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Hey, Jim.
Jim ! Come here.

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Do you know who that is?

3
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No.

4
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Look at him.
Look at him.

5
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T-shirt, jeans.

6
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ls it you?
(LAUGHS) l am flattered.

7
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That's Johnny Depp.

8
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Where'd you take that?
ln my condo complex.

9
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Oh, my God, that's right!
l read in PeopIe magazine

10
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that he was looking for
a two-bedroom condo
in Scranton.

11
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l'm flipping out, man.

12
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Well, you remember my idea
for the fourth Pirates movie.

13
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Sure. That they should do one.

14
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Hey, Jim, Jim,
where do l find
the Black Pearl?

15
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Who's that?
Captain Jack Sparrow.

16
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Captain Jack Sparrow, Jim.

17
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John Dillinger.

18
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No, l'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

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Cap'n Crunch.

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Okay. Okay.

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Screw you, Halpert.

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You know, it's not easy
getting excited about stuff.

23
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Remember how
you felt when you thought
you'd seen Roger Clemens?

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At the Yankees game.

25
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Yeah. Well, it wasn't him.

26
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l had
a little better
reason to believe that. . .

27
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You're right.
You're right.

28
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Well, you're not right,
because Johnny Depp. . .

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l know. l know!
. . .in your condo complex?

30
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lt also explains
why the name on his
mailbox was M. Schulman.

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M. Night Schulman?

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First up,

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the Lost and Found has
gone missing.

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lt itself is lost,

35
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so please try not to lose
anything until we find it.

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(EXCLAlMS) Pet day.
lf you don't have a pet
please don't feel like. . .

37
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When are we
getting to sales topics?

38
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Yeah. What about those leads?
Did you hear anything
from corporate?

39
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Ah, yes, the leads.

40
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The leads that
Sabre has spent $50,000

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to get
from a market research
company are not here yet.

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PHYLLlS: Man.
MlCHAEL: But will be. . .

43
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DWlGHT: Damn it!
No, no, no. No.
Meeting's not over.

44
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But is there
anything relevant
to the sales staff here?

45
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No sales topic, per se.

46
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Well, then
no Andy Bernard, per se.

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PHYLLlS: l agree.

48
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Dwight?
Sorry. Michael,
l got calls to make.

49
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l would like your
undivided attention, please.

50
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You couldn't handle
my undivided attention.

51
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Over the last few weeks,
things have been
changing here.

52
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Sabre says it is our duty
to support the sales team,

53
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and the saIesmen are
letting it go to
their heads.

54
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I think it's kind of
screwed up,

55
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because the way
this place used to work

56
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was make
friends first,
make sales second,

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make love third,
in no particular order.

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
(CLEARS THROAT)

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Listen, Michael,

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about what
happened earlier.

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MlCHAEL: Yeah?

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When l was asking about
the leads.

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Mmm-hmm.

64
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ls there any news
on the leads?

65
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ls that
all you have
to say to me?

66
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Yeah. You got any
news on the leads?

67
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Okay, l tell you what.

68
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l'm going out on
a very important
sales call.

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You get any news
about the leads,
you try me.

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All of my numbers.
All six of my numbers, okay?

71
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lncluding the car phone!

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All right, Dwight out!

73
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Salesman is King.

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As the best salesman,
l am King of Kings.

75
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Oh, you say Jesus
is King of Kings?

76
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Well, what does
that say to you about
how l think of myself?

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(CLEARS THROAT)

78
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Do you not
answer emails anymore?

79
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Because l have
emailed you four times
asking you to come to my desk.

80
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Honey, if l
don't have time
to answer an email,

81
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l definitely
don't have time to
walk over to your desk.

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Wow, wowie, wowie.

83
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Congratulations.
lt's a big check.

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Oh, sorry, one second.

85
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MlCHAEL: Stop sexting Pam.

86
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l'm trying to
congratulate you.

87
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This is actually
a big potential
sale, so. . .

88
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You're writing your
memoirs over there?

89
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You writing your
name over there?

90
00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,574
Well, it's a pretty big check.

91
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lt's good, you know,
with the kid.

92
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Okay. Don't gloat.
Here's the thing.

93
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This kind of money
can corrupt people.

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All right,
here we go. "Michael."

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MlCHAEL: l'm just
saying that. . .

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"Michael."

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Great.

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Teddy, nice. Let me just. . .
Let me write that down
real quick.

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Pencil. Give me a pencil.

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Hang on, Teddy.
l'm making a sale.

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Mmm-hmm.
Sales.

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Mmm-hmm.

103
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There's other pencils
in this office.

104
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Give me. . .

105
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Honey and jelly
sandwich time.

