1 00:00:04,046 --> 00:00:06,005 Wow, you guys look amazing. 2 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:07,674 Stanley, I thought you hated Halloween. 3 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:10,510 He wears it so he can sleep at his desk. 4 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,428 Who are you? I'm Carrie Bradshaw 5 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,971 from Sex and the City. 6 00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:15,014 I like your shoes. 7 00:00:15,099 --> 00:00:16,099 Thank you. 8 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,475 Will you help walk me to the fax machine? 9 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:18,559 Sure. 10 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:21,479 I got her. I got her. I can help you. 11 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:22,522 You look amazing. 12 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:24,190 Inappropriate. Thank you. 13 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,359 Who are you, Larry King? 14 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,443 Gordon Gekko. 15 00:00:27,945 --> 00:00:30,405 From the insurance commercials. 16 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:31,656 Yeah. 17 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:37,328 Whoa! Awesome. 18 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:40,540 Let's put a smile on that face. 19 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,043 Damn it, Creed. 20 00:00:44,128 --> 00:00:46,337 I've been up since 4:00. 21 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:53,761 Sweet 'stume, dude. 22 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,138 Who are you supposed to be? 23 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,598 Dave. 24 00:00:57,808 --> 00:00:58,850 Cool. 25 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:00,685 And you are? 26 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:05,231 A cat? 27 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,442 We were looking for kitten. 28 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,907 Give me one second. 29 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,284 - Jim Halpert. - Hey. 30 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,161 Hey, New York. Happy Halloween. 31 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,245 Thanks. 32 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:22,039 My costume's getting a lot of attention. 33 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,877 So apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. 34 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,503 I wish I had known that 35 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,089 before I used greasepaint for my mustache, 36 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:34,761 and I can't even take off my hat because then I'm Hitler. 37 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:44,103 Want to see a magic trick? 38 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:46,689 I'm going to make a pencil... 39 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,360 disappear. 40 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,510 Okay, I think we are set. 41 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:19,806 We have puzzles, string for cat's cradles. 42 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:23,267 Burned this last night. Little road-trip CD. 43 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:24,811 Puppets. 44 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,564 Look at all this stuff. It's only seven hours. 45 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,317 When corporate found out that we were dating, they decided 46 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,985 they were going to transfer Holly back 47 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,987 to her old branch in Nashua, New Hampshire. 48 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:37,406 Michael's taking a personal day to move me out. 49 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:38,574 Road trip! 50 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:39,867 Right? 51 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:42,245 Breaker 1 -9, copy? 52 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,455 Copy that, breaker! 53 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,624 Those Duke boys are at it again. 54 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:50,503 Hey, do not touch my radio. 55 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,171 We're not. Kidding. 56 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:53,840 We're not doing anything. 57 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:56,926 It's been a weird week since we found out I had a transfer. 58 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,595 Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton, 59 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,014 and I said, "Well, why don't you quit and get some job in Nashua?" 60 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:03,266 And he said, "I asked you first," 61 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,976 and I said first at the same time he did, 62 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,519 and then I said, "Jinx." 63 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:10,356 And then we never talked about it again 64 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,234 and haven't been back to the conversation, so... 65 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,903 All right, everybody, I am out of here. 66 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:17,446 Jim, you are in charge. 67 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:18,656 I'll walk you out. 68 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:20,449 You are quite the gentleman. 69 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,872 You can let people go a couple minutes early if you want. 70 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:30,126 All right, we'll see. I am off to New York. 71 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,045 My brother Pete from Boston and my brother Tom from New Jersey 72 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:36,465 are taking Pam and I out for lunch to celebrate the engagement. 73 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:39,385 Or maybe to beat me up. 74 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,720 I can never tell with those two. 75 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,061 Morning, temp. 76 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,187 Morning. 77 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:52,273 Wow. Good morning, Dwight. 78 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,276 I thought I'd go casual today. 79 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,777 Morning, everyone. 80 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,238 Good morning. 81 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,115 Hello. 82 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,619 How you doing? How are you, Phyllis? 83 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:07,830 That's funny. 84 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,667 Take that sweatshirt off. 85 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,091 Hey, buddy. 86 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:20,176 Andy. 87 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,344 Do you remember when I jokingly 88 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,888 yelled at you to take your sweatshirt off? 89 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:28,351 Totally joking, but you should know those colors are sacred. 90 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:32,647 Not that I care, but if you're not a Cornell man, 91 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:33,773 you probably shouldn't wear them. 92 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:34,899 No, I get it. 93 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:38,736 I totally understand, and I just want to assure you that 94 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:42,615 I mean no disrespect. You see, I'm applying. 