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Hello, hello.

2
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Top of the morning to you.

3
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(EXCLAlMS)

4
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Green M&M's.
Nature's Viagra.

5
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Two of my favorite
joke areas combined.
lt's gonna be a good day.

6
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l don't want to
bring my friends.

7
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Why can't it
just be the two of us?

8
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Because it's
St. Patrick's Day.
People go out in groups.

9
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Well, why don't you
invite your friends?

10
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Why are you being
so weird about this?

11
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Stop fighting ! Just on
St. Patrick's Day, okay?

12
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Just one
perfect day a year.

13
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No hassles,
no problems, no kids.

14
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Why no kids?

15
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Yeah, where are your kids?

16
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Nope. Uh-uh. Not today.

17
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MlCHAEL: It is
St. Patrick's Day,

18
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and here
in Scranton,
that is a huge deal.

19
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lt is the closest
that the lrish will
ever get to Christmas.

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(DOOR OPENS)
(EXCLAlMS)

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ERlN: Welcome back, Dad.

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Oh, thank you.

23
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Hey.
KEVlN: Hey.

24
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Hey!

25
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ANDY: Welcome back, Tuna.

26
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Hey.

27
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DWlGHT: Very good.
Okay, we'll get back to you
on that right away. Thanks.

28
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What do we got here?

29
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Mega-desk.
Of course.

30
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Command central.
Mmm-hmm.

31
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Surveillance, gaming
and business.

32
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Okay.

33
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(SlGHS)

34
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What? Come on. Jim !

35
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Tweedledee and
Tweedle Dumbass

36
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have been away
on maternity leave,

37
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but now Tweedle Dumbass
is back and we have
a problem.

38
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Yes, getting
hooked on mega-desk
was my own damn fault.

39
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(SlGHS) I don't care
about assigning blame.

40
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All I care about is mega-desk.

41
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That is
all l care about.
Getting more mega-desk.

42
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Oh, l love this.
So much fun.

43
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There's such team spirit
in this room.

44
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Morning, darling.
Morning.

45
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Well, this is my last day
at the Scranton branch
for a while,

46
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but I'm leaving it in
the very capable hands

47
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of some of the
loveliest people I've ever
had the pleasure of knowing.

48
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You know,
l'm gonna miss this place,

49
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and the snow.

50
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(LAUGHS) Do my dogs
love peeing in that snow!

51
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Makes me think
they're onto something.

52
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

53
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Oh, good morning,
sweetheart.

54
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Good morning, honey pile.

55
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l'm sorry,
but is that a gift
l see in your hands?

56
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lt is.
This is a little
something for you

57
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to remember your time here
in Scranton by.

58
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ls that a lump of coal?

59
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Yes, it is.

60
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l haven't been that naughty.

61
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No, no, no. That is
a good gift, actually.

62
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Buildings here in Scranton
are literally powered by coal.

63
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Uh. . . Thank you very much.

64
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We don't
get much coal
down in Tallahassee.

65
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l mean,
just alligators

66
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and some of the worst
Chinese food you've
ever tasted.

67
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Mmm, that sounds
great, actually.

68
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Well, if you
ever get down in
my neck of the woods,

69
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you got a place to stay.

70
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MlCHAEL: When
you work for Sabre,
only one thing matters,

71
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and l don't care
if you're a loser or
you practice bestiality,

72
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if Jo likes you,
you are in.

73
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And l am in.

74
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Erin Go Bragh.

75
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Andy "Go Bragh" to you.

76
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Nice kilt.
Thanks.

77
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lt's actually my sister's
old field hockey skirt.

78
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Erin and l have
our first date tonight
and it has to be perfect.

79
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Why? Because according
to How l Met Your Mother,

80
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that's the date
that your kids are gonna
wait patiently to hear about,

81
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and you better have
a good story for them.

82
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Nope.
Great.

83
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JlM: No.
Thank you.

84
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No, no, no, no, no.

85
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Come on. Come on.
Five more minutes.

86
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Five more minutes
of mega-desk? Please?

