1 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,841 Pam, line three. Okay, thanks. 2 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:13,346 New York, as it turns out, is very expensive, and I ran out of money. 3 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,015 I thought about selling a kidney, 4 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:19,352 but Michael offered to get me a part-time job at corporate. 5 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,522 Hey. 6 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:27,735 Pamela! 7 00:00:27,820 --> 00:00:30,238 Of course, now Michael knows where to reach me 8 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:31,864 sixteen to 18 hours a week. 9 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:38,454 Hey, Michael. Pamela! 10 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:44,377 Miss you, kiddo. Miss you so much. 11 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:09,610 Hey. Hello. 12 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,529 That was really fun last night. Yeah, it was nice. 13 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:14,699 I'm actually thinking about getting my own set of "putt-putt" golf clubs. 14 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:17,285 That would be great. You need that. Yeah? 15 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:18,411 Yeah. Really? 16 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:21,581 Yeah. It would help. Well, I let her win. 17 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,082 No, he didn't. 18 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:27,253 So, when can I see you again? 19 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,213 Tonight. I'm free tonight. 20 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,674 Is that too eager? No. 21 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:34,427 I don't care. I'm free tonight. Okay. 22 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:38,014 Oh, wait. Tonight's no good. 23 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:40,850 Because I am busy taking you out. 24 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,395 I just remembered. I can't tonight. 25 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,647 Why? I'm going out with you. 26 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:48,775 Wow. 27 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:54,405 Wait a second. I can't tonight. 28 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,782 No more. No more. Tonight's so... 29 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,992 All right. Too many times. 30 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,244 It's all good. All right. So, good. 31 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:02,705 So have a nice day. Thank you. You, too. 32 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:03,790 You're welcome. 33 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:11,422 In my opinion, the third date is traditionally the one where you have sex. 34 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:15,510 Does Holly feel that way? I don't know. 35 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,137 I will probably find out tonight. 36 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:22,058 If she starts having sex with me, I'll know for sure. 37 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:25,561 That's for you, and... 38 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:30,149 I am right in assuming that Dwight is short for D-Money? 39 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:33,611 'Cause that's what I wrote on your "Save The Date." 40 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:35,112 You set a date? 41 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,408 J-Money. Or should it be T-Money, for Tuna? 42 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,413 Receptionist-Money. 43 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:47,792 K-Money. 44 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,295 What are you making? A knife. 45 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,381 You're making a knife with a knife? 46 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,049 You got a better way? 47 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:00,179 You want to talk about it? 48 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,264 About what? 49 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:05,434 You know I know. You know they know. 50 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:12,942 I know none of that. And if I did, you'd be the last to know. 51 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,196 The mall could be fun. Yeah! 52 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:19,740 We could go to the food court, get different foods. 53 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:22,201 You could get chicken teriyaki, I could get a hot dog. 54 00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:25,538 Some of what we order depends on if we're having sex after. 55 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,710 I can't... Oh, my... 56 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,045 Wow! Elephant in the room. 57 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:37,758 Are we, do you think? Do you think we're going to have sex tonight? 58 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,927 Hell, yeah. 59 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,222 Okay. So, we do the restaurant thing 60 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:47,059 and then... Then we can do... We'll just do the restaurant thing first. 61 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,561 Yeah, that's good. 62 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:53,816 Probably get soup, or something light. 63 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,405 Hi. 64 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:02,033 She introduced me to so many things. 65 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:05,620 Pasteurized milk, sheets, monotheism. 66 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,957 Presents on your birthday, preventative medicine. 67 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,500 It's nice to learn new things. 68 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,794 I was talking to myself. Okay. 69 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:17,506 I just don't get it. What don't you get? 70 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,677 Why is she marrying Andy? 71 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,890 Angela's not really a risk taker 72 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,768 and Andy's not really a risk. 73 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,815 That's really fattening. 74 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,859 No, it's lettuce. 75 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,197 It's time to go? No. 76 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:42,865 Oh, okay. No. 77 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:46,243 Reservations are at 8:00 so we've got an hour and 45 minutes. 78 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:47,453 Okay. 79 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,457 Crazy eight! I'm crazy! 80 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,417 You're crazy! Go crazy! 81 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,723 I forgot my keys. 82 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,309 Do you need them? Yeah, let's go grab them. 83 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:11,435 All right. 84 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,815 After vous. Thank vous. 85 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:25,992 What? 86 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:28,661 Oh! 87 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,455 I didn't forget my keys, 88 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:34,834 I just didn't want to make out with you in front of the cameras. 89 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:36,752 Do you think they can hear us? 90 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:40,131 Not if we turn these dials all the way down. 91 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,926 Now they can't hear us at all. Oh, good. 92 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,511 We're totally alone. 93 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,103 Yes, that's correct. 