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(MlCHAEL GRUNTlNG)

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MlCHAEL: Okay.

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DWlGHT: Breathe.
(GROANS)

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Work your core!

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(GROANS)
Come on.

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How many is that?

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Not counting
the last one, 25.

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Count the last one.

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Okay, 25 and
one girl pushup.

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Oh, new record !

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Okay.
Oh !

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What did you do today?

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l made a sale.

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(CHUCKLlNG) Oh, yeah,
sitting on your big
fat butt.

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All right, that is
the number to beat.

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What do we get
if we do them?

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My respect.

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Okay, l'll make it
a little more interesting.

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Anyone who does
more than 25 pushups. . .

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And one girl pushup.

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. . .gets to go home.

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(DWlGHT AND MlCHAEL
EXCLAlMlNG)

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(DWlGHT AND MlCHAEL
LAUGHlNG)

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l say "dance,"
they say "how high?"

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ANDY: Three, four. . .

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Here we go.
No, no, no, butt too high.

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Disqualified !
(EXCLAlMS)

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What do we got?
Creed, disqualified.

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Oh, come on !

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JlM: Nineteen.

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(GROANS)

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l had a really hard
workout this morning.

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(GROANlNG)

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Oh, wow!
That is adorable!

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PHYLLlS: Ten.
DWlGHT: Yeah !

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l'm betting one more.

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Eleven.

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PHYLLlS: Wow!
Good.

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ALL: Stanley!
Stanley! Stanley!
Stanley! Stanley!

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All right.
All right.

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ALL: Stanley!
Stanley! Stanley!

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Essentially
what we have here is
one of those stories

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where a mother lifts
a car to save her baby.

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Well, it's not exactly fair.

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He's got all this weight
that's helping him go down.

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ANDY: Twenty-five!
PHYLLlS: Come on !

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One more! One more, Stanley!
Yeah, come on ! You can do it.

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Come on, Stanley!
Let's do it. Come on.

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DWlGHT: Go!

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JlM: Yes!

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(ALL CHEERlNG)

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Yes!
ANDY: Yeah !

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(ALL WHOOPlNG)

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OSCAR: Are you okay?
MlCHAEL: Very nicely done.

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OSCAR: Are you okay, Stanley?

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Excuse me.

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(PHYLLlS CHUCKLlNG)

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(EXHALES)

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DWlGHT: Wow.

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All right,
Papa Bear.

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(HORN HONKS)

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Hey!

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Matt, right?

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Hey, Oscar.
You're here early.

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(SCOFFS) No.
l always come in at 7:00.

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No you don't.

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Well. . .

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Hey, are you
doing anything
later tonight?

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l don't know. l'm free.

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lf you
hear of anything
going on, let me know.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, we talked this morning,

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and we talked at Christmas,

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so a little momentum there.

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Couple hours to kill
before work.

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Hey, what's up?
Hey.

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Nice office.

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Thanks. lt's cool.

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(SNlFFLES)

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So. . .

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You know what we haven't
done in a while?

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Happy hour.

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Upstairs, the warehouse,
everybody just going
out for a drink.

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Has that ever
happened? Ever?

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Didn't we?
l think we did.

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Want me to invite Matt?

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Yeah, the whole gang.
Matt included.

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Look, just be straight
with me, man.

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You can be gay with Matt,
just be straight with me.

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So, happy hour.
Happy hour.

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Just invite everybody.

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My pleasure.

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OSCAR: All right.

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So, what do you think?
PHYLLlS: Hmm.

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l saw a new drink
on TV l'd like to try.

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l'll ask Bob.

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Yeah.
l love going
to bars with Bob.

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l tend to wear
something low-cut,

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get men
to flirt with me,
and Bob beats them up.

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What?

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A bunch of us are talking
about happy hour.

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l would love,
love, love to go.

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Only problem is,

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Pam's at home with the baby
and l think she wants
a night in.

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Oh, baloney.
Good one.

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Ring her up.

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Absolutely.
l'll do that right now.

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l gotta tell you,
this baby is amazing.

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She gets me
out of everything.

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And l love her.
l also love her very much.

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So, some of
the coworkers

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were thinking of
going out tonight,
but l told them. . .

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PAM: Yes! Yes,
I wouId Iove to!

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(EXCLAlMS) Knew it!

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It's been
so long since
I've been with aduIts.

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I'm so excited
to see everybody.

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Creed, Ryan.
Oh, my God, StanIey!

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StanIey's gonna be there.
Yes! Oh, my God...