95 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,660 Come on. You think you could get into Cornell? 96 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,912 Well, if someone who barely outsells Phyllis 97 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,997 can get in, then I should be fine. 98 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,374 I'm sitting right here, Dwight. 99 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,458 I meant that as a compliment 100 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,211 to you, Phyllis, as well as a slight to Andy. 101 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,714 Cornell is a good school, and I want to better myself 102 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,591 through higher education. 103 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:02,760 If it makes Andy angry, so be it. 104 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:08,891 I have to unpack this weekend, but maybe next weekend 105 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,810 we go to the outlets. Cool. 106 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,645 Mike, you driving this every weekend? 107 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,397 We're going to switch back and forth with the driving. 108 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,816 Sometimes we'll just meet in the middle. Be fun. 109 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,568 Wait a sec. I love this song. 110 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:28,411 Life is a highway I wanna ride it all night long 111 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:37,795 If you're going my way I wanna drive it all night long 112 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,134 If you're going my way 113 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,469 Hey, there. 114 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,598 So, how do you think we're going to do against Penn this year? 115 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,976 Nathan Ford's arm looks pretty strong. 116 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:55,438 Well, he's had a pretty good season so far. Stop saying "we." 117 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,941 You did not go to Cornell, okay? 118 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,109 You're just doing this to screw with me. 119 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,193 Not so. 120 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,778 Cornell is an excellent school. 121 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,113 Without its agricultural program, 122 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,073 we probably wouldn't have cabbage, 123 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:07,700 at least not modern cabbage. 124 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,910 I know it's an excellent school, Dwight. 125 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:13,873 I went there. My blood runs Big Red. 126 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:17,376 Someday we'll both get together in Comstock Hall 127 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,837 and just laugh about all of this. 128 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:26,218 Hey. 129 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:27,762 Hey, future baby sis. 130 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:28,971 How are you, Tom? 131 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,139 Nice to see you. Good. 132 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,641 I asked Tom and Pete to come early so we could play 133 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,101 a prank on Jim at lunch. 134 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,561 Pretty awesome, right? 135 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,022 I think they're into the idea. 136 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,733 They're probably thinking, "That Pam Beesly, 137 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,277 "she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. 138 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:47,323 "She's the best, the absolute best." 139 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,159 Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. 140 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:54,205 I'm going to say that before ceramics class I took off my ring, 141 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,207 and then when I changed back out of my smock, 142 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,709 it wasn't in my pocket anymore and I lost it. 143 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:04,840 That's perfect. You know what would be even more hilarious? 144 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:05,925 Remember that thing we did when 145 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,551 Jim was in high school with his girlfriend? 146 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:11,222 Right. That would be hilarious. 147 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:14,475 Yeah, we should totally dog her about being an artist, 148 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:15,684 never making any money. 149 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:16,852 That is awesome. 150 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,772 Like, she basically has a hobby for a job. 151 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,148 Oh, yeah. 152 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,608 So, not the ring, then? 153 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,276 The... Not doing the ring, though? 154 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:25,611 This is better. The other thing will get Jim... 155 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,530 This is nice and it's fun. It's fun. 156 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:28,614 Okay, okay. 157 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,783 He hates it when we pick on his girlfriends. 158 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,118 Okay. 159 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,245 They came up with that idea really fast. 160 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,625 This trip is longer than I thought. 161 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,001 Yeah, it did look shorter on the map. 162 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:50,344 Hey. 163 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,848 Wow, I was having a nightmare. 164 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,808 You were sleeping? Yes. 165 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,268 You were talking before. 166 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,352 Was I? 167 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:01,522 Really? Was I saying anything interesting? 168 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:02,982 Not really. 169 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,568 All right, what's the scoop? How far? 170 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,362 Four hours. Almost halfway there. 171 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,530 We're only halfway? 172 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,157 Halfway, okay. 173 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,159 You know what I want to do? I want to pull over 174 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:14,577 and find a little bed and breakfast 175 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,370 for when we meet in the middle. 176 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:19,707 Emphasis on the bed and the breakfast. 