94 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,940 I need to cancel checks from 10,001 to 90,000. 95 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,192 Great, they stole my laptop. 96 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:03,279 Yeah, well, they stole my surge protector. 97 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,613 How does that even compare? 98 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,283 Oscar, I'm now going to be prone to surges. 99 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,118 Oh, my God. What happened? 100 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,244 We were robbed last night. 101 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:11,620 Bravo, Watson. 102 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,581 Looks like a classic seven-man job. 103 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,291 Okay, security tapes were stolen. 104 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:19,670 Motives. Financial, or possibly vintage HP computer collectors. 105 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,549 Hank down at Security had clocked out, and that's all we have. 106 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,385 Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah. 107 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:34,060 That wasn't us, right? I mean, you remembered to lock the doors? 108 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:37,980 No, did you? Michael, I think this is our fault. 109 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:41,192 Oh, no! Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, no. 110 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,861 So much for sex without consequences. 111 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,615 You are such a dork. Shot! 112 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,410 That's bad. So, apparently, Pam went out last night 113 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:54,789 and accidentally called my work phone at three in the morning. 114 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,415 So... I am not drunk. 115 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,918 I am on minute six of this message. 116 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,587 Okay, I do not sound like that. 117 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:04,548 Take the girl out of Philly... Scranton. 118 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:07,885 The future mother of my children. 119 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,888 I never felt safe here. 120 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,223 You're always safe with me. 121 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:16,227 I'm a very good screamer. And one day, we're going to move 122 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:20,356 to Disney's Celebration Village in Florida and leave all this behind. 123 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,358 I would very much like that. 124 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,818 Yeah? Yeah. 125 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,695 Consider yourself at home 126 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:32,743 Get in. 127 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,872 Where are we going? 128 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,625 I know she loves me, Phyllis. I am sure of it. 129 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,210 She practically told me so. 130 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,295 Then you need to give her an ultimatum. 131 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:47,007 Tell her she needs to make a choice. You or Andy. 132 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:50,052 If she picks you, great. If not, you can move on. 133 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,679 Are you sure that's going to work? 134 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:56,433 It did when Bob said I had to stop talking to my sister on the phone so much. 135 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,896 Wait, this isn't our floor. Dwight! 136 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,649 How's everyone doing? 137 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:07,153 My door is always open if anyone wants to talk. 138 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,822 I don't want to talk. I want my laptop back. 139 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,741 Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away it. 140 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,453 The last person to do this disappeared. 141 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,788 His name? 142 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,081 Creed Bratton. 143 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,418 I'm going to make everything all right. All right? 144 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:26,922 Conference room, 15 minutes. Half an hour. All right? 145 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,511 To recoup their losses, I am planning a little charity auction, 146 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:36,015 where people from all over Scranton can come and bid 147 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,017 on our goods and services. 148 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:41,270 I'm calling it Crime Aid. It's like Farm Aid, 149 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,064 but instead of farms fighting against AIDS, 150 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:47,359 it is us, fighting against our own poverty. 151 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,029 I think it's a fun idea. Thank you! 152 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:52,364 We could auction off things that we do for each other, 153 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:56,076 like cleaning or tennis lessons. My sorority did it all the time. 154 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,953 Okay. I'm going to have to stop you right there. 155 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,373 Was this the sorority that you didn't get into a real sorority 156 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,459 so you had to kind of form your own? 157 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,127 Move on, Michael. Okay. 158 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,254 Okay, well, come on! Let's have an auction! Let's do this! 159 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:10,174 We'll auction off people, like in the olden days. 160 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,303 So, in order to recoup the value of items we liked, 161 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,972 we have to spend more money on things we don't want. 162 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,642 - Who would ever come to this? - I don't know. 163 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,686 It could be any number of people. It could be a pedestrian. 164 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:26,565 It could be an old person. It could be a lookie loo. 165 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:31,445 Or it could be a Bruce Springsteen fan. What? 166 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,740 Who said that? I did. Why did I say that? 167 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,492 Oh, I think you know why I said that. 168 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:40,496 I think it is very apparent. I think it goes without saying... 169 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,831 Bear with me. There's a point there. 170 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,709 "But what is the point? I don't understand what he's saying. 171 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:48,629 "It seems a little shady. It seems a little foggy." 172 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,465 Well, it's not a little foggy. There's really something going on here. 173 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,968 Do you need us for any of this? Do I? 174 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:58,055 Michael scored the big-ticket item. Springsteen tickets. 