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l did not
see this coming.

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Erin, l need you
to fax this and get me
a confirmation, pronto.

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Are you going later?

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Sure, if you are.
Yes.

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Talk to me that way again
and l'll cut your face off.

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Whoa!

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We recently
struck up a romantic
relationship, and. . .

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But we're kind of
keeping it quiet
for now,

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'cause it's still
kind of a new thing,
it's a little delicate,

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and we just don't
want all the drama.
Exactly.

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Yeah, 'cause when
everyone knows, it. . .
(KNOCK ON WlNDOW)

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(LAUGHlNG)

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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That's actually
pretty funny, but
in general, you know. . .

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(KEVlN LAUGHlNG)

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Quiet.

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Hey, boss man.
MlCHAEL: Yes.

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A bunch of us
are going to get
some drinks. You in?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
it is quitting time.

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l'm sorry,
l meant later.

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Okay. Yes.
For happy hour?

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Sure. No, l got that.

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Trying to
get a head count.

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l am in !

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All right.

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Yes. lt's a deal.

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lt's a deal.

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Hey, l invited
my friend Julie.
Okay.

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l want her
to meet Michael.

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Why?

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They're both single.
l have a sense
they might. . .

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You've been
gone for a long time.

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lt is not that. . . Kevin !

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Yeah !

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How are you?

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Oh, l missed you so much.
Oh !

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Yeah.

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(lMlTATlNG BABY CRYlNG)

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Well, when a new mom
hears a baby cry,

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her you-know-whats
fill up with you know what,

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and then her shirt gets,
you know. . .

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(GlGGLES)
That would be funny.

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Oh, wow. l cannot
believe this is happening.
This is everything l dreamed.

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Oh, my God !

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Hey!

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(LAUGHS)
Easy.

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lt's not a birthday,
it's not a goodbye party.

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Hey, Pam and l
are gonna go play pool

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with one
of her friends,
and we need a fourth.

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Sucks to be you.

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Would you like
to be our fourth?

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That would be sublime.

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All right.

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So, the guy
shows me the
deck he's built,

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and l'm like,
"l'll call this a deck
if it'll make you happy,

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"but this is just
a porch without a roof."

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(ALL CHUCKLlNG)

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DARRYL: lt was
ridiculous, man.

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lt was, like, you could
maybe get two chairs
on the thing.

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Two lawn chairs.

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Hey, Michael.
Yes?

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This is my friend Julie.

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MlCHAEL: Hello. How are you?
Hi.

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What is a nice girl like you
hanging out with these
bums for?

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There you go.

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Julie laughs
at everything.

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So you work
with Pam and Jim?

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Oh, no, no.
Pam and Jim
work for me,

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and if they win,
they are fired.

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(CHUCKLlNG)
l should hope not.

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(CHUCKLES) No. No.
Not really. Not really.
But they better not win.

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Hey.
PAM: Hey, lsabel, you made it.

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Oh, my goodness!
Of course.

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You want to play pool?

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l'm gonna do a lap,
see if l know anyone.
Okay.

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And then they said
the most ridiculous thing
about Anderson Cooper,

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which l do not have
the decency to repeat,

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but trust me when
l tell you that it. . .

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Hold that thought.

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Well, well, well.

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(CHUCKLES)

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lf it isn't lsabel.
Mmm-hmm.

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What's a girl like you
doing in a place like this?

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A girl like me
is why a guy like you
comes to a place like this.

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Ooh. l love repartee.

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Do you?

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Usually means there's
a battle scene coming.

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(BOTH LAUGHlNG)

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So what do you do?

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l am an ESL teacher.

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Really?
Yeah.

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See, l didn't think
you could teach that.

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l thought
that was something
you were born with.

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What am l thinking
right now?

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Are you thinking
that l said ESP?

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Yes. l feel like
an idiot. Awesome.

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l was a little nervous when
Pam told me he was her boss,

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but he doesn't act
like a boss at all.

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lf l had a boss like that,
we'd never get anything done.

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So what do you think?

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About what?

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About Julie?

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She seems nice.

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Yeah?
Yeah.

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So you like her?
Uh, yeah, sure.

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So Pam was right.

225
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:04,709
About what?

226
00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,419
About you two
hitting it off.

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Well, apparently
Michael Scott is
on a date,

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and that. . .
That, my friend,
changes everything.

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My brother,
good head, bad heart.
Good head, bad heart.

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OSCAR: l know.