87
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ls this yours or mine?

88
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They say that
no man is an island.

89
00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:07,704
False. l am an island,
and this island is volcanic.

90
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Mega-desk!

91
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And it is about to erupt
with the molten hot lava
of strategy.

92
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Good Lord.
l can't believe
l'm missing this.

93
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PAM: It's kind of Iike
that lip thing she did
last night,

94
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like a half-snarl,
haIf-smiIe.

95
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I get the sense
that she's very ironic.

96
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Okay. Love you.
We'll talk soon.

97
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Must be amazing
being a father, right?

98
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The miracle of life.

99
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lt is. Big time.

100
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Ah, that baby
is just discovering
a whole wide world right now.

101
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lt's pretty amazing.
What up is, what down is,

102
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who Mom is,
who Dad is.

103
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Must be
tough being here
with all that going on.

104
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lt's tough being here
for a lot of reasons.

105
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l mean,
you're here at work

106
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and the baby thinks that
the refrigerator is
its father.

107
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ls that what
happened to you?

108
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l'll tell you
what happened to me.

109
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l didn't see my father for
the first two years of
my life.

110
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l thought my mother
was my father and my
wet nurse was my mother.

111
00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,554
And that's
a common mistake.

112
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Turned out fine
for me. But Mose?

113
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Oh, same story,
different ending.

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(SNEEZlNG)

115
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Hey, are you sick?

116
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Oh, no, l'm fine. l just
have a little indigestion.

117
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ln your nose?
Yes.

118
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ERIN: l'm a little sick,
but I don't want to miss
my date with Andy.

119
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l'll get better.

120
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Whenever l'm sick
it goes away
within a few hours,

121
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except once when
l was in the hospital
from age three to six.

122
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Now, after all the talking
l've been doing,
it's your turn.

123
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This is a town hall meeting.
l want to hear what y'all
sound like.

124
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That is a great idea, J. B.
Thank you.

125
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JO: You know,
l get way too many
ideas from the top.

126
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Now, l want to
hear your ideas.

127
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l mean,
did you guys know
that Liquid Paper,

128
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that wasn't invented
by some fancy engineer.

129
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No, that was created
by a lowly typist.

130
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Oh, Jo, l have an idea
for suntan lotion soap.

131
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You know,
it doesn't have
to be an invention.

132
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l have a question.

133
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Oscar, homosexual accountant.

134
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ln the training manual,
it says that

135
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there's a minority executive
training program
in Tallahassee.

136
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l am so proud
of Sabre's Print ln
All Colors initiative.

137
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Any Sabre employee of color
is welcome to apply, okay?

138
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Darryl?

139
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Darryl. Mellow, soulful,
smart for warehouse.

140
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Okay, hush now.
Okay.

141
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The Sabre
shipping method
could be more efficient.

142
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Combining inventory systems
makes sense on paper,

143
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but printers and paper
ship differently.

144
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lt would be faster
to deliver them separately

145
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instead of waiting
on everything to come in.

146
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But you wouldn't need
more trucks? l mean. . .

147
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Not at all.
There's a way
it can be scheduled.

148
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l sketched
this out downstairs.

149
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Well, look at you.

150
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Look at that picture
that you drew.
Nice job.

151
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We are very
proud of you.

152
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You know what? We are
going to tape that up

153
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on the refrigerator
in the kitchen.

154
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(CLlCKS TONGUE)
l like this, Darryl.

155
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l like this a lot.

156
00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,591
Maybe you should be
doing your sketching upstairs.

157
00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:07,759
Would you like
an office up here?

158
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Are you serious?
Yeah.

159
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Take Jim's old office.

160
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Oh, l set my stuff
up in there.

161
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So, just
give me a few minutes
to clean it out for you.

162
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Yeah. l want to
hear more from you.

163
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Absolutely.

164
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All right.
Yeah, thank you.

165
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Okay. Any questions?
Anything on anybody's mind?

166
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l'm leaving tonight.

167
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This is your last
chance for a while.