175 00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,640 The boss scored The Boss. 176 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,934 Yeah, I think that's pretty boss. 177 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,854 He knows how to get things. He got me. 178 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,442 Whoa! Sorry. 179 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,237 Twice. 180 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,532 Right? 181 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,830 Listen to me close, 'cause I'm only going to say this once. 182 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,457 You either break off your engagement with that singing buffoon, 183 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,376 apologize, and then date me, 184 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,379 or you can say goodbye to this. 185 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,217 I think you have me confused with another person. 186 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,261 I said I was only going to say it once. 187 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,138 14 p.m. 188 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,349 14! I heard you! 189 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,059 Gonna have fun! Yeah! 190 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:51,275 I'll rock and roll you. Thank you very much, everybody. 191 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,944 Thank you, Mr. Springsteen! 192 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,240 And welcome to Crime Aid. 193 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:06,040 "Crime reduces innocence, makes everyone angry, I declare." 194 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:13,672 It is not known how many office robberies occur every second, 195 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:18,510 because there is no Wikipedia entry for office robbery statistics. 196 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:22,973 However, tonight, its victims are standing together 197 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:26,977 and standing strong in the form of song, 198 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,483 cooking lessons and hugs. 199 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,444 Really, Phyllis, you're auctioning a hug? 200 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:40,449 Okay, so with no further ado, lights, camera, auction! 201 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,035 Take it away, Bruce! 202 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,875 Mike gave me a list of his top 10 Springsteen songs. 203 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,294 Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News, 204 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,463 one was Tracy Chapman's Fast Car, 205 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,341 and, my personal favorite, Short People. 206 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:03,263 Okay, this is the moment that you've all been waiting for. 207 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,725 Our first item up for bids tonight 208 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:11,271 is something I consider to be very boss indeed. 209 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,150 It is a yoga lesson from Holly Flax. 210 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:21,240 Yoga! I'd like to start the bidding off at $300. 211 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,201 $300! Do I hear $300? $300. 212 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:27,079 Hey, batter, batter, batter. Hey, batter, swing, batter! $300, 213 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,456 $300, $300. Anybody, $300? 214 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:33,377 $400. Who wants it for four? Four, four... Hitter, hitter... 215 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,422 Do I see somebody in the back? Is there somebody in the back? 216 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:40,050 Do I see somebody in the back? $400! $450. 217 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,803 Sold! For $300 to me! 218 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:46,056 What the hell is that? It's the only gavel I could find. 219 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,100 It squeaks when you bang it. That's what she said. 220 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,394 Let's hear it for me, right? 221 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,772 A bargain at any price. 222 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,107 Hey, Mike, do my thing. 223 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,192 Oh, yes, great, very good. 224 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:01,905 So, Darryl and the boys in the hood in the warehouse 225 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:07,953 have graciously donated to "go out for a beer with them right now." 226 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,081 You know what? I'm actually going to bid on this. 227 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,416 I'm going to start the bidding 228 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,127 because this is something that I've dreamt of. 229 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,963 Mike, you can't do this, conflict of interest. 230 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,549 $5! Sold to Jim! 231 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,468 Okay. Okay, sold! 232 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,721 Have fun, you guys. 233 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,808 Well, this next item is sure to spring steam 234 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,811 from your ears if you don't win it. 235 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,607 It just says Creed. Yeah, that's all inclusive. 236 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:41,153 She thought I was McNabb. 237 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,655 I can see that. 238 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,657 Yeah, what you going to do? 239 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,284 Another round, boys? 240 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,535 Great. 241 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,081 - Halpert? - What's up, Roy? 242 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,250 Hey, man. 243 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,424 Relax, man. I'm not going to hit you. Oh, I wouldn't... 244 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,261 You good? I'm good. How you doing? 245 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,846 I'm good. Good. 246 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,056 Hey, Darryl. What's happening? 247 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,224 What's up? How's it going, man? 248 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,308 Hey, what's up, guys? 249 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,392 Where you been? 250 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,937 Hi. I'm Kevin. 251 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,356 I'll do your taxes. 252 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:21,818 Let's hear an opening bid, everybody. Who's first? Kevin doing your taxes. 253 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,113 He's the tax man! Kevin the Tax Man. 254 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,866 Federal and state. Federal and state. 255 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:35,207 Fine. Okay. All right. Okay. You know what? 256 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:39,461 I would appreciate it if people would stop storming off the stage. 257 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,868 Me and the blues 258 00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:16,081 Just me and the blues 259 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,712 We are getting there, folks, slow and steady. 260 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,090 Well, well, have we been blessed today? 261 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,552 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. David Wallace! 262 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,721 Hey! Thank you, Michael. 263 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:31,972 Thanks. Thanks, everybody. 