177 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,751 Next exit isn't for 5 miles. 178 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,253 Let's check there. 179 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,173 Hey, guys. How are you? 180 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:29,091 Hi. Good to see you. 181 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,343 Nice to see you again, Pam. 182 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,554 Pam, I haven't seen you in so, so long. 183 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,267 All right, so now we can sit 184 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,312 and get comfortable. 185 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,568 There's nothing out here, man. 186 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,777 Yeah. 187 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:52,907 I don't know. I just imagined a hotel right here, 188 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:57,494 pool over here, little breakfast place 189 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,663 with really good bacon. Just... 190 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,050 Here we go. Fourth time's the charm. 191 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,554 Life's like a road where... 192 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,723 It's one day here and the next day there 193 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,059 Sometimes you deal with the things you don't 194 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:22,853 Sometimes you... Walk 195 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:23,979 There's a world out there... 196 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:30,611 Hey, are you crying? 197 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:31,779 No. 198 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,157 Allergies? No. 199 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,743 Did Darryl touch you? 200 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:38,994 What? 201 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,330 No. Darryl did not touch me. 202 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,707 Can we just keep going, please? 203 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:52,424 What's the matter? 204 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,343 No. It's not going to work. 205 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,928 There's too much distance. Sure it is. 206 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:58,264 No, no, no. It's going to work. It'll be fine. 207 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,683 Michael, we've only been dating each other for a few weeks. 208 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,935 Listen to me, I like you so much. 209 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,061 I like you, too. 210 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,938 And I've dated almost four women in the last... 211 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,940 I dated four guys last year, too. 212 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,526 Not last... No, in, like, the last 10 years 213 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:16,949 I've dated almost four women, and you are so far above them, it is stupid. 214 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,784 Michael, no, don't. It is... 215 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:19,952 Don't make it harder than it has to be. 216 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,120 I'm... 217 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,497 That's what she said. 218 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:26,375 Holly thinks that this relationship is over. 219 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,002 Well, you know what? 220 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,254 I am not going to give up that easy. 221 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,798 I'm going to make this way harder than it needs to be. 222 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:39,763 Take that down. 223 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:40,806 Excuse me? 224 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,225 Take that down. 225 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,602 You know, I once dated a couple guys from Cornell. 226 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,521 They were really nice. They gave me a ride home. 227 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:49,857 I seriously doubt that anyone from Cornell dated you. 228 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,568 It's pronounced "Colonel." It's the highest rank in the military. 229 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:56,655 It's pronounced "Cornell." It's the highest rank in the Ivy League. 230 00:10:56,740 --> 00:11:00,617 Andy, let's just talk about this man to man after work. 231 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:01,952 Fine. What do you say, okay? 232 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,620 Yeah. Good. Can we... 233 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,418 That's Big Red Bear. 234 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,087 That's a bobble Big Red Bear. God! 235 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,845 And if you leave on Friday by 5:00, 236 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:22,514 you'll be rolling in at midnight at best... 237 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,557 Yeah. 238 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,726 And then sleep in Saturday. 239 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,978 That only leaves us less than 24 hours 240 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,271 before you have to go back again. 241 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,439 Okay. Okay. 242 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,525 I will talk to you on the Bluetooth the entire trip 243 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,070 so we're talking constantly all the way. 244 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:39,031 I'll tell you everything that I see, everything that I pass by, 245 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,115 things that I witness on the road. 246 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,200 Well... 247 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,452 Maybe I'll see an accident one weekend. 248 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,787 How long can we keep that up? 249 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:45,871 Years. 250 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,373 Years? Yeah. 251 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:50,042 Years of just a few hours every weekend? 252 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,877 Here's my wish, 253 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,713 I want you to meet a great guy and I want you to be happy. 254 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:57,925 Thank you. 255 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,177 My wish has come true, incidentally, 256 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,972 because you've met me and you are happy. 257 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,850 Clever, Mike. 258 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,396 So, Pam, how much money does an artist make 259 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,855 after they leave art school? 260 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,316 Yeah, not a lot of money in the arts, right? 261 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,776 That's not really true. 262 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,070 There's a lot of things you can do with an art degree, actually. 263 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,696 Maybe Pam should pay the check 264 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,116 by drawing a picture on this napkin. 