168
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No! Say
it's not so, Jo!
We're gonna miss you.

169
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We are gonna
miss you so much !

170
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Don't go away!

171
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Okay. Florida
ain't that far away.

172
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Well, l'm heading
down there.

173
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Well, anytime, now.
So, who. . .

174
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How about
July 4th weekend?

175
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Oh, honey,
you didn't buy a ticket.

176
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l did.

177
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Oh, honey,
l am not home very often,

178
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and me and my relatives,
they take up the guest house.

179
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l think you should
check with my office

180
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before you book
any dates, okay?

181
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You know what? ln the
spirit of full disclosure,

182
00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:05,525
l have actually reserved
a bunch of different seats

183
00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:06,776
on a bunch
of different flights,

184
00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,820
but there are
a couple flights that
only have two tickets left,

185
00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:09,905
so l think we should
pull the trigger. . .

186
00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,198
Enough !

187
00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:19,706
All right, everybody. Just
try to put a brave face on.

188
00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:22,250
Let's follow
the chain of events.

189
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Jo likes Michael,

190
00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,464
Jo invites
Michael to house,

191
00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:30,217
Jo doesn't like
Michael anymore.

192
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Mmm.

193
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(SlGHlNG)

194
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Moving on up
To the east side

195
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To a deluxe apartment
in the sky

196
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Hello. l want you to stop
what you're doing right now.

197
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You are stressed
and l am taking
you to lunch.

198
00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,616
No, that's very
generous of you,
but l'm all set.

199
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No is not an option.

200
00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,118
Yes, it is.

201
00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:03,208
All right, well,
if you need me, l'll be on
the other side of that wall.

202
00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,377
Knock once for yes,
twice for no.

203
00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:09,005
How many knocks
does it take to get
you to do some work?

204
00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,007
(CHUCKLES)

205
00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,719
Okay. l'll be over there.

206
00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:17,389
And l'm actually pleased

207
00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:20,308
to be able to offer you
printer cartridges and
toner now.

208
00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:21,601
Jim.
Yeah.

209
00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:23,311
Jim, sorry to bother you.
What?

210
00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,063
My headphones are broken.
Right.

211
00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,731
Can l listen to
my music at a low volume?

212
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:27,857
That's great. Great.

213
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,109
Okay.
Yeah.

214
00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:32,946
The cat's in the cradIe
and the silver spoon
Little boy...

215
00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,448
When was the last time
you updated your printer?

216
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,576
"When you coming home, Dad?"
"I don't know when"

217
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:38,702
No. You need to stop now.

218
00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:44,416
We'll be together then, now
We're going to have
a good time then

219
00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,793
Whether it's this time
or the next time.

220
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(ANDY SlNGlNG)

221
00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:51,423
(ANDY AND DWlGHT SlNGlNG)
The cat's in the cradIe
and the silver spoon

222
00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,800
Little boy blue
and the man in the moon

223
00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:56,011
No, we can definitely
talk about it. . .

224
00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,513
You know what?
Can l call you back?
That'd be great. Thank you.

225
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:02,809
We'll be together then
We're going to have
a good time

226
00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:05,604
No, l know l need
to work, l just. . .

227
00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,272
l feel weird
not being home.

228
00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:10,817
l am not surprised that
Dwight's using my baby
to steal my desk.

229
00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:15,614
l'm a little surprised
that it's working.

230
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,283
This fax came for you.
(COUGHS)

231
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:20,744
Oh, no, no, no.
Are you feeling ill?

232
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:24,247
Oh, no, honey,
if you've got a bug,
l want you to go on home.

233
00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,916
l can't have
you getting Callie
and Jo Junior sick.

234
00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,711
These dogs have
gotta be in a commercial
with Dwight Howard next week.

235
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,838
Oh. No, l feel like
l could lift a car.

236
00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:33,965
Yeah, but you sound
like death, girl.

237
00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,133
Now, why don't
you go on home,

238
00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,593
take care of yourself,
get in bed,

239
00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:39,220
and shred that
and have them send me
a clean fax, all right?