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PAM: Yeah,
you told me about him.
JULlE: Yeah.

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PAM: Oh, boy!
JULlE: He's all right.

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Hey, Michael,
where have you been?

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Hey, you're supposed to
hit the white ball
first, buddy.

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Hey!
Nice one.

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Can l talk to you
for a second?
Mmm-hmm.

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Everything okay?
Why are you
wearing a hat now?

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Guys, come on.
l'm on a date.

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Let me do my thing.

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Hi, l'm Date Mike.
Nice to meet me.

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How do you like
your eggs in the morning?

242
00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:05,937
Do you want to
just make a run for it?

243
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,188
Maybe.

244
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,524
(lMlTATlNG BABY CRYlNG)

245
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,821
Mommy!

246
00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:22,078
What is happening?

247
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,164
(MUSlC PLAYlNG)

248
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,584
Whoa!

249
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,545
What is cracking?
One second.

250
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,963
Guys, we're focusing.
We can't talk.

251
00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,256
What's this game?
One second.

252
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,633
Yeah. How do you play?

253
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,676
Guys, guys, guys,
please. Okay.

254
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,970
All right, it's all yours.
Only three tickets.

255
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,972
lf we save them up, we can
get more than a sticker
this time.

256
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,265
Stop telling me how
to spend my tickets.

257
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,350
l know,
but you wanted. . .

258
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,143
Wow! Can you imagine
what people would say

259
00:10:45,227 --> 00:10:47,020
if they saw us
dancing together?

260
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,146
Oh, l know.

261
00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,398
They'd be like,
"What's up with those two?"

262
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,317
"Hey, guys, get
a bedroom already."

263
00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,235
"Did we miss the wedding?"

264
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,614
l got it.
l'll do this and you
play the racing game

265
00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,324
and then we'll switch.

266
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,327
Yes. Okay.
Yeah, that's smart.

267
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:03,870
No drama. Okay.

268
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,168
Oh, air hockey, basketball.

269
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,544
We could play that.

270
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,171
Oh, Whac-A-Mole.

271
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,339
Any brothers or sisters?

272
00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:15,840
Three brothers.
Really?

273
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,301
Mmm-hmm. Two are in
the Marines, one's a cop.

274
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,886
Vegetarian?

275
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,513
No. l love meat.

276
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:22,972
(CHUCKLlNG)

277
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,182
What's your blood type?

278
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,017
O negative.
Universal donor.

279
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,936
Universal donor!
Mmm-hmm.

280
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:30,980
(BLEEP)

281
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:34,943
Angela versus lsabel.
Height, advantage lsabel.

282
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,779
Birthing hips,
advantage lsabel.

283
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:41,574
Remaining childbearing years,
advantage lsabel.

284
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:46,079
Legal obligation,
advantage Angela.

285
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,707
Hey, guys, guys,
guys. Excusez-moi.
Hey.

286
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,458
Watch this. Ready?

287
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,421
What are you doing?

288
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,881
l'm tying a knot in
the stem with my tongue.

289
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,800
Michael, you don't have
to do this.

290
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:01,886
(GAGGlNG)

291
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,889
Wow. That was close.

292
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,350
l would say
l kind of have
an unfair advantage,

293
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:10,603
because I watch reality
dating shows like a hawk.

294
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,148
And I Iearn.
I absorb information

295
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:16,151
from the strategies
of the winners and
the Iosers.

296
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,653
Actually, l probably
learn more from the losers.

297
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:21,156
Hey, you two having fun?

298
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:24,200
Did you tell them?

299
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,285
No.

300
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,705
This is exactly
what l don't want.

301
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:29,789
The drama.

302
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:34,377
l don't want the drama!

303
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,256
Oh.

304
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,760
You are amazing at this.
How did you get so good?

305
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,262
Whacking moles.
Hit him on the head. Whack!

306
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,430
Whack!
Whack! Say it with me.

307
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:46,598
Whack!
Extend the fingers more.

308
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:47,682
Whack!
Good.

309
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,768
This looks like a hoot.

310
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,603
Hey, monkey,
how you doing?
Whack.

311
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,396
Listen, can l talk
to you for a second?

312
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:54,773
Okay.

313
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:59,027
(SlGHS) You know,
l've been thinking,
we had a good run,

314
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,279
we really did,
but you don't need to worry

315
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,947
about this whole
contract thing anymore.

316
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,115
lt's no worry.

317
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,494
lt's just
that we both. . .
We want different things.

318
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,871
You know,
l want a big family.

