That's not. . .

272
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,797
l don't care about that!
All l want to be is Santa.

273
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:59,759
And you want to take that
away from me, fine.

274
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,678
Go ahead.

275
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,596
But when
you need my help

276
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,056
because l am
ruining everything,

277
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,266
don't look at me!

278
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,604
Behold,

279
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,315
Jesus Christ.

280
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:18,695
And l bring to you
glad Christmas tidings.

281
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:22,323
l want to remind everyone
the true meaning
of Christmas.

282
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,119
Those of you who
wish to join me,
that's great.

283
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,495
l am excited by that,

284
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,414
and those of you who don't,

285
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,958
l forgive you,
but l never forget.

286
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:35,462
Wow, Michael.
This must be obvious
how wrong this is.

287
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:37,130
The Antichrist.

288
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,465
Okay, you can't. . .
(HlSSlNG)

289
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,592
Look, you cannot
push religion.

290
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,552
But l can push
drugs in here.

291
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,762
ls that what
you're saying?
No.

292
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,389
Well, you have to
pick one or the other.
Your choice.

293
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,142
Pick your poison.
Get back to me.
ln the meantime,

294
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:52,729
l am going to
spread my goodness
all over this company!

295
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,149
Hello, workers.

296
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,860
Salt of the earth.

297
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:02,864
Listen to what
l am saying unto you.

298
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:06,034
l am Jesus.

299
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,288
Okay, l need everybody
to stop what you're doing

300
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:11,873
and watch this.

301
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,168
Thank you, Darryl.
Thank you, my son.

302
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:19,005
Everyone, l have heard
your cries for rest,

303
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,926
and l am inviting you
up to our Christmas party,

304
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,637
where you can eat
and drink and have fun.

305
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:30,016
Hell, yeah. Let's go,
y'all. Thanks, Mike.

306
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,727
(SlNGlNG)

307
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:42,028
Everyone, everyone,
please welcome our friends
from the warehouse.

308
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:45,907
l command thee to mingle
and make merriment.

309
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,536
Libations and food,
please, enjoy.

310
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,037
Enjoy.

311
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:53,581
That was
very nice of you.

312
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,626
Yes, actually
nicer than Santa.
Jesus doesn't judge.

313
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,586
The only problem is
we only have food for us.

314
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,922
So would've loved
a heads up on this.

315
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:04,050
Well, would've loved
to have been the central
gift-giving figure,

316
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:07,136
but l guess neither of us
is getting what we want,
right?

317
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,221
(SlGHS)

318
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:11,599
Look, l can barely pretend
to like the people up here.

319
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,768
What am l supposed
to say to Artie?

320
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,564
Hey, Phyllis?

321
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:21,025
Could you not reveal to Erin
that l'm her secret Santa?

322
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,944
All right, sweetie,
l'll just tell her
it's Michael.

323
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,112
Okay.

324
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,615
Santa, if you were a woman,
l'd kiss you.

325
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,119
(CHUCKLES)

326
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,706
Are either of you guys
friends with,

327
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,208
or ever hang out with
any cleaning ladies?

328
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,212
Um, l have to find a new one,
'cause mine died.

329
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,214
First training session
is free.

330
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,342
l'll show you the ropes,
and get you on track
with the nutrition side.

331
00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,887
My goal is
to look like you,

332
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,306
like a big, white, you.

333
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:55,810
How do l feel about
the warehouse guys showing up
at our Christmas party?

334
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,396
Well, l could tell you,

335
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,940
or l could show you.

336
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,443
This is how l feel.

337
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:13,119
BOTH: (SlNGlNG)
I saw three ships
come saiIing in

338
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,412
PAM: Have you
talked to him?

339
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,580
What?

340
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,457
Matt.

341
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:18,791
OSCAR: ls it
that obvious?

342
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,211
No. Hey.

343
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:24,964
Hmm.

344
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:29,260
Good pâté, right?
Oscar made it.
Have you met Oscar?

345
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:30,970
l don't think so.

