1
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Oh, yeah !
l've got a big box,
yes l do!

2
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l've got a big box,
how about you?

3
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l've got a big box, yes l do,
l've got a big box,
how about you?

4
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l think you don't know
what you're saying.

5
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lt is "from Sah-bray,"
our new owner,
and it is "to Sah-bray." Us!

6
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l wonder what's inside.
Scissor me.

7
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Dunder Mifflin was
recently bought

8
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by an electronics
company named Sah-bray.

9
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They stepped in at
the eleventh hour
and they saved our asses.

10
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Although David Wallace said
that we were the one branch

11
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that was actually
working right,

12
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so we probably could've
saved our own asses.

13
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We didn't need them
touching our asses.

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(SHOUTlNG)

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Wow!

16
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Awesome.

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For Accounting,
a brand new printer,

18
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and for the sales staff,
a new fax machine.

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This cord has
Creed written all over it.

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And whoever would like
a brand new scanner

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can come visit it
in my office. Thank you.

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Here we go.

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(BOTH EXCLAlMlNG)

24
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Cool. What next?

25
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Guys, um, who's Gabe?

26
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This note says to
put the box aside

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for a Gabe Lewis,
who's coming tomorrow.

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Okay, everybody, listen up.
l have some bad news.

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Due to circumstances
beyond my control. . .

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lmpulsivity and
inattention to detail. . .

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Hey, hey.

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l have opened a box
which should not
have been opened. . .

33
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Terrible mistake.
. . .and distributed things

34
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which should not
have been distributed.

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Un-distributable.

36
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Well, maybe we can
put the box back together.

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lmpossible.
He opened it like an ape.

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l think we can do it.

39
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Yeah, yeah.

40
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Did we try printer first,
shredder at an angle?

41
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Yeah.
Fax cable,
then the scanner upside-down?

42
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Yes.

43
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Have you tried
making everything smaller?

44
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And. . .

45
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Wow! Really nice job!

46
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This group of people,
when they put
their minds together,

47
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they can do
something great.

48
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And l think
that you should all
be proud of yourselves.

49
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(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG lN BOX)

50
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Oh, Michael !

51
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All right, relax.
We can do it.
We just did it.

52
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So, we can do this again.
Erin, scissor me, please?

53
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No, don't!

54
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Thank you. Oh !
Got it. Okay.

55
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(RlNGlNG CONTlNUES)

56
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All right,
he's on his way up.
Okay, we ready?

57
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What do you want us to do?

58
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Why do l have to
explain everything?

59
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Because we're usually
not on the same page.

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(DOOR OPENS)

61
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Oh. Okay.

62
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And to you.

63
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Gabe seems tall.
Hope we get along.

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l had a very good thing going
with David Wallace.

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He was a good guy.
He was somebody
I couId trust.

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There he is.
You can really see

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that he is okay
taking a picture with me,

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even though l was there
for disciplinary reasons.

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Welcome.
Scranton hotdog
from Scranton?

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You know what, Dwight?
Let's give him a minute
to settle in.

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Shall we?
Okay.

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Hi. My name
is Gabe Lewis.

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l am Coordinating Director
for Emerging Regions.

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Hello, Gabe.
l am Michael Scott,
co-manager.

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This is my protégé,
Jim Halpert.

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Co-manager, actually.

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ln training.

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Trained. Loving it.
Good at it, so. . .

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We are very impressed
with this branch,

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and we are so excited
about this merger.

81
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We're very excited,
too, aren't we, guys?

82
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Right?
ANDY: So excited.

83
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We have a little song
prepared for you.

84
00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:09,873
Actually,
if you don't mind,

85
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l would love to put this
on the Sabre website.

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Sabre.

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Sabre. Sabre.
lt's Sabre.

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ANDY: lt's Sabre.
Oh. Of course.

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Sabre.

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MlCHAEL: Good.
Take it away, guys.

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Okay.

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BOTH: (SlNGlNG)
Hopped off the train
in Scranton, PA

93
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Another cloudy gray afternoon

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Jumped in the cab
Here you are
for the first time

95
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Look to the right
And you see
the EIectric City sign

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This is gonna be a good day
For Dunder MiffIin
and Sah-bray

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(ANDY CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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Sabre.
lt's Sabre.

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Dunder MiffIin and Sabre

100
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So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Dunder MiffIin is
a part of Sah-bray

101
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So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Dunder MiffIin
is a part of Sabre

102
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Dunder MiffIin
is a part of Sabre

103
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You sure it's Sabre?