106
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Mike.

107
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Oh, you gotta
be kidding me.

108
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Look at that. That's. . .

109
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l know who did that.

110
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(EXHALES)
You saw who did this
and you didn't stop them?

111
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Didn't have to see.
lt was sales, l can feel it.

112
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They are out of control.

113
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The sales department
smashed my sandwich.

114
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Yes. All of them.

115
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Together.
lt's a conspiracy.

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Listen to me, Mike.

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You gotta do
something about them.

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You don't get it.

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You need to get back on top.

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That's what she said.
That's what she said.

121
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Yeah.
Yeah.

122
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Something came
for you, Michael.

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Thank you very much.

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What'd you get?

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Uh, it's just
the stupid leads.
JlM: All right!

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About time.
Yeah ! Me likey!

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Yeah, finally, Michael.
Hand them over, numbnuts.

128
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But seriously, l mean,
it's your job to give
us those leads.

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All right.

130
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Then l guess l should
give them out. Hold on.

131
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You know what l'm thinking?

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l'm thinking that l have
something that you want.

133
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You guys are acting
like you own this place,

134
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and you don't.

135
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Not even Sabre owns
this place. lt's a rental.

136
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l'm kind of sick of
the attitude around here.

137
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l'm sick of
the cocky walk.

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l am
sick of you throwing
your paycheck in my face.

139
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l am sick of your
uppity attitude, Jim.

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l think
l am not going to
give these to you.

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KEVlN: Yes!
MEREDlTH: Yeah !

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We need those leads, Michael.

143
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That's our job,
Michael. Michael !

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GABE: Michael, we spent
a lot of money on those leads.

145
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You have to
give them out.

146
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Then we are
just rewarding
their bad behavior.

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Okay, just imagine

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that instead of
going to jail for
murdering someone,

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you got an ice cream cone.

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lf that were the case,
then in the summertime,

151
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everyone would go
around killing people

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for the pleasure
of an ice cream cone.

153
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Michael, l don't want
to incentivize murder,

154
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but we've tried
to make it cIear

155
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that our policy
emphasizes sales staff.

156
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They act like
l have no power.

157
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But you do.
You are in charge...

158
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Thank you.
...of supporting
the saIes staff.

159
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You are required to hand
out those leads, Michael.

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Mmm-hmm.

161
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Well, if that is what l am
required to do, l will do
exactly that.

162
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Okay, good.
Exactly that.

163
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Good.
Exactly that.

164
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Why do you
keep repeating...

165
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Hello. May l
have everyone's
attention, please?

166
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Gabe has
instructed me to
hand out the leads,

167
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so l am going to give
the leads to King Creed.

168
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What?
What are you. . .

169
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And to King Meredith !

170
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They aren't
sales people.

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And to King Angela.

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Because today we are
all kings and queens.

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What the hell do you think
you're doing?

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l am giving them
the leads, Phyllis.

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Hey.
Hey.

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So l'm gonna go ahead
and save you some time,

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and tell
you that no one's
gonna go along with this.

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But you knew that, right?

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Mmm-hmm.

180
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All right. So,
why don't you just give
me my share of the leads,

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and l'll start
making some calls?

182
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Okay.

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Hey, all right.
All right.

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(GROANS)

185
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These aren't leads.
What are they?

186
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(CLlCKS TONGUE) Oh, right.
Those are clues,

187
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and within each clue
is a lesson.

188
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You learn a lesson,
and then you find a lead.

189
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The leads are scattered
all over the industrial park.

190
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l'm trying to make
your kids respect you,

191
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because a father
needs to respect
his boss,

192
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and kids don't respect
the father who doesn't
respect the boss.

193
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Do you understand
that line of logic?

194
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l don't even think
you understand it.

195
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l do understand it.

196
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This one's a map.

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Or is it?

198
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(EXHALES)

199
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How the
tables have turned !
l see you got my email.

200
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Are you
gonna give me
the leads or not?

201
00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:53,365
l'll give you the leads.
But you know what?

202
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lt's gonna cost you
some clerical work.

203
00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,037
What are these for?
lt doesn't matter.

204
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Fill them out.
All of them.

205
00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:03,083
And when you're done,
you can watch me
shred them.

206
00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,543
Right.

207
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,503
l want to watch
The Kardashians, okay?

208
00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,296
l don't want to watch
Bored To Death.
lt's mindless!

209
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,589
Kardashians is a good show.
lt is. . .

210
00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:10,715
Thank you, Stanley!
No, you don't even know!

211
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,133
How would he even
know The Kardashians?

212
00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,553
lt's about a family,
a real-life family.
No, Stanley, do you. . .