346
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,805
Hey, Oscar, come here.

347
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:41,272
Oscar, this is Matt,
and Matt loves your pâté.

348
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,441
l had some.

349
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:44,692
Oscar's pâté's great.

350
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:49,364
l could eat it all day,
every day. Mmm.

351
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,826
How come the good ones
are never straight, right?

352
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,081
Oscar likes biking,

353
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:03,962
and classical movies,
French films mostly, right?

354
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,046
Mmm. . .
Yeah?

355
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,716
Okay. That's all
l'm gonna say.
Classical music.

356
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,553
And new music. Radiohead.

357
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,598
l like Radiohead.

358
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,977
We should all go
to a concert together.

359
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,186
Are we still doing
that thing

360
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,647
where we take new people
to the office to a concert?

361
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,399
Okay, Pam.
Okay.

362
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,234
Look. Pigs
in a blanket.

363
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,489
So, Victor, is it?

364
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,369
Yeah. Victor.

365
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,745
Nice meeting you.

366
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:38,830
Nice to meet you.

367
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:43,418
Yes. They're the only
two gay guys l know.
But they should be together.

368
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,296
So, guys, this is
more like finger food.

369
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,757
Uh-oh ! A lasagna.
Look out, Garfield.

370
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,093
Uh-oh ! What
does that mean?

371
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,344
Oh, they call me
Garfield.

372
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,514
l've never seen a lasagna
and not eaten the whole pan.

373
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:57,640
l wish you wouldn't.

374
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,809
Oh, well,
l can't help myself.

375
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,519
Can you imagine
what it's like for me,

376
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,438
that it has that power
over me?

377
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:04,522
l gotta have some.

378
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,275
Sorry, guys.
Everybody get some?

379
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,027
l got mine.
Okay.

380
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:12,739
All right, l just got out
of the restroom,
and it stinks.

381
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,198
The warehouse
needs to go.

382
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,075
Okay, wait. How do
you know it's someone
from the warehouse

383
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,702
who stunk up
the bathroom?

384
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,912
They stink up the bathroom
with their smelly poos,

385
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,789
because they don't eat
as quality food as us

386
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,541
'cause they're poor.
lt's science.

387
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,334
That is so offensive

388
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,961
and thought out.
(SlGHS)

389
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,131
Maybe if we just
took some time to try
to get to know them,

390
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,925
rather than constantly
complaining. . .
Garfield ! Garfield !

391
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,762
ALL: Garfield !
Garfield ! Garfield !

392
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,888
Do it, girl.

393
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,682
That woman
is a beast.
Garfield ! Garfield !

394
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,018
Garfield ! Garfield. . .

395
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,771
ALL: Yeah !

396
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:50,693
l am so very glad
that you joined us here
on this festive occasion.

397
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,111
You look like Gandalf.

398
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,198
No, l'm Jesus,
and we're celebrating
my birthday.

399
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,741
Seriously, though, Mike,
you should take that off, man.

400
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,868
lt's offensive, even to me.

401
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,502
Merry Christmas, Creed.

402
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,629
Thanks, Santa.
l love it.

403
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,298
And he doesn't
even know what it is.

404
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,842
And it's probabIy terribIe,
so save the receipt.

405
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,302
Get the receipt, Creed.

406
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,889
This just arrived
from the Dunder Mifflin
North Pole branch.

407
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,767
We don't have
a North Pole branch.
ldiot!

408
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:27,647
Uh-oh!
What's Dwight gonna get?
What is it?

409
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,107
Yes!

410
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,150
Oh, yes! lt's space garbage.

411
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,903
Dwight's gonna be abIe
to build himself a friend.

412
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:36,155
Deck the halls
with crappy gifts

413
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,451
And Stanley, ho, ho, ho,
you've been very
good this year.

414
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,577
l have.

415
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,621
Yeah, except for
cheating on your wife.

416
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,457
AduItery's a sin.
Look it up
in the BibIe, peopIe.

417
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,542
What'd he get?

418
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,544
He got scented candles.