104
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Hey.
Thank you.

105
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Hey, we should be fine
if we leave around 1 1 :20.

106
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Oh, you MapQuested it.
lt's four blocks away.

107
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Well, now we
won't get lost.

108
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Or we could drive,
and that takes one minute.

109
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We found a great
local daycare.

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lt's rated really high
by all the local
parenting websites,

111
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but that means
it's also really hard
to get into.

112
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Turns out a lot of parents
want the very best
for their children.

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That's weird.

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We're hoping our interview
seals the deal.

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But if not,
there's always the Army.

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The infantry.

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Okay. Okay. Yeah.

118
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So you've just
been bought by Sabre.

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You've probably got
a lot of questions.

120
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Hi, l'm Christian Slater.
What's it Iike
to work for Sabre?

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Let's find out together.

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Working at Sabre means
taking on the challenge

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of the road that
rises to meet you.

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Sabre is respecting
the past, but opening
the window to the future.

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Have you ever
tasted a rainbow?
At Sabre, you wiII.

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You'll find it easy to
embrace the Sabre spirit.
WeIcome.

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We're very excited
to go on this
journey with you.

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JlM: So, you've been shown
a nonsensicaI video.

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You're probably wondering,
"What's going on?"
Well, you're not alone.

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Wow. Really terrific.

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Most of our business comes
from selling printers,

132
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so don't think of yourselves
as paper salesmen anymore,

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but as printer salesmen
who also sell paper.

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Perfect.

135
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No. Don't like that.

136
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At Sabre,
we really encourage
honest communication.

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You should always feel free
to express your thoughts. . .

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Talk about vacation days!

139
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We have a policy
here at Sabre

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where we are allowed
to take two weeks.

141
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But l banked six weeks.

142
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l already booked
a Great Lakes cruise.

143
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Hey, who the hell's
going through our stuff?

144
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Actually, that's Nick.
He's your new lT guy.

145
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He's setting up
a site blocker,

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mostly blocking
the inappropriate sites,

147
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and then there are
the time-wasting sites
like Twitter, YouTube.

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We are blocking
those as well.

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No. Don't like that.

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Okay, did everyone get one?

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With these bottles,
we eliminate the need
for plastic water bottles,

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which are the scourge
of the environment.

153
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We will still get to
use the little cups,
though, right?

154
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Little cups?
Like paper or plastic?

155
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l don't know what
they're made of.

156
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They're two-ounce paper cups
dipped in plastic.
He goes through 20 a day.

157
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Okay. Well,
l bet you could fit

158
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20 little cups of water
in your aluminum bottle.

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You know what
can't fit in a bottle

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are the 20 little trips
l take to the cooler,

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and the 20 little scans
l do of everybody

162
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to make sure everything's
running smoothly,

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and the 20
little conversations
that l have with Stanley.

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That's okay.

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There is a small part
of me that is actually

166
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very excited about
this new company.

167
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But 70% of me is water,
and the other part,
the real part,

168
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the part that has
feelings and emotions

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and thoughts and
makes decisions,

170
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and, if l can be crass,
makes babies,

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that part thinks that
all of these changes suck. . .

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Really?

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You don't have
enough water in there?
Your stomach?

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(EXCLAlMS)

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What?

176
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Looks like we kicked it.

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MlCHAEL: I miss
the oId Dunder MiffIin.
(lNAUDlBLE)

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Too much change
is not a good thing.
Ask the climate.

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l don't want to
appear ungrateful

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for everything
Sabre is doing for us.

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l don't get that sense
at all from you, so. . .

182
00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:01,831
Well, you should
have a little,

183
00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,625
but it's great
that you don't,

184
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:08,004
because l am trying to
embrace all of these changes.

185
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,715
But l'm. . . l'll be honest,
l'm having trouble

186
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wrapping my head
around a couple of them.

187
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,677
Which ones?

188
00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,136
(SlGHS) All of them.

189
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Well, l wish that
l could do something,

190
00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,183
but it's kind of policy,
you know?

191
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Above my pay grade.

192
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,894
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)

193
00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,397
So, maybe we should call.
We should call someone.

194
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l could help.
l'm good with bosses.
Call one of the higher ups?

195
00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:31,987
You know what?
Let me see what l can do.

196
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(BOTH GASPlNG)

197
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Okay, this is officially
the cutest thing
l've ever seen.

198
00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,957
Cubbies! l totally
forgot about cubbies.

199
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:47,586
There's a
finger-painting station
and a curly slide.

200
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,629
Am l too old to go here?

201
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,511
Oh !