213
00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,388
PAM: Hey, baby, what's up?

214
00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:19,224
l am
currently reading
incoherent riddles

215
00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:22,143
on blue index cards
to find vital information

216
00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:25,939
that Michael has hidden
all over the office.
How are you?

217
00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:28,942
Nothing but vomit
and diapers over here.

218
00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,069
Oh, my God.
l couldn't envy you more.

219
00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:34,322
Having a baby
is as exhausting
as they say it is.

220
00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:37,534
Having two babies,
that's just unfair.

221
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,578
How about this one?

222
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"When arrogant salesmen
are mean to my face,

223
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"a certain manager
will go to his
moppy place."

224
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He means
his mopey place.

225
00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:50,005
It's under that street lamp
that he thinks was
in Casablanca.

226
00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,172
God, l love you.

227
00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:55,260
Today l turned
an office crisis
into a teachable moment.

228
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A lesser manager
wouId have screwed
this day up royally.

229
00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:03,393
I can imagine some yokel
sitting behind his desk
saying,

230
00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:06,271
"Oh, yeah,
take a Iead.
Learn nothing."

231
00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:08,690
Some people shouldn't
be in this business.

232
00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:13,653
Hey. l guess
you probably won't
give me your leads

233
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,322
since l'm a jerk salesman.

234
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:18,033
Yeah. l basically
wish you were dead.

235
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:20,619
(WHlSPERS) l hid the leads.

236
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:21,870
Where?

237
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:33,381
Colder.

238
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:40,388
Warmer.

239
00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:44,684
Colder. Colder. Warmer.

240
00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,229
Warmer. Warmer!

241
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,232
Hot! Hotter.

242
00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:54,402
Burning hot! Lower.

243
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,321
Are you. . .
Lower.

244
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:57,864
Are you sure?

245
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,367
Lower.

246
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,411
(LAUGHS)

247
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,208
What are you doing, idiot?

248
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,335
Michael's stupid
scavenger hunt.

249
00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:13,505
Scavenger hunt? Here.
l can solve it. Give it.

250
00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:15,840
"The treasure you seek
is in the parking lot

251
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,967
"under the first president"?

252
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,260
Lincoln.

253
00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:20,637
(SlGHS)

254
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,681
The prankster
is getting pranked.

255
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,765
(LAUGHS)

256
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,642
lt involves you, too.

257
00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,268
The leads are in?

258
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,436
(DOOR OPENS)

259
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,771
Michael?

260
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,857
Michael, you were
supposed to tell me
when the leads came in.

261
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:36,986
Well, big shot, if you
want to find your leads,

262
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,447
go to the man
who never breeds.

263
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:41,700
Kevin.

264
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,034
Damn it!

265
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:46,037
Kevin ! Give me those leads.
Where are they? Come on !

266
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,039
You are never
going to find them.

267
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,333
Really?
l'm going to enjoy this.

268
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,335
Give me the leads!
Where are my leads?

269
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,378
Give me the leads!

270
00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,713
l'm still enjoying it!

271
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,005
Where are they?

272
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,466
They're in the trash.
They're in the trash.

273
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,718
(COUGHlNG)

274
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,594
The trash. lt's code.

275
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,347
All right, Meredith.
Take off your dress.

276
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,432
Okey-dokey.

277
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:06,725
No, dear God, no.

278
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,227
lt's in the trashcan.
ln the kitchen.

279
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,813
MEREDlTH: lt's coming off
either way.

280
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,824
Clean sack.

281
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,410
What. . .
l emptied it in the dumpster.

282
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,662
lt had Toby's baba ghanoush.

283
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,458
lf we don't
patronize the only
Syrian restaurant in town,

284
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:35,086
there'll be nothing left
but pan pizzas

285
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,297
and, you know,
make-your-own-salads.

286
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:44,971
lt's empty!

287
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,264
Wait. What day is today?

288
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:49,100
Tonight is Ghost Whisperer,
so Friday.

289
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:53,688
Oh, my God. Oh, my God !
Oh, my God ! No, no, no!

290
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,232
Hey, hey!

291
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:59,319
Wait! Wait!

292
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,115
Okay, you know what?
Let's just go to the
dump, start looking.

293
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,326
Ryan, come on.
Shotgun in my car.

294
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,244
Michael, why would
we all go to the dump?

295
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,789
Why? Because l am
not going to call Sabre

296
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:14,793
and say, "Hi ! You know
those very valuable,
expensive leads

297
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,503
"that you gave us
earlier today?

298
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,338
"Well, because of a screw-up
by a staff member,

299
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,756
"they're now
in the city dump."