264 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,434 I'd like to auction off a weekend at my place in Martha's Vineyard. 265 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,019 Hey, hey! $100. 266 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,937 $100. Great! $125. 267 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,023 $125. $140. $140. 268 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,067 Phyllis, someone let the air out of your tires. Come quick. 269 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,485 - Oh, dear. - Who else? Who else? 270 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,070 Keep it going! Hey, batter, batter, hey. $160. 271 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,155 $160. 272 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,325 I had to get your attention. This is an emergency. 273 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,744 Why couldn't you have just said it? Why did you actually do it? 274 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,997 Listen! She ignored my ultimatum. Now what? 275 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,957 Now you move on. 276 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,667 Okay, fine, I've moved on. 277 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,211 Now how do I get her back? 278 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:07,299 Dwight, I don't think you do. I think you've got your answer. 279 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,927 What, that's it? That's your advice? 280 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,139 I thought you had some kind of big master plan. 281 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:18,894 Well, I just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us. 282 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,437 Oh. 283 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,647 I get it. 284 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:25,150 You're trying to secure your place as head of the Party Planning Committee. 285 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,235 You're just being selfish. 286 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,657 And you slap like a girl. 287 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:39,456 What did Phyllis do wrong? I'll tell you what Phyllis did wrong. 288 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:43,085 She stuck her nose into my business and tried to help me. 289 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,674 What's going on with Pam? She's good, actually. 290 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,510 Yeah? She's in New York. 291 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,804 She's at an art school. Really? 292 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,806 Yeah, she's doing really well. 293 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:00,060 She's engaged 294 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,230 to me. 295 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,111 Congrats, man. Thanks, man. 296 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,905 I appreciate that. 297 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,367 So Pam's happy? 298 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,202 Yeah, I'd say she's happy. 299 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,330 I mean, she loves her classes, loves the city, 300 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,585 and last night she was out with her friends till, like, 8 a.m. 301 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,713 Wow. What? 302 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,007 I thought you were her friend. 303 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:42,561 I am going to see Pam 'cause I feel like I should. 304 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,694 When are you getting to Bruce? Just a few more items. 305 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:54,656 Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! 306 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,075 All right! All right, all right, all right! Here we go, here we go. 307 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,994 All right, big-ticket item. 308 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,622 All right! In my pocket, 309 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,168 I have two tickets 310 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,421 to Mr. Bruce Springsteen. Front... 311 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,841 Where are those? 312 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,051 Has anyone seen an envelope 313 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:18,847 with Bruce Springsteen front row tickets and backstage passes? 314 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,266 Anybody seen something, like, lying around? 315 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:25,103 Do you want us to look for them? No. I think they were stolen. 316 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:28,315 I think they were stolen and they're gone forever, so... 317 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:32,694 That was the last good item. So... 318 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,114 Good job, everybody. I have my hug. 319 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:40,327 Yeah, well, Phyllis, nobody really wants a hug, so... 320 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,246 I'll bid on a hug. She's your wife, you idiot. 321 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,582 $100. $200. 322 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,585 What the hell is happening? $250. 323 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,628 What are you doing? 324 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,922 I need a hug, unless you're going to give me one. 325 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,465 Not here. $300. 326 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:56,885 $300! We have $300. $300 going once. 327 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,972 $300 going twice. $300 and one penny! 328 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,308 $300 and one penny! $300 and one penny! 329 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,684 $325. $325. 330 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:05,811 $350! $350. 331 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,813 $350 and one penny! $350 and one penny! 332 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,356 $400. $400. Hey, batter, batter. 333 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,525 $400 and one penny! $400 and one penny! 334 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,318 $500! $500! $500. 335 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,861 Five... $500 and one penny! 336 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,531 $500 and one penny! One million dollars! 337 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,032 $700! $700. 338 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,493 $700 and one penny! 339 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,455 $1,000! 340 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,542 It's not worth it. 341 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,627 $1,000 going once! $1,000 going twice! 342 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:34,089 Sold for $1,000! 343 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,678 Nicely done. 344 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:59,614 No. You know what? No, because I'm not that guy, 345 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,451 and we are not that couple. 346 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,628 Hey, that looks good. 347 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,425 Listen, about the tickets. 348 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:23,471 It's sort of... Kind of a gray area in terms of whether I had them. 349 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:27,893 The Springsteen tickets seemed too good to be true. 350 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:32,480 But a lot of Michael seems too good to be true. 351 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:34,983 So far it's all true. 352 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:40,488 But, yeah, those tickets really seemed too good to be true. 353 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:57,339 No. I did not know that Michael was dating Holly.