202
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,016
Adorable, right?

203
00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:08,273
l walked in on someone
in the bathroom.
What?

204
00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:09,858
l just walked in on
someone in the bathroom.

205
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:10,942
Who?
l don't know.

206
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,652
The guy we're meeting with?
l don't know.

207
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,696
l don't know,
l don't know.

208
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,532
l am telling you,
there are no
strawberries in here.

209
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,075
Well, l saw them in there.

210
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:22,537
Well, maybe they ran away
'cause the pizza was, like,

211
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,415
(lN lTALlAN ACCENT)
"Hey, get out of here,
you stupid strawberries."

212
00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:26,541
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)

213
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,460
l think when Andy
finally asks me out,

214
00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:31,379
he's gonna try
to top what he did
with the drum line.

215
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,381
l can't wait to see
what he comes up with.

216
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,800
The ball is totally
in Erin's court,

217
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,719
after the whole
drum line thing.

218
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,681
First let me say,
l told them everything
that you wanted me to say

219
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,808
in just the way
you wanted me to say it,
so. . .

220
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,977
Gabe, honey, I Iove this,
I Iove the sound
of your voice,

221
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,730
but I really need
some new information now.

222
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:51,691
Okay. l told the story
of your uncle,

223
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,860
and l have a feeling
that you would've really,

224
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,238
really been proud
of the way. . . Okay.

225
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:00,325
Wait a minute, who is it?
Who's there?
What?

226
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,993
Is there somebody
in the room with you?

227
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:04,913
I want to see who it is.
Turn me around.

228
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,665
l don't. lt's just. . .

229
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:09,209
Turn me around. Now.

230
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:13,380
(WHlSTLES) Hey, buddy?
Was it something I said?

231
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:17,467
Hello. No. My name's
Michael Scott. Hello.

232
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,844
Well, hello, Mr. Scott,
pleased to meet you.

233
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:24,015
Nice to meet you.
We are very excited
about the merger with Sabre.

234
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,892
l think you have
a great accent.

235
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:29,771
Thank you.
I've been working on it
since I was a little girl.

236
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:33,108
To what do I owe the pleasure
of this video chat?

237
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:38,279
Well, l am a little concerned
about all these changes,
to be quite frank.

238
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:42,409
l think we have done things
a certain way here
at Dunder Mifflin

239
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,868
for quite some time.

240
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,870
Pardon.
Pardon me, Mr. Scott,

241
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,872
but the Iast time
I saw a company

242
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,833
as mismanaged
as Dunder MiffIin

243
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,168
was my grandson's
snowball company,

244
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,546
so you'll excuse me
if I'd prefer

245
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,673
that you all adapt to
the way we do things.

246
00:11:57,341 --> 00:12:01,970
Okay. l feel very strongly
that you can't just
come in here

247
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:06,015
and change everything
that people have
been doing forever.

248
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,647
ls Christian Slater
back there?
Because he knows. . .

249
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,316
He'd know what to do.

250
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:19,446
So listen,
why don't you teII Gabe

251
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,825
if by the end of the day
you can't handle the changes?

252
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:27,454
l've already told him,
but l will tell him again,
if you think that'll help.

253
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,832
I wouId take untiI
the end of the day
if I were you.

254
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,177
(GRUNTS)

255
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,720
(CLATTERlNG)

256
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,851
(SlGHS)

257
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,860
Pam and Jim?
Hey. l'm Jerry.

258
00:12:58,944 --> 00:12:59,986
Hi, Jerry.

259
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,070
Jerry.

260
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,614
Good to see you.
Come on in.

261
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,033
My office is
right back here.

262
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,118
This is the playroom.

263
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,703
This is great.

264
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,705
Gotta confess,
we came a little early,

265
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,415
so we got a quick
look around, but. . .

266
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,583
So you saw it already.

267
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,335
No. Yes, we saw this, yes.

268
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,295
No, it wasn't like
a look around,

269
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,088
we really
just had a peek.
Quick peek.

270
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,965
Didn't focus on
anything in particular.
lt's lovely.

271
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,383
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)

272
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,886
Gotta take this, sorry.
JlM: Do it.

273
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:25,970
Hi, this is Jerry.

274
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,055
Okay, you've gotta
pull it together.

275
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,598
We should just go.
He's really uncomfortable.

276
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,350
He's uncomfortable
because you're acting weird,

277
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:31,518
so you have to
stop acting weird.

278
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,812
What if we just bring it up?
We'll just put it out
in the open?

279
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,523
That's the weirdest
possible solution to
the problem.