300
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,008
Not your staff, Michael. You.

301
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,718
Well, that's not the way
it's gonna sound.

302
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,137
Here's what we'll do.
We'll go to the dump,
we'll look around,

303
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,931
then we'll all go
out and get pizza,

304
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,183
maybe catch a movie,
late-night drink,

305
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,643


306
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:34,604
Does it have to be pizza?
Could we go for a falafel?

307
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:35,647
Really?

308
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,816
l'm not going.
You did this, not us.

309
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:42,153
Okay, no. You encouraged it.
You were complicit. Complicit.

310
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,030
You were all successories.

311
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:46,074
That sounds fun,
mucking around
in the dump.

312
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,534
l wish l could go.
You can.

313
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,619
l can't.
You know that.

314
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:52,080
Okay, fine, l get it.
l'll just go by myself.

315
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,832
l'll go, Michael.

316
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,210
'Cause you'll just
screw it up.

317
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,800
(EXHALES)

318
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,643
This place has gone to hell.

319
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,816
You know,
Dwight, there was a time
you'd be pinching yourself

320
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,777
to have the opportunity
to look through a dump
with me.

321
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,863
Yeah, well,
the acorn becomes the oak.

322
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,700
Yeah. Well,
sometimes the acorn
just stays an acorn.

323
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,410
lf you don't believe me,
look in my gutters.

324
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,246
You're adorable.
You need to go for it.

325
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,541
l'm gonna be, like,
mad at you if you don't. . .
Yeah, whatever.

326
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,713
(EXCLAlMS) Can't wait
for this day to be over.

327
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,715
Why?
Just all the drama.

328
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,174
What drama?

329
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,759
Between the. . .

330
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,095
Us and you guys.

331
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:51,472
lt's unnecessary, right?

332
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,557
So unnecessary.

333
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,893
Good. Thank God you said that.

334
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,603
You know,
maybe if the salesmen

335
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,521
weren't acting like such
a bunch of stuck-up losers,

336
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,983
then this day
wouldn't be so bad.
Did you ever think of that?

337
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,862
l have new
baby pictures.

338
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,030
Jim.

339
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,072
(SCOFFS)

340
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,075
Don't use
your cute baby
to make us like you.

341
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,660
She's wearing a Onesie.

342
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,704
Stop it.

343
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:18,875
lf we act nice now,

344
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,336
then we're
rewarding them
for treating us poorly.

345
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,462
Didn't we kind of start it?

346
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,297
Mmm. l think you're
remembering that wrong.

347
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,590
ANDY: Yeah.
PHYLLlS: l don't know
about this.

348
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,383
l mean, l think
we should hold
our ground.

349
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,053
The company's changed, and
if they don't like it,
they can leave.

350
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:33,389
l mean,
a lot of their work
can be done from lndia.

351
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,850
Can we at least all agree
that this is uncomfortable,

352
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,478
and maybe heading
for something bad?

353
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,355
All those who agree
say "aye."

354
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,522
ALL: Aye.

355
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,441
All those opposed?
l don't think
we need opposed.

356
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,235
You've changed, man.

357
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:49,447
Oh, why,
'cause l have a shot
at a 1 00K commission?

358
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,991
Since when do you
care about money?

359
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,118
When l first met you,
you were a wide-eyed innocent.

360
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,412
Hey, there is
nothing l can do
about my wide-set eyes.

361
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,748
No, no, no,
l'm talking about
your personality, Dwight!

362
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:02,251
Okay, when l first met you,
l had a lot of job offers.

363
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,797
And l had an offer
from lvan Schotsky.

364
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,591
The lvan Schotsky.
lf l had assistant
managed him. . .

365
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:09,676
Assistant to
the managed him.

366
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,469
Oh, that's low!

367
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,055
l would be number two
right now at a Home Depot!

368
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,139
Yeah.
Okay?

369
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,808
'Cause they promote
from within !

370
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,310
lnstead l had to follow you.
You're going nowhere.

371
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,063
You think
you would have done
better without me. Really?

372
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,816
l hitched my wagon
to a horse with no legs.

373
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:29,028
Wow! Okay! Man !

374
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,657
When l think
about all the time

375
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,201
that l wasted
being your friend !

376
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,536
l shouldn't have
been hanging out

377
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,037
watching karate
movies with you !

378
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,372
Kung fu movies!

379
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:40,581
You know
what l should
have been doing?

380
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,334
l should have
been out at bars
finding my soul mate,

381
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,086
finding my wife,
making babies.

382
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,172
Nice babies you're making
with the floozies at the bars!

383
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,091
That's my wife
you're talking
about, man !

384
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:53,094
Your made-up wife
who doesn't exist?