419
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,672
WeII, that's appropriate.
A lot of fire
where you're going.

420
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,173
Better get used to it.

421
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,926
You're going to H-E-L-L,
doubIe hockey sticks.

422
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,177
Going to hell, Stanley.

423
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,387
(PHYLLlS LAUGHlNG)
ANGELA: Amen.

424
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,431
And this brings us
to you, little one.

425
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,476
I can't see from here, peopIe.
Somebody shout it out.

426
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,395
Don't make me get up.

427
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:11,149
lt's fabric.
l really wanted this.

428
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:14,944
That's fantastic!
You can make another dress
that goes past your feet.

429
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,154
Andy, was this you?

430
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,280
lt's a secret.

431
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,866
No, Andy had Erin.
PHYLLlS: lt was a secret.

432
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,200
PAM: Michael !
PHYLLlS: You. . .

433
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,870
What? Was l not
supposed to say?

434
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,163
What? Turn it back on.

435
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,247
No.

436
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,754
(DOOR CLOSlNG)

437
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,507
DAVID: Yes, Michael.
What is so urgent?

438
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,010
David, guess who l am
sitting here dressed as.

439
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,762
I'm not going to guess.
You can tell me,
or I wiII hang up.

440
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,765
l will give you a hint.
His last name is Christ.

441
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,519
He has the power of flight.
He can heal leopards.

442
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,604
Michael...

443
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,397
l am Jesus, David,
and you know why?

444
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:55,860
Because Phyllis,
a woman, has uslurped
my role as Santa.

445
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:56,944
Michael...
What?

446
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,280
This is a very,
very bad time.

447
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,949
Really? What's going on?

448
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,036
Stephanie,
can you hop off, pIease?

449
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,370
STEPHANlE: Sure, David.

450
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,916
What the hell?
How rude! Does she do
that all the time?

451
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,751
ERlN: Do you want me off
this call too, Michael?

452
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:15,171
Hey, what? Get off!
Get off the phone!

453
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:20,968
DAVlD: Listen,
I shouIdn't teII you this,
but the company has a buyer.

454
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,554
The board
will have no choice
but to approve,

455
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,890
and they are going
to clean house.

456
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,183
What does that mean?

457
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,935
l'll be fired.

458
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,562
Well, can't Alan protect you?

459
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,147
Alan will be out, too.
All of us.

460
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:36,901
All of us?

461
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,488
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

462
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,741
l'm sorry you can't be Santa.

463
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:46,452
I do have to go.
Goodbye, Michael.

464
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:51,082
MlCHAEL: Earlier today,
this office needed a Santa.

465
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:56,295
And then it
needed a second Santa.
And then it needed a Jesus.

466
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,173
And now,

467
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,426
it needs a Michael.

468
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,681
And that's one suit
Phyllis cannot fit into.

469
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:11,060
Hey, how's everybody doing?

470
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,313
Not great.
You heckled Santa
for an hour and a half.

471
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,482
That was a different guy.
That was Jesus.

472
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:18,859
Jesus sort of
ruined the party.

473
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,569
Hurt, petulant Jesus.

474
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,989
Are you serious?
That is so offensive.

475
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,200
You know what's
even more offensive,

476
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:31,330
is bailing on this party
because some jerk ruined
the first part of it.

477
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,333
Dwight, come here.

478
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,586
Here's my debit card.
l want you to go pick
up a bunch of pizzas

479
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:38,754
and meet me in
the conference room.

480
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:39,880
What's your pin number?

481
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,841
l don't want to say.

482
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,385
But it's fun
to stay at the. . .

483
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,431
lt's fun to stay at the. . .

484
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,392
Where?
Holiday lnn. l don't. . .

485
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,978
(HUMMlNG)

486
00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,026
l thought that
you would like it.

487
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,569
lt was a little much, Andy.

488
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,697
Well, it's the thought
that counts.

489
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,449
What were you thinking?

490
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:12,538
l suppose a gentleman
might throw in the towel
at this point.

491
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,625
Guess what.
Not gonna happen.