240
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,388
Well. . .

241
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,729
ANDY: She shouId go home.
It's not the end of
the worId.

242
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,773
We'll go on
a date next week.

243
00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:52,984
She's still going to
like me in a week, right?

244
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:57,781
Yes?

245
00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:01,076
l was just working at my desk
and l wanted to run some new
leads by you.

246
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,786
Oh, you're sick.

247
00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,162
(COUGHlNG)
Dang it.

248
00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,789
That's exactly
why l sent that
receptionist home.

249
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:06,873
No, no, l'm not.

250
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,166
Getting everybody
sick in the office.

251
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,292
l have some
good ideas that. . .

252
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,127
l don't need any
heroes here, honey.

253
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,796
lt's time for you
to go on home now.

254
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,255
(SNEEZlNG) You sure?
Yeah.

255
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,634
You'll probably feel better
once you get some pants on.
Come on.

256
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:21,888
(CAR LOCK BEEPS)

257
00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,351
Very nice.
Not bad, huh?

258
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:29,062
Real Hoop Dreams story
you got there.

259
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:33,525
Oh, man, you seem
to have caught Jo's eye.

260
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,527
How'd you make that happen?

261
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,320
l impressed her
with my good ideas.

262
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:40,281
(CHUCKLES SARCASTlCALLY)
Seriously. How did you do it?

263
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,201
l made a suggestion
at the meeting that
was good.

264
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,327
You were there.

265
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,621
How do l put
this delicately?

266
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:51,626
Does her family
owe your family something
in terms of a past injustice?

267
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,424
Now, Mike, l have
to ask you to leave

268
00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,301
so that l can learn
about this tiny television.

269
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,471
Mmm, okay. All right.

270
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,725
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

271
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,060
JO: Hey, there.
Hey, there.

272
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,687
So, l think l'm done.

273
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:15,734
Gonna head out,
unless you want to chat,
like we were doing earlier.

274
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,944
Well, there's chatting time
and there's working time,

275
00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,529
and l'm still
on working time.

276
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:23,742
Mmm? Well, the clock
says chatting time, so. . .

277
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:27,787
Well, if you feel like
you've done a solid
day's work.

278
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,330
Right.

279
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,332
What?

280
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,627
Well, l mean,
if you can put
your name on this day

281
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,380
and be proud
of the amount of
work you've done,

282
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:40,383
then by all means,
you should toodle
on home.

283
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:42,510
Mmm. . .

284
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,972
Okay.

285
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,224
ls there
something else
l can help you with?

286
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,769
No, no, no,
that's super clear-ish.

287
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,360
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

288
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,618
KEVlN: Just because
Jo has no Iife

289
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:10,455
does not mean that the
rest of us don't have lives.

290
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:15,043
Oscar has a life.
l think Ryan has
a life.

291
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,587
This is outrageous.

292
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:20,673
Hey, Pac-Man.

293
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,258
TODD: Hey, what's up,
Butt Plug?

294
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,385
How you doing, stud?
You're already there?

295
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,554
Dude, l've been
here since 3:00.

296
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,264
l've boot and
rallied twice.

297
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,641
How's the lady situation?

298
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,934
Fat and ugly.

299
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,852
You might actually
have a chance.

300
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,230
Oh, damn, that sounds great.

301
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:39,484
Unfortunately l am stuck here
because my boss is making us
work late.

302
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:43,613
Oh, here's what you do.
Hike up your skirt and
pull out your tampon,

303
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:46,491
borrow some balls
and come meet me.

304
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,326
Yeah, maybe next year.

305
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,911
Maybe next queer.

306
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,164
Hey, ladies,
who wants some
bangers and mash?

307
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,958
(PHONE LlNE DlSCONNECTS)
(SlGHS)

308
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,001
(RAlN PATTERlNG)

309
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,170
Oh, Andy!
Hi.

310
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,880
l'm in my jammy-jams.

311
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,216
That's okay.
l'm in my worky-works.

312
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,426
You look amazing.

313
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,595
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Thanks.