319
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,498
l could see enjoying that.

320
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,917
No, no, no, no, no.
l want a big family.

321
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:18,087
Tall, thick. A big,
physically big family.

322
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,590
Listen, you go have fun.

323
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,425
You're off the hook.

324
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,551
But we signed the contract.

325
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,094
lt's dissolved.
Don't worry. You're free.

326
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,137
Okay? Okay.
We'll see you later.

327
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,473
But we both. . .
And you didn't do. . .

328
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,433
(GUlTAR PLAYlNG)

329
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:35,647
Wow! Maybe
we should tell her
he's not normally like this.

330
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,315
Maybe it should
come from a man.

331
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,818
Maybe it should
come from a note.

332
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,820
With flowers. Tomorrow.

333
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,613
Hello.
Hello.

334
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:44,948
Hi.
Hi.

335
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,867
You want
to pay 400 bucks
to re-felt this table?

336
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,327
Yeah ! Why don't
you send the bill

337
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:52,205
to 23 l Don't Care Lane,
Scranton, Pennsylvania?

338
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,957
Hey, Michael,
why don't you
just get down?

339
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,417
Hey, she can tell
l'm on a date, right?

340
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,336
Right? We're just having fun.

341
00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,754
Ted, we having fun?

342
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,174
Really? You told on me.
That's lame.

343
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,302
We got a problem?
Yes. Homelessness.

344
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,096
(LAUGHlNG)

345
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,431
What?
All right, go.

346
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,058
Where?

347
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,351
Get out. Now.

348
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,603
Okay. All right, okay. Whoa!

349
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:17,897
(EXHALES)

350
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,444
l'm just kidding
around. l'm sorry.

351
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:33,037
Okay, why don't we
just finish the game?

352
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,831
Michael, it's your shot.

353
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,332
She can't talk
to us that way.

354
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,834
You guys are stripes,
l think.

355
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,044
You let somebody
talk to you like that,

356
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,129
where does it stop?

357
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,213
lt stopped.

358
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,132
Well, l am starting it again !

359
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,056
Do you guys
want some food?

360
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,975
The wings are
really good here.

361
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,479
(POP MUSlC PLAYlNG)

362
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,695
Hey!

363
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,407
You embarrassed my
friends in front of me,
and l am gonna need you

364
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,576
to go back over to the table
and apologize.

365
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:15,830
Then l am sorry that
l didn't kick you out.

366
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:20,001
l'm here
with my employees.
l am here on a date.

367
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,085
Hello.

368
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,421
Well, l'm the
manager here, sir.

369
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,465
Well, it just so happens
that l'm a manager, too,

370
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:29,844
and the way l manage people
is that l touch their
hearts and souls

371
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,473
with humor, with love
and maybe a dash of
razzle-dazzle,

372
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,891
and l don't see that from you.

373
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,601
ls that how you do it?

374
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:39,062
Yes, it is.
l'm writing a book about it.

375
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,563
Really? How much
have you written?

376
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,398
l've written all of it.

377
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,693
ln my head.

378
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,948
lf you're really interested,
it is called Somehow I Manage,

379
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,450
and there's going
to be a picture of me
on the cover shrugging

380
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,535
with my sleeves rolled up.

381
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,039
Have you read
Lee lacocca's?
lt's classic.

382
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,457
Read it? l own it.

383
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,459
But no, l have not read it.

384
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,211
Dude, tonight.

385
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,129
You're not gonna
want to put it down.
lt's gonna make you want

386
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,339
to go out and buy
a Chrysler tomorrow.

387
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,674
l own a Chrysler.

388
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:08,800
Shut up.

389
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:09,884
No, you shut up.

390
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,470
What's your drink?

391
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:14,430
Grenadine.

392
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,515
What?

393
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:20,561
We just have to throw everyone
off the scent a little, so
follow my lead.

394
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,734
Hi.
Hi.

395
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,570
l don't normally
do this, but. . .
Do what?

396
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,782
Go, go.
Just sit down next
to a beautiful woman

397
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,827
and start
talking to myself to
confuse other people.

398
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:40,373
Hey, big boy.
Do you like it
when l do that?

399
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,669
What are you doing?

400
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,045
What we said to do.

401
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,798
We didn't say
we were gonna, like,
start groping strangers.

402
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,842
l was flirting with a man.

403
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,260
Get in here.

404
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,013
Where did you learn
to talk like that?

405
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,639
ERlN: The movies.
l don't know.

406
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,933
ANDY: What movie?
BIack Snake Moan?