280
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,233
Sorry about that.
Right this way.

281
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:39,609
All right.

282
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:47,575
l have come here today
to talk to Mr. David Wallace

283
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,912
about this whole thing
going on with Sabre.

284
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,664
He will know
exactly what to do.

285
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,792
He is not a big fan
of me dropping
by unannounced,

286
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,752
but then again, who is?
(DRUMS BEATlNG)

287
00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,796
Hey. Hi.
Michael !

288
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,799
Sorry,
l hope you're not busy
doing something.

289
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,884
No, you kidding?
Come on in. Come on in.
You sure?

290
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,594
You look great.
You look great, too.

291
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,762
You hungry?
l'm just having lunch.

292
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,639
Oh, yeah,
that sounds good.

293
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,058
Teddy, look who
just stopped in.

294
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:13,852
Hey.
MlCHAEL: Hey.

295
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,480
Hey! Wow.
That's very loud.
Keep it up, son !

296
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,236
Wow. Oh, yummy!

297
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,030
You have got the life,
my friend.
Yeah.

298
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,491
Can l just stay here
and never go back?

299
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,451
Things not going
so well over there?

300
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,704
Oh, man !
How much time do you have?

301
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:36,124
l have a doctor's appointment
next Thursday.

302
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,542
Yeah?

303
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:43,172
Hey, honey,
how's your day going?
Did you do anything cool?

304
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,509
No, sweetie,
l just hung out.

305
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:48,678
'Cause l saw
you had shoes on,

306
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,388
so l didn't know
if you did anything.

307
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,600
No, just hanging out, hon.
You remember Michael?

308
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,269
Hi. Sorry, l was just
in the neighborhood

309
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,730
and thought
l'd come by and say. . .

310
00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,732
No problem at all.
This is great.

311
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,650
So, what are
you guys up to?

312
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:07,488
l don't know. Maybe. . .

313
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,824
Actually, you know,
l think maybe
we'll go outside.

314
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:15,246
Maybe. . .
We'll go outside?
Go outside.

315
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,878
There was one thing
we were curious about.

316
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,964
Your flexibility on things
like Easter or Memorial Day,

317
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,342
because we might want
to change our days
around a little bit.

318
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,427
That seems a bit premature,
don't you think?

319
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,137
l don't even know
if l have a space
for you yet,

320
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,598
and you're already lining up
your holiday plans.

321
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:39,062
No, sorry,
we're kind of planners,
but we're also flexible, too,

322
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:40,104
so you know what?

323
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,606
Maybe we can just discuss it
when the time comes.

324
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:44,567
Yeah. lf the time comes,
we can discuss it.

325
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,113
ls this because
Jim walked in on you
going to the bathroom?

326
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,323
What?

327
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,328
Seriously? You told her?

328
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,289
Did it. . .
lt might have come up

329
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,958
while we were
waiting for you.

330
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,918
And you thought that
might have something

331
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,503
to do with how
the meeting is going?

332
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,254
No, l didn't. . .
Maybe,
because it doesn't seem

333
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,256
to be going super well.

334
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,676
You didn't consider
the fact that it might
not be going super well

335
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,762
just because
it might not be
going super well?

336
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,723
No, 'cause we're
really nice people,

337
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,809
but you don't
seem to like us.

338
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,395
l'm being
perfectly pleasant.

339
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,146
Did you ever consider
that you might not be

340
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,399
as charming as
you think you are?

341
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:28,236
This coming from the guy
who still uses
a children's toilet.

342
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,658
Why didn't you just
lock the door, man?

343
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:36,619
lt doesn't lock for
the children's safety.

344
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,913
Anybody could have walked in.

345
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,208
lt was story time.

346
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:49,841
Sabre is changing everything.
Site blockers, they don't
let us use cups.

347
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,926
So l started thinking,
who could handle this?

348
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,761
Who would know what to do?

349
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,930
David Wallace
would know what to do.

350
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,850
What should l do,
David Wallace?

351
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,518
l don't know.
What can you do?

352
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,479
Mmm ! Exactly.
What are you thinking?

353
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,857
lt's a tough one.

354
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,150
lt is a tough one.

355
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,526
l don't have
any ideas for you.

356
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,279
Yeah,
but one would be good.

357
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,906
Hey, okay, wait.

358
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,033
Okay.

359
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,201
l want to tell you about
a business idea l have.

360
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,327
Okay.
Okay.

361
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:21,497
You know how
kids leave their toys
everywhere? Right?