314
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,347
Come in.
Okay.

315
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,770
Hey, me and Creed are in.
Are you guys in?

316
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,605
Oh, l'm in.
l'm in.

317
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,023
All right.

318
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,151
(DOOR OPENS)

319
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,160
JO: Oh, you don't become
the most powerful woman
in TaIIahassee

320
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,745
by slacking off.

321
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,290
(CHUCKLES)
You do it by working hard.

322
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,792
Or marrying rich.

323
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,128
l did both.

324
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,088
(CLEARS THROAT)

325
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,591
Got a little client meeting
at Shanny O'Gannigans tonight.

326
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,509
lt shouldn't
go all night long,

327
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,469
so if you'd like me to,
l can swing by your house

328
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,764
so the
baby can experience
a strong male presence.

329
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,893
No? Nothing?

330
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,312
Okay, have fun working.

331
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,771
(WHlSTLlNG)

332
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,695
Hi there, Jo.
Sorry to interrupt.

333
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,906
(PHONE RlNGlNG)
This evening l have. . .

334
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,742
Hello?
Hey, Jo, it's Jim Halpert.

335
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:14,579
l actually
scheduled a meeting at 7:30
with a very important client,

336
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:17,874
and it's so weird,
'cause we never have
meetings after 5:00 p.m. ,

337
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:21,669
but l was hoping
that maybe just this
once it would be okay.

338
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:25,048
Well, sure.
You know, you go ahead
and push some printers.

339
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,090
You know l will.

340
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,302
And by the way, seriously,
we never, never do this.

341
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,678
Okay.
Okay.

342
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,180
All right.

343
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,432
Sorry, sugar.
What did you want?

344
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:39,187
Well, you see,
l actually do have
a meeting with a client.

345
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,358
l'm gonna just
reschedule for next week.

346
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,526
Thank you.

347
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,365
Thanks again,
by the way.

348
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,327
Hey, what are you
fellows doing up here?

349
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:55,536
We're here
to bust you out.

350
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,621
l wish, but l. . .

351
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,790
Dude, is your
shirt tucked in?

352
00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,709
(COUGHS) Oh, yeah.

353
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,128
l must have did that
when l used the bathroom.

354
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,715
All right, then.
Let me get to it.

355
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,967
All right.

356
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,386
See you later.

357
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,221
(SlGHS)

358
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,352
(WOMAN CHATTERlNG ON TV)

359
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,770
Your hand's cold.

360
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:21,896
lt is? l'm sorry.
Yeah.

361
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,022
Have some more blanket.

362
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,107
Oh, thanks.

363
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,149
(EXCLAlMS)
What's up?

364
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,275
You're awake?

365
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,486
Andy, this is
my brother, Reed.

366
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,779
l didn't know
you had a brother.

367
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,864
He's my foster brother.

368
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,951
Well, any
brother of Erin's
is a friend of mine.

369
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,285
Nice to meet you.
Andy Bernard.

370
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,954
Cold hands.

371
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,540
Are we rotating seats or. . .

372
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:41,874
Yeah, you're the guest.

373
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,419
Go take the easy chair.
Best seat in the house.

374
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,795
Plus, you don't
have to sit next

375
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,214
to this big dork
and her smelly feet.

376
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:51,926
Hey. My feet aren't smelly.
They smell like roses.
Smell them.

377
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,012
(GROANS) Whoa.
(CHUCKLlNG)

378
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,812
So how does the whole
foster sibling thing work?

379
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,481
Do you guys
share one parent or. . .

380
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,776
None. We were
in the same house
from ages 1 0 to 1 2

381
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,778
and then from 1 5 to 1 8.

382
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,240
Right. Formative years.

383
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,534
Nice skirt.

384
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:17,785
lt's a kilt.

385
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,164
(MUSlC PLAYlNG)

386
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,585
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

387
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,427
Yes, l am anxious
to get out of work,

388
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:35,720
but let me be clear,

389
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,139
it's not to celebrate
St. Patrick's Day.