407
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,353
l manage
a paper company.
Dunder Mifflin-Sabre.

408
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:03,438
Do you have a card?

409
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,648
l did. l actually
put it in your bowl.

410
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,028
Stanley Hudson?

411
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,154
No. No.

412
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,115
Whoa! A lot of
Stanley Hudsons
in here.

413
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,491
No, it's Michael Scott.

414
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,617
Michael Scott?

415
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,744
He is l.

416
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,370
You just won
yourself a lunch.

417
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,872
Oh. Hey, guys!

418
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,501
l think l'm gonna go.

419
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,794
Really?

420
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,714
l'm sorry.
He's not usually like that.

421
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,215
What's he usually like?

422
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,635
He's more just. . .

423
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,183
Like. . . You can go.
Yeah.

424
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,601
All right.

425
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,811
Bye.
See you.

426
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,521
Nice girl.
Yeah.

427
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,317
Hey! Julie, having fun?

428
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,869
(CLEARS THROAT) So,
when are you coming
in for that free lunch?

429
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,498
You're gonna
want to come in on
a day that l'm working.

430
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,667
Maybe l can hear
more about that book, too.

431
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:14,675
Hey, man. You put together
a pretty fun night
for everybody.

432
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,138
l saw you talking to Hide.
Did you hear that dude's
life story?

433
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,264
lt's amazing, right?

434
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,141
l couldn't understand
a word he said.

435
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,811
Let me tell you something,
Oscar, all right?

436
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,189
Matt's an okay dude,
but he's a dummy.

437
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,733
You guys got
nothing in common.

438
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,486
Maybe you're right.
l should count
myself lucky.

439
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:34,570
Hey, what's up?

440
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,280
There he is! Hey!

441
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,533
Anyone up for some hoops?
Yeah. Hoops!

442
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,785
Let's do it.
OSCAR: Hoop it. Yeah.

443
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:56,884
This is not what l want
my relationship to look like.

444
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:02,974
Hi, ladies and gentlemen.

445
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:06,644
My name is Andrew Bernard and
I've been on two dates with
Erin Hannon

446
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:10,273
and they went well, and
there will probably be more.

447
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,567
Thank you.

448
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,110
You know,
it got to the point

449
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,821
where keeping it a secret
was just too much drama.

450
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:20,158
And l hate drama,
so. . . There you go.

451
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,200
You love drama.

452
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,285
l know, l do, right?

453
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,369
(BOTH LAUGHlNG)

454
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,413
l'm a total drama queen.

455
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,165
This move?
He can't get you.

456
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,041
l think
that he could
counter that move.

457
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,502
The Scranton Strangler
is a professional strangler.

458
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,337
Oh, please. l wish
he'd come after me.
l would be like. . .

459
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,714
Dwight Schrute!

460
00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,215
Dwight Kurt Schrute.
Shut up, what?

461
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,842
You are hereby served
with this summons

462
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,218
to appear in
Lackawanna County court. . .

463
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,428
No, no, no.
. . .for breach of contract

464
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,346
against Angela Noelle Martin.

465
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,182
What are you
talking about?
What are you. . .

466
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:47,560
Dwight recently entered
into a contract with me,
establishing intent

467
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,854
to conceive and
raise a child with me.
Angela.

468
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,355
Did he not tell you that?
What?

469
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,691
You're really putting me
in an awkward position here.

470
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,610
Do you plan on
raising a child with me,

471
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,361
or do you plan on
breaking this contract?

472
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,030
Angela! Not here!

473
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,323
Dwight.

474
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:02,700
Whack.

475
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:03,951
(RAZZlNG)

476
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,662
You will see me in
small claims court!

477
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,790
You are an
impressive specimen.

478
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,958
Thank you.

479
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,338
(CRYlNG)

480
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:20,218
And l spilled my drink
and they wouldn't give
me a refill.

481
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:23,054
Oh, my gosh. Okay, yeah,
we have to get home.

482
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,388
Okay.
Yes!

483
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,641
Halperts, wait up!
What a great night!

484
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,309
Got to hang out
with my peeps.

485
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,895
Sort of did okay
with a new young lady.

486
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,146
Actually you didn't.
Not at all.

487
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,774
l think l did,
but l can't take
all the credit.

488
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:38,819
Some of the credit is due,
in fact, to my good friend
Date Mike.

489
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,447
Nice to meet me.

490
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,246
Tell me your story, Hide.

491
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,289
(SPEAKlNG)