492
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,963
You know what?
Christmas isn't
about Santa or Jesus.

493
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,506
lt's about the workplace.

494
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:24,467
The exact opposite
of what you just said
is true.

495
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:27,887
See, that's exactly
something that Jim
would say,

496
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:29,180
and l love him for it.

497
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,932
All of you feel
like my family.

498
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:37,772
Ryan, you are my son,
and Pam, you're my wife,
and Jim. . .

499
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,943
And Angela and Phyllis,
you are my grandmas.

500
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:48,157
And Oscar, you just
moved in next door

501
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,910
because of urban renewal.

502
00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:55,456
And Stanley,
you're our mailman.

503
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:59,251
And l can't help but look
at all of your wonderful,
beautiful faces

504
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,087
and think, "How could
they do this to us?"

505
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,171
What?
(ALL MURMURlNG)

506
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:03,339
How could we do
what to you?

507
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,549
That's not. . .
Never. . . Nothing.
MEREDlTH: Why would we. . .

508
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,801
We deserve to know.

509
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,010
MlCHAEL: l didn't
say anything !

510
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,345
We're going out of business!

511
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,429
What?
What?

512
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:11,514
ANDY: You are kidding me.

513
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:12,640
Wait, wait, wait.
Who said that?

514
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,517
David told me on the phone.
David told me.

515
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:15,726
ANDY: When?
When did he tell you, today?

516
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:19,647
Earlier today,
he said we have been sold.

517
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:20,773
JlM: What?

518
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:21,857
(YELLlNG)

519
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,276
JlM: Dwight! Jesus.
PAM: Come on !

520
00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:27,321
Michael, wait.
So they said we are sold.

521
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,281
David is gone,
Alan is gone.
We're all gone.

522
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,825
Okay, but we
haven't gone under.

523
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,910
We've been sold,
and that can mean
many different things.

524
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:35,246
lt's hard for me to
imagine a scenario

525
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:37,915
where Meredith Palmer
keeps her job and
David Wallace does not.

526
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,667
No offense, Meredith.
No, l get it.

527
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:40,960
Did he say anything
about the warehouse?

528
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,212
No, but he's always
held you guys
in high regard.

529
00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:45,798
You two are
the worst bosses!

530
00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:47,967
You are. You never
know anything.

531
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:50,010
lt's like the blind
leading the blind.
"Guess, guess, guess."

532
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,096
Relax.
Okay, l can still fire you.

533
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:55,015
We better get some
answers soon, or it's gonna
get real litigious up in here.

534
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,768
Like, you're gonna sue?
Who're you gonna sue?
For what?

535
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,812
You have no idea.
The law protects
the plaintiffs.

536
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:00,896
l'll call him.
l'll call David.

537
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,149
No you won't,
because he's not picking
up his phone.

538
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:07,069
Yes, l will,
because l always know
how to get through to him.

539
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:10,281
He told me where
his kids go to school.

540
00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:12,908
l call the school.
l tell them
l'm the pediatrician.

541
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:16,745
They patch me
through to his secretary.
l use my little girl voice.

542
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:17,997
Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom.

543
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:19,790
DAVID: Hey, sweetie,
what is it?

544
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,293
lt's not sweetie.
lt's Michael Scott.

545
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,378
What the hell?
Stephanie,
could you hop off, please?

546
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,297
Michael, l have never...

547
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:27,381
David. . .
...never, ever...

548
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,716
David, you are
on speakerphone

549
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,510
with the entire branch
and the warehouse.

550
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,512
Hi, David.
ALL: Hey, David.

551
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:34,972
Hi, everyone.

552
00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:37,224
David, they do not believe me

553
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:40,561
when you told me
that everyone was canned.

554
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,480
You weren't supposed
to teII anyone, MichaeI.

555
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,023
Well, l think
we're past that now.

556
00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:45,649
I am not supposed...

557
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:47,818
Okay, fine.
Guys, l was really

558
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,695
onIy taIking
about AIan, myseIf,

559
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,530
and a few other
execs you don't know.