390
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,600
lt's so
l can protest
St. Patrick's Day.

391
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,727
Overnight all
my damn bags home.

392
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,729
l'm carrying nothing
but my sable gloves.

393
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,731
l've had it with
Homeland Security.

394
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,568
And l want you to put all
those tracking numbers in
my BlackBerry.

395
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:51,986
How late are we
gonna work tonight?

396
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,364
You never know with Jo.
Sometimes we're here
until midnight,

397
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,658
sometimes she doesn't
show up for three days.

398
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,826
Why does she do that?

399
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,745
Why doesn't
she just tell you
what your schedule is?

400
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,790
Yeah. That'd be awesome.
l could get a girlfriend.

401
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,042
l wouldn't have
to go to Amsterdam
seven times a year.

402
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,337
But l'm young, right?
l will date when l'm dead.

403
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,755
(LAUGHlNG)

404
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,842
Do l really want
to turn out like Gabe?

405
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,845
Twenty-six, single,

406
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,973
tied to my desk,
no life, no family.

407
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,769
l want to have been married
by the time l would have
turned 30.

408
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:28,356
That's just. . .
That's just depressing.

409
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,442
Hello, Jo.

410
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,528
Anything l can do
for you, pudding?

411
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,906
There is,
as a matter of fact.
lt's getting sort of late.

412
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:40,159
lt's 8:30 and
it's St. Patrick's Day,

413
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,786
which is
a world ethnic holiday,

414
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:45,206
so l have decided
l'm going to dismiss
my employees.

415
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:46,666
Hmm.

416
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,459
l'm thrilled with the work
they've done today,

417
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,336
both the quality
and the quantity.

418
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,798
Great performance. Very,
very solid all the way around.

419
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:55,508
All right, then.

420
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,303
Okay. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

421
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:05,560
And also,

422
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:09,730
l would like to say
that l will be canceling
my trip down to Tallahassee,

423
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:13,568
although l do look forward
to our professional
relationship.

424
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,737
Michael?
Yes?

425
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,741
l look forward to that, too.

426
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,252
Oh.

427
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,213
lt's coming down out there.
Yes.

428
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,465
Thank you
for coming all the way here.

429
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,760
No, no. My pleasure.
l'm sorry l was so sick.

430
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,939
(BOTH CHUCKLlNG)

431
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,949
Great. Now l'm gonna get sick.

432
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:08,206
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Hey, guys, how are you?

433
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,957
(ALL LAUGHlNG)

434
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,084
Drinks are on me.

435
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,211
(ALL WHOOPlNG)

436
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,463
No, no, no, put your
credit cards away!
lt's on us.

437
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,007
(EXCLAlMS) All right!

438
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,550
MlCHAEL: Did I mess up
my career today

439
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,135
or my future
prospects at Sabre?

440
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,138
I don't know.
There is a chance, yes.

441
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,224
I'll tell you,
I love my job,

442
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:30,394
but Jo wants me
to put on a show for her
and pretend to work late?

443
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,230
Nah.

444
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,983
I spent
all day trying
to make her like me,

445
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,610
but I forgot to
ask myself something.

446
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,195
Do I even Iike her?

447
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:43,574
As the lrish poet
Bobby McFerrin said,
"Don't worry, be happy."

448
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:45,159
Whoops.

449
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,913
Okay. Okay. All right.

450
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,414
Best night ever.

451
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,294
What the hell is
going on back there?

452
00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:01,509
JlM: Yeah. We should be
able to have that over
to you by Monday.

453
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,428
Yeah, no problem.

454
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,847
(CHUCKLlNG) Thank you.

455
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,432
What the hell is this?

456
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,101
Oh !
This is not mega-desk.

457
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:12,853
No, it's not.
They call it
"quad-desk."

458
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:15,439
That's ridiculous.
This is made up
of three desks.

459
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,026
Oh, my God.

460
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,029
We're gonna have to
rename it then,
aren't we?

461
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,864
(PHONE RlNGlNG)

462
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,537
Hello. Dwight Schrute.