265 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,994 Wow, that's a little rude. 266 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,079 What's your deal? 267 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,747 Hey, just having fun, Jimmy. 268 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,165 Yeah. Right, Pam? 269 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,333 Yep. 270 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,591 You know what? I think we're a great couple. 271 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,051 I think we are a classic couple. 272 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,345 I think we are like Romeo and Juliet. 273 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,141 I think we go together so well. 274 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,226 We're like peanut butter and jelly. 275 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,270 Don't you think? I do. I think so, Mike. 276 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,021 Well, then don't do it. Please don't do this! 277 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,189 Please don't do this! 278 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:57,192 Hey, what's up? Just thought I'd try you. 279 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,944 Thinking about that story where 280 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,405 you ran into the girl you used to baby-sit. 281 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,823 I don't know what I am gonna do. 282 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:03,949 Please call me back. 283 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,033 Please... I promise you. 284 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,243 I'm not going to be okay. Please... 285 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,286 No, I won't. 286 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,873 I'm not strong. I'll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan. 287 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,750 Oh, God. 288 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,463 You might be... 289 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,672 What? 290 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,176 Dwight... 291 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,552 Andy, I've been meaning to ask you. 292 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,471 Which a cappella group should I join? 293 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:29,224 The Harmoniacs? Or the Do-Re-Migos? 294 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:35,981 Assuming you had the voice to be in any of them, it's irrelevant, 295 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,150 because I called admissions and it looks like 296 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,528 I will be conducting your university interview. 297 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,322 That's a conflict of interest. 298 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,781 Yeah. Big one. 299 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,367 So should I not let you in now? 300 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,620 Or do you want to do the interview 301 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,455 and then I won't let you in? 302 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,167 Interview. Excellent. 303 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,340 When the hour glass strikes 3:00, then in the room 304 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,592 whence employees confer. 305 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,637 What? The conference room. 306 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:07,804 Okay. 307 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,187 Who are your role models? 308 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,189 If I had to put Dwight's chances into a percentage, 309 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,192 I would say he has none percent chance. 310 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,778 So, Dane Cook, 311 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:28,283 Jack Bauer and Eli Whitney. 312 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,955 You're doing great. 313 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,457 Life is a highway 314 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,627 I wanna ride it all night long 315 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,926 Oh, wow. This is my niece Vanessa. 316 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,428 She's a trumpeter, and look at her. 317 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:49,972 Cute. That must be really fun 318 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,890 for you and Marci, huh? Yep. 319 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,309 She only knows how to play When the Saints Go Marching In. 320 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,394 I love that one. 321 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,687 Yeah, but she doesn't think 322 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,231 she's going to be, like, a career musician, right? 323 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,941 Here we go again. What is your deal today? 324 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,901 I'm just saying how many famous trumpeters 325 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,778 can you name besides Louis Armstrong? 326 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:05,862 Miles Davis. One. 327 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,239 Chet something. Half. 328 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,907 The point is, Pam, that there are jobs... 329 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,034 Dizzy Gillespie. Also good. 330 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,245 And there are hobbies. I love baseball more than anything, 331 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,997 but you don't see me trying to get on the Mets. 332 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,540 You don't. Pete, you couldn't make the Mets. 333 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,708 She's at Pratt. 334 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,126 You played JV baseball. 335 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,627 Will you lighten up a little bit? 336 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,920 I'm just calling it like I see it. 337 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,255 I don't know if I'm going to make any money 338 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,423 with art. Pam, don't worry about it. 339 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,259 I mean, it's a very competitive field, but I have a professor 340 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,635 who says that I have a lot of promise, 341 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,221 and if I don't try now, I never will, so... 342 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,266 Guys, what is going on? 343 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,022 We pranked you. 344 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,189 It was Pam's idea. 345 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,067 Pam was the mastermind. 346 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,193 Got you. 347 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:49,364 That was killer. I was so close to blowing it. 348 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,034 Let's see how well you know your Big Red history. 349 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,118 Bring it. 350 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,786 Who was Cornell's eighth president? 351 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,204 Dale Raymond Corson. 