385
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:55,847
You watch it!

386
00:16:55,931 --> 00:17:00,435
lf l'd wanted to hit you,
l would have hit you.
Don't do it! No, no.

387
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,980
You just made an enemy
with the wrong guy, Dwight.

388
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,696
Wait. Timeout,
timeout, timeout!

389
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,367
Time-in.
No!

390
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,621
Don't. . . Don't even
think about that.

391
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,378
Stop it!

392
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,048
Give me that.
That's my spool !

393
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,634
What's the least we can do
to make this okay?

394
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,511
l'll text Pam.
She's really good
at this stuff.

395
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,639
Yeah. l'll text Erin.
She's really good at
this stuff, too.

396
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,560
l mean,
l guess we could give them
some of our new commissions.

397
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,687
That is
a dangerous precedent.

398
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,065
Pam texted back saying
we could give them
all iPods.

399
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:50,234
lf they don't
have an iPod by now,
they really don't want one.

400
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,862
All right.
Then we're
back to cash.

401
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,489
And l gotta say,

402
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,449
if giving
a small percentage
of our commissions

403
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,534
is gonna smooth
all this over,
l'm for it.

404
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,495
Okay, fine,
cash it is.

405
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,121
Erin just texted me back.

406
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,707
"People love shells
from faraway beaches."

407
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:06,876
(SlGHlNG)

408
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,462
Okay, Dwight.
All right, Dwight.

409
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,757
Here we go!
Here we go!
Oh, God !

410
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,841
Oh.

411
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,387
(GROANS lN DlSGUST)

412
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,557
(BOTH PANTlNG)

413
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,605
(EXHALES)

414
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:31,359
We're never gonna
find those leads,
are we?

415
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,527
No.

416
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,915
Amazing, isn't it?

417
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,502
No other animal on Earth
could do this.

418
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,630
Maybe beavers.
But not like this.

419
00:18:56,552 --> 00:19:00,179
So, how about, guys,
1 % commission a month
instead of 2%?

420
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,347
What do you think. . .
No.

421
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,349
No, we agreed
2% for the quarter.
Yes.

422
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,810
Okay. Hey, everybody.

423
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,395
Nice spread. We get it.

424
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,522
You eat like royalty.
No, no.

425
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:11,983
This is a representation
of how we feel,

426
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,318
and how we feel
is really sorry.

427
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,071
Yeah. We wanted
to bring you in and
make a peace offering.

428
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,408
Yeah, we wanted to
do the right thing, so. . .

429
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,077
Way to go, guys.
This. . .

430
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,496
This was an
integrity move.

431
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,790
Yeah. When we
walked in here,

432
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,835
we were all prepared
to tell you to go to hell.

433
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,503
Do you have
any pastries
without fruit?

434
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,298
Yes, we do. Eclairs.

435
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,844
Well, you better
be happy, taking
2% of our. . .

436
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,388
2% milk!
What l forgot
for the coffee.

437
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,514
Yeah, treats, Stanley.

438
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,558
They've accepted
our simple offer
of treats only,

439
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:46,893
nothing more.

440
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:53,191
This is nice.
All of us back together.

441
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,401
This?

442
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,028
Why would somebody
throw that out?

443
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,030
(RAZZlNG) Waste.

444
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,281
(SlGHS)

445
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,326
Hey.

446
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,662
You know who'd
like this? Phyllis.

447
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:07,955
Purple much?

448
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,165
Yeah, she does.

449
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,627
She loves purple.
Does it stink?

450
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,462
Yeah.

451
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:18,049
You know
what would be
a great picture here?

452
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,469
Just this whole dump,
and in the middle,
one flower.

453
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,929
Mmm-hmm.
That's it.

454
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:24,597
Wow.

455
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,725
And the caption
would read. . .

456
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,728
"Hope grows."

457
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,439
"ln a dump."

458
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,736
(HORN HONKlNG)

459
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:39,862
(WHOOPlNG)

460
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,572
ls the good news
that you found our leads?

461
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,823
No. Better.

462
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,242
We have
an awesome
beanbag chair

463
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,576
that's perfect
for the break room.

464
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,246
(EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)
l'm never gonna sit on
that disgusting seat.

465
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,790
Yeah, damn right you're not,
'cause it's for me and
Michael only!

466
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:54,835
Yeah !
Yeah !

467
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,049
lt's freezing out here.

468
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,217
Yeah !

469
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:05,930
l have warm blood.

470
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,058
Oh, wow. Thank you.

471
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:12,311
(CHUCKLES)

472
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,107
You're the nicest person
l've ever met.

473
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:28,911
(HUMMlNG)