560
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,991
Oh, my God.
David, that's horrible.

561
00:24:54,075 --> 00:24:58,704
How about us? lt's Meredith.
By the way, your wife
is a very lucky woman.

562
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:02,166
Look,
they're buying the company
for the distribution.

563
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:05,085
You guys are the onIy thing
about this company that works.

564
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,295
So congratulations.

565
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:07,379
We're not fired?

566
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:08,881
No. Congratulations.

567
00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:10,633
All right!
Yeah !

568
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:11,884
(ALL CHEERlNG)

569
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:13,260
Come on !

570
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,595
lt's a Christmas miracle!

571
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:15,930
Yeah !

572
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,014
(WHOOPlNG)

573
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,769
(SlNGlNG) WaIk a IoneIy road

574
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:25,022
Only one that
l have ever known

575
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,650
Don't know where it goes

576
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,819
But it's all to me
and l walk alone

577
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,531
DWlGHT: It's true.
Yes.

578
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,616
DWIGHT: We aII waIk aIone.
Jim.

579
00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:39,119
Jim.
DWlGHT: Come on. ShaII we?

580
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:41,789
Jim.

581
00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:47,795
My shadow's the onIy one
That walks beside me

582
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:50,881
(SCATTlNG)

583
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:53,634
Take it away, Andy.

584
00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:01,392
(BEATBOXlNG)

585
00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:13,821
Wow.

586
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:19,201
Yeah. That was the idea.
Thank you.

587
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,161
Awesome.
Thanks, man.

588
00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:28,460
(SlNGlNG) Christmas tree
Thou Ieaves are so unchanging

589
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,962
Of course!

590
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,173
You got it?

591
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,092
What is that?

592
00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:36,218
l have no idea.

593
00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:40,889
Well, maybe those will help.

594
00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,683
Michael, please.
Come on.

595
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,269
Sorry.
Sure.

596
00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:46,312
Nice to meet you, Oscar.

597
00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:47,396
Nice to meet you, Mark.

598
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,440
lt's Matt.
Right, Matt.

599
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,152
l know what
l'm doing, Pam.

600
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:01,910
Oh, man !

601
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,747
l can use this
for so many nuts.

602
00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:07,666
Macadamias,
Brazil nuts, pecans,

603
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:11,003
almonds, clams, snails.

604
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,049
Not in front of the kid.

605
00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:17,217
This is a great party.

606
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:21,263
Did you buy the company
just to save
your Christmas party?

607
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:24,058
l promise l will never
buy a company without
telling you first.

608
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,184
(CHUCKLES)

609
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,272
Hi, Santa.

610
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,565
Hi, Michael.

611
00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:35,194
(GRUNTS)

612
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:36,403
Okay.

613
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:39,615
l'd like to make a wish.

614
00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:41,283
What?

615
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:47,247
l would like an Xbox
and a TV that's
compatible with an Xbox.

616
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,585
And l'm sorry.

617
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:58,759
An Xbox it is,
because l've decided
you're a good boy.

618
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:02,471
Scott, what in the hell
is going on here?

619
00:28:02,597 --> 00:28:04,390
No, no, no.
We worked it out.
You called Bob? Phyllis!

620
00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:06,892
l'm sorry. l'm really sorry.
lt was earlier today.

621
00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:08,102
Okay.

622
00:28:08,603 --> 00:28:09,687
Hi, sweetheart.
You okay, baby?

623
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:10,854
l'm good, baby.

624
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,232
Oh, God.
Get a room, Santas.

625
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,525
Fresh nut?

626
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,443
l don't mind if l do.
Thank you.

627
00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:22,491
DWlGHT: Thank you, Santa.

628
00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:23,909
Okay, happy holidays.

629
00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:27,246
lt's real slippery out here.

630
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,334
Oh, my God.

631
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:33,836
Twelve drummers drumming.

632
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:50,060
Merry Christmas, Erin.
Take it away, boys!

633
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:51,687
(DRUMMlNG RESUMES)