352 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,041 I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Cornell's seventh president was, in fact, 353 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,626 James A. Perkins. 354 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,836 "Comprehension skills subpar." 355 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:07,132 "Interviewing skills, subpar." 356 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,300 What are you writing? 357 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,719 You can't even give Cornell your full attention. 358 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,220 On the contrary, I'm helping Cornell 359 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,014 by evaluating their interviewers. 360 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,767 Nobody wants that to happen. 361 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,268 Well, when they get my evaluation, 362 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,936 we'll see if they're interested. 363 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:23,857 "Applicant is attempting to blackmail interviewer, 364 00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,942 "showing low moral character." 365 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,653 "Interviewer is threatening applicant 366 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,613 "with an arbitrary review process." 367 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,531 "Applicant is wasting everyone's time 368 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,742 "with stupid and inane accusations." 369 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,411 "Interviewer has suspect motives." 370 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:40,499 "Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid." 371 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,710 "Interviewer has turned off applicant's interest in Cornell 372 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:47,172 "and they are going to go to the vastly superior Dartmouth." 373 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,298 Ever heard of it? 374 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:51,176 I think I have everything I need. 375 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,928 You'll be hearing from the Cornell Application Department. 376 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,013 And you will be hearing from the Cornell Application Department. 377 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,015 And you will not be pleased with the result! 378 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:01,395 And your affiliation with Cornell will end completely. 379 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,773 That is all, sir. You may go. 380 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,414 There's another dolly in the truck, Mike. 381 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,624 You can take more than that lamp. 382 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,503 For the record, I wanted to go another direction, 383 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:27,921 which was way better. 384 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,215 Well, I'll be the judge of that. 385 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,383 What do you got? 386 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,719 Okay, I lost my engagement ring 387 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,304 in ceramics class, left it in my smock. 388 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,057 I had this whole thing where I go back to class, 389 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:42,310 wrongly accuse another girl. Look, I even used makeup 390 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,478 to put a ring around my finger. 391 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,604 You can hardly see it. 392 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,356 It's very subtle. That is good. 393 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,399 Thank you. 394 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,483 Truthfully, anything would have been 395 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,943 better than that prank. 396 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:56,783 Text message from my brother. "Pam cool. Welcome to the family." 397 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,827 Hey, how about at Thanksgiving 398 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,704 we "prank" Tom about being bald? 399 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,289 This is the last of it. 400 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,082 That's mine, actually. 401 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,376 Maybe put it back in the truck. 402 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:07,961 You're not staying? 403 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,379 You know, I have some things 404 00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,047 I need to do this weekend. 405 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,674 I just remembered, so... 406 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,260 I'll just ride back with you. 407 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,595 But you want me to put it back in the truck? 408 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,430 I'll be down in just a sec. 409 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,976 Holly? 410 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,686 So... 411 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,357 I think I'm going to go back with Darryl. 412 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,535 Okay. 413 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,037 Bye. 414 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,830 Okay, bye. 415 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,648 I know it's hard, Mike. 416 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,777 Breakups hurt. 417 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,488 We didn't break up. 418 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,406 Looked like it. 419 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:27,666 Sometimes when I'm down like this, it helps to sing the blues. 420 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:29,918 Okay. 421 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:38,844 That's a really pretty song. 422 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,389 No, no, check it out, look. 423 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,642 When I do that... Okay. 424 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,394 That's when you hit me with what's getting you down. 425 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,645 All right. 426 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,780 No, wait, you're supposed to... 427 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,116 Never mind. 428 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:17,841 Yeah. 429 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,811 Well, I thought I'd come in casual today. 430 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:34,149 Man, hungry. Anyone else feel like a beet? 431 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,401 Where did you get those? 432 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,861 What, these? 433 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,197 Bernard Farms. Best beets in the state. 434 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,199 I see what you are doing, 435 00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:45,285 but I do not know where you are going with this. 436 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:49,414 Well, you will as soon as you visit my new beet farm. 437 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,756 You're supposed to cook these, aren't you? 438 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,133 Cornell.