362
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:24,876
So this is a vacuum.
lt's like a Shop-Vac
type of thing.

363
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,044
(EXCLAlMS)

364
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,630
Teaches kids how to pick up
their own toys. Right?

365
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,341
Baseball gloves,
Hacky Sacks,

366
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,803
drumsticks. . .
(EXCLAlMS) Picks it up.

367
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,305
So the kid's making
the noise to pick it up?

368
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,890
Yeah. No.

369
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,933
No, no,
that's the vacuum noise.

370
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,101
Okay.

371
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:43,811
You don't like it.

372
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:44,896
No, l think it's. . .

373
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,230
No, it's okay.

374
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,274
Another guy from
Dunder Mifflin,
Arnie from Research,

375
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:51,819
he's gonna draw up
the prototype, and. . .

376
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,740
lt's like a Shop-Vac.
Did l say that?

377
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:56,949
Yep.

378
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,578
lt'll be okay.

379
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,083
Hey, any fun
weekend plans?

380
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,667
No. You?

381
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,212
No, actually.

382
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,841
So, nothing?

383
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,469
No movies or parties

384
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:18,554
or anything
you might want to
invite someone to?

385
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,390
Nothing. lt's wide open.

386
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:23,392
Okay.

387
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,312
That's as hard
as l can hint.

388
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,399
Hey, you know, if you want,
l'm sure l could
get Arnie onboard,

389
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,985
if you want to join us
for Suck lt.

390
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,071
Work together again.

391
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,239
The what?

392
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,282
"Suck lt."
That's what it's called.

393
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,575
Oh ! Okay.

394
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,827
Huh? Catchy.

395
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,453
Kid's will love it.
l like it.

396
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,830
There are very few things
that would make me

397
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,082
not want to team up
with David Wallace,

398
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,251
and Suck lt
is one of them.

399
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,587
See you later.
Oh, Michael.

400
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,672
l know.

401
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:53,798
Thank you for coming.

402
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,424
Thanks for having me.

403
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,761
Well, that's not
the David Wallace
that l remember.

404
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:04,225
That was some sort
of weird creature

405
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,728
that lives in
David Wallace's house.

406
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:13,568
Oh, my God. All right!
Just get me out of here.

407
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,741
Hello! ls anybody home?

408
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,078
Thank you, Erin.

409
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:29,041
Now,
if everyone would please
ready their canteens

410
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,710
so l can fill them

411
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,838
with the sweet,
sweet nectar of
Gabe's homeland

412
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:36,883
and then propose a toast.
Here we go.

413
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,843
You know when people
say getting fired

414
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,511
was the best thing that
ever happened to them?

415
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,138
l feel sorry
for those people.

416
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:44,557
That?
The best thing? Really?

417
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:45,808
(EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)

418
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,770
Well, l'm not really one
for making speeches.

419
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,480
Yes, you are.
Since when?

420
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,607
You make a lot.

421
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:53,816
MlCHAEL: But l feel
pretty good right now.

422
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:57,445
l really do.
A lot better than l did
earlier, let me tell you.

423
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,696
That's your toast?

424
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,323
No, this is my toast.

425
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,452
l think this
whole thing with Sabre
is gonna work out.

426
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,871
l have a very good
feeling about it.

427
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,373
Michael, this isn't a toast,
you're just thinking
out loud.

428
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,083
Here's my toast.

429
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,588
Orange juice is in here,

430
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:20,092
and like Sabre,
it is from Florida,
and it is good.

431
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,346
Just 'cause you have liquid,
that doesn't make it a toast.

432
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,474
Here's the toast.
l'm gonna do it now.

433
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:32,772
Raise your container
to us and to Sabre.

434
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,234
PHYLLlS: To us
and to Sabre.
Hear, hear.

435
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,568
Mmm.

436
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:42,073
Wow, that is metallicy.
That's like drinking
a battery.

437
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:49,497
Really gets you in
the fillings, doesn't it?
Okay, anyway, welcome.

438
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,757
Well, it's a mess,
what a mess

439
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,260
What you gonna do

440
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:06,681
You're gonna
take out your Suck It
And you'll suck it, suck it

441
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,767
Take out your Suck It
and you'll suck it

442
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:13,604
Suck it
Yeah

443
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,439
Take out my Suck It
and we'II
Suck it

444
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:16,983
Yeah
Suck it

445
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,485
Yeah. Take out my
Suck It and we'II suck it
Take out, suck it

446
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:20,695
Yeah

447
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,702
(WHOOPS)

448
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:29,745
Teddy!
Dad !